Sasuke was pissed, "careful you idiot!"
"She is naked!" Naruto replied, arms moving in an exaggerated manner to make up for having his eyes closed.
"Yes, and clearly injured with no one else around!" Sasuke often wondered why he was friends with someone who exhausted him to the extent Naruto did. Really there was nothing in this friendship for him outside of wounded pride. "So, open your fucking eyes before lifting up her legs!"
"BUT SHE IS NAKED!" Naruto yelled.
In Sasuke's opinion this was the stupidest thing to focus on, letting go of the girl's shoulders, he approached Naruto, careful not to step on the girl laying naked on the beach. Putting his hands on Naruto's shoulders to force his arms still he spoke, "we just saw a fish tail turn into human legs. Her nakedness should not be your focus." She is a mermaid prioritize! He wanted to yell at his friend.
"She. Is. Naked." He answered, emphasis on every word. "Can't you I don't know, cover her!?"
"Naruto, where are we?" Sasuke was trying so hard to be patient, so very hard.
"At the beach."
Sasuke nodded, "yes, indeed. Where specifically at the beach?"
"Your parents beach house?" Even with his eyes closed Naruto's confusion was evident. He was waiting for a trick, a trap, and Sasuke wanted to smack him for it.
"Good, so where are our shirts?" Hands still on Naruto's shoulders, he waited for Naruto to understand.
"We aren't wearing them."
"Good. So, open your fucking eyes, we are trying to take her somewhere less public. Somewhere safe, I don't need you tripping."
"Well that's easy for you to say! You don't get the whole show!"
"How the fuck are you trying to carry her!?" His hold on Naruto tightened, he saw as Naruto flinched waiting for the smack to the head he clearly deserved. Thinking better of it he added, "you know what, I don't want to know."
"So can, we switch?" Naruto opened one eye slightly, afraid of seeing too much, Sasuke just nodded acquiescing.
A/N: I've always loved mermaids, and for years I have wanted to come up with a plot, and well this is the beginning of that. Also I think this is the first time I write Naruto? correct me if I am wrong... and because I have asked before but never really explained, I have a bit of a NaruHina story that I have wanted to properly write but that will need an explanation with it... regardless I'm thinking it will be the next update I do... though who knows, I kind of wrote this at 2 am because I got the strong urge to write this.