Chapter 31: Imitation Loud
believe it has been a whole year since I started the Sponge House parodies. So I wanted to publish a new chapter today. This is a parody of the Spongebob episode: Imitation Krabs. Another Lena centered fanfic. Enjoy.
At the Loud House, Lincoln is enjoying his day playing a video game. He is playing Super Mega Brawlers Turbo Fighters as his plumber character (who resembles Mario) and he is on a boss level fighting a dragon pyrodactyl villain. (who resembles Bowser)
"Yes! I'm doing it! I'm doing it!" Lincoln said proudly.
Outside, a surprise visitor was walking up to the house. It was that villainous Lena Shroud, disguised as a robot business lady.
"This disguise is perfect." She said to herself. "With this, I can steal my nemesis's greatest invention! Oh, one more thing." She added lipstick onto the mouth of the robot. She laughed evilly before knocking on the door.
Lincoln heard and was interrupted from his game.
"Aw man. Not now." He paused and went to answer the door.
"Hello. Are you Lincoln Loud?" The lady robot said.
"Yes, I am. Why?"
"Because you've just won one million dollars!" The women said holding up a huge one million dollar bill.
Lincoln gasps. "Wow! Really? This is too good to be true!"
"You just have to answer one question. We know your sister Lisa Loud is one of the greatest inventors in town."
"That is true." Lincoln stated.
"So the question is, what is Lisa's greatest invention?"
"You really wanna know?"
"Yes!"
Lincoln took a deep breath and talked rapidly fast. "Lisa's greatest invention is the sole property of her room and is only to be discussed in part or in whole with it's creator, Lisa Loud. Duplication of the invention is punishable by law. Restrictions apply, results may vary."
The robot's lips fall off. It shakes and the head flies off, revealing Lena. She is now angry. She leaps at Lincoln and grabs his shirt collar.
"That's it! You better cough up that secret invention or else!"
Lisa overheard this and comes to the front door. "Lena!"
"Lisa!"
"Lena!"
"Lisa!"
"Lincoln!" Lincoln butted in.
Lisa attached a jetpack to Lena's back. "Hey! What the-"
"Have a nice flight!" Lisa said smugly.
The jetpack activated itself and flew the black haired scientist out of the Loud residence and into the air. "Curse you Loud!"
The others siblings came down and saw what was going on outside.
"Was that Lena?" Lana asked.
"Yep." Lincoln said.
"Lena is a cunning diabolical critter." Lisa told her brother. "You gotta keep an eye on her guys. My greatest invention is at stake. If she got a hold of it, she could use it to jeopardize our future."
"Don't worry Lisa." Lincoln assured. "As long as you've a big family us, we won't let you down!"
"Uh Lincoln, could you let me down?" Lisa asked. It's revealed that Lincoln is holding up Lisa.
Later that day, Lynn was outside. One male and one female scientist were walking by their house.
"Oh, I just loved Lisa's cleanliness cleaner invention." The male scientist said.
"Well, now you can keep your kids sanitized for a whole week." The female scientist said.
"Yeah. But you know, I've always wondered what her greatest invention is."
"Code thirteen! Code thirteen!" Lynn overheard the conversation and tackled the scientist. She tried to rip his head off. "Your disguises can't fool me Lena!"
"Lynn! Cease!" Lisa yelled as she ran outside. "What in Einstein's name are you doing?"
"I'm trying to protect your invention from Lena." Lynn said.
"That's no reason to attack people." Lisa explained. "And this man is a local scientist. He is a colleague of mine."
Lynn got off him. "Oops. My bad."
The female scientist helped him up.
"I think I injured my gluteus maximus." He said.
"Just remember my important rule." Lisa said to the jock.
"Don't drink from your beakers?"
"No. My other important rule. Regarding my secret invention."
"Only discuss the invention with you."
"As long as you do that, the secret is safe." Lisa assured.
"Ok sis." Lynn said and left.
Nearby in a tree, Lena was spying on Lisa with binoculars. She had an idea. "That's it. I know how to get that invention now." She smiled sinisterly.
Later that day, Lori was doing washing the laundry. Lisa came in carrying a pile of sweaters.
"Eldest sibling, I need you to wash these."
"Aw come on." Lori complained. "I was literally almost done. And why are they so dirty?"
"Let's just say there were too many lab explosions."
Lisa handed them to Lori. "Now to get back to polishing my beakers."
After Lisa left, someone came out from under the stairs. It was Lena disguised as Lisa. It looked pretty convincing except her shoes were black. She went over to Lori who was texting.
"Excuse me Lori?" She said in Lisa's exact voice.
Lori sighed and continued texting. "What is it now Lisa?"
"That's right. I'm Lisa, your second youngest sibling."
Lori stared at her suspiciously. "Ok, what's up with you?"
"Uh, say why don't you let me finish up laundry duty." Lena said. "You've been working hard anyway."
"Oh. Ok. Whatever you say Lisa." Lori went upstairs feeling relieved. Lincoln came down.
"Hey Lisa." He greeted.
Oh sweet domination! This is it! Lena thought in her head.
"Just wanted to let you know there's no sign of Lena yet." Lincoln noticed something. "Say, are you doing laundry? I thought Lori was on laundry duty today."
"Well, she had something else to do." Lena said.
"Lincoln! Where are you?" Lisa's voice was heard.
Dang it! It's that blasted Lisa! She'll ruin everything! Lena thought.
"Look! An Ace Savvy figurine!" Lena pointed.
"What? Where?" He went to look for it and Lena had time to hid behind the washing machine. Lisa came down.
"Where is it?" Lincoln wondered looking for the figurine.
"Lincoln. There you are." Lisa said.
"Wait, where's the-"
"I found your underwear in the hallway. Now would you please cleanse it. It smells atrocious." Lisa hands him his underwear and leaves. Lincoln sniffs it.
"Phew. When was the last time I washed this?"
He went to the washing machine and saw Lena disguised as Lisa.
"Lisa, I thought you just left."
"Nevermind that. I need to talk to you." She grabs Lincoln's underwear and uses her clean o vision feature on her glasses to clean it. She gives it back to Lincoln.
"Wow. Did you install a new feature to your glasses?"
"Nevermind. I need you to tell me-"
"Lincoln!" Lisa's voice is heard again. Lena runs and hides. Lisa comes down. "Lincoln, I found another dirty underwear of yours in the hallway."
"Wait, didn't you want to ask me a question?" Lincoln asked.
"Yes, why do you keep leaving your clothes lying around?"
"I don't know." Lincoln puzzled. He was more puzzled of how Lisa came downstairs when she was right next to him in the basement. Was she playing tricks on him? Lena was behind the washing machine.
How am I supposed to get that invention with that pest popping in and out like that? I know. She pulled out a Rubik's cube. If there's one thing Lisa can't resist, it's solving a Rubik's cube. It's time to go stealth mode.
Lena was able to slither out of the basement and go upstairs without anyone noticing her. She found Lisa's room and threw the Rubix cube inside. She sneaked off. Lisa heard the cube.
"Oh. A Rubix cube." Lisa said. "One of the greatest inventions."
Before Lisa could grab, it somehow fly into the air and out of Lisa's room.
"Hey. Come back here." Lisa chased after it. She ran past Lily causing her to spin. Lily stopped and looked a little dazed. The Rubix cube flew outside and Lisa went after it as it flew into town. "Wait! I must solve you!"
Lena comes out and it's shown she's was using a remote to make the cube fly. It's a good thing I installed that airplane mode. Now that invention is mine! She smiles sinsterly. Lincoln was in the hallway vacuuming. Lena walked up to him.
"Oh. Hey Lis."
"Yep, it's me, Lisa. In the flesh. Standing right in front of you." Lena stated.
"Yeah, I can see that."
Lena pulled out a microphone. "I thought we'd discuss my secret invention."
"Isn't that a microphone?"
"Oh yes, it is. This is for my life science studies." She puts it away. "Alright. Let's hear about that invention."
"Wait. First we have to perform the secret handshake." Lincoln said.
"Oh right. Let's shake." Lena held out her hand.
"We don't shake with our hands remember."
"Ok, why don't you start?"
"We stand on one foot." Lincoln lifted one foot up. Lena did so too. "Balance a glass of chocolate milk on our heads and sing the National Royal Woods anthem."
They both hand chocolate milk on their heads and sang. "Oh Royal Woods. We pledge our hearts to you. As faithful as deep as true as blue, Royal Woods, we love you!"
"Invention time?" Lena asked.
"Not yet." Lincoln replied.
Six and a half hours later
Now Lena is doing all kinds of things with the other Loud siblings which she was not enjoying. She had to play tennis with Lynn, perform ballet with Lola, mud wrestle with Lana, feed Lily milk, pose as Leni's fashion mannequin, let Luna stage dive on her, listen to a poem from Lucy, paint Lori's nails, and perform a comedic gig with Luan. She was riding on a unicycle. She fell off and flew into a cake Luan set on the floor. Luan squirted whipped cream on her.
"I'd say you're a shortcake now!" Luan laughs.
Annoyed, Lena growls and wipes the cake and frosting off of her. The other siblings showed up in the living room.
"Ok, let's hear about that invention now." Lena said wearily.
"No can do Lisa." Lincoln said.
Lena was furious. "What?! But I did everything you guys said! They took like six and a half hours! I even had to pick up dog poop!"
She glared at Charles who smiles nervously.
"Now can't you tell me the invention?"
"But Lisa, it's literally your rule." Lori stated.
"Yeah, never discuss the invention." Lincoln said. He took out a medium sized gray box. "You keep it in this box."
Lena smiled. This is it. The greatest invention Lisa ever created. Lisa slowly grabbed for it but suddenly the Rubik cube flew in through the window. The real Lisa came in through the front door and everyone saw her. Lisa gasped. The kids all gasped as they realized there were two Lisas.
Lena grew nervous. Dang it. I forgot my Rubix cube also worked like a boomerang.
"Guys! How could you?" Lisa said surprised. "Giving my invention away to this imposter!"
"Don't listen to her guys! I would never lie to you!" Lena fibbed.
"Siblings, believe me! I'm the real Lisa Loud." Lisa said.
"Oh please. She's obviously a faker." Lena said.
"I'm the faker?! I don't wear black shoes! And I'm slightly taller!"
"You calling me short?"
"QUIET!" Lori yelled. "Until we know who the real Lisa is, nobody moves! Nobody gets hurt!"
Lori was holding some sort of gun as she and the others glared at the two four year olds.
"Hey! That's my freeze ray gun!" Lisa pointed out.
Lori aimed and fired at Lisa but Lisa jumped into Lena's arms.
"I'll literally do the talking around here!" Lori said sternly. "I'll ask you two a couple of questions. Questions only the real Lisa would know."
"Ok." Lisa said. "I've got this."
"First question: what invention did Lisa make last week?"
"The split em upper ray gun!" Lena blurted out.
"Right! That's one strike Ms. Fake!"
"But-" Lisa tried to say.
"I'm running this quiz show! No buts or I'll kick yours!" Lori said. "Ok, who took out the trash this week?"
"Lincoln!" Lisa quickly answered.
"On Friday." Lori added.
"Lana." Lena answered.
"Correct!" Lori glared at Lisa. "You're starting to look phoney right about now. I'd be nervous if I were you. Now only the real Lisa Loud can answer this. If we're discussing the secret invention on a weekend and it's stormy outside and it's a game night, what do we do?"
"That's an easy one." Lisa said. "Let's see, if it's a weekend and it's game night, we Uh, we….can you give me a hint?"
Lori aimed the freeze gun at her.
"No! Wait!"
Lori fired and froze Lisa.
"Take that you imposter!"
The siblings cheered.
"We knew it was you all along little sis." Lori said.
"Here's you go." Lincoln said handing her the box.
"Gee, Thanks!" Lena took the box. She smiled evilly. I've got it! It's all mine!
Then Leni noticed a hair clip in Lena's hair.
"Hey. Nice hair clip! Can I see that?" Leni pulled on it and ended up removing Lena's hair, which was a wig. Lena's black hair was seen. The kids gasped.
"Hey! Lisa died her real hair black!" Leni said.
"No! That's not Lisa! It's Lena!" Lana stated.
"It's butt kicking time!" Lynn said cracking her knuckles.
Uh oh." Lena said.
"Wait!" Lori used the freeze ray gun to freeze her instead.
"Freeze missy!" Luan jokes.
"I guess I should send her home now." Lori suggested.
"Ok, now we gotta unfreeze the real Lisa." Lincoln said.
Soon, the fire by the chimney had melted all the ice around Lisa. Lisa could move now.
"I'm free!" Lisa said.
"Hey Lis, we're sorry about this." Lincoln apologized. "We thought you were the faker."
"Yeah, we feel dumb for not recognizing our own sister." Lori said. "But you and Lena literally look like twins."
"It's true." Lisa said holding her box. "But at least my secret invention is safe."
Then Lisa notices a girl with white hair who looks like Leni.
"Imposter!"
"Lisa, it's me, Leni." Leni said. "Lena inspired me to dye my hair white."
"Oh Leni, I knew it was you."