"I have called Prinz Eugen to explain everything." Stella explains to me, Belfast, Sheffy, and Gloucester who are eyeing her very hard. Gloucester manage to convince me to give her a chance to explain everything while Belfast and Sheffy got attracted by the noises and come here.
"See Gloucester! Stella can't explain anything! She's just trying to pass the blame on the innocent Prinz Eugen." I'm not trying to defend Eugen but I've met Prinz Eugen before and this sort of thing isn't on her alley. She strikes me more as a teasing queen instead of pranking brat and would prefer personal one-on-one teasing than to involve multiple people. "You should just let me punish her."
"…please wait for a minute, my master." Why are you on her side, Sheffy? Who do you love more?! Me or her?! "…master Stella might be an idiot," "Hey!" "but she isn't a liar." That's because she is a good liar, Sheffy. You can't see it but it's clear as day with my sharingan that Stella doesn't trust me!
"My master, do you have problem with master Stella buying adult toys?" Belfast, I thought you are smarter than this.
"No! The problem is that she doesn't tell me!" I said to the girls. "Trust is an important thing in a relationship and it's clear to me that she doesn't have any!" "But I do!" "Shut up Stella! You're not a part of this!" "I'm pretty sure I am." Stella should know about this! She's the one who want me to act like her boyfriend even though she knew that I have Mia and yet, she has the audacity.
"What master Igo said is indeed correct." Thank you Gloucester! You're my only ally here. Do you want to be my new Sheffy? We just need to dye your purple hair white and somehow flatten those chests of yours and you're set. "Master Stella, you should tell master Igo if you're not satisfied." Okay bitch! Are you implying that I'm weak and can not satisfy a virgin like Stella?! Is that what you're saying here?!
"No… if she isn't satisfied, she would buy a bigger size!"
"Pfft!" Alright Gloucester! Is there something that you want to say? "I know how important the size is to a man but I believe understanding one's limitation is important, master Igo." So in short she is basically saying that I am a liar. "I know how it is because women too have some problem with sizes but I believe living in moderation with your flaws and accepting it is the best way to live your life."
"Are you telling me that you don't believe me?" Gloucester smiles at me and nod her head. "Alright, if mine is bigger than this, you'll give me a handjob until I ejaculate." Once again, Gloucester nods with a smug smile on her face. I'm going to wipe that face clean of any smugness when we're done. "Stella, I'm borrowing this. Gloucester, you, me, upstairs on my bedroom!" I grab the biggest dildo that Stella order and walk out with Gloucester following behind me.
"Don't worry master Stella, this will end quick." I won't use an arrogant tone if I were you, Gloucester.
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"We're back!" I said in a cheerful tone as I open the door to Stella's office. "Oh hey Eugen, you're here." My eyes immediately lock on to the sexy woman sitting on the sofa. Her burning orange eyes that looks like a sunset scenery land on me and a wicked smile form on her beautiful face. Her long white hair was almost monotone if it wasn't for the little bit of red highlight on the left side of her face. Man, there's a lot of white haired girls in Azur Lane huh?
"Guten Tag, kommandant." Ah fuck… I forget how sensual her voice is. And it's not just her voice that makes my wood rise, her clothes weren't any better. This woman is just a breathing, talking seducing machine.
"Eugen, tone down the teasing a bit. Igo has just been… busy with Gloucester." Thank you for that Stella. "So, how was it Gloucester? You said that it would be quick but you both have been gone for a solid hour now." Gloucester emerges from behind me all bashful and embarrassed.
"Well... I'm... on master Igo's side." Good girl. I'll teach you more technique later. I slap Gloucester's butt and push her toward the other 2 maids. "HII!" She got a cute squeal.
"Igo… stop seducing the maids." NEVER! "Since you're here, let us hear the confession from the actual culprit." I still think it wasn't Eugen. I mean, if she wants to use them then why does she put Stella's name on it? That would just make things a lot more complicated and there will be more delay before she can enjoy herself.
"It wasn't me~~" "Bullshit." Stella, calm down! "Don't you believe me, kommandantin?" "No." Ouch! An immediately shot down! Can she at least give Eugen a chance?
"Eugen, I know you. This is definitely something that you would do." Slanderous! Why did she point all the blame on Eugen? I mean, Belfast is a pretty lewd cow so why doesn't throw some of those suspicion on the cow?
"But what would I gain from that?" Good question! Now let see if our respondent can answer!
"Because you want to ruin my relationship with Igo!" What the fuck is she saying?! "You want to make Igo insecure about his size and use that chance to get close to him." I walk up to Stella and bonk her with the dildo on my hand. "Ouch! Why?!" You know why, you stupid bitch!
"I don't understand where you're coming from, kommandantin~~" Neither do I.
"You want to give an illusion that I like it smaller so that you can swoop in and say 'DoN't WoRrY, mY lOvElY kOmMaNdAnT. I'll aCcEpT yOuR bIgGeR sIzE', right?!" What's with Stella and her countless slanderous accusation?! Sure Eugen is lewd but it's mostly verbal.
"Hmm… then that mean kommandant Igo has a bigger schwanz." What is a schwanz? Can someone translate that? "Interesting…ehehehe" Just like a frail ember being pour some gasoline, Eugen's eyes seem to light up as she licks her lips seductively. I assume that she now knew that mine is bigger than the biggest dildo here.
"As we can see, Stella is hallucinating." "I'm not!" "As a punishment, I'll confiscated all the sex toys until the owner directly ask me." I said as I stare directly at Stella who's just shrug off my threat like it was nothing. Well, let see how long can you ignore it, Stella!
"…are you going to use it on your own?" I immediately bonk Sheffy on the head. "…ouch…" This lewd maid of mine.
"Belfast and Sheffy, returns back to the meeting room and finish the work. I'll meet up with you two once I'm done storing this evidence of Stella's untrustworthiness." "But it's not mine." "Shut up Stella and do your work! Gloucester, help her do her paperwork!" "Yes, shall we, master Stella?" "But it's not mine though…" "Now Eugen… you're free, you can go back to the Iron Blood Island."
"Ja, goodbye kommandant Igo," Eugen erotically stands up which I don't know even possible. She walks with her hips swaying wildly from side to side. Funny enough, her butt looks like a pendulum when she walks like that. "Und kommandantin Stella," "Hm?" "Vielen dank~~" I don't know what that mean but I can only assume that it was rude since Stella immediately burst into anger.
"YOU BITCH! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!" "STELLA LANGUAGE!"
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"Hah… Hah… Hah… Hah… Hah… Hah… Hah… Hah… Hah…"
"Thank you for the treat, my master." "…mmhmmm…" I have no idea how I managed to survive that. Kissing the 2 horny maids drain me dry of stamina. Each maid receives 7 Iris kiss and the duration each kiss was stupendously long.
"Hah… Hah… Hah… Alright… Hah… we're done with the kissing." Because I would die of suffocation. I grab my new phone to check on its progression. I've found the box that contains my phone and have started downloading my data from the cloud. Gotta say, I don't remember having this much data but I guess this kind of thing accumulate overtime. "Sigh… It's still seventy-six percent."
"Shall we try the projector, my master?" Hm… that's a good idea! Might as well as do that while I wait for my data to download. "Please use these, my master." Belfast hand me 2 futuristic looking gloves. "You'll need these to operate the projectors." Figure.
"Thanks, Belfast." I put the gloves in and they were too big at first before they automatically fasten themselves. "Alright, let's try this." I walk up to the table and open the Monday document. "So, I just need to lift this up, right?" Belfast nods and Sheffy prepare herself… for something? Eh… Sheffy is cute so I just let it go.
I hold my index and middle fingers on the heading of the document before moving my hand up. Not up horizontally, up vertically. The document follows my fingers up and it is converted into a hologram. It's like having a magnetic piece of paper that is attracted to your fingers.
"My master, I'll plug the cube to recharge the batteries." The batteries? "The manual said that each corner has a battery and they send us sixteen of these." I see, 8 are currently being used and 8 are used as spares so it would be wise to recharge the spares in case the current one run out of juices. Belfast walks with the cube while I start toying around with the projectors.
"… oooohh…" Sheffy's eyes light up in excitement and awe. She's adorable.
"Belfast, is there anymore pair of gloves?" Belfast nods as she bust out 2 more pair of gloves.
"They include four pair of gloves with the table." Pretty generous. I thought they would only send 1 and then you have to buy extras. "Here Sheffield." "…mh." Sheffy and Belfast immediately wear the gloves.
"Sheffy, catch." I grab the document with all my 5 fingers and throw it at Sheffy. With her usual calmness, Sheffy catch the document in her fingers. She curiously looks at the paper-like light construct in her hand. "Let go of the document if you want to type something on it." Sheffy nods and carefully retract her fingers from the document. "Lightly touch where you want to touch where you want to insert your words."
"…Mhmm…" Sheffy did that and a holographic keyboard appear just below the document. "… Oooohh…" Have I said to you how adorable Sheffy is? Because she is so god damn adorable!
"My master, I wonder whatever more than four people can use the table with the gloves?" I understand where she is coming from. If 4 people can use the gloves while another 4 would use the normal screens then that's mean 8 people can use the table at the same time.
"Honestly I don't know. We can try that later." I see Belfast lift up a chrome tab. "Belfast, throw me one tab." She nods and open a new tab before throwing that tab at me. I catch it in midair and place it in front of me. Now, let's see the news. I've not been doing that in days.
I search the word 'news' on google and was immediately flooded by a lot of clickbait tittles. Sigh… I guess it was stupid of me to think that news outlet would change their ways in just a couple of days. I keep scrolling and scrolling down and notice something, most of these news has positive vibes to them. The words they use in the tittles and in the content may looks like family friendly but if you read deeper and more thoroughly into it, you notice that all of them are carefully crafted so they would release the biggest amount of dopamine to the reader. It's rare for you to feel anything other than happiness and curiosity out of these news.
"They're still doing that tactic huh…" Although most of the news are real, the fact that there's only good thing in here should tell you the state of the news networks. It's just a big giant propaganda tool or rather, calming tool.
The downfall of humanity was mostly caused by the sirens and it took years for humanity to establish a frontline and it would take more years for humanity to finally able to push the sirens. The world government expected the number of loses to dwindle down to a manageable level and it did, for the frontline at the very least.
I believe it happened just after one of humanity biggest defeat after managing to establish a frontline. A huge case of mass suicide happened all over the world causing the fatalities number to rise up almost to the level of fatalities just after the siren invasion. The first thing the UN did was censor the news and prohibiting the broadcast of battle losses. The records said that it took 4 months before the wave of suicides calm down. The UN instantly launch an investigation to pinpoint the exact cause and how to effectively prevent that in the future and from that investigation comes project 'Smile'.
Project 'Smile', just like it name was launch to create smiles on people's faces. It sounds nice and for the most part, it did its job. Laughter, smiles, and giggles could be heard echoing throughout most major cities in humanity's territory. If someone from another world come in and understand that humanity has been fucked, they would wonder how humanity was still able to produce that much smiles on their faces.
The entire project consists of calculated lies, calculated censoring, and calculated truth. I've read the files for the project and the amount of counting for what basically a psychological move was outrageous. The project requires every news firms to consult with a couple psychological firms regarding the news or content that they're about to publish. Each firm would then read and scan the content individually with intense detail and if they found even a single word that might produce a certain bad reaction from a reader, they would immediately reject it and return it back. Each news content would need at least 3 stamps of approval from different firms before it can be published.
Yes, I know. It's weird for someone like me to knew about this. This project isn't something that you would see governmental employees talk in public or something that you would find when you search for it on the internet. Hell, I don't even think all of the world elites knew about the project except for the people that dabble in news and journalism. If that's the case then how do I know about this? Well, it has to do with my childhood. You see when I was—
"My master, look!" Uh? Belfast call for me cause me to return back to reality. She turns her screen around and shows it to me. "Shall we buy a sculpting program?" A sculpting program? What the hell is that? Belfast throws me her screen which I catch in my hands. Hmm… ooohh, what she means is a computer-aided design and drafting or CAD software.
"Sure, first make a list of the program that can used with our projectors." I'll throw the screen back to Belfast and she immediately went to work and open a notepad and several tabs. She'll be busy with that for some time, let's check on Sheffy.
"…mmmmm…" When I focus my attention on the short maid, I see her playing with a holographic earth in her hands. I see her looking over the North Atlantic region or more specifically, her home.
"Do you want to see London, Sheffy?" Sheffy shakes her head as she zooms in toward the isle. The map drops her on London before she slowly moves northwest toward a particular city named 'Sheffield'. "Ah… so you want to see yourself?"
"…don't make it weird…" Oops, sorry about that. I wonder how it feels to see the city that they named you after. Is there a city named Igo?
"Ahahaha… sorry Sheffy. I don't know how it feels to have your name on the map." I pat Sheffy's head. "To me, you're the better Sheffield anyway." I flip her bang and kiss her in the forehead.
"…bwe…" The tip of Sheffy's tongue peek out for a bit. "…I'm the only Sheffield you know." That's why you're the best Sheffield. I then proceed to slap Sheffy in the butt. "…and you're the worst master I've ever known." She squints her eyes and her expression turn into like someone who has just eat something sour.
"You're adorable." I pinch Sheffy's nose and move her head around. "Give me that screen." Sheffy slides the screen toward me. I keep zoom in and drop into a street view on a random street. "Here Sheffy, throws the screen on one of the projectors." Sheffy nods and do as I told.
The hologram screen fly flatly at the projector on the corner before it disappears. All the projectors immediately let out a loud whirling sounds just after the disappearance of the screen and at the same time, the entire room glows bright. Light construct immediately erect from the bottom up, creating the scenery of the random road that was on the map screen.
"It's impressive, isn't it?" I said to Sheffy who're turning around to see the surrounding. Years ago, you would need a VR headset to dive into the street view POV on a map but that's in the past now. "You've the control since you're the one who throws the screen at the projectors, Sheffy. Want to me to teach you how?" She nods at me. "Alright, create a gun using your hand." I grab Sheffy's right hand and stretch it forward. I straighten her index and thumb and fold in the rest. "Hold your hand for five seconds and make a move like you're pulling a trigger to move where you're pointing."
"…okay." Sheffy immediately put to use what I just teach her and move the street view forward. "…I understand." Sheffy pushes the POV further forward.
"My master, I've compiled all of the software that I can find." Belfast walks up to me and show her note to me. The note wasn't long but I'm surprise by the amount of CAD software that support it. I would assume this type of projectors would be so expensive hence little market potential which of course drive away most software developers. Why would they develop something for a massive amount of money that would only make them so little fortune?
"Good, can you download their demo? I'll help you try them out." Belfast nods and grab her chrome tabs before she starts downloading all of the demo. I look toward Sheffy and see that she was still captivated by the view of her namesake town even though it's just a concrete jungle. I better leave her alone. I walk next to Belfast and look at her screen. That's a shit ton of tabs and knowing chrome, it's good that we install extra RAMs. "While we are waiting, why don't you look some tutorial on Youtube? We can get an image about the software that you're downloading from there."
"Yes, my master." Belfast open another tabs and the she drags it out so it would pop out into a new screen. With Belfast doing her work and Sheffy enjoying herself, I don't think I can't do anything before Belfast finish her downloads. I guess I can check my phone.
I walk up to my phone and notice that it's done downloading. Nice, let's see whatever I'm missing something even though I'm pretty sure I don't know the exact contents of my last phone. At the very least my contacts are still here. Hmm… I better call my mom. It's been a while since I call her.
"Belfast, I have to call someone. Please handle things for a bit." Belfast nods her head in confusion but I have no intention of telling her who I'm going to call. I walk out of the room and stop on hall. This spot should be good enough. I lean on the wall and dial my mother's number.
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"Hello, Igo?"
"Hey mom, yeah it's me. How's thing going there?" Of course it would be good because it would be all over the news if the city that she's in get attack. Not even the UN can censor that.
"Better than ever, sweetheart." Better? Good then, I guess it wasn't a bad thing to help that dick get to the top.
"Oh yeah, how come?"
"You know, since the government announce the 'eternalize' program, everyone has been extra smiley." Eternalize? Gotta look up on this one and since my mom knew about this then it's not a secret program but it's still leave the question of what kind of program is that? The name 'Eternalize' only gives me a couple of thing but what would they eternalize?
"Eeeh… is that so? Are you going to attend the program, mom?"
"Of course I am." I have to find out what kind of program is that! Can't let my mom enter a program that have a high chance of killing her now can I? "But there were so many people that register on minute one that I was schedule for next Monday." 2 days from now, huh? Base on the fact that it's not a secret program, I assume I can get plenty of information on the web.
"They're probably bots, mom." Then again, a governmental program like this wouldn't have a big announcement 6 months before about the project itself like a tech company would to their product so how do these people get in first? It's either luck or inside people. "Well, how about the others? Will they participate in it too?"
"Well, your little siblings aren't old enough so they wouldn't." I see, so there's an age limit. "Your older siblings will but they're late to register so it's seem that it would take sometimes before it's their turns." Seriously? Those bastards! Well, since my siblings are taking part in it then I guess the chance of it's being a fucked up program would be low but I'll search for some information just to be safe. "Have you register too, sweetheart?"
"Uuhh…" I don't even know the program exist so of course I haven't register. "I'll do it after this." If my siblings got scheduled in what I assume month and they did it before me then I would probably get my turns by next year. "I still got some jobs to do."
"Ah! How is Stella doing? Is she good?"
"Yeah, she is busy right now. There's a lot of paperwork that need to be done."
"Why aren't you helping her? Are you guys fighting or something?" Yes, yes we are fighting. I wouldn't want to work with someone who doesn't trust me. "Look Igo, you need to act more mature." Sigh… She's going to do her speech. I run toward Stella's office and open the door. Stella immediately throws me a confused face and I signal her to shut up and put my phone on loud. "If you're unsatisfied with something then you need to talk with her, don't keep it in yourself. The only way to solve a problem is to do something about it and talking with other is one way of doing it."
"Sigh…" Stella facepalmed herself and sigh. "Hey mom, it's me, Stella." Stella and my mom has known each other for so long and very well that Stella is comfortable calling her mom.
"Stella? Are you okay, sweetheart? How's work?" I walk toward Stella while holding my phone forward. "Are both of you fighting again?"
"I'm doing great mom and don't worry, it's just a misunderstanding between me and Igo." Stella looks sourly at me and I shake my head violently at her. "Don't worry, it will resolve itself. Igo probably going to forget why we're fighting since he has so little memory space." HEY! Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right!
"Yeah, that's Igo alright." Mom, I'm your son. You're supposed to support me. Why are you on someone else's daughter side? What? Do you consider her as your daughter just because she calls you mom? "Stella, please take care of Igo. He's not the brightest so he will undoubtedly get in trouble." Fuck you, mom!
"Don't worry, I'm planning to do that since the very beginning." Good words wouldn't erase the bad things you have done to me. "Goodbye, mom. Me and Igo has some works to do."
"Bye darling." *Click
"I would never forgive you." I said to Stella as I insert my phone to my pocket. "Just because you somehow managed to convince my mom, you'll never turn me over!" I move my face closer to Stella's face until the tip of our noses touch.
"Igo, that tickles." Stella moves her face left and right so that our tips would rub against each other. I use this chance to give her a kiss on her lips. "…if you want to kiss then just say it." I didn't say anything to her and retreat my face. I then turn my body around and walk out of the room. "Sigh… what a troublesome man."
When I was walking toward the meeting room, I notice that Sheffy's and Belfast's head were peeking from the door. "Were you listening on me?" Both of them confidently nods. You're supposed to be ashamed of that, you know? "Sigh… get back inside!" I shove both of their faces into the room before locking the door behind me.
"Hmm? Why did you lock it, my master?"
"It's punishment time." Why did I sound enthusiastic about this? "Sheffy, changes the scenery so we would be in a crowded place." Even though she was confused, Sheffy still do what I told her to. She zooms out of Sheffield, the town, and zoom into London or more precisely, near the Big Ben. It was crowded as fuck! Why would it be crowded like this?! I know it's a tourist destination but to think they would be this much tourist when the entire world is fucked is honestly surprising. They should definitely update the streetview on this one.
"…what do you want to do, pervert?" Exactly Sheffy! I'm a pervert!
"I want you guys to strip all your clothes and get naked!" Belfast and Sheffy immediately let out a tired sigh. "Come on! I don't want to see a single thread on your body." Belfast and Sheffy starts undressing themselves while they hang their head in disappointment. What were they expecting of me?
"My master, you really are full of surprise huh?" That's right, Cowfast!
"…you always surpass my expectation of you, my master." Oooohohoho… you haven't seen my best (worst) yet, Sheffy. You would immediately fall head over heels if I show you the beast inside of me. "…I couldn't believe you're my master." She said that phrase while being naked in front of me.
"Yeah, yeah. I know you love me so no matter how bad I got, you'll never get angry at me." I pick their uniform and hides it behind the boxes and wear Sheffy's gloves so that I have control of the map. "Alright, get in the middle of the crowd you two." I bring out my phone and open the camera.
"My master, for future endeavor, may I ask what your fetishes are?"
"I like to explore Belfast so I can't exactly say it." If I say big boobs, big ass, and big energy then Sheffy would be mad at me. "Can both of you open your legs for a bit?" A maid normal standing stance is legs straight and press them against each other. It will make them look tidy and neat but right now, I want them to look dirty and lewd.
"…Sigh." "It's our fault anyway, Sheffield." Both of the maid opens their legs even when they're complaining. I love being a master. Can't wait to see how low can I make these maids be! "…what's next, pervert?"
"Hands on your side." Because it was a relatively normal command, Sheffy and Belfast do it without much complaining. I then took a picture of the 2 naked maids. "Good, that should do it as a before picture." I walk toward the 2 maids and I can see their nipples erect and water start flowing down their thighs as I get closer and closer. I've made a promise to take revenge on the Royal Navy for embarrassing me in our first meeting and I plan to stand by my words. I'm going to start with the maids that can't deny me. "Alright, let's have some fun, shall we?"
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"Alright, that should do it for today." I said as I tuck my phone back into my pocket. "Come on girls! Back to work!" *Slap* *Slap* I slap both of the butts of the maids who are now laying down on the floor. Their body are covered by sweats, bite marks, brushes and their love nectar. What? Do you think I'm just going to corrupt their moral? Pfft! Of course not! I need to train their body too!
"…I can't believe you…" Sheffy's voice was shaking. I hope it was shaking from excitement. With her wobbly arms, Sheffy pushes her body up and sit in front of me. "…are you really human?" Nope! I'm much worse than that.
"My master… I knew that you're a pervert but to think you're this perverted… it's beyond my expectation." Greatness can not be predicted nor calculate, it's something that can only be accepted. That's my original quote right there. Go write it in a history book or something. "Is it okay for us to wear our uniforms now my master or do you have something else in mind?"
"You can wear your uniform but you can't wear your underwear just yet." I hear both of them sigh again as they pick their uniform. When they are busy wearing their uniform, I quietly sneak toward them and give them a peck on their cheeks. "Thank you for the material, darlings."
"…it's not fair." Sheffy bashfully throw her face away from me. I can still see you're blushing from the tip of your ears, Sheffy.
"All you need to do was asked, my master. I'll give you the best photos." What's the fun in that? The best part about all of this is that I can fabricated the entire pose and conditions of the actress. Asking Belfast to take it herself it's like buying a porn mag. "Shall we test the CAD software?"
"Sure. Sheffy, close the map and help us test some of the software." The still blushing Sheffy stretch her arms wide and make a T-pose before she brings them together in front of her chest until the palms touch each other. The holographic scenery zooms out of the city before it turns into a globe between Sheffy's hands and finally disappears after Sheffy's palms touch each other. "Good girl." I pat her head before opening another tab and give it to her. "Use that to find out how to operate the CAD software."
"…mhmm…"
"Alright Belfast, gives Sheffy one." Belfast nods as she picks the software up from the screen and throws it at Sheffy which of course Sheffy catches with ease. "If you need any help, just ask me." Sheffy nods her head without looking at my face. Something tells me that her maid's pride wouldn't allow her to do that. I grab her head and ask it right to her face. "What do you do when you don't know?"
"…ask…" I can sense her annoyance from the voice and her expression. Look, I just want to make sure you knew what you need to do.
"Good girl~~~ That goes for you too, Belfast." I furiously rub Sheffy's hair until it become unruly and unfit for a maid. Belfast smiles at me as a response and opens 2 more CAD software and throw one of them at me. "I want to hear your beautiful and sensual voice, Belfast."
"Yes~~ My lovely master~~" I love teasing these girls.
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"*YYAAAWWWNNN* Ugh… damn…" How long have been nonstop working now? I mean, I know I took a tour with Weser just before lunch but I think that can be disqualified as a work-tour, right?
"…I'll make some tea." I'm glad that I've an understanding maid like Sheffy. She took her gloves off and immediately walk out of the room toward the upstairs kitchen.
"Please take a break, my master. I can take over the preparation for tomorrow meeting." Aww… she is nice but I can't exactly just drop all of it to her. I need to know some of the materials and where she put them if I'm the one that'll operate the computer tomorrow. This isn't a school presentation where I can be forgiven if I fuck up here and there.
"Don't worry Belfast, I just need to stretch my legs a bit." Talking about stretching my legs. "Hey Cowfast, since we already pick a CAD software, why don't we start digitalizing the siren's ship models? You girls have the picture right?"
"Yes, I shall bring them right away." Belfast was about to took off her gloves but I immediately stop her.
"I'll do it. Just tell me in what sections did you put it, it's a good chance for me to stretch my legs anyway."
"Sure. It's on the 'Pictures' section. Why don't we start with the destroyer, shall we? I believe it would be the easiest one to model." Pictures section and take the destroyer… got it! "And my love, there is something that I need to tell you." Hmm? What's with the secrecy? It's just the 2 of us you know? "When you asked me to persuade Sheffy yesterday when she was with miss Vestal," Is this about the promise where I'll fuck you as a reward? Is this what all of this about? Fine… I'll put you on the schedule. "I meet with Enterprise."
"Oh…" FFFFUUUCCCKKK! DON'T TELL ME! SHE KNEW WHAT I DID TO ENTY! FUCK! FUCK! THIS IS BAD! AND NOT ONLY BELFAST, VESTAL AND SHEFFY KNEW TOO! SHIT! What am I going to do?! I can force Enterprise to keep it to herself by blackmailing her but will that even be effective when it's already spreading like this. Who else know about this?!
"It seems that you've a good effect on Enterprise's sexual maturity." I beg your pardon, what? Did I miss a page? The head maid of course notices my confusion and continue on. "It seems that she experienced her first wet dream and her partner was you, my master." YYYEESSSS! ENTERPRISE THOUGHT THAT ENTIRE SEQUENCE OF HARASSMENT WAS A DREAM! I COULDN'T GET A BETTER SITUATION THAN THIS!
"So you're saying I should tease her more." And harass her to since that seems to be what developed her maturity.
"Sigh… don't overdo it please." I will overdo it! I will train Enty to be the perfect woman that suite my taste and it will be easy since she is a pure girl, unlike Belfast and Sheffy. "If you need someone to spill your lust on to, please choose me." That words can only works when the one who say it wants to sacrifice themselves, Cowfast. You sound like you're on the edge of cumming when you said that. "Beside, you still promise to be my first, didn't you?"
"Aha… I did promise you that." It's not like I don't want to, I just don't have time and it get a lot harder with Sheffy around. "We have to arrange those kind of things. Unless you don't want your first time to be special~~" Belfast immediately dive into a deep thought. These maids and their lewdness… Sigh… "Anyway, I'll be going now." I took my gloves off and walks out of the room, leaving Belfast deep in her thought. I take the first 2 steps of the stairs before I was huffing for air.
DAMN STAIRS! My mortal enemy! There should be a mandatory rule where building with more than one story should have an escalator or two. I usually don't have problem with stairs but ever since my visit to the Sakura Empire's Island yesterday, I could never see them the same again. Damn those sakuran girls!
"Huff… Huff… Huff… Huff… Huff… Huff…" I was gasping for air and sprawl myself when I reach the second story. This can't stand… I had been in the army for 7 years and navy for 7 months and I was defeated by STAIRS! This is the sakuran problem! I am going to take revenge on that little wolf for traumatizing me!
"…my master? What are you doing?" Why am I seeing an angel above me? Am I dying? I'm dying, aren't I? Oh god… please allow me to be escorted to heaven by this angel. NO, I've got a better idea. Let me stay in heaven with this angel instead of just being escorted.
"Please be gentle, Sheffy." Come and take me up, my angel! The angle in question just look at me in full blown confusion with a tiny bit of disgust. "Come now, I don't have all day." I stretch my hands in front of me toward the angel.
"…do you want me to carry you on my back?" I shake my head. Carry me to heaven, my little angel. "…Uuuh…" Sheffy grabs my hand… and then drags me toward the records room. I don't know what I was expecting honestly but hey, at least I know the floor is cold. "…we arrive, my master."
"Thanks Sheffy." I use my remaining strength to raise myself up. "Sheffy, do you where the Pictures section is? I need get the destroyer model." She nods and guides me as we walk pass shelves after shelves before Sheffy finally stop walking and present the shelf in front of her. "This is it?" She cutely nods. "Thanks Sheffy! And could I ask you something…"
"…hmm?" Sheffy push her ear toward me.
I move my mouth toward her ear and whisper. "Remember when you said that shipgirls can't get pregnant and there's a document about it? Place it on my bed." Sheffy immediately let out a tired sigh after I'm done saying my request. Look, you're the one that bring it up last night so don't blame me.
"…your wish is my command." Are you a genie? Sheffy bows her head at me before making her way toward another part of the room, hopefully to search for the important document. I'm going to have a lot of fun reading that document tonight.
Now I need to focus on searching for the pictures that can be used as a reference. It didn't take long for my eyes to land on the label with the word destroyer written on it. It was used to label a section of the shelf and it was filled with files. The files are organized by date which mean that I need to search through this entire row for a usable picture. FUCK! I'm not looking forward to this.
"UUuggghhh… fuck…" I curse at myself for not taking Belfast offer earlier. "Sigh…" Crying about it wouldn't solve anything so I better start from somewhere. To make thing more fun, how about we gacha this shit? Alright! I close my eyes and then randomly thrust my hand toward the shelf and pull a file.
Let's see the inside and what's my luck! With a nervous heart I open the file and with a joyous heart I look at the first page. It was literally a drawing of the siren destroyer. It looks like those pages on a patent document where they show the components structure, the x-ray, and the parts. On the last pages was a list of the referenced pictures that they used to make this drawing. HELL YEAH! MY LUCK IS THE BEST! GO PLOT ARMOR!
"I love you Sheffy!" I scream out loud which cause Sheffy to comes to me with a worried expression. "You're the best and my love for you is limitless." She is now very scared.
"…my master please rest… me and Belfast will continue your work." Sheffy slowly moves backward and hide behind one of the shelves. She's that scared huh? "…do you need a medical check? I believe I possess the skills to do a basic check-up." She is very talented too.
"Sorry Sheffy, I was just happy that I manage to pull the perfect gacha." Sheffy is not only scared but also confused now. Man, this is going to take some time to explain. "Don't worry, Sheffy. You can leave me here and place that document on my bed." She looks at me suspiciously at first before her head slowly disappear behind the shelf. I hear her little feet running toward the door and escape the room in fear. I… really have a lot of explanation to do.
Sigh… whatever… That's future me problem. I'll put it at the back of my head while I inspect this document. I've seen this ship before while I was at the normal Navy, trimaran design destroyer in which the hull is predominantly consist of the color black, grey, and dark red. These destroyers got quite the number of light emitting panels on their hulls that emit this menacing crimson red light. It only has one superstructure with a shape of a cut-off pyramid with a wider forward section and 2 smoke funnels that you can see the opening on top. 2 single barrel deck guns, one on the front and one on the back, and then 2 more secondary guns on either side of the superstructure.
This is a very detailed drawing of the destroyer.
I turn to the next page and I can see the speculation about the function of each sections. I guess from this page and next few ones it'll be discussing the function. You can see on the first page they discuss the obvious like what's the deck gun are used for and the answer are shooting at people, shooting at planes, and launching rockets. The smoke funnels for funneling smokes. The secondary guns that can be used to shoot at ships that are too close and as a CIWS.
The next page discusses the more unclear parts like the pair of wings on the side of the front deck gun. Hmm… who wrote 'to look cool' as the possibility here? I want to meet her! The actual answer to that is to keep the front section down. You see how it looks like a car spoiler? Yeah…the speed of these destroyers can generate a lift force big enough to rise the front section of ships which is why it was fitted with a pair of spoilers.
Eh…? How…? Why did I know that? Ah… uh… uhm… I guess it's just my intuition. A similar shape must have at least a similar function, right? Spoiler and wing are used both to manipulate aerodynamic so this spoiler-like parts on the siren's ship must be similar, right? Yeah, it's just my intuition.
I turn the page again to the next page and it's discuss about the forward slope. This page in particular discuss the 2 bottom 'V' that look similar to one and another. The speculations that were written under it is… a lot. 'Search Light', 'Eye', 'to look cool', 'LASER BEAM!', and 'Radar'. Whoever wrote 'Radar' must be a smart girl because she is correct. Those 2 'V' like windows were made for—
"Wha—!" I can feel all the blood leaving my face. Ho—How do I know this?! I—I—What!? Where did I learnt this!? Stella never taught me! This is my first time reading this and yet—! And yet! How do I know this?!
No… maybe it's just a coincidence! Let's see the other pages! I hurriedly turn the pages over and all of the information falls one by one like a puzzle piece and by the last page, the puzzle has been completed and I know everything. Well at least the one that was written in a known language but that wasn't the important part, the important part is where did I get this knowledge?!
"Hah… Hah… Hah…" Cold sweat rolling down my entire body as my mind run over all possibility and the only possibility is Observer. Normally, I would be delighted to gain knowledge about the enemy but that can't be said with Observer. What is she planning? Why is she giving me this information? Why is she letting me go with this valuable information? What possible gain can she get from this? Is this a bait so that I would make a siren destroyer? Why would she want me to do that? I bet she wants me to tell Stella about this so that we would get cocky and screw up.
Yes, this must be a bait and the only thing I can do is to not tell Stella! Keeping Stella's mind down to earth and prepare for everything is the only possible way out of this. Telling her I know about the siren's valuable information would only make her and everyone be suspicious of me. If they're suspicious then it would just make thing more complicated!
"…my master…" "YES!" Sheffy's unannounced arrival spook the living shit out of me. I immediately close the files and hide it behind me. "…are you okay?" Can I tell Sheffy? She is my maid and she has shown herself to be trustworthy… I wonder if Sheffy would backstab me… she is Queen Elizabeth's and Stella's maid too after all. I'm not her sole master and if those 2 ask Sheffy to tell them the truth then… "…my master…"
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"Yeah… everything is okay, Sheffy."
It makes them sounds like a machine.
Either that or I wait for Raccoon to give me the uncensored one but god knows when will he actually have it.
I'm becoming a horseshoe crab.
"Just like Arizona, you need to find it on your own."
"Beside, what can you do with the information? Doubt you're brave enough to share it with anybody."