Newly Weds: Charlie and Vaggie Mange were walking around Godric Hollow on All Hollows Eve in 2008 when one of the houses exploded.
"Shit." Vaggie cursed as she covered her face.
"Come on, Vaggie, people could need our help?"
"Charlie, tu mujer loca." Vaggie called out as Charlie ran towards the house.
Vaggie followed her to meet a 21-year-old man that is dead. Vaggie closed his eyes and learned his name was James Potter. Before Vaggie could do anything else, she heard Charlie crying.
"Hun?" Vaggie called out as she walked up the stairs and came to a broken-down door with Harry's name written on it.
"Amar, are you okay?" Vaggie asked as she walked into the room. Charlie was holding a baby and crying softly. Vaggie walked up to Charlie and put her hand on Charlie's shoulder.
"Charlie?"
"Vaggie!! It's so sad!"
Charlie sobbed into Vaggie when Vaggie took her wife into her arms and patted her on the back.
"Amar, I can hold him if you want to calm down." Vaggie tells her wife that Charlie has given Harry to Vaggie.
As Charlie walked to a corner to calm down, Vaggie smelled something she hadn't smelt in a long time, and Harry started crying.
"Well then, Little One, let's change you. However, it has been a while since I did this, so work with me." Vaggie told Harry as she walked over to the changing table.
"What's that smell?" Charlie asks as she walks up to her wife and notices how natural Vaggie looks with a baby.
"Unfortunately, Harry pooped, and I need to change him. Amar, can you get some clothes from that dresser? Please, long ones." Vaggie responds to Charlie by removing Harry's clothes and undoing the diaper.
"Why did you throw that away? Don't you need that?"
Vaggie shakes her head at Charlie's inexperience with babies. "We don't reuse them. If you keep dirty ones on, the baby can get a rash or sick."
Vaggie put the finishing touches before she took the clothes from Charlie and put them on Harry.
"What are we going to do with him?" Vaggie asks as she looks at Charlie, and not for the first time; she wonders if Charlie has ADHD somehow because she can see her wife running millions of miles per hour.
"Amar, what are you thinking?" Vaggie asked, expecting many things, but the answer wasn't one of them.
"OHOHOHOHOHOHOH IKNOWINKOWIKNOW!!!! WECOULDADOPTHIM!"
It took Vaggie a few minutes to understand what Charlie just said. Vaggie blinked like a Goetia a few times before she spoke again.
"Charlie, My Love, Mi Amar, My Morning Star, this is one of your jodidamente loco ideas." Charlie opens her mouth, only for Vaggie to beat her. "We live in Hell."
Charlie watches Vaggie with Harry on her hip, looking like a natural mother.
"I know that Vaggie, but imagine him being raised by a demoness and an angel!" Charlie said before she added, "Here's the sugar on the cream; you look natural with Harry."
Vaggie is about to say something against being a natural when Charlie gives her the one thing that is her weakness: Charlie's Disney Face. Vaggie looks at Harry, and Harry looks back with big green eyes. Vaggie knew she was losing this battle but had to point something out again.
"Mi Amar, once again, we live in Hell. How are we supposed to raise a human in Hell?"
Vaggie pulled Harry's foot out of his mouth. Charlie's eyes sparkled as she remembered something Prince Stolas told her.
"We could blood adopted him!!" Vaggie raises her eyebrows at her wife before she asks an important question.
"Do you even know how?" The silence Vaggie got in return answered her pretty well.
"Bah." Both women look at the baby, trying to eat his foot again. Vaggie walks over to the dresser to grab a pair of booties and put them on Harry.
"Let's go home, Mi Amar." Vaggie called out as she walked out of the nursery.
"Vaggie, what do you mean by go home? What about Harry? We can't leave him here! Vaggie?" Charlie questioned Vaggie as she went after her.
Charlie runs outside to see Vaggie and Harry waiting for her. Vaggie and Harry. Charlie blinks a few times to make sure she sees Vaggie smirking at her with Vaggie bouncing Harry on her hip. "Something wrong, Amar?"
"But Harry? He's in your arms?" Charlie starts to question but stops when both women hear wings flapping. Vaggie spins, hands Harry to Charlie, and summons her spear.
Both women see six angels coming down from the sky. 5 of them are males, and one is female. Three of the males are wearing white, one is wearing blue, one is wearing green, and the last one is wearing gold armor. The only female is wearing black.
"Ha does a Fallen and Wingless Angel think they have a chance against 4 Archangels?" Michael laughed coldly as he drew his sword until another voice spoke up.
"I'm pretty sure I would win, Mikey, but I'm not wingless."
The 6 angels and the 2 denizens of Hell looked and saw a Fire Portal and the King and Queen stepped out of it.
"YOU!!!!!!" Michael roared as his four brothers held him in place.
Lilith walked to Azrael and started to speak to the Angel of Death.
"Rea, you need to come for dinner again."
"When I have time I will and as long as it's at the Hotel." Azrael said to Lilith as he hugged her before he told Charlie the 2nd part.
"You aren't allowed up here, Traitor!" Michael screamed at Lucifer which only made Lucifer raise an eyebrow.
"Can anyone give me the date?" Lucifer asked which made Michael scream harder.
"It's Halloween Luci." Azrael said in the middle of her talk with Lilith.
"Gabe, are you still God's main messenger and know his laws?" Gabriel nodded his head in response to Lucifer's question.
"WHY DOES THE FUCK IT MATTER!!!" Michael roared until a baby cry was heard.
All heads turned to the crying baby in Charlie's arms and a pissed-off Vaggie stomping up to Michael.
"If you ever make Harry cry again I'll gut you Como la puta que eres and I don't care if you're an Archangel or not. That is the same for each of you maldita puta!" Vaggie turns around, walks back to her wife, and fixes how she held Harry. Lilith, Charlie, and Azrael snorted at the name Vaggie called the other angels.
"Back to Michael's question, it matters because Father said on Halloween Lucifer can walk on the human world without being summoned, using rituals, or any other ways. Unfortunately, This Baby has to go to an abusive house. He is part of a prophecy." Gabriel spoke in a sad tone until an uncharacteristically shit was heard from Azrael.
"Gabe would be right, except for one thing." Everyone looks at Azrael as she studies the scar on Harry's head.
"What thing? Ancient Laws are clear, nothing can go over them."
"You would normally be right again, but some things can go over the Ancient Laws."
"Like what? Laws are Sacred!" Zadkiel begins until Azrael stops him with one word.
"Horcruxes."
Charlie waves a hand over a sleeping Harry in time because her wife, mom, and dad begin to curse loudly.
"Whose Soul is it, Az?"
"Thomas Riddle, aka Voldemort."
"THAT SICK SON OF A BITCH! THAT MEANS GAME FUCKING ON!" Lucifer roared as he went full Demon Mode which broke through Charlie's shield and made Harry cry again, making the four women glare at The Short King.
"Not 100% accurate, Luci. Unfortunately, Harry(?) has to destroy the rest of them himself, but that doesn't mean you can't train him. This means when he turns 11 he has to go to Hogwarts." Azrael said before he turned to the destroyed house.
"Aunt Rae, what do you mean by Harry having to destroy the others? How do you know Riddle made and Horcruxes?" Charlie asked as she rocked Harry back to sleep with Vaggi's help.
Azrael still looking at the destroyed house, raised her left and waved it, and a black goop/spirit flew out of Harry's scar and Azrael crushed her hand and killed that part of Riddle's soul.
"One down, Unfortunately, I don't know how many were made. I'll talk to Death to see how much I can know and tell you, guys. You stupid Son of a bitch."
Uriel and Raphael had to drag Michael back to Heaven as Gabriel and Zadkiel flew back up while Zadkiel glared at Lucifer.
"Az, who is stupid?" Lilith asked and before anyone could say anything a silver silky cloak flew into Azrael's waiting hands.
"Death, my stupid Spouse. Almost 1,000 years ago, Death lost a bet and had to give up their wand, their wedding ring, and my cloak. Funny enough Harry's ancestor was the one who was given the cloak."
Azrael left after promising to visit the Royal Family of Hell and give Harry the cloak before he leaves for his first year. After the 4 people watch Azrael walk into a portal and begin to scream in Latin, Lilith turns towards her daughter and asks what plan Azrael is discussing.
Charlie gulped and said, "Vaggie and I are going to adopt Harry and Blood Adopt him. We need your guy's help because I don't know the ritual."
This made Lucifer and Lilith blink before Lucifer and Lilith looked at both women and saw Harry reaching for Vaggie again.
"Applepie, it looks like there's only one thing to do now." Lucifer said to Lilith as he opened a portal to Morningstar Manor. Charlie asked about Harry.
"Well, I'll set up a meeting with the other Sins in about an Hour. Plus, I need to find a book about adoption."
Charlie and Vaggie blinked at Lucifer until what he said finally clicked. Charlie hugs Lucifer with a confused Harry in the middle of the hug until Vaggie saves him.
"Charlie and Vaggie, Luci, and I are proud of you two. You will make great mothers. Charlie, you need to let your father go." Lilith said as she put her hand on Charlie's shoulder and Charlie let go of the hug.
The King and Queen went through the portal Vaggie spoke up.
"Hon, we should have a meeting of our own. We need to tell my mothers."
Charlie nods and opens a portal to the head office of Overlord Tower.
~Linebreak~
Carmilla Carmine is going through paperwork when her office door opens softly and she knows it could only be one person.
"Hello, Rosie."
"How do you always know who it is?" Rosie asked as she took a seat.
"You open the door softly, Clara opens the door excitedly, Odette opens it quietly, Vaggie opens it angrily/sassy depending on her mood and who is here, and Charlie opens it musically." Carmilla replied to Rosie.
Rosie leans over the desk and meets Carmilla for a kiss until an "AWWW!/Madre and Mom!/Choo?" comes from a portal.
Rosie and Carmilla broke the kiss to look at their daughter, their daughter-in-law, and a baby.
A baby?
"Is that a Human baby?/Did you two kidnap a Human?" Both Rosie and Carmilla asked at the same time.
"Um, we can explain." Charlie said uncertainly.
"Amar, that's not helping." Vaggie said before she facepalmed she spoke again.
"Yes, it's a human baby. We were in England for our Honeymoon and saw part of a house get destroyed and Charlie ran into said house. Because of Heaven's self-sacrifice rule, James and Lily Potter went to Heaven."
Vaggie stopped to catch her breath and saw three confused faces that asked who.
"James and Lily are Harry's biological parents. I know this because I still have my Angelical powers."
After 45 minutes Vaggie finally finished her story and told her mothers about their new grandson.
The four women were surprised when the rubber duck version of Rosie flew to Harry's outstretched hand and he began to put it in his mouth.
"So my new grandson is a Wixen?" Carmilla asked after the shock left her.
"That explains why and how there is a prophecy about Harry." Charlie whispered to Vaggie about the two Overlords who heard her.
"PROFECÍA/PROPHECY!?" Both Overlords said with raised voices lucky, Harry was too busy with the rubber duck to pay attention to Carmilla cursing. Rosie asked if they were sure.
"That's what Aunt Rae told Mom, Dad, and us. Thankfully Riddle made an unforgivable item and that means we can Blood Adopt Harry and train him."
After a little bit, Charlie and Vaggie waved goodbye as they walked into another portal.
At the Lust Palace, Ozzie sitting at the right-hand seat next to the head of the table when someone sat next to him.
"Any idea why Lucifer called us?" Bee asked while Mammon sat across from her.
"DOES IT EVEN MATTER!!!" Satan said in his Wrath speech from the other end of the table.
"Satan, for the love of our brother shut up! BTW Oz, you have a nice table!" Levi said as he sat down near Satan and before anyone could say anything they heard a THUD! They turn towards the noise only to see Bel on the floor.
"Bel, are you dead? Can I sell your body?" Mamom asked and got a bird in return.
"First of all. Levi, you can't take my table and you will be searched before you leave. No Bee, I don't know why Luci called this meeting. It's still 5 months until our normal meeting." A portal cut Ozzie off, and Lucifer and surprisingly Lilith walked out.
"Please tell me that Bel is still alive?" Lucifer asked to open the meeting and he got a wave from the lying man Lucifer nodded and continued.
"I know this isn't our annual meeting." Satan cut off Lucifer.
"WHO FUCKING CARES!!!"
Satan shut up quickly when the King and Queen glared at him as a portal opened and the Princess, her wife, and a baby in the Princess' arm with a rubber duck he held to his mouth.
"Charlie, honey, is that a baby?" Bee asked the young couple and the 5 other sins looked at the baby who was trying his hardest to eat the rubber duck.
"Is that Rosie's Duck?"
Charlie nodded to Aunt Bee as Vaggie nodded to Lucifer. Lilith gets her husband's attention and he continues the meeting.
Or he was going to if a loudmouth idiot didn't speak first.
"WHO GAVES A FUCK. JUST KILL THE KID AND WE CAN END THIS MEETING" Satan was cut off by a baby cry and A rudder duck to the face and the Sins saw the duck float for a few seconds before it flew back to Harry's waiting hands.
Charlie tries to calm Harry down before he goes back to his mission of trying to eat that duckie.
Ozzie tried to hold in his laughter, Bee tried to hide hers but ended up giggling, and Mamom didn't bother to hide it as he let a deep belly laugh out.
Satan stands up and is met with The Holy Blade, and an angelic spear as Ozzie, Bee, and Mamom stand in front of Charlie and Harry.
"Lucifer, why do you care about a human child?" Bel asked as Satan sat back down.
Lucifer and Lilith look at Charlie, and Vaggie; Charlie, Vaggie, and Harry are standing/being held in front of the Sins and Charlie starts to speak.
"Your Unholinesses, Vaggie, and I were in London for our Honeymoon and saw a house explode."
Vaggie took over and explained how they found Harry and met the Archangels.
"Excuse me, my knowledge of Ancient Laws isn't as good as Gabe's but it isn't that against the Ancient Laws?" Bee asked with a raised hand and Lucifer answered with one word.
"Horcuxes."
Charlie put a soundproof bubble around her and Harry just in time as the Sins started to yell in anger so hard it began to crack the bubble. Vaggie waved to tell Charlie it was good to come out.
As the bubble comes down, Charlie feels Harry snuggle into her as he falls asleep. Mamon asked what are their plan with the baby and Vaggie told the Sins that Charlie and her were going to adopt Harry.
Around 1in the morning, Lilith tells the girls to take Harry to the Hotel Lucifer makes a portal and the trio walks through.
Cherri Bomb, Angel Dust, Niffty, and Alastor were sitting at the bar with Husk when a Hell Portal opened up, and Charlie, Vaggie, and a human baby in Charlie's arms.
Before anyone could say anything a blue and stary portal opened up and a grey-blue owl walked out of the portal carrying a grey owl chick.
"LISTEN TO ME YOU FUCKING PLEBEIAN-" The portal closed when the screaming woke up both babies.
"Prince Stolas, what are you doing here at this hour?" Charlie asked as she tried to calm Harry down.
"Princess Charlotte, I'm sorry, but your father called me asking about a prophecy that involves Voldemort and Harry Potter." Stolas says as he waves a hand and a playpen appears, Stolas and Charlie put the children in.
Stolas summoned a book and Vaggie and Charlie looks Stolas's shoulder as Octavia and Harry looked at each other Harry offered his duckie to Octavia, and when Octavia went to take it they touched and began to glow gold.
"Who the fuck is Harry Potter? Why is there a human baby here and why is he and the owl chick glowing?" Angel Dust asked as everyone turned towards him.
"Angel what the fuck are you talking abou." Vaggie started until she saw the glow herself.
"Oh my, a bond!! Well, Stella won't be happy." Stolas said happily as Charlie's eyes got wide.
"Excuse me, my feathery fellow, what kind of bond? I didn't feel a deal being made." Alastor asked what was on everyone's mind barring Charlie and Stolas.
"It's a marriage bond, they will be married in the future, so that means they can't be forced into any relationship by anyone, there may be more people apart of this bond, we won't know until Harry meets them."
As Charlie and Vaggie tell the Hazbin Crew and Stolas how they found Harry and Octavia fell asleep next to each other, as that happened another part of Hell at a pound a Hellhound pup named Loona glowed gold, and another part of Hell, a Hellborn girl named Velvette glowed gold as well.
Back at the Hotel, Vaggie got everyone back on Prophecy and Harry.
"Right. The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches... Born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies... and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not... and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives... The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the seventh month dies."
"Aunt Rae already told us that Harry has to fight Voldemort and there was a prophecy involved too. It's good to know the exact wording." Charlie said as Angel and she took a picture of the sleeping babies with their phones.
"There's one more thing I was asked to do before I leave. Charlotte, Vaggie I need some blood." Stolas said as he made a ritual circle and he walked over and picked up Harry, which woke both babies up.
Vaggie and Charlie cut themselves and dropped a few drops in the cup that Stolas told them to and mixed a potion with them.
"This is a blood adoption ritual and potion. This will make Harry the blood son of Charlotte and Vaggie." Stolas explains to the Hazbin Crew before he turns toward Harry "Little One, I need you to drink all of this."
Stolas raises the cup to Harry's lips and Harry starts to drink the potion Stolas starts to chant in a language that no one knew. Everyone sees Harry's hair become purple with Black and Blond highlights and his skin has a lighter ashen gray color and his eyes are a mix of green, yellow, and pink.
"Congrats Charlotte and Vaggie, you have a son. Octavia and Harry should have a playdate in the future." Stolas said as he picked up his daughter and left via portal Charlie and Vaggie took Harry to their room and saw a crib already there with some toys around their room.
Vaggie walks over to the crib and sees stuffed versions of a Stag, a Wolf, a Dog, and a Tiger, she also sees a note in the middle of the crib and she picks it up.
"Amar, there's a note here." Charlie walks over and Vaggie reads it out loud.
"Dear Charlie and Vaggie,
Death and I decided to get Harry a crib and some toys. The toys in the crib are the only surviving toys from Harry's room and according to Lily (Harry's birth mother) are his favorite. Talking about his birth parents, They are happy that Harry is safe and you adopted him.
Love,
Aunt Rae."
Charlie reread the note as Vaggie saw two more toys appear in the crib, two stuffed ducks who looked like Lilith and Lucifer.
Charlie put Harry in the crib as Vaggie and her got ready for bed