Throughout this story; the Gang and Lincoln will exhibit behaviour and opinions are you not at all supposed to find acceptable or even slightly agree with. Especially Dee in this chapter. I mean if you watch this show and see the main cast as anything resembling role models or people you should act like; I find that deeply troubling.
It was about two hours into the big celebration; the lawyer pretty much left as soon as he could and now the waitress was getting ready to leave as well. "...Thanks for stopping by. I mean it... Shit; sorry I'm so shitfaced that I forgot your name..." Lincoln stammered out feeling the effects of the alcohol that he had been drinking.
The waitress smiled said "thanks Lincoln; you're the closest to a decent thing to a decent person in this cesspool of a bar staff..." the waitress told him and then left eyeing Charlie as she then left.
"Hold on a second here... You know her name?" Charlie asked surprised as the gang looked at him with stares.
"Charlie; we went to high school with her. How do you NOT know her name? Especially all the years that you stalked her?" Dennis asked as Charlie just looked awkward. "Anyway... She likes you and she could very well be your first conquest big guy. If that happens then I will be so proud..." Dennis then said patting Lincoln on the back as he looked his smiling face.
"What... She the same age as you? Plus she knew me when I was a kid... Be like if I got with Dee and not as weird as... Is she like my mum or something?" Lincoln then said out loud as Dee then looked at him suddenly.
"Come on big boy... Don't say it like that... You knew that you're the closest to treating me decently as well... Don't be shy if you find me hot..." Dee then said as she then got looks from the rest of the gang.
"What the hell Dee? He was like 11 or something when Frank and Charlie fished him out of the dumpster and brought him here; you drove him to school... This is much worse than that thing with the high school kid when we allowed underage drinking..." Mac then said judgementally as Dee was now on the defensive.
"Come on... He's an adult and nothing is legal or official... You know that Woody Allen is married to like his stepdaughter or something?" Dee then said as the judgemental stares continued on.
"Deandra; have you been grooming him this entire time?" Frank asked actually sounding disgusted as Dee shook her head.
"No... Come on... Look; I did see myself as his mum and him my son but then he became an adult and..." Dee then said as Dennis came closer to his sister.
"This is not sounding any less creepy the more you try and explain yourself..." Dennis then said as Dee looked angry.
"You are the last person who should be judging me considering the shit that you have pulled like going after so many barely legal young women and your DENNIS system and no matter how many fucking times you try and explain it... The 'Implication' is still horrendous..." Dee then yelled as then a green portal opened up making everyone jump. "HOLY SHIT!" Dee then snapped out loud.
"Fuck... How drunk am I already... I see something like out of a science fiction movie..." Lincoln muttered out as Frank and Charlie stared at it while the rest were freaking out.
"I see it as well... Man; we are sharing some strong hallucination... Did anyone spike the beer?" Mac then asked looking around.
"I remember this..." Frank then said putting his head through.
"See you guys... This is what I told you what Frank and I saw... What Lincoln fell out of when we found him..." Charlie then said as they then heard Frank yelling and yelling from the other side.
Frank then fell in face first and the gang went to pull him out but ended up getting sucked in as well. Lincoln then looked and peeked through as he went through as well. They landed in a heap and fell unconscious...
The Loud sisters and the parents put down blankets to lay the bodies on them as they were checked for ID in the living room. "We can send these people back once we find brah right..." Luna asked as Lisa was studying their IDs with a look and brought out a mini computer.
"Lisa; sorry but can whatever experiment you want to try wait... Your brother is lost in whatever dimension they came from and the other machine sent him through. Can we turn it back on and find again..." Lynn Sr told Lisa firmly looked troubled as well as his wife; Lisa taking a syringe to get a sample of Lincoln's blood to run through the machine.
"These people look drunk out of their minds... Did Lincoln get sent to a bar in the other dimension?" Rita asked with fear as the older sisters frowned at the idea of their brother being in such a place. What he must be going through.
"Oh dear..." Lisa muttered looking at the readings as the sisters and parents stared at her direction. "...The technology was to go through space and time... It seemed that Lincoln in the first portal was sent through space AS WELL as time... Ten years in the past of the dimension while the latest portal was going to the dimension's present..." Lisa explained as Lori and the parents blinked and looked at Lincoln's body.
"So you are saying... This man is Lincoln ten years older..." Lori blurted out as the sisters then gasped out loud; their faces became frozen and then looked down at Lincoln.
"Fuck... My head hurts... Guys... Are you awake... I think we got hungover and broke into someone else's house..." Lincoln groaned getting up as the others began moaning and moving to get up.