Forgetting About Stolas Ars Goetia
By Maricruz
Disclaimer: Hazbin Hotel and Helluvaboss are the copyright properties of Vivziepop and Spindle Horse.
Chapter 5: Confronting the Exes.
By luck, Millie and Loona found Stolas and Verosika trying get Lance to choose which toupee he wants, with Vortex just standing around.
"How about this on?" Stolas put one toupee on Lance's head.
"No, this one is too poofy." Lance declined.
"Okay, how about this one." Verosika put another one on Lance.
"No, this one makes me look like that loser kid from The Loud House."
"What? Don't you call yourself a loser, darling. You looked handsome no matter what, even with the bald spot on your head." Stolas mean it with the smile on his face. Lance will always look handsome for him, but never that handsome like Blitz.
Lance blush at the compliments. "Thank you, Stolas and you looked beautiful as ever." Lance places his hand on Stolas's cheek and was about to kiss him.
"Gross."
"How very gross indeed, Loona."
They all turned around and see Millie and Loona with pist off scowls on their faces.
"Seems like my dad was right about you. You'll fuck anyone who is lower than you."
There was disgust and hatred in Loona's voice when she said that. She can't believe Stolas and that Incubus almost kiss. Right in front of them! But what made her angrier is how her dad was right about Stolas.
That stupid asshole owl would fuck anybody who is lower than him. And that what he has been doing with that Incubus ever since he came back from that hate party about her dad.
She feels so bad for Octavia that her father is having sex with another guy in their mansion.
Well, she and Millie are going to have fun time to confront Stolas, that Incubus, Verosika and Vortex, especially Millie. Right here in this Sinmart.
In front of all the peoples.
"Blitz told us how you dump him on that Full Moon night after he got mad when you decided to end the Deal!" Millie shouted the last part.
"Wait, you dumped Blitz? I thought he dumped you the same way he dumped me. Oh this is even better." That bit of news brought Verosika joy.
"I didn't dump him." Stolas tried to defend himself.
"You portaled him out of the palace when he was about to say he was sorry!" Loona reminded the owl prince. "To him, that's dumping!"
Stolas looked so shocked of what Loona said to him. But there was a hint of sadness in his eyes.
Blitz thinks that he dumped him!? And he was going to said sorry to him back his mansion during the Full Moon night?
And Blitz tried to apologize to him back at his mansion. He never got to listen as he was too sad.
But wait, did he also try to apologize to him at the Anti Blitzo party as well?
Stolas looked so confused and sad right now and he was going to said something to Loona, but she has turned her attention to Verosika now. And she looked so pissed at her and her bodyguard, Vortex.
"And you, Tex, I thought you were a good guy, but when Dad saw you and Ms. Mayday singing backup to his shitty I Hate Blitzo song 'All 2 U' as you and her kept on repeating motherfucker Right In Front Of Him!"
"Please Loona.." Vortex tried to explain but Loona cut him off.
"Don't Say My Name With That God-Damned Same Mouth That Insulted My Father!"
"I-I-I didn't mean it! I was doing my job!" Vortex pleaded his case.
"No, Vortex! Taking Calls is a Job. Teaching kids is a Job. Guarding something is a Job. What You Did Was Participate In Slander of someone who has been hating himself for a Very Long Time before he even met any of You!"
Stolas, Verosika, Vortex, and Lance were cut off guard when Loona mention that Blitz has been in his self-hatred for a long time.
Now it was Millie's turn. "And You, Stolas, how could you break his poor sweet heart like that."
"Break his heart? What did you mean? He Broke Mine!" Stolas is beginning to lose his composure.
"Do you really have a heart, Stolas? Because what I heard that you never really loved Blitz as you claimed you do."
"But I do love Blitz, that's why I wanted to end the deal and gave him that crystal! But when he made jokes at my feelings for him and saying such hateful things to me and accuses me of tossing him aside..."
"You toss him out with your portal. Looks like I was right, you were getting bored with him and don't want him in your life anymore." Loona finished for Stolas.
"No, no, it's not like that. I still do love Blitz."
"But you went to a party that revolves around hating Blitz, so that tells us otherwise." Millie stared at Stolas with her steely eyes.
"You don't understand, I was hurt, I need vent and sort out my feelings. I didn't even wanted to go."
"Fine I get it! Dad hurt your feelings! What he did was stupid! But you could've just work on your garden, or take up another hobby, or spend time with Octavia! But instead, you went to a party hosted by the Queen of Mean herself there." Loona pointed at Verosika. "That is dedicated into hating my Dad, which I suspected would make him to kill himself!"
"So that tells us that You Hate Blitz!" Millie pointed her accusing finger at Stolas.
"No No I don't Hate Blitz."
"Then Why Did You Replace Him With That!?" Now Millie is pointing at Lance. "Let Me Guess. Does he Satisfy You The way Blitz will never could? Is his dick bigger than Blitz? Does He Give You Eternal Orgasm!?"
That when Millie noticed something, this Incubus is not wearing anything underneath his Hawiian shirt, all she could see was his bare chest!
What the fuck!? Why is he showing his bare chest in front of everybody even to little kids in Sinmart!? And why didn't Stolas told him to cover his chest with another shirt!?
Millie let out a growled as she stares deadly at Lance. "Why aren't you wearing another shirt underneath your Hawiian shirt? Are you trying to expose yourself in from the innocent children, demons, and sinners!? Or you're letting everybody knows you're just a big pervert!?
Her yelling has caught the attention of the shoppers as they turned to heads to look at Lance and all of them have the same reaction as Millie did.
Immediately, the parents quickly cover their children's eyes and left Sinmart, but not before giving Lance a dirty look.
Some of the shoppers are now whispering to each other as they looked at Lance and pointed at his outfit and his bare chest, shaking their heads in disappointments.
Lance could feel his cheeks turning red from embarrassment as he could feel every eye on him along with the whisperings, including that some of them have disgust expression on them.
Two shoppers whispered very loudly for Lance to hear. "That Incubus is being a gross pervert, isn't he? Showing off his nudity in front of innocent kids? What a disgusting and creepy Incubus is he."
"Yeah, and I agree with that imp woman. He should really put another shirt to cover his nudity."
Unknown to them, Stolas also hear the loud whisper from the two shoppers.
"Lance just have a very proud physique and likes to share it with others." That was Stolas's excuse.
"BULLSHIT! You would never let Blitz get away with something like that! You have a daughter for Satan's sake who may I remind you is underage! She told us about how Lance entered your fancy breakfast nook with only a towel!" Millie told him
"Seriously dude, that's messed up." Loona no longer has to respect Stolas since he is no longer involved in her father's life.
"If Blitz did something like that you would have your servants to drag him back to your dressing room and have him put on some clothes! Are you Ashamed of Blitz's physique?" Mille is calling out on Stolas's prevarication
"No, Blitz has a very sexy body with his muscular chest and six pack abbs." Stolas was starting to get horny just imagining Blitz's body but came back to his senses. "It's just that Lance has just more broader shoulders."
"So, you just preferred upper body strength." That's what Loona is guessing.
"We have this saying in Wrath, if a fella has more hard stone up here," Millie indicated her upper body. "then he's probably has small stick and two tiny pebbles down here." She pointed at her lower body.
Stolas wasn't sure what she meant, but even Lance figured it what she is saying. "Hey, it's not small, it's just simply average and they are not tiny!"
"Be quiet, Lance!" Stolas told Lance through his teeth and went back to Millie and Loona who now have smirks on their faces.
"Guess now Blitz's mind will be at ease when he hears about that." Millie may use this little information.
"Now now ladies, let's not be too hasty." Stolas tries to take control of the situation with more people watching.
"Oh, you don't want everyone to know that LANCE HAS A TINY DICK!" Loona couldn't help but shout out the last part and everyone is taking pictures of Stolas, Verosika, Vortex, and Lance.
Stolas became mortified when Loona said and in front of these witnesses and Lance has never been so humiliated in all of his life. The prince tries his best to calm everyone down but is failing miserably.
"Maybe that's why he was wearing the tiny towel." Loona reckon.
"And you dump Blitz for that." Millie again was pointing at Lance who is now covering his crotch, even though he is wearing shorts.
"I didn't Dump Blitz!" Stolas does his best not to look like the villain.
"Then why did you make out with Lance at the party in front of my Dad." Loona was calling him out.
"What! What did you mean." Stolas has no idea what Loona was talking about.
"He saw you kissing Lance Right In Front Of Him and there were tongues involved!" Millie told him what Blitz told her.
Stolas has that look of pain and shock on his face. He didn't know that Blitz was there and saw him kissing lance. Then he looks towards Verosika and Vortex. "Is is that true?"
"They are not wrong though." Verosika tries not to make it bad as it sounds, but Vortex decides to be honest about on account his friendship with Loona is on the line. "Yes, what they are saying is true."
Stolas now has both mixture of shock, guilt, and pain on his face. He never meant to hurt Blitz like that. He just wanted to have a little fun at a party that didn't anyone being judgmental about him, but instead it was being judgmental about the imp he loves.
"Please, I didn't mean to..." Millie cut off Stolas's attempt to plea.
"Save it! It doesn't matter anymore. Because now Blitz has found somebody new and is better than you." Millie was enjoying watching Stolas's suffer.
"What! Who?" Blitz was afraid by who she was referring to.
"Oh, I think you already met her." Millie smiled wickedly.
"And if Dad actually succeeds, I would get to call her Mom." Loona added her cruel smile.
By now, everyone is posting what they are saying on their social media platforms.
"Oh, and one more thing StolASS." Millie just invented a new insult for Stolas. "Do not interfere between Blitz and Emily like how Blitz almost did with you and Lance if Verosika didn't hold him back, or else you'll have us to deal with." She threatened in a low dark voice.
"And don't even bother contacting him because he blocked you about two nights ago after that party." Stolas looked hurt and stunned when Loona told him that.
Millie and Loona see this as their cue to leave. "See ya around StolASS!" Millie. "Or even better, never." Loona.
"Oh, and Vortex, if I were you, I would prepare myself for Bee's wrath when you go back home." Loona took one last look at Vortex before leaving.
"What do you mean." Vortex was afraid by what Loona is saying.
"When we were on our way to the Hazbin Hotel, I was texting Bee about what you and Verosika had done. And if you think she was mad at me when I was trying defend my dad's behavior at her party, I would hate to imagine how she will react when she heard about what you and your boss did."
Vortex looked so horrified and shocked that Loona has text his girlfriend about what he and Verosika has done. But he is more terrified of facing his girlfriend's wrath.
"Y-you told her...about what me and Verosika has..." Vortex couldn't finish his sentence as he was too horrified and shocked to speak anymore. All he could think about his girlfriend's wrath.
"Yep, I've text her about that hate party that Verosika has hosted ON EARTH!" Loona felt so proud for shouting that last part. After all, everybody should know about the party Verosika hosted on Earth every year on Halloween.
The shoppers gasped and almost immediately they all start talking to each other, out loud. "Verosika Mayday hosted a hate party on Earth!?"
"Why would she do that?!"
"Does she love her fans or not?"
"Who is the hate party for?"
"One of her fans maybe?"
"I can't believe I use to write letter to her."
"Me too."
"I don't know what made me more shocked, Stolas Goetia having a new lover after rudely dumping his old one and breaking his heart or that fact Verosika hosted a hate party on Earth?"
"I think it very disgusting how Stolas let his new lover show his chest in public and letting his daughter to see him in a small towel!"
"What a very horny owl!"
"I think Stolas is a man-whore now."
"I agree with you."
"Does Lucifer and Ozzie know about the party she hosted on Earth?"
"Probably not."
"Verosika has become a truly rude singer to make a hate party for someone on Earth!"
"That person he or she doesn't deserve that hate party!"
"Agree!"
And at the same time, they are already posting new stuff on their social media platforms. One of them even record the whole thing and has already uploading on Voxtube. (A parody of YouTube.)
"I think we should leave before things get worst." Stolas suggested.
"Yeah, we should." Vortex nodded his head, quickly got in his bodyguard mode as everybody is looking at Verosika with hated in their eyes.
"Yes, we should hurry before something bad happened to us." Lance spoke quietly, his head looking at the floor, due to the humiliation that just happened, and he has to cover his chest with his shirt.
As everybody was about to leave Sinmart, someone threw a large soda at Verosika's back, causing the drinks and ice spill on her clothes and her hair.
"AAAAUUUUUUUUUGH! YOU BUNCH OF LOSERS! THIS TOP ALONE COST A WHOLE LOT MORE THAN EVERYTHING IN THIS SHITTY STORE COMBINE!" Verosika was truly pist.
But her reaction quickly turns to mortified and horrified as every shopper is holding their cellphones, and all of them have a shocked expression, some of them looked offended and angry by her word 'losers'. And some of them looked even hurt, especially some of the kids.
"I..I..." Before she could have the chance to apologize, someone threw another drink at her, this time, this drink is very cold.
She let out a shriek as the cold drink hit her in the face, ruining her top again and she could feel some ice cubs on her hair.
"Verosika!" Vortex shouted as he quickly went to protect to her but soon, he was hit by drink along with a sandwich. The drink hitting on his head and with the sandwich hitting his face.
Pretty soon, Millie and Loona came back just as Blitz was telling his story. "And then I saw Stolas kissing Lance as they were dancing. I was going to let guy have it, but Verosika hold me back. The only decent advice she gave me was 'It starts with Good for him. I hope he gets laid.' Then I left the party and got into my van and start going back home, after spending a few minutes having my head down on the steering wheel car horn."
"Why that Jerk! Sorry Vassago and Octavia, I mean no disrespet to your brother and father." Angel hope that Vassago didn't take offence.
"Quite alright." Vassago showed no hard feelings.
"To be honest, I think my dad has becoming less respectful ever since he met dildo Lance." Octavia is not holding anything back.
This means that Angel can continue riffing Stolas to Blitz. "Well in that case, Stolas sounds like big ass pompous hypocrite. First, he spews all those fancy words claiming that he loves you, then send you off with that Asmodean crystal as a constellation prize. Then he tells you off when you were trying to apologize for shooting your mouth by saying those hurtful words to him. And finally, as the kick in the ball, he starts making out with the other guy? I think you should've dumped that guy a long time ago and keep the book just to spite him."
"Well, that's not the worst of it." There more that Blitz wants to get off his chest. "While I was driving home, all I can think about is Stolas and Lance having sex together like he and I used to only Lance does it better and he was able to pleasure Stolas that I can never do, and I know his dick is bigger than me. He was even able to give Stolas eternal orgasms. I couldn't even get Verosika or any of other exes a pip or squeak."
Angel and Cherri couldn't believe that a stud like Blitz would have any trouble getting someone to orgasm, but they let Blitz continue his story. "The more I think about it the angrier and more miserable I got that I was even going to try to kill myself so that he, Verosika, and all my other exes will like me again and take me back."
Everyone let horrified gasps when Blitz says that he was going to kill himself. "Blitz!" Blitz turned around and see it was Millie who shouted his name as she and Loona had those terrified looks in their eyes.
"Dad! Were you really going to kill yourself over Stolas?" That is something that Loona does not want Blitz to do.
"Now hold on, I am not quite finish yet, by the way welcome back." He smiled and turn back to the others just as soon Millie and Loona joined in. "But then, all of a sudden, I saw something falling out of the sky. So, I followed it. When I got out of my van to see where that thing has landed, that's where I saw Emily being pinned down on the ground."
Everyone was quite amazed and relieved. "So, in a way, Emily saved you when you were saving her." Husk turned to Emily and smiled.
Emily just blushed a bit.
Millie squealed inside and Loona has a smile on her face as they watch Emily blushed as a response for her saving Blitz as he was saving her. They looked at each other and they both thinking the same thing. They are perfect for each other.
"That was very brave of you saving Miss Emily." Vassago approached Blitz and patted his shoulder.
"I couldn't just leave her there, pinned down to the ground with the Angelic beams. Her wings were injured, and I know I have to save her, no matter what." Blitz looked so serious, and he was really determined to save Emily.
"And that is proof that you are much better person that you think." Vassago praised.
"He's right, Blitz. You're even better than many of the angels in Heaven." Emily places her hand on Blitz's shoulder and he looked at her with tears in his eyes.
"I-I guess you're right..." Blitz smiled as he wipes the tears from his eyes.
Octavia and Vassago smiled at him, when Octavia hears her phone buzzing. She pulled out her phone and saw that her dad was calling her. She looked annoyed. Ugh, why is dad calling me? Did he change his mind about not letting me and Uncle Vassago hanging out with Emily? There is no way I'm going back to my dad and his boyfriend along with Verosika. She pressed the cancel bottom and put her phone away.
Why isn't Octavia picking her phone up? Stolas looked worried while at the same time, he is picking some foods out his feathers and not liking how wet his feathers are. He looked to see Lance picking some sticky candies out his hair, trying his best not to make more bald spots in his hair. His outfit is ruin by the drinks as well.
But Verosika and Vortex looked so much worse, especially Verosika who is covered with so much food and her clothes are so wet.
Shortly after Vortex was hit by a drink and sandwich, some of the shoppers start throwing some drinks and food at them, including Stolas and Lance to try to stop them but were ignored and they end up getting hit by drinks and foods as well. Some of them shoppers took picture of them covered in foods and drinks along with some videos.
Without hesitation, all of them starts to run from the Sinmart, and continues running until they end up in quiet and empty park.
"Oh, will you relax. Just be glad they weren't there when that riot happened." Verosika looked very annoyed when Stolas is trying to contact Octavia.
"She's right, Stolas. Your daughter and your brother Vassago would also get food and drinks on them as well if they stop the shoppers or protect us." Lance whimpers as he tried to remove a candy on his hair which turns out to be caramel.
Stolas let out sigh as he put his phone away and continue removing foods off his feathers and his clothes. He is going to take a long bath when he gets home due to his feathers smells weird, due to the foods and he also put his outfit in the laundry.
"Never I would have thought Verosika's fan and demons would actually throws foods and drinks at her. All because they got angry at her for hosting a hate party on Earth." Vortex is shaking his jacket to get the foods out of it.
"Well let's not forget that she called them losers after someone threw a drink at her." Stolas pulled out a couple of fries and an onion ring from his floofy chest while throwing an angry glare at Verosika in which in return she sticks out her tongue.
"Stolas is right, Verosika. You should have kept your temper cool and not insult them. Otherwise, we wouldn't end up getting foods and drinks throw at us. Ow!" Lance shouts out pain as he removed a lollipop from his hair really hard and his eyes widened in shocked as he saw a couple of his hair on the lollipop. "Fuck." Lance whine as he touches another bald spot on his hair.
"Oh, will you shut the Fuck Up!" Verosika angily yelled at Lance. "You know this wouldn't have happen if you didn't choose that crappy store!"
"But they got the latest Pokemon game I wanted." Lance whimpered with the big sad eyes.
Verosika was going to tell him off when her phone started ringing. So did Stolas's.
"Hello." Verosika changed her demure as she answered her phone. "Oh Ozzie, what's new?"
"Stella." Stolas greeted he answered his phone.
Verosika can hear the anger in Ozzie's voice. "What, canceled? What do you mean canceled concerts?"
"Riot? What do you mean riot, Stella?" Stolas was a bit miffed when he heard what Stella was talking about.
"They don't want me to make a guest appearance on that show?"
"No no, Octavia wasn't there! She and Vassago decided to be with Blitz and his group! Be glad they weren't around when they started throwing the food! And how did you know about it?"
"There are videos about it on VoxTube?" Both Stolas and Verosika were mortified when they said the same thing.
"What!?" Lance and Vortex shouted at the same time, looking completely mortified and horrified as well.
Quickly, Stolas and Verosika hang up on their phone and went on Voxtube, so did Vortex and Lance.
There they found the video called "Stolas Goetia is a man whore and Verosika Mayday hosted a hate party for someone on Earth!
All of them pressed play on the video and the video starts at..
"Why aren't you wearing another shirt underneath your Hawiian shirt? Are you trying to expose yourself in from the innocent children, demons, and sinners!? Or you're letting everybody knows you're just a big pervert!?
Lance whine at the yelling, and Stolas looked at him with a sad face, but they continue watching the video.
"I didn't Dump Blitz!"
"Then why did you make out with Lance at the party in front of my Dad."
"What! What did you mean?"
"He saw you kissing Lance Right In Front Of Him and there were tongues involved!"
"Oh no..." Stolas muttered, looking deeply ashamed with tears in his eyes as he covers his mouth with his hand to muffle his crying.
He wants to stop the video, but his mind telling him not to, and that he needs finish watching the video.
They are at the part where Vortex looking horrified and shocked after learning that Loona texted his girlfriend what he and Verosika did.
"Y-you told her...about what me and Verosika has..."
"Yep, I've text her about that hate party that Verosika has hosted ON EARTH!"
The video ended.
There was silence in the park as Stolas, Lance, Vortex, and Verosika stares at the video that has finished, and there were so many comments, hateful comments about Stolas, Lance, Vortex, and Verosika, mostly just Stolas and Verosika.
They were about to read it, when they spotted a video called "Stolas Goetia and Verosika Mayday got humiliated at Sinmart!"
They all looked at each other, took a deep breath and press play on the next video.
The video starts with someone throwing a large soda at Verosika's back as she was about to leave Sinmart.
"AAAAUUUUUUUUUGH! YOU BUNCH OF LOSERS! THIS TOP ALONE COST A WHOLE LOT MORE THAN EVERYTHING IN THIS SHITTY STORE COMBINE!"
Verosika looked completely mortified by her reactions on the video and she watched herself try to apologize to the shoppers when somebody threw another drink at her, right in her face.
"Verosika!" Vortex shouting was heard in the video and too, he was hit by a drink and a sandwich.
Next it shows Stolas and Lance trying to protect them and telling the shoppers to stop, but they were ignored and they also got foods and drinks thrown at them.
The video ended when Stolas, Lance, Vortex, and Verosika ran away from the Sinmart, covered in foods and drinks.
Just like the other video, this video has gotten a lot of hate comments as well.
"Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit!" Lance was panicking. "This is bad guys really bad!"
"Lance is right! Now, everybody is going to know about the party that Verosika hosted on Earth. Including Ozzie and the King of Hell!" Vortex begins to panic as well. Not only he is going to face his girlfriend's wrath, he and Verosika are going to face Ozzie and Lucifer's wrath as well!
"Yeah, and now everybody is going to know about me and Stolas! His family are going to kill me!" Lance gripped his Hawaiian shirt, not caring it is still wet and covered in food.
"Stolas, Verosika, what are we going to do?!" Vortex and Lance shouted at the same time.
Before Stolas and Verosika could reply or think of an answer, they got a call again, from Stella and of them are afraid to answer but they know they have both take a deep sigh and pressed the answer button on their phone.
"Hello?" They both said.
"YOU IDIOT! SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!?"
The two of them try to explain the situation but neither of them succeeded.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE FURTHER DISGRACE AND DISHONOR THE GOETIA FAMILY AND YOUR REPUTATION BY LETTING EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU'RE A MAN WHORE! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!? DON'T LOVE HAVING SEX WITH YOUR IMP PLAY THING ANYMORE!? AND YOU DECIDED TO REPLACED HIM WITH NEW A SEX TOY INCUBUS!? YOU STUPID COCK-SUCKING OWL! AND WHAT ABOUT THIS HATE PARTY YOU WENT ON EARTH THAT WAS HOSTED BY VILOET OR VALERIE, WHATEVER HER NAME IS!? IS THAT WHERE YOU MET YOUR NEW SEX TOY, STOLAS!?"
"A HATE PARTY? A HATE PARTY!? A HATE PARTY ON EARTH THAT YOU HOSTED, VEROSIKA!? WHAT THE FUCK!? WHY ON HELL YOU HOSTED A HATE PARTY ON EARTH!? I SAW THE VIDEO ON VOXTUBE AND WHAT I HEARD FROM MILLIE AND LOONA IN THE VIDEO, THAT THIS HATE PARTY IS ABOUT BLITZ! MY LOVER FIZZAROLLI'S FRIEND BLITZ?! WHY IS THE PARTY ABOUT HATING BLITZ!? AND WHY DID YOU INVITED STOLAS TO YOUR PARTY!? TO MAKE BLITZ SAD TO WATCH STOLAS KISS AND USING TONUGE WITH THAT INCUBUS WHO WAS SHOWING HIS CHEST IN PUBLIC IN FRONT OF MANY DEMONS, SINNERS, AND INNOCENTS KIDS IN THE SINMART!?"
"WHY STOLAS/VEROSIKA!?"
"WHY!?"
"BECAUSE BLITZ LEFT ME AT A HOTEL, STOLE MY CAR, AND MAXED OUT MY CREDIT CARDS ON STUPID HORSE RIDING LESSONS AFTER I TOLD HIM I LOVE HIM!" Verosika.
"BECAUSE BLITZ MADE A FUN OF MY FEELINGS FOR HIM WHEN I GAVE HIM THE ASMODEAN CRYSTAL SO THAT I CAN FREE HIM FROM THE DEAL I MADE WITH HIM AND HE WON'T HAVE TO KEEP BORROWING THE GRIMOIRE AND HE CAN RUN HIS BUSINESS LEGALLY!" Stolas.
"WHAT!? DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT IMP WOULD FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU!? OR ACCEPT YOUR FEELINGS? HA! YOU STUPID OWL! NOBODY WILL EVER REALLY LOVE YOU! NOT EVEN YOUR NEW BOY TOY! THAT IMP HAS THE RIGHT TO MAKE FUN OFYOUR FEELINGS FOR HIM! AND THE DEAL YOU MADE WITH HIM, YOU MEAN HAVING SEX WITH HIM IN OUR BEDROOM SO HE CAN HAVE YOUR GRIMOIRE!? WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN BIG TROUBLE ONCE THE GOETIA AND YOUR FATHER FIND OUT YOU GIVE THE GRIMOIRE TO THAT IMP FOR HIS BUSINESS, STOLAS!" Stella.
"THAT'S YOUR ANSWER, VEROSIKA?! ALL BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU LOVE HIM?! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HOLDING THIS HATED TOWARDS HIM!? ALONG WITH HOSTING THE HATE PARTY ABOUT HIM ON EARTH!? VEROSIKA! NOT ONLY YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE WITH ME, BUT YOU'RE ALSO IN HUGE TROUBLE WITH QUEEN BEE AND LUCIFER, THE KING OF HELL!" Ozzie.
"YOU DON'T GET IT! I'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH BLITZ SINCE I WAS ELEVEN! BEFORE YOU AND I EVER EVEN MET! WHEN I FIRST SAW HIM WAS PERFROMING AT THE CIRCUS! IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY!" Stolas is on a verge of tears.
"BUT THE PARTY WAS MEANT TO HEAL THOSE WHO HAD BEEN SCREWED BY BLITZ! IF YOU KNEW HOW MUCH HE HURT ME AND THEM THEN YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND!" Verosika is being the same way.
Vortex and Lance just watch on the sidelines. "Should I have also mentioned that Blitz's new girlfriend made Verosika apologized to that Angel Dust guy?" Lance asked.
"No, that will turn this into some kind of murder crime scene, especially mentioning that Emily girl as Blitz's new girlfriend will set the owl prince off." Vortex answered and the two continued watching.
"REALLY STOLAS?! IS THAT WHAT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT?! YOU THREW A HISSY FIT BECAUSE THAT IMP DIDN'T FUFILL YOUR CHILDISH WISHES?! THAT HE WAS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU WANTED HIM TO BE?! THAT HE WASN'T EXACTLY WHAT YOU IMAGINED?! YOU STUPID OVERLY ROMANTIC IDIOT! THIS IS NOT ONE OF YOUR MORONIC ROMANCE NOVELS OR THOSE SAPPY LUDICROUS ROM-COMS AND THAT BORISH TELANOVELA YOU LIKE SO MUCH! THIS IS REAL LIFE! LET ME GUESS, YOU MENTIONED THE HELEN TRAIN SCENARIO, DIDN'T YOU?! LIKE YOU CAN PULL THAT OFF! YOUR LEGS ARE TOO SCRAWNY TO LET YOU BE HELEN AND THE IMP PROBABLY WON'T BE ABLE TO CATCH A TRAIN! WHAT IF HE DIDN'T LIKE BACK THEN WHEN YOU TWO WERE KIDS?! WHAT IF HE WAS FORCED TO BE YOUR FRIEND?! WHAT IF HE LIKED SOMEBODY ELSE BEFORE HE MET YOU?!" Stella.
"EVEN IF THAT WAS THE CASE, THAT STILL NO EXCUSE TO BE HAVING THOSE KIND OF PARTIES, ESPECIALLY ON EARTH! EVEN IF BLITZ DID HURT THOSE PEOPLE, DID YOU THINK HE WANTED TO?! DID YOU EVEN ASK HOW HE BROKE THEIR HEARTS?! DID ANY OF THEM ACTUALLY HAD FEELINGS FOR HIM? WHAT IF THEY HURT BLITZ FIRST?! AND HOW DID YOU MANAGED TO FIND ALL OF HIS OTHER EXES, INCLUDING STOLAS?! HAVE YOU BEEN STALKING HIM THE WHOLE TIME?! YOUR PARTIES ARE NOT HELPLING THOSE WHO ARE TRYING TO DEAL WITH THEIR ISSUES WITH BLITZ! THEY'RE JUST FEEDING THEM MORE HATRED FOR HIM! AND DON'T THINK I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE MERCHANDISES THAT SAYS BLITZO KYS! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT BLITZ TO DO?!" Ozzie.
"Oh, and by the way, Stolas. Octavia mentioned that she found some tacky tee shirt in your room that says Blitzo Kys. Now I know that I'm not familiar with the latest sayings and slangs that young people say these days, but do you know what kys stands for?" Stella is scarier when she is not yelling.
"Oh, come one Ozzie, the merch was just novelty items." That was Verosika's excuse.
"I-uh don't know what you are talking about." Stolas is starting to lose his composure.
"Uh-oh I think they are talking about the merch Verosika was selling at the party." Lance guessed.
"I told Verosika we shouldn't sell that stuff." Vortex confirmed.
"Oh really, so you don't remember owning a tee shirt that has that imp's sad and sappy face with the big anime like eyes and the words 'Blitzo KYS' underneath it? Now I'm asking you again. Do you know what KYS stands for." Stella is going for the kill.
"It was just a bit of fun. A some sort of memento from the party." Stolas was laughing nervously.
"No, Stolas. Mementos don't tell people to KILL THEMSELVES! IS THAT WHAT YOUR SHIRT SAYS?! 'BLITZO KILL YOURSELF'?! EVEN IF I DO HATE HIM FOR RUINING OUR MARRIAGE AND THE REPUTATION OF THE GOETIA FAMILY, I DON'T WANT HIM TO TAKE HIS OWN LIFE! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT HIM TO DO, TO KILL HIMSELF?!"
"No, I didn't. I never wanted Blitz to do such a thing." Stolas.
"OH, DON'T LIE, STOLAS! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU ARE A PATHETIC LIAR!" Stella.
"Tell me, Verosika, is that what those parties really for?" Ozzie.
"Please Ozzie, I was just helping them to cope with their feelings." Verosika.
"THAT IS BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT! NOW TELL ME THE TRUTH, VEROSIKA!" Ozzie.
"DID YOU WANT THAT IMP/BLITZ TO KILL HIMSELF?"
"YES!" Stolas and Verosika said it at the same time. Stolas was shock what he just said and Verosika realized that she was the villain in this case.
"I see. So that's it then. I guess I have more sympathy for that imp that I thought. Also, I should be grateful that Octavia wasn't in those videos. She doesn't deserve to have her reputation ruined, especially if it's associated with you." Stella said the last part with much venom in her voice. "Well, that's all I can say for now, see you in the next divorce meeting. Ta ta Stolas, oh I do be careful if I were you, which thankfully I am not." She ended the call and Stolas has that look of despair on his face.
"Oh, dear Satan, what have I done?" Stolas whispered.
"Is Stolas with you, I would like to speak to him."
"Yes, Ozzie." Verosika hands Stolas her phone. "Ozzie wants to talk to you." By the look on her face, Stolas knows it's not good and takes her phone.
"Hello, Ozzie." Stolas greeted with nervousness in his voice.
"That's King Asmodeous and your Majesty to you! I only let my friends and Fizz call me Ozzie, and one of them is Blitz." Ozzie reminded him.
"Yes, of course, how foolish of me. Please pardon my arrogance, your Majesty." Stolas was trying to get on Ozzie's good side.
"Now that we got that out of the way, maybe you can help me clear up a few things." Even Ozzie is scary when he's not yelling.
"Yes, your Majesty."
"Good. About 3 or 4 months ago, you asked me to make a special Asmodean crystal for a certain imp that you have develop feelings for."
"Yes, that is true, your Majesty."
"At first I refused because my Fizz hated your imp, Blitz."
"Yes, your Majesty."
"But then when Fizz told me that Blitz saved him from that Mob Boss Crimson guy and that cowboy Striker and they reconcile their friendship. My Fizzy decided to let Blitz have an Asmodean crystal and I agreed with him."
"Oh, good I'm glad that they're in good terms, and it was very kind of Mr. Fizzorolli."
"Yes it, was, wasn't it. Also, did you know that Fizz and Blitz were childhood friends when they worked at the same circus together when they were kids?"
"Really, I had no idea."
"Yes, small world, isn't it. Anyway, I asked Blitz to be Fizz's bodyguard while he was participating in the annual Clown Pageant that Mammon holds every year. You should've seen Fizz's latest performance, it was spectacular."
"Oh my, I'm sure it was." Stolas was getting more nervous each time.
"So, when Blitz saved My Fizzy from that crazed fan in the dressing room and that horny hellhound who was humping his leg, I decided to get started on making the crystal you wanted for him."
"Yes, and I appreciate it, your Majesty."
"So please tell me, why did I spend months crafting the crystal to make it perfect for Blitz and to put in a lot time and effort and energy and money in it so that you can give it to Blitz because you love him, ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT YOU WENT TO VEROSIKA'S 'I HATE BLITZO' PARTY AND THEN TO HAVE BLITZ SEEING YOU MAKING OUT WITH ANOTHER GUY, AN INCUBUS, AND WHAT I HEARD THAT THERE WERE TOUNGES INVOLVED!"
"WHAT!? But how did you..." Ozzie cut Stolas off.
"There are videos on VoxTube showing you and Verosikia having that interesting conversation with Blitz's daughter Loona and one of his co-workers named Millie. Do you remember her? She and her husband Moxxie were at my club that night for their one-year anniversary."
"Yes, your Majesty, I remember." Stolas remembered all right. Blitz asked him if he could come to Ozzie's with him. Stolas really thought that Blitz was asking him out on a real date, but only learn that he wanted him to get into the club so that he can spy on his two co-workers. He also remembered how Ozzie and Fizz were roasting him and Blitz on that same night.
"Well, Loona and Millie said how very angry they are at you for going to that anti-Blitzo party and then dumping him for that incubus guy you were making with at that party, whom I learned is name is Lance and is in those videos with you. And you know what? I AGREE WITH THEM!"
"But your Majesty, I had no idea that Blitz was watching me and Lance..." Stolas won't be able to explain himself out of this situation.
"SAVE IT STOLASS! You had me spend months crafting that crystal so that you can give it to Blitz because you love him! But now that you are with that Lance guy, I demand to have that crystal back since in no longer has any meaning behind it!"
"But your Majesty, I don't have it. Blitz is still wearing it!"
"Then I suggest you go look for him and BRING IT BACK" Ozzie slams his phone.
The phone call ended, and Stolas give the phone back to Verosika who is looking at him with sympathy and pity.
Stolas could feel tears in his eyes as he kneeled down on the grass, look at the sky and whisper softly in the wind. "What have I done...?"
Lance approached him and was about to place his hand on his shoulder to comfort him, but Stolas harshly slapped it away.
"DON'T TOUCH ME, LANCE! DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH ME EVER AGAIN!" Stolas is now going into hysterics.
"But Babe, I was just..." Lance was cut off by Stolas.
"AND DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME BABE EITHER! MY NAME IS STOLAS! STOL-AS!"
"Would you calm down Stolas!" Verosika tries to console Stolas.
"DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN! YOU KNOW THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"
"Me? How is the is my Fault!" Verosika became frustrated.
"IF You Hadn't Invited Me To You're Stupid 'I Hate Blitzo' Party, Blitz Wouldn't Have Followed Me There And To Hear Me Sing That Cruel Song About With And Vortex Singing 'Motherfucker' As Backup!" The Stolas looks over at Vortex. "Which by the way Vortex, I hope you some friends who hasn't seen the video yet to let you stay with them for while, if Beelzebub decides to kick you out when she reads Loona's text!" Then he turns to Lance. "And If You Didn't Interrupted Me And Blitz While We Were Talking And Asked Me To Dance With You, Blitz Wouldn't Have Seen Us Kissing And I Could've Left The Party With Him!"
"Oh, Come One Stolas, now let's be reasonable." Verosika tries to persuade Stolas.
"No, Verosika, we haven't been reasonable! If Blitz and I had talk after the Ozzie incident, maybe we could've discussed about making a new deal! One where if I help him getting another Asmodean Crystal and if helps me with my divorce, then maybe thinks would've turned out differently. We would've both gotten our freedom and maybe just maybe, he and I could be dating for real, and I won't care what everybody thinks!"
"Do you really think that's possible." Verosika doubt if Blitz is reasonable. "What if he doesn't choose you again?"
"Whether if Blitz chooses me or not, at least he would still have his freedom. It's better than to have him take his own life!" Then he takes a deep breath. "I don't think we should be associated anymore."
"Wha-What? So now you're dumping me? I'm Your Friend!"
"No, Ms. Mayday. Friends help each other through difficult times and build each other up and always be there for one another. You did none of those things when you have those parties. Those parties weren't helping anyone, they just keep building everyone's hate and anger until it explodes, and then what will happen?"
Verosika was about to say something, but Stolas hold up his hand.
"You don't want friends, Ms. Mayday, you just want to surround yourself with those who are even more miserable than you are. Even if Blitz hurt you, perhaps you did something to hurt him first."
"What! How can I hurt him? All I said was 'I love you' and then you know what he did to me after that? He Left Me At Hotel and Stuck Me With The Bill and Stole My Car And Maxed Out My Credit Cards For Horse Riding Lessons!"
Stolas repeated the same answer that Verosika is saying. "I know I know. Maybe it's something that happened between you saying 'I love you' and Blitz doing all those things. Any ideas?" Stolas raised his suspicious right eyebrow.
"I-I-I don't know." Which is kind of true, given Verosika's drinking history, she probably didn't even remember what happened at the party.
"Well, it doesn't matter. Because of our actions, I've driven Blitz into the arms of another woman." Stolas now has a sad look on his face.
"Who, that Emily? Oh please, she's not even his type. Blitz likes those who are taller than him, a beaklike smile, a heart shape face, and is a total slut." Verosika put that idea aside.
"Well maybe he wanted a change of pace." Stolas
"What's that supposed to mean." Verosika.
"Well, you seen her? She's a bit taller than Blitz, but not as tall to look down at him. She has a very sweet smile that makes him blush every time they look at each other, and maybe if she changes style of her bangs, she might get that heart shape face, but she does seem to have a kind and loving heart. The only thing she is not is slut, which is somebody that Blitz needs in his life."
"So, in time, Blitz will get bored with her and toss her away and go back the way he is." Verosika was sure of that.
"No, No, I don't think so." Stolas doubts her.
"What do you mean."
"I've seen the way he looks at her. The way he smiles at her when she smiles at him. The way he wags his tail whenever he's around her. The way he acts so awkwardly cute around her with his blithering and stuttering his words. He's never done any of those things around me."
"So, that just means he's an idiot." Verosika made her point.
"NO, I'm The Idiot! Can't You See?! Blitz is falling in love with her!" There are tears in Stolas's eyes.
"Blitz? In Love!"
"Yes, Ms. Mayday! Blitz may not show it, but it is possible for him to fall in love! The problem isn't how Blitz hurt us and all the other exes. The real problem is that he didn't fall in love with either of us nor all of his exes." And with that, Stolas open a portal to his palace living room."
"And just where are you going?' Verosika demanded.
"First, I'm going to take my bath to get rid of this stickiness, crumbs, and the smells. Then I'm going to find Blitz and try to win him back before that Emily girl gets him. Good-day Ms. Mayday." And Stolas enters the portal. Lance was going in after him, but Stolas stops him. "No Lance, you are no longer allowed back in my palace. You and I are done!"
"But Ba-uh-Stolas, I thought we meant something to each other!" Lance was giving the sad puppy eyes. "I thought I was special to you! I thought You Love ME! You Still Haven't Help Me Get New Hair!"
"I can still make that appointment for you, but that's it, after that, we're through." And then Stolas closes the portal.
Lance got down on his knees and cries like a baby. "There there Lance. It's going to be okay, he'll come back to his senses." Verosika tries to console Lance, but Lance will have none of it.
"NO!" He pushes Verosika away. "This Is All You're Fault!"
"So now you're blaming me too?"
"Of Course I Am! If You Didn't Send Me Out To Wedge Between That Blitzo Guy You Hate and Stolas And Say Made Me Say Those Sugary Sweet Nice Things To Stolas And Asked Him To Dance, Then Maybe Stolas Wouldn't Have Dumped Me And I Would Still Be Living In That Palace! And You Know What Else? I Thought That Blitzo Guy Was Really Cute! We Could've Been A Thrupple! Think Of All The Hot Three-Way Sex We Could've Had! The Three Of Us Could've Gotten Married And Have Babies Together And Raise A Family! But No! You Made Me And Everyone Else Wear Those Stupid 'Better Than Blitzo' Shirts And Have Us Going Around And Console Those Who Had Been Hurt By Blitzo By Banging Their Fucking Brains Out Until They Go Into Complete Stuper So That You Can Build Your Anti-Blitzo Army! Only For Us To Be Tossed Away, Just Like What Blitzo Did To You And What Stolas Did To Him! Well I Am Done! I Don't Want Any Part Of This!" He pulls out his phone and calls for an Uber as he storms out of the park.
"And Where Do You think you're going?" Verosika couldn't believe that Lance is walking out on her.
"First, I'm going home to take a shower and then I'm going to beg to get my stripper job back. At least they treat me like a person." And right on time, an uber arrived and Lance got in and drove off.
The only ones left are Verosika and Vortex with Verosika's mouth wide open and Vortex crossing his arms. "Told you making them wear those Better Than Blitzo shirts was a bad idea." Vortex snarked.
"Oh Shut Up!" Verosika growled.
Dang, that was a lot of emotions and words. Wonder how Verosika will get herself out this one. Will Stolas be able to win Blitz back? More importantly, will Blitz want to go back to Stolas, especially he if feeling really happy and relax with Emily? What if Blitz and everyone heard about Millie and Loona having that confrontation with Stolas and Verosika? Will Blitz be proud or upset? And what do you think Bee, Lucifer, and Ozzie will do to Stolas and Verosika? Find out next time in Forgetting About Stolas Ars Goetia. And I want to thank Misaki983 for helping me with this story, also check out her fic "Stolas Goetia fhe Count of Monte Cristo (Revenge)"