Trick Pov:

"Fuck! Fuckity! Fuck! I was having a moment, a proper genuine moment with a sibling who grew up around the world's deadliest mercenary and had misadventures that had affected herself as well as the world around her. Had to be interrupted by a rather sexy six-armed woman wearing samurai armor who teleported us to a game show hosted by what I can describe as what Oogie Boogie would look like if he was turned inside out and wore a diaper. And you know what's the worst part? I'm stuck with the man who knew the woman! How many people does Wade either hang out with or date in his past, do all of them work with psychopaths?! I mean the only thing that's keeping me cool is having Jeff by my side since his deadly smile and black eyes are the one thing keeping me focused on finishing this game and killing Mojo."


Mojo World 2

It had been an hour since they'd arrived here and had managed to survive their first encounter that involved Spiral's hunters called the 'Reavers'. Walking over a hill were Deadpool and Trickster covered in blood as well as taking out bullets that had been lodged into their chests. Jeff was humming about having a chance to get into the action as was chewing on a severed hand.

"You've got to admit it, kid. We had one hell of a welcoming party that gave us space weaponry and a map to show where the center of this place is."

Deadpool informed Trick about when they first landed right in the middle of the Reavers camp since it allowed them to be better equipped for the journey ahead. Taking point so the VK can look after their carnivorous companion, Wade climbs up a tree to see where the center of this land is.

"If that map can lead me to both of my wives and friends, then lead the way. If not? Might as well use it as toilet paper."

He responded to Wade about finding the others since they could be in danger with whoever they might come across during their stay here. Leaning against the tree and checking out the weaponry they took from Spiral's gang, he noticed Jeff rubbing against his leg to try and comfort him on how he was feeling.

"Good quip. Bad usage of this map since despite our captors being futuristic as shit, this will help us avoid the hazards Spiral had placed here for Mojo's entertainment. Such as Sentinel graveyard."

Informing Trick about while they were using a map wasn't advanced but helped them avoid traps and locations that would make their deranged host fans cheer at their demise. The Oogie didn't respond to him since he was distracted by Jeff who was having trouble spitting out one of the bones that he ate from the hand. Wade dropped to the ground and pointed the way forward where the center of the land was located.

"Speaking of 'Spiral'. How do you know that woman? Mind you, I wouldn't mind meeting people with extra limbs. It could help me know how to satisfy Mal and Evie when their tired from work and make things fun in bed. But I want to know what's the issue between her and you."

Trickster asked about the partnership he had with Mojo's assistant since he tried to be friendly with her in front of everyone. It was a moment he wanted to take back since he'd done it in front of Princess since he considered her the youngest of his children. Trick had the right to know about the mystical six-armed woman who had no issue in having them fight for the entertainment of an alien dimension.

"There's no issue, Spiral is what I considered a 'Tsundere'. We met when I was being picked out for one of Mojo's death-defying shows, nothing like this since he put effort into this place. But after it fell off and she got banished to Earth, we hooked up together when we were on the same team. X-Force."

Summarizing the relationship between him and Spiral which made Trick groan at his explanation as they walked across a field with abandoned vehicles that looked functional to drive. Deciding to hold their conversation and look for a car they could drive in, Jeff was able to find one that would be great for terrain and stylish to drive across the land.

"What the hell is this? It looks like something Auradon Prep would make for a parade."

Trickster commented on the vehicle that Jeff had chosen which was a dune buggy with a color palette of red and blue with web designs across the hood. Continuing to look at the vehicle, he saw an emblem of what looked familiar to him when he'd visited New York as well as the other heroes that he and the others had met.

"It's the Spider-Mobile! Made by my friendly neighborhood best friend who uses it whenever he runs out of web fluid. It can drive up on walls and has extra padded seats for bumpy rides. Not like the Dead-mobile I made back in the city."

Deadpool explained about the usage of the vehicle as he hopped into the driver's seat and started to hotwire it. Getting the engine to start and headlights blinking, Trickster picked up the Landshark and hopped into the passenger's seat as Wade drove them onto a road where he set up the map for them to find out where the center of Mojo World 2 was located. They were passing by numerous sightings that Deadpool was pointing out to pass the time since it could help Trick out if they saw his friends were hiding.

"Since we've got this time to ourselves and haven't had a father and son conversation. I'm curious about how you've been handling things back in Auradon. Mal told me about that chimichanga stand you set up, makes me proud of you sharing the greatest meal known to man back home."

Praising his half-son for offering the best meal of all time to the residents of Auradon who haven't had what he describes as the best meal of all time. Seeing how he was curious about what was happening back home, Trick shrugged his shoulders at his side gig since there had been other things going on that caught his attention.

"I mean if you're doing that for free, then I have no issue since you're spreading awareness of the supremacy of the chimichanga. But I want to get into the nitty-gritty about the conversation you had with Eleanor."

He went to the private conversation that Trick and his eldest daughter had alone from everyone during the dinner they had at Blind Al's apartment. Realizing that Wade wanted to hear about his talk with his newfound sister, Trick had to figure out something else to tell them than the truth.

"Oh, you know. Warning her about if she wanted to visit Auradon to avoid the usual princess that hit on her. They go crazy for the badass girls who can do things by themselves."

Responding to Wade about what he wanted to tell Eleanor about that made the man nod toward the conversation. Continuing their drive across the road and looking over to the left, he saw a cliff that showed a beautiful sight of a lake and the sun rising. Taking a park the buggy to admire the sight, Wade walked out of the driver's seat and placed him on the side in a safe spot before heading back into the buggy.

"Let's try this again."

Wade told Trickster before stomping on the pedal and driving toward the edge which made the VK scared at how Deadpool was acting. Just as they reached the edge and were inches away from plummeting to the ground, Wade managed to stop the vehicle and made it tip from front to back in an attempt to make Trick tell the truth.

"Wade! I know we can survive anything but this is not the time to test our healing factors!"

Shouting at Deadpool for it being a bad time to be testing out how well they could heal from life-threatening scenarios. This wasn't a time to do it as Trick looked over at him to see Wade perfectly calm and trying to get him to tell the truth.

"Mojo didn't give us a time limit or any type of warning of us not reaching the finish line. So I'd advise you to come out clean before I explain to Evie and Mal why their husband came back in a box and cut up into pieces."

Threatening to have Trick be seen by the loves of his life as nothing but limbs in a small box that he'd find once they made it out of the wrecked car. Deadpool continued to mess with the Oogie as he pushed the buggy slightly over the edge and was ready to dive into the ground where they'd blow up in a fiery manner. A million thoughts were running in Trick's mind in getting out, but it wouldn't stop Wade from getting the truth out of him.

"Fine! I was talking to Eleanor about an incident that involved time travel because it made me feel like you!"

Trickster caved in and told her the truth which made the masked mutant stop tilting the buggy and slowly go back so they didn't fall. Jeff watched from afar as the Landshark saw the Spider-Mobile going backward and parked in a spot where he was able to see Wade looking seriously at his son.

"There was another VK like me on the Isle, a guy who I thought was just a pissed-off guy who wanted to be another wannabe villain. Was the son of a time-traveling nutball who wanted to take over Auradon. Then, his sister is the exact opposite. Stopped him and erased him from time, twice! All in the while I hopped along and met my actual dad, who I was inches away from killing. And now? I might have fucked up Auradon because I helped changed the past."

Explaining what happened to him back home and being a part of a life-changing event that had changed several things in Auradon. Wade took a moment to think about what he'd just said and not tell anyone about it except for Eleanor. Trick felt frustrated in admitting that the last thing he wanted to tell him was that the adventure made him feel like Deadpool.

"While we might have found a way to make this father and son bond work. I feel like it doesn't because I'm split down the middle of acting like an Oogie and a Deadpool at the same time. I think it would have been better if I'd been raised with you than in Auradon."

Admitting that if there was a chance he could rewrite time like before and had managed to find the moment where Shiklah was in Auradon with his infant self. He could have let the succubus take his infant self and live on the other earth with her and potentially Wade. The only response that Trick got from Deadpool was a breath of frustration from what he'd just said and about having a better childhood with him than on the Isle of the Lost.

"You complain too much. I already told you back at the X-Mansion that you had a good life; sure, you had sixteen years to suffer because of Oogie Boogie but I had fucking horror of my upbringing up to now. And don't think Shiklah or I be a better choice because we can agree on one thing, both of us could have turned you into a monster that could hurt a lot of people. So I think you should accept that childhood was a gift than a life we would have given you!"

Shouting at Trick whether or not he would have done better with the succubus than the boogie man. It could have turned him into something worse than what he was now, but what made the VK not respond was Wade calling his upbringing with Oogie Boogie a 'gift'. Without saying a word or showing any expression through his mask, he took out his guns and any type of firearm he'd had on his belt and dropped it outside of the Spider-Mobile.

"I'm going fight you now."

He told Deadpool about lashing out toward him for that response he'd given to him. Wade didn't say a word as he knew that this was what Trick needed to get this anxiety out of him to move forward. What he didn't expect was a right hook toward his face which gave him a nosebleed.

"Let's fucking go."

Responding to the punch by punching Trick in the face, they started fighting each other violently. Slamming Deadpool's face into the radio that started background music, Trick pulled out a knife and started stabbing his stomach. Wade managed to escape from it and tied the VK up in a seatbelt and elbowed him in the face, it resulted in Trick kicking him out of the vehicle and landing in front of it.

"You dirty bitch."

Insulting Wade leaving Trick to pull out his katanas to prepare for whatever his other father had in store for him as he watched Deadpool run to the buggy and hit it with his body causing Trick to fall back into his seat. He didn't see Wade leaping into the Spider-Mobile with his set of katanas as he stabbed him through the chest, Trick ignored the pain and pushed Wade downward and stabbed him back. It resulted in being thrown out of the vehicle and landing in the dirt, Trick looked upward to see Jeff watching the fight as he found the fight amusing.

"Sorry for ignoring you, little buddy. But I need to let out some rage."

Apologizing to his new friend as he dropped his swords to the ground and pulled out two Sai blades from his waist before rushing into the buggy and repeatedly stabbing Deadpool who responded by taking out a pair of small knives and started to stab him back.

"Baby knives!"

Shouting the weapons he used on Trick as he was hitting several artery points on his body that would force him to stop fighting. It only fueled the VK to stab Wade's head forcing him to fall into the back seats and rapidly stab the mutant to where he kicks Trick back to the passenger's seat. A glove compartment opens to show a set of web-slinger devices as Trick decides to put them and webs Deadpool's hands on the seat.

"Shit. Now I know you liked this car; it has an interesting set of toys."

Complimenting Deadpool on the choice of vehicles as he didn't notice him breaking free from his webbing and continued the attack on Trickster. The two continued to battle each other in the addition of stabbing till one of them would give up or pass out. All the while was Jeff watching from afar hearing swearing and shouting from the buggy as he wondered when the fighting would stop. The Landshark didn't notice a set of footsteps coming from behind him as he looked up to someone who smelled like a friend to Wilson.

"That idiot. What the hell did he get me into this time?"

Asking about what the mutant had done as the stranger was a man wearing a skeleton mask and white cape. He sits down near Jeff and watches the fight with him until Deadpool and Trickster stop their fighting so the stranger can take over and get them somewhere that wouldn't get them noticed by Mojo's contestants.


Later-Unknown Location

The fight between Trickster and Deadpool lasted hours before they both passed out in the buggy with their suits torn up and their blades broken. The masked man drove their Spider-Mobile back to a disclosed place where it was hidden from the locals. Trick was resting on a bed with his weapons taken away and Jeff resting on his chest, the shark looked at the VK to nibble on his head to try and wake him up.

"Mal, it's too early for me to be a chew toy. Let Evie tenderize me before you can start biting."

Muttering in his sleep, Jeff bit Trick's shoulder to make him wake up as the VK woke up suddenly to see himself in a room with numerous items lying against the room and Wade not wearing his mask who'd waited for him to awaken.

"Don't be embarrassed, I've had weird dreams involving a bit of foreplay. But not with a girl who can become a dragon."

Informing him about being comforted by a partner and having fun with them in a special manner. Trick didn't say anything but got up from the bed to check around the place to see where they had been taken. Judging from the structure and dampness of the room, they were underground. Seeing one of his swords by the side and heading over to the entrance to prepare and head out. He was stopped by a high-speed arrow that made him drop to the ground.

"This guy is more of an idiot than you are Wade. Didn't think but to get properly armed before leaving."

Responding to Wade about Trick being his kid as the VK looked over to see who was able to shoot him with the arrow. It was a man wearing a skull mask and a white cloak while wearing a blue and orange suit that came with a belt with various weapons.

"Trick. This is Taskmaster, one of my fellow mercenary companions I've worked with in the past and a mentor to Eleanor. He found us after our 'roughhousing' in the Spider-Mobile. He brought us here to this humble home; we're also not the only ones here."

Wade introduced the frightening man to his son as Taskmaster took the arrow out of his chest and helped him up. Hearing footsteps coming into the base, Trick saw two people walking in that appeared to fit the mercenary appearance that Wade would work with. The first to come in was a woman with white skin, wearing a black suit with blue straps across her body with a unique look of having a black circle on her left eye. Following her was a man wearing a full white suit that came with a trench coat and a mask that covered his face.

"Domino and Fantomex. The serious dull version of me and one of my partners slash lovers. Perfect mercenaries to help us get out of Mojo World 2."

He told Trick their names and reputation for being just as skilled and dangerous as himself. The two rolled their eyes at him since the last thing they needed was to be reminded of their past with him.

"Each of us saw Spiral coming out of nowhere and teleported us to this hellhole. There were others with us who had a grudge against Deadpool, they ended up in the Sentinel graveyard. We almost got killed before they showed up."

Fantomex explained their time here in Mojo World 2 and their savior who helped hide them from the spineless one's demented contestants. Deadpool and Trick heard a set of footsteps from a set of stairs where they saw the individual responsible for saving the trio of killers. It was a non-binary person with short black hair and light brown eyes, what stood out from them was their arms were entirely made out of glass while their fingers had syringe needles attached to them. Trick was confused by the stranger while Wade remained silent as he recognized who his friend's savior was.

"My name is Valentine Vuong. I'm the one who helped him when he gave birth to Princess, and I'm his recent ex-lover."

Introducing themselves to Trickster and leaving the mutant to groan at them being here as he wanted to head out and get himself blown up by whatever was outside of their hideout. Jeff didn't mind the glass-armed mutant as they pet the Landshark in a comforting gesture, the VK could tell that something happened between Valentine and Wade since the pair appeared to be different in numerous ways. But he could question how their relationship fell apart after he found his wives and his friends before this place takes them out in front of Mojo's audience.