Another requested fanfic. Enjoy.
Flip, the owner of Flips Food and Fuel is at the Royal Woods park. He was trying to come up with a way to earn more money. He was writing on a notepad a list of what he could do.
"I need to bring in more customers." Flip said to himself. "Maybe I could raise the prices."
He wrote down his first idea. But then, he heard the sound of a quarter rolling to him. "Ooh, money!" He was about to grab it but a woman stopped him.
"Hold it!" She said. "My son just dropped that quarter." The woman's son came by and picked up his quarter.
"Yeah. Well, that kid looks pretty sneaky to me." Flip said with suspicion. "How do I know he didn't steal it?"
The middle aged women hit him upside the head with his purse. The kid threw the money down a well that was recently added to the park.
"Hey! That little brat's throwing my money away!" Flip cried. "Oh, so if I can't have it, no one can-" Flip was whacked with the purse again, knocking him down. The lady and the kid leave.
"I hope he throws all your retirement money down a hole!" He went to look in the well. "Poor little quarter. Holy toledo!"
Flip was surprised at what he saw down the well. "This well is full of money! Don't worry little ones, I'll save you!" Flip tried to go down the well but he couldn't fit. "Oh, it's no use. I'm too big."
Just then, Mrs. and Mr. Loud came by to make a wish at the well. "Make a wish honey." Rita said.
"All my wishes have already come true." Lynn Sr. replied. He threw the quarter at the well.
"NOOO!" Flip yelled and leapt for the quarter. "I'll save ya money!"
He caught the quarter just in time. "Gotcha! What do you folks think you're doing?"
"Uh… using the wishing well?" Lynn Sr replied.
"You toss in a coin and make a wish." Rita explained.
"And then what?" Flip asked.
"And that's it. Nothing else happens." Lynn Sr responded.
"It's fun." Rita commented.
"You mean suckers throw money down a hole just for fun?" Flip asked. "That's the greatest scam ever!"
"Can we have our quarter back now?" Lynn Sr asked, annoyed.
Meanwhile, Lana and Lynn were at Flip's place making Flippees.
"Are you ready to get the ultimate brain freeze Lynn?" Lana asked, filling up her cup.
"You wish." Lynn replied. "It's gonna take more than one Flippee to give the Winner Lynner a brain freeze."
"We'll see about that." Lana said.
As Lynn and Lana were going to pay for their drinks, Flip burst through the doors.
"Hey Flip." Lana greeted.
"Hey dirty Loud and sporty Loud." Flip greeted. "I got a job for you two."
"What is it?" Lynn asked.
"You'll see."
Outside, Flip and the two tomboy sisters were by the side of the mini mart where the bathrooms were. They all had shovels. On the ground was a big red X.
"X marks the spot of Flip's Memorial Wishing Well." Flip announced.
"Wow, wishing well? Here?" Lana asked.
"Don't you have to be dead to have a memorial anything?" Lynn questioned.
"Oh Lynn, don't you believe in magic?" Flip asked before walking away.
"No I don't." Lynn replied. "I bet this is all just a big scam."
"Maybe it's not. Maybe it is magic." Lana said. "This well could make a lot of dreams come true. What's the first thing you're gonna wish for?"
"To be a world famous athlete." Lynn said proudly. "But that's not gonna happen right away."
"Lynn, aren't you excited?" Lana asked excitedly. "This is really gonna help people!"
Next came a musical number from Lana. "Take a penny and some magic, even though others' lives are tragic. You can throw all your dreams down the well. Although everyday the pain grows, you ride unicorns on rainbows if you throw all your dreams down the well. When your life comes apart as the seams and you've given up all your dreams, here is just the means to make those dreams come true. No more suffering, no more sighing, no more pain and no more cryin'."
"I'm not crying!" Lynn said grumpily. Lana hits her in the head with a wand and she starts crying.
"When you throw all your dreams down the well." Lana finished her song. The well was finally completed. Lana added an open sign next to it.
"Well Lynn, what do ya think?" Lana asked.
"That was the worst song I ever heard." Lynn commented. "But at least this stupid well is finished."
Flip came back. "It's beautiful! I can already smell the money."
"You mean magic." Lana said.
"All I can smell is that dumpster." Lynn said, pointing to a dumpster right by the bathroom.
"Alright, you guys can get a free Flippee for helping out." Flip offered.
"Sweet!" Lynn said happily and ran inside the mart.
"Thanks Flip." Lana said gratefully. She was about to leave but Flip stopped her.
"Hold on there Lana. After you get your Flippee, I've got another job for you."
"Uh, sure. What is it?" Lana asked.
After Lana gets her Flippee, she is seen being lowered down the well in a bucket.
"Why do I have to go down in the well?" Lana asked.
"To collect the money." Flip responded.
"How long do I have to stay down here?" Lana wondered.
"See you in eight hours." Flip replied and left her. Lynn walked up to the well.
"Lana, what's going on?" Lynn asked.
"Apparently, I have to stay down in the well for eight hours to collect the money." Lana explained. "But I guess I don't mind."
"Ok then." Lynn replied. "I'll go let Mom and Dad know. See ya later."
"Bye." Lana waved. Lynn left and now Lana was lonely. "It sure is dark and lonely down here."
A coin hits Lana on the head. Outside, we see it was Lisa who threw the coin.
"I sure wish I had a new telescope." Lisa said. "One that can allow you to see new signs of life in outer space."
"Wow, the first wish." Lana said excitedly. "I can't wait till-" Another coin hits her in the head. "Ow!"
The next coin was thrown by the Loud family's next door neighbor, Mr. Grouse. "My wish is to grow hair so I can feel young again. Maybe an Elvis hairstyle."
"Good luck with that." Lana said to herself.
Once again, another coin is dropped on Lana's head. This one was from Lincoln's teacher, Mrs. Johnson.
"I wish I had a snazzy new car. I wanna be a hot rod mama!" Lana gasps. "Wait till I tell Lincoln about this."
Just then, Leni came by with a drink. She threw it down the well thinking it was a trash can. It fell on Lana. "Hey!"
"Wha? Who said that?" Leni asked nervously.
"Leni!"
"How do you know my name?"
"Leni, this is a wishing well." Lana explained. "Just toss in a coin and make a wish."
"Whatever you say, magical talking garbage can." Leni replies, taking out a coin. "Like, I wish someone I know was here to see this."
Leni throws the coin and herself into the well. She lands on Lana. "Hey Lana!" Leni greeted her younger sis. She gets off. "I got my wish."
Lana gets up. "Leni, you're supposed to let go of the coin when you throw it."
"But I got my wish."
"Well, I'm doing a favor for Flip." Lana explained. "Me and Lynn made this wishing well and now I have to collect the money. I have six hours till my shift ends. What should we do?"
Leni thinks for a second. "Tag you're it!"
"Tag you're it!"
Leni and Lana continued to tag each other since it was the only thing Leni could think to do right now. They played until it was night. Flip came back to check on the progress.
"Hey Lana, what kind of haul did you get?" Flip asked.
"I did great Flip." Lana reported. "I got a nickel from my sister Lisa, two pennies from Mrs Johnson, and a penny from my neighbor Mr. Grouse."
"And I fell on my head." Leni added.
"Well, I guess I probably could get a couple of bucks for Leni." Flip suggested. "Nah. Just hand over the money."
The old man sends the bucket down, hitting Leni and Lana on their heads.
"This wishing well was a great idea, sir." Lana said, putting money into the bucket. "Has anyone's wishes come true yet?"
"Um, not yet." Flip replied. "But I'm sure if you believe hard enough and dig deep enough, everyone's wishes will come true."
"Really?" Lana asked.
"Yeah, sure. Whatever." Mr. Flip replied flatly. He brought the bucket back up.
"Can we come out now?" Lana asked.
"Goodness no." Flip responded. "You gotta stay down there just in case any late night wishes come by. I'll be back for you at dawn."
Flip left with the money.
"Man, no one's wishes are coming true." Lana said sadly. "I know I believed hard enough. Maybe I just didn't dig deep enough. What do say Leni? Are you ready to dig?"
"Yeah." Leni replied, determined.
Now Lana performed another musical number. "Oh the magic has gone missin' and everyone's still wishin' but their dreams have fallen flat upon the ground. You'll find magic under rubble, so Leni, grab a shovel, and here is where the magic can be found. We're at the bottom of a well, but man, won't it be swell when we make everyone's wishes all come true."
The two siblings had finally dug a deep enough hole. Leni discovered a glowing spot with her shovel.
"Look Leni, we've struck magic!" Lana said excitedly.
"Is that good?" The dim blonde asked.
"Next to fixing toilets, it's the most important thing I've ever done." Lana assured.
"Shopping at the mall is the most important thing I've ever done." Leni stated.
"Having fun down there?" Lynn asked from the top of the well. She had just shown up right now. "Lana, it's time to come home now."
"Hi Lynn." Leni greeted.
"Leni's down there too? No wonder I couldn't find you."
"You wanna make a wish?" Lana asked.
"No. Why are you still down there?" Lynn asked.
"Flip said we should watch for any late night wishers." Lana explained. "And guess what Lynn, we found the magic!"
Lynn just laughed. "There's no magic! Wishing wells are just a scam to fool saps like you!"
"No really. We did find it. Man, I wish you were here to see this."
Lynn continued to laugh. But as she was laughing, she leaned closer to the well and ended up falling inside. She landed on Leni and Lana.
"Lynn, you decided to join the party." Lana said.
"Party!" Leni repeated.
"Let me outta here." Lynn groaned.
"You're just in time for some party games." Lana said.
Lana and Leni started their game of tag again. This time, they kept tagging Lynn.
"Tag you're it!"
"Tag you're it!"
"Tag you're it!"
"Tag you're it!"
"I gotta get out of here." Lynn said desperately. She started to climb up the well with her sisters encouraging her.
"Go Lynn! Go Lynn!"
Lynn lost her grip and fell back down. "There's no way out of here."
"Maybe if you had more upper arm strength." Lana commented. "Yeah, you should work out more." Leni added.
"I workout everyday." Lynn replied. "And I could start right now. After all, I got a couple of dumbbells right here."
Lynn was referring to Leni and Lana, and laughed at her joke. Leni was confused.
"I don't get it."
"Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic." Lynn told Leni.
"What does claustrophobic mean?" Leni asked.
"It means she's afraid of Santa Claus." Lana explained.
"No it doesn't!" Lynn snapped.
"Ho ho ho." Leni was imitating Santa Claus to scare Lynn.
"Stop it Leni! You're scaring her!" Lana said.
"Ho ho ho."
"It's not working, Leni." Lynn said.
"Dang it."
"Uh Lynn, you're standing on my foot." Lana mentioned. Lynn lifted her foot off Lana's foot.
"Oops. Sorry Lana."
"And you've got your arm in my salad." Leni pointed out, holding out a salad.
"Eww! Wait, where'd you get the salad?" Lynn questioned.
Leni ignored her question. "And stop stepping on my purse!" She pushed Lynn off her purse and onto Lana.
"Hey guys-" Lana warned.
"Stop pushing me Leni." Lynn said, pushing Leni back.
"Oh, you mean like this?" Leni pushed Lynn again.
"No, like this!" Lynn pushed Leni again.
The older blonde and brunette started fighting.
"You shouldn't fight in here!" Lana protested. "This is a magical place."
The two siblings continued fighting. "Leni, Get offa me! I'm claustrophobic!"
Leni was sitting on top of Lynn. "Like, nice try Lynn. But there's no Santa Claus here."
"LENI!"
The next morning, Flip returned like he said he would.
"Good morning Lana!" Flip greeted. He went to the well and pulled up the barrel.
"Let's see what you've got. Hmm, it's heavy. Must be a lot of money."
Lynn was pulled up. She looked very tired. "Freedom!"
"Lynn? What were you doing down there?" Flip asked. "Couldn't leave your sisters, huh? Or were you just sneaking down there for free wishes?"
"The only thing I wish for is to be far away from this place." Lynn said bitterly.
Just then, Lynn got hit by a bus, and groaned in pain, with the bus traveling "far far away."
"Bye Lynn." Lana waved.
"Aw man, Lynn stepped on my makeup last night." Leni whined. "Looks like it's time to go shopping." Leni left.
"So how much money did you make?" Flip asked, focusing his attention back on Lana.
"We didn't make any money." Lana notified. "But we found something better. The magic!"
"The what?"
"We found the magic! We dug down deeper into the well. Now everyone's wishes will come true!"
Flip sighed. "Listen kid, you don't get what you want in life just by wishing for it."
Just then, a huge eye was staring at Flip and Lana very closely.
"Holy toledo! What the heck is that?!" Flip cried.
It turns out it was just Lisa staring at them with her giant new telescope. She also had a robot assistant to help carry it.
"Greetings humans." Lisa greeted. "What do you think of my new telescope that I wished for?"
"It's great, Lisa!" Lana complimented.
"That wishing well sure is convenient!" Lisa commented and left with her telescope and robot.
"Just a coincidence." Flip assured Lana.
Next, Lincoln's teacher showed up in her snazzy car. The car was black with a flame design on it. "You like my new hot rod?"
"It's beautiful, Mrs. Johnson." Lana complimented. "Have you shown this to my brother?"
"Not yet, but I'll give him a surprise on Monday."
The teacher drove off.
"See Flip? She wished for that car." Lana stated.
"You mean she stole that car." Flip confirmed.
Mr. Grouse walked up to the two to present his new hairstyle. "Hey Loud."
"Mr. Grouse? Is that you?" Lana asked.
"Yeah. What's the matter, Loud? You never seen an old man with an Elvis Presley hairstyle?" Mr. Grouse left.
"Is that enough proof for you?" Lana asked smugly.
"That was probably just a wig. You'll never get me to believe in magic!" Flip protested. "To prove it to ya, I'll demonstrate." Flip takes out a quarter. "I wish an angry mob would come after me with pitchforks and torches for all the expired food I sold to them."
Flip tossed his coin in the well.
"Flip, you shouldn't have done that." Lana warned.
"Well, where's your magic now?" Flip taunted.
Suddenly, an angry mob with pitchforks and torches approached the mini mart. All looking at Flip.
"It's Flip! He sold us expired food! Let's get him!" The angry crowd yelled out.
The angry mob charged. Flip screamed and ran for his life. "Ok, I do believe in magic! I do believe in magic! I do believe in magic!"
Lana smiled smugly. "I warned him."