Here's the second chapter of All About Alana and Lois. Before Alana set her plan into motion, she must gather enough intel on Lois. Since according to google, Lois is Bi-Curious. So, Alana needs to take this approach nice and slow. Hope you guys enjoy this chapter.


The next morning Alana is vacuuming the house while Lois and Peter are out of the house. Alana stayed up all night, writing down her new plan of seducing Lois. However, she needs to take her approach carefully. She has it all figured out. Of course, there's still one problem.

"How do I seduce Lois?" Alana wonders as she pounder at the problem "I don't know anything about her. Nor what she normally does when she's alone. There must be a way for me to get her to lower her guard so I could work on my manipulation skills. Think, think…"

Alana thinks before coming up with something "I could ask someone, but who?"

"Hey, Alana? Are my clothes done in the laundry, yet?" Meg called downstairs. This gave Alana an idea. All she has to do is dig up any dirt on Lois sexuality. She gave a mischievous smile, what better way to dig up dirt than from the family.

Not long after Alana came into Meg room with a basket of Meg's clothes in hand "Here you go Meg. Nice clean clothes for you." Said Alana.

"Thanks Alana." Meg thanked her.

"Say Megan, mind help me folding these clothes?" Alana asked.

"Sure, I'm happy to."

Both Alana and Meg both sat on their knees as they folded the clothes. While folding Alana cleared her throat "I want to thank again for letting me stay here." Said Alana thanking the family.

"You should thank, Mom. She's the one who insist so she could help you with your collage money." Said Meg as she folded one of her clothes "You know my parents forged my collage application so I could go to Brown University. Of course, it didn't gone so well." Meg told her story to Alana.

"Speaking of parents, can I ask you something?" Alana asked.

"Sure, about what?"

"It's about Lois."

"Lois? What about her?" Meg asked curiously.

"Just on a curious note, does Lois have any sexual feelings?" Alana asked.

"About what?" Meg squints her eyes "And be specific."

"You know, towards people who aren't men?"

"Oh, you're asking if Lois has any romantic feelings for women?"

"Sorry, if it sounds inappropriate. I'm just curious and don't want to offend your mother who went so far on helping me."

"It's quite okay, Alana. Honestly, nothing comes in mind about your question."

This made Alana slightly disappointed. Of course, she doesn't want to show her expression. Alana is hoping she could get any information on Lois life. Anything that would help her to seduce Lois. However, Meg rubs her chin "Actually, there was this time that Lois did kiss someone from my school. Another girl." Said Meg remembering something.

This got Alana curious at this sudden information "What girl?" Alana asked.

"Oh, there's this one girl at school when I was looking for social acceptance." Meg explained her school life "Her name is Sarah. At first, I thought she wanted to be my friend until she brought me to the school club."

"What club is that?"

"Oh, it's called the Lesbian Alliance Club, and it turned out Sarah is a lesbian. When I brought her home after lying about being a lesbian, you know what Lois did?" Meg asks with Alana replied as she shook her head "She show me how a real lesbian would kiss another woman. She French kiss Sarah in the most passionate way. I swear I thought she enjoyed it, so did Sarah."

This was it; this is the info she needed "No way, what happened next?" Alana asked a bit eagerly, hoping to squeeze more intel.

"That's it I'm afraid."

"Oh." Alana sounds disappointed.

"Oh, well, at least I got something. But still not enough. I need more information if I can get Lois under my spell." Thought Alana before she spoke out once more "You sure, there's nothing else?" Alana asks once more.

"Nope. Of course, you could ask Ms. Swanson." Meg told her.

"Ms. Swanson?"

"Our next-door neighbor. She might tell you something. By the way, why you want to ask about my mom's sexuality for?" Meg asked.

"Oh, just curious, nothing too serious. Would you do me a favor and don't tell anyone about what I said?" Alana plea at Meg as the oldest Griffin shrugged her shoulders "Eh, don't worry, as if anyone cared what I would say in the first place." Said Meg optimistic.

As they resume folding clothes, Alana smiled sinisterly "Ms. Swanson, huh? I hope she has something that I need." Thought Alana.


At the Swanson's, Bonnie is sitting on the chair reading while her husband Joe is either at work or at the Clam, drinking with his buddies. Suddenly, she heard a door knocking. Putting the book down she went towards the door and opened it. Only to find a young woman standing on the porch.

"Hello, Ms. Swanson." Greets the young woman.

"Hello, who might you be?" Bonnie asked.

"Name's Alana. I'm the Griffins new housemaid." Alana introducing herself.

"Oh, so you're the young girl Lois was talking about." Bonnie shakes her hand "What kind I do for you?"

"Do you have any sugar? Want to make some cookies but we're seemed to be out." Alana explained.

"Sure thing, come in." Bonnie invite Alana in.

The two women walked into the kitchen "You know, Alana. Lois has told me a lot about you." Said Bonnie as she looked through the cupboards to the sugar.

"She did?" Alana asked, surprised.

"Yes, she said you were her best student. And not to mention you played wonderfully on the piano." Bonnie told Alana the positive things Lois had said to her "Not only that, but you're basically the best housekeeper then the last one."

"Speaking of Lois, can I ask you something?" Alana asked.

"About what?"

"About Lois."

"What about her?"

"Does Lois have any romantic feelings towards women?"

"Any romantic feelings for women?" Bonnie sounds surprised as she turns her attention towards Alana.

"I know it sounds inappropriate. But I'm just curious if Lois had any other relationships other than dull men."

Bonnie rubs her arm. Looking embarrassed to tell her. But she decided to tell her "Well, some years back our neighbor Cleveland was leaving Quahog to move to Virginia after he got his very own spin-off." Bonnie explained to Alana the story.

"His own spin-oof? Really?" Alana asked, surprised.

"Oh yeah. We threw a Go Away Party for him. His request that he asked me and Lois to make out"

When Alana heard it, she lends closer "Make out? As in, kissing?" Alana asks.

"Oh yeah, can't remember how long that last." Bonnie lends to her ear "I led to believe that Lois might be Bi-Curious." Bonnie whispered.

"Bi-Curious? You sure?"

"I didn't think too much of it at first. But after having Lois rub sunscreen on my back. I felt her hand getting too close to my ass." Bonnie told the story before looking for the sugar again.

"Bi-Curious you say, interesting…" Alana smirks.

After Bonnie gave Alana a bag of sugar. She leaves the residence and returns to the Griffins household. All the while Alana goes over everything she learned "So, Lois is Bi-Curious, huh? Well, that shouldn't be a problem. But not yet. I still need one more piece of information before I start. But who should I ask?" Alana thought to herself.


At the park a ball roll on the grass as Brian ran up to it "Woof, woof, woof, woof!" Brian barked as he picked the ball up with her teeth. Bring it back to Alana who was clapping "Good boy, Brian." Alana commentated on him.

She then gave him a belly rub "Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?" Alana cooed.

"Oh yeah…" Brian thumping his back leg "That's the spot. Thanks for taking me to the park Alana." Brian thanked Alana as she stopped giving him belly rubs.

"No problem, Brian. I need some fresh air after being cooped up in the house." Said Alana as she threw the ball and Brian ran after it. When Brian came back with it, Alana pets his head "Brian can I ask you a question?" Alana asks the family's dog.

"Ask anything, since I own you for bringing me here." Said Brian.

"Is Lois Bi-Curious?" Alana asked.

"Lois? Bi-Curious? Where you hear that?" Brian questioned.

"Ms. Swanson thinks that Lois is Bi-Curious. Does that mean she's into other women?"

"Properly, you know I do remember that Lois made a cutaway one time." Brian remembering the cutaway.

"What cutaway?"

"Oh, it's from the episode where Lois got addicted to painkillers. The cutaway is where she was fantasizing of a Latin woman who is a Target cashier. Who she tries to run away with."

"Fantasized a Latin woman, you say? Interesting…" Alana rubs her chin, smirking.

"You know, the way you keep saying that is making me sus- Squirrel!" Brian spots a squirrel as he gave chase while barking "Get back you little bastard! I'll fucking kill you!" With Alana just watching.


Later that night, Alana is doing the laundry with the family sleeping. However, since there's no one around, Alana takes out her notebook as she writes her findings.

"So, Lois, you're Bi-Curious. Not a problem. I'll no doubt turn you into a lesbian." Said Alana plotting "I'll mold you, break you, rebuild you over and over. Reshaping you from my own image. I'll be your whole world, your light, your source of comfort, and once I'm done with you."

Alana made a drawing of herself and Lois having a wedding, with Alana and Lois in wedding gowns "You'll be marrying me…" With the next drawing with only Alana surrounded by money "And your father's money, will be mine as well."

Alana plan is all set. She's now ready to perform her long psychological warfare on Lois. Alana will break Lois mind to pieces and reshaping her. Isolate her from everyone. She'll take away Lois independence, so she'll be totally dependent on her. Take away her freedom of thinking. She'll take away everything from Lois. Lois will be her own pet, her free ticket for a wealthy future.

Alana smiled devilishly as she fantasizes both her and Lois in white dresses, with Lois hugging her with her face against her bosom, with Lois long hair, dancing in the wind "Oh, Alana…" Said fantasy Lois "I'm nothing without you… please, take me away from here."

"Of course, my dear Lois. I won't leave without you." Said fantasy Alana.

Once Alana finishes her daydream. Alana shutter at the thought, she's going to enjoy breaking Lois "Now then… where to start?" Alana muttered as she looked through her notebook. As she starts her plans.


Well, that's it for this chapter as Alana set her plans into motion. I might even change the rating from T to M at some point. Anyway, hope you guys enjoy it, leave a review and I'll see you all later.