Tubby's Notes

Name: Mavuika

Occupation: Pyro Archon

Profile: Long ago, she decided to sacrifice her life to save Natlan once and for all from the Abyss. Ultimately, that sacrifice was averted, and she survived. I have deep respect for her and all she's done for Natlan. As the Pyro Archon, she stands at the pinnacle of strength in Natlan and possibly in all of Teyvat. Honestly, the only woman I could see defeating her in one-on-one combat is Ei, and even then, I'm not positive Ei could win. Mavuika is a leader who will be remembered for generations.

Based on this description, you might think she's some kind of stoic soldier. Nothing could be further from the truth. Mavuika is an amicable woman, and she's surprisingly easy to get along with. Despite being an Archon, she's quite down-to-earth. She has simple hobbies: sparring, singing, motorcycling, and basically learning to do new things. I find that she can discuss almost anything.

I don't believe her personality should cause issues in the UHA, but I have some concerns. First, we can't let her spar against Ei. Those two have competitive spirits, and I worry that Teyvat would not survive if they ever went all out in a fight. Second, her blazing hair could become a fire hazard at some point if we're not careful. Third, her adventurous spirit could lead to some strange bedroom situations. Hopefully, she doesn't try food play or other unseemly acts.

Romance might be a bit strange for her, considering that she'd been prepared to give her life for Natlan for so long.


The first ray of sunlight filtered through the slit in the curtains, casting its warm glow upon two intertwined forms. Mavuika and Aether slept facing each other. She hugged his neck while using his other arm as a pillow. Aether held her rhomboids with his free hand, drawing her chest closer to his.

As sunlight lit up their gold and crimson hair, both Aether and Mavuika blinked awake. The first thing they both saw was their naked lover staring back at them. Altogether, Mavuika found it a delightful sight to greet her morning.

"Morning, my sunshine," he whispered, kissing her forehead.

She chuckled. "Hey, my Tumaini. You sleep well?"

"Next to you? Who wouldn't?"

She drew him closer to her, kissing him on the lips. The touch sent a thrill of pleasure through her entire being. Gods, she never imagined anything could feel so wonderful.

He kissed back, one hand sifting through her crimson locks and brushing her scalp. She felt his cock twitch. The sensation made her nethers itch. Mavuika nibbled his lip and licked his teeth. He responded by opening his mouth to her. Without hesitation, her tongue jumped into his mouth and touched his. Aether moaned in delight. His hand traced down, down to her waist, coming to rest atop her left buttcheek.

"Aether," she whispered. "Oh, Aether."

"So," he said, "what do you want to do today?"

"More kissing, please, and thank you."

Aether responded by rolling on top of her. Taking her face into his hands, he bent over and gave her a wonderful kiss. Their lips danced, weaved, and celebrated one another. Her heart was in pure ecstasy.

Judging by all those moans, he was high on her, too. His rock-solid chest pressed into hers, and their nipples rubbed together. Each time her tips brushed his, Mavuika sighed happily. His eight-pack stomach was heavenly against hers. Best of all, though, his cock was hard and ready for her.

"Hey," she grinned. "Want to sleep in a little?"

"Mavuika sleeping in?" he said with a mock gasp. "Who are you, and what did you do with my girlfriend?"

"Well, I never had a reason to sleep in before."

Mavuika spread her thighs. Aether teased the head about her entrance, getting the tip all lathered up with their juices. She bit her lip, brimming with anticipation. At last, he slipped inside, spreading her inner walls wide and perfectly hitting her G-spot. His hips began a slow, rhythmic gyration. It felt like he was massaging her vaginal walls, wiping away centuries of stress, heartache, and grief.

A tear brimmed in her eye. He stopped, concerned.

"I'm fine," she said, "It's just… I never thought I'd get to experience this. It's so wonderful. Please, don't stop."

Taking her request as a command, Aether continued the tender lovemaking. His amber eyes stared into hers, full of love and admiration. He cupped her left breast, fondling it while she fondled the other one. His other hand slipped between her thighs and rubbed her clitoris, making her entire body quiver.

"Mavuika," he whispered, "You're wonderful. Your breasts, your hair, your body… I love them all so much."

She wrapped her legs around his waist, trapping him inside her.

"Kiss me," she begged.

Once more, their lips touched.

The memories of all those she had lost, of the sacrifices she made, and the grief she endured were all subsumed beneath an ocean of pleasure and love. Mavuika held him tighter. His breath mingled with hers as they kissed and kissed.

He leaned down and kissed her once more. As their lips touched, his balls contracted, and her walls clenched down. A stream of warm semen flew from his penis into her womb. His essence filled her, warming her up like a hot spring.

Even then, he didn't stop thrusting. She didn't stop kissing him. She just couldn't get enough of him. They orgasmed thrice more before their stomachs grumbled. Then, they both laughed.

"I suppose a breakfast break is in order," he said.

They rolled out of the bed. Aether reached for his pants when Mavuika grabbed his wrist. With a lewd smirk, the Pyro Archon winked.

"Let's cook in my private kitchen. We won't need our clothes there."

"Cooking breakfast naked with a goddess," Aether sighed dreamily. "What could be better?"

She bent down, scooping him up bridal style, and hurried out of the bedroom. She gave his ass a playful little squeeze.

"You did that on purpose," he said.

"Yeah. What're you going to do about it?"

He brought his mouth to her left nipple. His tongue swirled around the areola, making her toes curl in delight. Aether shot her a smug glance, and then he bit her nipple. Mavuika, a woman who had been a stalwart warrior for most of her life, giggled. This was too much fun.

"Easy there, warrior," she said, "We have to save some room for breakfast."


Mavuika got to see Aether's cooking skills (and his cute little ass) in action. He expertly flipped a few dozen pancakes in ten pans, balancing them all easily. Not to be outdone, she whisked the eggs in milk and got the liquid on a pan.

Aether looked her way; she wiggled her butt, and his cock twitched.

"Don't you know it's dangerous to distract a chef in the kitchen?" he said with mock disapproval.

"What can I say? I'm a dangerous girl."

"And a damn sexy one, too," he said.

Mavuika bit her lip, more than a little pleased by his compliment. Then she remembered the eggs, whipped out her spatula, and moved the liquid around the pan. She finished by salting them. They got their plates, stacked the eggs and pancakes, and shared a nice breakfast.

Aether's pancakes were incredible—the kind of food she'd expect from a high-class Inn. They melted in your mouth with this buttery sweetness that made her heart spin.

They made small talk as they tore through the food. Well, she did most of the eating. His cooking was just too freaking amazing not to chow down on. He explained that he once worked for an Inn in Liyue, cooking meals, and even had a job as a bartender. No wonder she couldn't keep up with him in the kitchen.

"You've got to teach me at some point," she said between mouthfuls. "I'd love to master this skill."

"Your eggs are great, too," he said. "They feel invigorating!"

"I got the recipe from an old friend at the Scions of the Canopy a few centuries ago. I still visit his great-great-grandson from time to time. Nice fella."

Mavuika tore through all the pancakes with gusto. Once finished, she rubbed her belly with satisfaction.

Then she got an idea. Looking directly at Aether, Mavuika dragged her tongue across her fingertips, licking up all that syrupy goodness. He gulped just like she wanted. Mavuika brought her index finger into her mouth and sighed happily. Her head bobbed up and down, finally releasing the finger with a pop of her lips.

"Delicious," she said. "But it seems I got a little dirty."

Mavuika grabbed a bottle of syrup and squirted it over her tits. It dribbled down her muscular abbs along her thighs, pooling around her toes. She lay down on the floor, supporting the back of her head with her hands.

"Aether? Would you be a darling?"

He dove—quite literally dove—onto her and imbibed her toes. That skillful tongue wound its way up her calves. Watching him go down on her like this proved so utterly erotic that it turned her on. As he licked up her thighs towards her womanhood, her arousal intensified. Mavuika spread her legs, inviting him in.

His face plunged inside her, lapping her outer labia and slipping into her vaginal opening. Aether grabbed her thighs for a better purchase. His hands traced loving circles around her hips. She grabbed his head, beckoning him deeper inside. That wonderful tongue of his touched her most intimate parts.

"That's it," she said between moans, "clean me up."

Aether lifted her pelvis off the ground. He orally dominated her, licking and kissing every part of her burning arousal. She drooled a bit. The burning heat inside her reached a blazing inferno, which boiled over into an orgasm.

He put her hips back down. Not even pausing, Aether continued licking up her abbs to her breasts. He gave them a thorough washing—maybe a little too thorough.

"That was sexy," he said. "But um… syrup's not a good choice for food play. It's sticky."

"Well, we'll have to wash off, won't we?"

They both grinned. This time, Aether scooped her up bridal style and bolted for the bathroom.


Aether lowered Mavuika into the giant tub—more of a private hot spring, really—and went to fetch the bath salts and soap. As he did, he caught the Pyro Archon checking out his tooshie. He busted out a pose that flaunted his biceps and thighs. To his satisfaction, she blushed. Her crimson hair flared golden.

"Looking a little worked up there, Kiongozi," he said.

"Shut up," she said with a smirk. "Get those bath salts, that soap, and get your cute little butt in here this second."

"As you command, my lady."

He reached into the cupboard, put everything in its basket, and carried it to the tub. The lavender-scented bath salts went in. The steamy water filled with a titillating scent. Mavuika let out a happy sigh, sinking up to her shoulders with a childishly happy expression.

He sat down beside her and assumed a similarly childish expression. The warm waters felt so freaking good. Best of all, his wonderful girlfriend was sitting right next to him—completely naked. Her boobs floated atop the water—voluptuous and shapely.

Mavuika pinched her elbows together, causing her boobs to jut out. He felt very hot—and it had nothing to do with the hot waters.

"Looking like a Pyro Slime, Tumaini," she teased.

"Can you blame me? Now, come on, let's wash up."

Mavuika lifted herself a little out of the water, showing off her boobs, stomach, and belly button. More than a little excited, he got the sponge soaped up. He washed her body, targeting all those patches of syrup. His fingers grazed her eight-pack abbs, leaving a trail of goosebumps in their wake.

"Such an amazing body," said Aether. "You must train a lot."

She nodded, pleased by his attention.

"Now, let's rinse you down."

He grabbed the showerhead. A light jet poured onto her body, glistening down her musculature and framing her magnificent physique in glowing droplets.

Then, he reached her vulva. Mischievously, Aether brought the showerhead to her crotch. She bit her lip as warm water trickled across her arousal. Her legs trembled. She tried holding out but quickly gave up the pretense. Mavuika pinched her nipples, overcome with the alien sensation.

"Is it okay?" he asked.

"It's a little weird but good," she said. "To be honest, I … I never really masturbated much, so this is all kind of new to me."

"If it ever doesn't feel good, tell me, okay?"

Aether turned off the showerhead. For a moment, she pouted.

"Sit down," he instructed. "So, I can get better access."

The Pyro Archon sat down on the rim of the pool. Taking the sponge, Aether washed up her long, athletic legs. The further up he went, the more she twitched and bit her lip. She was trying very, very hard not to giggle. So, Mavuika could be ticklish. He filed away this observation for future use.

Aether picked up the showerhead and rinsed up her leg. Once more, he directed the showerhead to her crotch. He brought his lips to hers and kissed her. Mavuika clutched the pool's rim. She moaned—utterly moaned—into his mouth. Aether traded the showerhead for his fingers, slipping them deep inside her. She bucked her hips against his palm, beckoning him deeper. He obliged.

"A-Aether," she said between gasps. "How are you s-so good at this?"

I've had a lot of practice is what he almost replied. Then, he decided now wasn't the time to refer to other women. So, instead, he curled his fingers in a bit deeper. Time to put Yae Miko's training to good use. He caressed her insides with gentle, long strokes. She wrapped her arms around his neck, plunging her tongue into his mouth and moaning his name.

"I'm going to…"

"Go ahead," he whispered, "Let it all out."

Her walls clenched his fingers. With a mighty moan, the Pyro Archon orgasmed. She sunk in his arms, relishing that high. Her body dipped beneath the water up to her shoulder, and the back of her head rested on the pool's rim. Her chest rose and fell like she'd been through a crazy workout.

Mavuika took him in with half-opened eyes and a smile that looked semi-intoxicated.

"I think," she said, "I'd like a nap. I need my pillow."

Understanding her meaning, Aether got down beside her. Mavuika leaned her head against his chest. A content grin crossed her lips.

"Sing me a lullaby," she said.

Not one to refuse a beautiful and naked lady, Aether sang.

"The day the river freezes is the day it won't seem fair,

"Cause they'll come to take the River Lady, and I don't think they'll care.

"I know they'll scrape her paint off,

"In their same old foolish way,

"Now the people see the river

"But the old ship's gone away.

"Water turns cold and gets to freezin'
Before you even know it
The old girl's easin'
Away from her birth
Round by the point and out of our view

"Off in the mist her engine's poundin'
Back on the banks that old horn's soundin'
A little goodbye
A little I'll do what I must do
A little goodbye
A little I'll do what I must do."

Eyelids fluttering, Mavuika's crimson star eyes drifted shut. Soon enough, Aether drifted off, too.

After an hour of soaking and snoozing, they woke up pruned as could be. Then, they washed off (made some love) and went to the living room. She asked him to sit on the couch and got out a paintbrush, easel, and paints.

"Strike a pose," she told him. "Like…cover your lower half with a blanket and give me a flirty look."

"Please don't paint my penis," he said.

"Don't worry," she chuckled, "I'm not really into nude paintings."

She began her composition.

Mavuika's expression shifted. All that giddiness melted into pure concentration. Her eyebrows narrowed, lost in the flow of her work. Her face, absorbed entirely in its task, neither frowned nor smiled. Every brushstroke sent her deeper into that trance where nothing existed save the painting and her subject.

Seeing her like this, doing something she loved, made his heart race. Mavuika was showing him a softer side of herself—one he felt incredibly lucky to witness. It felt like a true confession of how much she loved him and how much of her life she wished to share with him. In a way, this was the most naked she'd been all day.

Several hours passed until Mavuika made her final paint stroke.

"Come take a look," she said.

Her painting showed him lying on the couch, a blanket draping over his waist and exposing an inch of his upper hip and thigh. Golden hair glowed around his shoulders, cascading like a river of sunshine.

What immediately caught his attention was his face. Mavuika had gifted him with shimmering eyes. Through those eyes, one could perceive pain and sorrow but also joy and hope. They were eyes that had endured suffering and emerged stronger—eyes that would persist in gazing toward the future, regardless of what it brought.

Moments passed before he could speak.

"Wow," he whispered. "It's incredible."

"I just painted what I saw," she said.

She squeezed his hand.

At that second, their bellies rumbled. Aether and Mavuika chuckled.

"Lunch time," he said. "This time, let's try not to make a mess."

"Sure. Once we're done though, there's something I want to do."


The lights flared in their little theater. Aether strummed an electric guitar riff, demonstrating his obscene talents by simultaneously laying out a drum beat and piano melody. Thanks to Venti's teaching, playing the instruments was easy. The tricky part was moving so fast that he made afterimage doppelgangers to play all the instruments at once. He also had to make doppelgangers for the bass guitar—an instrument with which he had exactly five minutes of experience playing.

Well, he could do anything for the ladies he loved. Laws of physics wouldn't stop him from giving Mavuika a good time.

Grinning at him, the Pyro Archon stepped to the mike.

"When the night is closing in,

"And you feel the darkness growing,

"Hope is fading every day.

"Deep in my heart, there is a fire glowing

"Light the spark and hear the engines roaring.

"Ride with me through the storm.

"Together, we'll find a way!"

Aether's drum doppelganger laid out a triumphant beat. Mavuika's crimson hair flashed golden, and she belted out in a triumphant voice.

"Let your flame burn brighter

"Can't you see it's now or never?

"This is our moment, now is our time, so follow me to the finish line!"

"Let your soul awaken, destiny is what we make it!

"Ride with me! To victory!"

"Let it burn."

Aether got the electric guitar riff to harmonize with the base guitar. The synth piano let out a bold melody, and the drums hammered out a defiant beat. Mavuika sang atop the instruments, adding impressive, fiery vocals. As he crashed the cymbals, she sang:

"When your faith is shaken,

"Trust in me; the dawn is breaking

"Head into the light

"I'm here by your side,

"I never will let you go

"Let your flame burn brighter

"Stand with me and be united,

"This is our moment, now is our time, so follow me to the finish line!"

"Let your soul awaken, destiny is what we make it!

"Ride or die! Rise up tonight!"

Aether went ham on the electric guitar with a crazy riff until his fingers throbbed. As they hit the final note, his doppelgangers all collapsed from the strain, and he sunk to his knees. The whole world was a dizzy, spinning mess, and his vision flickered in and out. He greedily soaked in breath.

Mavuika pressed a glass of water to his lips. He drank it all up. The world slowly came into focus. The Pyro Archon herself held him. He gave a thumbs up.

"You were awesome," he said.

"Says the guy playing five instruments at once," she replied. "I guess I've got a ways to go before I can catch up to you."

She offered him more water, then she picked him up and sat down with him on the couch. Aether got to be a little spoon. His back pressed into Mavuika's pert nipples and boobs, savoring their delightful squishiness. One finger scratched little circles in his hair while her other hand drifted down his chest, coming to rest on his stomach.

"You're really something," she said. "Doing all that for me. Are you feeling okay?"

"I'll be fine," he replied. "Just… let me catch my breath."

"Don't push yourself."

"I'll be okay, Mavuika. Really. If you want to play another song, I'm game."

She clicked her tongue.

"If you won't take a break of your own free will," she said. Mavuika let out a chuckle, bringing her lips right to his ear. "I'll have to make you take one. And I can be very persuasive."

Her fingers tiptoed down his abbs towards his groin. A puff of hot air from her lips tickled his earlobe, making him shudder. Her powerful hand rested atop his crotch. His cock, already stiff from their spooning naked, twitched.

Using the tip of her finger, she traced a vein along his member. Her index finger and thumb teased the pink head, getting out a little drop of precum. Mavuika's strong hand grabbed his cock.

"Shh," she whispered. "Don't tense up. You earned this."

Mavuika used her palm to lovingly caress the shaft all the way down to its base. Then, she cupped his testicles, giving them a good fondling. Aether's crotch felt hot—burning up with a desperate need.

"Aether," she giggled. "Your face is so cute when you're turned on. You like getting pampered, don't you?"

"Maybe a little," he admitted as she stroked his penis once more. Mavuika planted a kiss on the back of his neck. Unable to resist, Aether surrendered himself to her touch. Mavuika's hand swirled around the head, giving it all the attention and love it deserved.

The heat in his crotch grew into an inferno as her hand increased its pace. Every passing second made the heat intensify, building up into a mind-melting pleasure.

His penis shot out a ribbon of cum, but Mavuika kept stroking.

"I recall you were quite fond of playing with my tits," she said, "I wonder how you'll like it."

She pinched his nipple, causing him to moan. Mavuika chuckled.

"Oh, you like it?"

"Yes," he gasped. "Oh, I love you touching me."

"Good," she growled. "Because I'm going to make you orgasm again and again until you're too tired to stay awake."

The powerful hand squeezed his crotch, coaxing out another shot of cum.

"Number two," she said. "Now, let's get a little more fun. Since you like my boobs so much."

Mavuika rubbed her chest up and down his back, letting him feel every inch of her boobs. The hot, perky nipples ground against his bare skin and her sexy voice kept whispering in his ear.

"You feel that? You did it. Just like I did… this!"

He orgasmed a third time. Three shots within a minute. His head was drowning in orgasmic pleasure, and his whole body burned with need for her. The fire in his penis raged and roiled, desperate for another release.

After what must have been his thirtieth orgasm, his eyes grew heavy. Aether drifted to sleep, naked in the arms of his beloved Archon. Even in his sleep, though, the hand job continued.


One spirited game of naked Candy Land, three rounds of wrestle-sex, and a lovely dinner later, and it was night. The whole day just seemed to slip Mavuika by completely. Having too much fun did that, she supposed. Well, they always had time for a little more.

After brushing their teeth, Mavuika and Aether hopped into bed. Without wasting a second, she cupped his cheeks and brought him in for a kiss. Aether reciprocated, kissing her bottom lip and then the top.

Their mouths opened. Their tongues swirled around each other, wrestling for control. She tasted him—the mint of his toothpaste, the intoxicating warmth of his breath, and the sheer desire within him. His lips smiled against hers.

He traced circles along her back and sifted his fingers through her crimson hair. His touch excited her sensations like a wild motorcycle ride.

Mavuika rolled on top of him and straddled his waist. Their lips never stopped dancing together. His hand found the back of her head, bringing her in closer to their makeout. With his other hand, he drew her waist into his. The hand wandered atop her buttcheeks, teasingly caressing them. She responded by rubbing her breasts on his chest, using his pectorals to edge herself.

She reached around her thigh and groped around for his cock. Once she found it, Mavuika guided the head to her entrance. He did the rest, bringing his engorged penis into her vagina. They began that wonderful, rhythmic thrust of pleasure and intimacy. Hips gyrated. Sweat coated their bodies. Aether hands grabbed her waist for leverage, and his head reached deep, kissing her cervix.

Mavuika sighed happily. His penis fit inside like it was meant for her—like they were meant for this. The more they made love, the more she knew it to be true.

They planted kisses down each other's necks, lapping up the other's sweet sweat.

As they came back together, she discovered tears welling in his golden eyes. He tenderly stroked her cheek, staring into her eyes with all his love and respect.

"Mavuika," he whispered in a half-choked voice. "I'm so glad I didn't lose you after that war."

"Me too," she replied. "I'm sorry for almost going through with it. I know it would've hurt you. Can you ever forgive me for almost throwing my life away?"

"Only if you kiss me until I can't breathe."

She cupped his cheeks and smiled warmly. They kissed open-mouthed, their bellies touching, their hips bobbing. Mavuika gave everything to her Tumaini—all her passion, warmth, power, and dreams she now dared to follow. He met her fervor with his own. Each kiss spoke to the span of his love, vaster than a universe, and each thrust promised to fulfill all her dreams.

New dreams raced through Mavuika's mind: kissing, making love, dating, wedding, starting a family, watching their children grow up… all the things she'd given up when she became Pyro Archon. Now, they were real. They would all be hers.

His balls twitched, and her walls clenched around his shaft. She orgasmed, and his cock exploded, releasing a warm stream into her belly. The warm sensation permeated her body, spreading up through her chest and down to her thighs. It filled her every cell with ecstasy—pure and overwhelming bliss that consumed her existence.

Inevitably, they both rode down the high of their initial orgasm.

She lifted her upper body from his so she could take in the sight of him—golden hair strewn about, cheeks red, chest heaving, lips damp with saliva, and utterly hungry for more. Aether was beyond sexy. The way he looked at her like she was the most beautiful thing in all creation made her heart accelerate.

Mavuika chuckled.

"I know now," she said.

He cocked his head confusedly.

"I wasn't sure what I'd do with this new life," she said. "But thanks to you, I know. I'm going to spend every second I can with my boyfriend. I'm going to make so much love to you my hips hurt. I'm going to kiss you every single day I can. And one day, I'm going to marry you. That's my dream now."

"Mavuika," he said. "That's my dream too!"

"Good," she replied. A cheeky smirk crossed her lips. "How about we keep going on the whole making love thing?"

"It would be my honor," Aether replied.