Hey, guys. Welcome to the new chapter of Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja Season 1. I hope that you guys will enjoy the new chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs, and the OCs Legion DuBois and the SamuraiNomicon belong entirely to 9655.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
"It's 4 PM and I'm still at school! It's all good I ain't P-Slim's fool~!" Joseph and Rachel sang in unison as it was a normal day in the city of Norrisville, and we cue over to the Norrisville Highschool as we zoomed inside the Janitor's Closet and we see Joseph playing a keytar while Rachel played the drums as a smiling Heidi can be seen recording them on her phone while Debbie, Legion, and Theresa sat on the ground as they were bopping to their music. "I can't remember when I was ever bored-er! Cause I have a terminal case of detention deficit disorder! I got that detention deficit disorder I got it bad! We are 30 Seconds to Math~!" Joseph and Rachel sang while finishing their song as their friends cheered loudly.
"Nice one, guys. This will definitely give me a lot of hits for my blog." Heidi complimented after shutting off her phone.
"Thanks. We can't wait to win the Battle of the Bands, and hopefully, we can win this year and not you, Heidi." Rachel says with a small pout as Heidi grins smugly.
"What can I say, I have the voice of an angel."
"Damn right." Legion complimented her while giving Heidi a half-hug as they were competing together this year as Joseph and Rachel were competing with each other this year as Debbie and Theresa had joined together for the Battle of the Bands.
"Well, you are not going to win this year, Heidi, because tonight 30 Seconds to Math joins Norrisville's rock elite, permanently marked on the Stall of Fame," Joseph says with starry eyes as Debbie rolls her eyes playfully.
"Well, we're not going to give you easy competition, so Theresa and I are going to practice."
"Ooh, I should go too and post this recording for my blog," Heidi says while she, Debbie, and Theresa make their way out of the Janitor's Closet as Joseph then turns to Rachel.
"Anyway, let's take it from the top."
"Actually, Joseph, I wanted to take a moment to talk about your U.N.N.S. Problem," Rachel says with a rather serious look on her face as Legion turns to her confusedly.
"UNNS? What's that?
"Unnecessary Ninja No Show or U.N.N.S. for short," Rachel says with a stern glare as she crosses her arms. "Look, Joey, I don't mind if you miss events or ditch me because you have to do your Ninja Duties and whatnot. The city always comes first, but lately, you have been Ninja-O'Clocking a lot because you keep thinking there are threats, but it ended up being nothing, so you completely ditched me for no good reason." An annoyed Rachel says as Joseph gives her a surprised look.
"What? I don't do that." Joseph protests as Rachel crosses her arms and raises an eyebrow at him incredulously.
~[Flashback #1]~
"Catch me, Joey!" Rachel says with a giggle as it is a normal day in Norrisville as we cue over to the Norrisville Highschool Gym, and we see everyone doing a Trust Fall Exercise as Legion catches Debbie while Heidi catches Bucky, Theresa catches Julian, but when it is Rachel's turn to cross her arms and fall backwards, she ended up crashing down into the ground with a pained yelp as Joseph had suddenly disappeared from sight.
"Smokebomb!" Joseph's voice rang out as a puff of blue smoke emerged in Norrisville Highschool's Gym, and once the smoke faded away, the Ninja teleported onto the scene. "Everyone! Get out of the school! I heard that there was a report of a bomb!"
"Oh, no, sorry, Ninja, that was me. You see, I told everyone that this exercise is going to be the bomb, not that there was going to be an actual bomb on the school premises." Coach Green corrected as Ninja blinked slowly and blushed in embarrassment.
"Oh, whoops."
"Ugh, U.N.N.S..." Rachel says with a pout as she lies down on the ground.
~[Flashback #2]~
"Ah, isn't this great, Joey~," Rachel says with a seductive tone while rowing on a canoe across a lake with Joseph as she sighs lovingly. "Just us rowing on a boat in the middle of an empty lake with no sign of anyone anywhere, which means that we can do whatever we..." Rachel says while batting her eyelashes cutely and turning her head as she is surprised to see that her friend is gone.
"Smokebomb!" Joseph's voice rang out as a puff of blue smoke emerged in Norrisville Forest, and once the smoke faded away, the Ninja teleported onto the scene. "Rachel, be careful! You are going to be attacked by a McFist Robot!" A serious Ninja says while reaching into his suit to pull out his Ninja Swords as he gets into a fighting stance and stares over at a bush that rustles a bit...before a cute-looking bunny pops out as he lands on the ground and smiles innocently. "...Oh...whoops, nevermind. It was just a false alarm...wait...is that a waterfall?" A worried Ninja says while pointing ahead as an irritated Rachel turns her head, and her face paled in shock and horror at the sight of a waterfall placed in front of her.
"OH, GODDAMN IT! STUPID U.N.N.S.!" Rachel screamed panickedly while falling down the waterfall as the Ninja quickly activated his Art of Flight to fly over and catch his best friend from certain death.
~[Flashback #3]~
"Whoo-hoo! Yeah!" Rachel cheered while she and Joseph swung from a trapeze as the grayish-dark/brown spiky-haired teenage girl then swung over to hold out her hands, expecting Joseph to catch her...only for him to randomly disappear from sight as she yelped in shock and fear.
"Smokebomb!" Joseph's voice rang out as a puff of blue smoke emerged in Norrisville Circus, and once the smoke faded away, the Ninja teleported onto the scene. "I heard a growl! Is it a Stanked Monster?! A Robot?! A Dragon?!"
"Oh, no, Ninja, it's my Lion." A Circus Performer says while pointing over at his docile and snoring Lion sleeping in a cage as the Ninja blinked slowly and then facepalmed with a loud groan before hearing a loud and panicking shriek above them as everyone glanced up to see a wide-eyed and fearful Rachel falling down through the air.
"Ninja Inflation Ball!" Ninja exclaimed while reaching into his suit to pull out his Ninja Ball as he tossed his Ninja Inflation Ball over to crash down onto the ground, and it inflated to be 30 feet tall as a screaming Rachel crashed down into it safely due to it felt like a huge bouncy mattress and the grayish-dark/brown spiky-haired teenage girl huffed a bit as she got a flat glare on her face.
"U.N.N.S."
~[Flashbacks Over]~
"...Okay, you know I may have U.N.N.S. a lot, but tonight's the Battle of the Bands. No way will I U.N.N.S." Joseph stated firmly as Rachel narrowed her eyes at him suspiciously...but then smiled as she nodded.
"Good, now if you'll excuse me, I have to hit the Girls' Bathroom. BRB." Rachel says sweetly while turning around to make her way out of the Janitor's Closet as she opens the door and walks out as Joseph is about to talk with Legion until the boys spot a bunch of Robo Apes through the window as they walk by and carried around a bunch of crates.
"Robo Apes? Why are they here? We have to find out what is going on." A suspicious Joseph says as Legion frowns and turns to him.
"But, Joseph, what if this is a U.N.N.S. Situation?"
"It won't be, trust me. I mean, why would a bunch of Robo Apes be randomly around Norrisville Highschool?" Joseph asked as Legion opened his mouth to protest...but then paused a bit as he hummed thoughtfully.
"You know what? That is mad suspicious...alright, we will check it out." Legion says as Joseph perks up and nods.
"It's Ninja-O'Clock!" Joseph exclaimed heroically while reaching into his hoodie to pull out his Ninja Mask and lifting up his arms as the black-haired teenage boy proceeded to put on his mask and immediately felt the surge of magical power flowing through his veins, and his eyes now glowed blue as various amounts of large black/blue ribbons magically emerged out of the Ninja Mask and started whirling around his muscularly slim teenage build rapidly like a mini-tornado with a bunch of large/small Ninja Symbols appearing in the air at a rapid pace and swiftly whipped his long hair to have it be tied up into a low-hanging ponytail as it was now colored blue and flow majestically against the wind as, once the transformation sequence was done, we see that Joseph had now transformed into his Ninja Form.
"..." Legion remained silent as he lifted up his free arm and then placed his Samurai Gauntlet onto his arm and immediately felt the surge of magical power flowing through his veins, and the dark purple-haired man spread out his arms as various amounts of silver metal armor magically emerged out of the Samurai Gauntlet and whirled around Legion's body with a bunch of large/small Samurai Symbols appearing at a rapid pace as, once the transformation sequence was done, we see that Legion had now transformed into his Samurai Form.
"Smokebomb!" Joseph's voice rang out as a puff of blue smoke emerged in the Norrisville Highschool's Parking Lot, and once the smoke faded away, the Ninja and the Samurai teleported on top of a truck as all of the Robo Apes glanced up at them confusedly while taking out a bunch of boxes from out of the truck. "We have no idea what you Robo-Apes are up to, but we're not gonna let you get away with it." A serious Ninja says as he then reaches into his suit to pull out his Ninja Weapons. "Ninja Dual Swords Slice!" Ninja screamed while leaping off from the truck as he held out his Ninja Swords and swung them down to slice apart two Robo Apes at once as the Samurai reached into his armor to pull out his Samurai Chainsaw and jumped off the truck to slice off the arms of a couple of Robo Apes as the Norrisville Heroes spotted a bunch of panicking Robo Apes turning around to run away.
"Ninja and Samurai Kamas and Spears!" Ninja shouted while he and Samurai reached into their suit and armor to pull out their Ninja and Samurai Weapons as Joseph then tossed his Ninja Kamas over to cut through the heads of several Robo Apes to destroy them, and Legion tossed his Samurai Spears over to stab through two rows of Robo Apes, destroying them as well as the boys then reached into their suit and armor to pull out their Ninja and Samurai Weapons. "Ninja and Samurai Scarf Stopper and Bolas Toss!" Ninja yelled while reaching up to grab his Ninja Blue Scarves and tossed them over to wrap around the body of one of the remaining Robo Apes as he then pulled him over to land in front of him, and the Samurai tossed his Samurai Bolas over to wrap around the legs of the final serving Robo Ape, causing him to crash down into the ground as a glaring Legion then walked over to reach into his armor to pull out his Samurai Weapon and aimed it at him while Joseph gripped his Ninja Blue Scavres tightly with an angry glare on his face.
"Okay, tell us what McFist's got cookin'."
"I don't know the whole menu. I only handle appetizers."
"Is that some kind of joke, Robo-Ape?" A bewildered Samurai asked the Robo Apes that he had at sword point as the Robo Ape that was wrapped around by the Ninja's scarves shook his head.
"No, Ninja and Samurai, we're caterers," Robo Appe says while gesturing over at the truck as it had a huge symbol for the McFist Finger Food Company. "We're catering the battle of the Bands."
"McFist Finger Foods, a division of McFist Industries?" A suspicious Ninja read as he then rolled his eyes and scoffed. "Oh, yeah, sure, if you guys are caterers, then how do you explain this?! Ninja Boom Balls!" Ninja says while reaching into his suit to pull out a stack of Ninja Balls as he then tosses his Ninja Boom Balls over to collide against a nearby crate, causing a big explosion that blew up the crate into a billion pieces as he and the Samurai were surprised to see a bunch of blown up pieces of sausages flying through the air as they all crashed down into the ground. "Cocktail weenies?"
"Oh, shit, we just pulled a U.N.A.S.N.S." A wincing Samurai says as Joseph eyes him confusedly. "Unnecessary Ninja And Samurai No Show or U.N.A.S.N.S for short,"
"Ah, gotcha...anyway...Smokebomb!" Ninja exclaimed after reaching into his suit to pull out a Smokebomb as he then threw it down onto the ground, causing a big burst of blue smoke to occur as the Ninja and the Samurai teleported away.
~{Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja Season 1-Theme Song}~
Joseph:
For eight hundred years, the city of Norrisville has been protected by a Ninja.
The city of Norrisville was in chaos as monsters, thugs, and supervillains were rampaging across the city, destroying everything in sight as the villains smiled sinisterly at a crowd of scared civilians as the people of Norrisville cowered before the villains but then beamed as they stared up at the sky with hopeful/relieved looks on their faces. Dumbfounded by their sudden hopefulness, the villains looked and gasped in fear as they saw the Ninja standing on top of the Norrisville Highschool with an angry look on his face.
The villains trembled fearfully against his gaze as the Ninja brought out his swords and twirled them around before pointing them in the villain's direction as he glared at them determinedly. The bad guys tried to flee, but no one could escape from the Ninja's wrath as he leaped off from the building and flew toward the scared villains and he let out a war cry. After a few hours of brutally defeating every villain in his way, the city was finally at peace again as the citizens cheered for their hero, and the worn-out Ninja waved at them before smokebombing away as the smoke filled the area.
Joseph:
But no one knows that every four years...a new warrior is chosen
The smoke then disappears to reveal Nomi standing in front of Norrisville High while holding the NinjaNomicon in her hands as it glowed brightly with magical energy as Nomi smiled at the readers before opening the book and a massive amount of black/blue ribbons flew out of it, and they all started flying towards the Norrisville School.
Rachel, Debbie, and Nomi:
Go, Ninja!
Breaking through the doors, the massive amounts of black/blue ribbons flew past the startled students as they flew through the hallway and reached a classroom with the Messenger standing outside the room as the young man tips his hat to cover his eyes and pointed inside as the ribbons spotted Joseph inside the empty classroom with his friends, Rachel and Debbie, standing beside him.
Joseph:
A freshman to fight the forces of evil
Wiggling around in excitement, the black/blue ribbons raced past the surprised girls as they grabbed onto a shocked Joseph and lifted him into the air as the black/blue ribbons began to wrap themselves around his slim body, and Joey slowly started transforming into the Ninja as Rachel and Debbie watched on in shock from the sidelines.
Joseph:
My name is Joseph Williams...and I am the Norrisville Ninja!
When the transformation is finished, we see the Ninja standing in place as he leaps up and twists himself in the air as he lands back on the ground with the sheer force of his landing cracking the floor below him as the Ninja stoically stands up and pulled out his metal staff as he twirled it around and struck the ground as he posed for a bit before reaching into one of his pockets to pull out a...
Joseph:
Smokebomb!
Blue smoke covers the area as we see the Ninja performing various heroic acts that range from saving a cat from a tree to stopping a bank robbery and even stopping a magical sorcerer from taking over the world with his monster army.
Rachel:
What the hey!
Come on, you!
What the juice!
He's so bruce!
A heavily bruised-up Joseph and Legion panted as the Teenage Warriors stood around in a large swamp while facing a big muscular spiky red-haired man with both of them not wearing their Ninja Suit and Samurai Armor as the evil swamp man had their friends held hostage. The Mysterious Man grinned evilly as he pointed his gun at the girls and ordered Joseph and Legion to hand over their Ninja Mask and Samurai Gauntlet as Legion gritted his teeth angrily while Joey glared at him furiously but reluctantly did what he said as the teenager took out his Ninja Mask and tossed it over at the man with Legion doing the same begrudgingly as he tossed over his Samurai Gauntlet.
Grabbing the Magical Items, the mysterious man stared down at the Ninja Mask and Samurai Gauntlet, mystified as he ran his disgusting hands all over the Ninja Mask's magical fabric and the Samuari Gauntlet's magical metal frame as Joseph and Legion demanded him to release their girls, but the man only grinned at the young teen sinisterly as he points his gun back at Rachel, Debbie, Heidi, and Theresa as the Mysterious Man pulls the trigger with the Boy's eyes widen in shock/horror as their horrified expressions were quickly replaced with sheer determination and anger.
Sprinting forward, Joseph and Legion rushed over to the girls and managed to save them by using their bodies as a shield to protect them from the bullets as they pierced through their stomachs, and Rachel, Debbie, Heidi, and Theresa could only watch in horror/misery as Joey placed his hand on his stomach in agony and coughed out blood while Legion nearly dropped down into the ground barfed out blood as the evil man smirked and walked over to the bleeding teenagers as he pushed them into a swamp, and blood stained the water as the swamp man laughed evilly while the girls could only weep in sorrow for their boyfriends' death.
Debbie:
That's the cheese!
Ninja, please!
Ninja, rock!
Don't stop!
The Ninja grunted in pain as he was kicked away by another teenager, who was wearing a samurai outfit, and crashed landed on the roof of a train as the Samurai-dressed teen stoically walked over to him and pulled out his sword to slice off Joey's head as the Ninja reacted quickly and closed his eyes in concentration as his suit changes color from blue to crystal blue, and Joey swiftly generated an ice shield to block the fatal sword strike as he then pushed the samurai warrior off of him.
Stumbling in his steps, the Samurai Teenager was shocked by Joseph's display of magical power as the Ninja leaped up back onto the ground and stood in a fighting stance as his suit's colors changed from crystal blue to pure white, and the Ninja slowly generated a whip made out of electricity as he then wrapped the Samurai Warrior with his whip and his hands glowed with electricity as the Ninja started electrocuting the samurai warrior as his opponent screamed in pain and agony.
Nomi:
What the hey!
Come on, you!
Deep inside the NinjaNomicon, we see a shirtless Joseph standing in the middle of a meadow as he faces a giant doodle dragon, and the large drawing roars down at him, but Joseph isn't scared as he stoically cups his hands and a bright yellow sphere appeared as Joey concentrated on charging up his energy. Nomi sat a few feet ahead of him as she eyed her current warrior closely while strumming her doodle ukulele as sweat dripped down from Joseph's forehead and the young teen grunted in effort as he then threw out his hands, and a giant beam of yellow energy flew towards the fake dragon.
Legion:
Do it, Ninja!
What the juice!
The monster stared at the beam of energy impassively before widening his eyes in shock as, at the last possible minute, the beam of energy shaped itself into a giant golden dragon, and the magical dragon roared as it then pierced through the doodle dragon's heart and a massive explosion occurred. Panting heavily from the overused energy, Joseph fell down as he took deep breaths and caught his breath as he looked up at Nomi and grinned at her as the NinjaNomicon smiled and nodded proudly as Joseph promptly fell down in exhaustion and passed out as Nomi sweatdrops at the sight of her knocked out student before shaking her head as she continued playing her ukelele and waited for her student to wake up to continue training.
Rachel, Debbie, Nomi, and Legion:
He's a hero!
Come on, fighter!
Just a freshman...and a Ninja!
Back at Norrisville High, we see Joey, Rachel, Debbie, and Legion standing near the lockers, just minding their business, when suddenly green stank flew out of the vents as they flew into the innocent students'/teachers' bodies and possessed them as they slowly transformed into horrifying, grotesque monsters. The teenagers gasped in shock at this before narrowing their eyes in determination as the girls hugged the boys, covering them from public view as Joey and Legion swiftly transformed into the Ninja and the Samurai as Rachel and Debbie gave their boyfriend a few good luck kisses before the Ninja and the Samurai runs off to confront the Stankified Teenage Monsters.
The citizens of Norrisville backup in fear as the horde of monsters slowly stalked over them with evil glints in their eyes as they were led by the great and powerful Sorcerer as the ancient magic user laughed maniacally at the look of pure fear on their faces, only for everybody to suddenly start cheering in relief as McFist and Viceroy appeared, thinking that he arrived to save them, but much to their shock/surprise, McFist grins at them sinisterly as he orders his assistant Viceroy to back the Sorcerors army up with his own army and the mad scientist nodded, eager to show off his inventions as Viceroy pressed a button on his tablet and soon enough an army of mechanical and mutant robots appeared as they stood beside the monster army.
The citizens felt their hope die at the sight of the most beloved man in town betraying them as they fell to their knees and were about to surrender to their fate, until suddenly a puff of blue smoke covered the area as the Ninja and the Samurai appeared, standing in a classic ninja and samurai poses as the entire population of Norrisville started cheered at the sight of their true heroes as the Ninja and the Samurai slowly looked up at the army that he was going against and glared at them fearlessly as Joey and Legion closed their eyes in concentration.
The crowd of people was confused about what he was doing until suddenly a rainbow aura covered the teenagers' bodies as a tornado appeared below them and slowly lifted the Ninja and the Samurai up into the air as everybody watched on with shock/awe as Joseph's Ninja Suit and Legion's Samurai Armor keeps changing color rapidly with Ninja's scarves wiggling around excitedly as four more scarves popped out.
Grunting, Joseph let out a fierce roar as one of his scarfs was set on fire while another one was frozen solid as his third scarf began spinning around rapidly and began to form strong winds as his fourth scarf pulled out and levitated multiple small rocks from the ground below as they stuck themselves against his scarf and it slowly started forming into a rock-like scythe as the Ninja's fifth scarf wiggled madly and water squirted out of it as it wrapped around the scarf and formed into a spiked mace as his last scarf sparkled with electricity as it whipped around violently with the speed of lightning!
Narrowing his eyes in determination, Legion let out a loud battle cry as his armor broke apart and various metal plates flew around him as multiple trails of electricity, plants, acid, and wood flew out of the plates as they whirled around Legion's form before they flew over to impact against his body and a huge purple chi-like aura formed around him as a glaring Samurai floated in place.
With their transformation sequences now complete, Joseph opened his eyes, revealing them to be completely white with fox-like pupils, and Legion opened up his eyes as well to reveal that they were pupilless and glowing a hot purple energy as the young teenage boys glanced down at the army and glare at them as the Ninja raised his elemental scarfs and the Samurai summoned his aura purple sword and the Teenage Warriors flew toward them as the villains were frightened at first before quickly regaining their nerves as they ran after the flying ninja, and both the heroes and the villains let out loud battle cries as they raised their arms and they then slammed their fists together as a huge shockwave rang out across the city!
An epic battle occurred as both sides struggled to overpower each other, but in the end, the Ninja and the Samurai won the day as a heavily battered and injured Joseph and Legion stood on top of a pile of knocked out/dead villains as the panting Teenge Warriors glanced down at the citizens of Norrisivile and raised their fists in victory as everybody started cheering for their heroes. The Ninja and the Samurai grunted in pain as they could barely stand up at this point, but after spotting their girls giving them scared yet proud looks, Joseph and Legion found the energy to smile at them weakly as the Ninja shakily stood up and reached into his suit as he pulls out a...
Joseph:
Smokebomb!
Throwing down a smokebomb, a massive cloud of blue smoke covered the area as it slowly disappeared to reveal the Ninja and the Samurai standing up on top of the logo of the story with Rachel, Debbie, Heidi, and Theresa standing beside the Teenage Warriors and they grinned at the camera as the Ninja's blue scarfs and the Samurai's helmet red head bandana blew into the wind majestically.
~{Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja Season 1-Theme Song Over}~
"Hey, Ray Ray, everything good?" Joseph says awkwardly as, after he and Legion found a place to de-transform, we see them arriving back at the Janitor's Closet, and the Young Ninja goes over to get his keytar as Rachel glares at him sternly with her arms crossed. "Fantastic. Okay, cool. Let's rock. One, two, three-Uh, Rachel, what's wrong?" Joseph asked worriedly upon seeing Rachel's disapproval frown as she huffed.
"Don't try and act like you didn't run off to fight some Robo Apes, only to find out that they are just at the school to cater some finger foods," Rachel says with an annoyed tone as she then walked over to tap a shocked Joseph's chest. "I saw what you did. You pulled a U.N.N.S.,"
"Look, Rachel, I-,"
"Save it, Joseph, how can I trust you to help me out with the Battle of the Bands when you keep sneaking off and fighting imaginary battles?" Rachel asked with a huff while turning around to leave as she closed the door to the Janitor's Closet behind her, and a sympathetic Legion went over to pat Joseph on the back as their hoodies flashed blue/purple, and the boys reached into their hoodies to fish out their NinjaNomicon and SamuraiNomicon.
"What the juice, Nomi? I try to be a good Ninja, fail. I try to be a good friend, double fail. What am I supposed to do?" Joseph asked while he and Legion opened up their NinjaNomicon and SamuraiNomicon as they glowed a bright blue/purple.
"Arwoooh!" Joseph and Legion exclaimed in unison while feeling their bodies going limp as they faceplanted onto the Nomicons and fell forward to crash down into the ground as the Boys were magically sucked into the NinjaNomicon and the SamuraiNomicon as the Duo fell through numerous pages and pictures of Ninjas, Samurai, and Monsters before Joseph and Legion landed on top of a Doodle Dragon that flew over to catch them as the giant heads of Nomi and Sammy appeared as they opened up their mouths to show a mystic riddle.
Friendship is a weight that the Ninja and the Samurai cannot carry
"What?! Oh hell no, forget it, Nomicons! We are not going to listen to that bullshit lesson!" Joseph snapped angrily as Legion nodded with a glare.
"Yeah, that is all kinds of fucked up if you think that either Joseph or I will break off our friendships because of our Ninja and Samurai Duties!" Legion says as the giant heads of Nomi and Sammy said nothing but float forward to eat the boys as they are then whooshed out of the NinjaNomicon and SamuraiNomicon.
"Arwoooh!" Joseph and Legion exclaimed after feeling their minds getting transported back into their bodies in the real world as the Young Ninja and the Young Samurai sat up and glared down at the glowing blue/purple NinjaNomicon and SamuraiNomicon firmly as the boys then closed them up and put them away into their hoodies as we then fast forward in time and we cue over to McFist Industries as we see Viceroy showing the destroyed remains of the Robo Ape to his boss.
"The Ninja and the Samurai just took down our entire catering division,"
"This is a disaster!"
"I'll say, it's the height of Bar Mitzvah season," Viceroy says while placing his hands on his hips as McFist clenched his fists tightly.
"We need a new way to smuggle the True-hickey into the Battle of the Bands,"
"It's called a Truth Tone," Viceroy says while reaching into the destroyed remains of the Robo Ape to pull out a device shaped like an, 'M'. "It resonates at a frequency that tickles the Truth-Lobe of your fallacy cortex. If the Ninja and Samurai hear this, they will be forced to tell us who they are." Viceroy says with a sinister tone just as Bash appears as he walks over to his Stepfather.
"Yo, McFist, I need new turntables. Gimme money,"
"What happened to the ones I bought you last week?"
"Jumped on 'em!" Bash reveals, causing the businessman's teeth to grit in anger as he fumes.
"Hannibal, perhaps you should give the boy some turntables," Viceroy says while elbowing him slightly as he turns to glare at him.
"I'm trying to teach the boy responsibility here."
"Where's your money hole?" Bash asked while looking around and saw a family portrait of him, McFist, and Marci planted on the wall. "Whoo-hoo! Found it!" Bash cheered while moving away the framed picture to reveal a safe as Viceroy reached behind him to pull out a guitar and place the Truth Tone on it. "What's the secret numbers?"
"Ha! Like I'd ever tell you!" McFist says with a loud and mocking laugh as Viceroy plays from the guitar, and this causes a yellow soundwave to shoot out of the guitar as, the minute Hannibal heard it, his eyes began glowing yellow. "46, 23, 44, 14-Wait, why'd I just tell him?!" An incredulous McFist asked just as Bash inputted the code into the safe to open it up as he reached in to grab stacks filled with thousands of dollars.
"Whoo! Jackpot!" Bash cheered while turning around to run away as an angry McFist glared over at Viceroy.
"Nice work, Viceroy! Now he's going to buy new turntables, and..." McFist ranted furiously before trailing off as Viceroy gestured over at his guitar and grinned smugly as his boss perked up in realization. "We can plant the Truth Phone on them at the Battle of the Bands! This is my best plan ever!"
"Your plan?! But I..." Viceroy says before groaning in defeat and facepalming himself as we then fast forward to nighttime, and we cue over to the Norrisville Amphitheatre as we see Bash and his band playing on stage as a huge crowd of cheering teenagers stands in front of them and we see Rachel standing around glumly, but then perked up when a guilty and smiling Joseph appeared while holding his keytar.
"Hey, Rach," Joseph says awkwardly as Rachel frowns and looks away sadly as he sighs heavily. "Look, Rachel, I know that I have disappointed you, but I promise that I won't U.N.N.S. anymore."
"How do I know I can trust you?" Rachel asked skeptically as Joseph gave her a serious look.
"Because Nomi and Sammy told Legion and I that friendship is a weight that the Ninja and the Samurai cannot carry, but while they can't carry friendship, Joseph and Legion can," Joseph says with a warm smile as Rachel teared up and goes over to hug him as they then ran off.
"Get ready for it, Viceroy," McFist says while standing backstage with Viceroy as they had placed the Truth Tone on Bash's Turntable earlier. "Bash is about to play the truth frequency. The Ninja and the Samurai will soon be ours-," McFist says before getting cut off by a cheering Bash jumping up high into the air and landed on top of his Turntable, destroying it and sending the Truth Tone flying over to land near their feet as a surprised Viceroy bends down to grab it.
"It appears Bash is having a turntable malfunction."
"HE'S HAVING A BRAIN MALFUNCTION! FIND AN ACT WITH AN INSTRUMENT THAT WORKS NOW!" A furious McFist shouts in such frustration and anger with his yell being so loud that it almost causes his glasses to fly off his head as we then fast forward in time, and we see Debbie and Theresa waiting to play their band on stage while Joseph and Rachel were getting ready for their band as, suddenly, a worried Heidi and Legion ran onto the scene.
"Guys, we have a problem. Heidi's Guitar is missing."
"Yeah, have either of you seen it? It's dark pink with light pink skulls, and a pink strap that says Heidi Weinerman in hot pink letters." Heidi says desperately as Joseph shakes his head.
"No, we haven't sorry."
"But don't worry, if we do see it, we will grab it and bring it to you," Rachel says reassuringly as Heidi nods and runs off to try and find her guitar as Legion is planning to follow her but stops as he and Joseph heard a strange noise behind them and whirled around to see a Robo Ape walking off with Heidi's Guitar.
"What the juice?" A shocked Legion says as he then grows serious. "We have to get that guitar back, Joey."
"But, Legion, what if this is a U.N.A.S.N.S. Situation?" Joseph says nervously as Rachel was too distracted with adjusting her drums to hear them.
"Joseph, that Robo Ape is literally running off with Heidi's Guitar after said person told us that it was missing. This is definitely not a U.N.A.S.N.S. Situation." Legion stated firmly as a nervous Joseph turned his head and spotted a bunch of Ninja Doodles saying, 'Yo! Stolen guitar! You gotta get it back! It's obvious the Robo Ape stole the guitar! This isn't a U.N.A.S.N.S. Situation, so Ninja-O'Clock right now! Heidi needs you now! It's your duty as the Ninja!' as Joey slowly gained a determined look and nodded to Legion as they ran off.
"Hey, I got a surprise for you. Remember my awesome drum solo? It's now three minutes-," Rachel says before noticing that the boys were gone as she fumed. "Are you kidding me?! That's it, I'm done!" Rachel snapped while throwing away her drumsticks as she then stalked off, and we cue back to the boys as we see them running into the Dressing Room and closing the door behind them as, after making sure that there was no one around, Joseph reached into his hoodie to pull out his Ninja Mask, and Legion reaches into his hoodie to pull out his Samurai Gauntlet.
{Joseph Williams's Ninja Transformation Sequence}
Lifting up his arms into the air, a determined Joseph puts on his Ninja Mask as he immediately felt the surge of magical power flowing through his veins and his eyes glowed blue as the black-haired teenager spread out his arms and various amounts of large black/blue ribbons magically emerged out of the Ninja Mask as they started whirling around Joseph's form rapidly like a mini-tornado and the teenage Ninja slowly levitated up from the ground as a bunch of large/small Ninja Symbols appeared.
Grinning slyly, Joseph held out his arms and closed his eyes as several black/blue ribbons wrapped around his arms before doing the same with his legs, stomach, and chest as, once the Young Ninja was decked out in a skintight black jumpsuit, Joey whirled around, and a small hole could be seen appearing in the back of the teenager's Ninja Mask as it allowed his long blue hair to pop out before it was swiftly tied up into a low hanging ponytail as it flew in the wind.
Whirling around again, a stoic-looking Joseph spreads out his arms and legs again as two long blue scarves magically materialized into existence and wrapped around his neck as a blue slash also appeared and wrapped around his waist as well as blue markings began magically appearing all across the Ninja's Suit and, when it reaches his chest, a symbol of a large number 9 appeared on his chest as it glowed brightly and a smirking Joseph opened his eyes as he then got himself into a fighting stance and began throwing multiple rapid punches and kicks into the air, whacking all of the Ninja Symbols away as Joey then leaped up into the air and was able to kick away the large Ninja Symbol behind him with a powerful grunt as the Ninja then crash-landed onto the ground and lowered himself into a crouch as he glared at the readers with a serious, cool expression on his face as his blue scarfs blew majestically in the wind.
{Joseph Williams's Ninja Transformation Sequence Over}
{Legion DuBois's Samurai Transformation Sequence}
Lifting up his arm into the air, a glaring Legion placed his Samurai Gauntlet onto his arm as he immediately felt the surge of magical power flowing through his veins, and the dark purple-haired man spread out his arms as various amounts of silver metal armor magically emerged out of the Samurai Gauntlet and whirled around Legion's body as he slowly floated up into the air and a bunch of large/small Samurai Symbols appeared.
Narrowing his eyes stoically, Legion struck a pose and allowed the silver armor to cover up his body, and he now could be seen wearing a pair of big thick silver shoulder pads, a silver chest plate with black accents, silver chainmail with a long-sleeved black shirt underneath, brown straps on his arms and black gloves, a brown belt with several brown pouches attached to it, marron shorts, and a pair of leg-length black armored boots.
Whirling around again, a glaring Legion held out his arms as a medieval silver helmet with a long red ribbon attached to it, and it also has a silver/black visor, appeared in his hands as he swiftly put on his helmet and, once he was fully suited up, Legion falls down to land on the ground as he began striking various fighting poses before sticking a heroic pose as the Samurai glared at the readers seriously with his head ribbon flowing in the wind.
{Legion DuBois's Samurai Transformation Sequence Over}
"Smokebomb!" Joseph's voice rang out as a puff of blue smoke emerged in the Norrisville Amphitheatre Backstage, and once the smoke faded away, the Ninja and the Samurai teleported onto the scene as all of the Robo Apes turned to them in surprise, and the Robo Ape holding Heidi's Guitar had a concerned and nervous look on his face. "We're pretty sure that guitar doesn't belong to you."
"Heidi said we could borrow it?"
"Yeah, right!" Samurai says with a scoff as he and Ninja are planning to attack the Robo Ape holding Heidi's Guitar, only for a random Robo Ape to reach over and grab Joseph as he proceeds to spin him around, causing him to grow dizzy enough for another Robo Ape to rush over and punch him, only for the Samurai to reach over to grab a groaning Joseph and pulls him out of the way as the Robo Ape accidentally punched the Robo Ape holding Heidi's Guitar, ripping off his head as Legion then tried to reach over and grab Heidi's discarded guitar, only for all of the other Robo Apes to rush over and surround them as Ninja composed himself and reached into his suit to pull out a-
"Smokebomb!" Ninja says while pulling out a Smokebomb as he then threw it down onto the ground, causing a big burst of blue smoke to occur as he and Legion teleport away, and we see them appearing on the catwalk placed above them with another puff of blue smoke as one of the Robo Apes roared loudly.
"Get them!" Robo Ape says while he and the others then run over to confront the Norrisville Heroes as one of them drifts off from the group to rush over and grab Heidi's Guitar as the Robotic Ape then rushes off.
"...Up next is Debbie and Theresa!" Principal Slimovitz announced as Debbie and Theresa appeared and began playing their music.
After exclaiming, 'Ninja Triple Backflip Dodge!', the Ninja could be seen doing a Triple Backflip across the walk to dodge all of the punches from a Robo Ape as he then jumped up high into the air and spotted a bunch of Robo Apes swinging towards him at high speeds as Joseph thought quickly and yelled, 'Ninja Shurikens!', as he reached into his suit to pull out his Ninja Weapons and swiftly tossed his Ninja Shurikens over to slash through the ropes, causing the screaming Robo Apes to fall down to their deaths as Joey landed on another catwalk and spotted about five Robo Apes charging over to try and attack him as he grinned slyly and shouted, 'Ninja Dual Blade!', while reaching into his suit to pull out his Ninja Weapon as the Ninja pressed a button on it and caused it to unfold itself into its true form as the Norrisville Ninja twirled it around and rushed forward to use it to slash apart all of the Robo Apes left and right.
Reaching into his armor, Samurai then pulled out his Samurai Kanabō and ran over to use it to bash it against various Robo Apes left and right before leaping off the catwalk and landed on another one while reaching into his armor to pull out his Samurai Bow as he fired a bunch of arrows that struck against the heads of multiple Robo Apes, destroying them as two Robo Apes rushed over to grab Samurai and tried to pull his arms off his body, only for Legion to pop out his Samurai Armor Spikes that pierced through the Robotic Apes' bodies that destroyed them.
Narrowing his eyes, Ninja screamed, 'Ninja Dual Blade Slash Toss!', as he tossed his Ninja Dual Blade over to fly through the air and slashed through a bunch of Robo Apes before flying back over to land in his hands as three roaring Robo Apes appeared and morphed their hands around to turn into a couple of electrified swords as they rushed over to attack the Norrisville Ninja, who shouted, 'Ninja Swords and Dual Blade Slice and Block!', while tossing up his Ninja Dual Blade into the air to have his Ninja Blue Scarves grab it as he then reached into his suit to pull out his Ninja Swords and ran over to slash off the arms of one of the Robo Apes while also blocking the attack of the second Robo Ape with his Ninja Dual Blade as Joseph then kicked away the third Robo Ape and his foes then ran over to attack him again as the Norrisville Ninja looked around as he grinned slyly and hid away his Ninja Weapons as he yelled, 'Ninja Boomerangs!', and tossed his Ninja Boomerangs over to fly through the air while slashing across the cables holding up the catwalk that they were currently standing on.
Reaching into his armor, the Samurai pulled out his Samurai Kaginawa and twirled it around rapidly before tossing it over to wrap around three Robo Apes and pulled them over to him as he reached into his armor and pulled out his Samurai Sword as Legion swiftly sliced and diced all of his opponents into a billion pieces before reaching into his armor to pull out his Samurai War Hammer and rushed over to begin whacking away a bunch of Robo Apes off the catwalk to fall down to their deaths.
"Stupid Joseph and breaking his promises," Rachel grumbled angrily while standing by the snack bar as she was trying to get a quick snack before leaving. "Seriously, there doesn't seem to be any kind of Ninja Situation here whatsoever-,"
"The Robo-Apes have gone missing, and you still haven't planted our musical mind-control device." McFist's Voice Rang out as Rachel froze upon hearing her crush's mortal foe's voice and quickly hid underneath the snack bar as Hannibal and Viceroy appeared.
"Haven't I?" A smug-faced Viceroy asked while he and McFist not noticing that Rachel was hiding underneath the snack bar and eavesdropping on them as the Mad Scientist then pointed over at Heidi, who was standing close to the stage and waited to be called out as she looked around anxiously for any sign of Legion while not knowing that the Truth Tone was now attached to her guitar. "As soon as she hits the right frequency, we'll pop the question, and the Ninja and the Samurai will be forced to out themselves," Viceroy says with an evil laugh while he and McFist put on their headphones as Rachel gasped sharply and covered her mouth as her eyes shook.
"Oh, no, if their plan works then Joseph and Legion will be forced to expose their Secret Identities to the public and then..." Rachel says before trailing off as she imagines a scenario where everyone finds out that Joseph and Legion are the Ninja and the Samurai and McFist decide to attack their friends and family while the Sorcerer probably stanked the boys due to their negative emotions and also imagined Nomi and Sammy giving the boys a horrible punishment for being exposed to the whole world. "This isn't an U.N.A.S.N.S. Situation. This is a N.N.A.S.N.S. Situation. I have to find the boys and warn them before it's too late." Rachel says anxiously as she quickly but discreetly snuck out of the snack bar.
After catching his Ninja Boomerangs, the Ninja then screamed, 'Ninja Art of Flight!', as Two Ninja Symbols appeared and washed over his Ninja Blue Scarves, transforming both of them into a pair of blue bird-like wings as he took flight just as the catwalk fall down with the Robo Apes screaming panickedly as they crashed down into the ground and blew up into a billion pieces as other Robo Apes could be seen morphing their arms into a pair of energy blasts and began shooting at Joseph, who shouted, 'Ninja Art of Stealth! Conceal!', as he magically blended himself against his environment, allowing him to fly forward as the Norrisville Ninja reached into his suit to pull out his Ninja Weapon and yelled, 'Ninja Chain Sickle Whirlwind Slash!', as he flew over to twirl his Ninja Chain-Sickle around and swiftly slashed a bunch of Robo Apes into a billion pieces.
Huffing a bit, Samurai then noticed a bunch of Robo Apes rushing over to try and attack him as Legion looked around and noticed that he was standing at the ledge of the catwalk as the Robotic Apes ran over to confront him, only for the Norrisville Samurai to fall backwards off the catwalk as Two Samurai Symbols appeared and washed over the back of Samurai's armor, causing a pair of metal dragon-like wings to pop out of his back as he took flight and flew off while watching on in amusement as the screaming Robo Apes ran off of the catwalk and fall down to their deaths as Legion spotted a bunch of Robo Apes standing around him on various catwalks and grins slyly while using his Samurai Art of De-Heal to raise his hands as he fired out dual beams of purple energy that collided against the Robot Apes, causing them to glow with purple energy as they began aging themselves rapidly to destruction with a flash of purple magical energy light as the robots were vaporized out of sight.
Landing on the ground and having Two Ninja Symbols appear to wash over his Ninja Blue Scarves to transform them back into their normal forms, Ninja then screamed, 'Ninja Art of Stealth! Reveal!', while turning off their camouflage abilities as he magically turned himself back to normal, and a group of Robo Apes turned to him in shock at his sudden appearance as Joseph shouted, 'Ninja Sais!', and reached into his suit to pull out his Ninja Weapons as he zoomed forward and swiftly stabbed and slashed various Robo Apes apart into a billion pieces and even ripped off their heads as Joey noticed a gang of Robo Apes rushing over to try and attack him as he quickly reached into his suit to pull out a stack of his Ninja Balls and yelled, 'Ninja Slipping Balls!', as the Ninja then tossed his Ninja Slipping Balls over to crash in front of the group of charging Robo Apes, causing a bunch of blue liquid to be released out of the Ninja Balls once they impacted against the ground and causing the Robotic Apes to slip as they fall off the catwalk and fall down to their deaths.
Flying over to land on a catwalk and having Two Samurai Symbols appearing and washing over his pair of metal dragon-like wings, Samurai then had them retract and hid inside of the back of his armor as he swiftly reached inside to pull out his Samurai Net Gun and pressed the trigger of his weapon to fire a bunch of nets that wrapped around various Robo Apes, trapping them as Legion reached into his armor to pull out his Samurai Sword and ran over to slice and dice all of the trapped Robo Apes into a billion pieces with a menacing glare on his face as, once all of their foes were defeated, the Samurai then leaped over to land beside the Ninja, who quickly reached into his suit to pull out a-
"Smokebomb!" Ninja says while pulling out a Smokebomb as he then threw it down onto the ground, causing a big burst of blue smoke to occur as the duo is teleported away, and we see them appearing somewhere in the Norrisville Amphitheatre Backstage as, after making sure that there was no one around, Joseph then reached up to grab his Ninja Mask and took it off, causing his suit to magically change into blue and black ribbons as they unraveled themselves from his body and retracted back into the Ninja Mask as Joey reverted back into his Civilian Form and stuffed the magical mask back in his hoodie as he then ran off while Legion reached down to grab his Samurai Gauntlet and took it off to allow the silver metal armor to retract back into his gauntlet as he transformed back into his Civilian Form and swiftly hid the magical gauntlet inside of his hoodie as he ran off and we see him be able to find an impatient Heidi as she turned to him.
"Where were you?"
"Sorry, got busy with a couple of Robo Apes, but I'm here now," Legion says while holding out his own guitar as Heidi smiles and kisses his cheek before they make their way onto the stage after Principal Slimovitz calls them out as the crowd cheers loudly.
"What's up, N-ville! I would like to dedicate our song to whoever returned my guitar!" Heidi yelled with Legion raising an eyebrow confusedly as he wondered why the Robo Ape returned his crush's guitar back to her. "This jam is about the Ninja and the Samurai! While we can't all be them, if we work super hard and totally together, we can all be a little bit like them!" Heidi yelled as we cue back to a panicking Rachel, and we see her rushing past Julian, Flute Girl, and Bucky as she appeared near a curtain and found Joseph as he gave her a guilty look.
"Hey, Rachel, I know you're mad, but this time, I didn't pull a U.N.A.S.N.S. Situation. I-,"
"You need to get out of here, Joey!" Rachel says worriedly while grabbing his left arm as she begins pulling him out backstage.
"They wear masks, but don't we all? When they're not around, we have to stand tall! You've got the Ninja and the Samurai in you~!" Heidi sang while Legion played backup with her as we see an anxious Rachel still dragging a confused Joseph through the crowd.
"And I forgive you because I know that this time it really was an N.N.A.S.N.S. Situation and you need to leave now! Bad stuff is gonna happen!" Rachel says urgently as Joseph pauses a bit and then gives her a reassuring smile.
"You mean the Robo-Apes? Don't worry, Legion and I took care of that," Joseph says just as Rachel notices the Truth Tone glowing brightly as she panics and quickly reaches into her pocket to pull out two pairs of AirPods and puts one pair on while also turning on her phone to play loud rock music as the grayish-dark/brown spiky-haired teenage girl tried to force Joseph to put on the AirPods. "Why are you trying to have me put on some AirPods?!" A heavily confused Joseph asked just as Heidi strummed a note as her guitar sent out a yellow soundwave that caused everyone, except for Rachel's, eyes to glow yellow.
"There is a Ninja and a Samurai inside of us all! There is a Ninja and a Samurai inside of us all~!"
"No!" A worried Rachel screamed upon noticing that Joseph's eyes glowed yellow as McFist shared an evil grin with Viceroy and then pulled out a microphone as he took a deep breath.
"WHO HERE IS THE NINJA AND THE SAMURAI?!"
"I'M THE NINJA!/I'M THE SAMURAI!" Joseph and Legion screamed in unison while raising their hands, causing everyone to stare at the boys in shock as Rachel grew concerned...but then came up with an idea as she raised her hand.
"AND I'M THE NINJA! AND SHE IS THE SAMURAI! AND HE IS THE NINJA! AND HE IS THE SAMURAI! THERE IS A NINJA AND A SAMURAI INSIDE US ALL!" Rachel screamed while moving past the crowd to climb up the stage as everyone cheered loudly.
"I'M THE NINJA!/I'M THE SAMURAI! I'M THE NINJA!/I'M THE SAMURAI! I'M THE NINJA!/I'M THE SAMURAI! I'M THE NINJA!/I'M THE SAMURAI! I'M THE NINJA!/I'M THE SAMURAI! I'M THE NINJA!/I'M THE SAMURAI! I'M THE NINJA!/I'M THE SAMURAI! I'M THE NINJA!/I'M THE SAMURAI! I'M THE NINJA!/I'M THE SAMURAI! I'M THE NINJA!/I'M THE SAMURAI! I'M THE NINJA!/I'M THE SAMURAI!"
"They can't all be the Ninja and the Samurai!" McFist pointed out after he and Viceroy took off their earphones as the Mad Scientist shrugged.
"They genuinely believe the Ninja and the Samurai are inside them,"
"We've been bested by a catchy pop hook," McFist grumbled with a glare as he and Viceroy turned around to leave as Rachel noticed that they were gone and sighed in relief before walking up to a singing Heidi and reaching over to grab the Truth Tone as she threw it down into the ground and began jumping up and down on it to destroy it as everyone's eyes stopped glowing yellow.
"Huh? What's going on?" A bewildered Legion asked while he and the others looked around in confusion as we then fast forward in time, and we see Joseph and Rachel standing on stage with their musical equipment as the curtains were closed up in front of them.
"Listen, Rachel, the Nomicons told Legion and I that the Ninja and the Samurai can't have friends, but no Ninja or Samurai had great friends like you all and I promise that from the bottom of my heart that I won't Ninja-O'Clock when you or the rest of our friends need me unless there really is a serious situation going on," Joseph promised as Rachel smiled and stood up to her tippy toes to kiss his cheek.
"Thanks, Joseph, that's all I ask for," Rachel says just as the curtains pull back as she and Joseph share a smirk before they begin singing their song as the crowd cheers loudly for them.
And done. I hope that you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one. Also, here are all of the Ninja and the Samurai's Current Powers and Weapons:
A) Joseph 'Joey' Williams AKA the Ninja-Powers and Weapons:
1) Superhuman Physical Ability
2) Increased Fighting Capabilities
3) Superhuman Stealth
4) Elemental Magic Rage (Unlocked but not mastered yet)
5) Hammerspace
6) Magic Stank Immunity
7) Chaos Pearls Resistance
8) Underwater and Space Breathing/Resistance
9) Art of Stealth
10) Art of Invisibility
11) Art of Healing
12) Art of Flight
13) Ninja Weapons-37: Swords, Smokebombs, Scarves, Dual Blade, Chain Sickle, Gun, Bow & Arrows, Missile Launcher, Gatling Gun, Stick, Chain Blade, Eskrimas, Hand Drills, Kaginawas, Kamas, Manrikigusari, Rings/Shurikens/Kunais/Throwing Stars, Sais, Suit Spikes, Stalling Wedge/Stick, Tonfas, Ukulele, Electric Trident, Boomerangs, Knife-Sickles, Bo Staff, Surfboard, Shield, Spear, Balloon Sword, War Hammer, Kanabō, Net Gun, Bolas, Chainsaw, Bazooka, and Flamethrower
14) Ninja-Balls-13: Boom Balls, Fetching Balls, Flash Balls, Glow Balls, Gut/Boob/Ball/Vagina/Ass-Buster Balls, Hard Balls, Sticky Balls, Slipping Balls, Tiny Giant Exploding Balls, Tripping Balls, Shnasty Balls, Paralyzing Gas Balls, and Inflation Ball
B) Legion DuBois AKA The Samurai
1) Superhuman Physical Ability
2) Increased Fighting Capabilities
3) Superhuman Stealth
4) Elemental Magic Rage
5) Hammerspace
6) Magic Stank Immunity
7) Chaos Pearls Resistance
8) Underwater and Space Breathing/Resistance
9) Art of Stealth
10) Art of Invisibility
11) Art of Healing
12) Art of Flight
13) Samurai Weapons-28: Sword, Grappling Hook, Gun, Bow & Arrows, Missile Launcher, Gatling Gun, Eskrimas, Kaginawas, Kamas, Manrikigusari, Kunais, Sais, Blowgun, Tonfas, Electric Trident, Knife-Sickles, Bo Staff, Shield, Spear, Balloon Sword, Bolas, Kanabō, Net Gun, Bazooka, Spiked Bat, a Giant Double-Headed Axe, War Hammer, and Chainsaw
That's about it. Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.