A\N: Warning! Patricia Bunny from the show Looney tunes where everyone lives in modern life in the city is gonna be shown here in the same version of Joelasko, who I know you guys know pretty well who he is and the art style.

It was 7:30 on a Saturday night, and a very funny and well-known rabbit had prepared himself to go on a date, the girl in question? Very unique and full of energy but there he was, still accepting to go out with her for...reasons. This Bunny was no one but him! One and only...Bugs Bunny...Who was Dating Lola. She came from a rich family and acted as she suffered from a twenty-four-hour sugar rush, always being so impulsive. After a few minutes of driving, the bunny stopped his car next to his girlfriend's house, getting out and making sure the vehicle was safe and locked, then touched the doorbell and wait for someone to open it for him.

'I hope today we can have a normal date, usually, she makes everything go way overboard'

While speaking to himself internally, the door is open and from there is revealed to Patricia the mother of his girlfriend who was more normal.

"Oh hello there Bugs," She said with a friendly smile

"Ahn...y-yeah hi"

Bugs was not a shy person who had difficulty speaking to everyone but in this case? There was a slight little problem...Patricia was...THICC! No seriously, Lola's mom had the biggest phat ass and big round tits the grey\white rabbit has ever seen, everywhere he looked was an area of the body that gave him a shot of temptation. It was extremely hard to not stare at her chest cladded in tight fittin fancy clothes of her, it just rounded and showed up her best features in such a nice quality way, it was mouth-watering.

'Geez, every single time...she looks hotter and hotter by the day' He said to himself trying to calm down "I-Is Lola home?"

"She went out just a few minutes ago, why don't you enter and wait for her inside? I made a few cookies if you want"

"Yeah, sure ahn...I would love to" He forced a smile.

Once inside the house Bugs would just sit down on the couch waiting for Lola to come back while biting on a few cookies that were brought to him. Although he seemed to be relaxed, it had started to become a bit annoying at how long it was taking Lola to come back, usually, this never happens.

Patricia would come to the living room and start cleaning stuff up, not sure why maybe those who are supposed to clean are sick? But that was not the main point of his concerns. For you see! Every time it seemed like she would end up dropping something on the floor which ended up in her having to bend over to grab it, allowing Bugs to see the full moon that was her big booty wrapped in those expensive pants. Her big round chest orbs jiggling every time she walked, almost like they had a mind of their own and calling up his name while dusting off dust. That turned him on quite a lot, sweat starting to form on his face while the sexy and tempting mother of his girlfriend was making him go crazy without much effort. Gosh! Her body was such a tease, he wouldn't mind having her as his girlfriend instead of her crazy daughter, all that meat around his fingertips and for him alone.

Suddenly her cell phone started ringing so Patricia stopped and answered "Yes? ….What? What do you mean? Oh…"

Bugs looked at it confused, was she talking to someone important? When turning her phone off she let out an audible sigh and looked at him with a disappointed look.

"Im sorry bugs but Lola is not coming back"

"What? Why?" He asked.

"It seems that Lola forgot you two had a date today and instead went to a music concert with her friend Tina Russell"

Bugs take a moment to digest the information for a moment, she actually forgot? SERIOUSLY? She had been the one pestering him about going on a date in that new restaurant that had opened up and would not shut up about it, he had to find a free night to come and bring her there only for her to forget it!? That's it! Once he gets enough time, courage, and place for her to not make a scene he will break up with her! He deserves better than a crazy rabbit girl who is totally not his dream girl (A\N: Space Jams Lola is best Lola)

"I see…." He sighed heavily not bothering to hide his disappointment "Well! I better get going then, thanks for the hospitality"

When Bugs turned around and started walking someone grabbed his shoulder making the guy stop on the tracks.

"Bugs wait! I know that my daughter can be a bit...eccentric sometimes, but I don't want you to go home with a sour taste in your mouth" She said looking at him with a kind expression.

"Ahn...ok?" He stared at her gorgeous eyes.

"Since my husband won't be home for a good while, how about you do me a favor? I just recently got this Hot tub from a well-known place and installed it on the second floor especially for relaxation. It's the can you test it out for me?"

"Eh? A hot tub for real?" Bugs thought of the well-known fancy tub for rich people.

"Of course silly, do you think I'm lying?" She laughed.

"No is that..should I accept? I don't wanna bother or anything"

"You're not a bother Bugs, I assure you" She winked "Now just go upstairs and turn left, you will find the place just as easy, it has a name and everything"

"Well since your offering…

*A few minutes later…*

"Ahhnnn…" He said feeling relaxed and letting the body dip on it "This feels...really good"

Tonight he thought he was gonna suck...not only was he feeling forced to go on a date with his crazy ass girlfriend but she even forgot and made him lose his time, but then her well-mannered mom was kind and nice to him and offered this little piece of fancy life to pass the time.

"I wish I had one for me just as good," He said closing his eyes.

"It was the best the store had to offer, so if it didn't feel good it would have been a waste"

The rabbit thought he was alone, so hearing the female voice coming from behind surprised the guy a lot! Turning around in reflex an unbelievable view was met to his eyes.

"W-Whoa!?" Bugs let out a confused sound.

Just getting inside the area was the beautiful mature woman Patricia Bunny wearing a pink robe that covered her dummy thick figure like a glove.

"Room for one more?" She asked with a smug look.

"W-What? W-Why are you here mam?" He asked shocked and gulping down

"Oh! I'm sorry, when I said I wanted you to test out if the hot tub was good enough I forgot to say that I was going to join later as well. You know, maybe talk a little?" Patricia made a seductive look.

"I...I think that's fine" The bunny that everyone knew said trying to act cool

"Wonderful! Let me just get rid of this little thing"

The Milf then began by removing the robe and showing what she was hiding under it, which was a sexy red two-piece lace bikini, covering her private areas. Bugs bunny gasps in shock and arousal, he could see all of her mighty thickness with no flaw, the huge pair of tits that would bounce with each step or breath, the absolute phatness of her booty whose thick like a yoga ball was cut in half and the pieces glue to her behind.

Such a hawt body who was later not so long ago covered with her fancy clothes now bared the skin right there and now, making the poor lucky bunny drool like he was hypnotized. Bugs didn't even have the words to say anything, just blabbering words from his mouth which she took as a yes to just get it. When the body of the woman was getting close he finally shook off his mind back in place, both hands covering his crotch because Bugs knew what Patricia's body just did to him.

The beautiful housewife slowly sank her body in the warm water feeling the bubbles working for her, letting out a satisfying moan of relief.

"Aaannn….Just what I needed. I always wanted one of these you know? But my husband always said that it was just a waste of money, this is more than just warm water and bubbles, right? It feels so good" She said with a smirk.

"For...For sure" He said staring at her chest orbs surrounded by bubbles "Y-You know, if you want to stay on it alone to enjoy it, even more, I don't mind getting out"

"Oh no, you're not a bother at all! In fact, I'm happy we get to spend some time together, just the two of us. I never get enough time to talk to my daughter's boyfriend and see for myself what she likes so much about you" She said, giving a quick glance to his body.

"I...I don't think there is anything super amazing about me, Madam"

"Cmon doesn't act like that, I bet a guy like you has had a lot of girls trying to get your attention right? Those with good taste would" Patricia said.

"That's very nice of you to say, but I tend to get a bit busy actually," He said, remembering his annoying roommate.

"You're too modest, but tell me how things are going with my daughter?" She asks interested

"Oh! Ahn...Lola is a very...unique girl and sometimes things can be a bit...weird but she is really nice" Bugs bunny gives a weak smirk.

"Oh that's good to hear, I know how she can be a bit crazy like she is high on sugar and just spews random words that come to her brain but im glad a guy like you is with her"

"Y-Yeah….It is a bit hard sometimes" He said, remembering his crazy girlfriend's shenanigans.

"Bugs...Can I ask you a question?" She asks with a bit more seriousness.

"Ahn...ok what is the question?" He gulps down.

"Do you really think you can hide that boner? Even with both your arms on it it's still poking out of the water and is really easy to see it sweety" Patricia said like she caught someone hiding a very easy lie.

"EH!? Ahn well..you see...it's just…" He tries to come up with a way out but poor Bugs has nothing.

"No need to be so embarrassed, just look at it Bugs, it's starving for attention. It's good to know I can still turn on a young man like you. I bet you're a bit disappointed that my daughter didn't get the same proportions as me hmmm?"

"What? Ahn…." He didn't know what to say, but the chance of Lola ever getting as thick as her in the future would be a nice bonus.

"I mean when I was her age, my breasts were already bursting out the E cup and my jeans were getting too tight on my butt" She laughs at that day in her memories.

"Im...Im sorry" He says embarrassed "It's just...too hard to not look" Downright impossible.

"Hmm? You think I'm that tempting Bugs?" She asked interested

"YES! You're so damn sexy, attractive, arousing, stacked, by god! It would be hard for any man to control themselves just by seeing you, even if you were meters away and using ugly clothes, it would be all useless because your whole presence gives a boner to anyone" Bugs said, talking his heart out.

Patricia hears the sincere and horny words from the bunny in front of her which surprises her...then she smirks and begins to talk.

"I can see how...arousing you are"

She said looking at his member now not covered by his hands and fully out for her to see. Seeing that Bugs quickly hides back in the water ashamed of what he said.

"You really think I am that sexy? Prettier and more tempting than any girl bugs? Even more than my daughter?" She asks

"Y...Yes," He keeps on.

"Hmm...That's nice. My husband is not as active as when we were young, now it is all about work and more work. It's like I'm here just to welcome him when he comes back. Every woman has a limit at how long they can take shit like that Bugs" Patricia said with a scowl.

"Who would be dumb enough to do that? With a woman like you, I would make sure no time between us would diminish and have a good time with you" Bugs bunny asks in all sincerity.

"You should be careful Bugs...if you keep being so interested in my body...this woman might gobble up a huge carrot before dinner" She said, licking her lips making obvious what she meant.

Feeling the blood rush from his body and all the way down to his 'carrot' Bugs bunny starts feeling a weird rush of confidence and boldness to that mature woman who practically came in to seduce him in the hot tub now that he thinks about it.

"I would like to see your hand skills with the carrot first Mrs...you don't want to eat before you feel the texture" He smirks at her back.

"You are just like all the boys in my youth"

With a wink she quickly went for his member with her skillful hand and began to stroke the phallus of her daughter's boyfriend, feeling how big and rugged it was between her fingers.

"Oooh, God!" He yelps in surprise.

"Hmmm yeah that's right, does my hand feel good? I know you've been just dying for a loving touch Bugs, walking around with no pants like a pervert. Do you think your 'little' friend won't get out if you get excited? I can feel how enormous this thing is. Can't wait to see it, baby!"

"AHNN! I-Its because of the size that is always hard to ahn! Ahn! Get a girlfriend"

"Ohhh Poor thing, those little girls have no idea how to treat a dick like yours. What you need is an experienced woman that has just the thing to make you have the pleasure a member like that deserves, would you like that hmm?" She strokes faster and hears his moans.

"OHHNNN! C-Can I call you Patricia?" Bugs ask between grunts.

"Of course darling! I don't mind if you call me other things either, now get out and sit on the edge of the tub. Is time for me to teach you. I have more than just a phat body and you! Will have a good night" The woman said, licking her lips in anticipation.

Almost like she wanted to tell him what she meant, Patricia gets up a little bit revealing her huge bouncing tits….but this time they were bare naked, almost like she took her top on purpose without him noticing, which was a surprise because the guy was looking there all the time. But what made him gasp a rather cute moan was how she simply Wrapped her marshmallow-like jugs around his phallus with a Pop!

"There we got, much better right? Hmmm~ a HUNG! Stud like you deserves a fat pair of melons like this, wrapped around your cock like it truly deserves" Patricia smiles, feeling it throb between her boobs.

"Ahnhhn! Damn Patricia, your boobs are too good!" Bugs moaned in ecstasy already.

"Can you imagine Bugs? All those nights where you had only your hands to please this big cock? A tool MADE! To make girls happy when used right. But don't worry, I make up for the times my daughter has satisfied you"

"B-But we didn't do it," He said between moans in that valley.

"Oh even better! I will teach you real fun, you love big fat boobs right?"

"Y-YES!" He said honestly.

"Hahaha! I know you did!" She titfucks him slowly "You and all the young boys can't keep from staring at them all the time, so adorable! I bet you love how much they jiggle around your shaft" She said licking her lips real horny"

"Oooohhhh! Ahnnn! So! SOOOO GOOD"

"I work hard to keep this body at this age Bugs, it is good to have someone who appreciates it. Have a man who barely glances at your ass like he use to makes every night so lonely"

"I...I would never...Stop from...Groping it" Now he said between gritting his teeth.

"You're saying that because I am giving you a brain-melting titfuck hahaha, but you flatter me"

"Your a beautiful woman who deserves all the attention in the world, your hot and tempting like hell," Bugs said looking at her"

"Oooohhh YEAH! You're making me horny with your honest compliments Bugs. I am going to swallow your cock and make you see my big milf tits bounce on your lap"

She did exactly what she said she was going to do. Opening her mouth wide Patricia puts half his member down her throat and begins by bobbing her head up and down while slurping that rod to the best of her skills. The poor rabbit moaned, groaned, and clenched his body in total pleasure, feeling the blow building up its way just around the corner, slurping sounds and kisses feeling the air.

Patricia was enjoying how that huge cock tasted, how it felt in her hands and tongue. Maybe if she worked hard he would always come to her house when no one was around and have even more fun together.

She was already halfway to his member, the fact that he made when she sucked him was a funny yet orgasmic face, almost like this was his first time or something. Eyes almost rolling up to the back of his head, teeth-gritting his teeth from the pleasure, her actions would have fried his brain from so much...well of her!

"Fuck! your mouth feels exquisite, Oh god! Is making me go crazy, please don't stop!" The guy was losing his mind.

The rabbit Milf then has an idea and stops doing all of that together Making Bugs confused.

"If you like it so much then why don't you show me? A well-endowed guy like you deserves to sink his fingers into my plush breasts as much as possible and fuck away! These mounds I got. Cmon Bugs! Do it! DO IT NOW!" She screamed at him.

"AHHHH FUUUUCK!"

Hearing her say that was the straw for him, starting to get his shit together Bugs pumps his cock on those big fat tits all by himself, hips moving fast and hard for her to feel and take.

She could feel it throbbing between her boobs, his thick manhood was making good work of her squishiness, that's for sure.

"Yes! That's the way honey, make sure to build up as much as possible to shoot away, I'm gonna drink all that thick youngster cum as tonight dinner" Patricia said with a loud laugh.

"AHHHHHNNN! D-Damn! I can't hold it any longer. Im gonna cum Patricia,im about to go full blow"

Hearing her man saying those words she opened her mouth and shoved down his member just in time for the wave to hit the mark, it was thick and tasty, just like she enjoyed it.

'It's delicious~!'

He came harder than she anticipated but the thick Milf was far more experienced than HE thought, she gulped down every drop not letting ONE fall down. Slowly removing herself from the phallus it was obviously clean and still hard.

"Good Job Bugs, that load deserves A-plus," The rabbit housewife said winking at him.

The poor guy was breathing heavily, never has he ever come that much and so hard in his whole life. Not even when he would secretly masturbate in his room thinking about the fantastic body of Lola's mother.

'What a dream come true, truly unbelievable"

"I hope your not tired Bugs, this was just a warm-up"

The smooth and horny voice of the thicc lady made Bugs look right back at her, still dazed from his orgasm, only for his eyes too wide once again and the heart raced like Crazy. Why? Simple! Now getting up on both feet she was showing her now full naked form, also removing her lower bikini like magic and turning around revealing the big phat ass that tempted him so many fucking times he saw her. Naked, wet, and just at hand reached for him.

"The fun is just beginning?" She said that slapping her own ass made it jiggle.

"Holy fucking hell," Bugs said.

"Now...how about you let me feel how hard that thing is on the ass everyone is always so eager to have? All for you Bugs"

The next moment Bugs Bunny moves faster than the eye can catch, shoving his face between the valley of bootylicious ass cheeks from Patricia Bunny making her yelp from it. Shaking his head left and right enjoying the smell, texture, squishiness, softness, sexiness, and pretty much everything he had the right to her body right now.

"AHN! YHMM! You're such naughty Bugs, but I would prefer you didn't tease me you know? Just get that rod right there where it should be an-OHHHN! Y-Your tongue also feels good Bugs, but p-please I need fucking" She moaned feeling his tongue on her pussy.

Removing his head from 'Paradise' Bugs Bunny is on full horny rabbit mode and only gives simple answers.

"You got it!"

Aiming his hard fucking member he just does as she said and shoved half the phallus deep inside that slutty pussy.

"Oh fuck! You're so deep Bugs!~ I hope my body was everything you ever hoped for"

She loved how his thick young cock fucked her big ass as the ripples of yummy meat would ripple through that mature beauty of a booty.

The feeling was out of this whole fucking world, his dick inside her wet and tight pussy...the huge ass cheeks on his hands, just like he always wished.

*SPANK!*

"AHN! Hmmnnn '' She moaned "Yes! Oohhh fuck yeah! Please make this thick fucking ass amazing proportions remember true pleasure. Ahnn I should have ridden you since the start"

Bugs Smiles at her compliments and just answers it by plowing her pussy harder and faster, moving the hips he had and all the energy to must. Spanking that phat slutty ass until red marks were left as a landmark of his conquest.

"Ohhh geez! For a skinny guy, you sure know how to make a lady close to orgasm,ahn! So much energy and humping prowess. I love how you squeeze me tight, I would love to own this dick you got Bugs. Anytime I wished you came here to my house and pummeled me with that wrench, it would make all my days so much better"

"OHHHHnn! UUCK! I-I LOVE YOU PATRICIA"

Bugs started making his humping slower but he would remove half his dick and then give a powerful hump putting all of it in again, then repeat the process to make sure she knows how big he is.

"OH YES! CUM INSIDE ME BUGS! FILL ME WOMB WITH YOU DELICIOUS SEED" Patricia's tongue flopped out while Bugs were almost rolling up.

Both of them end up cumming at the same time, Patricia feeling what a true orgasm is and Bugs filling up her special area with loads and loads of cum that would surely make anyone astonished at how much it came out. The moanings that were happening were more like grunts from primal animals.

"Ohhh...So full~ I think you shot more in me than my husband has ever done in our entire relationship" Patricia said, feeling her insides filled with the cum from her daughter's boyfriend.

The guy was trying to take back his breath after what he ended up getting through "I...I have gotta say, I had never thought...even for a moment that I would hehe...end up having sex with you in a hot tub...Patricia" Bugs said still with his dick inside her and squeezing her ass.

"I'm sure you didn't, but do you really mean what you said Bugs? About love?"

"Ahn...Well, you see…" He was trying to come up with something even letting go of her ass and pussy.

"Hahaha! Don't worry Bugs, I don't need you to love me like you're gonna marry me or something. Love to fuck me and my body is enough" She said with a wink.

"Oh! Hehehe Yeah I knew that" He did not, only said that because he was caught up in the moment.

"I hope you are prepared though Bugs, mature thick ladies like us need a bit more attention in these areas than teenage girls like my daughter. I don't want little sweet dates in restaurants or watching comedy movies, I just need a huge cock to have my fantasies with. Think you're up for the challenge?"

She said turning around and bending over to let him see her tits close to his face, almost making him hard again after all the work he did to get it down.

"Y-YES?" He was unsure of what she was able to do.

"Great! Because next time? I will make sure to lock my legs around you for good and not let you go until you make me get two more loads of those balls Hahaha!" She licked her lips in a perverted display of horyness.

"Oh…"

Now that surely made him hard again that night.

'Sorry Lola...your mom is just way too fricking hot'

A\N: I never saw Patricia as super sexy of a milf, the show made her look average but then! When I saw all the artwork made by her and Joelasko on rule 34 I was like...WHOA! Damn mante! That art style and the thicc injection you made her took made me go GAGA!