A/N: This one took a while, but here we are! Enjoy!

"Would you rather have a mullet, or be bald for the rest of your life?"

Laughing at the out of the blue question as her husband slid into the pool with a fresh beer in his hand, JJ leaned back against the edge, holding her champagne glass up above the surface of the rippling water. It was their last full day of their honeymoon, and they had elected to spend it lazing around their private pool after a week filled with every kind of water activity known to man. The resort staff were incredibly attentive, keeping them well occupied with a routine supply of drinks and nibbles as the day wore on. "Could you picture me with a mullet?"

Will chuckled, wiggling his eyebrows. "Sexy. Very… Billy Ray Cyrus-esque"

Giggling, JJ grimaced. "Hmm… no thanks. But in answer to your question," she mused, "I'd rather be bald. I think I could pull it off. And it would grow back. But a mullet… I'd never live that down"

"Smart choice," Will said with a grin. "I don't think you could pull off a mullet either"

"Yeah, well neither could you," JJ shot back with a smirk. "Alright, your turn. Would you rather be attacked by a grizzly bear or a swarm of bees?"

Will laughed. "Bees. For sure. It'd hurt like hell and I'd look like a sight for sore eyes for a few days, but at least I'd survive"

"Would you though?" JJ said with a teasing look in her eyes.

"Are you sayin' I can't even fight a swarm of bees?"

"You said it, not me"

With a grin, Will suddenly lunged forward, making JJ squeal with laughter as she tried to get away from him, upending her champagne into the pool as she did. He grabbed her around the middle, pulling her back against him as she laughed and tried to fight him off.

"Will!" she shrieked, tipping her head back against his shoulder.

"I'm tough! Say it!" he exclaimed, his strong fingers digging into her sides to tickle her as they splashed through the water. "Tougher than bees!"

JJ laughed, practically folding in half as she tried to dodge his tickling. "You… you're tough!"

"Say it!"

"Tougher than bees!" JJ shrieked, collapsing to the side of the pool as Will let go of her. Still giggling, she turned to face him, brandishing her empty glass at him as she pushed her hair out of her eyes. "You made me spill my champagne"

Will chuckled, taking the glass from her hand. "I'll refill it for you, m'lady"

Sliding back onto the bench seat at the edge of the pool, she watched appreciatively as he crossed to the other side and reached over for the open bottle of champagne, the muscles in his back rippling with every movement. He swiftly refilled the glass, before gliding back across the pool and pressing it into JJ's hand, kissing her lips quickly as he did.

"You're gettin' freckles," he said with a smile as he pulled back. "You look so cute with freckles"

JJ let out an exaggerated sigh, flipping her hair dramatically over her shoulder and fluttering her eyelashes at her husband. "I try my hardest"

Will chuckled, reaching out to grab his beer which was sitting at the edge of the pool where he'd left it before grabbing JJ.

"Hey Will"

"Yeah?"

"If you had to have sex with a guy, any guy, straight or gay, dead or alive, who would it be?"

"Jason Momoa"

JJ burst out laughing, nearly upending her glass into the pool again. "Oh my god, really?"

Will stared at her incredulously. "JJ, have you seen him? I'm as straight as they come but I'd let that man rail me however he wanted"

Reaching up, JJ set her glass down on the deck, still laughing as she turned back to face him. "He is pretty hot. You know though, he'd be even hotter if he got all oiled up like that athlete from Tonga"

Will laughed. "Oiled up Jason Momoa. Love it"

"We could oil you up and see if it's worth the hype," JJ said with a shrug, only making Will laugh again. "Although I would not enjoy the mess all over the sheets afterwards"

"What about you? If you had to sleep with a woman, who would it be?"

"Zendaya"

Will tipped his head back, closing his eyes and smiling. "Yep. That's hot"

"Stop thinking about it, you're going to get a boner"

Will laughed, snapping his eyes open to see JJ smirking at him from the opposite side of the pool. "And? That's a problem how?"

"Because you'll want me to get rid of it for you," JJ laughed.

"I am perfectly capable of sortin' out my boners myself," Will said with a smirk.

"What are you going to do, jerk off in the pool?" JJ shot back. Will suddenly dove forward, grabbing her by the waist as she let out a scream of laughter.

"That can be arranged if you want me to," he said teasingly in her ear, before pressing a kiss to her cheek and moving back to where he had been perched on the seat at the edge of the pool. JJ giggled, swirling her hands through the water as she sashayed towards him.

"The first time you jerked off, did you think about me?" she said with a drunken giggle, wading across the pool to lean forward and press her hands against the tops of Will's thighs. He chuckled, taking a sip of his beer and clumsily setting the bottle down on the edge of the pool.

"Might've," he said, grinning at his wife.

"Oh yeah? What did you picture?" JJ said with a smirk.

Will chuckled, leaning back against the edge of the pool and stretching his arms out along the rim. "Well… considerin' I was probably thirteen or fourteen the first time I masturbated… I think I just pictured you in a bikini. My adolescent brain didn't have a big enough imagination to come up with anythin' else… until a few years later, when I started understandin' sex and everythin' else"

JJ smirked, squinting at him through her lashes. "Must've been a good bikini"

Laughing, Will nodded. "It was. But what about you? What did you think about the first time you masturbated?"

JJ screwed up her face in thought. "God, I… I honestly don't know. Probably… how weird it was. How nothing was happening. You guys have it easy. You just go back and forth until you cum, but for girls, it's… like trying to find the sweet spot on a broken headphone cable so that your music comes out of both sides"

Will laughed, watching as she pushed herself away and floated lazily on her back, her body half suspended in the water. "Well, lucky for you, I've never had that problem with your body"

"I know," JJ said simply, tipping her head back towards the sky, her hands treading water either side of her body. "You've never failed to make me cum"

"One of my many talents," Will chuckled. "Isn't all this talk makin' you horny though?"

"Nope," JJ replied. "I'm too tipsy"

Laughing, Will pushed away from the bench he was sitting on, floating across to where JJ was floating and easily grabbing her around the middle. She shrieked, laughing as he wrapped his arms around her and spun her around in the middle of the pool.

"Ok," he said as they swayed through the water. "Another question… what do you think is the best thing about you?"

There was a silence between the two, broken by only the gentle lapping of the water at the edge of the pool. Will watched as JJ's expression changed from one of amusement to deep thought, followed by a face of uncertainty.

"I… I don't know"

"Come on, you're sellin' yourself short there," Will prodded gently. "What's somethin' about yourself that makes you proud?"

Looping her arms around Will's shoulders, JJ shrugged, biting her lip as she racked her brain again. "I guess… I'm… determined? I work really hard towards what I want"

Will chuckled, pressing a kiss to the tip of her nose. "You sure do"

"What about you? What are you proud of about yourself?"

"Hmm… workin' hard to become a cop. I mean… the physical aspect wasn't too difficult, especially not compared to the shit you have to do, but the academic side of it… I wasn't great at school. I mean, I did well enough to get into college, but I wasn't smart like you-"

"Babe-" JJ started to say, only to be cut off by Will shaking his head.

"I'm not sayin' I'm a dumbass, I don't have rocks in my head, but you're a lot smarter than I am when it comes to academics, like, super smart JJ and I don't think you really give yourself enough credit for that. And so when I went to college and when I went through the police academy, I had to work extra hard to make sure I was goin' to get where I wanted to go. And I did. And I'm really proud that I did"

JJ broke into a smile, leaning forward and pressing a quick kiss to his lips. "I'm proud of you too babe. You knew what you wanted and worked like hell for it"

"Here's one for you… why do you think we've worked out so well?"

"Because we trust each other," JJ said softly without hesitation. "I mean… there's a thousand other reasons why we've worked out, you know, we love each other and care about each other and we have a lot of fun together, but at the real core of our relationship, I… I think it just comes down to the fact that we're two best friends who trust each other more than anyone else in the world"

There was a pause as Will stared back at her, his expression soft as his lips quirked into a gentle smile. "I do. Even after everythin' we went through last year… I don't think there was ever a moment that I didn't trust you with my life"

"Hmm, I think you might be reaching a little there," JJ chuckled. "I was an idiot… but we came through it because the foundation was there. And that trust was rebuilt. And now it's stronger than ever"

"Without a doubt," Will said softly, leaning in and pressing a quick kiss to her lips.

Smiling, JJ leaned forward, bringing her lips to the rim of his ear. "We could turn up the heat a little bit if you like"

"Oh yeah? How so?"

A soft laugh escaped JJ's lips. "What's your favourite bedroom experience with me?"

She swore she could feel Will's body harden immediately as his mind began to race through all the memories they had created over the years. His smile widened ever so slightly, his eyes twinkling as he leaned in and gently nipped the bottom of JJ's ear.

"Remember the first time I made you squirt?"

JJ closed her eyes, managing to breathe an agreement as a thrill of excitement raced through her belly.

"I still think about that. How incredible it felt for both of us. How confident you'd become and how sexy that confidence looked on you. And I know we've been together a long time and had many memorable experiences… but darlin'… that one will always be a night to remember"

"How could I ever forget it?" JJ breathed. "It was incredible. And you've only gotten better at it since then"

"Would you say it's your favourite thing that I do to you?"

"God, everything you do to me is my favourite," JJ said with a soft moan behind her words. "But the one that comes out on top every time? Is most definitely when you go down on me," she said. "I just… I can't even describe it. It feels amazing. And knowing that you're the only person who's ever done that to me, and the only one who ever will… it's really sexy, and so… intimate"

"It is one of my personal favourites as well," Will replied in a husky voice, clutching her tighter as they drifted around the pool. "Seein' how wet it makes you… feelin' your entire body shakin' when I make you cum… just beautiful"

Trying to push her mind away from the stirring ache in between her legs, JJ took a long breath, her nose nuzzling in against the outline of Will's jaw. "What colour underwear do you prefer to see me in?"

"Red," Will said immediately, making JJ giggle. "There's this red lace thong you wear sometimes and ugh, Jayje, I can't begin to explain how sexy it is. But I'm also equally as turned on when you wear a simple black sports bra and boy shorts, you just… have the most amazin' body, there's no colour that would look bad on you. But the red thong is by far my favourite"

"I'll remember that next time I shop at Victoria's Secret," JJ teased, dragging her fingernails along the nape of his neck with the softest touch possible. Will chuckled, leaning in and bringing his lips to the rim of JJ's ear. His breath tickled her skin, the flyaway strands of her hair rustling in the breeze and brushing against his nose.

"What's your favourite thing to do to me?" he breathed, his voice barely above a whisper as it reached her ear.

"I like giving you a handjob," JJ said in a low voice, the gravelly tone doing something to stir Will's insides to life. "I like seeing the effect I have on you… watching you cum… it's incredibly hot"

"Mm, I have noticed that spark in your eyes whenever you get to watch," Will teased, his voice low and gravelly as he tightened his grip around her. "Definitely not the sweet little innocent I'm sure your fans see you as"

Fully aware of his growing erection pressing in between her legs, JJ couldn't hold back any longer. Closing the gap between them, she captured his lips in a fiery kiss, to which he responded eagerly. A combination of alcohol and pure lust fuelled their intensity, with the heat in the pool very quickly rising as they made out furiously, unable to get enough of each other in that very moment.

It was a drunken scrabble at best, with Will spinning JJ around until her stomach was pressed up against the edge of the pool, her eyes cast out to the endless ocean before them. One of Will's arms was wrapped tightly around her torso, the other one fumbling with the tie of his board shorts. She leaned back into him, lifting one arm up and wrapping it loosely around until she could tousle her fingers through his wet hair. As she did, she felt his hand pushing her bikini bottoms aside, his fingers diving between her legs to spread her just far enough apart that he could push into her. They both groaned as their bodies met, JJ instinctively dragging the hand on her torso up to cup her breast. Will needed no verbal instruction, taking the movement as an opportunity. He cupped and squeezed her, his fingers running over her nipple and eliciting a moan of pleasure as he simultaneously rocked his hips up against her.

"We could do this every day for the rest of our lives and it'll never get old," he growled in her ear, noticing when her breath hitched as he spoke. "Your body will never not be the most incredible thing I've felt. Gettin' to touch you… love you… pleasure you… is just… unreal"

She arched her back, tightening the arm she had thrown behind her to grab the back of Will's head. Tipping her head back against his shoulder, she let her mouth fall open in a silent moan as he continued to thrust into her, the water around them very different from the slickness between her legs.

"I… uh… babe, I'm… I'm so close," she gasped, dropping her free hand between her legs as her body folded forwards against the edge of the pool, nothing beyond but a rapidly fading sky and twinkling blue ocean. She felt Will move behind her, adjusting his angle ever so slightly, and then he was up against her G-spot, sending new and powerful shockwaves racing through her body as a cry of pleasure left her mouth.

"Ohhhh god!" she gasped, the fingers of her right hand furiously circling her clit. "Yes… yes!"

And then she fell, her body tensing dramatically as the orgasm rocked through her like a wave. Will kept a tight grip on her as she collapsed forwards, her body supported by the wall of the pool as the glorious contractions rocked through her pelvic area. Even though they were submerged in the water, she could tell she had squirted simply by how euphoric the release had felt.

Behind her, Will let out a groan, snapping his hips tightly up against her as he emptied himself inside her. And then there was silence… stillness, broken only by gentle waves and the sea breeze.

Then JJ laughed. "I think I was lying when I said the alcohol was stopping me from feeling horny"

Will chuckled, easily lifting her up and turning her to face him. "Gee, you think?"

Giggling, JJ leaned in and pressed a kiss to his lips. "Guess it had the opposite effect"

"Mornin'"

Groaning, JJ cracked her eyes open to find Will standing over her at the edge of the bed.

"What time is it?" she said hoarsely, swallowing hard as a wave of nausea rolled up with her words. God… the last thing she remembered was going for more champagne after having sex in the pool. Had she had the entire bottle?

"Nearly eleven," Will chuckled. "How's the head?"

"Shit," JJ mumbled, burying her face in her pillow. "How much did I have to drink?"

"More than me, that's for sure," Will said with a grin. "You fed the fishes"

"What?" JJ asked, turning her head up slightly so she could see his face.

"You barfed over the edge of the pool, straight into the ocean," Will laughed. "Twice. I remembered you doin' it, that was about when I decided it was time for us to go to bed, but this mornin' I found a picture on my phone of you leaning right over the edge of the pool, hangin' on for dear life"

"Oh no," JJ moaned as he came to sit at the edge of the bed, still laughing. "No wonder I feel so shit. If you post that picture anywhere, I'm going to kill you"

"I know," Will chuckled. "I won't, don't worry. I've ordered you a nice greasy brunch, so hopefully that will help"

"A bullet would be better"

"Yeah, sadly I don't have one handy," Will said with a grin. "We've got about eight hours to get you functional again, because you're gonna hate your life if you're still hungover when we get on this flight tonight"

JJ groaned, draping an arm over her eyes. "That makes me want to vomit just thinking about it. How are you not feeling like this too?"

"Oh, I was not fresh when I woke up, I promise. I threw up in the shower-"

JJ laughed, immediately groaning as her stomach rolled from the effort.

"-but then I got in the pool and had a beer and a croissant and honestly, I feel better"

"That's so gross," JJ mumbled from where she had her face half buried in the pillow. "I never want to drink again"

Will laughed, clambering onto the bed and crawling over the top of her as she tugged the blankets up over her face. Gently prising them back down, he smiled down at her before leaning down and pressing a kiss to her forehead. "You'll be fine darlin'. We'll get some water and food in you and you'll be right as rain"