Crewmate, there are two impostors among us…


Of the original eleven crewmates:

Fran, Sonoda, and Hiiro have been eliminated. Green, Lime, and Pink.

Seizo, Takahashi, Koko, Takumi, Shiro/Kuro, Mari, Ichiro, and Clara remain. Blue, Cyan, Red, Black, White, Brown, Orange, and Yellow.

If Pink was indeed one of the impostors, who's the last one?


Takumi sits beside Seizo in Weapons as he pew pews some asteroids.

"Can I go back to Koko now?" Takumi whines.

"No."

"Shiro?"

"Kuro's in control right now."

"Taka?"

"ABSOLUTELY NOT!" Seizo snaps, glaring daggers at Takumi.

"...I'd say Mari but she seems to have had some sort of psychotic break." Takumi sighs. "I don't have any tasks to do here. Why do I have to be here?" he asks.

Seizo sighs and lets go of the controllers when he clears the last asteroid. "Because, Kumi, Koko's been corrupting that little brain of yours, I don't want you anywhere near her. Kuro is a psychopath who might've gotten his boyfriend killed which means he only really cares about Shiro - someone who literally shares the same body as him. The dude's only looking out for himself." he explains. "And as you said, Mari's having a psychotic break."

"And what about Taka?"

"Jirou is a piece of human garbage," Seizo hisses, leaning in threateningly close to Takumi. "I will not have my little sister anywhere near him."

Takumi blinks, staring at Seizo like he's the one having a psychotic break.

Well, to be fair, he very well could be. Three of the people that they've been traveling with are dead - even if the alleged impostor Pink wasn't exactly 'people'.

"Um, Sei," Takumi starts.

"Yes?"

"I'm a boy, not your little sister...do you even have a younger sister?"


"..."

"..."

"Colon Alice underscore standing colon."

Koko looks at the boy beside her like he has two heads (technically, he does, but the ghost possession is not the point here). "What the fudge did you just say…?" she trails off and makes a guess. "...Shiro?"

"Nope. Still Kuro."

"Hm."

The two stand in silence again, waiting for the trash to finish.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Where are you going? Your lost Dollar Tree headset? So free. Freer than a public restroom. You're literally dog water. 0 PR earnings check, oh wait you have none-"

Kuro relinquishes control back to Shiro.


Ichiro and Clara cower in fear, holding onto each other as they watch Mari corner them in the hallway from Shields to Navigation. "M-Mari, please-" Clara stammers but the insane runway model starts laughing maniacally.

"Ex dee! What's wrong guys? Hahahaha," Mari grins. "why do you have those faces on? Is the Impostor behind me? Elohel!"

Ichiro and Clara start crying.

"Talk to grandpa. What's wrong? Luhmow!"


Takahashi, back in Security, stares at the scene playing out in Weapons before switching to another camera. "Yeah, fuck no. Not gonna deal with that." he says to himself. "Where's Takumi…?" he mutters as he flips through the cameras. "Stupid Seizo…"


"Mr. Crimson!"

Seizo jumps, whipping around. "Sil - oh...hi Mari." he says nervously. "Didn't I hear you terrorizing Ichiro and Clara near Navigation or something?"

"Yeah," Mari says and sighs fondly. "I just love the sounds of their screams." she smiles.

"..."

"Anyways! I was just thinking about our dear friend. We played that codename game for so long and we all just kept calling him Silver." Mari reminisces. "I kinda forgot his real name. What was it again?"

Seizo glances behind Mari to look at the button in the middle of the Cafeteria.

I shouldn't have taken my eyes off of Takumi.

"Uh…" he blinks and shakes his head. "Sorry. Spaced out. Silver's real name is-"


The impostor(s) and crewmates all go rigid suddenly, a shiver going down their backs. They all collectively feel as though something happened that wasn't supposed to happen.

Oh well.

As long as someone isn't dead.

Or in the impostor(s)' case, as long as someone is.


Takalata jumps when he hears the distinct sound of scraping metal behind him.

"Fuck my life."

"No, but I think I'll take it."

Bakahashi rolls his eyes as he turns his chair around. "I knew it was you," he says. "you've been...different."

The Impostor rolls their eyes. "Don't act like you know me, Tacolatte. I didn't want to do this." the Impostor says with a frown. They pull out a knife from their suit pocket. "I really don't want to, but I have to. I'm sorry."

Terry Crews' eyes widen. "Wait - you mean you're you?"

"That's right, military boy. Now shut up and stop breathing."

' Cyan has been executed. '

A/N it was going to be longer but i got bored