Hey guys and welcome back, glad to see the fic is getting a lot of love and hope it continues.
Naturally with Naruto around, things will get worse or better depending on the situation in question. And I will say that while Naruto may seem perfect at times, he has his own flaws, quirks, and moments too.
So obviously, this is a harem, and it will likely have girls from other series in this too, not sure how big it will be, but unlikely to exceed 10.
I think that's it so let's get this show on the road.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Big Bang Theory, or anything associated nor anything else that may be added to this fic later on.
"Speech"
"Thoughts"
[Radio, TV, or altered voice]
[Book, Computer, Letter, Text Message]
*see bottom for note
{Translation}
CHAPTER 2: THE COOPER SPIRAL
CALTECH
"You know, I've been thinking about time travel again." Sheldon stated as he walked with Raj, Howard, Leonard, and Naruto to a community room at the school.
"Why? You hit a roadblock on invisibility?" Leonard asked, making Howard smirk.
"I could think of some things I'd like to do with that power." Howard stated making Naruto snort.
"Just remember that you'll either be permanently stuck like that or you'll have to worry about when it wears off and that means possibly being trapped with a lot of angry women that will want to stomp your face and your groin in repeatedly." Naruto commented as Howard paled a bit.
"Yeah, probably best not to have it." Howard waved it off trying to push the fear away.
"Anyway, I put that on the back burner. It has occurred to me that if I did ever invent a time machine, I would just go back to the past and give it to myself thereby eliminating the need for me to invent it in the first place." Sheldon stated making Naruto snort.
"Interesting." Leonard stated as they walked and Sheldon nodded.
"Yeah, it really takes the edge off." Sheldon commented before looking at Naruto expectantly.
"You want the best friend answer, the friendly yet honest answer, or the brutally honest answer?" He asked and Sheldon thought about it for a minute.
"Meh, I could use more to think about." Sheldon stated as he motioned Naruto to speak.
"If you give your younger self the time machine and negate the need to build it, then by 97.4% of time travel logics out there, you'd lose the time machine because it no longer has a past of its own to sustain it. Further, your future self would have to hope that he's part of the small percentage of time traveling factors that means he will gain the memories of his younger self and not just have created a branching timeline that he had the time machine in the past and got to enjoy it without risking his own timeline being horrendously destroyed." Naruto explained making Sheldon pause and nod his head in understanding.
"Darn, always a slight miscalculation." Sheldon stated as he pouted a bit.
"Yeah, the solution to the first part would be to include the blueprints and schematics with the time machine so your younger self can build it when needed. Then your younger self would have to take his future-self back to his time since he no longer has a time machine and then return to his current time. Then at the same time, hide the time machine so only he could use it, assuming no biometric or voice locks are on said time machine to begin with, otherwise someone could steal it and then use it to really fuck up history and make it even worse than it already is." Naruto listed making Sheldon nod his head.
"You really do think of everything, don't you?" Raj asked and Naruto shrugged.
"My mind is as restless as my body is." Naruto stated making them cock an eyebrow while Sheldon answered as they kept walking.
"Naruto has hyperactivity as well as a high functioning form of AD/HD where his mind is just constantly going and going so he puts it towards productive things." Sheldon answered, making them look at him in surprise as Naruto shrugged.
"It's why I have so many doctorates and degrees as well as being certified in many fields and I keep in shape. I need to be doing something or I start getting stir crazy, even something mind numbing can work as it lets me just go blank and just be with my thoughts." Naruto explained as they arrived at the room before entering.
Sheldon sighed as he looked around and saw the buffet and many people he considered to be glorified troglodytes. "I don't understand the need to show off and make a big deal of a man who's not done any notable research in over 10 years." Sheldon complained as he hated doing this.
Today was a luncheon/mixer/intro for the new head of the Physics Department: Dr. Eric Gablehauser.
Naruto merely snorted and got some food knowing that Sheldon was going to put on a show for the next week at least.
Sheldon would be "polite" and then shove his foot into his mouth and down his throat, Gablehauser would suspend or fire him depending on how easily offended or annoyed he got; something he'd have to work on with Sheldon around; and then Sheldon would take it in stride so he wouldn't have to apologize, then he'd start spiraling by going to random projects and directions unable to truly focus without actual work to do, and then Naruto or Leonard would have to pull the emergency cord and get Mary Cooper, his mother, up here to either get him back on track or slap him upside the head and yell at him until he learned to behave better.
This wouldn't even be the 30th time he'd seen this happen with Sheldon, so he knew if nothing else he'd get a show and maybe some new ideas to work on when Sheldon was all over the place and then got focused and asked if Naruto could see if any of them were worth continuing.
Out of 497 run offs, he'd actually found 8 worth looking into and continuing.
That was better than quite a few scientists did so Naruto wasn't going to get upset.
Leonard, however, had likely never seen the devolving of Sheldon and would be going nuts trying to fix it rather than letting it run its course, which would also be a form of entertainment.
Regardless, this last week before his apartment would be livable was going to be entertaining for him, pure hell for Leonard, and a jumbled mess for Sheldon.
And if he got to see Mary again, then all the better.
"Oh, heads up, here comes the new boss." Raj stated as he had a plate full of food.
"Sheldon, try to be nice." Leonard ordered/begged.
"Gentlemen, pleasure to meet you, Eric Gablehauser." Gablehauser introduced extending his hand.
"Hello sir, Howard Wolowitz, engineering." Howard stated making Gablehauser nod before Leonard shook his hand.
"Leonard Hofstadter, applied physics department." Leonard stated politely as Gablehauser nodded at him.
"Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali, astrophysics." Raj introduced making Gablehauser nod.
"Naruto Namikaze, wherever I'm told I'm needed for the day." Naruto introduced making Gablehauser light up.
"Dr. Namikaze, it's an honor to meet you. I actually wanted to pick your brain on your paper on subatomic particles as I have a notion that could be groundbreaking if it's right." Gablehauser stated making Sheldon stifle a giggle. "I'm sorry, I didn't get your name?" Gablehauser asked as Naruto stepped back.
"And. Here. We. Go." Naruto stated as he began eating off his plate.
"I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper, an actual real scientist." Sheldon stated making Gablehauser look at him.
"I'm sorry?" He asked and Sheldon snorted.
"Dr. Gablehauser, with all respect. It is fortunate for you that the university's chosen to hire you despite the fact that you've done no original research in 25 years and instead have written a series of popular books that reduced the great concepts of science to a series of anecdotes, each one dumbed down to accommodate the duration of an average bowel movement. As such, I can only properly compare you to and call you a glorified high-school science teacher whose last successful experiment was lighting his own farts and then laughing with his friends." Sheldon stated as Gablehauser looked at him while Howard, Leonard, and Raj could only look on in surprise while Naruto was laughing behind his hand.
"Dr. Cooper, normally I don't want to be that guy on the first day. However, since it's abundantly clear that you have no respect for me, my authority, my credibility, or the university's, I'm going to be happy to tell you that you won't have to put up with me any longer." Gablehauser stated making Sheldon look at him in confusion.
"Oh? Are you quitting? Wow, can't even stick it out because someone doesn't like him." Sheldon stated looking at his friends while Naruto shook his head.
"No, Dr. Cooper, you're fired, effective immediately." Gablehauser stated simply.
Gablehauser then nodded to the others and walked away leaving them standing there in states of shock, while Naruto was just amused.
"If I'd known it was so easy to get Sheldon away from here, I would have dragged him to every one of these." Howard stated making Naruto look at him before shaking his head.
"There you are." A girl's voice stated as she came over. "I thought you were supposed to meet me at the front door?!" She stated showing a tall blonde with C cup breasts and long legs wearing a tight blue dress and black heels.
"Oh, sorry, Summer, sorry. I was waiting for you and then had to use the bathroom and then these guys sucked me into a conversation and I walked off with them." Howard stated making her sigh.
"Howard brought a date?" Leonard asked incredulously.
"I think it's more likely that his robotics capabilities advanced faster than he let us know or you know, the obvious, he paid her to be his date." Naruto stated as he kept eating, making Raj try to not laugh.
"Whatever, I get paid either way." She stated before looking at Naruto and blushing, "Well, hello, who are you?" She asked as she twirled her hair around her finger.
"Someone who doesn't pay a woman for anything other than an actual job she's working for him." Naruto stated as he stood there.
"Oh, I'm sure I can give you a discount." She stated as she pressed her chest out more.
"I don't pay, either take the hint or flirt with them. If you're an escort that's a different matter that can be discussed, but I'm still not going to pay you, period." Naruto stated as the guys looked between the two... well, Sheldon didn't as he was still locked in his mind's blue screen mode at the moment as he was trying to comprehend that he had been fired.
"Well, how about a trial run? If you like, then we can maybe set up another meeting." She stated flirtatiously and Naruto sighed wondering if she was an idiot, that greedy, or that professional.
The latter he could respect, the other two just meant a headache
"You're really not understanding me, are you? I. Do. Not. Pay. Women. For. Anything. Even if I took the trial run, I'd still never hire you afterwards." Naruto answered making her pout.
"Oh, come on, what have you got to lose?" She asked as she pushed her chest out more.
"My time. My money. My patience. My standards. Shall I continue?" Naruto asked before he put his plate in the cleaning pile and then got a new plate. "I'm out of here. This is getting boring." He commented before walking off.
"Hey! Wait up!" Summer called as she chased after him.
"Son of a bitch, he stole my date." Howard spoke as he looked on in shock.
"Yeah well, should have not paid her all at once." Leonard commented, making Howard glare at him.
"I'm fired." Sheldon commented, still trying to process it as he turned and walked away.
"Wow, never seen him blue screen for that long." Raj commented as he ate a bagel with schmear.
"Well, he's never been fired before so..." Leonard commented as he got some more food and ate.
"True." Raj commented as he kept eating knowing that Sheldon would sort himself out or maybe Naruto would.
LATER
"Dr. Namikaze. I have that file you asked for." Alex called as she entered Naruto's office with a file in hand as he was leaning back and looking at his computer screen.
"Thank you, Alex, and I thought I told you that you could call me Naruto." He reminded making her blush a bit and smile.
"Sorry, force of habit, sir." Alex stated as she handed him the file and he took it while mentally smirking as Alex had her top undone to show cleavage and she purposefully bent over his desk to hand him the file when she could have easily reached him without doing so.
"It's all right, I don't want you to think of us being too strict as employer and employee. I want us to be close and work well together after all." Naruto said with a smile causing Alex to blush a bit more.
"I hope so too. Is there anything else I can get or do for you?" She asked while batting her eyelashes at him.
"No, not at the moment, feel free to go to the party to grab some food if you want. No reason to spend money on lunch when there's a wide spread of free food available." Naruto stated as he brushed her hand with his as he took the file making her blush more.
"All right, please let me know if you do need anything else." She spoke before she left the office and closed the door letting Naruto lean back before he looked down.
"Seriously? You flirt with your fucking assistant while someone is sucking your cock?" Summer asked as she had her dress pulled down to show her boobs and was eagerly sucking on Naruto's cock while massaging his balls.
"Firstly, you're the one who wanted to do this so badly, so I'm free to act however I please. Secondly, I flirt with her every time we see each other so if I didn't then something may have seemed wrong. Thirdly, why are you talking and not sucking?" Naruto listed and then asked making Summer pout before she returned to his cock as Naruto leaned back and looked at the file, making some annotations and notes on it before going to his computer and typing a few things.
Summer had been rather persistent at Naruto taking her up on that trial run and letting her impress him with what she could do. Finally, Naruto told her to prove it was worth the trouble.
She had responded by freeing her tits and kissing him and straddling his lap before she began to tease his erection with some grinding and then sank to her knees to see what she was feeling and decide if it was real or not.
After verifying it was indeed real, she quickly began lathering it with her tongue and spit while massaging it with her hand.
After she looked up and saw that he wasn't that impressed, she started to aggressively suck on his cock trying to take it down to the base but having a lot of trouble since it was bigger and thicker than what she was used to.
Naruto just kept being expressionless, it was pleasurable, but he wanted to see how hard she'd work.
So far, she wasn't bad, not great, but not the worst he'd had either.
Howard likely didn't focus on hiring someone with qualifications and instead just grabbed the first hot woman that he could afford and knew wouldn't have "consequences" if he did get lucky with her.
Maybe if he stopped being a bit of an asshole, Naruto could help him get better at getting with girls and not shoving his foot into his throat halfway through talking.
He broke from his thoughts and looked down as Summer leaned off his dick and wrapped her breasts around it, barely being able to fully capture it since she was only a Mid-High C cup, but she was working her breasts rather well showing she had done this more than once.
He leaned back and thought on Sheldon, idly wondering how long before the spiral would get bad enough that Leonard would get Mary involved.
Maybe she'd bring Missy or Missy would decide to come when she did, either way it would be nice to see one or both of them.
He also mentally noted to be around Sheldon as he spiraled to see what he came up with in his spiral to see if there was anything worthwhile popping up.
He then groaned a bit as Summer removed her tits and began forcing her head down, getting his dick wedged down her throat before she sputtered and coughed and came off gasping before she dove back down.
A knock on the door had Naruto turning his attention back to his surroundings, "It's open." Naruto called as he grabbed Summer's head and began making her speed up bobbing her head.
The door opened and Howard came in, "Hey, have you seen Summer? I paid for 4 hours and she bailed before the first one was even done." Howard asked, leaving out that she had bailed because of Naruto stealing her attention.
"Nah man, sorry. I ditched her shortly after she followed me out of the gathering, she huffed and stomped off, I assumed back to you." Naruto replied, his face giving away nothing.
He did idly look down, making it seem like he was looking at the file, to see that Summer had shifted herself to get her throat more in line with her mouth and had pulled her dress all the way down leaving her kneeling there in nothing but her heels and a thong that matched her dress.
"Great, that's $500 down the drain." Howard sighed, making Naruto raise an eyebrow at him while also looking at Summer, who shrugged her shoulders as she kept sucking.
"500? Really dude? Just for an appearance at a social event?" Naruto asked incredulously as Howard rolled his eyes.
"It was supposed to make all the other science nerds jealous and maybe put me in good with your new boss." Howard explained like it was obvious.
"Ah, because if he and you were friendly then you could potentially make Sheldon's work a bit more hellish." Naruto commented as Howard shrugged a bit, but it wasn't convincing at all. "You seem like a good guy, Howard, so I'll let that slide. However, take this little feud with Sheldon too far and I'll step in and make you a laughing stock of the school and beyond if I am feeling particularly nasty." He continued making Howard look at him incredulously.
"How are you going to do that?" Howard asked and Naruto gave a smile that looked friendly but was sending chills down Howard's spine.
"Google "Texas Baby Dill Runner" when you get the time, and just remember that guy only picked on Sheldon once before I did that to him." Naruto commented, making Howard frown, he'd have to look it up later as his phone was in his lab charging.
"Uh huh, well whatever, I guess I'd better get to work." Howard stated as he stood and left as Naruto kept going over his own work as Howard left.
"For the record, that was just the fee to have me appear with him as eye candy for 2 hours. Idiot didn't read the fine print and thought it was a 100 down payment and then 100 for each hour. Touching me would have cost another 400." Summer commented as she stroked his dick and licked his balls.
"Ah, high quality escort. Though not the highest I've seen, though that may be because Howard just wanted basics and not certain packages and scenarios, right?" Naruto asked and Summer nodded with a smile.
"Exactly, and we offer a group discount. Meaning you pay for 3 or more of us, and we cut the price by 30% for everything you want to do and desire." Summer informed wanting to get him as a client, both because she had heard he had some money to him, which was bolstered since he easily knew how their system worked so he was a client of at least some form of high class escort, and because his dick was the biggest she'd seen.
It didn't hurt he was attractive to look at and wasn't an asshole, sure he was a little snippy at the start, but it just meant he had a standard of care that he wanted matched and Summer had to prove that she could provide it or at least her employers could.
"Still trying the sales pitch, huh?" Naruto asked with a smirk and Summer smirked.
"Of course, I'm a professional, and I just know my friends and my Madams would be very interested in meeting you." She admitted, though she also knew that Madams weren't the right title for her employers since they liked to rather think of themselves as matchmakers than escort service providers, but they made plenty of money on both sides especially if one of the girls needed some work and anything beyond just hanging on a man's arm was their call but also their consequences from it.
Regardless, she respected her employers and they respected her and the other girls that didn't care to look for love and relationships, despite the women having a very high success rate that made it tempting at times.
But no, she and the others just wanted some cash and some fun, not something serious and it was working great for them.
Still, she may decide to give Naruto some... perks if he did join their clientele and knew she'd also be looking at a nice bonus from her employers if she did snag him.
"Mmm, and how long is this trial going to last?" Naruto asked as she kept servicing his cock while in her thoughts.
"Hmm, well, I don't have any other appointments scheduled today unless I call in to request one. Why? Are you getting more interested?" She asked with a smirk as she stroked his cock harder and kissed his balls.
"Maybe, I'm just tempted to see how well you can do for a marathon." Naruto commented, making her raise an eyebrow in interest.
"Oh? What, you want to have me to yourself until tomorrow? Can you last that long?" She asked, though internally she did think he had a better chance than others who had bragged that they could.
She'd been sucking and servicing his dick for a good 20-30 minutes now and he hadn't given any sign that he was going to cum yet.
"It's not a matter if I can last that long, but if you can keep up and not pass out." Naruto answered, making her smirk.
"Hmm, how a bet then? If I can't keep up with you, you just get this trial free and clear but at least consider becoming a client of my service. If I can though, you have to pay me at least part of the fee it would normally cost and have to become a client of my service." She offered and Naruto snorted.
"You'll lose." He answered seriously, making her smirk.
"Maybe, but what if I don't?" She asked and Naruto snorted again.
If she only knew how much of the Devil's luck he actually had.
Still, it would at least let him take the edge off his libido for the night and if she proved to at least be capable then he could look into the service for some relief until he got with a girl more seriously.
"All right, you got a deal, though I hope you're ready to go all night." Naruto accepted making Summer smirk as she started kissing his dick.
"Oh, I'm looking forward to it." Summer answered before she began to suck his dick again, getting it more and more into her throat while Naruto sat back and continued to work, knowing that he'd have to stick to fellatio and tit jobs until he was ready to go home.
LATER
The sound of flesh slapping flesh, moans, groans, a headboard hitting a wall, and the squeaking of a mattress filled a room before a phone ringing joined the symphony of it.
Summer fell over onto Naruto, panting as she licked and kissed at his neck and chest while still twerking her ass on his cock, to quiet herself as he answered his phone.
"Hey Sheldon, what's up?" Naruto asked as he laid in his hotel bed and idly slapped Summer's ass to get her to bounce harder.
"Hello, I was wondering if you were up to taking me to the market today? Since I have so much free time now, I thought I'd try looking into how to make scrambled eggs better." Sheldon replied over the phone as Naruto snorted a bit and idly began pressing his finger on Summer's anal ring making her have to bite his shoulder to cover a moan.
"I can't today, but I'd be happy to do so tomorrow, we can even hit Radio Shack and the comic store too while we're out, maybe grab some food too." Naruto offered as he idly thrust up into Summer making her have to bite harder as her body quivered and shivered from the orgasm that just hit her.
"Hmm, all right, since I'm not going to work anymore I do need something to fill the time. Very well, I'll see you tomorrow." Sheldon stated calmly on his end.
"Right, see you tomorrow buddy." Naruto replied as he got ready to hang up.
"Enjoy your coitus." Sheldon spoke before hanging up making Naruto laugh before he brought both his hands down and onto Summer's ass with a resounding CLAP making her moan loudly.
"There, now get back to it." Naruto ordered making Summer nod as she sat up and resumed bouncing, her tits going along with her motions. "Still think you can win the bet?" Naruto asked with a smirk as Summer moaned.
"Fuck the bet! I'll give you my number and you can just call me over to fuck whenever you want." Summer moaned as she had been at this for hours now and still he was going strong and not looking like he was going soft any time soon.
No fucking way was she going to let something like money get in the way of being fucked by THIS fucking godlike dick.
However...
"You should, ah, still consider becoming, FUCK, a client for, OH GOD, my service." Summer moaned as she bounced more.
"Oh? Still looking to make some money?" Naruto asked in amusement and Summer groaned and shook her head.
"Nooooooo, but it would, FUUUUUUCK!, give you more access, SHTI! to girls that are on par, OH FUCKING SHIT!, with me since I can't, HOLY FUCK!, be there 24/7 since I have to, FUCK THAT'S GOOD!, be there for my clients too." Summer moaned and shouted as she kept riding him and getting more pleasure from it.
"True, maybe I will, for now, I still want to enjoy the piece of ass I have." Naruto stated as he flipped them over and pinned her, making her squeal before she was silenced by a kiss and he put her into a mating press and began to jackhammer her pussy making her eyes roll back from pleasure.
Yeah, she was screwed in more than one definition of the word, and she couldn't be bothered to mind at all.
WITH SHELDON
"Uh... Sheldon... what was that?" Leonard asked in concern as he, Penny, Raj, and Howard were all looking at him in shock.
"A phone call." Sheldon answered simply looking at him in confusion in return.
"Not that, the ending part." Leonard clarified and Sheldon looked at him with his head tilted.
"A well-wishing for a friend, why?" He asked, causing Leonard to sigh.
"Why did you say that Naruto was having sex?" Penny asked as she looked at him.
"Because he was, so why be rude and not wish him enjoyment?" Sheldon asked making them just look at him.
"Okay, first off, how do you even know he was having sex?" Howard asked and Sheldon shrugged.
"A rhythmic slapping of flesh, a woman groaning out constantly, Naruto being slightly breathy as he spoke, an occasional sound of a hand meeting flesh, likely the buttocks of whoever he was currently with." Sheldon listed as they just looked at him.
"There's also the fact that I've known Naruto for years, I know the differences between his "free to talk" voice, his "I'm trying to do something important but will still talk" voice, and his "I'm currently having sex, but will talk if you want" voice very well." Sheldon concluded as he sat down and began eating his food.
"Sonovabitch, I lose the hot girl who just had to spend time with me and Naruto's off fucking some hot girl." Howard complained, making Sheldon giggle a bit. "What's so funny?" Howard asked in annoyance.
"Just the fact that the hot girl Naruto is currently having coitus with, is 97.2% likely the very girl that ditched you earlier." Sheldon explained making Howard scoff before he paused and thought about it.
"Son of a bitch." Howard groaned as he sat back.
"Don't feel too bad, Naruto has always been popular with females. Many of the jocks, preppy people, and popular kids hated him because the girls flocked to him and those that didn't quickly got seduced by him. It was how the Prom Queen and the three runner ups found themselves in the backseat of a limo with Naruto and the female driver following Prom one year. The next week, all of the girls' dates were hit with a series of pranks that made them the laughingstock of the town and their various teams." Sheldon explained as the guys looked at him in shock while Penny was trying not to rub her thighs together at the thought of the kind of stud that could fuck 5 women at once and not disappoint them.
"That's it, Naruto's a fucking god, I don't give a shit what anyone says. He's too pretty, too smart, too suave, and too skilled in bed to be anything other than a fucking god." Howard stated as he flopped back and picked at his food.
"A sentiment shared by quite a few nerds and jocks of the school as well." Sheldon added as he ate.
"He does seem pretty cool." Raj stated making them all freeze and look at him in shock.
"Did he just speak?" Leonard asked, making them all nod while Raj had a hand to his mouth.
"Can you keep talking?" Penny asked and Raj gulped and lowered his hand.
"I-I-I-I Th-th-th-think s-s-s-s-s-s-so." Raj stuttered out while trying to control his breathing.
"Well, it's not much, but it's an improvement." Penny said with a smile as the others nodded and clapped for him while Raj smiled nervously.
"Th-th-th-thank y-y-y-y-you P-p-p-p-p-p-Penny. It-it-it-it's n-n-n-nice to sp-sp-sp-speak t-t-t-t-to y-y-y-you." Raj stated making Penny nod.
"Nice speaking to you too, Raj." Penny replied, making sure not to mock him like she had one girl back in high school.
"I guess Naruto's analysis of you helped get things working again." Leonard commented, making Raj nodded.
"Not surprising, Naruto is like a Jedi and a Sith with his words. He can motivate and invigorate you or he can demoralize and break you down without ever laying a hand on you." Sheldon commented, having seen Naruto cut down kids, teenagers, adults, and even experts in different fields to the point they were a blubbering mess.
He'd also used it to get into different women's pants and then get them to invite him back for more visits too.
"Eesh, no wonder he and my mother get along." Leonard stated as he kept eating.
"I am surprised he didn't do anything in your defense though." Howard commented looking at Sheldon.
"Oh, it's because he's made it a point that if I dig myself a hole, he won't get me out of it until I myself am trying to get out of it." Sheldon explained as he ate.
"So, he lets you wallow in your mistakes until you're ready to buck up and do something about it?" Penny asked and Sheldon shrugged and nodded.
"Pretty much." He answered as he kept eating.
"M-m-m-m-maybe you c-c-c-c-could ask h-him t-t-t-t-to let you c-c-c-c-cooperate on an exp-exp-experiment." Raj commented as Sheldon nodded maybe.
"Maybe, though I'm sure I'll find something to fill my time that I have available to me now." Sheldon commented as each of them rolled their eyes.
Scrambled eggs were SUCH a good time consumer.
NEXT MORNING
Naruto sighed as he finished getting dressed after showering while glancing at his bed with a smirk as Summer was there with one of the housekeeping ladies and the female manager, all naked and cuddling for warmth.
The manager had come to talk about a noise complaint, only for Naruto to open the door nude and she stammered and blushed before Naruto pulled her into the room and began stripping her with her eagerly joining in.
Then the housekeeping lady came a bit later and entered while he was fucking the manager while making out with Summer and was then grabbed and pulled into the mess, not that she seemed to mind after a few moments.
He already had some money out, one bit for Summer's time, one bit for the cleaning costs, and two bits as a tip for the Manager and the house keeping woman.
Once he was dressed and ready, he left for the apartments and headed up where he met Penny, "Oh, hey Naruto." She greeted as he waved at her.
"Hey Penny." Naruto returned as she looked at him.
"So, nice night?" She asked, looking at him and he shrugged.
"Wasn't bad. Got to blow off some steam and relax a bit while having some fun." Naruto commented as she smirked and walked to him before putting her finger on his chest.
"Well, next time you want to blow off some steam, come find me, I'll help you REALLY relax." She said in a sultry voice before heading down the stairs to go to work.
Naruto merely smirked before he knocked on Sheldon's door, "Sheldon." He called and waited before Sheldon opened the door.
"Ah, good you're here. Are we ready to head out?" Sheldon asked and Naruto nodded.
"I am if you are. So, Radio Shack, Comic Book store, lunch, and then market? Don't want the eggs to go bad after all." Naruto asked as Sheldon thought about it before nodding.
"That seems most logical, shall we be on the way?" Sheldon asked as Naruto nodded before Sheldon came out and locked his door before they started walking down the stairs.
"So I guess that Penny and the others were around you when you called last night?" Naruto asked as they walked.
"Indeed, though they seemed very confused that I would wish you to enjoy your coitus." Sheldon commented as Naruto shrugged.
"Everyone's different, some people just can't understand being fully polite." Naruto commented, making him nod.
"True. Oh, Raj can speak now, though he's got quite a severe stutter to him." Sheldon revealed, making Naruto nod.
"Good, means he's making progress." Naruto replied as Sheldon nodded and they got in Naruto's truck before driving off and going to Radio Shack and then to the comic store.
"Hey guys, how's it going?" Stuart greeted as Naruto and Sheldon came in.
"Meh." Sheldon replied as he moved to the comics while Naruto shrugged.
"Same old same old, how are you?" Naruto asked as Stuart shrugged.
"Eh, my doctors are trying to figure out my current issues and my depression has been taking an active role in a lot of things." Stuart stated and Naruto frowned before writing him a note and handing it to him.
"Friend of mine works in medicine and pharmaceuticals, they should be able to help you if your current doctors aren't doing it." Naruto answered the unasked question as Stuart looked at him.
"Thanks." Stuart said as he took the note while Naruto went through the comics and collectibles there.
"I'm curious on how long it will be before you sleep with Penny, do you know?" Sheldon asked as Naruto came over and shrugged.
"Not at the moment, she made a crystal clear offer this morning, so it's just a matter of when she either gets fed up of waiting and initiates it, or I decide to stop making her wait and initiate it." Naruto answered knowing that Penny hadn't been shy in any of her flirtations and intentions to have some fun in the bed at the first chance.
"Seems fair, though what if she decides to come to you while you're having coitus with someone else?" Sheldon asked and Naruto shrugged.
"Then I either try to talk her into joining in or she leaves and I talk to her later. Not like she has a right to be pissed at me when she's not made a move yet." Naruto commented since it wouldn't be the first time that a girl or woman interested in him showed up while he was fucking a different one.
"I see." Sheldon commented as Naruto looked at him.
"Are you worried I'll hurt her or that Leonard will be hurt if Penny and I do hook up?" Naruto asked as Sheldon frowned.
"I don't think so, I mean Penny and Leonard are both adults capable of making their own decisions and Leonard has been rather lackluster in his attempts, some of which even I find truly sad. Considering all of that though, I can't help but feel that something negative will happen should this continue." Sheldon stated as Naruto chuckled.
"Well look at you listening to your gut and instincts." Naruto commented idly as Sheldon sighed.
"I know, I must be devolving somehow." Sheldon retorted as he kept browsing the comics.
"Instinct is part of the evolutionary process, it's partly how you survived bullies when I wasn't around to help." Naruto commented, making Sheldon think a moment before he nodded in agreement.
"True." He accepted as he flicked through the stacks.
"So what has your underworked mind been thinking of besides scrambled eggs?" Naruto asked as he looked over some of the collectibles to see if anything caught his eye.
"Well one thing I found was an article about a team of Japanese scientists who inserted DNA from luminous jellyfish into other animals and I thought, 'hey, fish night lights' and have been pondering that ever since but want to look into eggs first." Sheldon explained making Naruto nod.
"Okay, though if you go that route, you may want to ensure the jellyfish isn't poisonous since there are idiots who will try to swallow the fish whole and then turn off the lights to see if it can be seen in their stomach." Naruto commented, making Sheldon pause and then nod since his brother would be one of those people.
"True, or I can simply let Darwinism take its course and let some of the idiots weed themselves out of existence." Sheldon offered, making Naruto laugh.
"Sadly, Sheldon, we've seen that Darwinism doesn't truly work because there are thousands of people in the world who are not fit to survive, but they do anyway. Darwin should have changed his hypothesis to the fittest thrive in the world, not survive. Even those unfit in the animal kingdom survive, but the fittest ones thrive." Naruto countered, making Sheldon frown in thought before nodding.
"Fair point." Sheldon conceded before they bought a couple things and left and stopped at a Chinese place to eat.
"Afternoon, gentlemen, how can I help you today?" An older Asian man asked as he looked at them.
"Just a table for two, treating my buddy to lunch after he got fired." Naruto explained, making him nod.
"Ah, of course, right this way." He replied and led them to a table before they sat down and began looking at the menu.
"Ni Hao! Welcome to Emerald Dragon, can I get you started with some drinks or any appetizers?" A woman came over smiling.
"A coke and water for me, and a root beer for my friend. We'd also like to start off with one order of each of the fried dumplings and the egg rolls and also some fried wontons, please." Naruto requested making her nod and write it down.
"Excellent, do you need a minute for entrees or are you ready?" She asked and Naruto shook his head.
"Give us a few minutes, please." Naruto requested making her nod as she left and Naruto stared after a minute since she had a nice ass.
"Please contain your desires until after Lunch." Sheldon requested as he looked over the menu.
"Hey, I may be a bit of a man whore, but even I can keep myself in check when it is called for." Naruto defended as Sheldon nodded and kept looking over the menu.
"I assume you'll be ordering enough for 6 on your own?" Sheldon asked knowing his friend had an appetite and high metabolism.
"Yeah, both for the food now and for leftovers since the place I'm at right now doesn't really have a kitchen and I have no cookware, so I'm just living off of takeout for now, not that it's a bad thing and I can easily afford it." Naruto replied since it was true as he had money to burn and he did need the food.
"Fair enough, any idea how long until the apartment is ready?" Sheldon asked since it had been a week or so now and there was no word.
"Should only be another week, two weeks at most. I wanted to keep both bathrooms while changing them a bit plus the four bedrooms, just refurbished and the like. So it takes some time and effort to do it, plus they're trying to be respectful of the neighbors so they're not having to deal with the noise at all hours of the day." Naruto explained since he didn't expect them to just say "fuck you" to the other tenants since it was going to be loud and noisy for a while as they demolished the connecting wall and replaced parts of the flooring and the other parts he wanted changed.
"Understandable, though I do request that once you're moved and settled in that you invite me for ramen, nowhere I go seems to know how to make it properly." Sheldon replied, making Naruto nod with a grin.
"Love, it's all about the love put into it." Naruto answered cheekily, making Sheldon roll his eyes in amusement before the appetizers were brought, showing five different kinds of dumplings, three different egg rolls, and a large stack of fried wontons.
"Here you are, one order of each dumpling, one order of each eggroll, and an order of wantons along with a coke, root beer, and water." The waitress recited as she set everything down, making them nod while she was smiling at Naruto. "Are we ready to order?" She asked and Sheldon nodded.
"I'd like the Tangerine Chicken, white rice, extra carrots, and extra sauce please." Sheldon informed making her nod as she wrote it down on her notepad
"One order of the beef with fresh mushrooms, one order of the General Tsao's chicken, one order of the sweet and sour pork, an order of the Lemon shrimp, an order of the Szechuan chicken, an order of moo goo gai pan, a bowl of Egg drop soup, a bowl of wonton soup, a bowl of hot and sour soup, fried rice for all of them, and then an extra large order of each fried rice please." Naruto listed making her blink at him, along with many in hearing distance, before she nodded and wrote it down.
"All right, it's gonna take a little while to get all of that." She spoke hesitantly and Naruto nodded.
"That's fine, if you could just bring it as it is ready and ensure my friend's food isn't left for last, please." Naruto requested, making her nod before she walked off.
"You realize you're going to have to talk to the manager or owner, right?" Sheldon asked knowing what was going to happen.
Naruto nodded and sure enough, the older man that greeted them at the door came over. "Yes, I plan to eat a good portion of that food and then take the rest with me. Yes, I am willing to pay up front to prove it's not a scam or some prank. Yes, I have dealt with this before. And yes, I do not mind it because it's understandable." Naruto spoke before he could and handed him a debit card making him look at it before he nodded and walked off.
A few minutes later, the man came back smiling and handing Naruto his card back along with a receipt. "Your food will be out as soon as possible, sir, we thank you for dining with us and hope to see you again." He said, respectfully, before he walked back to the front while Naruto just pocketed the card and the receipt without even looking at how much it was.
Naruto and Sheldon just talked while eating the dumplings, egg rolls, and wantons before the food started coming.
Sheldon got his order while Naruto got his chicken dishes and they dug in with Naruto letting Sheldon take some of his to eat too.
Many around them, counting staff, watched as Naruto ate.
He wasn't eating like a slob, pig, or someone without manners, but he was clearing the plates pretty quickly.
When the soup got there, he simply drank the broth down, which meant the egg drop was just sucked down, and then ate the guts of two of them.
Eventually, he had the orders of chicken, beef, and pork fried rice, the wonton soup, and the moo goo gai pan before he boxed them up and put them in a bag before he and Sheldon left while leaving a good tip for the waitress.
The store was simple, Sheldon going on about different tidbits about products while Naruto just let him as he got eggs, butter, salt, pepper, and other seasonings to see if it was a matter of seasoning or not.
He also got cheese and some bacon bits as well, since he could also make scramblers to further the research.
Naruto didn't object or make snide comments, he just nodded along and gave input knowing that within a couple days, Sheldon would be onto something else.
Still, he was there for his best friend and let him chase the rabbit down the hole until he was ready to come back to the surface again.
DAYS LATER
Naruto entered Sheldon's apartment to the smell of southern cooking and smirked. "I know that smell anywhere, Peach Cobbler with butter and lard along with the normal food fixings, Mary Cooper must be in town." Naruto spoke as he saw Sheldon's mother Mary there with a smile on her face before she came over and hugged him.
"Ah, Naruto, dear, it's been too long." Mary greeted as he returned the hug and gave a snort, making her smile a bit since it had NOT been that long since they'd seen each other.
"Yeah, really has, I take it Leonard finally got annoyed or concerned and called you in?" Naruto asked and she nodded.
"Only because you wouldn't do anything." Leonard defended as Naruto looked at him.
"Because I knew that I didn't need to do anything, let Sheldon spiral a while, it will be fine." Naruto retorted as he got some food before sitting down.
"He had a loom in here and was making ponchos." Leonard retorted and Naruto shrugged.
"Because the eggs went nowhere, he was making progress on Luminous Fish as nightlights, and without anything to really hit his brain for focus he thought about looms and how easy it is to make them and use them and decided to try his hand at it. As I said, it will be fine, you're just being a drama queen about it." Naruto spoke as he sat down and waited for Mary to say grace.
"I'm not being a drama queen!" Leonard denied as Naruto looked at him.
"A) only one of us is raising their voice. B) Do you see myself and Mary reacting to this as badly as you are when Mary lived with him for years and I've been his best friend for years? C) If you were actually THAT concerned about him, you would have called her the day he said he was going to research scrambled eggs. D) I've yet to see you campaigning or trying to get Gablehauser to rehire him. E) I told you how to handle it and I'm sure Mary has, yet you're disagreeing and fighting with us on how to do so meaning you don't want help, you want someone to agree with you and nothing more." Naruto listed as Mary shook her head and Leonard just looked dumbfounded at him while Raj and Howard were trying not to laugh and Penny simply shrugged since she didn't care at the moment.
"If he's not gotten to the point of trying to build a reactor in his room, then it's nothing to be concerned about." Naruto added as he sat there before nodding to Mary, who blessed the food, and they all dug in.
"He's right you know; with Shelly you've got to take your time or he just fights you constantly and you get nowhere." Mary informed them as they ate with Leonard sitting back after finding no one was on his side of things.
"Here he comes, just give him some space and let him grab some food." Naruto instructed as Sheldon came out slowly before he started getting some cobbler and bread.
However, Leonard had to ruin it and blow up at him, making him run off to his room.
"Dammit Sheldon! Suck it up and get back to the university so you can get your job back." Leonard shouted as Sheldon blinked and then ran off making Mary and Naruto facepalm.
"Great, you just made this harder, Leonard, he's not likely to come out with anyone here for a week now that you've done that." Naruto stated in annoyance as Mary shook her head.
"Smart boy, but as sharp as a bowling ball." Mary commented as she continued eating while Leonard flopped into his chair and sighed.
"Well, Mary, can I offer you a lift home?" Naruto offered after they were done eating, making Mary smile.
"Thank you kindly, Naruto, that'd be much appreciated." Mary replied as Naruto waved to the others, who waved back, before they went downstairs and got in his truck.
However, the moment they were in and buckled, Mary immediately leaned over the console and undid his pants before she began to suck his cock eagerly.
"I'll take you to my hotel, more room and privacy." Naruto commented as she hummed and kept sucking while stroking what she couldn't get in her mouth.
Yeah, Naruto had been having sex with Mary Cooper since a little while after her husband died.
First time, she'd been drunk and Naruto had indulged her.
Second time she was horny and lonely and Naruto wasn't turning her down.
The following times had a variety of excuses she used, but eventually she stopped with the excuses and just enjoyed the sex and pleasure.
Both had agreed it was never going to go beyond sexual friends, neither seeing the other as spouse material at their current standing, but fuckbuddies was another matter entirely.
Sheldon didn't know, as Mary didn't want him to know, but Naruto figured he at least suspected it.
Sheldon's sister Missy knew as she had walked in on them one time and agreed to keep her mouth shut in exchange for joining in though Naruto had taken her virginity before that time.
So, every time they were in the same city, Naruto would fuck Mary and give her a ton of pleasure, which at times she justified as him keeping her calm and her helping him with his urges.
Naruto drove calmly and normally to his hotel as Mary was eagerly sucking away at his cock and stroking it when she pulled back to breathe, but wouldn't let up for long.
He did tap her as they approached, letting her put his dick away and zip him back up before she sat up calmly and wiped her mouth before they got into the hotel and went to the room, Naruto groping her ass the entire time in the elevator.
Once they were inside and closed the door, Mary was quick to kiss him and he reciprocated while grabbing her ass making her moan as he began removing her skirt, blouse, and coat before her bra joined them leaving her in some shoes that were quickly kicked off and a black thong while her DD breasts that had just a little sag to them were on display before Mary got on her knees and freed his dick before she started sucking again, taking him as deep as she could without gagging.
Naruto merely stood there and removed his shirt and waited a minute before he grabbed her and pulled her up, kissing her and lifting her by her ass making her wrap her legs around him before he laid her on the bed and pulled her thong off. She then moaned in his mouth as he began fingering her to get her well lubricated and ready for his dick.
He then positioned her into a mating press, knowing it was one of two positions she REALLY loved, before he inserted himself into her pussy making her gasp out before he began fucking her.
"Oh fuck, geezus, this is so wrong, but it feels so fucking good." Mary cried out, her bible beliefs clashing with her womanly desires.
Naruto never brought it up, but did comfort her on it at times, maybe a bit of manipulation in some cases, but it was for her to be comforted and made to feel better, not for Naruto to keep fucking her.
He flat out told her that all she had to do was say the word and they'd be done, he'd never tell Sheldon and he'd never approach her about it, they'd be done.
He even agreed that she had to be the one to initiate things each time.
So far, she'd yet to not initiate after the fourth time of them having sex.
She did feel guilty about one time when they had fucked in her bed after a party for Sheldon and said genius was asleep in his room while Missy was at a friend's and Georgie was on a date.
Mary would never confirm nor deny that she may have slipped something for Sheldon to take in his drink at one point, letting Naruto plow her silly for a good 6 hours before they stopped and then woke up early and had another round in the shower, where Sheldon nearly caught them as he wanted to know who was showering and then ask if they knew where the other was.
Sheldon, being naive about a great many things even with Naruto having him read some books and the like to understand, never suspected a thing.
Naruto's mother, Fara, did and had actually terrified Mary when they had a private conversation before Fara had hugged her and told her that she could grieve and get happiness in whatever way she wanted to, so long as she never hurt Naruto then Fara would never judge her or cause problems with the sex continuing.
Mary had been shocked, but grateful that her friend was understanding, to an extent Mary never believed she herself could be but was grateful all the same, and had lost some of the guilt in having sex with Naruto after that.
Missy not minding, despite the fact that everyone counting Sheldon knew she had a MASSIVE crush on Naruto, helped alleviate more of the guilt since she told her mother that she'd not get in her way of having fun or dealing with the grief, if that meant Naruto fucking her silly then Missy wasn't going to get in the way.
Ironically, Sheldon himself had killed a great deal of guilt when he had asked her once if she was seeing someone, explaining how he came to that conclusion and making Mary blush in embarrassment, before he then told her that he didn't understand it, but if it made her happy and gave her comfort, he'd not stand in the way of things even if sex was all it was.
Since then, Mary hadn't felt much in the way of guilt compared to when she had first started having sex with Naruto.
Hence why she could just enjoy him plowing her silly while eagerly kissing him, her kissing having gotten lewder over the course of their relationship since she felt just a simple lip lock was plenty for a kiss, then Naruto had given her a taste of more options and as such she got lewder and lewder.
Even her choice of underwear and bras got sexier and sluttier and, at times when they were going to meet up away from people they knew, her dresses got sexier and sluttier too showing more cleavage and leg while hugging her hips and ass.
She liked to show off and impress, while also enticing Naruto to fuck her even harder and wilder.
So, no, they were never going to enter officially into a relationship, but she was never going to turn down getting fucked by him any chance she got and would enjoy it immensely each time.
A short while later had them cuddling in bed as she had her head on his chest. "So, what's your opinion on Sheldon?" Mary asked as she kissed his chest and stroked the other side.
"Eh, give him another day or two, then you can stop fishing and just use dynamite." He commented making her snort in amusement since that would likely be the same thing she said to him when she told Sheldon to get off his ass and get to it.
"I think I'll give him three days, then I can spend the last two knowing he's gotten back at it." Mary stated before she got up and straddled him with a smirk. "Now, how about you make me scream out some more, honey?" She asked and Naruto smirked before he impaled her on his length and pulled her down to kiss her again as they resumed fucking, Naruto already having set an alarm for Mary to get up in the morning and go to her hotel to change and shower.
He also gave her a card to use to pay since he did take her to his hotel instead of her own and if Leonard or the others went to see her or pick her up, then she was safe.
A few days, and some hot nights of sex, later had Mary entering Sheldon's room as he was making a model of a complex protein, "Hey sweetheart, I've been thinking. You remember when your daddy used to say that you can only fish for so long before you need to start throwing dynamite into the water?" Mary asked as Sheldon nodded. "Good, because I'm done fishing." She added before standing and grabbing him some clothes and tossing them on the bed. "You're going to shower, get dressed, and then you're coming with me to your boss' office to apologize and get your job back." Mary listed as she looked at his shoes.
"I'm not going." Sheldon retorted and Mary looked at him.
"I'm sorry, did I start that sentence with 'if it pleases his highness' or 'if you want to, we can do this'?" Mary asked, looking at him. "No? Didn't think so, so buck up boy and get going." Mary added and Sheldon shook his head.
"I didn't say anything that wasn't true. The man is an embarrassment to physicists everywhere and has no right being the head of the physics department." Sheldon retorted, making her sigh.
"Look sweetheart, just because he's not been doing anything fancy or scientific for a few years does not mean he's not capable of just being in charge of other scientists. It's not like he got some award or special check of money to do his research, all he did was get a job where he makes sure that people do their jobs. That's in his capabilities, right?" Mary asked and Sheldon sighed.
"I suppose." He groaned and she smiled.
"Good, shower, shoes, pants, and shirt, we leave in 15. If you're a good boy, I'll take you for ice cream later or I'll have Naruto do it and maybe take you to the train store." Mary commented as she patted his shoulder and left the room while Sheldon huffed and stood up to go shower and get dressed.
Annoyed that his mom still knew how to get him to obey without threatening him, which he blamed on Naruto but couldn't deny it worked.
"So, it worked?" Naruto asked as Sheldon came out of Gablehauser's office later on in the day and Sheldon nodded.
"Yes, though it seems my mother is now flirting with him and may be accepting his advances towards a date if not more." Sheldon informed, making Naruto shrug.
"Eh, look at it this way, she gets to have some fun and you don't actually have to apologize and mean it." Naruto commented as Sheldon nodded.
"That is true. You want to go to the cafeteria? I think it's pudding day." Sheldon asked and Naruto shrugged and nodded as they walked off.
LATER
"It was so nice meeting you, Eric, I had a wonderful time." Mary commented as she was smiling on the phone. "Yes, yes, I'll be sure to look you up the next time I'm visiting from Texas." She continued while biting her lip. "Uh huh, you too, take care dear." She finished before hanging up the phone and then groaned as she tossed it aside and held onto the sheets. "Fuck, I thought he'd never hang up." Mary commented as she pushed her hips back as Naruto was currently buried into her pussy and fucking her from behind.
"Not the one huh?" He asked with a chuckle as he had been texted and asked to meet her at her hotel room while she was still on her date with Gablehauser and had promptly lost her dress showing she was naked under it and then jumped him and took him to the bed.
"No. Nice enough man, but by the Lord almighty, he is so boring." Mary groaned as she worked her lower half back on Naruto's dick. "He couldn't talk about ANYTHING other than his work and one time he apparently was in Texas." Mary commented before she moaned as he began kissing and licking at her neck while groping her breasts.
"Oh? What? Did he just complain about the heat and food being too spicy for him?" Naruto asked as she sucked on her neck, fully intending to leave a hickey.
"Not really, apparently he was there for a lecture and it didn't turn out well." Mary commented as she hummed in pleasure from his actions.
"Oh?" Naruto asked curiously as he slapped her ass, making her moan more.
"Apparently, he was giving a guest lecture at one of the colleges and a pair of kids apparently were rude and insulting to him and ruined his entire lecture." Mary commented as Naruto paused before he burst out laughing, making Mary look at him.
"That was the lecture on quantum physics concerning M-Theory, Sheldon and I were the two who ruined it for him." Naruto explained making Mary widen her eyes before she began laughing as well before Naruto rolled them over and had her start bouncing on his dick while he groped and slapped her ass. "The dude was so out of his depth and didn't know about breakthroughs at the time, Sheldon and I took turns picking him apart and showing how much of an idiot he was, kind of like you when that bitch tried to use the Bible to justify her being cruel to Sheldon and then you broke her down in front of the church." Naruto added making Mary laugh and nod as she braced herself on him and bounced feeling his dick reaching all the right places.
"Funny how he's your boss now and has no idea it was you." Mary commented and Naruto snorted.
"Yeah, maybe I'll tell Sheldon and we can make him relive it a few times without actually telling him that it was us." Naruto commented since Gablehauser was a bit of a suck up and pain in the ass, but Naruto could deal with it, but that didn't mean he couldn't mess with the man.
"Anyway, that's for later, I still got 5 hours to fuck you and make sure you're satisfied for a while before we have to get some sleep so you can make your flight easily." Naruto commented as he grabbed her breasts and pulled her back to lay on his chest as he thrust up into her and she smiled and turned her head to keep kissing him.
"Such a gentleman." She commented with a smile.
"Only for women I want to fuck." He retorted, making her laugh, though it did make her happy that he found her desirable still.
All in all, it was a nice visit and she'd plan more.
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