"Conker are you even going to do anything with us?" Kazuma asked since he and the others were trying to fend off the various monsters that ere popping in and out without care or tear. "These things are driving us up more insane than-"

"You don't need to say anything." Conker pointed out upon using his frying pan while having stood on the context sensitive thing he formed for he was quick to start peeing on the enemies. "We're in a fanfiction remember? Anything can happen."

"Ooh goodness do these stink~!" Darkness huffed since she was starting to get aroused from her sweat and farting being more pungent than usual. "This is such a disgusting feeling~. My, I certainly have a lotta smelly braps~"