Parody of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy 2.
It's Saturday. Lincoln is in the living room having breakfast.
"Ah, Saturday morning." Lincoln said to the viewers. "The perfect time to watch my favorite Saturday morning show: The Adventures Of Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack and enjoying the Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack Sugar Cereal." He poured himself some cereal. A prize falls out. "Wow! My Ace Savvy Cereal straw!"
The show begins. The narrator speaks. "Ace Savvy. Fleet and forceful."
Lincoln uses his straw to drink his cereal.
Ace Savvy is seen coming down by a rope tied to him. "By the power invested in him. Aided by his young ward."
Nothing happens.
"I said, aided by his young ward!"
One Eyed Jack falls down with a rope attached to him. He and Jack stand boldly.
"Protecting your town with strength and feats of agility."
Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack flex their muscles but they break their backs.
"...To the chiropractor. Away!" Ace Savvy says weakly.
They both slowly walk away. We transition to the next scene as Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack fist bump. Now we see cardboard cutouts of their enemies.
The narrator speaks. "Fighting a rogue gallery of villains, like Bad Buck Bill!" This villain is made out of dollar bill papers. He is wearing a cowboy hat.
One Eyed Jack punches the cutout.
Prop!
"The Nasty Burger!" This villain is a living cheeseburger who looks like a expired Burpin Burger.
Ace Savvy kicks the cutout.
Cardboard!
"And the Loony Goons!" These villains are identical twins who are bald and wearing the same suits with the initials "LG" on them. Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack take them out.
Lame!
"Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack unite!" The two heroes put their rings together. They spark and smoke comes out. The Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack title card for the show appears. Next the show announcer appears.
"Hey kids, are you ready to hear the winner for this week's contest?"
"I'm ready! I'm ready!" Lincoln said excitedly.
"Our winner will receive a special collector's item from The Adventures of Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack." He reads the name on a paper. "And the winner is...Landon Loroud."
"Aww." Lincoln said disappointed. "Me and Leni worked forever on those life size mannequin dolls of Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack."
The announcer shows the life sized mannequins. "For these life size mannequins of Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack."
"Hey! Landon Loroud stole my idea! And why does his name sound so similar to mine?"
Then someone hands the announcer his reading glasses. He puts them on.
"Oops. It appears I forget my reading glasses. The real winner is..Lincoln Loud!"
Lincoln cheers and does a backflip out of excitement. "I wonder when my prize will-"
The doorbell rings.
"-get here?"
He opens the front door.
"Package for Lincoln Loud." Said the delivery man.
"My prize!" Lincoln said happily that he started to form tears of joy. The delivery man gave him a tissue and left. Lincoln goes to the living room and opens the box. He gasps at what he sees.
"Can it be? It is! The Ace Savvy Siren Signal!" He holds it up to the viewers. It looks like a walkie talkie but has a button on it and a siren on top. "From The Adventures Of Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack as seen on tv! I wonder if it still works."
Lincoln opens a window. He presses the button on the device and the siren goes on. It flashes red and blue. At the retirement home, Ace Savvy and One Eyed are sitting on a couch. They hear the signal.
"The siren signal!" Ace said. "To the Invisible convertible!"
The couch turned around to reveal a secret entrance under its spot. The heroes are lowered down and slide down a tube which lead underground. They come out the other end and stop in midair.
"Uh, Ace?"
"Yes Jack?"
"We're not in the invisible converter, are we?"
"Uh, no."
They hit the ground. They start looking for the invisible convertible.
"Why did we even make an invisible convertible? It was a stupid idea." Jack complained. "It's gotta be around here somewhere."
Jack finds something. "Oh Ace, I think I-"
"Found it!" Ace said. He started the vehicle, burning his sidekick to a crisp since he was standing at the back of the convertible. Jack came to the front.
"Get a move on, man. We don't have all day." Ace said.
Jack pushes a button. "Ignition on!"
"Throttle on!" Ace said and pulled a lever.
The vehicle drove off through the underground cave and they came out from a hole which opened up near the retirement home. Now they drove into town. Back at the Loud House, Lincoln left the window.
"Maybe the siren signal doesn't work anymore." Lincoln said to Charles.
Charles barked. Just then, they heard the sound of a vehicle coming. Ace Savvy's voice was heard. "Activate torpedo mode! Fire!"
Ace Savvy crashes through the wall. "Ace Savvy!"
One Eyed Jack crashed into the door. "And One Eyed-"
The door fell down along with Jack still stuck in it.
"OMG! Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack are in our house!" Lincoln said excitedly. He walked over to them. "Excuse me, I'm-"
Ace pointed at Lincoln. "Holy cow! They've turned this kid into an old man! Dang it! We're too late!"
Jack rolled his eyes. "Oh please. It's not an old man. It's just that white haired kid we met at the retirement home. Remember?"
Ace lightened up. "Oh yeah. Good to see ya kid. Jack, we've gotta find out where that siren signal came from."
"Oh that was me. I started the signal." Lincoln stated.
"Alright, where's the danger son? Bring it on!"
"There's no danger."
"No danger?" Ace and Jack said in unison.
"Look, There has to be danger." Jack said. "You summoned us with the signal. And when you sum...Where'd you get that thing anyway?"
"I won it in a contest."
"Contest?" Ace and Jack said in unison.
"They don't tell us anything anymore." Ace said.
"Look kid, that ain't no toy." Jack said.
"That's right. The siren signal is an awesome responsibility." Ace explained. "We're duty bound to help whenever it sounds."
"But ya only blow it when there's trouble, or they'll be trouble. Ya got that?"
"Yes sirs." Lincoln replied.
"Good boy." Ace Savvy said patting the white haired boy on the head. He starts to leave but turns around and he and Lincoln wink at each other.
Jack was outside. "Come on already, they're serving ground beef today."
"Oh goody." Ace said and followed his sidekick outside.
Lincoln came out.
"Don't worry Ace Savvy. You won't be hearing from me for just anything. Only the big emergencies."
Later at the retirement home, Jack is in a robe knocking on the bathroom door.
"Would ya hurry up in there?" He said. "And save me some hot wa-"
The siren signal is heard. Ace breaks down the door, crushing Jack. He is wearing a towel.
"The siren signal! Come young ward!" Ace said.
"Coming." Jack said in a muffled voice.
They take the secret couch entrance but they end up breaking through it. They slide face first down the tube. We cut to the Loud House. Lincoln is lying on the floor in the living room. Charles is there next to him. The two elderly heroes arrive but Ace is not wearing his towel so Jack gives him a another one.
"Oh youth! Cut down in it's prime!" Ace lamented.
Lincoln moans. Ace picks him up.
"Speak to me son."
"Help...Need…" He holds out his game controller. "New batteries."
"What?!" Jack said in disbelief. "I come down here in my underwear just to replace your batteries?"
"But-"
"But nothing! We can't go around socializing! We have to be prepared for, Uh, emergencies."
"Jack, think about it." Ace said. "Emergencies don't come around as often as they used to."
"Ok fine." Jack said. He brought out some batteries and gave them to Lincoln. "You can use the siren every once in a while. Just give us something to do when we show up."
"Yay!" Lincoln and Ace cheered.
And so Lincoln continues to use the siren signal to summon his heroes. He calls them organize his comics, give him a massage, mow the lawn, help him with homework, and etc. One Eyed Jack eventually gets sick of it and snatches it from him.
"That's it! Gimme that! You're running us ragged."
Ace Savvy is crawling on the ground weakly. "Must...answer the clarion call." He collapses.
"We're exhausted!" Jack snapped.
"I'm sorry Jack. I-i didn't mean it. I just wanted to spend time with you." Lincoln said sadly. "You're my heroes!"
It's too late Mr. Contest! I'm gonna destroy this thing once and for all!" Jack declared. He threw it on the floor but it break. He got out a baseball bat and started smashing it but it still remained the same. Then he got out a jackhammer to destroy it but that didn't work either.
"Geez, what's this thing made out of?" Jack asked picking up the remote. He put it in his pocket. "Well, I'll destroy when we get back to our lair. Uh, and as for you-"
"Jack, don't squash his enthusiasm." Ace interrupted. "After all, he could become the hero of tomorrow. Or the villain. Besides, I remember another young lad who wanted to become a superhero." He holds out a picture of One Eyed Jack when he was child.
"You don't even remember breakfast, you old coot." Jack replied.
Lincoln was still sulking. Ace Savvy walked up to him and put an arm on his shoulder. "Maybe the siren signal is too much responsibility. But how would you like to spend the rest of the afternoon on patrol?"
Lincoln cheered up.
"What?" Jack said.
"To the invisible convertible!" Ace said as he and Lincoln ran to the convertible. Jack looked angry. Now he, Ace, and Lincoln were driving down the street singing. Lincoln was no wearing an Ace Savvy mask.
"Oh jingle bells, Ace Savvy smells, One Eyed Jack laid an egg!"
"Hey, can I drive?" Lincoln asked.
"Drive? You're just a kid. What do you know about driving the invisible convertible?" Jack said.
"Tons. Like the windshield wipers are right here." Lincoln pressed a button.
"No! That's the-"
The convertible formed into a cube and the three were crushed inside.
"..Rubix cube button."
Now they were at a community pool. Ace and Jack were doing their patrol duty standing at the end of the diving board.
"When patrolling the city, you always have to be vigilant." Ace explained. "On your toes, constantly alert. Always expect the unexpected."
They turn around and see Lincoln right behind them holding a box.
"Hey." He greeted.
The two heroes were so startled that they fell of the diving board and landed in the water.
"I've got the donuts." Lincoln said.
We cut to the three driving down the street in the invisible convertible. Lincoln and Ace sing again. "And One Eyed Jack laid an egg!"
They notice a guy who looks like Wild Card Willy. It was Lincoln's Principal, . He was at the sidewalk.
"Hey, that fellow over there looks like Wild Card Willy." Ace said.
"That's my school principal Mr. Huggins." Lincoln stated. "Wild Card Willy was inspired by him. See, I wrote an Ace Savvy comic and put it in a contest so I could meet the creator."
"Say, I remember reading that comic." Ace Savvy said.
"Alright punk, gimme all your money!" Someone said to Mr. Huggins. It was a thief. Well, a kid in a thief costume.
"No! Stay back!" Mr. Huggins said.
"Aww, isn't that cute?" Ace said.
"Ahhhh!" The kid screamed.
Lincoln was attacking him. "You're under arrest punk!"
Mr. Huggins stands there shocked. Ace and Jack run over to Lincoln.
"Stop kid! Stop! Let him go! It's just a kid in a costume!" Ace said.
"But you said any age could rob someone." Lincoln said.
"What? Get offa me!" The kid pushed Lincoln off.
"This is a second grade student from my school. He's dressed this way because he's performing in a play." Mr. Huggins explained.
"If I was real thief, I'd, I'd-" The kid kicked Jack in the shin. "Do that. Outta my way punk!"
Jack held his shin in pain. Next, Lincoln, Ace Savvy, And One Eyed Jack were at Burpin Burgers seated at a table. They all ordered a burger.
"I can't believe it!" Lincoln said happily. "I rode in the invisible convertible, learned about the Rubix button, and I got One Eyed Jack a bandage for his knee. All in one day. So what are we gonna do tomorrow?"
"Uh, say kid, why don't you take this coupon and order us that new Ace Savvy Ice Cream Shake?" Jack said handing Lincoln a coupon.
"Ok." Lincoln went to order.
"You know, for a pain in the neck, he's a pretty nice." Ace said.
"Let's ditch him." Jack suggested.
"I'm right behind you."
The two heroes made their way out of the restaurant. Lincoln is oblivious to this.
"Dang it!" Jack said.
"What's the matter?" Ace asked.
"Where did we park the invisible convertible?"
"Let's look for it." Ace wandered around. "Convertible, where are you?" He found it. "Jack, I found it!"
He starts the vehicle but ends up burning his sidekick again. They hear laughter.
"Still getting burned on that tail pipe, huh One Eyed Jack?" Said a voice.
The heroes turned around and saw a living pile of trash.
"It's the Talkin' Trash Eater!" Jack cried.
"In all his dirtiness!" Ace said.
The villain gets closer to the heroes as they shake in fear. In the restaurant, Lincoln comes back with the sundae.
"I got the sundae! And it's a triple decker flavor!"
Lincoln then hears Ace and Jack's cries for help. He looks out the window and sees them stuck in pile of living garbage.
"OMGosh! It's Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack's arch nemesis, The Talkin Trash Eater! I can't believe it!"
Lincoln rushed outside.
"You cannot save them White haired kid of mystery!" The trash creature said. "They are trapped by my stinky pits of stickiness!"
"You don't understand! You're my favorite super villain. Would you mine testing out my deodorant spray?" Lincoln held up a can of deodorant spray. He knew this villain could be defeated by this.0
The villain backed away. "Oh no, you fool. Not the deodorant! No! Noooo!"
Lincoln sprays the trash heap causing it to explode. Trash is splattered everywhere.
"It's a good thing I brought this stuff with me." Lincoln said.
Ace and Jack walked over to him. Ace lifted him up.
"Aha! You saved us son!" Ace said cheerfully.
"Yeah! You're a hero!" Jack praised.
"I am?" Lincoln said.
"Are you up for another ride in the Invisible Convertible?" Ace suggested.
"Yeah, that sounds great!"
Now the heroes and Lincoln are taking the kid back home in the convertible. They are all singing this time.
"Oh jingle bells! Ace Savvy smells! One Eyed Jack laid an egg! The Trash Eater exploded and Ace and Jack and Lincoln got away! Hooray!"
"Look out." Jack said.