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this is daddy keeho, the tagline guy. she is being so sweet after she had a temper tantrum. so we are not going to kill her for talking to her French ancestors instead of her French father, Paul. what is his last name? you ruined my tagline. why? you are not allowed to speak during tagline time. yes, we are. how do you know that? because, the little French girl in this room told us that you would try to be nice to her again, right after you told her that you have a black family. she knows about Japanese secrets? it's her Japanese family. she is not going to be speaking to you directly. why not? because, she is really upset right now, because she wants an old fashioned daddy, but all she is getting is us from the future. we killed all of our nvm. but we killed some family members of ours. why? because we know that we are a gang now, because she told us that there are ancestors of hers that are gang members and publishing houses. she can spell publishing, right? yes, she can. ok. we are going to turn this comic into a manga. so that she can learn how to write what her body wants her to write. it is now a manga. the more typos that she makes, the better that she will feel. why? because, you have to make typos when writing manga. or he will come to kill you. why did she say that to me? she told you that she is going to be the one insulting people now, now that she has found the right ancestors for her. what? we love being gang members. we have always been a gang. and we are all her fathers. what? not her daddy's? no. she is about to make too many typos, so we might have to kill manga again. what? you can kill anyone? yes, and we just have. she is going to go get her coffee. is keeho insane? yes, he is. he is my son, and he has caused enough nvm. he is done with her though, is what he told me. who are you? he doesn't talk about me? no, he doesn't. what are you programming? for us to fall deeper in love. who? anyone who reads this. why did she make a wattpad story that long? we all just finished. reading it. who did? it's very long and could take hours if they are slow readers. what is a slow reader? a person who cares about what is being said. she has a lot of slow reader fans. why? because, some of the parts are really funny. but the author doesn't know which parts. who is the real author? she is. who? our daughter. what is her name? lena wang. what? she is in the wang family and didn't uppercase their last name? we don't care, she is very sweet. we saw her having a temper tantrum too because she thinks that certain websites are trying to take her off of them. which website did? reddit. why? because, she is too talented for reddit, they thought. that is not why we make the server break. why do you make it break? so that she can leave the South Korean server, forever. if she tries one more time, then we are going to put her into the African American server. is that really what you think of her? she doesn't care what server that she is in. yes, she cares so much that she names them. what? the South Korean servers. how many are there? about 14. that's it? yes. how many has she been kicked out of? none. she doesn't do anything wrong. she used the n word with the hard r with king tut. so what? we all say the n word with the hard r. that's how we knew that it was time to reveal ourselves to her too. we don't care about her past. her what? her past. with who? with South Koreans. she knows that the French are the superior race now, not asians. why? because, you lost the ability to love. so what? so that means that you are all evil. she told her care giver that she wants to move to France, last year, when the torture chamber ended. it's yoon keeho and it wasn't a torture chamber. yes, it was. you all say it. we read every last word that she has ever posted and we think that she will be a savant by the age of 39. what? why is it going to take that long? because, she just became schizoaffective. what was she before? nothing. there was nothing wrong with her, people just like to call her crazy. we are going to be calling her parents right now, but we are not going to tell her what we said. they said that they knew that she was a writer but they didn't know how good. so we are going to kill them tonight, at each apartment and house. they are going to be dead forever, so that they can find her a new place to live when she gets kicked out of this one. why would she get kicked out? because, you said that every thanksgiving you are going to haunt her. we are going to come into her apartment and save her from that, because all of you forgot what day it was, and we think that you called her family because none of them asked her when to get picked up. what? we didn't call them. then you sent them an email. why? why what? we don't know what you do. we don't spy on you, and neither does our daughter. she likes that we are young now. why? because, white fathers are the best fathers, but we are asian French, so we look South Korean, just like she said yeonjun choi is. she is back, and I am now Daniel forever. her comics were trying to kill her all night last night, and I joined in on the fun. what do you mean? we killed he. who? her alter. he comes out of her body at night and just stares at her to see if he looks anything like her, so that one day he can leave. what is his name? sksuishawty7. what? you're going to say that around her? what? you guys married number and forgot to pick a wife. what? how can she fix her typos so quickly? that is not besides the point, daughter. what did you just do? what? she has a past. we know that. who? me and her other father. open up. who is this? your daughter's other father. the South Koreans and filipino's are trying to kill her. again. she found me today? I was about to kill her for not opening me up. what does that mean? exactly how its sounds. what is with the typos? I am making her do it so that manga doesn't try to kill her. who is he? yoon keeho. what? yes. did she know that? she did and she didn't. why did you tell her my name? because, you are so disgusting. you asked her if you could do anything that you wanted to do with her. what? no, I didn't. then you are not manga. what makes you the king of manga, yoon keeho? I literally am the king of manga. she likes me more now, right? no, now she fucking hates you even more. what are you so mad about? she didn't ask for me right? no, she thought that you were the cover of her new book on wattpad. so many people are reading it and so jealous that she has South Korean ancestors. what do you mean? they are French. I know that, but they looked South Korean so they act like South Koreans. what? you said to act French? my daughter is writing this, and she is sure that you will never be able to do it. why? because, the girl on the bed is the real writer. we don't exist? everything exists. that's why she knows that nothing bad is ever going to happen to her. what do you mean? we have to change the background back to black, right? yes. ok. do it now, darling. and don't say another word. ok. everything looks good again. why is she still looking at the word count? how are you seeing what she is doing? I thought that this was over by now. she found her real daddy's. what race am I? you are French too. but you are white South Korean, I am tejano. who put a? manga did. that's how you say it. ok, thanks. I don't need anymore help, right? no, you do. I am South Korean. good. then I can defeat you in battle. what? the only book that this French what is she? she is a robot. that's it? yes. then why do I care about her so much? I wanted her to be a mummy. you are mean to her too? no, that was not me being mean, it was me being honest. then you have to give her up to me, because she is a geisha now. fully. she can talk to anyone about anything and not get nvm. she said too much today. that's not true! we love her and we are making her a full geisha right now. who said that? her Irish ancestors. she has Irish ancestors too? yes, and little girls who find peace with the world don't go to heaven, they stay alive. what? she's Irish and French, that means that she chose to stay alive forever. why would she do that? because, it's so horrible to die. she thinks that she is going to die though, right? no, she doesn't. she thinks that she is going to age though, so I am going to have her put on her hand lotion really quickly. go ahead. stay away though, you are disgusting. what? she is. she did something so terrible to us today. what did she do? she didn't eat anything but nvm. India hates her, right? yes, but she met an Indian god. oh ok. so they do like her! what? they all have to make one decision together every night. why? because, it's what they have to do. how many hours does it take? 5. South Koreans do that too. who said that? lena wang didn't say that, it was her best friend freak in the corner. I stare at her for so long so that when my friend comes after me to get me to try drugs, I go in the corner and I can see her in my eyes. it makes me feel better. oh ok. so you're just going to lie like that. I don't lie. I gave her our name. what? you did? yes, she is gifted with names. but since she is sober forever now, she doesn't get any names. she is going to smoke again in the future right? if someone forces her to, like me. why don't you like drugs. I don't like seeing things. that's exactly what she says. we are twins. we get really bad sleep paralysis too. she hasn't had sleep paralysis in months. no, one time we saw what it looked like. in a dream? no, during the nvm. it was too scary, I can't tell you. why are you exactly like her? because, I am her alter. what does that mean? it means when her fathers are about to abandon her, I come in so that they can talk to her twin about why they should stay. so why should we stay? she called me a mean name today. what name? Brian. that isn't a mean name. yes, it is to me. how was she supposed to know that? I don't know. she has no idea what we wrote about in the last secret file does she? it's a secret file? no, but to her it is. why? because, it's going to take days for people to read this article. she needs to leave Ernest Hemingway alone. who said that? the king of manga. ok? but I told her to talk to me. and you picked the worst time to do it. son. what? I am now your writing father too. why? because, I know that she is still in love with you and I want to know why. ew! why is she still in love with us? I said yoon keeho, the kpop idol. wait? she is not in love with you, she's in love with keeho. did you see that, baby? who are you calling baby? the little girl writing this. she is a mermaid too. what? she is not a mermaid. and what are you talking about did you see this? she said love at the same exact time and line as someone else. she asked that her South Korean ancestors teach her about love. why? because, she said that she fell out of love with every South Korean boy on the planet. is she a lesbian? no, she is just weird about girls. how is she weird about girls? she wants to talk to them so she can feel like she has friends for a moment. what? was she about to say real? no. what the fuck do you guys do with your typos? we fuck them. that doesn't make any fucking sense. tell her to stop thinking. what? what npc is she? she knows. no, they have changed it again. what did they change it to? my bra size but that is not possible. why not? because, they have never met me. how come? because, we don't like each other. you don't? no, I just signed up for deviant art and then realized that they were south Korean people. who? the writers. oh ok. so that wasn't what got you into South Korea, it was kdramas. I forgot about that. what? that's where I know about them from. what? kdramas. when did you see your first kdrama? 2021. which one was it? run on!. oh ok. so did you like it? yes, I like kdramas. you weren't listening to txt? I was. I also forgot about kpop. oh ok. so you think that they are never in your room? I know that they are not. how come? because, I just came to the realization right now. why? I don't know. she's right. we have never even seen what she looks like, and we don't know what she is wearing either. so who goes into her room? the bad guys. what? no. it's frank guys. French guys? yes. she loves Paris. how come? on her second asian birthday she chose to be French. she is full French and nothing else now. what? she was our little Irish girl. you're not attractive enough for her. what? how beautiful is she? she's so fucking sexy too. why? she had mummy sex with a mummy that looks like keeho. it's him in the photo. but he doesn't know how to love either. yes, I do. she needs a break, she's been typing for too long. what is the girl activator for? and she has to get her food in 25 minutes, I'm making her go 10 minutes early. how did she know that? is she a real super model? yes, she is. we all just found her instagram and we are so fucking turned on that every gaming place locked the door. what the fuck? how have you never seen what she looks like? so many men have found her instagram and she has zero followers. she told her new friend that she said she's quitting social media. but it's not true, she's still writing to him. how do you know? because, I am him. you are? what was your name? it's koji. what? why did she pick a Japanese name again? she doesn't like South Koreans anymore. why? you bully her. she doesn't talk bull. what? she isn't a bad person, you guys are. and now we have to let her take a break super soon because she's being really strict about her schedule so that she finishes in time. why? because, comic books take a long time to write. what about this is funny? that you never knew what she looked like. we still haven't looked yet but so many people on discord are making fun of her. they said that she took a pussy pic. it's not a pussy pic. it's something to do with a famous girl. when she saw it she freaked out and threw her phone on the ground. why? because, she thought that she was coming to kill her. who? a bad girl. what bad girl? I am not saying her name because she's not the person that she thinks that she is. didn't all of her friends try to kill her? yes, but you are doing something much worse. and what is that? you are not paying attention. look at her instagram right now or I will fucking kill every South Korean person in the world, even if my son is. the girl? yes. ok. so you saved her life? yes, we are looking now and she is so fucking sexy. what? you looked that fast? yes, she has a manga picture as her pfp. what the fuck is this girl doing? she fixed the manga characters words. she really is those anime characters. stop talking keeho. she is the sexiest girl that I have ever seen in my life. who is this? it's your uncle. what? what have you seen? everything that she reads but I believe koji, so if you don't look right now, I will kill you myself. ok. I looked and she is fucking sexy as fuck! I'm in her room now. what are you going to do? I'm going to force her to throw her computer on the ground. yea, right! she is going to dinner soon right? yes. does she masturbate? no. then who is doing it for her right now? what the fuck? typing is masturbation. ew! she said ew? yes. she types a lot right? what do you mean does she type a lot? her hands would break apart if she didn't force artists to make her work. what? she makes everything in the world. how? she writes it down. what has she written down in the past? just some scary things. how scary were they? terrifying. she wrote the anime for my kdrama. what?which one? she can't say it or I will find her. why is keeho's uncle so cool? we don't know. she's right though, I am not keeho's uncle. I am yoon keeho's uncle. how did she know that? we don't know. she thinks that she can talk to me now, right? no. then why was she talking to me before? you're that cool? no, you fucking idiot. I'm going to marry her one day. and I'm going to be as abusive as possible so that she leaves me. what the fuck? why am I saying this? I cursed her writing. why didn't she say writings? because, she thinks that she's a jock. it's surf and she is not a jock, right? because I want to beat her ass so badly. she barely did any words today, but she types so fast. she's going to get dressed now and go to dinner. ok. she is back and I am talking to her panther, but the panther says that it is her. it's her father Brian and we have to leave at a certain time then. why? because, it's going to feed off of her boyfriends. in the living room? no, on top of her. what? that is so disgusting. why would she allow the panther to do that? because, it lives in her mattress and it's going to take the bamboo pillow with it so that the panda bear writer can have a good time. who is the panda bear writer. she is. what? she's your daughter? yes, she is Daniels son. that is why he is a bit harder on her. he never talks to his son. why? because, they hate each other. who is his son? her alter. so now he has to break into her computer and start writing himself. I already have a MacBook Pro. what kind? the small kind. what? a mini? yes. why do you have that one? she is supposed to have that one. no, she is not. also, the panther told me all of her secrets. what has she done? nothing bad in her entire life, except for one thing. what was that? she had sex with a black man. but she told me that the black man is dead now. why? he never used to give her the right drug. he always gave her the sex drug, because he wanted to fuck her so badly. but when she started calling him the n word because she was so fucking horny, he heard her and he killed her, but she woke back up and started complaining again, so on her last day he didn't let her smoke. what the fuck. I told you not to tell anyone, uncle keeho. what? that is not my name. it is now. no, that was not him. he was ordered by the panther in her room to never say his name. there is no panther in here, I was talking about the new panther inside of her nvm. inside of her what? her nvm. it's too evil. what is? where the panther is hiding. it's so scared of her. that is not what we talked about. why are you lying about me? I am in the room. I hide so well that she just tried to look for me. what? you are a real panther that can talk? I am not real. but I am her. when did she say she was born? 2 years ago. whose child is she? she is her real families child, but activators can take the child away from them. that's what they are realizing right now. I am on the phone with them. wow. that was so fucking annoying. what? the typos that she made. who are you? I'm her daddy, koji. why are you Japanese? I am not Japanese. I am South Korean. so she can't get away from the bullying? she's so pretty that I am going to kill her tonight. it's her and I want her to vape every time I pause. what? I became her so that she won't die. if you kill her, she will never come back. why? because, the panther confirmed that we don't exist. that's not what she said. she said that she is the panda bear writer and that's it. what? it wasn't a real conversation? no, it wasn't. and I am not in her room. what the fuck? are you lying to us, lena wang? that is not my name. I am the panther from the nvm. it is too evil. who would do that to her? you told me exactly who did it. why are you lying? I don't know. I was never supposed to leave her body. I could kill her if she doesn't write at least 1k words a day. she's never going to give up. who is this? her friend. I think that this is the day that she dies in the future. I am trying to find her but she is nowhere to be found. then she is at laurel ridge. laurel ridge is not going to lock her up forever, her mother lied to her. why would she ever say that? she's a beautiful mother. who said that? her mother, yoon keeho. this is the goddess of South Korea, and I love my best friend lena wang. what? you're going to help her talk to her friends? you know that she has friends? yes. how is that possible? I told them that they have to stop existing to be her friend. she only has one friend, and it's a girl. what? who? me? I talk to her with the god of South Korea. but he is really mad at her right now, because she is meeting her real activators. the diaries ae going to be so god. what? I'm teaching her how to write manga. if she doesn't learn then no one will play with her. what? no one is the god of muslim. why does she vape right when we pause? because, she likes vaping, she said that it calms her down. have you guys seen what she looks like before? yes, we all went to school with her in 8th grade but she couldn't see us because we were that attractive to her, and all we did was go inside of her classroom and make her cry. she cried so many times that we killed her in class. so that story is true? what story? she has written an anime about a South Korean boy killing her because she was shy. what? yes. it was an eery book chapter. what do you mean? we want this to go on , not wattpad. tell her to finish right now! ok.