"Don't you feel happy, my dear? Isn't it not everyday that you get to sleep with an elegance lady like me?" I would be but not when she colonizes my bedroom. I had just finish taking a bath and are now rummaging through my wardrobe for a simple and comfy T-shirt and shorts. "Oh my~~ Are you inviting me? Then by all mean~~"
"Eeek!" As I was bending down to grab a shorts, Hood suddenly hug me from behind and plant her face up my ass. "You perverted asshole!" Of course I try to push her away from me but just like usual, it's useless. "Can you at least let me wear my clothes first?" It's cold in here, woman!
"Okay~~" Sigh… at the very least, I can reason with her so that's good. I wear my sleeping wear, a loose red T-shirt and a gray boxer. "Hmm? Do you not own a pajama, commander?" A pajama?
"No. I usually sleep in my uniform when I served at the army." Is there any soldier that wears pajama to sleep? I thought everyone wears at least a single item of uniform like their pants or T-shirt. "I need to be able to act immediately after I wake up in case of emergency so I never wear a pajama." Even now, I still only wear a T-shirt and a short pants, or a boxer at this case, everytime I'm going to sleep.
"Hmm… I supposed you're correct." Talking about sleeping wear, she is wearing a very beautiful and elegance one. "Hmm? Perhaps my night gown pique your interest, commander?" Kinda is when we just talked about sleepwear. Hood's night gown is a pure white, elegantly design piece of clothing. That thing looks ridiculously expansive. Did she use gold bars to pay for it? "You can look at me at a closer distance if you want to, commander."
"What I want is to see you without it, Hood." Her boobs are somehow bigger than when she wears her normal clothes though. I wonder if she wears one of those breast binding piece of clothing or something, corset what's it? I don't know. I'm not that knowledgeable in fashion. "Do you want to sleep now or is there something else that you want to do?"
"It depends on you, commander." Alright, let's sleep then. It's been one hell of a day for me and Hood have to visit Wales tomorrow so we better get going. I turn the light off and then gets on the bed.
"You're not someone that moves a lot in sleep, right?" I lay my body on the left side of the bed while Hood was laying on the right. I remember that I still have the rope that Sheffy brought here a couple of days ago. Maybe I can use that to tie Hood up. Doubt that'll do anything to a shipgirl that is actually using their real strength.
"Who knows?~~" Yeah, fair I guess. I don't even know if I move in my sleep. The sight of a woman as beautiful as Hood on the other side of the bed is unreal. I have been feeling that same feeling for some time now. Fucking Sheffy, fucking Bullfast, fucking Eugen, and now sleeping with Hood. Man, I wouldn't be surprise if I actually had died sometime in the past and now are in heaven. "Do you moves a lot, commander?"
"Oh hell yeah." I bring my arms up and then makes a squeezing movement. "I'm going to move a lot if you know what I mean." I doubt I'll actually do it though. I'm not as bold as Eugen to put some act behind my tease.
"Ah… I guess that's a price I must pay for using your room." I wish I was as bold as Eugen because Hood had just given me consent to rummage her body. "Just make sure you get enough sleep, okay?" I wouldn't get a single second of sleep if I actually do that. I mean, wouldn't you? There's just something much more enticing about a woman's body that wears proper clothes.
"I'll take your offer tomorrow. I'm too tired today." After I said that, I turn my body to face the other way around. I don't know whatever Hood can sleep when someone is looking at her so just to be safe, I'll be facing the other way. "Hope you got a good dream—Eh? Hood?" I was about to say good night but out of nowhere, Hood's wraps her arms around me and pull me toward her. I can feel her boobs on the back of my neck. Ah… She must be feeling sad right now from what happened to Wales and this is her pent up sadness and frustration. "Does it helps?" I can feel her nodding. "…alright then, hug me as much as you want." Gguuuhh! I guess this is what it feels to be Sheffy. Hood just tighten her hug out of nowhere and make the most ridiculously cute noise. I wish I had my phone on record for that.
"I guess another rumor had just been proven." And what's that, miss Hood? "You're so huggable." I would be happy if that rumor was going around in a base with normal girls and not shipgirls. I can't get my body crack in 2 if one of these girls decide to hug me with all their strength. "Good night, my commander~~" At least Hood know how to control her strength. Being hug by her feel incredible.
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"Mmmmpphh! Mmmmppp! MMhhmmpphh!" "Zzzzzz~~~" Just like usual, I eat my own words. I don't know what time is it, what's clear is that Hood moves her arms while she sleep or at least she looks like she is sleeping. "MmmMPH! MmmMMpphHH! MMMhhhMMpphh!" "ZZZzzzz~~~" Her hands grope all over my body like a snake searching for a cozy home. Her movements almost feel deliberate but everytime I turn my head to look at her face, she always has this calm sleeping face that makes me feel bad for even thinking of waking her up. "Mmmpph! Mmm! Mmmmpppppmmhh!" "Zzzzz~~" Either I wake her up or my dampen cry for help will. Why do I even try to hold back my voice?
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"YYYYAAAaaaawwwwwnnnnn~~~ Mmmhh… good morning, commander." ... "Why are you sweating so much? Did you just come back from exercising?" ... "It's a bad manner to get back to sleep after an exercise, you know?"
"Hood…" I raise my body from the bed. I'm completely drained in sweat after what Hood did to me all night long. I grab my pillow and grip it tight. "You perverted piece of shit!" I scream at her and then I swing the pillow right at her face. Do you have any idea what I went through last night, you piece of shit!? HUH!? You act like a lady but you're nothing more than a fucking pervert!
"Wait! What did I do?!" She sounds so confused that it makes me even angrier. I keep swinging that pillow at her until I used up all my anger and resentment. "Did I perhaps do something that anger you, my dear?" DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT, YOU DID!
"You sounding innocent piss me off more after what you did last night!" I turn my body away and gets up from my bed. "It's because of you that I don't get enough sleep!" I summon the bathroom and then start undressing myself. I need a deep warm bath after swimming in sweat. "Don't you dare to peep on me, you lecher! Hmmpphh!" The last thing I see before entering the bath was Hood's horrified and confused face. Good! Serve you right!
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"So… do you want to tell me why both of you are fighting?" We are now inside Stella's office after breakfast. We look like a husband and wife visiting a marriage counselor. It's weird that the counselor is my girlfriend. "Sigh… Hood… seriously… ugh… What did you do?" Stella asked in a tired voice. "Do you have any idea how hard it is to cheer Igo up?" Not that hard, you bitch! Don't make me sound like I'm the moodiest pervert in the world.
"I didn't do anything," BULLSHIT! Why don't you stop pretending and tell her what you did to me, you fucking bitch! "or at least remember to do anything that would make commander Igo angry." Oh! You don't remember now, EH!? You said that you didn't do anything earlier and now you said you don't remember!? Sounds like a criminal to me.
"Well, I guess it's your job to fill the paperwork then because…" Because what, Stella? "Yeah… Igo wouldn't be able to work in that state." I don't want to work with a bitch that wouldn't admit her mistake. I wrapped my arms tighter around Dido's waist. "I'm going to prepare everything for a meeting. We need to address what happened to Wales and discuss our next action. I want to see both of you make up when I return back, okay?" And just like that, Stella walks out of the room.
"Ah~~ I'm glad to be a service of you, master Igo." Oh yeah! I haven't told you that I'm now sleeping on Dido's lap while hugging her waist. I need some sleep after last night. "Please use me as much as you like~~" I need to teach her how to choose words that wouldn't cause misunderstanding.
"Sigh… commander Igo?" "HHHMMM…" I use Sheffy's technique and sound my engine. I hope she knows what it means. "Oh my god! You're so cute~~" Thank you for the compliment but that wouldn't be enough to cheer me up. You have to do more. "Miss Dido, let us switch place. I shall tend to the cute—ah, I mean, the angry commander Igo. It is my fault anyway." Oh, why would you look at that! You finally admit it, huh?!
"Uuuhh! Uhm~~ Awawaawawa~~" The shy and nervous-wreck of a maid start doing what she does best, being nervous. I predict that she'll let Hood have her way because she is a maid and a fearful one at that. "NO!" Oh wait what?! Dido is fighting back?! This is an unprecedented event! "Master Igo choose me to be his pillow and I shall do it until my last breath!" There's no need for that, honestly. It's just a lap pillow. "I shall not move even if Queen Elizabeth herself ask me to!" Cool but I don't know how that little brat of a queen would react to that.
"I see…" What with that tone, Hood? "The rumor about commander Igo's corrupting power and aura… it's all true." WHAT KIND OF FUCKING RUMORS HAVE BEEN GOING AROUND THE BASE ABOUT ME?! It's just get weirder and weirder each time someone say something about me! "Queen Elizabeth should be contacted about this. We need an emergency protocol when a Royal Navy's girl got corrupted." I will corrupt you and turn you into my sex slave, Hood! "Miss Dido, for your safety and morale, please hand over commander Igo's lap job to me." DON'T DO IT, DIDO! STAND YOUR GROUND!
"NO!" YESS! GO DIDO GO! You have the right to be my lap pillow and no one can take that away from you! "This is my duty and I shall not bulge!" Eat that, Hood! Your authority mean nothing here!
"Its effect is stronger than I anticipated…" I didn't corrupt her! Yet! "Fine then… I shall work on today documents." HAH! So that's how weak your will is, Hood? Sheffy would never stop fighting for the right to serve me! That's why she is better than you! "But I'll be keeping my eyes on you, miss Dido." Don't care! I'm going to play with Dido!
"Mmmhmmm… Dido… Plump… mmmMmmmhhmm…" I talked in a manner like how a sleeping person would talked. I shake my head and dig deep into Dido's thighs. "Mmmmhmm… I love… mmmMmh…"
"Ehehehehe~~ My master is so cute~~" Dido place her hand on my head and start petting me. Aaahh~~ This feels nostalgic somehow. It reminds me of home and of my mother. It's been such a long time since I actually meet her in person. I had some planned to visit her next month but that was when I was still under Elizabeth Drake. Don't know how am I going to do that now that I'm under Stella though. "Hmm? Miss Hood are you—Eeekk!" Well, there had to be someone that ruined the atmosphere huh?
"You seem to be enjoying yourself, miss Dido." I heard the sound of pen scribble coming from Stella's desk but what is this dark aura around the room? If Hood is busy with the paperwork then where is this dark killing intent coming from? "Oh don't worry, I'm not jealous. Not jealous at all." Keep your eyes on your workload, Hood. Dim those killing intent down, won't ya?
"Uuhhmm… Dido is… the best… Mmmhhmm…" I snuggled deeper onto Dido's body. This lap pillow feels great but you know what would be better, if Dido sleep next to me so that I can hug her. "Dido…" "Yes?" I sit up from my sleeping position and the grab Dido by her shoulders. "Sleep with me…" "I beg your pardon?" Before Dido could do anything else, I drag her body down and pull her into a hug. Her bountiful body makes the perfect hugging material and I can already feel more comfy and cozy than before. "I love you so much..."
"Aaaahh~~ My master~~" Someone is very happy by the sound of it. "I'm so glad that you—EEEKK!" And someone's dark aura is growing bigger and darker. Would you mind not doing that, molester? I'm trying to get some sleep here. "I sha—shall not wav—waver! My master choo-choo-choose me and I shall fulfill his command!" Good Dido! Let the hate flow through you! It's time for us common folk to rise up against the aristocrat!
"… Dido…" Holy fuck! She sounds so scary! She sounds like those dark whispers from a ghost in a horror movie. "Dido… Dido… Dido…" Alright, you better stop that! I'm actually getting scared here! Hood! Stop being the villain in a thriller movie! "You are enjoying yourself, Dido?"
"Uh… Uhm… Ah… Eh… eh. Eh… I—I—I am!" Yes Dido! Don't bow down to her! "Your sca—scary aura shall not scar—scar—scare me!" But you did say that it's scary, Dido. You acknowledge it being scary, Dido.
*Snap
Oh fuck! I just heard the sound of something being broken. What the fuck did Hood break? "Ah~~ It seems that the pen that I was using unknowingly break in half~~" Unknowingly?! Really?! If I have to guess, it's because you get to angry and the strength of your grip break the pen in half. "Well, it doesn't matter~~ I have done with the work anyway~~" Wait what?! That was hella fast! Maybe I should do this regularly to motivate Hood. I hear Hood's footstep walking toward me from the desk.
"Awawawawawawawa!" Me too, Dido. Me too. With each steps she took, Hood's dark aura intensifies by tenfold. I can smell the darkness coming from deep within Hood's heart. It smells like oil. "You sha—shall not scare me!" Yeah you're. Your hug is getting tighter Dido. I enjoy it because my face is in your boobs but anymore than this and my body will crack just like Hood's pen.
"Then you would hug the commander's body a lot harder, no?" Yes she is, Hood. Yes, she is. Please stop emitting such a dangerous aura when you're standing right behind me. Every hair in my body is standing up even my pubic hair. "Please don't use this chance to molest the commander, miss Dido." Ay? Molest me?
"Hmm? What do you—AAAH!" "Uhn~!" A strong yet delicate hand suddenly plant itself on my butt.
"Oh my Dido~~ What are you doing to the commander's bottom?" HOOD! I know it's yours! Dido's hands aren't that Gorilla-like! Hood then start groping my ass like the perverted Gorilla that she is. "It is not very ladylike to take advantage of a sleeping gentleman, miss Dido." Use that word against yourself, Gorilla. Who the hell are molesting me right now?!
"Mi—Miss Ho—Hoo—Hood! Ple—Ple—Please don't!" You have to stop her using physical force, Dido. Hood is a sadistic woman and your plead will only motivate her more. "We sho—should not disturb master Igo!" Punch her Dido! Go punch her! I give you the permission to sucker punch her!
"But it's not only me who is disturbing him, no?" The fuck do you mean by that, Gorilla? "You are also doing it too, miss Dido." And another hand on my ass. This is one is clearly Dido's but why would she do that? Probably because the gorilla is pulling Dido's hand. "Is it not delightful, my dear Dido?" Stop teaching her perverted things, Gorilla! I'll sunk you to the bottom of the earth.
"It is!" For fuck sake, I gave up. Just toy with me all you want, ladies. "Bu—but we sho—should ask for his permission first!" Wow… someone is actually concern about my consent… that's new. Maybe this could change the girls and make them care more for my consent more than they're now?
"There's no need for that." Why do I even have hope? "A pervert like him would be overjoy when women start molesting his body." Hey, stop reading my mind! I don't have any hint of privacy here except for what's in my mind, okay?! So don't barge in! "Watch~~"
"Uhn~~" A moan exits my mouth when I feel Hood's hand strengthen its grip. Curse that perverted woman! Of course she knows where to grip and with how much strength after last night. "Dido… you naughty maid… Uhhmm…" but hey, I like hearing Dido get flustered. It's cute and adorable. So I'll play along with Hood's nonsense.
"Bu—But it's miss Hood…" I can still feel your hand on my ass, kneading away, Dido. As much as it was Hood's fault, you're also a part of it now. "I'm only enjo—enjoying it because of her." But you're enjoying it, right?
The girls keep molesting me in my (pretend) sleep and I can't stop my mouth from emitting moans. I'm supposed to be sleeping right now but how can I do that while the girls are groping my ass? Sigh… might as well give Dido the consent for it. I can clearly see the lack of confidence in Dido's movement when I compare them with Hood. Either she is nervous or Hood is just too perverted for this. Probably both.
"Dido… what are you doing?" I pretend to be waking up from my sleep and Hood immediately pull her arms away leaving Dido's hand alone on my ass. "Hmm? Why is your hand there, Dido?"
"Ah! Anu—Uhn—Eh—Ah—Uh—Ah—Ahh—Ehh—Emm—Ahh—Uh!" Fuck I broke her.
"Well whatever. I'm using your body as a pillow anyway so just pretend that this is my repayment for that, okay?" I grab Dido's hand and then place it between my thighs. "You can touch me anywhere you want, just don't be too rough, okay?~~" I give Dido a kiss on her cheek before I return to my (pretend) sleep.
"You're so lucky aren't you, Dido?" Hood? Is that you? Or is this the barbarian that are speaking through Hood's body? Both of Hood's hands land themselves on my body again but with zero grace. If she's a pilot, the passengers would experience earthquake everytime she landed an airplane. "Well, since I help you gain the consent, I should receive some of it too, no?" NO! I give it to Dido! Not you!
"AH! Well… Uhm… Please don't be too rough…" With her gorilla's strength? Very unlikely. Hood then do what she did to me last night just this time, she doesn't pretend that she is sleeping. "Miss Hood… wouldn't master Stella be angry at you if she sees this?"
"She won't."
*Knock *Knock *Knock
Eat your own words Hood! Stella is here to bust your ass! "Excuse me~~" Oh nevermind. It's just Illustrious. The walking booba. "Oh my~~ What are you doing, lady Hood?"
"Ah…" Yeah, there's no way of saving your image now. Just say the truth, Hood. "Dido asked me to teach her how to massage commander Igo." Massage that are predominantly on the lower body? What kind of massage is that? "Isn't that right, Dido?" Don't force her!
"Ah! Ye-Yes!' Hood would just corner Dido even more if I don't do something about this. I guess it's time for to wake up.
"Uhm?" I rub my eyes and pretend to wake up. "NNYYYAAAAWWWNNNN~~~~ UUUUHHNNGGG~~~ Aaaahhh~~ What's going on?" I yawn while I stretch my entire body like a cat.
"Good morning, commander Igo~~" Oh hello, walking booba. "I'm sorry if I wake you up." Don't worry, it's all Hood's fault.
"Uhm? Oh yeah… Dido, mind grabbing me a glass of water?" In an instant, Dido teleported herself out of the room. For a woman with a body type like her, she is very fast. Back to the topic. "So what bring you here, Illustrious?"
"Ah~~ Commander Stella ask me to check up on you and miss Hood. She said that both of you had a fight this morning." Aaawww~~ Would you look at that? Stella do care about me.
"We did but of course we professionally make up. Isn't that right, commander?"
"No, we didn't!" I don't remember you apologizing for molesting me all night long, Hood. "I still haven't forgiven you for your sin, Hood." I cross my arms in front of my body and throw my face away. She needs more than lewd act to convince me now.
"Oh my~~ This is what commander Stella feared..." The walking booba put her hand on her face as she looks concern. She's cute. "Miss Hood, is it not more effective if you apologize to commander Igo?"
"I did!" For what? "I did apologize to him this morning but he wouldn't forgive me unless I know my mistake." Damn straight! If I just let her go easily now then it wouldn't guaranteed that she wouldn't do the same thing in the future. I need to teach this lady a lesson. "But I don't know what I did." Yes, you do! You just did it with Dido earlier!
"Oh my~~ What am I supposed to do about this?~~" What you're supposed to do is convince Hood so that she would speak out what she did to me last night and apologize for it. I'm not oppose to the girls being lewd, I'm myself are lewd, but to do it all night long and causing me to lost sleep is not okay. "Commander Stella said that if this problem isn't resolve, I would replace miss Hood as commander Igo's secretary." Wait! Did she really say that? She appointed one of the biggest pair of booba to be my secretary? After she lectures me for being too lewd? Is that really Stella?
"Oh?" Here comes the dark Hood. Her voice just caused the room temperature to drop. "Is that so, Illustrious?" I better stop this before Stella's office become a freezer! "Is that really what commander Stella said to you?"
"Hmm?" Ey? Who is this scary woman? Where's illustrious? What happened to that airheaded big booba woman? "Do you not believe me, miss Hood?" Please don't fight! Please don't fight! Please don't fight! Please don't fight! PLEASE DON'T!
"No~~" Oh wow! I would expect Hood to beat around the bush but she immediately gets to the point, huh. I guess that shows you how different she is from the normal Hood. "That kind of command could only be coming straight from commander Stella's mouth to be believable." So it wouldn't be believable even if it's coming from my mouth?
"Oh my~~" That's a different 'Oh my~' then the usual one. It feels intimidating. "Commander Stella is a busy woman, miss Hood. You shouldn't trouble her like this." True, I guess. She does have a naval organization to run. "Now, why don't we be a good friend to her and do what she said, no?" By how you talk to each other, you 2 doesn't look like you're in a positive relationship.
"Ah~~ There's no need for that Illustrious." I jump in between both of them. "I thank you for being such a kind lady," Unlike Hood. "but Hood's sins aren't that terrible for it to warrant a replacement."
"Oh…." God damn! That the saddest noise I have ever heard coming from a living being. "Do you hate me, commander?" Don't look at me with that puppy eyes! Don't look at me with that puppy eyes! Don't look at me with that puppy eyes! PLEASE PUT THAT PUPPY EYES AWAY! You usually shut your eyes away so why do you use it now?!
"No! Of course I like you!" How could I hate any of these girls when they accepted me with such wide arms? I know my place in this base and how lucky I'm to be easily accepted. "It just that… this is Hood's first time being a useful member of society," "Ey?" "so of course she will do some mistakes here and there." Hell even if it wasn't her first time, she would do some mistakes. That's just human's nature. "It's my job as her boss to guide her and learning by mistake is a crucial part of that guiding."
"Ooohh… I see…" Maybe I should let Illustrious be my secretary. Compare to Hood… I turn my head toward Hood and scan her body. Yeah… Illustrious is winning and that's an understatement.
"I seem to sense that you're thinking about something weird, commander Igo." The shipgirls and their ability to read mind. "Nevertheless, commander Igo has made up his mind. It would be wise for us to respect his decision." Don't judge it so fast, gorilla. Illustrious might have something up her sleeve that might turn the favor.
"Hmm… then shall I train myself to be a maid, my commander?" Illustrious, knowing well where most of her physical charm is, bend her body forward. Her milkies are dangling right in front of me, so vulnerable and so tantalizing. I would've grab those titties if Hood wasn't here. "Maybe I can become your personal maid, commander? Ehehehehe~~"
"I WILL BE THROWN AWAY!?" Man… Dido is the queen of timing, huh. She places my glass of water on the table, thankfully she doesn't drop it like last time, and then hug me while crying. "Please don't abandon me! Please give me one more chance at being your maid! Please don't throw me! I'll do everything!" Being hug by a girl with big boobs is always nice especially when she hugs you real tight.
"Sssshhuuuussshh…" I return back her hug with another warm hug. "Calm down… my sweet little Dido~~ My lovely Dido~~ Hmmm~~ Hmm~~" I start humming a calming tune while also patting Dido's head. Calming her down is getting easier and easier when you have spent some time with her. "Have you calm yourself yet, my lovely Dido?"
"Mmmhhmm..." She cutely nods her head while still burying her face in my chest. She is adorable. I love these girls so much.
"Good~~ Good girl~~" Huh… find a new best way to calm Dido down. "Illustrious was only joking about being a maid." I give Dido a kiss on her forehead in a hope to further calm her mind. "Stella ask Illustrious to replace Hood in being my secretary and Hood being the unlawful and naughty woman that she is," "Ey?" "deny her superior's order and insist on becoming my secretary."
"Wait, why did we leave the part where Illustrious would only replace me if me and the commander didn't make up?" Well yeah, I guess that's true. "And as we see clearly, me and the commander has the best relationship in the base." Sheffy are number one while you're number… I dunno, picked a random number from 10 to 100.
"Arguably." I heard that Illustrious.
"So there's no need for you to be worry about." I pull Dido away from my body and stare right at her face. "Even if Illustrious did become a maid, you would still be a lot more helpful than she is." A maid's skill isn't something that one can learn in an instant. Illustrious would need a considerable amount of time before she can replace Dido. "She fits more laying on my bed instead of tending to my everyday need."
"Oh my~~ Is that an invitation, my dear commander?" I wish I could say that it is. Maybe I can kick Hood and invite Illustrious instead. "I have no experience in that sort of stuff but if it's what you wish then I shall do my utmost best." I WANT TO SAY YES! I WANT TO SAY YES! I WANT TO SAY YYYEEESSSS!
"The—then I shall do it too!" Dido hops up and down like a big bunny. Why can't Souryuu act just like her? Hopping up and down, juggling her massive jugs like a vertical pendulum. "I'm your personal maid and I'll ser—serve you with m—m—m—mmm—my bo—boo—bboo—body!" Doubt I can use Dido for that kind of stuff. She would probably faint in the first sight of my majestic tower.
"You girls know that I can't say yes to that, right? Stella would have my head chop off if that really happen." Yeah, no… Stella only know that I fucked Belfast while Eugen and Sheffy are still on the dark for her. I bet I could keep it a secret if I fuck Illustrious but Dido on the other hand. She would be easy to interrogate. "Unless you girls can clamp your mouth shut."
"Eh? But you already did it with the head maid, no? And it was right in front of master Stella too." Oh fuck… I forget Dido was there and oh fuck… I forget she can't keep her mouth shut.
"Eeeh?" Ahh… predictable reaction. What should I do? What should I do? What should I do? What am I going to fucking do? Running might be an answer for— *Click* Well there goes that plan. Hood reads the atmosphere and lock the door with an expression saying 'Just accept it'. "Would you mind explaining what she meant, commander?" I don't want to but I feel like I would be 6 feet under if I deny their request especially from how serious Illustrious is looking right now.
"I would but you need to let Dido out first." As much as I hate to admit it, Dido would be detrimental for my ability to make shit up.
"Sigh… alright." *Click* Hood the doorkeeper unlocks the door and open it wide. "Will you please, miss Dido?" Dido was hesitant to leave, probably because she is worry about me or because she was the one who makes the mistake of saying it out loud and she wants to take responsibility for it.
"It's okay Dido. I'll handle this." I pat her head for a brief second before I slap her butt and send her on her merry way. Hood immediately close the door after Dido left the room. Can't she not wait for at least 5 seconds before doing that? "Alright… let's all calm down first before—Wah!" Illustrious suddenly bend herself down and pick me up by the knees. She brings me toward Stella's desk and place me on top of it.
"This should be better." How exactly is this better than me standing up? I'm sitting on top of Stella's desk while both of the girls are standing in front of me. "Now, please explain commander." Illustrious place her hand on my thigh as her upper body approach closer to mine. Hood also copy Illustrious movement. Sigh… I open my thighs wide just to help these perverted girls more. There's no point for me to resist at this point. Just give the girls what they want and be done with it.
"So here's what happened…" I start explaining to Illustrious a gist of what happened on Sunday. Of course with some modification. Can't exactly tell the girls that Bullfast blackmailed Stella, right? I also put more focus on the fact that it was a science experiment and not just something that we did for entertainment even though I'm pretty sure me and Bullfast were having the time of our lives. "So do you understand?"
"Yes, I understand why commander Stella would want to hide it from everyone." Glad that you're such an understanding woman, Illustrious. "But why only Belfast and Eugen? Wouldn't it be better for the experiment if the number of girls that participate increase?" Doubt Stella would allow that. "We shouldn't bet such an important experiment to be only participated by a small group of people."
"Alright then put yourself on Stella's shoes. Can you ask other girls to have sex with your boyfriend? I bet Stella was having a hard time to ask Belfast to have sex with me. Eugen is basically a given." Lying. Honestly, after seeing her masturbate on the sight of me getting dominated by Bullfast, I can see that. "And if we found out that shipgirls can actually get pregnant, it would be detrimental for our fleet to have several of our shipgirl out of commission." Can the shipgirls fight while being pregnant? I'm pretty sure the answer is a big fat 'NO'.
"Oh my~~ Indeed~~ It would be unthinkable for someone like commander Stella to ask that." Thank you, Illustrious. I'm glad that I have someone that actually think with her brain. "But could it be that commander Stella is into cuckolding? Maybe the experience of seeing her boyfriend having an intercourse with another woman awaken something deep inside her." Nevermind, she thinks with her boobs. Just like the rest of the girls.
"But from Eugen's video yesterday, commander Stella likes it." Shit… well… fuck, I guess I need to save Stella's image.
"You really believe that teasing asshat, huh? You do realize that she might edited the footage, no?" Thank god… Hood seems to eat my explanation because I don't what to say if she didn't. "If you want to know for real then ask her that yourself, Lustful Illustrious and Hood." The walking boobs seems to be happy when I give her, what I assume to be, a derogatory insult. I guess I'm going to call her Lusty from now on. "And don't tell her that I told you about this, okay? I'll never forgive you for the rest of my life if you did." I point my finger at Lusty nose and push it in a little bit.
"Ufufufu… don't worry, commander Igo. Your secret is safe with us." Doubt it but I can only hope. "Now let's continue our work." Hood's and Illustrious's move in closer toward mine with an ever so familiar expression.
I immediately put my index fingers up their lips and hold their face in place. "No, you won't. You haven't even created the perfect atmosphere for it." Going for the kiss without even turning the atmosphere to a romantic one is a rookie mistake, Gorilla and Lusty. "How about you learn how to make a flirty atmosphere first? That head maid is miles ahead of you."
"Mmmmmhhhhhmmmhhh~~" Lusty pouts cutely at me. She has the body of a wife but the cuteness of a child. That's not fair to Sheffy who has the body and the cuteness of a child. "It's rude to deny a lady's advance, you know?" I'm no gentleman, Lusty. I can be as rude as I want.
"And it's also a lady characteristic to take advantage of what the world has given to her." Huh? What does she mean by that? Hood takes hold of my arm that was in front of her and open her mouth. Oh no… "Hup." Predictably, Hood put my index finger inside her mouth and start sucking on it, lewdly. "*Slurp* Ah~ Ah~~ Mmmhh~~ *Slurp* Mmhh~~ Mm~~ Ah~~" And she also includes the lewd sounds too. Lusty look at Hood and decide that mirroring her is the best course of action. Jeez, these girls are a pain in my ass.
"Sigh… what are you girls going to do if Stella suddenly barge in, eh?" I would be in so much trouble. Might as well start making excuses for when Stella eventually ask me. Not content with only having a single finger, Gorilla and Lusty start to play with the other fingers until eventually my hands were covered by their saliva. "Didn't Stella teach you girls the basic sanitation?"
"She didn't. What a bad commander she is, right?" Not exactly. She probably thought that you girls are mature enough to know something important like that. "But we have a worse commander over here~~" Huh? In the few seconds of confusion, Hood use it to strike me on my cheek. Her wet warm lips firmly planted itself on my skin. "Our lovely commander here has so many weak points."
"And you act less like a lady and more like a trickster, barbarian." I respond Hood provocation by snuggling my face up to her but still making sure that my lips are out of range of hers. "Keep doing that and I'm going to start calling you gorilla." I guess Hood hears my words as a provocation because she intensifies her attack on my face and soon, Illustrious followed her footsteps. They act like cats snuggling up to their owners. Cute.
"It's not fair that the head maid and miss Eugen got to enjoy something so sweet and beautiful all by themselves." Can't tell them that Sheffy get to enjoy me too. I guess the sakuran girls too but they're not as deep in it as the 3 troublemakers. "Aren't we all comrade? We should share." I need to teach Illustrious what can and cannot be shared with others but at this point, haven't Stella been sharing me with all her underlings? I guess I fall under the category of shared goods.
"Since we have been cheated on," Stella is the one that have been cheated on, Hood. "shouldn't we be given our compensation, commander?"
"And what would that be, Gorilla?"
"How about we have sex?" Oh wow, Lusty. Why does your airheaded personality have to pop out right now? Can you not see the Gorilla is trying her best to set the atmosphere up? At least wait for the right moment before saying that. "I will gladly share with Gorill—I mean, miss Hood." She just about to call her Gorilla, didn't she? She almost did.
"That would be desirable," Ah… fuck me. We're really doing this? "but we shouldn't." Eh? A girl that can actually control herself? That rare. "You don't want your first time to be so bland, no?" Fair I guess. "How about we have just a little bit of fun, Lusty?" Hey! I'm the only that can use that nickname! Hood wrap her arms around my ass and then lift me up. She then moves me to the side of the table before she let me down again.
Sigh… "I assume you want me to lay myself on the table?" Gorilla nods her head in affirmation. I halfheartedly sprawl myself on the table and Lusty was on the other side of the table to welcome the upper part of my body. "You girls called me a pervert but aren't you all worse than me?"
"Some of us are," Lusty lower her face and I make sure to cover my mouth. She needs to try harder if she wants to land her lips on mine. "but nobody would know about it."
"I can tell them. What are you going to do about that, huh?" Hah! I can blackmail you, Lusty. Lusty chuckles at me before she starts lowering her body. Oh fuck! She's going to suffocate me! "WAIT! Guh!" I try to move my body but both the Gorilla and Lusty hold me in place with their enormous strength. If I don't get away, I'll be dead because of Lusty enormous breast! "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please don't kill me! I won't tell anyone!" Lusty wasn't having any of it. She keeps lowering her body.
"Will you allow us to kiss you on your mouth, commander?" You fucking GORILLA! THIS IS NOT HOW YOU MAKE A ROMANTIC ATMOSPHERE! This is an extortion. "So? How about it?" Either I let them kiss me on my lips or I die via suffocation from Lusty's breasts. As glorious that death sounds like, I still want to live to fuck Sheffy.
"Alright! Alright! You can kiss me on my lips!" Lusty's body immediately stop descending after I said that. I'm going to scuttle this girl. "That's the wrong way to develop the atmosphere, asshole!"
"But we did get your consent, no?" Fuck your boobs, Lusty. This is the first time I feel annoyed from seeing those delicious, plump, undeniably beautiful mound of fats. "Now, will you please let us take what rightfully ours?" Rightfully whose now, fatty? Why don't you say that right in front of Stella's face?
"Sigh… please don't make a mess, okay? Stella would be mad at me if she founds out." Lusty pull her body back and bend her upper body and line up our mouth. I stretch my arms up and wrap it around Lusty's head. Lusty was surprised when I do that. "Don't look at me like that! My body just move on its own, okay?!" My arms have now instinctively wrap itself around any face that comes to give me a kiss. This place gives me a bad habit.
"Ufufufufu~~ As you wish, my love." Lusty push her head down and finally lands her mouth on mine. "Mmmpphhmm~~ Mmmppm~~ mmmhhmm~~ MMmpppmh~~" Yeah, she's nasty and messy. It's not easy to kiss someone who is upside down right, Lusty? I can feel Lusty's saliva trickling down my neck and wetting my lower face.
"Hey, what am I supposed to do down here?" The Gorilla ask in a dissatisfied noise. The one that invite get left out huh. What a pathetic sight. "Alright then, I shall play with commander's body." Hood's hands began to travel up my body and I can hear her start unbuttoning my shirt. I wonder how far will we go? Hood did deny the possibility of sex but that was before she gets in the mood. You know how different people are before and after getting into the mood, right?
Well, "Mmmpphhh~~ mmppmm~~ Mmmpphhm~~ Ah… Mmpphh~~" This will be fun.
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"Hey Igo, have you and Hood… make up… yet…" The queen of showing-up-when-she-isn't-supposed-to show up.
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"I said make up not make out, you fucking asshole!"
That's a dangerous hobby, woman.
Even there's a limit on how many land one of our strongest nuclear bomb can completely obliterated.
What? No tea or snacks first? You're the worst homeowner.
Seriously, this is a bad habit.
Raccoon: If you have some free time, go to the Sakura Empire. I'll meet you there.