I'm back with a new Sponge House parody! This one being a parody of Sandy, Spongebob and the worm
It was nighttime. But something big was let loose in town. A police officer was writing a ticket for the person who left their car in a no parking space. Then something appeared and the police officer looked wide eyed at the thing. It ate the car and left. The police officer picked up the "No Parking" sign and put it near another car. He then put a ticket on the car and walked away. At the Louds, Lana was getting a midnight snack. Then she heard a sound outside. She looked out the window and was shocked at what she saw. The front yard was a mess and most of Vanzilla was eaten, along with the tree in their front yard.
The next day, citizens of Royal Woods had gathered together at Gus Games n Grub to discuss what happened last night.
"I saw it!" Lana said. "It was big, it had lots of legs, and it ate almost everything!"
"That's horrible!" Chaz said and then ate a whole pizza on a plate.
"It was an Australian black widow spider!"
"Spider!" Leni yelled when she heard the word.
"It's true!" Lisa mentioned. "It escaped from the local science lab last night because of a project gone wrong! And I was involved in the incident!"
"I should've known you had something to do with this!" Lola said.
Everyone then started chattering.
"He ate my wheelbarrow!" One man said.
"He ate my children's homework!" One woman said. Her kids winked at the readers.
One guy's rear end was missing. "Do I need to say it?"
"How are we going to protect ourselves?" One guy said as people kept chatting.
"I've got it!" Flip said, getting everyone's attention. "Let's all buy a Flippy!"
Everyone booed and threw bottles at him.
"We should lock our doors!" One guy said.
"We should call my nephew!" An old lady said.
"We should dig a moat!" A guy in knights armor said.
"We should take Royal Woods and push it somewhere else!" Leni said.
Everyone went quiet and stared at Leni.
"That idea may just be crazy enough...to literally get us all killed!" Lori said.
Everyone started chattering again.
"We should send someone to go after it!" One man said.
"There ain't no one fool enough to take on an Australian black widow spider!" The manager said.
A loud screeching sound is heard, causing everyone to cringe. A fisherman is scratching the door window with his hook before he looks at the crowd. They stare at him.
"You got a bathroom in here?" The fishermen asked.
"In the back." The manager said.
"Thanks." The fisherman ran to the back.
"I'll catch your spider for ya." Someone at a table said. The person lifted up their cowboy hat and it was revealed to be Luna. "That is if you're willing to pay."
"No!" Flip yelled. "You'll never get a cent out of me! Never! I'd rather have that spider come in here and eat you all alive!"
He started foaming at the mouth. Everyone stared at him as if he'd gone crazy. He calmed down. "Uh...sorry."
Luna laughed. "Dude, I don't want your money. I was just playing up the drama of the moment as all."
Flip laughed nervously and then sobbed.
"Nope! I'm gonna take that ugly thing down for nothing cause this is personal! That spider took my drumsticks! He must've got them when my back was turned. The coward."
The people were surprised to hear this.
"I'm gonna get back what's mine!" Luna declared. The crowd cheered, including her family, except for Lana who got worried.
"What? Luna, you don't know what you're up against! We're talking about an Australian black widow spider!"
"Well, I don't know anything about Australia," Luna said. "But I have taken on a mechanical bull ride with Sam." She showed a picture of her and Sam riding a mechanical bull on her phone. "Plus I'm armed with a guitar ax."
"But this is a lot different." Lana said.
"Lana, I'm sure this spider may be a bit of a challenge but I think Luna is tough enough to handle it." Lynn Sr. said.
"Thanks Dad." Luna said. "Now I'm off to kick some spider butt!"
Luna ran off and Lana followed her.
"But Luna, you don't know!"
The crowd cheered and encouraged Luna.
"Go get em Luna! We have the utmost confidence in you!" The manager said, then he turned to Leni. "Now what was that idea of yours?"
We cut to the citizens outside of their town.
"Push!" Leni ordered.
The citizens tried pushing the town.
Luna is somewhere on the outskirts of town. Lana goes after her.
"Wait! Luna!"
"Hey little sis, you coming to watch?"
Lana caught up. "Luna, don't go!"
"Why not?"
"Luna, I saw it! It's big, scary, and dangerous!"
"So is Lola's anger but I can take that."
"You'll get massacred!"
"Lana, you're a little girl and I'm a big girl. What you think is big and what I think is big are totally two different bigs. Besides, he's got my drumsticks. I can't take that lying down."
"Well, what if the spider doesn't have your drumsticks?"
"If that spider ain't got my drumsticks, who does?"
"Um..I do."
"You do? Where?"
"Uh...in my back pocket."
"Well, why didn't you say so? Give it here. Come on."
Lana nervously took out the "drumsticks" from her back pocket. But they were revealed to be bones.
"Dude, those are dog bones."
"No they're not. They're your drumsticks."
"Lana!"
"How can you tell? Bones and drumsticks are kinda the same! Oh, don't go! Don't go! Don't go!"
Lana clings onto Luna. Luna pushes her off. "Lana, what is wrong with you? I'm going to give that eight legged punk what for and there's nothing you can say to stop me."
"Oh yeah?" Lana got up. "What if I said-" Lana says some gibberish.
"Well, I gotta admit that slowed me down but I'm still going for it!"
Luna kept walking. Lana appeared in front of her.
"You know, drumsticks are so overrated. Let's just forget about it and go home."
Luna ignored her.
"Wanna hear a song?" Lana had a CD album but Luna ignored her again. "From Mick Swagger?"
Then Lana appeared again, this time dressed as their dad. "Luna Loud, this is your father speaking, and I forbid you to go after this spider. You better come back here young lady."
"You ain't Dad." Luna said.
Lana appeared in front of Luna again, this time wearing boxing gloves.
"Luna, if you're gonna get to that spider, you'll have to get past me first!"
Luna just shoved her aside and continued walking. Lana then held onto Luna's legs.
"Luna, no!" She cried. "I can't let you! I'm not gonna let you gonna let you get killed! If he finds you, he'll eat you for sure!"
"Ain't no way some dumb old spider is gonna make a meal out of me!" Luna said. "I'm a tough rockin gal!"
Lana still held onto her and cried. "No! Not tough enough! Not tough enough!"
"Lana, quit your worrying." Luna picked her up. "I can take care of myself. After all, who was the one who stage dived on Lynn and pinned her down?"
"You were." Lana answered.
"And who took down those bullies with a guitar?"
"You did."
"And remember when those wild animals got loose from the zoo, who calmed them down with the power of music?"
"You did."
"Right. So I can handle your little spider too cause I am the best there is. There ain't nothing too big or too ornery for me to handle."
"Ok."
"Say it!"
"There isn't anything-"
"Ain't nothin!"
"Ain't nothin too big or too ornery for you to handle. But-"
"No!" Luna interrupted. Lana kept trying to talk with Luna as they went to search for the spider but Luna didn't want to hear what she had to say.
Luna found something on the ground. "Spider sign."
The two siblings saw a "cave" in front of them.
"He's in that cave." Luna said.
"Luna, are you sure th-"
"Course I am. I'm going in and I'm not coming out until I get a big heaping plate of spider stew."
Lana saw something and hid behind a rock, terrified.
"Aha! There you are you drumstick stealer!" Luna was battling with something inside. "I'm winning Lana!"
"Luna, that's not-"
Luna continued to fight.
"This shouldn't take long!"
"Luna, that's not-"
Luna fought some more.
"Almost done!"
"Luna!"
Luna finished up with her fight against the creature. She then came out with a "worm" she was on. "I got him Lana!" Luna managed to tie it in a knot.
"Luna," Lana said frightened.
"Wow, this dude sure put up a fight but as you can see, I was tough enough to handle him because I can handle anything big. I even got my drumsticks back." She showed her drumsticks. "And by the way, this is a worm, not a spider."
"I know it's not a spider." Lana said.
"Then where is this spider?"
"That's what I was trying to tell you. You were in the spider and that's his tongue."
We zoom out to see the "cave" is actually the spider. Luna was surprised as she was not expecting the spider to be that big.
"Oooooh." She said surprised. "This is the tongue and the whole thing is the...spider...RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
She and Lana ran away as quickly as they could. The spider roared and chased after them.
"So what's the plan Luna?" Lana asked.
"Run faster dude!" Luna replied.
"I could've thought of that." Lana then realized something. "Hey, wait a minute! This means I was right, wasn't I?"
"Later!"
"He is too big for you, isn't he?"
"Not now Lana!"
"I wanna hear you say it!
"Can we talk about this another time?"
"Say it!"
"Lana!"
"Say it or I'll trip you!"
"No! Get away!"
"Say it!"
"Not now!"
"Say it!"
"Ok! You were right and I was wrong! I was wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong! Are you happy now?"
"I knew it." Lana said smugly.
The two sisters screamed and kept running for their lives. They ran the guy who had covered his rear end with tape, but then the spider passed by and the tape was gone.
"Uh Luna, what do we do now?" Lana asked.
"I don't know!"
"Guys, over here!" The two sisters looked and saw their younger sister Lisa, hiding behind a tree.
"Lisa?" Luna said. They ran up to her. "What are you doing here?"
"I just invented a shrink ray to reduce the spider." Lisa explained.
"That's great!" Lana said.
"Well, use it dude!" Luna said.
The spider got closer to the kids and the young scientist used the ray to shrink it back to its original size. Then Lisa trapped it in a jar.
"You did it Lis!" Luna said. "You saved the town!"
"I guess that makes me the real hero." Lisa said.
"Let's go tell everyone!" Lana suggested. The three siblings headed back to the city.
"By the way, we tried to push the town but it was physically impossible." Lisa said.
At the Loud House, the family was impressed by Lisa's heroic deed.
"Well Lisa, we're so proud of you!" Rita said. "And I'm glad you guys are ok."
"Yeah, and Lana was right." Luna said. "I couldn't handle the spider, but I appreciate you looking out for me dude."
"Well, it was fascinating to see such a huge spider." Lana admitted. "But Lisa, can you try not to create any more giant animals?"
"Precisely." Lisa said. "But the spider is still in its jar."
She showed the jar. Leni immediately freaked out when she saw the eight legged creature. "The spider!"
She ran out of the house screaming.