"… what did you do?"
"Hmm? What do you mean, Sheffy?" Curse this cute little maid and her sharp intuition. "Oh~~! I know! You're trying to slander me because you're jealous, right?" I wrap my arm around Sheffy and pull her close. "Come on now! All you need to do is ask me! No need to act evil like that!" I need to get the scent off her nose!
"Ye—yes, miss Sheffield. I—I—I don't understand w—what you mean by that?" Dido, fix your skirt please. Everyone can see your panty clearly. "W—we are just here to ch—check up on everyone!" Calm yourself down before talking! The board on your hand vibrates as if it was a phone for god sake!
"… you have corrupted her…" I'll fuck you if you keep saying that! "… it seems that the biggest mistake master Stella have done is not appointing me as your personal maid…" AAAWWWWW~~~~ SHE IS JEALOUS!
"Aww~~! Are you jealous, my dear Sheffy? Are you jealous of Dido? Fufufufu~~ There! There! Don't worry~~ Stella would eventually forgive you if you keep being a good girl." I furiously pat the cute stoic maid. She is so adorable! I love her! "Dido's time as my personal maid is going to end this week, who knows who will Stella pick then?"
"Ah… yes… my time is nearly here…" Oh come on! What's with the depressed looks?! I thought we were over this! "For me to return to nothing more than a maid." Jeez! What's with that Dido?!
"Dido." I call her name with a deep tone. The depress maid jerk her head up instantly and look straight at my face. "Do you remember what we have been through together?" The maid nods weakly. "You're not my maid, are you?" At first, Dido was confused as heck but it soon comes to her what I mean by that and her face immediately turns beet red. I move my face closer to her ear and whisper to her. "You're my slave, remember?" And she furiously nods her head. "Fufufufu~~ Good~~"
"… what did you do?" Good things, Sheffy. Good things.
"Oh nothing~~ I just improve her confidence, that's all. Isn't that right, Dido?" I give Dido a pat just like how I did to Sheffy earlier.
"Ye—yes!" The tomato maid stutter which only makes Sheffy more suspicious. "Master Igo has been good with me." I wouldn't deny if you say 'Great', Dido.
"… please don't drag others into your perverted play, lewd." Oh come on! Sheffy jumps and weight me down by circling her arms around my neck. "… Am I not enough for you?" HHHNNNNGGGHHH! MY HEART! MY HEART! AAAAAAAAHHHH! I love her! I'm sorry Helena but your husband is going to cheat with another woman! I'm only doing this for you and Lena's sake though so don't be mad at me. "… and what's with miss Lena? … don't you promise me that I'll be your number one?" FFFUUUCCKK! AAAAHHH! My heart! I know Sheffy wouldn't publicly announce her feeling but I know that she is sad. I can see light reflecting from her eyes, her tone drops a bit as if she had a sore throat, and her blinking rate is faster than usual. Why can't she just be honest?
"It's complicated, Sheffy." I crouch down as to not strain my neck muscle even further. "We are still wondering what happened to Helena because Lena's DNA is one hundred percent similar to Helena's DNA." That fact alone destroys any possibility that our happy marriage life is a reality. It also proves that our life is nothing more an illusion created by the wisdom cube. For what reason, we still don't know. We know that it had something to do with Lena.
"… A perfect copy? …like clone?" Well, sort of… Lena does have every single bit of Helena's appearance just a smaller version of her so calling Lena, Helena's clone isn't so wrong but it doesn't feel right. It's like denying Lena the right to be an entirely different person than Helena.
"Eeeeeehhh… Maybe…? We still don't know how to address the Lena situation yet so at the meantime, Helena and I are Lena's parent." Because that's what we were in our dream and it would cause Lena too much stress if we have to immediately stop being a family. Unlike me and Helena, Lena doesn't know that our life together is nothing more than a dream so for all she knew, we are still a family. "Honestly, I don't know how to tell Lena the truth about herself." I'm pretty happy being Lena's papa but at the very least, she has the right to know about herself. After that, if she wants to stop being a family then sure. It will be sad for me but I understand.
"… Do you want me to keep an eye on her?" That would be for the best so I nod my head. "… Understood… Papa's mistress shall keep guard of his illegitimate child…" PPFFTT! Sheffy! Don't say it like that!
"I'll make sure the next child will come out of your womb, stupid Sheffy." I snuggle my face up to Sheffy's and make sure that the maid feels my love for her. "Alright, I have a job to do unlike you, cutie." Sheffy looks at me with the ever so loveable annoyed face before she 'Bwe' me and of course, I 'Bwe' her back. "Go now~~" *Smack* I smack Sheffy's ass before she walks away while rubbing her ass. I love that ass.
"Master, should we go now?" Huh? Oh yeah, the check up! I circle my arm around Dido's waist and pull her. "Mas—master! People would see us." And your point being? Dido, I had just done something worse than hugging you earlier. "I don't want to anger miss Helena as your main wife, master." … These maids… Sigh… seriously…
"Dido," I clamp Dido's nose between my index and middle finger and start pulling on it. "you were there this morning, weren't you?" The maid cries out in pain as I toyed with her nose. "We still don't know what's my relationship status is with Helena." It could be husband, dream husband, cheating partner or even just incubator. Lena doesn't have my DNA so that mean I'm not involved in the mating process so the closest I can be to her is just a warming device like an incubator that way of transferring warmth is by hugging. "But whatever it is, I have to be fair to all of you and treat you the same way." Just like Belorussiya said, I have to be fair or something bad might happen to Helena and Lena. "You understand, my maid?"
"Yesh! I undersshhthhhand!" Good. And with that, I release Dido off her pain. "Ouch! Ow! My nose!" The sight of the cute maid rubbing her bright red nose in pain is adorably cute. I feel a little bad but hey, it's her fault anyway.
"Dido," I call out her name and she respond by turning her head toward me with I take advantage off by giving her a kiss on the tip of her nose. *Smooch* "Come now, we have a job to do~" I grab her hand while she was still in a daze and drag her forward. She might have improved but she is still my ever so cute Dido.
The cruiser docks are separated into 2 sections from which types of cruisers that the dock are used by, The heavy dock for the heavy cruiser and the light dock for the light cruiser. The cruiser docks are bustling with more activities than the last 2, probably from the number of shipgirls that are in the cruiser class. The heavy cruiser and light cruiser each use 2 different types of main guns and not only that, heavy cruiser also use destroyer gun as their secondary so the manjuus working on these docks have to get 3 types of main gun and that's not counting AA gun, torpedo tubes, radars and etc. These Manjuus really have it hard, eh?
"Holla, commander!" Baltibro shout out to me as me and Dido walks through the heavy cruiser docks. "Here's to check up on us, eh?" She is ever so vibrant. It really is like talking to one of your bros.
"Yeah! How are you doing, Baltibro?"
"Ugh… please don't call me that…" Ahahaha~~ Seeing the confident Baltibro blushing in embarrassment is adorable. It makes me want to tease her more. "I know commander Stella ordered you but can you please not call me that, commander?" Hmm…
"What's the offer here?"
"Offer? Uuuhh…" She wasn't expecting that, eh? She was expecting me to just agree but Baltimore need to learn that this world doesn't work that way. She needs to sacrifice something to gain some other thing. "What do you want, commander?" Ufufufufu~~ No girls should ever say that combination of words to me.
I close the distance between me and Baltimore in a blink of an eye and whisper to her ear. "I want your body, Baltimore~~" And the blushing tomboy keeps on blushing until her face is redder than an apple. Ufufufu~~ As predictable as ever. "Don't worry, you don't need to give me the answer right away." I hold her chin in my fingers and circle an arm around her waist. I make sure that the tomboy couldn't walk away from me and I'm the only thing in her eyes. "I'll be waiting for your answer, Baltibro~" And I give her a kiss on her cheek.
"Ah! Ah! Ah! AH! Uh! AH!" Fufufu~~ Another girl that I managed to short-circuit~~ Fufufu~~ This is fun! "Com—com—com—commander?!" The tomboy shakes her head wildly from the left to the right and her hands were pushing on my chest. She could escape from my encirclement with ease if she wanted to. The only problem is that she needs to be calm for that to happen. "Ple—ple—please! Re—re—re—release me!" Not when you're this adorable! I just want to hug her and kiss her and snuggle her and do all kind of thing to her to see how much further can I make Baltimore turns into a cutie.
"Baltimore!" Hmm? I wonder who's that youthful voice belongs to? "EH?! Commander Igo!? What are you doing here?" A woman with bombastic body and twintail pink hair walks into the scene. "What are you doing with Baltimore?" I have highlight how amazing her body is but god damn, her clothes highlight that even more. It's unfair how these sisters have bodies of a fucking model while others have the body of a stick. "Eh? Are you perhaps bewitched by Baltimore's charm?"
"Bremerton!" Don't scream near my ear, Baltibro. "He—He—Help me!" Baltimore screams for help to her sister. Yep, the one that had just entered the scene was Baltimore's sister, Bremerton. Probably the most up-to-date girl on this base.
"Eeeehhh~~~? Do I really need to~~~?" Ahaha~~ I'm happy that she can read the atmosphere and join in the fun as well. I guess that is what I should've expected from a girl that run a podcast and a counseling service. "You seem to be enjoying it, Baltimore~~"
"I AM!" Wow… An honest answer from Baltimore there. "But this is too much!" You do realize that I'm still here right, Baltimore? You just make me want to tease you even more!
"Ahahahaha~~ this is the first time I've seen you like this, Baltimore." Same! I wonder if Clevebro is also like this… Welp, I know what I'm going to do after this. "Alright, I believe that's enough, commander Igo. You don't want me to spread a steamy rumor about you and Baltimore, do you?" Actually, I want that. It will just make it easier for me to tease Baltibro even more.
"You do realize that it will also hit your sister, right?" I can tank it and enjoy it even but we all know that Baltibro would die from embarrassment. Unless her initial goal was to embarrass Baltibro then I advise her to not do that
"Mou~~ You're smart!" Thank you. Will you talk about how smart I am in your podcast? "Fine! Alright then, what can I do for you so that you'll release my sister, commander?" AHAHAHAHAHA! THAT COMBINATION OF WORDS AGAIN! AHAHAHA!
"I want to date you."
"Hmm? Are you for real?!" Bremerton darts toward me which startled me and make me release Baltibro off my arm. Unlike her sister, Bremerton wasn't blushing or even stuttering at all. Heck, she was excited about the prospect. "You're not lying, are you? It's a romantic date, right? Right? Right?!" Bremerton keep pushing her body forward which such force that it makes my knees buckle from the pressure. "It's not just some willy washy date right?! RIGHT?!" Because I was down, Bremerton have to bend her body to apply the same amount of pressure and let me tell you, I realize why she is in the heavy cruiser class.
"Ah! Yes!" If I didn't answer her at that very moment, I'm afraid that I might get crush by the reasons she is in the heavy cruiser class rather than just seeing it. I want to grope and suck on them, not getting crush by them. "But you need to wait because Heinrich got the slot tomorrow." I got to go on dates with 2 unbelievably beautiful women with big boobs. Am I in heaven?
"Mmm! It's okay!" Bremerton pull herself away from me. Goodness gracious! The sight of that breasts walking away from me is the saddest thing I have ever seen in my entire life! "Come on Baltimore! We have to test our riggings!" The cheerful pink haired titty woman grabs her still blushing sister's hand and joyfully walks away from me.
I can't wait for the weekend! Spending 2 days back-to-back with 2 gorgeous women! I'm living in the best timeline!
"Ma—Ma—Master, are you okay?" Ah… Dido, you were here, huh?
"Dido." "Yes?" "Can you be more confidence and help me whenever I'm in trouble?" You are my maid, you know? Your main job is to literally help me! She has been rather absence in that department lately.
"Uh—Uh—Ah… but weren't you the one that cause the problem?" Your job is to help me not to be true with me! Just because you're right doesn't mean you're correct!
"Dido, since when did you become Sheffy?" "Eh? What?!" "Sigh… it doesn't matter." I stand up from my butt and clean myself off the dust before it comes into my attention that Dido is a light cruiser. I remembered that she lied to me earlier about her preparation. I need to act like a proper commander now and tell her to go. "By the way Dido, how is your preparation?"
"Uh… well, I have—" I furiously look straight at her eyes to signify to her that I know the truth. "… I haven't done it." Good. "But don't worry, my master. I—" I place my finger on Dido's lips to stop her from talking further.
I grab the board off Dido's hand and then push her toward the light cruiser dock. "Go. I can handle the destroyer myself."
"But master!"
"Dido," I spoke sternly. "Go. This is your master talking." Dido was troubled from what I can gather through her expression. She really is a nice girl to be concerning a piece of shit like me. "Don't worry, my dumb maid~~ You're my property and I don't want anything bad to happen to my property." I pat Dido and ruffle her hair up. "Either you go or I'll abandon you."
"Mmmmmmmmmhhhhh! Please don't bring that up!" A charming and good man wouldn't use the girls' weaknesses against them but I'm a fucking asshole through and through and I'll use everything I can. "Fine! I'll do it!" Good girl~~ Why can't she just do that before I have to bring the big gun? "But please contact me immediately if you need something, okay?! I'll tell master Stella that you cheated on her if you didn't!" …she truly has improve…
I couldn't contain the smile anymore. The nervous wreck of a maid is now looking after me and acting somewhat like her master. "Who are you to command me, maid?" "Master!" "Alright! Alright! I'm just kidding, Dido~~ I'll call you if I encounter something that I can't do." I move away the hair that is covering her forehead and then kiss her there. "Go now, my cute maid~~"
"… Ehehehehe~~ Thank you, my beloved master~~" The paizuri maid bow her head and then walk away from me toward the light cruiser docks. I can see her immediately joining in with her fellow maids when she reached the docks.
Now, I have some works to do. I have to check on the destroyer docks that I can assure you, will be chaotic as hell! But nothing shall intimidate the great IGO!
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HHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
"Commander Igo~~ Hug~~ Hug~~" "… Eldridge… Hug… Hug… !" "Com—com—commander! UUWWWAAA!" "Eeeehh~~~? Does the commander prefer the small one~~? Disgusting~~ Ahahahaha~~" "Candy~~ Candy~~ Commander buy me candy~~" "Commander! PLAY! PLAY! LET'S PLAY!"
I underestimate these girls! I wasn't expecting all of them to just storm me like a horde of zombies smelling a fresh brain. It needed Bremerton some time to get me to the ground but these zombies just immediately tackle me and bring me down. I'm now completely at the mercy of these zombies. What am I supposed to do now? I can argue or make an offer if the one doing the pinning is a mature girl but I can't do that when the one pinning me down is a bunch of little girls.
"Alright! Alright! Let's calm down! I'll play with all of you! I'll play!" Being in a pile of little girls is… unnerving. You can feel their tiny hands touching every inches of your body. It wouldn't be bad if some of them didn't decide that they'll try to compete with the more mature girl on who is the better molester. "Wait! Wait! I'll—Ahn! Stop!" I couldn't differentiate which parts of my body that are wet because of sweats and wet because of the girls' breath. This! This! Someone please help me! "Don't breath on my ea—Ahn! Ah! Uhn!" God damn this little girls! I should've expected that these girls would do what I told them not to do.
"Alright girls! That's enough!" Oh thank god! Someone is here to save me! "Get off the commander and go get yourself check! Didn't I tell you how important it is to get yourself ready?" One by one, the destroyer girls start to get off me until I can finally see the bright blue sky again. "Are you okay, commander Igo?" A girl with brownish red hair come into my field of vision. She looks way more mature than the rest of the destroyer here.
"Fletcher…" That's the name of this girl. She is the oldest of the Fletcher-class destroyer and also the flagship of that class. "Thank you for saving me…" Fletcher stretches her hand which I gladly took and bring myself up.
"Ahahaha… I'm so sorry about this, commander." That dry laugh mean that this is not the first time this kind of thing have happened before. I'm so sorry for Stella if she has to deal with that. "I should've notice the commotion sooner." Eh, it's better late than never, right? "So what bring you here, commander Igo?"
"I was task to check up on your preparation by Stella." I answer her question while also shaking the board on my hand. "I didn't expect to receive such hard resentment from the population though…" I haven't done anything at all because of how busy I was trying to stay alive earlier. "Mind helping me, Fletcher? Of course if you have finished with your preparation of course."
"Ah! Don't worry! I'm all done and ready!" As expected of the big sister of the destroyer. "Shall we?"
Fletcher was a humongous help to me. With her expertise in being a destroyer herself, she was able to teach and guide me regarding which part that I need to check. Dido was a help too but she doesn't teach me what criteria that I need to evaluate so Fletcher wasn't only a help but also a learning experiences. She also teaches me how to evaluate the shipgirls' riggings as well.
"I see… Hmm… Okay, okay…" I check another boxes on the board. Everything seems to be going well. I only find several things that is a little bit concerning but it's honestly not such a big deal and only need a little bit of ironing out. "Thanks for the help, Fletcher." I couldn't imagine doing this check-up without Fletcher especially since I don't know jack shit about the shipgirls' riggings and I can't exactly communicate fluently with the manjuus. "Is there something that you want? I want to give you something as a thanks."
"There's no need for that, commander Igo." Fletcher waves her hands furiously to stop me from giving her anything. "It should be the other way around." Eh? Why would she need to give me something? Did I do something impressive? Did I help her? "I want to apologize about what happened earlier with the destroyer. Some of them were my sisters and I should've been there to stop them much sooner." Ah… so that's what she meant.
"It's okay. I'm just happy that they aren't scared of me." I would have committed not alive if the destroyers were avoiding me, honestly. "So is there something that you want, Fletcher?"
"Uuuhh… I don't know…" Ah… I understand that feeling. "I have always been thinking about what my sisters' want that I have never thought of what I want." Oof… the pain of having many siblings.
"Well, you don't have to answer about it right now." I pat Fletcher's head. I bet she never have someone petted her before since she always been acting like a big sister. Fletcher's cheeks were dyed red and she couldn't see me eye-to-eye. "You can keep my promise as a favor that you can redeem anytime you want." My teasing side rose up from how adorable she is right now. Fufufufu~~ It's blushing time! I move my face closer to her ear and in a very sultry and inviting voice, I whisper to her ear. "I can even turn you into an adult, Fletcher darling~~"
"EEEKK!" Fufufufu~~ I love her reaction.
"Fufufufu~~ Please think about it, okay?" I end the teasing by giving Fletcher's a peck on her cheek. "Goodbye, Fletcher!" I walk away from Fletcher before she managed to recover from the shock. The sight of her face is something that I wish I photograph but I don't want to risk of refreshing her brain from the flash.
"Master Igo!" Hmm?
"Hermione?" Dido's sister, Hermione, was rushing toward me for whatever reason. "Is there something wrong?" Man, the Dido class really have some amazing genes huh…
"Ah… Dido ask me to accompany you." I couldn't imagine the old Dido giving her sister her responsibility. Old Dido would be hoarding all the responsibility herself just to make herself useful and not at risk of being thrown away but now she can comfortably ask her sister for help. She grown so much. "So is there something that I can do for you, master Igo?"
"Hmm…" I take a quick scan of the board in my hand to check what I haven't done yet. "I need to check on the command ship." Huh… I shouldn't be surprise that Azur Lane own a command ship. Knowing how big the fleet can be, a dedicated command ship would be beneficial. "Would you mind leading the way, Hermione?"
"Sure, my master!"
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"Hmm… Can you guys try the communication?" The manjuus that I was taking to give me a firm salute before they scramble off to their position and start doing the procedure. Electronical hums echo through the room as several screens light up all across the room. Several minutes later, one of the manjuus comes up to me and give me a salute. "Is it done?" It nods. "Is everything good?" It nods again. "Thanks!" I thank the little guy as I check up another item from the list.
"What's next, master Igo?" That's a good question, Hermione. What's next? Hmmmmm… I flip the pages of the board to check and surprisingly, I didn't find anything. I guess we check on everything.
"I believe… we are done, Hermione."
"Ah… Is there something that you want to do, master Igo?" Hmm... Is there something that I want to do…? Hmmm… Well, I haven't check up on Helena and Lena and they weren't on the cruiser docks so they must be on The Eagle Union Apartment.
"I want to visit the Eagle Union Island. Can you drive a car, Hermione?" The maid gracefully bows her body. "Alright, let's borrow one from Stella, shall we?" And I also need to teach her not to be that formal with me, one way or another.
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"PAPA! PAPA!" I was immediately greeted by 'my daughter' as soon as I enter the apartment. Lena come running at me and as a good father should, I pick her up in my arms. "Are you okay?"
"Ah…this must be… miss Lena…" Hermione sounds confused. "Yes, the head maid has debriefed us about miss Lena." Oh thank god! I can't imagine myself explaining to Hermione how Lena was created. I'm not currently at that part of being a parent yet. "But it's still unbelievable…" For Lena to be born? I guess this might be the first case that these girls have ever seen so the surprise is understandable. "But I shall not let it get in the way of me servicing you, my master!"
"Fufufu~~ I'm glad~" I squish my face against Lena from how adorable she is.
"Hello there, commander Igo." Louis yells out my name from the common room's sofa. She is accompanied by Helena, Honolulu, Juneau and Brooklyn. "Are you here to check on your wife and daughter?"
"Louis!" Helena immediately yells at her. "We're not… That's… We're…" I see… So Helena try to reprogram herself so that her reality would match our current one where we aren't a husband and wife. I assume it's not done yet considering that she is still hesitant to deny our relationship. "I don't know…"
"Helena~~" Honolulu hugs the dejected Helena real tight. "It's okay… You don't need to push yourself too hard…" Thank you for being a nice sister, Honolulu. I'm glad that I have someone that I can count on. "And why aren't you helping her?!" And she is now mad at me for some reason. I mean, wouldn't it make it harder for her to see me as nothing more than an acquaintance if I keep being around her? But if that what Honolulu wants then sure.
"You're a sharp person so I'm just going brief you on what's going on." Thank you for the compliment, Brooklyn and please do. I had my suspicion but a concrete answer would be nice. And can I say what a beauty Brooklyn is? That tanned skin combine with brownish white hair is just perfect! "We have heard about what happened between you and Helena and please accept my condolence, commander. That life you two were living is quite the heaven." Yeah… If only it last longer than a night. "Helena ask us to help her so that she could fit in with everyone," Adapting to the environment… that's good. "But sadly, she said that if she ever going to fit in, she can't see you as her husband anymore." Figure… She is an anxious girl so it wouldn't feel right for her if she is the only one that called me 'Husband'. She would stand up like a sore thumb.
"Sigh… I see…" I lower my body to let Lena off my arms and finally approach my crying Helena. "May I take your seat, Juneau?" The frail small girl that share the same color of hair with Brooklyn could only nod weakly as she moves out of the way. "Thank you Juneau." I move closer to Helena and replace Honolulu's hug with my own. "Shuuusshh~~ There's no need for that, Helena~~" We touch forehead and snuggle comfortably against each other.
"But… but… but… it's unfair for the others…" She is so kind! She thinks about others first before herself. "I don't like it but in this place, I'm not your—MMmmmhh!" I seal my wife's mouth by using my own. Helena's soft lips refresh my memory of our marriage live. I'm not going to lie to anyone and say that I was a pure man when I married to Helena. I'm an animal that mate with Helena every chance I have so the sensation of her lips is something that I'm familiar with. "Igo?!"
"I'm going to turn back to that Igo if you keep being depress like this." I look at Helena like she was my prey to indicate her what I mean by that. "Or, is that what you really want from me, pervert?" I kiss her again but more lewdly. I couldn't care less about what the others' reaction to it because the only thing in my mind is pleasuring Helena.
"AH! LENA IS HERE! YOU PERVERTS!" Honolulu screams so loud that it almost burst my ears out. I glance to the side and notice Honolulu was covering Lena's eyes but she herself was looking at us very extensively. Is she trying to learn how to kiss? "DO THAT ON YOUR OWN!"
"Ah… Ah… Ah… Ah…" Juneau is broken. Can someone fix her?
"My~ My~ My~ Oh my~~" Louis, you want to try it with me? I'm not one to chicken away from invitation. "That seems like a good time~~" It is and please wait for a minute. I'll be done with Helena in just a few moments.
"Mmmmuuuuuummmuuaaahhhhh~~ Igo~" That's my wife that I used to know. She is back.
"I understand that we're not married in this reality but that doesn't mean we can't be close, Helena." I encircle Helena's body using my arms and pull us into a tight hug. "We can be friend with benefits, no?" I have been friends with benefits with a lot of people if my memory serves me right so why couldn't Helena just be one? "Or if you really want to hate me so that our relationship would be neutral, I could have sex with Honolulu in front of you."
"NO!" No to the sex or no to doing it in front of Helena? "I don't want to be enemy with Helena." So she is okay with sex but not okay with doing it in front of Helena, noted! "AND WHAT WITH YOUR PERVERTED SUGGESTION?!" Don't you think it would crush her heart and hence would make her hate me and hate plus love equal neutral, right?
"Commander Igo… that's… Ugh…" Brooklyn massages her temple while holding her laugh. "I heard that commander Igo's jokes are absurd but this is beyond that." I'm glad that I managed to go beyond your expectation of me, Brooklyn. I always strive to be a better person than my yesterday self.
"Fufufu~~ but don't you think commander Igo is going somewhere? Don't you hate it when your husband cheated on you, Helena?" See! I'm right! Helena will hate me and that will reset our relationship which is what Helena want!
"If it was the dream me then yes, I would." Oh no... I can already see where this wording is going. "But I can't have you all by myself now, can I? I didn't win your heart by my efforts but because of a random chance." True, the wisdom cube acts more like random number generator than an actual item of mystery. "So I guess I have to be okay with you having relationship with the other girls because we're not married in this world, Igo." Just like me and Stella, huh…
"Well, we won't know if we don't try, right? Honolulu! Go undress yourself!"
"NO!" The big tits red hair girl cries out in panic as she put more distance between herself and me. "DON'T GET CLOSE TO ME!" Fufufufu~~ Honolulu's reaction~~ Ahahaha~~ I'm going to enjoy teasing her nonstop! I stand up from the sofa and slowly approach the shivering twintailed girl. "NO! STAY BACK!"
"Louis, mind giving me a hand?"
"Of course~~"
"NO! NO! DON'T COME CLOSER! Both of you! STAY!" I married Helena but I can tell my mind is much more in sync with her sister instead. Louis and I form a tag team combo as we both come ever so closer to the blushing Honolulu. "BROOKLYN! JUNEAU! HELP!" Honolulu grabs a chair and use it like a shield to keep both me and Louis away from her.
"Ah… Uh… Both of you… Uh… please stop…" Juneau try to stop us but a single seductive glance from both of us is enough to make her retreat.
"Juneau, I'll make you my mistress if you try to get in the way of me and Louis." And that was the final nail in the coffin. Juneau will not be coming to your rescue, Honolulu.
"THAT'S UNFAIR!" It's not unfair, Honolulu. It's strategy. You have to use every bit of leverage you have and take advantage of them. "BROOKLYN! PLEASE!" Shit! I don't exactly know how to deal with Brooklyn yet so it might be hard. I need Louis help.
"Sigh… Please stop teasing her, both of you." And what's your offer, dear Brooklyn? You can't expect me to just let go of my prey, do you? "It doesn't need to be with Honolulu, right commander?" There we go! Now we are talking! Keep on talking Brooklyn and you might turn my dick toward your direction. "Then please use my body as you see fit." Alright! LET'S FUCKING GOO!
"WAIT! Why don't we just stop him?!" Shit! Honolulu is smarter than she looks! I expect all the nutrition to go to her breasts but it seems that some of them did go to her brain. "We can just report him to commander Stella, right?!"
"And you really think commander Igo would just sit there and take it?" I love Louis! Helena, let's divorce! I want to marry your sister instead! "He'll use whatever means necessary to shut your mouth and who knows how wicked his mind can be when it comes to brainwashing woman." Fufufu~~ I'm going to consider that as a compliment. "So it better to play by his rule because at least we'll gain something from his play."
"This is so unfair!" That's just life, Honolulu. That's life.
"Alright then, how about we play a game?" Everyone eyes immediately lock onto me. Some were curious while others were cautious. "How about me and Brooklyn have a date and if I am not happy about the date, Honolulu shall have sex with me!"
"YOU PERVERT!"
"Deal."
"SERIOUSLY!" You can't do anything anymore Honolulu. Your fate is in Brooklyn's hand. "FINE! If you want to play it that way then, I'll be the one that date the commander!" Taking matters into your own hands, eh? I like that! "This is my fate and I shall be the one that decide it!" Feisty girl! She would be a fun one to have in bed!
"Fufufu~~ It's a deal then!" These girls are already playing in the palm of my hand. I wonder how much weight can I put in before our deal is broken? Shall we try? "If I don't enjoy the date then I shall have sex with Juneau!" And the bomb had been planted!
"M—M—M—ME!?"
"Wait! That wasn't part of the deal!"
"Alright then, Juneau and Brooklyn!"
"WAIT! NO!"
"Juneau, Brooklyn, and Louis!"
"Y—Y—Y—YOU!"
"Juneau, Brooklyn, Louis and Hermione!"
"Gu—Gu—Gu—GUH!" The more Honolulu mald, the more girls I add. Keep on malding Honolulu and sooner, I'll have sex with the entire base. "FINE! YOU HAVE YOURSELF A DEAL!" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS THE BEST! "You're just the worst!" Sheffy have said that to me a lot and yes, I'm the worst.
"Commander Igo is truly a scary man." Hearing that from Brooklyn, knowing that she is a diplomat, is oddly satisfying. "It's like making a deal with the devil." Once again, I shall consider that as a compliment.
"Alright then, I assume that all of you would be staying on the base for this sortie, right?" All of them nods their heads in unison. "Good! Helena, stop trying to erase our relationship. You and I will always be close no matter how hard you try to erase me from your memory." Helena's cheeks were dyed red from embarrassment. What? Is this the first time that I have ever announced my love for her in public before? I thought I already done that before?
"Uuuhhh~~"
I love seeing her getting embarrassed like that. "Well, see you later then. I need to report back to Stella." I grab Hermione's hand firmly and turn my body around. "And Honolulu, I'll be waiting for our date, okay? Make sure that I'll enjoy our date or, Ufufufufu~~, you know what will happen, right?" And with that closing statement, I make my grand exit out of the Eagle Union Apartment with pride and confident in my steps. How can I not? I had just make a deal that will always benefit no matter how it ends.
First Prinz Heinrich then Bremerton and then Honolulu. Fufufufu~~ I'M LIVING THE LIFE!
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"Mama, why is papa acting like a villain?"
"Because he is, Lena."
"…if you don't have any work then how about visiting Wales, commander?"
I'm being used as an object again.
"My~ My~ My~ Commander Igo~ What bring thou here?"
I just don't consider that you'll attack right in front of your sick sister!
"My dear, has thou ever meet someone that care about that fact?"