Co-Written by Jss2141
*DING!*
Like a microwave timer, the cryogenic freezing chamber opened and Fry stumbled out with his bear can in hand.
"Ugh." He groans before stretching a bit. "Aaaaaah."
Fry walked forward for a bit before freezing, gazing towards the side window to see that night had not just become day but that New York had been completely transformed into a futuristic paradise! He had to walk to the window and gaze at the street to see if it was true and it was.
"Oh my god, the future," Fry said in awe before thinking a bit. "My family, my job; I'll never see any of them again…WOOHOO!"
Suddenly a voice could be heard as Fry turned around to hear.
"WELCOME TO THE FUTURE!"
Fry turned around, seeing two people standing in a dark corner of the room before seeing the lights turning on.
"Why do you always do that?" A dark-skinned man with black hair dressed as a male nurse.
"It's called "showmanship." Look it up." A white-skinned man with glasses and blond hair said before looking back to Fry. "COME AND MEET YOUR DESTINY!"
"Ok mysterious voice and dude I've never seen, lead the way!" Fry said with a happy tone.
Fry drank the rest of his beer and threw it away, following the dark-skinned man down the hall towards a door labeled "Fate Assignment Officer."
"Have a nice future." The man said as the door slid up to open.
"Cool! It's just like Star Trek!" Fry said, walking in and looking up as the door hit him in the head.
Moving past the door, Fry walked into a lab set up as a woman wearing a black uniform stood with her back to him. She had dark skin, a tall figure at least a head above Fry, and a blond weaved hairdo as she looked over a clipboard.
"Oooooh," Fry said, gazing at her figure as the woman turned to him, revealing an equally beautiful face. "WOW!"
The tall and gorgeous dark-skinned woman with curvaceous and mature features seemed a bit confused by his reaction but didn't stop as she did her job.
"Welcome to the future, mon. I am Labarbara Slim, and I'll be guiding' you through this brave new world," she said with a warm smile, her accent coloring each word. "Now, let's get ya sorted with your destiny and all."
"Destiny?" Fry said before looking out the window, seeing a large blimp with a flashing screen that said "New Year, 3000." "Oh my god, is that blimp accurate?!"
"Indeed, Mon. It;'s December 31st, in the year 2999." Labarbara said with a nod.
"S-So you mean, I've traveled a thousand years into the future?" Fry said in shock.
"Yes, you have," Labarbara said before walking to Fry and patting his back. "I'm sorry if this is a lot to take in and I'm sorry for the loss of my previous life."
"Yeah…it sounds pretty bad but I'm actually kind of happy," Fry said with a sad smile, looking up to her. "I had a dead-end job, no friends, and I think my girlfriend was cheating on me."
"Sounds like a shitty life, well she is dead now so who cares? Come I gotta scan you and see which job better fits you"
"Scan me? How?" Fry asked.
"By stripping naked and getting on the Probe-u-lator," Labarbara said as she pointed to a machine above an examination table.
Fry froze for a moment before just going with it. Before long, he was hovering on the table naked while Labarbara was at the controls.
"This isn't gonna hurt is it?" Fry asked.
"Not at all, you'll just feel a pinch so we can find out if ya got living relatives left in this century." She said as she put on goggles and pushed a button.
"Oh thank god, when you said probe-u-lator I thought you were gonna stick something up my ass or something," Fry said, relieved.
A small drill shot out an impaled Fry's ass cheek, making him jolt in surprise as it quickly pulled back.
"There we go. Now we just have to wait for the DNA result to see how many relatives you have left." Labarbara said as she took off the goggles. "Get dressed in the meantime Mon."
"Oof thanks, but I don't think I have any relatives left, my family was pretty normal and it has been a thousand years already," He said, not feeling much.
"Well you never know," Labarbara said with a shrug.
After getting dressed and a file printing out, Labarbara turned back to Fry with the results.
"Good news for you, mon. You do have one living relative left in the city. He's your great…times 30 nephew." She said with a smile.
"Really? Cool! Who is he?" Fry asked, suddenly excited.
"Dr. Hubert Farnsworth. Owner of Planet Express." Labarbara said as she showed him the file with a picture.
A picture of an old man with no hair, pear-shaped hair, and large round glasses. After that, Labarbara and Fry were at a floating computer with the former typing on it while Fry was waiting for her to finish.
"You know? Maybe this is a second chance for me. A chance to be somebody and not some loser." Fry said with a smile.
"That's a good way to look at it, Fry. I wish I had that mindset after my divorce from my ex-husband." Labarbara said with a small frown.
"Ex-husband?! You?!" Fry said in surprise before hearing a short alarm. "What was that?"
"Your future career is based on your past information," Labarbara said as she turned to screen him.
It flashed "Delivery Boy."
"What?! No! Not again!" Fry said in a panic.
"Sorry dear but all you ever did in your past was that it seems, and you don't have any other skills mon" La Barbara said.
"But I can't be a delivery boy again! It was soul-sucking!" Fry said, desperate.
"I'm sorry, Fry but it's the way of the future," Labarbara said before pointing to a poster of a sad worker with his thumb up below some words. "You gotta do what you gotta do."
"But there has to be something else, please!" Fry said, grabbing the desk. "I can't go back to delivering pizzas for a living!"
"Fry, it's either this job or ya fire- Let me finish," Labarbara said before Fry tried to interrupt her. "It's either this job or ya fired out of a cannon and into the sun."
Fry winced and slightly shrunk from this, not liking the idea.
"I'm sorry, Fry, but it's the way things are. Now give me ya hand." Labarbara said, reaching below the desk.
"Why?" Fry asked as he slowly held his hand out.
"I'm gonna implant your career chip into your hand. It'll act as your work badge and permanently label you as a delivery boy." Labarbara said, pulling up a gun with a round clap at the end.
It opened and revealed a sharp point on top, making Fry pull back!
"Keep that thing away from me!" Fry said before getting up and running away!
"FRY!" Labarbara said as she ran after him!
"I am not permanently being turned into a delivery man in such a cool futuristic time, Philip J Fry will make his own destiny lady," He said loudly.
Fry ran all the way back to the cryogenic freezer room, trapping himself as there was no other way out.
"Oh dammit!" Fry shouted.
"YAAAH!" Labrabara screamed.
Turning around, Fry was tackled to the ground and straddled by the taller Jamaican woman. She quickly held his arms down as the career chip gun was at her side.
"You won't be slipping away this time, you slippy tree skink!" She said to him,
"I don't know what that is but let me go!" Fry said as he struggled in her grip.
"Not a chance, Fry! sorry, but you're getting this job-!" Labarbara was cut off as she froze, feeling something HARD slowly rising beneath her.
'Sweet mother of Jamaica! I-Is that what I think it is?!' She thought.
In her state of shock, her grip and weight on him lightened and allowed Fry some freedom!
'Think fast!' Fry thought before slipping his hands out and grabbing Labarbara's wrists!
Thinking fast, Fry pulled and used his legs to push her off him and into an empty cryogenic tube! The same one he was in as the dial quickly turned to 1,000 years.
"Now young man you better let me go from the count of three! One...two..." She started counting but then the cryogenic tube started freezing her up in a second.
"See you in a thousand years. Hehehehe." Fry said before leaving but stopped.
He glanced back at Labarbara, feeling guilty over freezing her just to get him a job. A job he dreaded but still, she even told him he still had family in the future. Could he really repay that kindness with selfishness?
'Ugh, curse my bleeding heart.' Fry thoughts before going to the cryogenic tube and adjusting the dial to "5 minutes."
"You're lucky I'm a good guy," Fry said to her before rushing out of the lab.
-5 minutes later-
After escaping he was now outside to explore the new world that had evolved and all its amazing things, even if they were dangerous and weird to him.
But the most amazing thing right now was that Fry was drinking some beer with a robot named Bender.
"Why does a robot need to drink beer?" Fry asked, sitting next to Bender.
"Fuel. Every robot in the future is fueled by alcohol. If we don't drink it, we will rust and shut down." Bender said before pulling out a cigar. "These smokes on the other hand, they're more of a pleasure item."
"Heh wish I used one of the best junk foods in the world as my fuel, then I would be like hey! I need this to live, lay off"
"Hahahahahaha, nice one flesh bag. Anyway, I better be on my way. I was in that suicide booth for a reason." Bender said before he ATE the entire beer bottle.
"Wait! Don't go! You're the only friend I've got!" Fry said, putting a hand on Bender's arm.
"…You really want a robot for a friend?" Bender asked.
"Ever since I was six, yes," Fry said with a smile.
"Well…I guess having a human friend wouldn't be so bad. So yeah, I'll stick around." Bender said as Fry let go.
Fry was happy he met Bender, on accident as he confused a suicide booth that kills you with a phone booth, but that faded away when he saw Labarbara standing outside of the diner with a photo of him!
"Have ya seen this man?" She asked a random person.
"Oh yeah, that's him right there." He said, pointing to Fry and Bender inside!
"Who's the hot piece of human looking for you?" Bender asked.
"Nobody, just run!" Fry said as he got up!
"Running away from women huh? Yeah I know what that is like, but hey no worry I dont judge" Bender said.
Fry and Bender took off running as Labarbara pulled out a futuristic phone.
"Come on, this is Cryogenic Officer 1B2Y. Requesting NNYPD backup." She said into the phone.
"Roger. We'll be there in five." The police replied.
Labarbara didn't wait long before rushing after Fry and Bender, seeing the two of them enter the Head Museum, which was free on Tuesdays.
"Suspects are heading into the Head Museum!" She said into her phone before running inside.
Meanwhile, Fry and Bender were inside the Museum, the guy from the past looking in amazement.
''Whoa...look at all these old dudes, and just their heads"
"Yep! Welcome to the future, where even the dead can be preserved if they're famous enough." Bender said.
"Such as myself, young visitors." A voice said.
Fry gasped, turning to the source and seeing his favorite TV star's head in the museum! Leonard Nimoy of Star Trek!
"Oh my god! You're Spock! Leonard Nimoy, THE Spock!" Fry said, walking over in excitement. "I never thought I'd meet you in real life! This is so awesome!"
"Great, a nerd is here. Yeah, sometimes we see one of those around" Bender said.
"You seem troubled my friend, what seems to be the matter?" He asked.
"Im being hunted by a beautiful woman who wants to force me to work at a dead-end job"
"Dead-end job? Force? Are you by chance from the past, frozen in the cryogenics lab?" Spock asked.
"Yeah! I was frozen right on New Year's Eve, 1999!" Fry said with a nod.
"I see, you fear the ways of this future and wish to make your own destiny," Spock said with a nod. "Young man, all I can say is find a job that you can find joy in. Just because it's under the same title, doesn't mean it has to be with the same company."
"Umm, so you mean to be a DIFFERENT kind of pizza delivery boy?" Fry asked.
"Pizza delivery boy? Then by all means, YES. Find a different type of delivery boy job. That job is soul-sucking and underpaying, believe me. I know." Spock said to Fry.
A door opening drew their attention, making Bender and Fry rush off to hide as Labarbara walked into the hall.
'That's the beautiful woman after him? My god, the boy is so lucky.' Spock thought.
''Man that flesh pile sure is resilient, I would have given up out of laziness minutes ago" Bender said.
"That beautiful strapping body won't give out too easily to Bender, so we gotta make sure not to be in her eye-sight," Fry said.
Fry and Bender ducked down, backing away to keep out of bed sight before bumping into a shelf!
"Huh?" Labarbara said as she looked to see one head fall down!
"AROOOOOOO!" He said before his jar broke against the floor.
"God Damn it, I'm sorry, let me help," She said, bending over to grab the head.
And he gasped in shock as the head he knocked over was his father's favorite president! Richard Nixon!
"You just made my list, punk," Nixon said before biting Fry's arm!
"OW! Owowowowowow!" Fry said as he tried to get Nixon off! "Get off me, Mr. Former President!"
"Sweet mother of sugarcane!" Labarbara shouted in shock.
"FREEZE!" The cop shouted as he and his robot partner rushed in.
Fry and Bender ducked down, backing away to keep out of bed sight before bumping into a shelf!
"Huh?" Labarbara said as she looked to see one head fall down!
"AROOOOOOO!" He said before his jar broke against the floor.
"God Damn it, I'm sorry, let me help," He said, bending over to grab the head.
And he gasped in shock as the head he knocked over was his father's favorite president! Richard Nixon!
"You just made my list, punk," Nixon said before biting Fry's arm!
"OW! Owowowowowow!" Fry said as he tried to get Nixon off! "Get off me, Mr. Former President!"
"Sweet mother of sugarcane!" Labarbara shouted in shock.
"FREEZE!" The cop shouted as he and his robot partner rushed in.
"You never take us alive!" Bender said before throwing Nixon's head at them like a ranged weapon.
"AROOOOOOOOOO!" Nixon let out as Labarbara quickly caught him!
"Run!" Fry said as he and Bender ran away!
"They're escaping! Give me an ass full of lasers!" The robot cop said in a deep voice, pulling out his gun.
"No! Don't shoot! You could hurt them or their heads!" Labarbara shouted.
"Ugh, I can never shoot as much as we used to," The human cop said with a sigh before running with his baton.
"Yeah, but this is just as good!" The robot said before running with his baton as well.
They quickly caught up to Fry and Bender before beating them to the ground, well Fry at least since Bender wasn't affected by the baton as much.
"Ow! Urge! Ah!" Fry grunts in pain, holding his arms up to block some of the hits.
"Good thing I'm not a meaty human," Bender said before throwing some random objects from his chest compartment at the cops.
The metal cop was blocking with his arms while also protecting his human partner, who was still beating down Fry.
"Okay, now that's enough! You're gonna seriously hurt him!" Labarbara said as she put Nixon's head on a random shelf and grabbed the cop's arm. "Please, he's just new to the future! He doesn't know any better."
"Ma'am, this is a police operation! Step aside and keep your big, brown nose out of it, Ms. Mon!" The cop said before he kept beating Fry with his baton.
The way he ignored her and mocked her made Labarbara angry, standing up and glaring down at him.
"There's a lot of things I can endure but mocking my heritage is going too far, ya skinny skink." She said,
Without thinking too much she decided to show that man what a 'brown nose' can do and Roundhouse kicked him right in the kisser!
"UGH!" He grunts, sent flying across the floor.
"SMITTY!" the robot cop said before turning to Labarbara. "Oh, I'm going to go 2006 on your ass!"
"Bring it on, ya tin can!" Labarbara said, gesturing to him to "bring it."
"Looks like they are having a fallout," Fry said.
"Lucky for us they hate each other, now let's find a pup," Bender said.
Bender helped Fry up and ran away to the back of the museum as Labarbara dodged the baton attacks before blocking with her elbow!
"Hiyah!" Labarbara shouted before spinning, elbowing the robo-cop in the face!
Kicking his legs out before grabbing his head and slamming him into the ground!
"…DAMN." The robot cop said.
"Damn right! You two would have killed that man! Why didn't you stop when he had enough?" Labarbara asked them.
"Hey, I didn't want to kill him but it's mine and URL's job to use excessive force," Smitten said, sitting up and showing his cracked helmet glass.
"Yeah, you know the laws, lady. "*You gotta do what you gotta do* " URL said.
This made Labarbara frown as she gazed at the ground, hating how that law could make people do things they hated doing.
'I need to find Fry.' Labarbara thought as she rushed off to the back of the museum.
She looked around for any exits but only saw a broom closet and it was sealed shut.
"Hmmm..." The gears in her mind started to turn at that unique scene.
And she acted accordingly.
"JAMIECA!" Labarara shouted as she kicked the door down, stepping inside. "FRY!"
She was too late as she saw Fry and Bender jump out a small window with bent bars in front. She rushed to catch them before Bender bent them inwards to keep her inside.
"Fry, wait!" Labrabara shouted, reaching out to him as he and Bender ran down an alleyway.
She quickly backtracked and rushed out of the Head Museum and to that same alleyway, looking around for clues until she saw an open sewer grate with a metal ladder.
'They've gone underground!' She thought, quickly climbing down the ladder.
*Meanwhile Underground*
"Whoa...where are we?" Fry asked, surprised.
"Just the sewers and oh! And just the remains of old New York, nothing much" Bender said.
"Old New York?" Fry asked in shock.
He walked around his literally old neighborhood, getting flashbacks of good times he had and bad times. But now, they are all gone. His loved ones, his life, his entire world...it was all gone.
"My god. I-I'm all alone." Fry said, stopping before a fountain with green water. "Everyone I knew or loved is gone."
"Well, not all of them. You know me now and her." Bender said, pointing to the side of Labarbara standing a few feet away.
"Fry...please just listen." She said, exhausted from all the running.
"To what? To that, do I have to take a crappy job? That I just have to suck it up that my life is gonna be as miserable as it was back then even now?" Fry asked, sitting on the ground.
"Yeah! Look at me, the first moment I thought my life was over because I didn't have a bending job I tried to kill myself, im surprised meatbag over there didn't try though, apparently, he thought it was a phone booth, can you believe that?" Bender said, randomly.
Labarbara ignored Bender as she went to Fry and sat next to him.
"You know, not everything or everyone is as great as you expect them to be. Sometimes, it takes going through some bad times to find some good times ahead." She said to him,
"Oh yeah? And what's that for you?" Fry asked.
"When my husband, Barbados, left me after we had our son," Labarbara said sadly, making Fry and Bender shocked.
"Barbados Slim?! The famous Jamaican gold medalist?!" Bender shouted.
"You're a mom?" Fry asked.
"Yes I am a mom, when I married him I thought it was for love but turns out deep down, I think I just shackled with him because he was rich, sexy, and good in bed. Anything else? We were not compatible"
"Nothing in common?" Fry asked.
"Nothing but a proud love for our country of Jamaica and our son, Dwight, but after he was born, Barbados started drifting away until…we signed the papers," Labarbara said, crying silently before wiping away her tears. "I haven't seen him in years but I'm still happy because I have my son. I got through the roughness of that divorce thanks to having someone like my son with me. And if I can get through that, you can get through this."
"How?" Fry asked.
"Because you have a friend who understands now," Labarbara said before pulling out the career chip gun.
But instead of using it on Fry, Labarbara turned it around and used the sharp two-prong end to dig into her palm to remove her career chip.
"Ugh." She grunted in pain.
"What are you doing?" Fry asked, surprised.
"Quitting this miserable job," Labarbara said, dropping the chip.
"But why?" Fry asked.
"Because I've always hated it. I never liked forcing people to do terrible jobs, but I never had the courage to…not until I met you." Labarbara said, smiling at Fry and holding his hand.
"Whoa...you gave up a job you knew for so long because of me? I...inspired you?" He said, not believing he would ever have that effect on people.
"Yes, you did," Labarbara said, leaning closer to Fry as he leaned toward her.
Until Bender put his hand over theirs, making them look at it.
"What does that matter with you?" Fry asked, hating how he couldn't read the room.
"Sorry, I just felt left out," Bender said, pulling his hand back.
"HEY! Give me back my ring, ya thieving tin can!" Labarbara shouted, noticing her former wedding ring was gone from her hand.
She might not be married anymore but she still liked how it looked.
"Pfft it's not like you need it anyway, it's just a sour memory of a failed marriage anyway," Bender said with a laugh.
Angry from his laughter and comment, Labarbara jumped up to knee Bender in the face before hooking her leg around his neck and slamming him into the ground!
"OW!" Bender said before holding his hand out. "Fine! Take it! I'm sorry!"
"You're forgiven," Labarbara said, taking her ring and standing up. "Now, since we're all on good terms now, does anyone have a plan on how three jobless people are going to survive in this city?"
Fry rubbed his chin before snapping, reaching into his jacket.
"My nephew! You said he owns a business, right? He can probably give us jobs!" Fry said, unfolding the paper and showing it to Labarbara and Bender.
"I guess that's possible," La Barbara thought about it.
"What was his name again?" Fry asked.
"Professor Hubert Farnsworth," Labarbara said, remembering as she looked at the paper. "Luckily, there's an address on the paper. Let's head to it."
"I make sure to keep an eye out for anyone trying to get in our way, right Bender?" Fry said to his new friend.
"Yeah yeah, let's just get this over with"
The trio exited the ruins of old New York and carefully traversed the streets of New New York to get to Planet Express District.
"Coast is clear, let's go," Fry motioned to them.
The trio rushed to the front doors and rang the doorbell, waiting for the scientist inside as he was woken up from his slumber.
"W-W-What?" He muttered, sitting up and getting out of his chair.
"Uhm...Hello there, this may sound crazy but I am from the year two thousand and we are related" Fry said with a shaky smile.
He walked to his door and opened it, revealing Fry, Bender, and Labarbara.
"Uhm...Hello there, this may sound crazy but I am from the year two thousand and we are related" Fry said with a shaky smile.
"Huh, what? From the year 2000? But how?" Farnsworth asked.
"Cryogenics lab, he was frozen. Now, Mr. Farnsworth, do you mind if we come in? It's VERY important." Labarbara said kindly.
"I would, but I am already in my pajamas," Farnsworth said, looking at his clothes.
"It doesn't matter to me," Bender said before pushing Farnsworth inside and letting himself in. "Move it, meatbags!"
"Sorry for the intrusion," Fry said, before getting in "We are just trying to hide from the law, but it's not as bad as it sounds"
"What? Are you bank robbers?" He asked.
"No, sir. We're just somewhat good people in need of jobs." Labarbara said as she entered and shut the door, locking it behind her. "And since you own this company, we were wondering if you could give us some if you have them."
"Well, my old crew is no longer at this company and I need some brave individuals to accept many jobs of a dangerous nature, so perhaps you guys are all I just need"
"We'll take them!" Fry shouted instantly.
"But first, I need to confirm you are my uncle with my DNA comparison machine," Farnsworth said as he walked to the machine. "Once that's done, I'll give you three of my old crew's career chips."
He nodded knowing that it was fair for him to have doubts and wanted to test it.
A minute later, the group was near a table with Fry and Hubert sitting on both ends as Labarbara and Bender stood by them. The machine looked like a double-ended pencil sharpener with a lightbulb on top, both of them had their fingers in the openings as the machine beeped slowly for a minute.
DING!
The lightbulb on top shined yellow, showing the results of their DNA comparison were positive.
"My god, you are my uncle from the past! Oh, I'm so thrilled!" Hubert said with a smile.
"Guess you can say I'm the youngest uncle to ever live hehe"
"Now that ya see we're truthful, how about dem jobs, Professor?" Labarbara said with a smile.
'Especially before the police get here and try to arrest us for being job deserters.' she thought.
A loud banging came from the front door, making everyone turn to it as a megaphone turned on.
"THIS IS NNYPD! WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP TO BE JOBBED!" Smitty shouted.
"Welp, we're boned," Bender said, already giving up.
"Who would thought the worst crime in the future would be to be jobless" Fry said "How ironic"
"Quite but not for long. Let's get you all hired, shall we?" Hubert said as he stood up.
He reached into his robe/lab coat and pulled out a Manila folder, opening it and shaking it to produce three career chips.
"Jackpot! But which is which?" Bender said.
"Oh we can see that later, for now, we shall tell those pigs outside to scram" The professor goes to the outside window "Get off my lawn you damn kids"
"SIR! PLEASE REMAIN CALM! THERE ARE DANGEROUS JOB DESERTERS IN YOUR BUILDING! WE ARE JUST TRYING TO HELP!" Smitty shouted.
"They're not job deserters anymore! They're my new delivery crew, so you can't arrest them!" Farnsworth shouted before shaking his fist. "Now get off my property before I call to have you arrest yourselves!"
"That would be a nice thing to see," Bender said before looking at the fridge "Now where is the beer?"
"Bender, come on! At least wait until we have the jobs before raiding the fridge!" Fry said to him.
"Hey, I need power. All that running was draining, literally." Bender said.
"Enough you two. Let's see what jobs these chips have." Labarbara said, picking them up.
"I can help with that," Farnsworth said, walking back over to them.
They followed the professor through his building, getting an unofficial tour before they ended up in a meeting room that stood before a green spaceship!
"Holy crap! Did you make that?!" Fry asked, looking at the ship.
"I did. Design and all, but that's a story for another time." Hubert said, opening a sort of drawer.
"Man I had no idea a member of my family would ever be something like a scientist"
"The future is bright, my young uncle. Our family tree has grown over the years." Farnworth said before pulling out some sort of calculator with a large screen. "Here is it! The Chip Identifier! This should help us know which Career Chip is which."
"Cooler!" Fry said, reaching into his pocket and pulling out the three career chips.
Using the machine, Farnsworth took each of them and found out which job they possessed. A spaceship pilot, a strong man for cargo, and a delivery boy.
"Ooh...im a delivery boy..."
Seeing Fry becoming depressed from his job again, Labarbara quickly spiced it up to make him happy.
"A delivery boy for a space company, mon! We'll be having adventures day in and day out, exploring new planets, and seeing things you can only dream of!" She said, smiling as she wrapped her arm around Fry's shoulders. "Doesn't that sound better than being a pizza delivery boy?"
Bender wanting to at least try since he was his friend said "Yeah imagine all the aliens and hot chicks you meet out there"
"Yeah…Yeah!" Fry said, grinning widely before throwing his arms up. "WHOOOO! I'm a spaceship delivery boy!"
"Hahahahaha. Yes, yes but all that can start tomorrow. It's late, you know." Farnsworth said.
"Oh my, it is. Best be heading home." Labarbara said, looking at the wall clock.
"Okay but fair warning, I may or may not be late," Bender said, heading for the door.
"Yeah, I shou- Wait, I don't have a place to stay," Fry said before looking at his older nephew. "Do you mind if I stay the night?"
"Not at all but I don't have another room available. And I think we both know you don't want to share a bed with me. I like to sleep in the nude most nights." Farnsworth said, heading towards his room.
"Uuuugh!" Fry and La Barbara said at the same time.
"You know, if you want you can stay at my place until you find a new place to stay. It's pretty big and has enough room for someone else" She said.
"Are you sure? I already made you quit your job, I don't want to outdo my welcome"
"Maybe but you got me a new job here. We will need to talk about salary wise later, professor!" She shouted.
"What?!" Farnsworth replied.
"What about Bender?" Fry asked.
"I got a place of my own, looks like I still got to use it since I won't be killing myself"
'A robot wanting to kill itself? That's new.' Labarbara thought before focusing on Fry.
"Come on, Fry. Let's head to my house." She said, smiling at him.
"Oki doki," He said.
Fry followed Labarbara out of the building, walking back towards the Cryogenics lab where her hover car was parked.
"Hope your kid doesn't mind I'm staying there, or does he live with his dad?"
"He stays with me. Barbados can try but I can tell he wants nothing to do with Dwight." Labarbara said, getting in her car with Fry.
"His name is Dwight? That sounds so cool!" Fry said with a smile.
"Heh, thanks for saying that. He wanted to call him Barbados Jr. Do you have any idea how silly that would be?"
"You mean the name or being called B.J. for short?" Fry asked before chuckling at the secret dirty joke.
"Exactly," Labarbara said to both answers.
After some time they eventually arrive at her place, Fry feeling a bit nervous is the first one to leave, enjoying the flying car ride.
"Nice place," He said looking up.
"Thank you and it's your home too as long as you need it," Labarbara said, walking to the door with an old-fashioned house key.
'Guess some things didn't change.' Fry thought with a smile.
"Make yourself at home, if you need something to eat I made some chili that still is in the fridge"
Fry smiled at this as they entered her home, where Dwight had fallen asleep in front of the TV.
"Hehehehe, sweet thing," Labarbara said before picking him up and walking him to bed.
"I'm gonna take a shower and go straight to bed, I'm exhausted. Is that ok for you?" He said.
"That's fine by me, Fry," Labarbara said as she continued carrying her son to bed.
-3 hours later, 12:19 am.-
"Today was so hectic I forgot to have Dinner, ugh better see if there is anything left to eat at this hour"
Walking down the hall of her home, dressed in nothing but a yellow bra, panties, and a see-through robe; Labarbara headed to the kitchen to have some of the very dinner she told Fry about.
"Let's see..." Bends over to see "Hmm...there is not a lot left but just enough"
Labarbara took out the chili and warmed it up, waiting for it to be done and eating it before heading back to bed.
'Fry said he wasn't hungry but I worry he went hungry. I should check on him before going back to bed.' She thought.
Walking slowly towards his room to make sure she doesn't disturb him, LaBarbara opens the door with care to peek inside, seeing that he is already sleeping.
Snoring somewhat loudly while only in his t-shirt as his shoes, socks, red jacket, and blue jeans.
'He barely removed anything from his body before going to bed, he must have been tired"
Snoring somewhat loudly while only in his t-shirt as his shoes, socks, red jacket, and blue jeans were scattered around the room.
'Hmmm...a little messy but it ok, nobody uses this room anyway'
The mess and snoring aside, Fry seemed completely fine as he turned from his side to lying on his back.
'Maybe I should go back to my r-huh?!'
Her soft expression quickly turned into that of utter surprise, as the moment Fry turned around she saw something that she thought was only her imagination the first time she accidentally got on top of him while trying to put the career chip.
"I-I-Is that…real?" Labarbara said softly, pushing the door open slowly and walking into the room.
Yes, it was...and it was the biggest erection she had seen in her lifetime. It raised up high, poking the bedsheet like a third leg standing itself proud and hard right there.
'Were all 20th-century men like this?!' Labarbara thought, feeling very jealous of the women of the past.
Before she knew it, she was now standing before the bed and slowly going to her knees right in front of Fry's third leg.
'W-What? When did I get this close? Damn, I'm so in awe of my body moving on its own...but, surely a little peek would not hurt right? I-Im just curious to see if it's really his member or not' She told herself to try and make sense of this situation.
"Mmmm, oh yeah. That's good." Fry muttered in his sleep.
'I-Is he dreaming? I wonder what about though' She thought, breath becoming rapid as her hand reached towards it slowly.
"Mmmm. Ms. Labarara." Fry muttered softly, his third leg twitching as the sheets moved off just a bit.
"He's dreaming about me?" she said in shock, blushing brightly.
When the sheet was moved she saw the boner at full mast! It had slipped from his underwear as he moved, which gave a quick and surprising look of it, showing for sure that it was in fact, his manhood.
"Sweet mother of manwich! Look at the size of his manwich." Labarbara whispered, her hand twitching in anticipation before gently wrapping around the base.
'Hhmm~"
Fry groaned a little when her hand made contact with his manhood, his dream becoming more lucid and interesting. Larbarbara was starting to sweat and her mouth was getting dry. It has been so long ever since she seemed a member like that, she has been with no man ever since she divorced her husband as no guy seemed to interest her to even try but now? Even if she barely knew Fry, knowing he was packing such a wallop?
"M-Maybe a little rub wouldn't hurt." She whispered, slowly rubbing her hand up and down Fry's amazing shaft.
"HhHMM~Ooooh" Fry moaned in pleasure from the touch of her hand, it felt so good.
Hearing him moan from her touch, Labarbara was more motivated to keep going and move her hand faster against Fry's rod.
"That's it, Philip. Let Mama Slim show you a good time." She whispered with a grin.
At this point, she was slowly giving in to her perverted desires as a woman now that this manhood from the past had lit the fire and she was going to enjoy this.
Especially when she slowly takes off her bra and lets her exotic, chocolate, D-cup breasts free on the bed.
'I feel like such a whore doing this, but...it also turns me on quite a lot' She thought to herself before she gently wrapped her breasts around his pole, taking in the fact such a big and musky dick was so close to her 'Let's see how you deal with my girls'
She removed her hand and placed them in her breasts before slowly rubbing them against Fry's rod as the 20th-century man kept moaning in his sleep.
'I can feel the warmth and twitchiness from his cock, it's so strong' She bit her lower lip before moving her amazing udders up and down, making sure to give it a proper titjob.
"Mmmm. MMM! Ms. Slim, that feels incredible!" Fry muttered in his sleep, smiling widely.
"Please, sweetheart, call me Labarara. Or if you want, call me Mistress Coco." Labarbara said to him, going along with his dream.
'Mistress Coco? Where did that come from and why do I like it?' she thought but didn't mind as she moved her breasts faster.
The fact she heard him say that was already obvious he was having a dream about her, and a naughty one at that, but he had no idea he was having that dream in reality as well.
'Let's see how much of this monster I can put in my throat'
Licking her lips, Labarbara moved her mouth towards the tip of Fry's cock and breaths softly on it before gently kissing the tip.
The strong smell and taste of his manhood quickly invade her senses, and she starts kissing more and more, all over the place, the tip, the base, the balls, it's like she wanted to mark her territory on his dick with her lipstick.
"Oh! Ooh! Oooooh!" Fry moaned in his sleep.
'It's like music to my ears. Keep singing for me, ma sweet man.' Labarbara thought before licking up the entire cock.
Now it was time to really get the fun started, she would let her tongue out as much as possible and start licking him all over like a popsicle on a hot day.
"Mmmm! Mmmmm! Oh yeah!" Fry said as he began to thrust in his sleep, making Labarbara jolt back as her tongue was left hanging.
'Oh! He's getting antsy!' She thought before licking her lips and opening her mouth. 'Better give him what he wants before he runs out of energy.'
"Hmmm~Yeah suck it, suck my dick. Give it a good lick at it, it's your dinner from now on" He said, drooling in his dream.
'Oh, I'll give it more than a lick, my man. I'll give it a nice, long SUCK.' Labarbara thought.
Wrapping her tongue around the cockhead, she took the chance to then insert some of its length into her mouth, feeling more of his raw taste.
Moving her mouth and her breasts in perfect rhythm, Labarbara was filling the room with the sound of her sucking and clasping flesh.
'OoOOHM...It's so hard and rugged, and the smell is strong, every time I smell it it's like im getting high on it'
The taste of it. It brought back so many memories of hot and steamy nights with her ex-husband but each memory was being replaced with Fry. Something Labarbara would need to make a reality someday!
Fry though did not have that much experience with hot girls actively wanting to give him a steamy blowjob, the best he had was with his former girlfriend from the past and that was only sometimes, so he was reaching his limit soon enough but Larbarbara didn't know that.
But at the same time, she didn't care because she was too hungry for what he had inside his cock right now to know his limit.
'Screw it! I'm going all in, let's see how much I can suck this beast and move like a bubble head'
Moving her breasts away, Labarbara forced herself down to Fry's base and gripped his mighty rod with her smooth, Jamaican throat!
"Uugh~!" Fry thrusts his hips forward on instinct, feeling his orgasm bubbling up on his balls ready to shoot.
'Yes! YES, GIVE IT TO ME, YA WHITE ANACONDA!' Labarbara thought, taking a LONG suck from his cock!
Feeling the amazing sensation of this Jamaican beauty sucking him off like no one ever did before, Fry can't hold it anymore, and he moans before climaxing HARD onto her throat, sending thick streams of cum like shotgun blasts.
"UGH!" Labarbara grunted in shock, her mouth puffing from the cum as her throat tightened around his cock!
'SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! HE'S LIKE A RIVER RUSHING DOWN A MOUNTAIN!' She thought but still tried to swallow all of the cum.
"AAAaaAhHHHh~" Fry sighed in relief, smiling and enjoying himself, not knowing this was not just a dream anymore.
"Mmmm! Mmmm!" Labarbara moaned, still filling down his cum until she pulled herself off of him.
POP!
"Damn..." She breathes heavily, in and out "Dear god above, this manwich is a fire hydrant. I've never seen a man blast off like this before, what woman could even handle this in the past?"
But why would Labarbara focus on the past when she could just focus on the present. She had a hung man in her house, all to herself, and she could do something like this again whenever she wanted!
It made her smile as she licked her lips clean and fix's Fry's cock to be back in his underwear.
"Fry, I think you're going to have a great life here in the future." She said, moving to his head and kissing his cheek. "Sweet dreams."