This was not Sasuke's proudest moment, and by the look Sakura was giving him, this was a low moment for both. "Well I guess you guys don't need my book." Kakashi was completely unimpressed by the way his desk was being used. There were important papers all over the floor, a naked Sakura sitting on his desk, meanwhile Sasuke was trying to help her cover up.
Not daring to look up, Sakura spoke up, "we are so sorry, this will not happen again."
Deciding he had seen enough he walked out of his office to give them a chance to compose themselves. When he walked back into the office they were both dressed, and he was glad that shame still covered their features, "This is the fifth time this happens I believe. Don't you have a house yet?"
"The house will not be finished for another three weeks. We are so sorry, we just don't have any privacy at my parent's house, and Sarada being in the room is not-"
"Sakura, Sasuke, I understand you both have needs," he paused a moment, these were his kids, at least to an extent, and their sex life was not something he wanted to know the details of, "but the Hokage's office is not an appropriate place to do that. I recommend a hotel, or the training grounds-"
Seeing the conversation going in the same direction as the previous times, Sasuke interrupted, "can we leave now? We have important matters to attend to." Kakashi could guess what thoseimportant matters were by the reddening of Sakura's face, still he nodded his consent for them to leave. A few seconds after their departure Kakashi found himself calling Shizune, there was no way he was going to clean up that mess, and ignorance is bliss.