By Maricruz
Disclaimer: Hazbin Hotel and Helluvaboss are the copyright properties of Vivziepop and Spindle Horse.
Chapter 13: The Ex of the Ex.
A second after Stella enter the hotel lobby and already she starts becoming demanding. "Hello! Hello! I Am A Guest And I Demand Service Right Now!" Her words echoes in the lobby, and nobody has come to her service. Yet. She tries to ring the bell. "Hello! Hello! I Demand To Speak Who's In Charge Here!"
'What kind of a hotel doesn't service someone who came here!? Especially a royal Goetia like me?!' Stella thought angrily as she continues to ring the bell.
And that when a familiar and eerie shadow suddenly appears behind her. "Greetings." Alastor startled Stella. "Can I help you, Madame?"
Stella let out a sudden bird noise as she was startled and she turned around to see a some kinda of a deer-demon? Smiling at hem wearing red clothes and is holding a thin cane with a sentient vintage style microphone attached to it on his hand. She managed to regain her composure. "Yes, well, first off, do not sneak upon a person like that! Especially if that someone who is part of royalty. Second, I was told that my daughter is staying at this quaint little hotel."
"A thousand apologies, my dear lady. I've been told that I have that quite effect on people." Alastor politely bowed to Stella. He managed to keep his cool, despite of having the urge to strangle this bird lady for talking like that to him.
Hmph, this deer-demon is bowing down for me. It's nice to know that he, like other low life know to bow down a royal Goetia, which is me! Stella is smirking on the inside that this weird and creepy demon was bowing for her.
"And by daughter, do you mean Octavia?" Alastor asked, as he finished bowing to Stella and Stella nodded her head. "Then can I said that, you are a very pretty and beautiful woman. I would never thought Octavia would have a such a beautiful woman as her mother! I can see where she got her beauty from! Especially her eyes!" Alastor spoke in his gentleman manner to Stella.
Stella is somewhat flatter by Alastor's words, but tries to remember her position. "Well, is there, perchance, that I may see her?"
"Of course, I will gladly to take you to her." Alastor hold his arms out to her. "Shall we?" He asked her.
"Well, if you insist." Stella accepted his arm and both of them are leaving the lobby.
If I have to hear this screeching lady bird one more time, I'll put her in a pressure cooker with about 15 herbs and spices. Alastor thought as he is maintaining a strong will not to kill Stella.
Ugh I can't believe that I am touching such a lowly sinner. Once I get to Octavia's room, I'll have to sterilize myself and then drag her out of here. Stella has to keep on her friendly act as Alastor escorts her.
"So, tell me about you and your daughter? I would to love such a nice and sweet relationship with Octavia and her beautiful mother!" Alastor gave Stella one of his best charming smile.
"Oh well, Octavia and I have the perfect mother/daughter relationship, despite the divorce, we wouldn't be more happier. We enjoy having tea and reading books and have etiquette lessons." Stella is good at keep up with her act.
"Oh my, that sounds lovely." Alastor can tell that Stella is lying, after hearing how Octavia talks about her mother, she barley acknowledge her own daughter's presence in her brother's house.
"Thank you. I really love my daughter and I was very upset that my stupid selfish cheating husband try to turn our daughter against me." Stella spoke with the words with hated and anger as she remembers when she and Stolas were talking on the phone, she yelled at her ex husband for trying to turn Octavia against her.
"Why would your husband try to turn your daughter against you? I'm not sure you have done nothing wrong, Miss Stella." Alastor spoke with false concern and curiosity. The only thing she has done wrong was to neglected her own daughter's presence in the home.' Alastor thought.
"Oh you now, divorce issues and such. But I'm sure you've heard how my heartless ex-husband broke the heart of that dear sweet imp he was having the affair with." Only Stella can use Blitz's sad story to her advantage.
"Yes, I have. Blitz told us, everybody in the hotel about the hate party that your ex husband went, sing a song, and kiss a male demon or should I said Incubus in front of him. He was deeply saddened for what happened at the hate party and your ex-husband. What a very cruel man he was." Alastor shook his head in disappointment.
"Yes, well, even though he had that affair with my ex-husband, I couldn't help but feel sympathy for him." Which is sort of true when she talking to Stolas on the phone.
"Oh, but it's natural milady, because even if he had ruin your marriage, he actually helped you dodge a bullet, and also, one cannot step so low to hurt a person, I bet that if you was in StolAss position... you wouldn't do something right that mhhh?" Alastor asked.
"Well, I, uh, never thought about it before." For once Stella is stump.
"Anyway, here's your daughter's room. I'll you two get reacquainted." Alastor step aside as he lead Stella to the door.
"Yes, of course, tha-..." But before Stella can thank Alastor, he simply disappeared. Leaving only traces of his shadow.
"Damn... what in the actual fuck Andrealphus have teleported me? I am starting to regret all of this..." Stella said to herself. Then she started knocking on Octavia's room door.
"GO AWAY!" Octavia shouted angrily. Clearly she is still upset about what happened today.
"Really Octavia Dear, is that any way to speak to your mother?" Stella responded.
Octavia quickly opened the door. "Oh Mom, I am so sorry. I thought...what are you doing here?"
"Oh sweetie... after what I heard about your father did and after watching that broadcast on TV, I have come here because I am willing to help you out..." Stella says, lying to Octavia while putting a worried and sympathetic look for her daughter.
"Y-you are?" Octavia looked at her mother with confusion and surprised expression, but also happy. Since she now knows that her uncle Andrealphus was telling the truth to Charlie and Vaggie. Her mother is really going to help them!
Stella nodded "Anyway, Octavia how are you feeling? You know? After that scandalous revelations and that incident on that Sinsmart?" Stella asked, with voice filled with fake, and yet, convincing concern.
Octavia looked out a sad sigh as she looked at her mother with a sad expression. Not sure what to said first, but it best to tell her about the incident of the Sinsmart and the scandalous relations of dad and what happened with her new friends Vaggie and Charlie that involves uncle Andrealphus. "I am fine mom... really..." Octavia said while looking on the other side and rubbing her arm.
Stella looked at her daughter with a frown on her face. "No, you're not Via...you're not fine. Andrealphus told me what happened with you and those girls, one of them was a former Exorcist who try threatened Andrealphus with an angelic spear." Her voice was calm and she is being honest with her words. Her brother has told her what happened to him when he went to the hotel and talk with the Princess of Hell and a sinner who was a former Exorcist.
"Sorry... it's just... it's difficult... after what dad did, I am just confused... and angry all the time... I don't know what to do or how to do... Uncle Vassago and the others were the only one that helped me navigate throughout these situation all the time... and I was also feeling bad at the way of how I treated Vaggie... I know she was threatening uncle Andrealphus... but maybe... just maybe... I overreacted a bit, and I should have probably talks things out in a civil way..." Octavia said, tears in her eyes.
Stella place her hand on her daughter's shoulder and looked at her with a sad expression. "You didn't overreacted Via, you did what you could stop Vaggie for threatening Andrealphus, my brother and your uncle." She lift her hands up to wipe the tears from Octavia's eyes.
"I know... but still... I am still feeling bad and also guilty about what I said to Charlie and Vaggie... and that I demanded at Charlie to give the spear of her girlfriend to Carmilla..." Octavia said... while sobbing a little.
"Well, you did the right asking the former Exorcist to give her spear to the Princess of Hell, Octavia. Otherwise, she would end up threatening me just like she did to your uncle." Stella looked at her daughter with worried and sadden expression. "You don't want this Vaggie girl threatened your mother, do you?"
"No... I didn't... she only mention about being suspected about what your real intentions were..." Octavia says.
Stella tense a bit about what Octavia told and she thinks: Oh fuck... my brother was INDEED right... and he was also so fucking lucky that he didn't get caught...
But I won't let the princess of Hell's former Exorcist girlfriend caught me! I won't! Stella then regains her composure. "Don't believe that Vaggie girl, Octavia. I don't have any intentions or real intentions. I truly want to help this hotel, with you, Via." Stella spoke with kindest and honest voice.
Octavia looked at her mother with a shocked expression and slowly a small smile appears on her face. "Thank you mom!" She then hug her mothers which she hugs back, with a smile on her face.
But on the inside, she is hiding her disgusted expression of the idea working with the filthy sinners.
Meanwhile in the Tower of the Vees~
Valentino, Velvette and Vox are upset for what happened to their Vee Tower for the sudden earthquake in Hell that was caused by Satan's loud voice, like their building is half broken, all windows are smash and cracked, Valentino's porn videos and films are destroyed and broken, so does Vox with his TV and so many hard work and Velvette fashion clothes.
"Fuck! This is going to cost us a fortune!" Vox complained as he disposes all of the broken monitors.
"Great... First not only I have to deal with my period... BUT NOW ALL MY NEW FUCKING DRESSES ARE RUINED!" Velvette yell while launching a chair on an already broken window.
"You think you got it bad?" Valentino is holding two broken DVDs and two broken film reels. "All of my masterpieces are totally wrecked!"
"WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT YOUR PORN, VAL? I WAS GONNA BE STYLISH FOR THE NEXT YEAR AND NOW EVERYTHING IS RUINED OR DESTROYED!" Velvette yelled at Valentino, both because of the anger and the fact that it was her period, so she was too emotional for everything... and also too angry for anything.
"WOULD YOU TWO CALM YOUR TITS!" Vox was getting annoyed by two of his partners pettiness. "The real problem is that how are we going to pay for all these damages? I don't think our insurance will cover this!"
"For once I agree with you, amoricio... the cost will be expansive... we might as well cut some of our expenses since... ya know... EVERYTHING IS FUCKING DESTROYED!" Valentino says.
Velvette, meanwhile, was launching out of the broken window with some broken DVDs of Valentino porn.
Suddenly there was some yelling of a couple of hellhounds outside.
"I TOLD YOU I AM IMPORTANT! LET ME PASS! YOU STUPID DOGs!" a voice yelled outside, that Valentino almost instantly recognize.
"Hang on, I think our financial situation is going to be resolved." Valentino knows that is Stolas out there and he having a small difficulty with the hellhound guards.
"Sorry Sir, but no one sees the Vees without an appointment." Says one hellhound guard.
"Yes, plus we just had a major earthquake and as you can see, it's in disrepair." Another hellhound added.
"I DON'T FUCKING CARE, I DEMAND THAT VALENTINO CAME HERE, BECAUSE I GOT WHAT HE WANTED!" Stolas yelled while waving on air the Asmodean Crystal that he had stolen.
"Huh, so the pretty bird boy came through." Said Valentino with a wicked grin.
"Sorry sir, but it's the policy of the Vee Tower that you must have an appointment if you want to talk with one of the Vees!" One the hellhound guard say while holding Stolas.
"Plus... as we already told you 10 times, the Vee are occupied after the earthquake, so you should come back when everything is fine again!" The other hellhound guard says while also holding back Stolas.
Valentino's sighs but still grinning. "I might as well go help him." He leaves the room.
"LISTEN HERE! IF YOU DON'T LET ME GO SEE MR. VALENTINO, I SHALL SEE TO YOU THAT YOU'LL NEVER WORK IN THE PRIDE RING EVER AGAIN!" That was Stolas best attempt to threaten them.
"WE ALREADY TOLD YOU ELEVEN TIMES, THE VEE ARE OCCUPIED ATFER THE EARTHQUAKE! SO FUCKING COME BACK WHEN YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT AND WHEN THE EVERYTHING IS FINE AGAIN!" The hellhound guard yells at Stolas, still holding Stolas back.
"YEAH! AND YOUR THREAT DOESN'T FUCKING SCARE US!" The other hellhound guard tightens his grip on Stolas.
Valentino appeared behind the hellhound guards. "It's okay, he's with me, boys."
The hellhounds guards simply look at each others before release Stolas and move away so that Valentino could pass.
Valentino move pass to his hellhounds guards and approaches Stolas. "Stolas Baby! So glad you could make it! We've been expecting you!" He leads Stolas into Vees tower. "Pardon the mess."
"Honestly? It's still a better place than my mansion..." Stolas says, tired because he had been struggled with two hellhounds to pass.
"Ha ha. Oh that's good. You're very good with jokes, Stolas." Val complimented. "Anyway, come to my office since that muchacha of Velvette is currently... on her things, you know?" Val whispered to Stolas, meanwhile Velvette can be heard strangling one of her models because she had "dared" to talk to her, with Vox trying to calm her down... without great success... .
"And I thought Stella was bad." Stolas can hear every murderous word Velvette was screaming.
"Oh trust me... she can be very bad when it's on her things... last year she had killed one of our hellhounds guards because he had bring her tap water instead of carbonated water..." Valentino says while opening the door of his office with a good laugh, laughing like it was the most funniest shit he ever seen.
Once Stolas and Valentino entered his office, Val locked the door so that they can have some privacy. "So my pretty birdy, did you get what you promised me you'll give me?"
"Yes! *ahem* Yes, I have it... here..." Stolas says while placing with caution the Asmodean Crystal on the table.
"Oh good. Why that's very good! Yes..., I like that!" Valentino says while picking it and see it on his personal "This is exactly what I needed... but unfortunately for you... you have also to cough up some of your money, Stolas"
Stolas grumbled and hand Valentino a large amount of soul bucks.
"Now that's excellent!" Valentino says while grabbing the money "Also... don't worry, I got what you wanted..." he says before picking up a box fulls of love potions "...Guaranteed chances that your imp will fall instantly in love to the one that he will lay his eyes first..." he explain, while still looking at the crystal.
"Oh yes, these will do nicely." Stolas eyes went wide as he sees those bottles of love potions.
"But first." Valentino snatches the box away from Stolas. "How is your process of getting the gorgeous seraph?"
"Oh yeah, of course! *ahem* From the contact number of my ex-wife: Stella, I have found someone that could help me about this delicate mission..." Stolas says while putting out Striker number
Stolas then press the number of Striker's let and wait patiently as his phone starts to ring.
Moment later, a voice was called. "Hello?"
"Hello... Striker..." Stolas says... while looking at Valentino with unimpressed expression. Stolas!? Why the fuck are you calling me, instead of your cunt ex-wife!?" Striker didn't hide the hated and angry in his voice and he was genuinely shocked and confused why the cunt Stella ex-husband call him.
"Yeah, yeah, i know that it's a shock to you... but anyway... forget about that bitch of Stella, because, I have a job for you... and I will not take a "no" as an answer!" Stolas says while sharpening his voice.
A loud laugh was suddenly hear from Stolas's phone, surprising Valentino and Stolas. "You, Stolas! have a job for me?! HA! HA! HA! Is this some fucking joke, royal jackass!?" Striker continues to laugh, finding it funny and confusing that Stolas would have a job for him, even though he has kidnapped him and try to kill him two times.
But Stolas was not having it, and he gets to yell on the phone: "LISTEN HERE, YOU STUPID COWBOY SCUM, IT'S TRUE, WE HAD A FUCKING BAD HISTORY BECAUSE OF WHAT THAT BITCH OF STELLA TRIED TO PULL ONTO ME, BUT I AM WILLING TO PUT EVERYTHING IN THE FUCKING PAST IF YOU ARE WILLING TO HELP ME OUT WITH A GODDAMN SERAPHIN, IF YOU DO THAT, THEN I WILL PAY OUT 10X TIME THE PRICE OF WHAT STELLA ORIGINALLY WANTED TO KILL ME, OK? SO, WE HAVE A DEAL?" Stolas yelled, surprising even Valentino more about his unstable behavior.
There was silence on the phone as Striker has stop laughing. "...Would you even help with the problem of the WANTED poster of me in all of Hell?" Striker asked.
"YES, I WILL FUCKING DO IT, I WILL AGREE WITH EVERY FUCKING CONDITION YOU PROPOSE ME, EVEN THE MOST ABSURD ONES, JUST TELL ME, YOU WOULD TAKE MY FUCKING JOB AND KIDNAP THAT FUCKING SERAPHIN?" Stolas yelled, still pissed.
"Whoa...calm down, pretty boy..." Valentino was about to place his hand on Stolas's shoulder but Stolas quickly moved away him and give him a deadly angry glare.
"DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME, YOU SICK PERVERT!" Stolas screamed at Valentino. He doesn't want to be touched by anybody, especially this sick sexual pervert moth sinner.
Strikers chuckles again... more sinisterly this time: "Damn... I see that you actually had a REAL bad experience with that seraph, if you are willing to even contact me just so you could have everything in your way... alright then... you got yourself a deal... but if she dies, then I am not sorry for it... eheheheheh..." Striker says maliciously before hanging up on Stolas face.
Stolas was with crazy eyes and was breathing heavily before looking at Valentino and saying: "So... when I will get these love potions...?"
"You will get them after your cowboy-toy brings the seraph to us." Valentino made it clear.
"That's... uhh... great... yeah... ahahah... ah..." Stolas says, while heavy breathing with one of his eyes twitching, completely lost it with his mind, before quickly standing up and leaving the office of Valentino.
"Adiós, pretty bird!" Valentino waved goodbye at Stolas along with blowing a kiss at him.
"Ugh! Don't blow your kiss at me!" Stolas shouted in disgust and anger. He rather have a kiss blow at him by his Blitzy!
And after Stolas go away... instantly a desperate and badly injured Vox burst inside Valentino office: "VAL! HELP! VELVETTE IS GETTING CRAZY!"
"What!?" Valentino shouted, looking confused and concern for what happened to Vox. But most importantly, deeply afraid.
At the moment, Velvette burst in the office as well, holding a wooden bat! And what worse, the bat has some sharp nails sticking out of it!
"AAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH! I AM GONNA KILL SOMEONE TODAY!" Velvette yelled completely in rage because of everything
"OH MIERDA!" Valentino yelled before holding with Vox and scream with him like a little girl.
At the Sins Meeting~
Lucifer, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Mammon, Satan, Yogirt, Leviathan, Belphegor, and Vassago are looking at the list of papers that has e-mails, address, phone number, street, name, and relatives of the demons who went to the Anti-Blitzo party that was hosted by Verosika Mayday on Earth because they will be going to the court along with Verosika and Stolas Goetia.
"Sheesh, who knew that Verosika know so many people?" Mammon was getting bored going through the list.
"Well, she spend a lot of years to spy on Blitz's love life like an ex stalker." Queen Bee replied as she is reading one of the papers of Blitz's exes.
"Still, I can't believe that Verosika would even do such a thing." Satan looks very heartbroken as he read through the lists.
"Well, I guess she refused to move on and decided to stalk her ex-boyfriend love life. Like seriously, why she can't move on?" Leviathan's left head spoke as she is reading through the lists and the right head nodded in agreement.
"Maybe her hatred for him gives her inspirations for her songs." Belphegor guessed as she is trying to stay awake looking at the lists.
"Maybe..." Bee replied as she continue to look and read the lists.
"Still, that's no excuse for her behavior.." Lucifer confirmed, still going over the names and info.
"I agreed. Just looking at the names is enough to bring her down." Asmodeus added in.
"Yeah, I can't wait to see that stupid *honk* Verosika lose everything after the court, including her fame!" Mammon angrily mumbled as he is reading one of the list. "She deserved it for insulting the beautiful Angel Dust!"
"Believe me, after we are done, she won't be hired to performed at kids' birthday parties." Asmodeus will make sure of that.
"Or anywhere else, and not on Earth anymore. That's for fucking sure." Queen Bee gritted through her teeth, while gripping one of her hands in anger.
"Okay, how about we take a break?" Lucifer requested as he stretches a bit.
"Finally! My back has been hurting for looking and reading those so many papers!" Satan as he stood up from his seat and starts stretching his arms above his head and his back.
"Yeah, who would thought that sinner cat girl would wrote so many papers of that imp who named is Blitz's exes?" Leviathan stood up from her seat as well and start to stretch as well.
"She's got excellent research skill, I can give her that." Lucifer finishes stretching and feels more loose and limber now. "So, what do you guys want to do first?'
"How about we eat some dinner? I'm fucking starving!" Mammon patted his stomach with his fours hands and you could his hear stomach growling, very loudly.
"Okay, but please try to save some for us and everyone else in the hotel. Or else you'll have to replace all the food with your money, Mam." Lucifer made sure Mammon behaves.
"Fine." Mammon pouted and crossed his arms like a bratty kid.
"Can we watch a movie on TV too? I hear that there's wild and sick sci-fi playing tonight." Bee suggested.
"Lame, maybe we should watch some action-movie!" Satan said, and Yogirt flying next to him nodded his head.
"How about some fantasy movie?" Leviathan asked and the right head nodded her head and is smiling. "Those are very popular on Earth."
"Boring! How about a screwball comedy?" Mammon suggested.
"No! Maybe a romantic and sexy movie?" Ozzie suggested, feeling his cheeks blushing due to watching many romantic and sexy movie with his lover FizzaRolli.
"Nah...how about..." Belphegor didn't get to finish her sentence as she end up falling asleep.
Everybody gets into an argument until Lucifer shouts out "Enough!" He made sure he didn't go into full demon mode this time. "Since anybody can't make a decision then I'll decide, and I choose The Fifth Element."
All the Sins look at Lucifer blankly. "Aw come on! None of your ever hear of The Fifth Element? It's a cult classic, it has everything everybody wants. Comedy, Sci-Fi- Action, Fantasy, and Romance. Plus, it stars Bruce Willis."
"That's fucking lame as a film... bah, ya know what? Screw you guys, I am going to the kitchen!" Mammon says flipping them off, before standing up and going to the kitchen.
"Fine, but your finishing the rest of the work after you're done, Mam!" Lucifer gave Mammon an ultimatum.
"Yeah, yeah, fuck off" Mammon says, before entering and straight heading to the fridge. "Now let's see, what kinda of good shits Charlie had inside this fridge" Mammon says to himself before opening the fridge. "Blegh, all's in here is healthy crap!" Mammon felt disgusted. "I'm gonna fuckin' starve!"
Mammon then closes the fridge with a loud BANG. "Okay, I know she is trying to make good deeds, but shit Charlie, sometimes even some pork doesn't hurt once in a while!" Mammon says, before turning around... and seeing the familiar face of Fizzarolli while holding Fat Nuggets on his arms walking on the corridor, Mammon gasped I anger "YOU!" he yelled while also pointing at him.
"Oh Shit!" Fizzarolli looked upset when he saw Mammon.
Mammon simply gets angrily close to Fizzarolli "Don't you think you wold running away this time, you fucking son of a bitch! I still didn't forget that fucking show that you pulled up on me!" Mammon angrily yelled at Fizzarolli while getting closer to his face.
"It's nice to see you too Mammon." Said Fizz in a deadpan face.
"Don't go with "Nice to see you too" thing, jackass! I am still not forgetting and neither forgiving you for the humiliation that you had done to me in that fucking stage!" Mammon yelled at FizzaRolli's face... before looking at Fat Nuggets that was on Fizzarolli hands "... but I am willing to put everything in the past ONLY... if you give me that delicious piece of pork that you have with you, Fizz..." Mammon says with a smirk.
Fizzarolli, using his robotic arms to keep Fat Nuggets away from Mammon's reach. "Oh no you don't! This sweet little piggy has a mommy/daddy that loves and cares about him!"
"Oh please... it's just a fucking pig, I mean... who would be so dumb to take care of a piece of pork that would instantly go meet his demise inside an oven?" Mammon asked while crossing his arms.
"Angel Dust would!" FizzaRolli shouted, tighten his grips around Fat Nuggets. "And he won't forget someone who try to eat and cook his baby piggy! After all, Angel is the mommy/daddy and Fat Nuggets is his baby!"
"Suuuuuuure and I am a fucking Fairy Godparent, YOU THINK I AM SOME KINDA OF IDIOT? I KNOW ANGEL DUST SINCE THE FIRST TIME HE BECAME A PORN STAR, AND I AM 1000% SURE THAT HE DIDN'T A FUCKING PIG, YOU FUCKING JESTER FACE!" Mammon yelled back.
"If you really do know Angel Dust, you would have look at the photo he posted, and one of the photos is his pig, Fat Nuggets." Ozzie appears out of nowhere from the corridor, and place his hands on FizzaRolli, while holding his phone in his other hand.
He hears yelling coming from the kitchen and when he hears Mammon yelling and saying his lover name. He immediately rushed to the kitchen only to hear that Mammon want to eat Fat Nugget if FizzaRolli give the sweet and cutest piggy to him so he could forgive him for what happened at the stage in Greed Ring.
Ozzie got a point, if Mammon really know Angel Dust since he became a famous porn star. He would have least know Angel has a pet pig.
"Oh no, this is between me and Fizzarolli, Asmodeus, so go and watch a porn movie instead of defending your pathetic jester and crippled lover" Mammon spotted in anger.
"Why you son of..." Ozzie growled in anger and was about to attack him in his beast mode when they hear tiny but loud squeals coming from Fat Nuggets in FizzaRolli's arms and he appears to be shaking in fear.
"Huuuhhh... I think I will be going..." Fizzarolli says... but got stopped by Mammon yelling at him. "OH NO! YOU WILL NOT GOING WITH THAT PIECE OF PORK!" Mammon yelled.
Mammon was about to grab Fat Nuggets from FizzaRolli's arms causing Fat Nuggets to squeal loudly as he immediately jump out of FizzaRolli's arms and run away from the kitchen, squealing in fear.
"GET BACK HERE YOU DELICIOUS PIECE OF MEAL!" Mammon yelled before starting to run at Fat Nugget while drooling.
"MAMMON! NO!" Ozzie and FizzaRolli both shouted in fear and they immediately runs after Mammon, to stop him from eating Fat Nuggets.
Fat Nuggets still is squealing in fear, continue to runs after sensing that hungry and scary big green jester us chasing. He has to go back his mommy/daddy!
Before it too late!
He continues his running until he ends up in a room where the Sins are watching a movie and immediately spotted Queen Bee.
Instantly Fat Nugget jumps on her arm, with Bee looking at the little pig, confused. "Fat Nugget? Why are you-?" She was about to say before everyone heard the yell of Mammon.
"GET BACK HERE YOU DELICIOUS PIECE OF PORK!" He yelled from the other side of the room, while coming.
Fat Nugget let out an another loud squeal and immediately shook in fear in Queen Bee's arms. He looked at Bee with fear in his adorable eyes.
"DON'T FUCKING EAT HIM, MAMMON!" Ozzie shouted from the other side of the room as well.
"Oh shit..." Bee says, before starting to fly "Don't worry, you are safe with me, Fat Nuggets..." Bee says before flying on the other room while carrying the pig .
Fat Nugget nuzzled his head against Bee, showing his way of saying, 'thank you' to him. He hope this friendly lady would take him back to his mommy/daddy. Where he would be safe. But he is still shaking in fear.
Bee then run her fingers through his back and let out a softly 'Shhhh..." to calm him down.
"Don't worry, Fat Nuggets. You will be safe with Angel...shhhh..." Bee said, as she continues to calm the piggy down.
Bee was feeling like she was on an fucking horror movie... except that the monster was actually Mammon, she could hear him drooling.
"Little piggie? Where are youuuu? Come here, that I just want to put some sauce on your back and then put you in a nice and warm place!" Mammon says, his voice was almost crazy and also panted.
Bee spots Angel Dust.
"Angel Dust!" Bee shouted his name.
And at the same time Ozzie shouted Mammon's name as well.
"OH NO YOU DON'T!" Ozzie shouted as he body slam Mammon to the ground, preventing him to find Fat Nuggets who is already in Bee's arms.
"Oh no! I am not getting slammed by a goddamn Pokemon move!" Mammon says before using his strength, to lift and then slam down Asmodeus.
"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Asmodeus and FizzaRolli both shouted at the same time, surprised that Mammon actually slam down Asmodeus. The loud slamming shook the hotel. Which caught everybody's attention.
Then Mammon turn to look at Bee "Now... little bumblebee... I give you 5 seconds to give to me that piece of pork, otherwise... I will squash under my weight..." Mammon says while having the droll on his mouth and crazy hunger eyes.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!?" Satan shouted as he and the other Sins enter the room and saw Mammon on top of Asmodeus. And seeing Bee holding a tiny little pig in her arms.
Oh shit, oh god, oh fuck!" Bee yelled while holding tight Fat Nugget on her arms, clearly terrified since this is the first time that Mammon snapped on such this way, usually Mammon never win a strength contest, but this? This was coming out from a fucking nightmare fever or psychological horror movie!
"Mammon! Why are you squishing Asmodeus!? Get off him!" Satan shouted as he marched over to Mammon and Asmodeus, and lift Mammon off Asmodeus, much to the other Sins surprised and FizzaRolli.
"HEY! LET ME GO YOU HUGE FUCKING FIRE BREATHING DINOSAUR!" Mammon says in anger while squirming to get free.
"NO! Not until you tell us why were you squishing Asmodeus?!" Satan shouted at Mammon as Leviathan help Asmodeus to his feet while his lover jester by his side, asking him if he's okay.
"THAT'S IT! I AM FUCKING DONE, AND UNLESS I GOT THAT PIG, I WILL NOT STOP!" Mammon yelled as he started to grown to his demon form.
"WHAT PIG!?" Satan asked in anger and annoyance, as he too started to grown to his demon form.
"THE ONE THAT IS GONNA FUCKING HO IN MY MOUTH!" Mammon yelled while his sharps long spider legs starts sprouting from his body.
"YOU'RE NOT EATING THIS ADORABLE PIG! YOU JACKASS FATSO!" Bee shouted as she holds Fat Nuggets tightly in her arms. Fat Nugget start to squeal in fear again, trying to hide himself in Bee's arms.
"YEAH!" Ozzie shouted as he too start to grown to his demon form. He is not letting Mammon eat Fat Nuggets!
"NOBODY DECIDES WHAT I AM DOING!" and with that Mammon goes in full demon form and free himself by using his spider legs and scratch to Satan.
"ARGH! MAMMON! YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Satan turn his hand into a fist and was about to punch Mammon but Yogirt stop him, holding his arm back.
"BEE! RUN AWAY! KEEP THAT PIG SAFE TO ALL COST!I WILL KEEP MAMMON OCCUPIED!" Ozzie yelled while flaming himself into his demon form.
"OK!" Bee shouted but before she could, Mammon quickly grab her legs, preventing her getting away.
"MAMMON! LET GO OF ME!" She shouted, still holding Fat Nugget very tightly in her arms.
"OH NO! I WILL NOT LETING YOU GO WITH THAT PIG, YOU FUCKING BUMBLEBEE!" Mammon yelled while holding on her.
"HEY FATSO! EAT SHIT!" Ozzie yelled before punching on Mammon face.
"OW!" Mammon shouted, causing him to let go of Bee's leg.
"WHY YOU ASSHOLE!" Mammon was about to punch Ozzie when suddenly Lucifer in his full demon form appears in front of Ozzie, grabbing Mammon's fist, gripping it very hard.
"ENOUGH! EVERYBODY STAYS WHERE YOU ARE!" His loud voice echoing in the entire hotel.
And everyone got quiet... even Mammon, that were the most pissed, was silent, because, after all, Lucifer was still the king of hell himself.
"Now, that I got your attention. Mammon..." Lucifer took a deep breath as he looked at Mammon with an angry glare. "Why were you trying to eat Fat Nuggets?!" He gritted his teeth in anger.
It didn't take Lucifer to realize that Mammon was chasing and trying to eat Angel Dust's pet Fat Nuggets. Aka, their hotel official mascot. According to his daughter, Charlie.
"Huuuhh... Idk... maybe because I am starving?" Mammon replied, hint of embarrassment and anger on his voice.
"Why, there was no foods in the fridge for you to eat, Mammon?" Satan asked, raised one of his eyebrows at Mammon.
"Probably Charlie hide the foods because she was probably afraid that Mammon would eat all the foods and there will be no foods left for her guests staying at the hotel." Leviathan's right head spoke, crossing her arms. And the left head nodded in agreement.
"All she got is healthy crap in that fridge." Mammon tried to justified his actions. "I want real food!"
"Is That Why You Were Trying To Eat My Baby!?" Angel became pist when he heard what Mammon had said.
Everybody turned their heads to see Angel Dust standing with all his arms crossed and he has pissed look on his face.
Mammon gasped in amazement "Oh. My. God!"
"Angel!" Ozzie, Bee, FizzaRolli, and Lucifer looked surprised to see Angel but most importantly they are happy he is here, since he will save his pet from Mammon.
"Holy Shit dude! Big fan of yours" Mammon says nonchalantly forgetting what he was doing.
"DON'T TALK TO ME YOU FAT UGLY MONSTER TREE SPIDER!" Angel Dust responded in rage. "I know. Fizz told me and to be honest, I was very shocked that someone like the Seven Deadly Sins would be a fan of me." Angel still crossing his arms along with the pissed look on his face.
"Oh..." Mammon says while returning normal "Sorry... I guess I have a liiiiiitle exaggerated before... but in my defense, nobody didn't tell me about that pig was your baby"
"WE DID!" FizzaRolli and Ozzie shouted at him.
"Your opinion doesn't count!" Mammon responded while looking at them annoyed.
"Don't talk to FizzaRolli And Asmodeus that way!" Angel shouted, defending his friends from the jackass Mammon who try to eat his baby.
"Oh shit... you are right..." Mammon says before quickly forcing a police and remorseful expression "Sorry, Fez... I shouldn't have talked that way... to you..." Mammon says... while trying to not gag for the disgust of apologizing to the one that basically humiliate him.
"Hmph, if you really want to apologize to someone, you should apologize to Fat Nuggets." Fizz advised.
"Fizz got that right. Apologize to my baby, Mammon!" Angel looked at Mammon with an angry expression.
Mammon wanted to curse at them, but then he reminds to himself that there is Angel Dust... and he didn't want to look bad to him, so... he kneel down to Fat Nugget and says "I apologize to you, Fat Nugget, i should probably contain myself and probably I shouldn't try to eat you..." he says with an apologetic and remorseful voice .
But Fat Nuggets let out an angry squeak as he angrily glares at Mammon, and run towards his mommy/daddy's arms.
"Well...it was worth a try" Mammon shrugged.
"Are you ok, baby?" Angel asked in a concern and worried voice, holding his sweet baby piggy in his arms.
Fat Nuggets let out a sad oink, shook his head and the fear in his eyes are still there.
"Don't worry... I had to keep it safe... still this will give me some nightmare for some times, even more than You-Know-Who" Bee says, still pretty much shaken up by everything.
"Thank you for keeping my baby safe from that hungry jackass jester." Angel thanks to Bee while angrily glares at Mammon, so did Fat Nuggets.
"Don't mention it, but this is the last time I will do a fucking horror thing with Mammon here, now, if you excuse me, I am going to waste myself to the bar with Husk" Bee says before flying away to the bar area.
"Now you listen and you listen good. I don't care if you are a Sin and I don't care if you are a fan. No one, and I mean No One, tries to hurt my sweet Fat Nuggets! You Understand?!" Angel sneers at Mammon. "The reason why I haven't filled you up with bullets from my Tommy guns is because you're one of Charlie's Uncles and she is my friend!"
"Hey, I said I am sorry, and I didn't know anything about that!" Mammon protested.
"Then maybe listen to FizzaRolli or Ozzie next time!" Fat Nuggets also oink in agreement.
"Hey, I will not listen to two that have wronged me one time, plus, I still haven't forget that humiliation that I got before" Mammon says while doing a nasty look at Ozzie.
"Oh you mean, the song that FizzaRolli sing on stage on the clown pageant? I saw that on TV and I thought the song was nice!" Angel gives Fizz a thumbs up and a smirk.
"Yeah, yeah, look, even so, how would you react if someone that you trust suddenly get and turn your back on you? I am sure you would be equally pissed and still be resentful on him too, hmm?" Mammon asked while crossing his arms.
"Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised since I grew up in a mafia family back when I was a human on Earth." Angel petted his Fat Nugget's head.
"Even so, I put everything on him, I sacrifice so fucking much and raise him to be a perfect star, and this is was how he had repayed me? With this? Well too bad then, you broke my trust and now I will not fucking trust whatever the hell you say to me..." Mammon said.
"The reason why he doesn't want to be your star anymore is because he hated how you treat him. Fizz told me that during our private phone conversations." Angel glare at Mammon as he walk over to FizzaRolli's side. "Before he quit."
"Okay, fine, I admit I was too harsh, and maybe that's why he pulled that to me, but still, that doesn't change that I spend almost anything to make him become what he was before... and yet he betrayed me, he spat our trust and deal like nothing, and honestly? That's also why i don' trust him anymore after that stand and don't buy a word of what he will say to me in the future..." Mammon counter back.
"Not even Ozzie?" Angel Dust asked. "It that why you also refused to believe the King of Lust that my pig was my baby?"
"Well yeah... because let me ask you this, with all respect, but who is now 'engaged. with him? And who also stolen him from me?" Mammon asked.
"Ozzie didn't stole me, I quit on my own free will." Fizz reminded Mammon.
"You, Mammon, you reminded me of the three worst people I've known. Verosika because she refused to let go of the past. Valentino because he's always so abusive and controlling. And Stolas because he's afraid that someone is stealing Blitz away from him." Angel made three good points.
"*sigh* I guess you are right..." Mammon said in defeated... and this shocked even more everyone, including Bee, that was in the bar area.
"What...?" Angel Dust asked in confusion, even Fat Nuggets oink in confusion as well.
"Yeah I know, I was an asshole, it's just... that I wanted having some fame and success and that's why when first Fizzarolli came, I thanked "jeez, that guy will make me more money and will grew my fame..." but I guess I literally screw up everything, to make one of my idol call me out like the jerk I am..." Mammon said... strangely sadden up.
Everybody looked at Mammon, then at themselves, and then at Mammon again. Not sure what to said to him.
"*sigh* look Angel, I am not expecting you to forgive me or give me a chance, but, even so... I am willing to prove myself to you that I am not like those assholes..." Mammon finally said, breaking the silence.
Everybody, even Lucifer and Fat Nuggets have their mouth open by what Mammon said to Angel Dust.
Angel looked surprised as well. He stares at Mammon for a moment before taking a deep breath and open his mouth to say something to him. "Well... I can sense from your voice that you are truly regretful, alright then... I will give you a chance, but only one, got it?" Angel Dust finally said.
All the sins, including Lucifer, Yogirt, and FizzaRolli looked shocked at what Angel has said.
Before one of them could speak. Mammon spoke first and he looked very happy by what Angel said to him.
"Oh, thank you, you beautiful and hot spider!" Mammon then grabs one of Angel's dust arm and starts kissing his arm.
"Whoa! Easy Buddy." Angle gets his arm back. "First off, some boundaries."
"Oh, right. Sorry. Fuck, you taste like cherry or strawberries. Maybe both." Mammon said, while licking his lips after kissing Angel's arm.
"Okay see, that's exactly what I am talking about." Angel Dust called out on Mammon's actions. "You need to learn some restraints. 1-No sexual comments. Just a simple hi or light chit-chat and hand shakes only. 2-Any sexual fantasies you're having about me, I'm sorry, but those need to stop. You see there's already somebody else that I like and I need to prove that I am worthy of him." He blushed when he said the last part as he thinking of Husk. But then he goes back to being serious. "If you can't respect any of those boundaries, then I'm afraid we cannot be friends.
Mammon looked shocked by what Angel said, especially that he like somebody else. And not to mention, he already broke number 2 since that sinner cat girl is already writing a fanfiction about him and Angel along with the fanart.
He can't believe that this beautiful and famous porn start like somebody else, that makes him angry and jealous. But if he lean the restraints and treat Angel with respect, like treat him as a queen, maybe...he would have the chance to win Angel's heart before that 'somebody' win his. Or better idea...Angel would fall for him. "Alright, Angel. I'll agree to your terms." Mammon extend his hand.
"Good." Angel said as he took Mammon's hand and shook it.
Mammon is trying to hide the excitement as he got the chance to meet the famous and beautiful Angel Dust, along with kissing his arms and holding his hand. Maybe he would kiss his hand as well? No Mammon! Don't think it! He would see it as breaking the boundaries. Remember, handshakes only. Then he remember something else. Oh shit! I have to tell that cat girl sinner to cancel my commission for the fanfic and fanart!
"Now that you respect and accepted the boundaries. I forgot to add something in the boundaries." Angel said as he let go of Mammon's hand.
"And that is?" Mammon asked.
"Don't call my baby "pork chop" or other pork related foods. Including bacon. And you should treated Ozzie and FizzaRolli's relationship with respect and supports." Angel use one of his hands to point at his baby, the two hands cover Fat Nugget's ear so he won't hear the word bacon, while the other one is pointing at Ozzie and FizzaRolli behind him.
"Yes Sir/Ma'am." Mammon salutes.
"Uh, Mammon. He is not a girl...there is no reason for you should call him Ma'am." Satan spoke with a deadpan expression.
"Even though he looked like a woman." Yogirt admits, and the Sins nodded their heads as well.
Angel turned to Satan and Yogirt. "Actually guys, I'm okay with either of those things." Then he turned his attention back to Mammon. "Also, the next time, you get hungry, just ieither eat the the food the hotel provides, even if it is mostly healthy junk, maybe eating something healthy every once in a while would be good for you, or just go out and get something to eat, or even better, learn to cook something for yourself, but don't you dare try eat another pet ever again. Do you understand?"
"Yes, I understand, Angel." Mammon nodded his head.
"Good, and while my baby hate you for trying to eat him. I hope he will learn to forgive you someday. Right Nuggsie?" He hold his baby to his face and spokes in a babyish voice.
Only to have Fat Nuggets glare at Mammon and snorted at him, which is in Fat Nuggeties means Yeah right, like I would forgive some fat asshole who was trying to eat me.
"That a no, then? Right, Fat Nuggets?" FizzaRolli asked and Fat Nuggets snort in reply, meaning Yes.
FizzaRolli gave a chuckle and petted Fat Nugget's head.
"I am sure if Mammon will behave like he promise, he will trust him... I think... but either way, like Charlie said, everyone deserve a second chance if they are willing to change, for real..." Angel said.
"He's got that right, everybody." Alastor suddenly appears behind Ozzie, FizzaRolli, Angel Dust and Fat Nuggets causing them to be startle and jump at the same time. Fat Nuggets even let out a frightened startle squeak.
"FUCK ALASTOR! CAN YA STOP DOING THIS FOR ONE SECOND?" Angel Dust yelled, still scared and also tightening his hug to Fat Nuggets.
"Yeah! Someday you're going to give somebody a heart attack!" FizzaRolli shouted, while holding his chest as he could his heart pounding like crazy after being startle and frightened by Alastor's sudden appearance behind them.
"Irrelevant... anyway, I've come because I need to warn you about something: there is a new guest on the hotel..." Alastor says ignoring the distress of everyone.
"What, new guest?" Angel asked.
"Damn... Charlie business is expanding thanks to that add" Mammon remarked.
"Indeed... but unfortunately... isn't someone that you would like to know..." Alastor says, a rare, hint of irritation on his voice.
What do you mean?" Lucifer asked.
"I will say this then: Another Goetia is in the hotel..." Alastor says, while having an annoyed smile.
"Wait, do you mean Stella?" FizzaRolli asked, and that made Angel whisper "Oh shit..."
"Indeed, it is..." Alastor says with a more dreading voice.
"Wait, Stella Goetia is here in the hotel?" Ozzie asked, looking shocked and somewhat displeased that Stella, the horrible wife is actually here at the hotel. Could she has come to the hotel to see her daughter.
"Oh great, that bitch." Lucifer facepalmed and slide his hand down his face.
"I take it you've dealt with her before, your Majesty." Alastor assumed, his irritation gave the Radio Demon such delight.
"Yeah, I was the one who initiated her marriage with Stolas." Lucifer admitted "That woman is the Bridezilla of all the Bridzillas!"
"Great... first Paimon, then Stella, what's next? All the entire fucking Ars Goetia gonna show up here and live here?" Ozzie asked while throwing his hands on air.
"Well, I must informed you that she came to this hotel to see her daughter and she want to help Charlie with the Justice4Pentious campaign!" Alastor tapped his cane on the ground.
"Rather suspicious for me..." Satan says while narrowing his eyes.
"Indeed, however she did told me that she felt sympathy towards Blitz after for what happened with him and Stolas at the hate party and she want to make her daughter is alright." Alastor looked at Satan. "But we can't rule her out suspicious just yet. We need to make sure if she truly want to help Charlie with the Justice4Pentious campaign." Alastor looked at the Sins and FizzaRolli and Angel.
"After all, we need to treat her respect. Not because she is a Goetia, but she is a woman and woman need to be treated with respect." Alastor looked at Leviathan and Belphegor with a friendly smile.
"Damn... can't argue with that, Alastor" Angel says "Però, questa storia puzza..." Angel Dust muttered some Italian words.
Both Leviathan and Belphegor found Alastor's smile flattering but kind of creepy.
"Damn, you know a lot of how to treat with woman with respect, do you?" Mammon looked at Alastor with one of his eyes brow raised.
"Why yes, my good friend, since I am and also was a real gentleman back in my days!" Alastor says proudly.
"A real gentleman?" Leviathan left head spoke looking surprised and so does the right head. "Too bad, we don't have any more real gentleman here." She glares at Satan, Ozzie, Mammon, and possibly at Lucifer as well.
"I see that there is still bad blood between the sins, amusing!" Alastor says while still holding his smile, finding amusing the fact that the sins are still angry at each others.
"Hey! What do you mean don't have any more real gentleman here?" Satan crossed his arms, feeling offered and angry by what Leviathan said. And so does Ozzie, Mammon, and Lucifer.
"*yawn* I mean... since when it was the last time... that... you were actually... *yawn* nice with a woman...?" Belpherog manages to ask
"And Charlie does not count." Leviathan's right head assured.
"Uhhhhh..." Lucifer was about to say, but then he stops... since he actually doesn't remember one single time... and it was when Lilith was still with him... which was centuries ago.
"Well...uh..." Ozzie open his mouth to speak but doesn't know what to said. Neither does Mammon and Satan. Especially Mammon... since he remember when he once said "Women just ain't funny..."
"I * yawns * rest my case." Belpherog confirmed and she goes to sleep.
"Shit... maybe you could teach something about being a gentleman, Alastor" Mammon said while looking at Alastor.
"Later, right now, we need to focus on the situation at hand." Alastor tries go back to the topic. "Like to reveal Stella and Andrealphus's real selves to Octavia."
"Ohh, but actually, we had a plan" Angel dust said.
"Yeah... but even so... we don't know if we should share it with you guys..." Fizzarolli chimed in.
"Please, tell us, FizzaRolli." Ozzie places his hands on his lover's shoulder.
"We need to make that Stella and her brother Andrealphus doesn't do anything to hurt Charlie or ruin her dreams of the hotel and saving Sir Pentious."
"Along with Octavia." Lucifer added.
"*sigh* the plan was to doing..." Fizzarolli said and everyone got interest/
"...nothing" Angel Dust concluded.
"WHAT?!" Everyone else screamed out in anger and confusement.
"wowowowowowowow... hear us out, hear us out!" Angel Dust says, before he and Fizz start to explain what happen before with Andrealphus and the plan of Vassago.
After they finished talking, everybody became silent. "Interesting...very interesting..." Alastor said, still smiling.
"Ooooooh... so that asshole of Andrealphus dared to talk to Charlie that way? And also Octavia too?" Lucifer says while seeing red
"Please calm down, your highness, or else your face will match my outfit." Alastor joked a bit.
"NOT. THE. TIME: ALASTOR!" Lucifer says while spatting every word.
Alastor didn't say anything, but give him a smile.
"I swear... the Goetias are worse than Mammon" Ozzie replied, also angry.
"Hey!" Mammon turned his head at Ozzie which made everybody turned their heads at him. "But...he is right..." Mammon crossed his arms and pout, while secretly glares at Angel, wonder what his reaction upon seeing him pout.
"Anyway, that's the point is that Vassago doesn't want to interfere and let her doing something stupid and front of Octavia" Fizzarolli said
"Well I just hope this plan works." Lucifer cast down. He just could stand the fact that they can't do anything to the ones who hurt Charlie.
But unknown to them... that Stella was hidden behind the door of the corridor... and she had eavesdropping their conversation. "It appears everybody, including the King of Hell and the radio demon who named is Alastor suspicions me and my brother...that damn idiot...!" Stella whisper angrily as she walks away. "But that's fine... I better keep myself in check and everything will be fine... I will not disappoint my brother like Stolas did to me... and to the Goetias..." Stella whispered with a smirk before chuckles darkly.
"And that Alastor guy said he was a gentleman and that gentleman should treated woman with respect..." Stella put her fingers under her chin, and got into a thinking. If he is planning to treat me and possibly Octavia with respect. I will make sure he treat us with respect...after all...he might be useful for the plan..." Stella chuckled darkly again.
somewhere in the Wrath ring*
Striker had a very funny day after that phone call with Stolas, and now, he was also happy, happy that Stolas was about to give him more money than Stella and also helping him out about the posters of WANTED that were around hell.
I still can't believe that royal jackass called me and offer me moneys and help with the WANTED posters of me in Hell, in exchange for a seraph named Emily... Striker let a out chuckle as he ride his horse in the Wrath Ring.
"Welp partner, we got up ourselves the deal of the life..." Striker said to his horse, that he nods in agreement.
"And now time to find the that seraph angle named Emily..." Striker said, as he snap the reins on his horse, to go faster.
Over in town in the Wrath Ring, the gang are shopping for souvenirs that they promised their friends to get. "Ooh I found some fancy pink chaps for Angel Dust." Millie announced. "These got spiderwebs made with rhinestones. He'll love these."
"And I found a matching cowboy hat to go with it." Moxxie showed Millie the hat.
"I found some hard ass whiskey Husk would like." Loona showed the bottle. "I hear that this stuff will punch you in a face with one sip."
"I also found an horse for myself. " Blitz says while holding a figure of Twilight Sparkle.
"Aww! That figure horse looked so cute and pretty!" Emily squealed as she stares at the figure of Twilight Sparkle in Blitz's hand.
"Yeah, better thanks Sallie May for showing me that My Little Pony show... I still have to find all the ponies of that group" Blitz said.
"You showed Blitz My Little Pony show, sis?" Millie asked as she and Moxxie looked at Sallie May with a shocked and confused expression. Even Loona has the same reaction as well.
"Well, yeah... I had some old copies on the attic and I tough he would have appreciate that..." Sallie May said nonchalantly.
"Thank you!" Blitz said as he give Sallie May a big hug, a huge smile on his face.
"Greeaattt... now Sinsmas will be filled with My Little Pony theme on our house..." Loona said while groaning.
"That is a great idea, Loonie!" Blitz turned to look at his daughter with even a bigger smile.
"...What...?" Loona said with a shocked and horrified expression.
"This year, for Sinsmas. The house will be playing My Little Pony theme. Wonderful idea, Loonie!" Blitz run to give his beautiful daughter a huge hug.
"Fuck..." Loona says... realizing just now that she screw herself up.
Emily let out a small giggle. "I think it cute and adorable that Blitz is going to play My Little Pony theme for Sinsmas. But what is Sinsmas?" There was confused expression on Emily's face.
"It's like... how is called? Christ-something?" Sallie May said.
"Christmas! It a holiday that peoples celebrated on Earth." Emily reply, remembering how the Winners would tell the angel they celebrate Christmas with their family and friend. And not to mention, Heaven also celebrate Christmas as well.
"Aaahh... you mean that Christian thing? Yeah... Millie told me that once they had to kill a family during that time..." Sallie May said, now remembering a time where Millie told what she had done once during Christmas time.
"What?" Emily turned her head to look at Millie and the rest of the IMP gang with a horror and shocked expression.
"I say they "had" but actually, the didn't..." Sallie May finish defusing the situation.
"Oh. I thought they did...Whew!" Emily let out a 'whew' sigh as she pressed her hand on chest, hoping to calm her heart down. The thought of Blitz and his friend killing a family on Christmas made her scared and horrified.
"Yeah... sorry, but when we saw how happy they were... we couldn't do it.." Blitz says, a bit embarrassed and also, cursing himself for the fact that he make Emily so worried and upset.
"Well, it a good thing you didn't kill the family on Christmas, Blitz." Emily rubbed her arms, still feel a little shaken at the idea of killing family on Christmas.
"Jeez Sallie, ya almost ruin a relationship here..." Millie says upset to her sister for telling one of their 'jobs'.
"Sorry, I didn't mean to..." Sallie May apologized to her sister.
Millie's face soften when she sees how sorry Sallie May looked. She knows that her sister meant no harm, she just needs to be more careful of what she says. Especially if it might upset Emily and ruins Blitz's chances of being happy. "It's ok, sis. You didn't mean to." Millie places her hand on Sallie May's shoulder to comfort her. "Just try be a little more careful what you say, okay."
"Okay, but if I do say anything stupid again, you have the right to smack me on the head." Sallie May promised.
"Deal." And Millie accepted the offer with a hug.
"I'm sorry that the thought of us killing an innocent family upsets you, Emily." Blitz takes hold of Emily's hands. "We should've never accepted that job from that hateful bitch of client. For now on I promise that we'll do background checks from anymore possible clients before we accept a job from them."
"That sounds perfect, Blitz. And it's nice you guys will do a background checks from your clients." Emily could feel her cheeks turning bright red and so did Blitz as he was holding her hand.
Suddenly, Blitz's phone start to ring. "Oh Cheese and Hot Sauce! I'm so sorry Emily, I have to take this." Blitz gave Emily a sad apologetic look and Emily nodded understandingly. Blitz answers the call. "Hello? Oh Hi Fizz. This better be important." Blitz felt irritated that Fizz's called interrupted a sweet and beautiful moment between him and Emily. "What's that?...What?...Are you sure?...When?...When...How?...All right, let me know if you heard anything... I'll talk to you when we get back...Okay bye." Blitz ended the phone.
"Blitz, is everything okay? Is Fizz alright?" Emily became concern when she see that worried look on Blitz's face.
"Remember that crystal I gave back to Stolas and Fizz and Ozzie told me that he gave it to them?" Blitz recalled that time when Stolas interrupted their dinner at Carmella's.
"Yes." Emily remembered that night. "Is that what was Fizz was calling you about?"
"Yes, he told me that it's missing." Blitz told her.
"WHAT?" Millie, Moxxie, Loona and Emily shouted.
"Yeah, he told me that Ozzie got a call from his office and told him that the crystal is gone." Blitz explained it the best he could.
"Did at least know who had stolen that crystal?" Moxxie asked, think about what everyone is thinking.
"Well the only clue they have is a small gray feather." Blitz has a very good idea who could it be.
"But who could have gray feathers, unless..." Millie and everyone else have a pretty good guess too.
"But Sir, that can't be. Ozzie forbade him from ever entering the Pride Ring." Moxxie couldn't believe that Stolas is capable of such a thing.
"Yeah... but remember that he had magic, I bet somehow manages to use it without getting notices... that fucking ass brain..." Loona growl in anger while tightening her grip on the phone, almost broke it.
"But how do you know that it is him?" Emily isn't it is Stolas.
"They told Fizz that they had found a feather lying on the ground..." Blitz says, while walking in circles.
"But even if it is him, why would he want with crystal?" Moxxie is still skeptical about this.
"I don't know but there's only way to find out. Sorry Millie and Emily, but I'm afraid we're going to have cut our Wrath Ring visit short. Just pay for the stuff and lets get back to the ranch house." Blitz needs to get to the bottom of this.
"No no, it's okay, we understand that" Millie said.
But, unknown to them, In a far and hidden place, there was Striker that was using his sniper and was looking through the viewfinder at the ImpEmily group.
"Well, well, well... it seems that I finally found you, little rascal" Striker whispered while moving his viewfinder to Emily face. "Damn you Blitz, how come you always get the pretty ones?"
"But even so, it won't last long, just staaaayyy still..." Striker whispered while holding his breath and pointing his viewfinder on Blitz face, ready to shoot with his sniper riffle.
Suddenly, a small fly landed in front on his viewfinder. "Huh...? Shoo, shoo!" Striker whisper while shaking his sniper riffle to make the fly go away. This is one stubborn fly. "Hey, you little rascal, go fucking away, you are ruining my shot!" Striker whispered in anger while shaking more violently his sniper riffle. Then his riffle went off. * BANG *
Striker shoot a random shoot because of the shaking, and the stray bullet instead of hitting Blitz or Emily, hit a random civilian that was passing by... on the leg "MY LEG!" he screams in pain while holding his injured leg.
Emily, Blitz, and IMP sees the injured civilian. "I'll go help him." Emily told the others.
"She's so sweet..." Blitz whispered to the others while he look at Emily helping the injured man.
Meanwhile Striker was actually gagging at the sight "Bah. She's so fucking sweet, it makes me vomit..." he whispered in disgust while recharging his sniper riffle.
Emily approached the injured person. "Hi. It's okay, it will be alright." She uses her hand to heal the injured one.
Striker finishes recharging and point again his sniper riffle on Emily, this time in one of her wings "Better cripple her so she can't escape..." he whisper before holding his breath again while having his viewfinder on Emily's wings.
The fly came back and this time he's not alone. "Oh... you gotta be shiting me, now there are two of them?" Striker says while getting annoyed, he tries to use his hand to make the flies leave him from his viewfinder. The flies do a cute little twerking dance just to mock him.
Striker gets pissed about it "That's does it!" he shakes more violently his sniper riffle... and then another loud *B A N G, another stray bullet flies again and this time... he hit the other leg off the injured civilian that he have hit before: "MY OTHER LEG!" he screams while holding the other injured leg.
"Oh! Don't worry, I will heal that leg too!" Emily said as she use her hand to heal the other injured leg.
Meanwhile, Striker was grew impatient with these flies, so... after he recharges the sniper riffle, he goes on his horse, pick something a bottle from the backpack, and then spray himself with a bug killer, before returning in position.
"Thank you." The civilian said as he thanks Emily for healing both of his legs.
"You're welcome." She gives him her halo smile causing the civilian blush. She then turned around to walk back to the IMP gang.
Striker was about to shoot again... but then... he gets literally surrounded by billions of flies "WHAT THE-" he yelled, then he looked at the bottle... and realize that that wasn't "bug killer" but it was "bug pheromones".
"Oh shit..." He said before the billions of flies landed everywhere of his body.
Striker basically screams, before running to a nearby lake, and jump inside it.
"Huh... what was that?" Moxxie asked confused.
"Probably some idiots that were doing a bath in a nearby lake... nothing serious" Sallie May said.
"Wait, you guys take bath in a lake?" Emily asked as she approach the IMP gang and Sallie May.
"Yep... even because we don't have "showers" in the Wrath ring, ya know?" Sallie May said.
"Oh..." Emily realized what Sallie May said and immediately felt sorry for the imps that lived in Wrath Ring with no showers.
"Yeah, bit don't ya worry, it's actually more romantic doing a bath in the lake rather than one in the showers, ya know?" Sallie May whispered at Emily with a smirk.
"Sallie!" Millie shouted at her sister after hearing what she whisper.
"Oh come on, sis, ya know that is true, you and Mox did something similar one time, remember?" Sallie May said, a bit annoyed.
"Wait, you guys did something romantic in a bath?" Loona asked.
And this causes Millie and Moxxie's face turns bright as they looked at Blitz, Loona, Emily, and Sallie May.
Causing Sallie May to burst out laughing.
"Okay, better get going before you are giving strange ideas to Emily" Blitz quickly said before grabbing Emily hand.
"Bye Sallie May. Sorry we have to leave now but something is happened at the hotel right now." Loona said.
"Yeah, sorry.' Emily looked at Sallie May, feeling sad that she and the IMP gang have to leave the Wrath Ring.
"Bye guys, and Emily girl, and remember what I had said~~~" Sallie said with a smirk while waving.
"Sis!" Millie hissed at her sister, her face still bright red along with Moxxie. Causing Sallie May to burst out laughing again.
Meanwhile Striker exit from the lake, he was humiliated and also soaked wet, because he can't believe he did a simple mistake and let his target go away.
"Fuck!" He grabs his cowboy hat and starts to wring the water out of it.
"And I thought those were easy money!" He curses himself before putting his hat on and heading to his horse.
As soon he approach his horse, he saw that Blitz and the rest of the IMP Gang along with the fallen seraph Emily is gone.
"FUCK!" he yelled before kicking a rock. "I fucking missed the target because of those damn flies!" He shouted as he kick another rock but it was a big rock and he ends up hurting his foot, causing him to curse out and grab his foot in pain as he hopping around.
While his horse looked concern at his owner.
"*sigh* eheheheh... it's okay though... I will still not miss my chances... even if this means shake all hell to find them..." he says before doing an evil laugh.
He let go of his foot, got onto his horse, grab the reins, snap it and together he and his horse left the home of Millie's family.
At Stolas's mansion~
The room was dark, completely dark as there was no light in the room, expect the reflection of the moonlight through the windows. Stolas was in his chamber and he was looking at the ceiling, completely isolated and alone... like he always feared to be. All he can think about are his memories he had about him and Blitz when they shared this bed together.
And also... there was a kinda strange feel on his chest... what was that? Guilty? Hopeless? Even he didn't know. He blinked his eyes slowly as he stares at the ceilings, he still remember what he has said to Blitz at the Anti-Blitzo party. "How in the hell I was so... stupid and blinded?" he ask to himself. Tears appear in his eyes as he could still hear the words he said to his Blitz.
"You! Why are you here? I don't want you here, go home, please!" Those where the words that said to Blitz that night, at Verosika Hate-Party.
"I wished I never said those words to Blitz at the party..." Stolas whisper. "If I never said those words to him...then he will still be here...with me..." A gentle sob escape from Stolas's mouth as he starts to cry in his bed.
Stolas was crying his heart out... till suddenly his phone start buzzing, and it was a call from Striker himself. Stolas's eyes widened as he quickly sat up from his bed, wipe the tears from his eyes and immediately a sinister and evil smile appears on Stolas's face.
"Hello... Striker..." Stolas immediately says after answering the call.
"Hello, you royal asshole..." Striker reply with a snarl. He didn't even bother to hide the hated in his tone.
"Let me guess... you got what I wanted... right?" Stolas says while ignoring the world that Striker used to him, he didn't care how he was called... he only care about the mission.
"Not exactly, but I am getting close." Striker hope that Stolas can't tell that he is lying.
But unfortunately, Stolas knows that he is lying. "What do you mean you are getting close?" Stolas clenched his fists in anger.
"It means I am getting closer, that's all!" Striker says, still pissed and angry.
Stolas is losing is patience. "Listen you cheap knock-off Clint Eastwood impersonator, I need to that seraph so that I can deliver it to Valentino. My love life is on the line!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah... I get It asshole, just give me some time, and I will give her too you, Jesus!" Striker says more pissed.
"You better!? Otherwise, your problem with the WANTED poster wouldn't go away in Hell!" Stolas hissed in anger.
"All right all right, keep your royal panties on!" Striker ends the call. "Sheesh what a bitch. No wonder Blitz dumped him."
After the call Stolas was now angry as fuck."He didn't fucking capture and kidnapped that filthy angel!?" Stolas shouted in the room and without hesitation, he rips one of his pillow apart.
"For all the people that Stella could hire to kill me, she hired the most incompetent one!" Stolas yelled.
"That stupid cowboy imp managed to captured and kidnapped me before! But he didn't with Emily?!" Stolas shouted as he rip another pillow of his.
"Fuck everything, fuck him! Fuck! Fuck! FUCK!" Stolas yelled again before ripping a third pillow.
Stolas starts to rip another pillows from his bed, causing feathers to fly away on his bed and his room As Stolas was about rip another pillow, something fell on the floor which caught his attention. He turned his head to see it was the crystal he stole from Ozzie.
"Ohh... it's still here... and I thought I had given to Valentino..." Stolas says before pick up the crystal.
"Maybe you forgot to give it to him, or maybe you took it back when he took back the love potions." Evil Stolas told him from his vanity mirror.
"You could never leave me alone, don't you?" Stolas says with a deadpan expression to his evil mirror self.
"How can I since we both want to have Blitzy back in our arms again. Including our life." Evil Stolas reply as he raised one of his eyebrow at him.
"*sigh* guess you are right, but still... I think I also need sometime to think about on myself, you know? Even because not only Blitz hates me, but also my dear daughter hates me too..." Stolas says, a bit depressed.
"And your brother Vassago, and your father, and your ex-wife, of course she's always hated you before you two ever even met, and your father never really cared about you except as a cautionary heir, which is what Octavia is to you hmmm." Evil Stolas keeps adding more to Stolas's pain.
"No... I always cared about Octavia, I helped her through out her childhood, even making her nightmares go away and make her alright and safe, I give everything and sacrifice everything to turn to make her happy again!" Stolas says, while crying a bit.
"But why does she hate you now? Hmm?" Evil Stolas asked Stolas while crossing his arms.
"Because... because..." Stolas couldn't formulate a proper sentence... because in all these years, he wasn't a great father at all to Octavia, ever since he started the divorce process, he was more focused on himself rather than Octavia, and, like Loona said, instead of passing more time with her daughter, he went to an Hate-Party on Earth .
"Oh I think it goes much further than the divorce." Evil Stolas remembered something that Stolas forgot. "Remember that time when you took Little Octavia to Loo Loo Land and she was terrified by that robotic clown, but you though that she was laughing and you were enjoying the show."
"I thought she was! I thought Via was crying tears of joy after seeing the robotic clown! I didn't know she was scared of it!" Stolas try to defend himself when he remembers how his daughter came to him crying after watching the robotic clown performance and thought she loved it so much to point she was crying tears of joy.
"Suuuuuuure... Stolas... whatever you say buddy...!" his Evil self says sarcastically.
"Shut up!" Stolas shouted at his Evil self in the mirror. "I'm being honest that I thought my daughter was crying of tears! How should I know she didn't like the clown after I took her back to Loo Loo Land again!?"
"Because, tell me, after that little and creepy "spectacles" of his, how did she reacted? Didn't she hide herself on her hat while you were clapping abnormally fast?" His Evil self says while crossing his arms.
"I...um...She...I..." Stolas couldn't say anything. His evil self was right. Octavia did hide herself on her hat and end up running away and he went after her.
"Oh... and also... remember where you were more occupied bickering with Stella rather than pay attention to her, and she ends up taking your Grimore and running away from you?" His evil version ask, remembering that day of when Stolas broke the promise that he did to Octavia about taking her to see the Azathoth's Tears.
Stolas remembers how immediately Blitz calls him that his daughter took the Grimore and she somewhat end up on Earth without a human disguise. That because he never taught his daughter how to use her powers or the Grimmer.
"And let me ask this, you where searching for her? Or you were watching Blitzy being constrict on doing a shitty act for a bad human show?" His evil self ask again, while putting his hands on his hips.
Stolas didn't say anything else but kept his mouth close. His eyes looking at the ground, feeling ashamed and sadness that he only watch Blitzy doing his awesome act on a bad human show, rather searching for his daughter.
"Speaking of Blitz, did you know that he was that ice cart clown in Loo Loo Land while you were watching that short circuit roboclown?" Evil Stolas smirked.
"What?" Stolas looked at his Evil self with a shocked expression.
"Oh yes, it's true! Ha-Ha!" Evil Stolas laughed so cruelly. "He was there in the back of the audience the whole entire time and you didn't even notice! Oh-ho-ho! And did you know what else, he gets mocked and made fun by that same robot clown in every show! Wha-ha-ha! And you call yourself Blitz's true love! If you've had known back then, you could've been his white knight in shining armor and slay that evil clown robot, rescue your dear beloved Blitzy, and dash away out of Loo Loo Land and lived happily ever after."
"I'm Blitz's true love!" Stolas shouted at his evil self.
"I will always be Blitz's true love! But that filthy angel is trying to become Blitz''s true love!" Stolas clenched his fists in anger.
"Then quit your whining and wallowing in self-pity and call that sexy cowboy-toy and demand to finish the job!" Evil Stolas pushed Stolas.
"You're right! I should call that asshole cowboy imp and fucking demands him that he should capture Emily! No matter what! She will not get in the way of me and Blitzy!" Stolas shouted as he quickly grabs his phone from the bed and starts calling Striker immediately.
Striker's phone rings. Striker looked at his phone and immediately groaned in anger and annoyance. "Fuck! This stupid royal asshole owl is going to keep calling me!" His tail rattled in anger. He had no choice but to answer it.
"Hel-" But Striker never got the chance to finished his hello as Stolas immediately shout at him.
"NOW LISTEN AND LISTEN UP, STRIKER! ITHER YOU GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND FINISH THE JOB OR NOT ONLY THOSE WANTED POSTERS SAY UP BUT I'LL MAKE SURE THAT EVERY SINGLE OFFICER AND BOUNTY HUNTER FIND YOU AND TAKE YOUR HEAD! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!" Stolas breathed heavily after shouting that much.
There was silence from Striker and this made Stolas very mad. He was about to yell again through the phone when he hear Striker's voice and reply."Alrriiiight, I'll do it, but this will cost an extra, you royal dick-asshole!" Striker says before hanging up.
Stolas can feel a migraine coming on. "There, was that so hard?" Evil Stolas smirked.
"Oh shut the fuck up." Stolas had just enough of his bullshit.
It has finally happened. Stolas is not turning into Stella. At least he is feeling remorse. Will the hotel residents and IMP find the missing crystal? Will Striker be able to capture Emily? Will Mammon respect Angel's boundaries? Will Sallie May be careful of what she says? Find out next time in Forgetting About Stolas Ars Goetia. I want to thank Misaki983 and Roario_04 helping me with this story and I want to thank Idontgiveafuck479132 for finding a mistake that I've been making in my story. This person (Idontgiveafuck479132) told me that I was using the word seraph wrong, turns out that it's the plural word for seraph.