"Fuck," they said in unision at Suigetsu's words.
"Neither one of you had such a shocked reaction at my bruised up face, or fucked up arm. Oh, but find out Sasuke has been fucking the Senju brat and suddenly that's worth a note." Suigetsu, went on, "don't worry about me then, fucking Uchihas, you take a bullet for one, but not even a fucking thanks."
Shisui ignored the rest of Suigetsu's rant, "so she isn't kidnapped?"
"No, now will one of you take me to a fucking doctor?" He kicked the car door, "NOW! Fuck, I thought you two were the Uchiha geniuses?"
"Well you just dropped a shocking bit of news." Shisui responded, no concern, but he did open the back seat of the car, "after you. Don't bleed on any bit of it." He warned.
"Fuck-" the you died on Suigetsu's lips as Shisui pushed him inside the car and slammed the door. Itachi went to the passenger side and the moment his ass was on the seat, he heard Suigetsu, "what the fuck is wrong with him, didn't he say not to bleed in this car!? Did he think that would help?"
"It was a joke," Itachi supplied, "we aren't even entirely sure who this car belongs too, you are welcome to bleed."
"Alright," Shisui said, getting into driver's seat, "to a doctor. Tell us everything you know along the way."
"I was followed by three of Danzo's men-"
"Not that," interrupted Shisui, "how did Sasuke get the Senju girl?" Shisui looked at Itachi, "seriously, Tsunade protects her niece like crazy."
"Why the fuck should I know!? All I know is that they have been together for two years." That left Shisui speechless. "Been helping them meet up for dates way too long if you ask me."
"So," began Itachi, "why does Danzo believe the Uchiha have the girl?"
"Sasuke said so." A slight hiss of pain escaped Suigetsu as he answered, "drive faster!" He demanded, "I don't want the last thing I see to be either of you clowns."
"Ungrateful, piece of shit aren't you? Don't make me step on the breaks."
"Shisui," Itachi scolded, "continue properly Suigetsu."
"Well there was a gun aimed at out heads, Sasuke bought us both some time by saying if they killed either of us they would never find the girl."
"Then what happened?" Asked Itachi.
"They called Danzo himself to confirm the girl was missing, and she is."
"But once she shows up wont they know she was never kidnapped?"
"She won't show up," Itachi answered, "the only way for Sasuke to know she was "missing" in that moment would be if they were together at the time." Itachi's mind was already moving on, "who else knows they are together?"
"Just Juugo, and Karin on our side. Her side just that hot blonde."
"Naruto!? A hot blonde!?" Shisui asked, shocked, "I mean I guess everyone has a type."
"Disgusting, no." Deadpanned Suigetsu, "Sasuke and Sakura meet up at a flower shop. I guess Sakura is friends with the owner's daughter. She is hot, don't get me wrong Sakura is a cutie too, but this blondie looks like she knows how-"
"Were you not busy dying?" Itachi interrupted, "Who of those live near Sasuke's hideout?"
"Juugo is the closest but it's still pretty far."
"Stop the car," Itachi ordered, "I'll play doctor for Suigetsu."
"I do not approve. Shisui, my man," Suigetsu continued a hint of panic in his voice, "have I ever told you that your kindness is world renowned? Please, do no stop the car."
"If you are fine enough to blab, you don't need desperate medical attention, Itachi can take care of you."
"I strongly disagree. I feel faint, I feel dizzy, I may pass out."
A/N: it's been awhile, haven't fully felt like myself, but getting there. Anyway had this for some time, the idea is rivals in love. Sort of... Anyway as always thank you for your patience in waiting for updates on Timely and Unexpected. I want to say I'll update them soon, but I still only have a few pages of the next Unexpected update and I've worked on it like once every few months.