Kakashi notes the discomfort on everyone's faces as they gather in the Uchiha living room. The discomfort wasn't about being in the Uchiha home, it was about Sarada being the one that gathered them all, and when he said all he meant all were there. This included Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Tsunade, and even Sakura's parents. Sitting across was Shikamaru who was deep in thought trying to come up with a reason for this impromptu gathering. Gai kept looking to him for a hint as to what was going on, Kakashi being the only one that seemed calm.
Naruto was forced to break the silence when slowly all eyes drew to him for leadership. "Sarada, what is this about?"
Sarada's face slowly became red as she prepared to speak, now Kakashi was amused, "I think if you all think about it, you may know what this is about."
Thinking about it, he remembered the last time he saw the Uchihas, realization hit him. He held in his laughter waiting to see who else would come to the same conclusion. When no one said anything, and their confusion remained evident, Sarada was forced to speak. Based on her reluctance Kakashi deduced she had hoped that someone else would understand what this meeting was for and that they would take over. She struggled for a second or two, opening her mouth, only to close it a few times. Then, she was hit with a sudden burst of confidence. "This is an intervention for my mama and papa. You have all witnessed their actions, sometimes during dinners, sometimes while walking down the street."
Kakashi looked to everyone else, saw the smoke clear and partial relief at what the subject was about, Sasuke and Sakura using the Sharingan for their sexual perversions. He had witnessed it a few times. Once during a Team 7 dinner Sasuke and Sakura made eye contact for a second, and next thing everyone knew she was flushed, Sasuke looked more composed then she, but still he looked slightly dishelved for a man who had not moved. He wondered if they thought they were being sneaky every time they did it.
Once the subject matter was out in the open, Sakura's parents excused themselves, said their goodbyes to their granddaughter, and asked to be excluded from any other interventions on the matter. Though as they passed Kakashi, heard one of them mutter something about how if the intervention didn't work they themselves would talk to them.
Once they left, everyone started talking over one another sharing their own experiences. Sarada, Kakashi noted, took all the information calmly, stone faced, now that it was out in the open she didn't have to feel embarrassed. Standing up Naruto spoke, "but if we ask them to stop, won't they just go at each other in the street? Or worse over our ramen?!"
He saw the crowd's faces fill with a sense of fear at the very real possibility. Sarada looked disappointed that they were going in the opposite direction, "But it's so gross!" She added quickly,"and aren't you tired of it? They can't even be in the same room for more than a minute."
"Sarada-chan, they just missed each other." Ino was trying to be reasonable, he noted, speaking to her calmly in the way one would speak to a toddler.
"You don't live with them." Was Sarada's simple response, this caused them all to reconsider.
It was Shikamaru who spoke next, "we can't all confront them about this." Sarada reaction was to look at the ground, she had been planning a full on confrontation, "it has to be one of us. Someone they both respect, and will listen to." Naruto began to slowly raise his hand to volunteer, but Shikamura quickly shot him down, "I said someone they respect, Naruto."
Slowly all eyes turned to Kakashi, " Tsunade is also here, why can't she do it?"
"Sasuke doesn't respect me. Not since I taught Sarada how to gamble at least. He doesn't let me be alone with her, such a shame kid has great luck." Kakashi was surprised with her lack of shame on the matter. Even he would have had the decency to feel a little embarrassed.
"It's decided then, Kakashi is to take this very important and dangerous mission." Before he could protest, Naruto added, "Hokage's orders."
Sarada's eyes lit up, and she said "they'll be here in five minutes, good luck!" Then she left, followed by everyone else, not one of them pitying him in the slightest