There hasn't been any story about Lois and Alana. This is basically an AU of What If instead of Alana replacing Lois. What if she tries to have Lois for herself. There are reasons behind this idea of how and why Alana would try to marry Lois by turning her into a lesbian.

Reason Number 1: Lois's father Carter is filthy rich, and Alana would try and marry Lois for it.

Reason Number 2: Because why not.

Also there has been times Lois have kissed other women like Bonnie and did fantasize a Latin woman casher to run away with. But again, this is just AU stuff. Anyway, hope you guys enjoy this.


At the Griffin's residence sounds of piano music coming from the living room. Sitting and playing the piano is a young Caucasian woman with long, flowing brunette hair, reddish pinkish lips, dark lavender eyeshadow, and thickened black eyelashes. She wears a cyan jacket with a white undershirt, blue jeans, and red and white sneakers. Hitting every musical key to make a wonderful melody. Once she's done with her lesson, Lois clapped her hands.

"Alana that was beautiful. Not only you're talented, but you're my best performing student I ever had." Lois complimenting Alana talent.

"Thanks Miss. Griffin, that's very kind of you." Said Alana feeling touched.

"Oh, Alana, you know you can call me by my first name. By the way, sorry about Chris sniffing your hair. He has this thing about smelling women's hair."

"It's alright, I don't really mind."

Chris suddenly creeped up behind and sniff her hair "Ahh, smells like oak tree." Said Chris sniffing Alana hair.

"Chris! Leave Alana alone!" Lois yelled at Chris "Go back doing your homework!"

"I just complimenting on how lovely her hair smells!" Chris shouted back before leaving the room.

"Alana why haven't you gone to college yet? It's been five years since you graduated." Lois asked.

"It's because I can't afford to go to Juliiard. It's $12,000 to apply, and I don't have enough to afford it."

"And don't tell me you can't pay the $7 dollar for today's lesson, cause that's basically our sandwich money."

"I can still pay it, but I've been having trouble of saving enough to afford for collage."

Lois blundered in thought, however she smiled when a sudden idea popped in her head "Then how about being our live-in housekeeper?" Asked Lois generously.

"You… want me to stay…?"

"Of course, you'll stay here and help around the house. And in return you'll able to raise enough money to get yourself into Juliiard."

"I-I… I don't know what to say." Alana is speechless "Thank you Lois."

"Not a problem. I'll talk to Peter about it. You'll come in by tomorrow?"

"Of course, that'll give me enough time to pack my stuff."

Lois and Alana walked to the front door with Lois opening the door to see Alana out "I'll see you tomorrow, Alana." Lois waved goodbye as Alana waved back.

As soon as Alana returned to her apartment, the atmosphere changed. Alana smiled sinisterly as she took out her notebook which had the words 'Evil Plan' on the cover. She opens it and stops on the page, which is a checking list, with the words 'Replacing Lois' on top.

"Getting the family to hire me as their housekeeper, checked." Putting a check mark beside "All I have to do is gain the trust of the family members, make Lois feel jealous enough to try and get me to leave. Haired some goons to get rid of Lois and replace her with myself. After that, a new life. Sorry Lois, but I need your life more than you do."


After staying with the Griffin's a few days of being their housekeeper. Alana was biding her time before executing the next phase of her plan to try and seduce Peter, and bonding with the rest of the family. However, one day while cleaning the dishes with Brian reading a newspaper, the doorbell rang.

"I got it!" Lois shouted already in the front room.

Alana stopped what she was doing and went to see who it was. As soon, Lois opened the door, reveal an old man in a wealthy suit. With a grouchy expression on his face.

"Oh, hello Daddy. What bring you here?" Lois asked her father.

"Your mother asked me to come because bunch of government agents are searching for any illegal stuff." Said Carter.

Alana watched as Lois and her father sat on the couch "Hey, Brian? Who's the old guy with the emotionless face?" Alana asked.

"Oh, that's just Carter Pewterschmidt. Best not to interacted with him." Brian told her without looking away.

"Wait, Pewterschmidt? As in THE Pewterschmidt? One the most riches men in Qauhog?" Alana asked, surprised.

"Yep, and one the most corrupted douchbags who ever lived. And he's Lois's father."

This surprised Alana even more. She had no idea that Lois, the very woman she's trying to replace is the daughter of the wealthiest tycoon in Qauhog. How did she not know this? Maybe Lois didn't think it was important. But this changes everything, even her plan. What does this mean for her?

"Alana!" Lois called out which snapped Alana back from her thoughts as she noticed that Lois and Carter are looking at her "Alana, come and meet my father."

For now, Alana keeps her nerves in check as she walked into the room as Lois stood up "Alana, this is my father, Carter. Daddy, meet one of my students and new housekeeper, Alana Fitzgerald." Lois introduced her to Carter.

"So, you finally hired someone who isn't a illegal Mexican, huh?" Said Carter in a sarcastic tone which Lois ignored.

"It's honor to meet you, Mr. Pewterschmidt." Alana held out her hand to shake hands, but Carter didn't bother.

"Anyway, you wouldn't mind if I smoke a cigar in front of you where might cough?" Carter asks as he pulls out a cigar and lights it, puffing out smoke which causes Alana to cough.

"I-I should (cough) get back (cough) doing the dishes (cough, cough)." Alana coughing before returning to the kitchen.

Once she's back in the kitchen, Alana walked up to Brian "I didn't know, Lois father was actually Carter Pewterschmidt." Said Alana.

"There's a lot of things you don't know about." Said Brian looking at Alana by putting down the newspaper "Carter is one the most corrupted people in the world. Lois never told you about him because of all the crappy scams and schemes he did. How else did he get so damn rich."

"What did Peter think of it when he married Lois?" Alana asked curiously.

"He did mention that he only married Lois because he's hoping Carter would put him on his will. There was this one time in a cutaway he wanted to use the money to surgery turn his whole body into stain glass." Brian told her.

"Marrying her because of money… Interesting…" Alana slowly grinning mischievous, rubbing her chin. Something that Brian didn't feel suspicious of.


Later that night, Alana is in her room in the Griffin's house. Sitting on the bed with her notebook out. Staring at the page where she's planning on replacing Lois. However, after meeting Carter and learning that Lois is in fact his biological daughter. It changed everything. Learning that Peter only married her because of who her father is. Alana soon has a new plan forming in her head.

Crossing out the old plan, she turned the page and wrote down a new, devious plan. The new plan Alana has in mind is called 'Marrying Lois' as she wrote down phases of her plan. This plan not only gave her a new life but carved her way to the top.

"All I have to do is seduce Lois, get her to have sexual feelings for me, get her divorce Peter and leave the family. And then get Lois to marry me." Said Alana smiling at her plan, but knows it won't be easy "This will take months, but it'll all be worth it. Muhahahaha… HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Alana let out a evil laugh as lighting flashed out from nowhere.


That's it for this chapter. Alana plans is set in motion as she'll try and make Lois all hers. Leave a review and have a good week.