XR was infuriated.
"My lamp was stolen and from a low life thief!" he shouted.
"XR calm down! The good thing about this is you don't have to worry about being forced to answer wishes."
XR frowns but then he smiles, "You're absolutely right! All I gotta do is wait until he rubs my lamp and I can get my lamp back!" XR enchanted his ears to enhance to hear anything….. but nothing!
"WHY ISN'T HE RUBBING MY LAMP?!"
Elsewhere
Albis ma'al continuously rubs the lamp.
"I want the treasure of Tianyu! No! The gold of Seamus! Even better! I want a new hat."
Haroud Hazi Bin, his right hand, rolled his eyes. "Perhaps wishing for a new hat would bring the genie here"
"Your right! I wish for a new hat!"
XR puzzles but soon years it!
"I coming for ya baby!" he zooms off but comes back to Warp who was now sitting as his friend booster.
"My apologize good sir. The monkey here shall be your butler for the time being." he spoke in a French accent and he zooms off.
XR with now his purple ghost tail, floated high above the city, changes his head into a radar.
"Come on lamp give me a signal…!" He mumbles and poofs back his normal head and extends his eyes as binoculars.
"Lets see, man on a boat, Robin Williams genies in that cave thingy, a genie in a lamp- A genie LAMP?!
XR sees a girl holding a pretty lamp and sees blue smoke coming out.
"Hey wait there is nothing here about a genie here!" He puts on his reading glasses to look at the script but tosses it over. "Then again the writer makes mistakes like her other chapters and that's on grammar. Better check it out!" He zooms down and hid behind a building to watch.
The smoke clears and out comes a girl genie!
"A pretty gorgeous genie!" His head turns into a cartoon wolf and howls crazy.
The said girl genie stretches.
"How long have I been in there?!" she asked. "Do not tell me I miss the Beatles!"
She began to sang "and I love her" and the girl claps.
"You have such a beautiful voice miss."
"Why thank you. I apologize for my actions but I have never been out for over ten thousands years! The last time I have been out was when being put in!" She smiles excitedly.
XR grins and does the infamous growl. "So she's single."
The genies then poofs two more heads, "Now how many heads do you see?"
"Three." The little girl answers.
"Yes my dear and you know who has three? You!" She proofs the heads away. "To be precise, three wishes. Not one! Not two! Three!"
The little girl nodded in understanding. "Now here are the rules, three simple rules!
Rule #1: No murder! I do not kill, not even a fly and boy are they a hassle!
Rule #2: I cannot force love on someone. I can help you get a shot but cannot force but I can see you can have men already at your feet!
Now finally: I cannot bring the dead to life. Never ends nicely." She frowns.
"That's ok, I don't know who are my family…."
"Sweet heart forgive me!" She hugs her in comfort.
'She is a sweet thing!' He thought as hearts pop out of his head. 'Ask if she has a boyfriend!' just because she never came out doesn't mean she didn't have one before
"Its alright! I'm Pam, what's your name?" She asked.
"No don't- Wait her name that's a good start!" He whispers out loud.
"I am Nosfera but you may call me Nos." She bows.
"... Nosfera…" He sighs as he melts into a puddle.
"Tell me Pam, what would you like to wish for?" Pam took into thought.
"I would like to have a sandwich please?"
"Come on dear! I have infinite power! Treasure of Midas! The Atlantis?! Make it worthwhile!" She spreads her arms out to emphasize her point.
"A really big sandwich?" Pam asked.
"Quite the sweetheart are you. Ok repeat after me!" she clears her throat,
"I wish,"
"I wish," the girl mimicked her.
"That I will not ever go hungry again."
"That I will not ever go hungry again."
Nos smiles and grants her wish and her clothes were now a chef's clothes and she pulls out a whole tray of sandwiches. "Now you can have any food you want and not ever go without! Now which one would you like?" Nos sees her grab the sub and eats it.
"I am quite great at the kitchen-"
"Whatcha doing there?" XR smiles.
"Are you my genie too?" Pam asked.
Nos glares and slams an old fashion iron stove on him.
"What genie? Well anyhow, here is a special rosco leche!" She smiled as a she changes to a colorful dress. "I must warn you it is quite sweet to the tooth-" but she was stopped to see him pop out of the pot.
"So wanna get to-"
But she slammed it closed.
"You know maybe we should hold off on desserts." She spoke as she pressed a button and the pot flew off.
Up in the air
XR frowns but grins, "Of course small talks ain't gonna cut it! I gotta give some genie pizzazz! Can't just express with words!" And he jumps out of the pot and dive into the stream. Nos looked over and frowns.
"Are there not many humans to answer wishes?" Nos glares but she had to admit he was quite handsome. 'Not once have I met another genie…' shaking the blush away, Nos turns back to Pam and smiles. "Have you ever tried pizza?" She asked.
Pam shook her head no and appeared a pizza.
"It is truly delicious!" Nos smiles and sees Pam eating the pizza.
The fragrant from the hot fresh pizza traveled down and seeing a tube down the stream and XR pops out. "Hey someone's eating pizza! My kind of food!" He grins.
He looks out of nowhere. "Try gumdrop." He puts a gumdrop pizza on top of Nos's, then picks a gumdrop off, chews it, and blows a bubble. "It's trendy!"
Nos pops the bubble; gum covers XR's face.
Nos angrily growls. "Pepperoni! It is a classic!" He zaps another pepperoni pizza on top of the other two.
XR in a stereotypical Italian outfit, with an accent. "Oh, no no no no no no no, you must-a try gumdrop. It's a-thick, it's a-chewy! The colors! The flavor! Mm, delicioso!" He adds another gumdrop pizza.
Nos zaps another pizza. "Pepperoni, Pam. Pepperoni."
XR zaps his own. "Gumdrop!"
"Pepperoni!"
"Gumdrop!"
"Pepperoni!"
"Gumdrop!"
"Pepperoni!"
Somewhere
Abis Mal continues to rub the lamp.
"Stupid lamp! Haroud!"
XR: Gumdrop!
Nos: Pepperoni!
Each time they speak they add another pizza to the stack.
Back at the docks,
Abis Mal is still rubbing the lamp. Haroud sees the stack of pizzas rising in the distance.
Abis Mal glared. "Er! Stupid lamp!"
Haroud picks up Abis by his belt and turns him in the direction of the pizzas.
Haroud clears his throat. "Sir."
The pizzas are now up through the clouds, as far as the eye can see.
Pam was amazed by the ever so tower of pizzas. "Wow, you two are great!"
XR chuckles nervously, "It's a tower of pizza!"
But the "tower" starts to creak.
Nos was cautious as she kept Pam behind her. "A leaning tower of pizza."
XR then sees the tower ready to fall. "A falling tower of pizza!"
The tower crashes down toward them. Nos shields Pam but saw XR transform into a dome and protected them.
There was now a trail of pizzas leading towards the docks. One of the pizzas has landed on Abis Mal.
Abis Mal tries to get out of the pizza. "Uh huh…" Finally free, he picks something off a pizza. "Hey, gumdrops!" and chews it.
Haroud shows him the path of the pizza. "Perhaps your new hat lies this way, sir." He gestures towards the trail of pizzas.
Back at Pam's place
XR pushes away the pizza and smiles to see both girls were ok.
Pam holds a slice of each type of pizza. She takes a bite of the pepperoni, "I really like pepperoni-"
Nos grins smugly.
Pam then took a bite of the other. "But the gumdrop good, too!"
Nos is shocked; XR is pleasantly surprised.
Pam then put them together. "And the best part is they go great together!" and eats them together.
XR shakes the still shocked Nos's hand.
XR grins. "Nice teamwork. The name's XR."
Nos shakes away from the shock, now annoyed. "Oh, that is original. Look, I am trying to grant a wish here, so go find your own master, will you? She's mine!
XR frowns. "Guess this means you don't want to go to the beach with me…"
Pam leans up to Nos. "I think he likes you!"
XR blushes.
Nos pointing back and forth between herself and XR. "You mean you...? I thought you...?
XR catching what she meant. "Oh, no no! I already have a master!"
Nos blushes and plays with her red hair. "I would love to see you sometime but I cannot. You know how it is. New master and all. I am a career girl-"
Pam went in front of her and smiles. "She'll see you tonight! Eight-ish!"
Nos blushes and mumbles, "What she said."
XR grins happily. "Eight-ish is great gorgeous." He said happily but realized what he said, "I mean your beautiful- stunning!" XR covers his mouth in embarrassing himself. "I'll see you then!" He gives her a bow and flies away.
Nos blushes and does flips in the air, then spins Pam around. "What a hunk of a genie!" She turns into a seal flapping her front flippers together.
Abis Mal and Haroud are watching from an alley.
Abis Mal raises a brow. "You brought me to look at a seal?"
Haroud shook his head. "Wait for it."
Nos turns into a giant spatula flipping a fried egg and starts laughing.
Abis Mal shrieks. "Yai! What kinda seal is this?!"
Haroud rolls his eyes, "Sir, it's a genie."
Abis Mal shakes his head. "No, you're wrong! For it is...a genie!"
Haroud sighs and looks to Abis, "Since the lamp seems to be on the fritz, I think we should see about acquiring a certain bottle..."
"Another genie?!" Warp was shocked.
Xr swoons thinking of Nos fera, "Yep, Nosfera, Genie of the bottle."
Warp was astonished, "Wow, I mean, what are the chances?"
XR makes a machine appear that spits out a paper. He begins to read it. "Well based on the results…. In my dreams!" XR threw the paper away. "Oh, Warp, it must mean it was meant to be!" He grabs Warp and hugs him.
Warp smiles, "I didn't even know genies fell in love."
XR glared. "What? You think we're only here to grant wishes?"
Warp shrugged. "Well, I never really uh… knew."
XR smiles. "Well we can! It no different! You know when music seems to fill the air?"
"Yeah."
"And entire hills of flowers mysteriously bloom over night?"
"Uh huh."
XR soars into the air. "And when flying pigs play croquet with the stars?!"
"Did you say...flying pigs?"
XR poofs back down, "In space! But that comes later. If everything goes right. What will I say? What will I do? What'll I wear?!"
Back to Nos talking to Pam
Nos was more concerned over Pam's wellbeing. "Are you sure you will be alright? Any wishes? Remember, there is plenty of food in the fridge!"
Nos makes a fridge appear with food tumbling out as she opens it.
Pam nodded. "I'll rub if I need anything. Now go on!"
Nos is about to take off, but turns back around to hug Pam.
Nos smiles. "You know, this has been some day. I've never had a date before and I never thought my first master would be as nice as you." She gives Pam a kiss good-bye and flies off towards the sky
Pam waves away. "Have fun!"
Abis Mal and Haroud show up behind Pam as she gasps.
An area in the city near the river.
XR shows up dressed as Robin Hood and speaking in an English accent to himself, practicing what he's going to say.
" How lovely you look tonight, Nosfera. Why thank you, it's my best leotard." He changes back to normal. "Be yourself, be yourself…" He looks up a mirror, looks into it and begins to polish his earring. He sees a flying taxi and sees her steps out wearing an elegant red dress. Genie quickly changes into a lavender tux as he walks over to her with a bow.
XR smiles. "What do you know? We match."
Nos blushes. "You look phenomenal."
XR blushes a little, "Well, semi-phenomenal, actually but your very radiant, Beautiful!"
Genie leans on the taxi and it changes into a pumpkin.
Nos giggles. "That is the last time I rent from the prop department."
XR and Nos look over to see a man carrying a goat onto a raft. XR zaps and changes the man into a gondolier and the goat into a musician playing the violin.
"Oh, look, a gondolier." XR held out his hand, "Shall we?"
Nos holds onto his hand as they walk over to the gondolier who is heading towards a dock and step inside. Nos makes a table with dinner appear behind them.
Nos feign a surprise look. "Oh look, dinner. Shall we?"
An archway the boat goes under magically becomes decorated with flowers. What appears to be a ball of fire is in the sky ricocheting around in the sky.
Meanwhile
Warp sleeping in a lawn chair outside with Abu. A loud noise is heard, which wakes Abu and Warp up. They look to the sky to see the ball of fire heading towards them. They leap away from the chair right before the ball of fire hits them and leaves a giant crater in the sand. A pig with wings carrying a mallet comes down and hits the ball of fire out of the crater.
Pig shrugs, "Just playing through!"
Abu reacts in disbelief but Warp smiles, "Guess his date must be going well."
Elsewhere
A bunch of random items are being tossed to an area away from where Pam lives, and shows Abis Mal rubbing a colander while Haroud is tossing items behind him
Abis Mal was seething. "Ooh, it's not working! It's not working!"
Pam giggles. "Did I say genie of the colander? I meant, genie of the summer squash."
Abis Mal races to grab the squash. "My genie of the summer squash!" he rubs it too hard and destroys it. "Haroud, I killed my genie!" He screams.
Pam giggles, but stops when she hears Haroud addressing her.
"Little miss, it is time to end our game and reveal the whereabouts of the bottle before you share the fate of that overripe fruit."
XR and Nos are sitting in a flying hansom cab going through space snuggling each other.
"XR, it's beautiful!" She purrs it out and shyly kisses him on the cheek
XR feels steam coming out,
The hansom cab is headed towards Saturn. As they gotten off, XR holds up ice skates. "Wanna ice skate the rings?"
Nos changes her heels to skates and holds onto XR. "I may be a bit off."
She almost slips but XR holds her close, "I got you."
The two are ice skating, doing a mix between some traditional ice skating moves and ones that are impossible to do unless you're a genie.
XR holds out a camera. "Souvenirs?"
The two are taking pictures in front of set-up picture display where the heads are cut out to place your own inside.
XR and Nos smiles. "Cheese!"
The two take off for more skating and create a giant heart on the ice. Genie begins to spin Nos around by her shoes on the ice, but spins a little too hard and she goes flying towards space leaving her boots behind. XR gasps and was ready to fly off to catch her but sees an opening appears on the ice with Nos coming out of it dressed as an astronaut smiling at him.
"Miss me, Butterfingers?" She gets out of the hole and skates towards a relieved Genie while taking off her helmet. Nos holds onto him, feeling happy. "I will not forget this night XR." She moves closer to him, about to kiss him. XR leans forward hoping to get their first kiss but her right ear begins to twitch and a little rattling noise is heard. "Oh, I'm being summoned." She pouts and begins to disappear leaving nothing but her lips to talk. "Back in a flash, handsome. Promise!"
XR smiles and grabs the horse that brought them by the face and pushes it against his. "I'm handsome!" He turns towards beyond and possibly toward us. "How long is a flash?!" Looking at a watch, he begins to count. "One-one thousand, two-one thousand, three-one thousand…"
Nos appears back on Earth under the pier talking and spinning around in excitement
"Oh, Pam! Pam! He is so wonderful, I think I am in love and… sweetheart why are you in that cage?"
Pam is in a cage guarded by Haroud and Abis Mal.
"Ahem!" Abis Mal elbows Haroud.
Haroud rolls his eyes. "Allow me to introduce you to Abis Mal, your new master."
Abis Mal holds up Nos's bottle.
Nos gasped. "No!"
XR still counting, but his tone is sad as he realizes it's been longer than a flash. "Sixty-eight million three hundred and four-one thousand, sixty-eight million three hundred and five-one thousand." he frowns. "Either a flash is a really long time, or I've just been dumped." XR slinks back into the carriage. "Heigh ho, Silver, away."
"XR I'm sure there's an explanation. She must love you. I mean, I saw the flying pig! Abu did, too!" Abu nods in agreement."
"Pig's a liar! Nobody wants to be with a semi-phenomenal genie of the shoe." He drops a tear on the photo and gets rid of it. "Mr. Smelly XR, that's my name. 'Ooh, smells like feet! Must be that genie!'"
Warp pulls him out of the shoe. "Hey, you can't just sit here and mope for the rest of your life!"
XR raises a brow. "I can't?"
"No, you've gotta get your lamp back! Come on, what do you say we go find Abis Mal?"
"Meh, he's under that pier." He said with no care.
Warp paused and raised a brow. "... How long have you known that?"
"Since he rubbed it but it just didn't seem very important after I met...her."
Warp nodded and pulls his friend away. "Come little man, we're getting answers."
(Warp sneaks around the pier, hiding behind each pillar making sure he isn't seen. He makes it to the last one and motions for Abu and XR. Abu is dragging XR by his belt, as XR silks, still sad. Warp begins to walk as they catch up and gasps as he spots something)
Warp: Nos!
(XR gasps)
(Abis Mal is yelling at a depressed Nos while holding her bottle)
XR was mortified. "No! Say it ain't so!"
Nos turns to see him with hope. "XR!"
XR disappears and Haroud places a sheet over Warp's head and ties him up with rope while he struggles to get free.
XR appears in-between Abis Mal and Nos, knocking Abis Mal out of the picture in the process. "So, it was all a trick! You were working with the enemy all along, is that it? Oh, the kid was a nice touch." XR was too angry to see the truth. He heads over to Pam, who is still in her cage. "Oh, the kid was a nice touch. What, you only let her out when you need to make a chump out of someone?"
Pam shakes her head, "No, it's not true!"
Alas XR didn't want to listen. "You only pretended to love me. I'm a sucker fish!" He turns into a fish, and hops up and down while still talking to Nos. "You set the bait and reeled me in!" He turns back into himself and turns his back toward Nos with his arms folded.
Nos was hurt but knew he didnt know what was happening. "that is not true luv! I-"
"I've had enough with the drama!" Abis Mal interrupts standing off to the side with Haroud. "For my first wish…" Haroud whispers something in his ear. "Rid me of Warp's genie!"
Haroud whispers in his ear again. "You will imprison him at the bottom of the farthest, deepest."
Genie and Nos stare blankly. Haroud rolls his eyes and whispers to him again. "...ocean!"
Nos begins to cry. "Yes… Master."
"What do I care…" XR said with pain in his voice. "A quiet place to mend my broken heart."
Abu gets Warp free from the sheet and ropes, and he bursts from underneath them. Warp runs to them. "No! XR!"
Nos places Genie in a giant safe. Warp pounds on the front of it, but it takes off shooting through the pier and into the ocean where it sinks to the bottom.
Nos is sniffling and notices Warp standing next to her. "You must be Warp. I am terribly sorry."
Warp shook his head. "I know, you had no choice, Nos."
Abis Mal is heard from the side. "Yoo-hoo! Genie dear! Wish number two coming your way. Make me the biggest tough guy ever. A cosmic one! I wanna blow up things and, uh, possess mega-brain energy!"
Haroud rolls his eyes. "Yes, you'll be needing that."
Warp glares at abis. "We have to get that bottle!"
But Nos zaps Abis Mal with her magic
Abis Mal grins evilly. "And don't forget the deadly eye lasers. Red ones that really sting!"
Warp tries to attack Abis Mal, but he has grown larger.
Abis Mal shook his finger at him with a grin. "Ah, ah, ah! Too late, Warp. Hey, I can see our hide-out from here!"
The ocean.
XR can be heard playing a harmonica from inside the safe. He is wearing shades and singing. "Ohh, my genie woman left me, yeah my baby gone done me wrong. She dun dumped me in the ocean where a bum like me belong." just when he continues on, he hears a beeping noise. He looks down and sees an answering machine and telephone is shown on his lap. He raises a brow. "Hmm, I've got a message."
He presses the button and Nos's voice is heard
"It's me, Nos. Exit is down the hall to your right. Abis Mal may have said ocean floor, but he didn't say forever. I love you XR."
XR was frozen for a moment and smiles and bursts through the safe into the sky. He is fiery red. "She loves me!"
Back at the pier,
Abis Mal is attempting to hit Warp with his eye lasers.
" Ha, ha, ha, not so tough without a genie, eh Warp?!"
Warp dodges more lasers on the ground with Abis Mal chasing after him.
Nos talks to Pam in her cage.
"Do not worry, angel-face. Help is on the way."
Abis Mal tries to hit Warp and Abu with his lasers, but ends up hitting his foot. He smells something burning and realizes that his foot is now on fire. He grabs his foot and hops around. "Ow, ow, ow! That hurts!"
Haroud rolls his eyes. "Wonderful, soon enough you'll be good enough to play birthday parties."
"I heard that Haroud." Abis Mal shouts out. "I hear all. In fact, I hear the conversation of distant grazing antelope."
He places his hand around his ear and listens for a second. "...boy are they boring."
"It's payback time!" XR shouts out.
Abis Mal covers the damage ear. "Ooh, too loud!"
Everyone smiles as they see XR soaring through the sky glowing in red and yellow
"I am your worst nightmare, Abis Mal. I am in a genie in love!" He stands on a rock in a heroic pose with a giant white flag behind him that carries a heart on it. "Powered by the energy of flying pigs from outer space, I fear neither bullets, nor intimacy, nor the likes of you, vile nemesis!"
Nos winks at Pam and Genie shows up behind her whispering, but still focused on Abis Mal.
"So how do I stop the vile nemesis?"
Nos giggles and smirks. "Like any other all-powerful, cosmic being: pull the plug!"
"I like your style, genie woman." XR leaves and returns with a present. "Salmon jerky from the wharf."
Nos smiles and kisses his cheek and XR blushes but still serious. "I'm sorry for The way I acted, that was uncalled for.."
Nos kisses his cheek and smiles. "I know luv and I will not condemn you for that."
Abis Mal is standing in front of them looking down upset the Genie is back. "You tricked me! Bad genie!"
He begins to shoot lasers at XR who has managed to run up behind him and reach the back of his neck. He opens a hatch and shakes his head."
"We have to operate!" XR pulls out two batteries and Abis Mal begins to shrink and lose his power.
Abis Mal shrinks back to normal size. "No, no, no!" He lands on the shore in the water holding Nos's bottle. Nos hovers by in a relaxed pose. "That's twice you tricked me!"
Nos smirks. "You said cosmic powers tough guy. You did not say forever."
Abis Mal growls. "Fine, for my last wish, I want Warp and his genie smashed!"
Nos shook her finger like a mother to a child on sweets. "Rules! I cannot kill anyone!"
Abis Mal glares and seethes "Oh, brother. Then, turn them into little cockroaches so I can mash them!"
Pam, Warp and Genie all gasp!
Abis Mal stomps up and down. "I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish!"
Nos didn't want to especially on her love but she had no choice. "...Yes, Master."
Nos gets ready to zap Warp and XR as Abis Mal watches on. Abu takes the bottle from Abis Mal and runs away with it. Haroud and Abis Mal both chase after him, but Abu tosses the bottle to Pam who catches it and begins to rub
"I wish for Nos not to grant that wish!"
Right as the magic is about to hit Warp and Genie, it reverses directions and hits Abis Mal and Haroud instead, turning them into cockroaches. They scamper around for a while.
Abu picks Pam's lock and she's free.
"But, I didn't wish that."
Nos merely shrugs. "Freebie but they will be that way for a day or two."
XR picks up his lamp that was dropped from Abis Mal's clothes and goes to Nos.
"Add on a second bathroom, put a little white picket fence around it, home sweet home."
Nos wraps her arms around his arms. "Sounds cozy luv." She purr the last part and XR blushes deeply.
Warp grins a sad grin. "Thank you for saving us. I'm sorry that you had to use your wish."
Nos walks to Pam and smiles. "She will just going to have to make her last wish a special one are you sweetie?
Nos hugs Pam, and XR kneels by Pam's side. "Free the genie!" He whispers and stands off to the side whistling "Of course I'll free you, Nos, I just wish we could always be together-!"
Pam gasps as she realizes what she just said as does XR. "I didn't mean that! I mean, I…"
XR's jaw drops while Nos and Pam have a sparkle over them as they are now always together. Nos goes over to XR, who is still in shock.
"I am sorry, luv but Pam has no one else. I cannot leave her." Nos pushes up XR's jaw and Warp pats him on the back. XR smiles and nods. "I understand."
Pam comes running up to him to gives him a hug. "Thank you, XR!"
Nos kisses his cheek and leans to his ear. "Besides, we genies have eternity~."
XR looks to Nos as she winks at him. "You, uh, free sometime next century? Say eight-ish?"
Nos smiles and kisses him a small kiss. "Eight-ish. It is a date." XR grins and blushes deeply as Nos grins.
Soon enough, a flying pig from earlier above them looking down. He makes a swing in the air with his mallet and winks.