Hey everyone and welcome back, time for more chaos of Naruto hanging with the Big Bang crew.

This is episode 6 of season one: The Middle Earth Paradigm.
AKA The first Halloween episode of the series!

Decided to get this done early to post today so enjoy!

And no, I didn't plan out the updates to coincide with Halloween, this is complete coincidence, I swear!

I think that's it so let's get this show on the road.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Big Bang Theory, or anything associated nor anything else that may be added to this fic later on.

"Speech"

"Thoughts"

[Radio, TV, or altered voice]

[Book, Computer, Letter, Text Message]

*see bottom for note

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CHAPTER 4: TRICKS AND TREATS

APARTMENT COMPLEX

Sheldon was humming to himself as he ascended the stairs to Naruto's loft/apartment hoping to see if his best friend wanted to go paintballing with them tomorrow.

It would certainly be nice to have competent help for a change rather than the scattered chaos that were his three usual cohorts.

Arriving at the door, he quickly did his thing. "Naruto." Sheldon called doing his three knocks, "Naruto." He repeated before doing it again. "Naruto."

"What's up Sheldon?" Naruto called from his apartment.

"Can I come in; I want to talk to you?" Sheldon asked as he waited.

"Uh, not a good time bud, you may want to come back later." Naruto stated as Sheldon frowned.

"Are you sure? While not what one would classify as important, I'd still like to talk to you." Sheldon stated and silence was there a moment, "If you're in the middle of a game, I can just open the door and come in." He offered knowing that there were several games that required focus and dedication to win.

"You don't want to do that." Naruto commented as Sheldon frowned.

"Why not?" Sheldon asked confused.

"Sheldon, do you remember what caused you to start knocking three times before you even consider entering a closed door?" Naruto asked and Sheldon frowned as he remembered walking in on his father having sex with a woman that he believed was not his mother, though he later found out it was his mother in a costume.

"Yes." Sheldon stated and Naruto sighed a bit.

"I'm going to need a lot more than three knocks to be presentable, and so will my company." Naruto continued, making Sheldon raise his eyebrows.

"Oh, I see. I'll come back later then." Sheldon stated as he turned to leave.

"Next time text me, it will save you some time and I can usually text while doing this." Naruto called as Sheldon nodded.

"Got it, enjoy your coitus." Sheldon called as Naruto turned to Penny, who was on her hands and knees slapping her ass against his hips before he delivered a slap to her ass making her moan.

"He's gone, get back to really twerking that ass." Naruto ordered making Penny moan as she began working her ass on Naruto's dick while a vibrator was shoved into her pussy.

She was just glad Sheldon hadn't come in, she did NOT want to have any kind of sexual discussion with him, let alone explaining her using her ass to fuck Naruto's dick if he didn't know about anal sex.

Though his face when she "cleaned" him with her mouth would likely be worth it.

It had been two weeks since she first slept with Naruto, two weeks since he had rocked her world quite a bit and fucked her silly.

So far, she hadn't gone more than a day without getting fucked by him, though she knew he was also fucking those other two women since he had told her that unless they were going to actually be in a relationship, full on commitment and everything, then he wasn't going to stop having fun with others.

She understood, she and he had just been fucking and hadn't really done anything even remotely date like, though she'd not be opposed to a date being hot and passionate sex that left her fully satisfied and happy.

And now, she was getting fucked in her ass, something she hadn't actually done before and was actually enjoying it.

This was actually the third time he had fucked her ass and the fifth time he had played with her ass sexually.

The first two had been him fingering and stretching her while she was high on pleasure, with him complimenting and loving her butt the entire time, and then he had fucked her, taking it slow and easy while using a shit ton of lube to make sure she didn't feel it much.

However, she did feel it, but she felt pleasure from it.

Maybe her asshole was an erogenous zone or something, but she had REALLY fucking felt pleasure from it after the initial discomfort passed.

She'd even masturbated with her ass a few times when Naruto wasn't able to stay the night or fuck her at night.

She was also a bit sad for Leonard.

Naruto had told her during some pillow talk that he was head over heels for her, but was too nervous to ask her out.

She had thought it was the case but never approached the subject since A) she wanted him to ask her out if he was going to try it and B) she didn't want to ruin the friendships she was building with them.

Naruto had assured her that it would have been fine since Leonard wasn't ready, really, for a relationship since he was too desperate and clingy and would try to alter her a bit to make it easier on himself at times.

Naruto had seen it quite a few times, some intelligent men got with a woman and then tried to change them because they had annoying traits or quirks that they wanted to stamp out and remove or make them more of an ideal woman to show off to people and at times ended up being belittling and condescending rather than nurturing and caring.

Naruto honestly didn't care about high level intelligence or anything like that and mentioned to her that if she ever felt insecure to just talk to him since he'd rather know and help than be left in the dark and she'd get more and more annoyed and worried over things.

She had actually been touched that he was so caring and had admitted to him that she never finished college, a bit worried about how he would take it.

He just shrugged and said okay, even offered to help her if she ever decided to go back to school or even explain some things that he and the guys talked about to her in more simple terms so she could follow along and not feel left out.

She felt touched by that and had rewarded him with her riding his dick while letting him motorboat her tits... okay, maybe it was a bit of a reward for her too, but it was still a nice thing.

She had embarrassed herself at one point though, and her face still flamed with embarrassment when she thought about it.

At one point when Naruto was working on fucking her ass, and he had first spanked her, she had moaned and told him, "Ooh, punish me, daddy." And had no idea where the fuck it had come from and blushed atomic red at it.

Naruto had just chuckled and whispered hotly in her ear, "Why? Has my cute little Penny been a bad girl?" He asked and she had flushed even more as her pussy began leaking more and her nipples hardened.

She hadn't responded, too ashamed and embarrassed to do so, but Naruto had just kissed her cheek before saying. "Well, if my baby girl wants and needs punishment, I'll give her it." He then proceeded to fuck her even more and slapping her ass and even her tits and pussy at times, making her squeal and moan in pleasure as she came multiple times.

Now, he still spanked her when they fucked, and she still loved it, but she'd not said a word about her slip and bit of fantasy at him, not that she even knew she had that fantasy or fetish or whatever the hell it was called.

Talking to her actual dad was also awkward and embarrassing since she couldn't call him daddy without feeling embarrassed and aroused all over again as she thought about calling Naruto that again and again.

She seemed to be getting a new sense of herself and her lusts, perversion, and desires as she spent time with Naruto.

She was tempted to ask him if that was normal for him or not, but it was just too embarrassing to do so.

Similarly, she didn't even want to consider asking Sheldon about it even if he knew the answer, unlikely as it was.

Still, she was going to enjoy the sex as much as she could while she was figuring shit out.

She did recall Naruto mentioning that he'd have to have a serious talk with her if she did want to have an actual relationship with him, but right now she wasn't interested in pursuing that at the moment so the serious talk could wait and the sex could just keep going and going.

"Fuuuuuck." She moaned as she came again making Naruto chuckle.

"Seems your ass is getting more sensitive the more we do this, you may even start coming when I insert soon enough." Naruto commented as he slapped her ass making her moan more as he enjoyed her ass jiggling from the hit, having just enough meat to it to give it the nice jiggle.

"Fuck, maybe, but I can't help it." She moaned and he chuckled before he leaned over her and grabbed her tits while kissing her neck.

"It's all right, I'm always happy to spoil my baby girl." Naruto whispered hotly making her eyes widen before she squealed as she came and Naruto grunted as she got really fucking tight making him have to cum as well and setting her off even more as his hot cum flooded her ass.

She stayed frozen in place for a minute or so before she collapsed onto the floor panting and gasping from pleasure.

"Good thing I know a thing or two about cleaning carpets." Naruto commented as she had made a rather big wet spot on his carpet and knew that her ass was going to leak onto it as well if he pulled out.

"I'm sorry." She muttered sounding very vulnerable and he pulled her against him as he moved and lay on the floor next to her.

"Hey, if that was crossing a line, I'm sorry, I just remembered you seemed to enjoy it when I teased you like that." Naruto commented as he had his arm around her stomach and kissed her neck and shoulder.

"No, I... I mean yes it was, but at the same time not at all. I just... I don't know what about that makes me react so much, it's embarrassing and humiliating and makes it really awkward to talk to my dad. You'd think I'd know about what gets me going or at least why, but I don't and it makes it really awkward for me." She commented and Naruto hugged her tighter.

"Well, I could tell you a bunch of psychobabble to explain it, but to make it simple. You've never felt love or desire or real attention from your dad and that reflects in things. Like how some women date terrible men just to get their dad to react." Naruto commented idly.

"And that can make me have kinks or something?" She asked as she put a hand on his and snuggled back against him, finding his dick still in her ass to rather comfortable and comforting at this moment.

"Yeah, basically your desire for love and attention from your dad when you were first getting sexually active and awakening kind of bled into each other, so when you find a guy to give you love and attention that is greater than what your dad gives, it triggers your kink and desire to call them daddy and be their little girl or whatever you want to call it. Based on your reaction, I'm the first that this has happened with, and I'm a bit flattered but you can be sure that I do care about you, Penny. I'm not some asshole who just wants you to fuck and suck on command and never have another thought or desire in your head. Not that I'd have an issue if you DID want to be treated that way, everyone has those kinks or fetishes that can be seen as awkward but get their motor running quite a bit. Yours just happens to be calling a guy daddy while he fucks you and being his good or naughty girl for him." Naruto commented as he stroked her stomach and kissed her shoulder.

"And, you don't mind it?" Penny asked and Naruto shrugged.

"What's to mind? It's not like you trained yourself to have this kink or something, it's just hardwired into your mind. Nothing wrong with you enjoying it when it happens." Naruto answered and she smiled before she turned and kissed him.

"Thanks, Naruto, you really are a good guy." She stated with a smile as Naruto gave one back. "Say, do you... want to try having an actual date sometime?" She asked and Naruto smirked.

"A date-date or a daddy-daughter date?" He teased making her blush and moan.

"Stop with the teasing, please. Just because I get it now, doesn't mean I'm ready to embrace it." Penny whined as her pussy was spasming a bit.

"Sorry, it was just too easy. In all seriousness, that sounds good, maybe after the Halloween party you were telling me about hosting." Naruto commented as she smiled and nodded before she moved and dislodged his dick from her ass before she pushed him onto his back and kissed him as she lined his dick up with her pussy and put it in, making her moan before she leaned back with a smile and began bouncing on his lap.

"Now, just sit back and let me take care of you, daddy." She said with a grin on her face as she did her best to look cute and sexy.

"Sure thing, sweetie, go right ahead." Naruto said simply as he grabbed her ass making her moan a bit as she felt his cum starting to dribble out despite clenching as hard as she could before she began bouncing and working her hips to pleasure him with her pussy.

Naruto just smirked as he lay there, things were definitely getting more interesting.

NEXT DAY

Sheldon, Leonard, Howard, and Raj slowly trudged up the stairs to the apartment wearing camo clothes and paintball helmets, all of which was covered in paintball splatter. "Ok, if no one else will say it, I will. We REALLY suck at paintball." Raj stated as he sighed.

"That was absolutely humiliating." Howard sighed tiredly.

"Oh, come on, some battles you win, some battles you lose." Leonard attempted at cheering them up.

"Yes, but you don't have to lose to Kyle Bernstein's Bar-Mitzvah party." Howard deadpanned in annoyance.

"I think we have to acknowledge those were some fairly savage preadolescent Jews." Leonard commented as he got his keys.

"No, we were annihilated by our own incompetence and the inability of some people to follow the chain of command that was established." Sheldon stated as he glared at them all.

"Sheldon, let it go!" Leonard said in exasperation since it was brought up numerous times.

"No, I want to talk about the fact that Wolowitz shot me in the back, and more than once!" Sheldon stated as he rounded on Howard, who was glaring back.

"I shot you for good reason. You were leading us into disaster. If we followed your lead we would have been killed even faster than we were and we wouldn't have taken as many of those little bastards with us as we did." Howard commented back trying not to growl at him.

"I was giving clear, concise orders, you just weren't able to follow them." Sheldon defended as the three deadpanned at him.

"You hid behind a tree yelling: "Get the kid in the yarmulke; get the kid in the yarmulke!" Over and over again while then begging to not get hurt by them when they started to surround us." Leonard exclaimed in annoyance.

"Yeah, besides, you didn't see me complaining when Naruto shot me in the dick for shooting you!" Howard added as Sheldon paused.

"True, and it was rather enjoyable to see him trounce those little gremlins after they had taken us out." Sheldon commented making them stop and think for a minute.

"Yeah, he was like Rambo, taking them all out like they were just level one peashooters against his level 80 Panzer Tank." Raj commented making them all nod.

"Yeah, don't think it was worth a dick shot, but it was still pretty awesome." Howard commented making them nod as they reached the door and paused as Penny was there.

"Hey guys, have fun?" Penny asked standing there in her booty shorts and a loose tank top.

"Hey/h-h-h-hi/good day/ma'am." Leonard, Raj, Sheldon, and Howard all sounded off with Howard giving a two finger salute.

"As to us having fun, yes and no, it was a bit of a mixed bag all things considered." Sheldon informed making her nod.

"Where's Naruto?" She asked curiously.

"He got a call on the way up, he stopped to take it and should be coming along shortly." Sheldon answered making her nod before he then appeared around the corner.

"Yes, honey, I know. Sweetheart, I know, everything will be fine. I promise that once I've finished setting everything up, you can come here and help me decorate a room for you." Naruto commented as he came up.

Penny frowned wondering who he could be talking to while Sheldon waved, "Sheldon says hi." Naruto commented and waited a moment. "She says hi and still states that if you ever become C-3PO for Halloween to take a picture to send her as she's still adamant that it is the best costume you could ever wear." Naruto commented making Sheldon shrug before Naruto kissed Penny's cheek. "I gotta go get cleaned up and finish this call, remember to tell the guys about tonight." He stated making her nod as he kept going.

"No, honey, I am not seeing anyone seriously at the moment, I do have a date in the coming days but other than not a whole lot. Yes, work is going good and I'm still the smartest person there with Sheldon just coming in behind me of course." Naruto commented as he climbed the stairs until he was out of hearing range.

"Who was he talking to?" Penny asked, just beating out the other guys.

"Probably Alexis." Sheldon commented as he entered the apartment making the other look at each other before following him in.

"Who's Alexis?" Leonard asked as Sheldon began putting his stuff down.

"Probably the only person that's closer to him than I am, though not as close as his mother but pretty close." Sheldon commented idly as he went to the fridge and got tea.

"She his sister or something?" Penny asked and Sheldon snorted.

"No, Naruto has no siblings. He and Alexis aren't related at all." Sheldon commented not seeing why Penny would get annoyed or anything.

"Who is she then?" Howard asked and Sheldon paused a moment.

"You'll have to ask Naruto, it's his business to explain, though I can say she's probably one of the most important people in his life." Sheldon commented as he looked at them.

"I see, okay." Penny stated thinking that maybe this was one of those things that Naruto wanted to talk to her about if they got serious and wondered if she was his daughter or something.

"Anyway, I'm having a party tonight, full on costume and everything." Penny commented making them look a bit excited.

"A boy-girl party?" Howard asked and Penny cocked an eyebrow.

"Yes, there will be both genders there." She said before realizing that they had likely attended some parties where only guys showed up.

The guys looked even more excited, "We'd love to come." Leonard stated and Penny smiled.

"Great, it's supposed to start at 6 but no one will probably actually get here until around 7 so plan for that." She informed as Naruto warned her that if she told them it started at six, they'd show up at six.

"So be there at about 7, got it." Leonard stated as she nodded.

"Great, see you guys then." She said as she left leaving the guys to huddle excitedly as they talked about the costumes.

Penny sighed and went to her apartment, her mind still nagging at her over who Alexis was.

She knew that Alex was his assistant and secretary basically and there was a girl named Summer who he had hooked up with quite a bit, but she didn't know much more than that.

Hell, she didn't really know much about him at all besides he lived in Texas at some point.

He was Sheldon's best friend.

He slept with some women.

He was really fucking good at sex.

He was hot and smart.

He had multiple degrees

He apparently needed to eat a lot..

He had money and seemed uncaring of how he spent it.

He was sweet.

Kind.

Loving.

And funny.

But she didn't know anything about his likes, dislikes, family, or anything really while she felt she was a near open book to him in many ways.

Hell, she was basically having therapy with him every couple of times they hung out, not even counting her emotional and mental openings over calling him daddy before.

Well, the date would be her opportunity to learn more about him since it was an actual date.

Shit! She'd have to figure out the outfit to wear on the date, of course that also meant she'd have to figure out WHEN said date was since Naruto just said after the party so it could be tomorrow, the day after, or even a week from now.

Fuck!

"Okay, breathe, just breathe. Talk to him at the party tonight and get a specific time for the date, then we can freak out." Penny stated to herself as she calmed down and focused on her outfit for the night, debating on how slutty/sexy she wanted to take it.

Aw, fuck it, she'd go full sexy/slutty.

She had a stud to tease and entertain after all, plus she could give Leonard a bit of a look at her without getting a chance to touch.

Let him get some eye candy and something to think about if nothing else, though that also meant Howard and Raj would be too but that was fine.

LATER: WITH THE GUYS

Leonard rushed to the door dressed as the Flash as a knock came and he opened it. "Make way for the fastest man alive." Howard shouted as he jumped in front of the door dressed as The Flash before he saw Leonard dressed that way too.

"Oh no." Both of them groaned.

"Oh no." Sheldon stated making them turn and see him dressed as the Flash as well.

"Here comes the Fastest Man Alive!" Raj exclaimed before he came up the stairs in the Flash Costume too.

"See! This is why I wanted to have a costume conference." Sheldon groaned as he came over.

"Okay, we'll all change so no one can be the Flash, that's most fair to everyone." Leonard stated making them all nod, "I call Frodo!" He shouted before taking off for his room.

"Drat/Darn/Dammit." Sheldon, Raj, and Howard all groaned before they left to go change again.

A little bit later had them coming back with Leonard adjusting his fake ears while Howard was dressed up as Robin Hood, though with the color scheme he chose it was closer to Peter Pan.

"Hey, sorry I'm late, my hammer got stuck in the bus doors." Raj commented as he came in dressed as Thor.

"You chose Thor?" Leonard asked and Raj made a face.

"What? The Indian can't be the Norse God of Thunder? Oh, Raj is Indian he has to dress as an Indian God!" Raj ranted making Leonard roll his eyes.

"That's just racist. I mean look at Howard! He is neither a boy, can't fly, he's not English, and doesn't have a fairy friend, but he's clearly dressed as Peter Pan." Raj stated as Howard looked at him.

"Uh, excuse me, I have a bow, quiver, and arrows and not a dagger. I'm Robin Hood." Howard commented making Raj look at him.

"Really? Because I saw Peter Pan and you are dressed exactly like Cathy Rigby. She was a little bigger than you, but it's basically the same look, man." Raj commented as Howard just shook his head at him as Sheldon came out. "And see, Sheldon is neither sound nor light, but he's obviously the Doppler Effect." Raj commented as Sheldon smiled.

"See! I told you people would get it." Sheldon commented to Leonard, who merely shook his head.

A knock on the door then came before Naruto entered, "Hey guys, looking good." Naruto stated as he was dressed in a metal X chest piece with a red cross on it, gold bracers with red jewels, a brown loincloth with a gold metal band holding it to his waist, brown leather furred boots, and he was holding a unique silver sword. He also had his hair down and framing his head rather than spiked up like it usually was.

"Holy shit, that is the best He-Man costume I've ever seen." Howard commented as he stared in awe, and in a bit jealousy as Naruto's muscles were on full display.

"Yeah dude, don't take this the wrong way, but you are much better looking than He-Man ever was." Raj commented wanting to be clear he wasn't fawning over Naruto.

"Thanks. So, let's see, we have Thor, god of thunder. We have Robin Hood, though if you ditch the bow and arrows you can be Peter Pan. We have Frodo of Bag End. And we have the Doppler Effect, though you could pass as a hypno spiral as well." Naruto commented as he held his Power Sword replica in front of him, pointed at the floor.

"Can I see that?" Howard asked looking at the sword and Naruto shrugged before holding the handle out and Howard grabbed ahold of it.

However, as soon as Naruto let go, Howard screamed as he couldn't hold the sword up making Naruto have to catch him and grab the sword. "Dude, that thing ways a fucking ton!" Howard commented as he rubbed his arms since they were pulled from the weight.

"It's only 20 pounds. I had a lighter one but it's at a friend of mine's shop getting maintenance." Naruto commented as he lifted the sword easily and propped it on his shoulder without discomfort.

"You have two?" Raj asked curiously and Naruto nodded.

"Yup, one for decoration and one that's usable if I ever feel like just cutting a bunch of shit while swinging a sword around. The other is a good 14-15 pounds lighter and more wieldable under normal circumstances." Naruto commented as he stood there.

"Cool." Raj commented as they chatted for a bit before heading over to Penny's when they heard music and people talking.

Of course, once they stepped out, a lot of people looked at Naruto with the girls all blushing and ogling him lustfully.

"Hey guys, you look great." Penny came over making Raj, Howard, and Leonard stare at her in shock and lust.

Why?

Because she was dressed as a cat... except her lower half was in a thin panty that barely covered her pussy and had a tail attached just above her ass with barely being more than string being under it and leaving her ass on display while her breasts were struggling to be contained in the barely there bikini top she was wearing that just cover her nipples. She also had some heeled fur boots and fingerless gloves on while wearing a choker with a little bell on it and cat ears on her head, all of which were black furred.

All in all, she looked like a cat themed stripper than a straight up cat.

"Wow, Naruto, looking really good." Penny purred as she came up and stroked his chest, letting the guys see her butt entirely as the panty was laced between her cheeks.

"And you're just the sexiest kitten I've ever seen." Naruto replied back making her smirk.

"Meow." She stated before licking his cheek a few times, liking that she was teasing the guys and making the girls jealous of her at the same time.

"Uh oh, muscle head at 3 o'clock." Sheldon commented making them look and see a large guy dressed as Tarzan coming up making Penny sigh.

"Friend of yours?" Naruto asked and Penny groaned.

"My ex, Kurt, he's a real jerk. We met up the other day and he swore he had changed and was different, I didn't believe him but then a friend was stupid and mentioned the party and now he's here." Penny groaned before she eeped as Naruto grabbed her ass and leaned into her ear.

"Ignore him and don't let him ruin your fun, if he gets out of line, I'll handle him." Naruto stated before letting her go and patting her butt making her smile as she wiggled against him and went into her apartment to say hi to a friend of hers.

Kurt, of course, followed upon seeing Penny and was grinning lecherously at her.

"I hate that guy; he acts all tough but he and I are on the same playing field." Leonard commented making Sheldon snort.

"Yes, but you're much closer to it than he is and Naruto is still ranked far higher than both of you." Sheldon commented making Naruto snort as he began socializing while the guys attempted to at least socialize.

Naturally, Naruto was the center of attention for the women since most at least semi-knew Penny and therefore knew that Kurt was an asshole and not worth their time.

"I'm the Doppler Effect." Sheldon said to one woman dressed as a butterfly, who was talking to him.

"If that's some learning disability, that is highly offensive." She scoffed before walking off before she came to Naruto and smiled flirtatiously.

"Save it, you were just rude to my friend there without giving him a chance to explain what his costume was. Keep walking." Naruto commented as he drank a beer making her open her mouth before he looked at her, "Did I stutter?" He asked making her huff and walk off as he shook his head before a girl draped herself on him.

"How drunk am I?" She asked and he smiled before moving over to Raj.

"I don't know, but my friend, Raj, here would love to hear all about it along with anything else you want to talk about, he's a very good listener and cares about all women's feelings." Naruto commented as he passed her off to Raj, who looked shocked before she promptly pulled him with her and began licking and kissing his neck.

"Come on then honey, I'll talk your ear off for a bit and then you're getting lucky." She stated surprising Raj as he turned to Naruto, who gave him a thumb's up while Raj grinned and mouthed out a thank you.

Naruto merely nodded before a woman dressed as a sexy nurse came up, "Hey honey, what's the champion of Grayskull doing here all by himself?" She asked making him look before he raised his eyebrows.

Said woman was platinum blonde with said hair tied in a ponytail with some bangs covering the right of her blue eyes. Her top was also showing a lot of cleavage, which wasn't hard as her breasts were easily a DDD, while her skirt was just covering her ass. She had pink stockings, white heels, and a garter sticking out from under her skirt as she smiled with her purple painted lips.

"Ino!" Naruto laughed as he hugged her and spun her around making her laugh as she hugged him back, while some of the guys were staring since they got a clear up skirt shot as she was spun. "It's been too long." He stated and she nodded before she kissed him and moaned as he had his hands on her hips.

"Ah, that was a nice start to reconnecting." Ino commented lustfully as she licked her lips.

"Hey Naruto, who's this?" Penny asked as she came over and Ino looked her over and liked what she saw.

"Penny, meet Ino, she's a really old and dear friend of mine." Naruto commented and Ino smirked.

"I'm one of his exes, but we left on good terms. Don't worry, I won't get in the way if you're looking to stake your claim, but I may decide to take him for a spin." Ino stated before eyeing Penny up and down intently. "Of course, you're free to join in if you want or maybe I'll just take you for a spin." Ino stated as she licked her lips making Penny blush and widen her eyes.

"Oh! Uh... I well... that is." Penny stammered making Ino giggle.

"You found a cute one, stud." Ino stated before she kissed Naruto again, making sure to use lots of tongue before she broke it and then moved towards Penny sliding her hands up her sides and down to her thighs and ass. "I wasn't joking about you joining the fun, or even just having fun with me. Been a while since I had a hot and cute blonde to play with." She whispered teasingly into Penny's ear, making Penny blush more, "Don't break his heart though, he deserves better than that after all the shit that's happened." Ino then added seriously before she groped Penny's ass and then walked off making Penny frown in confusion.

"That was so fucking hot." Howard muttered as he was nearby and saw the whole thing.

Penny then turned to Naruto and was about to ask something when they heard Leonard, "We're all animals, essentially, though some of us maybe are higher up on the evolutionary chain than others." Leonard stated as he looked at Kurt.

"Are you saying I'm unevolved?" He asked looking at Leonard.

"A Homo Habilis man discovering his opposable thumbs says what?" Leonard asked making him frown.

"What?" He asked making Leonard laugh a bit. "You think you're smart?" He asked and Leonard snorted.

"No. Unlike you, I know I am smart." Leonard stated as Kurt glared.

"You calling me stupid?" Kurt demanded as he clenched his hands.

"Likely. Are misfiring neurons in your hippocampus preventing the conversion from short term to long-term memory?" Leonard asked incredulously.

"You better watch it, shorty." Kurt warned making Naruto put his beer down.

"Or what? You're going to get rough? That is your fall back isn't it, you can't keep up in an intellectual argument, so your resort to physical violence knowing that's the only way you can win." Leonard taunted making him growl before he grabbed Leonard and lifted him in the air.

"Listen here you little nerd!" Kurt growled as everyone was moving away.

"Oi! Roid head, put the guy down." Naruto stated as he stepped up to Kurt, making said muscle head look at him as he held Leonard in the air.

"Or what?" Kurt asked snorting at the pretty boy before him.

"Or I make sure the meals you eat from now on only come through a straw." Naruto stated as he cracked his knuckles making Kurt drop Leonard and face Naruto.

Sheldon wisely moved back, pulling Leonard and Penny with him, knowing Naruto could handle this guy rather easily.

"Oh yeah? Well let's see you do that from the floor." He stated as he swung only for Naruto to catch his fist and then twist his arm as he held his wrist tightly and then moved his thumb onto a spot on his hand making Kurt suddenly scream as he fell to his knees.

"You feel that? That's the Median Nerve, it runs straight from your hand all the way to your spinal column and it comes in 10 levels. This is Level 1. Now apologize to my friend here for being an asshole and to Penny for being a dick of a boyfriend." Naruto stated as he kept the pressure and Kurt grit his teeth and tried to get up before Naruto moved his other hand and pressed making Kurt gasp and scream in more pain, "That was level 2. If I hit level 4, you will literally shit all over yourself." Naruto stated as he gripped Kurt's arm tight.

"Y-you son of a bitch! You think you'll get away with th-AAH!" Kurt screamed as Naruto moved the pressure again.

"That was 3, you want to go for four? Because I'm sure there's a few people here that would love to get pictures of big bad Kurt shitting himself." Naruto stated not phased at all.

Kurt was sobbing at this point from the pain and weakly stuttered out apologies to Leonard and Penny before Naruto nodded and removed his grip on his arm, alleviating the pain. "Good boy, now one more thing."

Naruto stated before he tweaked his arm snapping Kurt's wrist making him scream, "You lose her number and you never come here again, got it? And if you think of going to the cops, I'll have these nice people here vouch that you threw the first punch and started it all" Naruto asked as Kurt whimpered and nodded. "Then get the fuck out of here." Naruto spoke before Kurt got up and ran as Naruto let him go and watched him retreat down the stairs cradling his wrist.

Naruto then grabbed his beer and chugged it down in one gulp. "What the fuck is everyone standing around for? This is a party ain't it!" He called making many cheer and clap for him as the party returned to full swing.

Naruto then moved to the others, "Leonard, respect for standing up to him and standing your ground, but next time make sure you've got back up. Or at least learn the major rule of fighting." Naruto commented making Leonard frown.

"And that is?" He asked curiously and Naruto smirked.

"Ain't no such thing as a fair fight unless there's a referee around. Doesn't matter how big the guy is, you hit him in the dick or take his knee out, he's gonna go down. He picks you up like that, you go for his eyes and throat and then the lower targets." Naruto stated as he patted his shoulder and went to get another beer with Penny following him.

"Okay, you are staying here and fucking me tonight, Mister." Penny ordered as she kissed along his neck and cheek as her panty was now soaked and dripping down her thighs.

Seeing Naruto manhandle Kurt like he was some child was a massive turn on for her.

"That's doable. Though keep in mind the longer this party goes on, the longer you have to wait." Naruto replied making her smirk.

"Don't worry, I'll make it worth the wait, I don't work tomorrow so I'll have plenty of time to ride you and take that dick of yours." Penny commented as she licked his face again.

Although her mind was still on Ino and the fact that she apparently still had a thing for Naruto.

Of course, the fact that there was some shit that happened to him was also a point of concern for her.

She really would need to have that date and use it to learn more about the stud she liked.

"I'm just going to go, thanks for the invite." Leonard stated drawing her attention back to here and now.

"Nah man, stick around, there's plenty of fun to be had now that the asshole is gone." Naruto commented with Penny nodding.

"Really, it's fine." Leonard stated making Naruto shake his head and put his arm around him as he led him away a bit.

"Look bud, I get it, you have a thing for Penny, but here's the deal, you waited too fucking long to make a move. Just live your life and have fun rather than waste it pining for a woman that may or may not ever return your feelings." Naruto commented as Leonard sighed, "Look, just focus on having fun with a different woman tonight, I can't promise Penny and I will work out if things get more serious and then you can try again, but until then, why be miserable and miss out on having a good time?" He added making Leonard shrug.

"Tell you what, I promise you that I can get you lucky with one of these ladies here, just pick one and I'll help you score. If I don't, then I'll hook you up with some friends of mine, all platonic I swear, and we'll see where that goes. Okay?" Naruto asked and Leonard sighed before he nodded and then picked out a girl that was dressed as a succubus.

"Is she really the one you want? Come on man, give me a challenge or tell you what, pick two and I'll do it." Naruto commented as he wanted Leonard to really have a good time and enjoy himself.

"Fine, her and... her." He stated picking the succubus woman and a woman dressed as a sexy angel making Naruto smirk.

"Now you're talking, come on." He said as he dragged him over. "Hello ladies." Naruto commented making the two turn and smile seeing him.

"Hello." They chorused and now that Leonard was closer he saw that they were actually twins making him gulp a bit.

The succubus had small black wings on her back while wearing a thong with a devil tail on the back, tube top, elbow length gloves, and heeled calf boots that were all black latex. She also had a black choker with a flame charm on the front and some small devil horns while wearing blood red lipstick.

All of that combined with her yellowish-green eyes that had mischief in them only heightened things.

The angel was wearing a white corset, thong, thigh high stockings, come fuck me heels, and fingerless opera gloves that hooked around her middle finger. Naturally, she also had white wings on her back and a gold halo over her head and was a bit more demure than her sister as her more goldish eyes were much more subdued/friendly.

All in all, both of these two were fucking hot!

And Naruto was going to try and get him both?!

His first threesome!

With Sisters!

Twins even!

This would make for a huge score in his favor if it happened.

"I was just talking to my rather heroic friend here and he's a bit nervous and shaky after Kurt tried that shit." Naruto commented making them coo and rub his chest.

"Aw, poor thing, still that was rather impressive of you. Standing up to Kurt and insulting him like that." The angel stated with a smile as the succubus nodded.

"Yeah, asshole is always ruining things for people." She huffed and Leonard coughed.

"It was nothing." He said bashfully making Naruto laugh.

"Don't let him sell himself short, ladies. He was standing up to Kurt to protect Penny's honor, asshole treated her like shit and then dared to just show up here and try to take her back. Leonard wasn't having any of that and was protecting Penny both because she's his friend and because she and I started getting closer. Leonard would do anything for his friends no matter the risk, he's a real stand up guy." Naruto praised making them smile as they pulled Leonard to them and began stroking his chest and head.

"Wow, such a gentleman and hero." The angel giggled as she caressed his face.

"Mmm, makes me wonder what you'd do for any woman you were with." The succubus stated with a grin.

"Oh, trust me ladies, he's devoted and loving to whoever snags him, goes above and beyond to make them happy. Plus, he's a certifiable genius and works at the university in the physics department trying to unravel the mysteries of space and the universe. At the same time, he's also a magnificent cello player, he could serenade and sooth your worries easily." Naruto hyped up making Leonard blush at the praise.

"Oh my, a smart cutie who can also play music, how the hell are you single still?" The angel asked in surprise.

"Oh, he's a bit shy, his parents and siblings kind of tore at his confidence so he has a hard time showing off to people." Naruto commented making them aw at him as they hugged him to them, squishing his head between their barely covered breasts making him blush as both ladies were at least a CC cup.

"Well, we'll just have to show you what a good catch you are, won't we?" The succubus stated saucily while looking at her sister, who nodded with a smile.

"Definitely, at the very least we should reward him for standing up to that ogre." The Angel replied as they kept hugging him and stroking his head, back, and chest.

"I leave him to you ladies; he could use some comfort and reward after Kurt tried that shit." He stated making them nod and giggle as they began kissing and rubbing against him.

Leonard could only blush as they ushered him away from the party back to his apartment giggling the whole while and making him put his hands on their not-really covered asses.

Maybe Naruto wasn't so bad after all.

"Wow, look at you using your talents for good instead of yourself." Penny teased as she pressed against him with a smile and licked him again.

"Hey, I can share the wealth when the mood strikes me." Naruto defended himself as he had his hand cupping her ass making her smile more.

"Have you guys seen Koothrappali?" Howard asked as he came over with a sigh.

"Yeah, I sent him off with a girl about 10-15 minutes ago, she said she was gonna talk his ear off before getting lucky." Naruto commented as Howard looked in shock.

"And where's Leonard?" Howard asked incredulously.

"Oh, Naruto hooked him up with a pair of twins for standing up to Kurt and make him feel better, they went to his apartment." Penny commented as Howard looked more shocked.

"Well can you hook me up too?! I'm a horny engineer without anyone to love on!" Howard exclaimed making Naruto scoff.

"Fine, but in exchange you're not to make any lewd comments at Penny for a month." Naruto commented making him nod rapidly. "Okay, come here." Naruto commented as he released Penny and put his arm around Howard's shoulder, "Now, are you ready to learn some finer points to getting women?" Naruto asked and Howard looked at him like he was an idiot.

"Does the sun feel warm?" Howard commented making Naruto snort.

"Okay, well, here's the thing, you're overselling it, you're getting too quick and hot right out of the gate. Plus, you're doing the impressive info wrong, you don't go into deep details, you tell them enough that's true and let them make assumptions and come to conclusions. For instance, don't mention WHAT you put on the International Space Station, just say that you've worked on it and that without your additions, the astronauts would have a much harder time doing their jobs." Naruto explained making Howard nod in understanding.

They not being able to use the bathroom and the fact he helped with disposal so it was less likely to get clogged or backed up meant that it would in fact make the jobs harder, so it wasn't untrue.

"Now, pick any girl here besides Penny, and that bitchy butterfly woman, trust me the sex would NOT make up for her attitude and demeanor." Naruto stated as Howard looked around trying to see if that hot blonde that was around Naruto was still there.

"Any chance I could get two?" Howard asked and Naruto shrugged.

"That depends, do you think your heart could take it? Because they can't go back to your place so you gotta hope they'll go to one of theirs or you get a hotel room for the night." Naruto commented making him hum.

"Okay, we can go for two next time." Howard commented as he looked around before zeroing in on a dark skinned nurse that was showing off her cleavage and her red lace bra.

"We have a winner." Naruto commented as he smirked. "Okay, I'm going to talk to her for a minute, then you come over and interject with wanting to talk about a project for the station. No matter what, do not act desperate." Naruto commented making Howard nod as Naruto went over to the woman and began chatting making her smile and twirl her hair.

"Hey, Naruto, I wanted to ask you about the weight distributions for the attachment to the station." Howard came over when he was supposed to.

"Howard, my friend, I keep telling you, take it easy tonight and live a little. The work will still be there tomorrow." Naruto commented as he put an arm around Howard's shoulders. "Forgive my friend, he's such a dedicated worker that he rarely takes time to have fun and socialize. He's an engineer at CalTech and has actually done work on the International Space Station." Naruto stated to the woman, who widened her eyes in surprise.

"Really? That sounds so interesting, was it important?" She asked and Howard chuckled a bit.

"Well, let's just say the Astronauts would have a much harder time doing their work without my help." Howard stated making her smile more.

"Wow, and are you dressed as Peter Pan? That's so cute." She gushed as she began to bat her eyes at him.

"Yeah, it's a bit personal for him." Naruto commented making both look at him. "You see, his dad left when he was 8 and that Halloween his mom made him a Peter Pan outfit, telling him that he was an amazing boy who could fly and do whatever he wanted just like Peter, a young man without a father who was a hero and protected people from Hook." Naruto explained making her widen her eyes while Howard just looked at him in surprise.

"Oooh, you poor thing, come here." She stated as she pulled Howard to a hug and held him to her breasts while stroking his head. "Such a brave and dedicated guy. I'm sure you're so much more successful than your father ever was." She stated as he wrapped his arms around her and hugged her before she smiled and pulled back before cupping his face.

"I know, how about we get out of here, and Mama will show you a reason to be happy you grew up and a reason to relax at times?" She asked with a grin making Howard nod his head. "Come on then, honey, Mommy will take good care of you." She stated as she pulled Howard behind her.

"Oh my god, thank you!" Howard mouthed back at him making him nod before Penny was there and jumped on his back.

"Well, that's three brainiacs gone, what about Sheldon?" She asked curiously and Naruto smirked.

"Sheldon, social convention requirements met." He called making Sheldon stand up.

"Thank Einstein." He stated before he began leaving only for Naruto to hold his keys out for him.

"Leonard has unexpected company, so you can use your extra room at my place so you don't have to worry about the noise. I'll be staying the night here." Naruto commented making Sheldon nod in understanding.

"Thank you, enjoy your coitus with Penny." He stated before leaving before Penny began nibbling on his ear and licking along his neck before she got off his back and pushed him onto her couch.

"You better be ready to give this kitty plenty of milk." She stated as she kept licking, enjoying the bit of playing at her being an actual cat and Naruto her owner.

She felt a spike of arousal at that thought.

"Sure, after all, I need to punish such a naughty pussy." He commented making her purr against his ear before she straddled and kissed him, fully making out on her couch.

The two ignored anyone watching, counting the cat calls and cheers at seeing it happen, especially when Naruto grabbed her ass.

Ino though was smirking at the scene and quickly snapped a pic on her phone before texting it to a few numbers, [Naruto's found another hottie.] It read as she smirked.

The replies then came in,

[Ooh, another blonde and this one's got some spunk to her to wear that in public to entice him! Me likey.]

[Nice butt and perky tits, wonder what her story is?]

[Hmm, maybe I should plan a visit to my brother sooner than I thought.]

[Wonder if she'll stick with him?]

[Ooh, look at that ass, I can just imagine it jiggling when he slaps it.]

[Not bad, but my hips and ass are better!]

[Definitely not shy about what she wants.]

Ino just giggled at the others before she sent one more message off, [Better make a decision fast, Missy, if she's got enough spunk to say yes to everything then you may lose out on your chance to be his main bitch.] It read and got a nod emoji back.

She then licked her lips before she grabbed a girl there and left, intent on having her own fun and her chosen prey seemed to be pretty eager.

WITH RAJ

"Oh fuck! Yeah baby, play with my titties." The drunk girl, who Raj learned was named Cheryl, cried as she rode Raj and held him to her tits and they were bigger than Penny's. They, rather SHE, talked for over an hour before the heavy make out came and then clothes were flying all over the place.

Raj didn't know what was going on completely but he wasn't going to question it and just enjoy it since Cheryl clearly was.

WITH LEONARD

"Yeah, that's it honey, fuck her pussy good, corrupt her and make her fall from grace." The Succubus girl, who he learned was named Hikari, stated as he fucked her sister, Hibiki, in the doggystyle position on his bed.

The two had quite the dynamic as Hikari was dominant and wild while Hibiki was submissive and playful.

The contrast of the two, especially when they were switching between making out with him and sucking his dick was unreal.

And according to Hikari, they were just getting started.

WITH HOWARD

"That's it baby, suck on Ma Ma's big titties. Oh fuck, yeah that's it, that's my studly man. Yeah, keep fucking that pussy and sucking my tits, I'll give you a nice titjob as a reward later and then you can take my bubble butt for a ride." The nurse moaned and encouraged as she lay on the bed with Howard thrusting away between her legs while sucking and slathering her tits with his saliva as she ran her hands through his hair and on his back, occasionally groping his ass since he was a bit shorter than her.

Howard was in heaven, at least to him, as he kept fucking this hot woman that was, realistically, out of his league.

She had been pampering and spoiling him like crazy with her tits, her hands, her mouth, and now her pussy.

And now she was mentioning he could take her ass too!

This was definitely the greatest Halloween of his life!

All three guys had one shared thought, even if it was unknown that they did.

"NARUTO FUCKING RULES!" They all exclaimed in their heads while focusing on the sex they were having.

WITH SHELDON

Sheldon was in his second bed trying to sleep after watching a marathon of Doctor Who that Naruto had set up for him and holding onto the 'Greatest Abstract Science Themed Costume' trophy that Naruto left in the room for him when his eyes snapped open and he sat up, "I sense a disturbance. Like three puny minded people finally realized something that was extremely obvious." He commented as he stared at the wall for a minute before shrugging. "Ah well, not my problem." He added as he laid back down to sleep, still hugging his trophy.

The whole while, Naruto was making out with Penny, groping Penny, and humping Penny until the guests all left.

Then he was fucking Penny, getting sucked off by Penny, and eating out Penny.

Didn't matter if it was on the couch, the floor, the counter, the table, against the wall, on her bed, in the shower, or on her stuffed animal collection.

This was decidedly the best Halloween that all five of them had ever had.

And it was all thanks to Naruto, who had had some wild Halloweens before so this wasn't quite the best he'd experienced.

A fivesome he had at his buddy Charlie's during one wild Halloween was still holding strong in his top three, but this wasn't that bad all things considered.

DONE!

Hope you all enjoyed it! Happy Halloween!