episode: Just One Bite.
It was a typical day at the Loud House. Lynn was in the living room lifting weights. Her sisters Lana and Lola were also there playing with their pony figurines. Lola's pony was pink, had purple hair, and was wearing a tiara and dress and Lana's pony was dark blue, blonde, and wearing a baseball cap and overalls.
"Ooh, I just love Pink Diamond!" Lola said happily.
"Yeah, Dirty Mudpie is pretty cool too!" Lana added, referring to her pony. Lynn heard their conversation and scoffed.
"Wusses." She muttered.
"What was that Lynn?" Lana asked.
"You guys playing with those ponies again?"
"Yeah, Princess Pony is amazing after all." Lola commented. "Everyone's into it now."
"Everyone?" Lynn questioned.
Just then, Lori and Leni showed up with their pony figurines.
"Yep. I got Bossy Boots." Lori said, showing her pony who was light blue and wearing combat boots.
"And I got Beauty Foal." Leni said, showing her blonde pony who was turquoise and wearing sunglasses on her head.
Luna and Luan showed up. "I have Loud Bass." Luna said. Her pony was a purple rocker with a skull tattoo on her flank.
"Kooky Clown for me." Luan said. Her pony was yellow, wearing a clown wig, fake nose, and party hat. She also had dots all over her body.
Lisa showed up carrying Lily in her arm and holding her pony in another. "I've got Brainy and Lily has Cutie Pie."
Lisa's pony was green, had a big head, and was wearing glasses and a lab coat. Lily held out her pony which was a little light lavender filly wearing a diaper.
"And I have Gloomy Gray." Lucy said, suddenly appearing next to Lynn, which startled her. Lucy's pony was gray, had black hair covering one of her eyes. Then Lincoln showed up.
"Let me guess. You have a Princess Pony too." Lynn said.
"Yep, this handsome guy is Charmer." Lincoln replied, showing his pony. He had white hair like Lincoln and was orange.
"So where's your pony Lynn?" Lucy asked. "I mean, everybody has one."
"Not me. I hate Princess Pony." Lynn stated.
Lucy took this as a joke. "Ha Ha. Good one. But you know what we say."
"The only people who don't like Princess Pony have never tried it." The siblings said simultaneously except Lynn.
"That's me. Never tried it. Never will." Lynn said.
Lucy tackled her, shocked. "What did you say?"
"I've never tried Princess Pony." Lynn repeated, pushing her sister off.
"Never tried Princess Pony? How is that even possible?"
Yeah, we used to hate Princess Pony." Lori said. "But once we learned more about it, we loved it."
"You should try it right now." Lucy said, pulling out a comic. "You can start by reading this."
"Get that outta my face." Lynn responded, slapping the comic away.
Lucy picked it back up. "If you read it, you'll like it."
"Read that sickeningly sweet book about those girly ponies?" Lynn asked. "Next I suppose you want me to go bury you in the backyard."
Lucy had a shovel behind her back but then tossed it away.
"Come on, try it." Lucy insisted, shoving the book in Lucy's face.
"No." Lynn replied, pushing the comic book away.
"Whoops. What's that in your hair?" Lucy asked, pulling the book out of the brunette's hair.
"Quit it!"
"Please Lynn." Lucy begged.
"Guys, if I was trapped in the empty room for one hour with nothing to do but read Princess Pony, I'd rather stare at the wall." Lynn st
Everyone just stared at Leni blankly. Lynn ignored her and walked upstairs with Lucy following.
"Just read half of it." Lucy said, holding out the book.
"No." Lynn replied.
"One page."
"No."
"One sentence."
"No."
Lucy followed her elder sis to the bathroom.
"Would you read it here?" Lucy asked.
"Give me some privacy!" Lynn said. She shoved her little sis out of the bathroom.
Cut to Lynn was getting a snack from the fridge. She opened it to find Lucy inside with the pony book.
"Read it!" Lucy said, sticking the book out.
"No." Lynn replied, slamming the fridge.
Next, Lynn was boxing with her punching bag. Lucy unzipped it from the top to reveal she was inside.
"One page?" Lucy asked, holding out the pony book again.
"No." Lynn said, punching the bag away.
Lynn went outside to take out the trash. But Lucy was inside the trash can.
"You won't be sorry." Lucy said, holding out the book again.
"No!" Lynn yelled, slamming the bag on Lucy's head. When she turned, the goth was right next to her, holding out Princess Pony.
"It's entertaining." Lucy said.
"Listen Luce, how long do you plan to keep this up?" Lynn asked, clearly getting tired of this.
But Lucy locked their hands in handcuffs and offered Lynn the Princess Pony book. Lynn finally gave in.
"This better be worth it." The jock muttered.
She went by the tree and sat down to read the comic book. Lucy was watching her read. Soon, she read the whole thing and smiled. She spoke in a happy tone.
"Dude, Princess Pony is the-" Lucy smiled. "Stupidest, sweet toothy, ridiculous, nauseating thing I've ever read!" Lynn snapped. Her tone was now bitter and angry. Lucy frowned. "And I hate this thing so much that I'd bury it in an early and well deserved grave!"
Lynn got a shovel and dug a hole in the lawn and buried the Princess Pony book underground. "Get it?"
"But everyone else loved it. No one is immune to it's amazingness." Lucy stated.
"Nobody but me."
"Are you sure?"
"I just buried it. Does that seem unsure to you?"
"Yes." Lucy said, then Lynn gave her a stern look.
"No." Lucy said sadly.
"Good. Now go spread the word." Lynn ordered.
Lucy sadly walked back into the house. As soon as she was gone, Lynn quickly dug up the hole with her bare hands and took out the Princess Pony book.
"Still alive!" Lynn cried, hugging the book. She pulled a pony figurine out of her pocket. This pony was red and had flame styled hair. "Fiery Flash. You're my favorite pony. I'm so glad my secret is still safe! Now to go read the next issue."
Lynn ran back to the house but paused. "Wait. I can't let Lucy find out. Not after that performance. I'll have to be very stealthy about this."
Lucy is in her room reading the second Princess Pony issue. She had another copy of the first issue. "Well, I didn't think it was possible. But I guess some people just don't like Princess Pony."
Lynn walked into their room. "Hey sis, um, there's a mail delivery for you outside."
"Really?" Lucy asked. "I don't remember ordering anything. Ok then." As Lucy left the room, Lynn quickly grabbed her second issue. "Come to mama!"
"Lynn."
Lynn shrieked and hid the issue. Lucy walked back in. "The mailman already came by today."
"Oh. Right."
"Anyway, I want to apologize about earlier. I was just trying to get you to try something new."
As Lucy was talking, she walked over to her bed to read the next issue. Lynn was lost in her thoughts. Think Lynn. How can I get that second issue? I'll do a handstand. Handstands help me think. Lynn did a handstand but then her favorite pony figurine fell out of her shorts.
"While I strongly disagree with your decision, I accept it." Lucy finished and noticed the pony. "Hey, what's that?"
"I'm just exercising."
"No. That on the floor next to you." Lucy said, pointing to the pony.
Lynn stopped her handstand and gasped. "Uh, that's not mine."
"Hmm, it must be mine then." Lucy stated. She picked it up. "I better add this to my Princess Pony collection that I keep in the attic."
Lynn was now worried. Lucy walked up to the attic with Lynn following in stealth mode. She saw Lucy put her figurine inside a chest and then lock it up. She used a key to lock it up. Lynn went back down.
"Ugh. Now what am I gonna do?" Lynn wondered.
Later that night in the living room, Lynn heard a knock at the door. She walked up and opened the door. To her surprise, she saw her favorite pony Fiery Flash, who was a real life pony. Lynn and the pony hugged. They started a friendship doing sports together and having fun. They grew up together until they were so elderly. But it turns out this was all a dream as Lynn woke up. "Huh? Grr! I've got to get my pony back! And no one's gonna stop me!"
She quietly looked in Lucy's drawer and saw her key. Then Lynn quietly left her and Lucy's room and made a dash to the attic. She got up and went straight to the chest, unlocking it. She gasped when she saw all the pony figurines in the chest.
"Wow. It's the entire collection. Oh, and there's my Fiery Flash." Lynn grabs the pony and cuddles it. "Now it's just you and me."
"Lynn?"
Lynn turned around and saw Lucy by the attic door. Lynn hid her figurine behind her back.
"Lucy? What are you doing here?" Lynn asked.
Lucy walked up to her. "I always come up here at 3AM to check on my pony collection. What are you doing here?"
"I, um, I-"
"And why are you next to my pony collection? And why are you holding a pony behind your back? And why do you look so nervous and sweaty and-" Lucy figured out what was going on and put on a big and creepy smile.
"No, no! It's not what you think. This is a big misunderstanding." Lynn explained, but Lucy just kept smiling. "Really, you've got believe me. I-I...you better listen to me Lucy!"
"You like Princess Pony, don't you Lynn?" Lucy asked.
Lynn grabbed the chest. "Yes! I love Princess Pony!"
"I knew it all along." Lucy replied. "No one could resist Princess Pony."
"And these babies are all mine!" Lynn declared, hugging the chest.
"They're mine. Get your own." Lucy replied, grabbing the chest.
"No way!" Lynn said.
The two sisters started pulling the chest back and forth until Lucy swiped it away from Lynn, causing Lynn to stumble backwards. She bumped into a big box. On the box was a small statue of Princess Pony. The bump caused the statue to fall off the box and hit Lynn's head, knocking her out.
The next day, Lynn woke up. "Ooh, my head." She groaned, holding her head. "What happened?"
Lynn was back in her room lying on her bed. Lucy came over. "You got knocked out by my Princess Pony statue after you found my Princess Pony collection."
"Oh. I guess you're gonna tell everyone my secret now." Lynn sighed.
"Nah. We all have secrets." Lucy stated. "And I decided if you really like Princess Pony, we can share the figurines."
"Really? Thanks sis." Lynn said gratefully.
Lucy gave her Fiery Flash and Lynn hugged it.
"Yep. I remember my first Princess Pony obsession." Lucy reminisced.
