Hey everyone and welcome back, time for more chaos of Naruto hanging with the Big Bang crew.
This is episode 7 of season one: The Dumpling Paradox.
And no, people, Naruto isn't going to stop sleeping with other women just because he and Penny are sleeping together. That can change when they're full-fledged dating, but if they're just fucking he's not going to focus on her and no one else.
I think that's it so let's get this show on the road.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Big Bang Theory, or anything associated nor anything else that may be added to this fic later on.
"Speech"
"Thoughts"
[Radio, TV, or altered voice]
[Book, Computer, Letter, Text Message]
*see bottom for note
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CHAPTER 5: FRIENDS
SHELDON'S APARTMENT
Naruto was in Sheldon's apartment setting up food and drinks while ensuring the seats had a good angle of the tv for video game night.
"Watch this. It's really cool. Call Leonard Hofstadter." Howard said as he held his new phone for Raj and Leonard to see.
A chime quickly came from his phone, "Did you say, 'Call Helen Boxleitner'?" A female automated voice asked making Howard sigh.
"No. Call Leonard Hofstadter." Howard repeated as Naruto snorted from his seat with a beer in hand.
"Did you say, 'Call Temple Beth Sader'?" The phone asked after another chime making Howard groan.
"No." He stated not understanding what the problem was.
"Here, here, here. Let me try." Leonard commented as he took the phone. "Call McFlono McFlooneyloo." Leonard stated while laughing while Howard looked at him in annoyance.
"Calling Rajesh Koothrappali." It stated making them look at it in surprise before Raj's phone started ringing and he pulled it out and saw that it was Howard's phone.
"Oh! That's very impressive... and a little racist." Raj commented as Howard shrugged since he didn't program it.
"If we're all through playing 'mock the flawed technology,' despite the entertaining time it can provide, can we get on with Halo night?" Sheldon asked making the three sigh.
"Sheldon, relax, it's only 8:03." Naruto commented as he sat there. "Besides, we don't work tomorrow and if you sleep through Doctor Who, I'll let you watch it on my tv's dvr." Naruto commented as Sheldon looked at him.
"But that's not the point." Sheldon commented as Naruto looked at him.
"Sheldon, it's the third week of the month." Naruto reminded making Sheldon groan.
"Drat, I forgot." He stated as he sighed and started getting things set up.
"What's the third week of the month mean?" Leonard asked and Naruto took a swig of his beer.
"Every third week of the month, he has to change his routine and schedule and see if anything feels better than it was." Naruto commented simply as Sheldon finished getting the Xbox and tv set up.
"Really?" Leonard asked in surprise and Naruto just looked at him a moment.
"No, I made that up on the top of my head to hide what it actually means." Naruto stated in a sarcastic deadpan tone.
Leonard just shook his head and sat down with the others, it had been a week since the Halloween party where the three other guys all got lucky thanks to Naruto's help.
Raj had slept with Cheryl another two times before she had gotten back with an ex of hers but did give Raj a time to remember by and hinted that maybe she'd still pop by his place to say "hi" at times.
Howard had hooked up with the woman a few more times too before he got his foot into his mouth one too many times and she didn't want to see him anymore.
Leonard was still in contact with Hikari and Hibiki and both were eager for some repeated performances with him, both separate and together, but at the moment they were out of state to visit family and wouldn't be back for another week or two.
Still, he had two hot twins that wanted to fuck him separately and together so he wasn't going to complain.
"So how are we going to do this?" Howard asked curiously since there were five of them and the local only supported four players.
"Lowest score swaps out." Naruto commented since it was the most fair. "Losing team's lowest ranked player gets swapped out each time or just lowest score in general. I'll be the first to swap in." Naruto added making them nod.
"Fair enough, though I'm well aware of your skill not only applying shooters but to other areas, Naruto." Sheldon commented as Naruto shrugged.
"What do you mean?" Raj asked and Sheldon motioned to Naruto.
"He, on a routine basis, took money from several people and earned dates, kisses, and other things from girls with his skill at the arcade games where he constantly had the high scores." Sheldon commented since many a jock or thug or whatever would brag about how good they were at one of the games only for Naruto to trounce them so badly that it was actually kind of sad and pathetic.
"Huh, nice." Raj commented as they set the game up before a knock on the door came.
"Oh, what now?" Sheldon asked in annoyance as it opened to show Penny.
"Hey guys." She greeted as she came in and the others greeted her.
"See a Penny, pick her up, and all day long, you'll have good luck." Howard commented making her look at him with a raised eyebrow.
"That's strike one, Howard, or are you forgetting you still have 24 days before you can make comments like that at me?" Penny asked making him frown before he widened his eyes and facepalmed.
"Right, sorry, force of habit and desire." Howard commented as he had made a deal to not make lewd comments, what he classified as flirting, to Penny for a month.
"Yeah, strike one, two more and you'll have to take that penalty Naruto got you to agree to." Penny commented with a smirk making Howard gulp a bit.
"Right... sorry, won't happen again." Howard commented nervously making Leonard and Raj look confused while Sheldon shook his head in pity for the poor guy.
The last penalty that a guy had to go through made him quite the laughing stock at the school and town.
Hell, last time he visited Texas, people were STILL talking about it and laughing about it.
"Don't ask." Naruto commented as Raj and Leonard looked at him to ask.
"Hey honey." Penny commented as she came up and kissed Naruto before she pulled back with a smile.
The two still hadn't had their date yet, bit of cold feet on Penny's part and eagerness to work out the desire to fuck Naruto's brains out after he dealt with Kurt.
There were also conflicting schedules and the like to handle since Naruto did have some other girls to hook up with so it wasn't totally her fault.
"So what's up?" He asked and she sighed.
"I just want to hide out here for a while." She commented making him cock an eyebrow. "There's this girl I know from back in Nebraska, Christy. Anyway, she called me up and she's like 'Hey, how's California?' and I'm, like, 'Awesome', cause you know, it's not Nebraska. And the next thing I know, she's invited herself out here to stay with me!" She explained making Naruto nod.
"8:10." Sheldon commented sadly.
"Anyway, she got here today and she's been in my apartment yakkety yakking about every guy she slept with in Omaha, which is basically EVERY guy in Omaha besides my dad and uncles, and washing the SLUTTIEST collection of underwear you have ever seen in my bathroom sink." Penny continued as Howard looked at her hopefully.
"Mmmmm." Howard groaned as he was biting his lips and hand to keep from commenting.
"He wants you to describe the underwear and make her washing them more erotic." Naruto explained making her sigh and roll her eyes.
"If you dislike this Christy girl so much, why are you letting her stay?" Leonard asked in confusion.
"Well, she was engaged to my cousin while she was fucking my brother and at the same time having an affair with my aunt, so she's kind of family at this point." Penny explained with a sigh.
"Yes, the folksy tale of the Whore of Omaha is so much more of an entertaining story than Halo's and getting to kill aliens and participate in simulated combat while hearing such story." Sheldon groaned as he sat back.
"Now Sheldon, be nice. I don't think she's a whore." Leonard commented and Penny snorted.
"No, yeah, she's definitely a whore. I mean she has absolutely no standards, at all. This one time she was at... Oh fuck." Penyn started before groaning as she saw that Howard was gone.
"Bonjour, mademoiselle. I understand you're new in town." Howard's voice came from across the hall before some giggling was heard and then the door closed and some music came on.
They all just stared for a minute. "So, I guess tomorrow we can go shopping for you to get a new bed set?" Naruto commented making her sigh in annoyance.
"Thanks." She commented before they went back inside Sheldon and Leonard's apartment.
"They may not be having sex." Leonard commented making them, even Sheldon, look at him incredulity.
"Either they're having sex or Howard's caught in a milking machine." Penny commented with a shake of her head.
"Well tonight you can stay at my place if you want." Naruto commented making her smile before he leaned into her ear, "Then maybe I'll get stuck in YOUR milking machine." He whispered making her blush a bit.
"Can we please play now?" Sheldon asked sadly.
"Sure, Penny can sub in for Howard." Naruto commented making Penny shrug.
"But she's never played before." Sheldon objected and Naruto shrugged.
"So? It just means she'll be cycled out first and can learn as she goes until she's not getting lowest score." Naruto retorted making Sheldon frown before he nodded.
"Fair enough." He relented before it was decided that Leonard would pair with Penny for the first round.
However, what the guys, not counting Naruto, were unprepared for was that Penny was VERY good at the game and was racking up kill after kill quickly.
Naruto merely smirked and kept drinking his beer since he already guessed that a tomboy like her was going to be good at this since it involved shooting and moving quickly while trouncing people.
Eventually the round ended and Raj was forced to tag out as he was one less kill than Sheldon.
So while the next round started, Raj went ahead and made himself a sandwich.
"Okay, Naruto, let's show these two how to really play the game." Sheldon stated eagerly as Naruto picked up the controller.
"Come on, Sheldon, do you honestly expect it to make that much of a-" Penny started before a BANG was heard on the tv and Penny saw that she was dead before another bang and then a THWAP was heard and Leonard was killed.
"That's two, better catch up if you want to win." Naruto commented with a smirk as Penny narrowed her eyes at him and turned back to the game.
"We got him, Leonard, throw a grenade in." Penny shouted as she was keeping Sheldon from moving from his position.
"On it." Leonard replied only for Naruto to laugh.
"BONZAI!" Naruto shouted as he rode his Mongoose off a ledge and got off of it before throwing a Plasma Grenade at it. "Special delivery." He called.
Leonard then shouted in surprise as the Mongoose slammed into him and kill him as it kept going and Penny dodged it only for the grenade to go off and kill her.
"Fuck!" Penny exclaimed as she and Leonard lost and Leonard had to tag out as he was much lower in kills than Penny was.
Raj tagged in and they fought again with Sheldon and Naruto winning again, though the margin was slightly smaller.
Eventually it became clear that this was a battle between Penny and Naruto with their partners just being there for kill points and to shorten the game.
Naruto then went back and changed the teams to be random so they'd not know who was with who.
It evened out a bit more then, with Penny winning at times because she'd kill Leonard and Sheldon since they occasionally got a free for all fight.
Of course, Leonard and Sheldon did NOT like it when Penny and Naruto were teamed together against them and got absolutely destroyed in the process.
However, all good things come to an end and it was getting late.
"Well, I think it's time to call it a night." Naruto stated after they finished their 50th game and saw that it was almost 1 am.
"Yeah, sounds good." Penny stated as she stood and smiled at the others. "That was actually fun guys, thanks for letting me play." She stated as they waved at her and Naruto as they left.
"She's scary good and so is Naruto." Leonard commented making them nod.
"You guys mind if I crash on the couch?" Raj asked and the two shrugged since it wouldn't be the first time.
With Penny and Naruto, they had gone up to his apartment and headed for the bedroom, Penny stripping entirely along with Naruto.
"You know, we could hit up a couple Halo tournaments in the future." Naruto offered as she was cuddling close to him, deciding to sleep now and fuck each other senseless tomorrow.
"Eh, we could do other things though." Penny commented not to sure on doing that.
"There's cash prizes along with other things too. Lowest I've seen was $500 and the biggest that wasn't a world championship was $10,000. And I wouldn't need it really." Naruto commented making her blink a few times.
"Well, it was fun and we do make a good team." Penny commented since that changed things entirely.
Naruto just chuckled at Penny willing to do a lot of things for money and just pulled her close while cupping her ass as she snuggled into his chest and they went to sleep.
The next morning had Naruto groaning a bit as Penny had woken him up with a blowjob and was swishing her ass in the air as she sucked and bobbed her head on his dick occasionally breaking from that to suck and lick his balls while stroking his dick.
The fact that, when she knew he was awake, had greeted him with a "Morning daddy!" Only served to spur both of them on while her cheerful/perky tone only served to make it better.
Her other hand was fingering herself in both of her lower holes while her ass swayed in the air while Naruto just stroked her head and ran his fingers through her hair making her hum in enjoyment.
It didn't take long for him to grunt and release into her mouth and throat making her moan lewdly as she eagerly drank it and sucked on his dick to pull the rest out before she released his dick with a POP.
"Mmm, thank you for the milk, daddy." She commented as she kissed his dick lovingly before they got up and Naruto made them breakfast and Penny saw that it was only 7:30. "Wow, I'm never up this early, least of all on a Saturday." She commented and Naruto chuckled before he gave her the food and she smiled and began eating.
However, she screamed in surprise as she suddenly felt fingers and a tongue probing her pussy and saw that Naruto had gotten under the table and was now eating her out while fingering her making her moan and squeal as she gripped the table and tried to eat the food, but it was so hard with how skilled Naruto was.
Eventually she moaned loudly as she came and Naruto kept eating her out pushing her to two more orgasms before he pulled back making her pant and gasp as she slumped in the chair.
Naruto just chuckled and kissed her cheek while licking it, "Now, we're even." He commented as he went to the stove and got his food before sitting across from her to eat as she smiled and began rubbing her foot against his crotch.
"You're really horny, aren't you?" He asked and she smirked and shrugged.
"I didn't get fucked silly last night. Plus, I can't be blamed if I enjoy your talents in sex." Penny defended since Naruto was very good at sex.
Naruto just shook his head before they got dressed and headed down before seeing Howard there in a pink robe and wet hair while Leonard and Sheldon were dressed to leave. "Is that my robe?" Penny asked in annoyance.
"Yeah, it's really comfy, where did you get it?" Howard stated as he patted it.
"Ugh, just keep it." Penny groaned and Howard shrugged.
"Okay, also where did you get your loofa? Yours just seemed to reach places that mine can't." Howard asked as Penny just looked at him.
"You used my loofa?" She sighed and Howard shrugged.
"WE used your loofa; I exfoliated her brains out." Howard answered with a laugh.
"Just keep that too." She replied in disgust.
"Oh, well if you feel that way, we may have to have a talk about your stuffed animal collection." He stated idly as Penny looked at him in horror.
"Wait WHAT?!" She shouted and before Howard could answer, Christy came out.
She was a tanned blonde with CC cup breasts and a bubble butt and she smiled at Howard, "There's my Little Engine that Could." She stated seductively as Howard grinned.
"Chugga-chugga-chugga." He stated in turn making Sheldon shake his head.
"And that's one beloved children's book I'll never be able to read again." Sheldon said sadly as Naruto patted his shoulder.
Christy then came up and kissed Howard as he wrapped his arms around her before she turned to look at the others, her eyes widening and staring at Naruto as she licked her lips as her nipples hardened through her green tank top showing she wasn't wearing a bra, though with the short shorts she was wearing it wasn't likely she was wearing panties either beyond one of the very small variety.
"So, Christy, any idea how long you're going to be here?" Penny asked in annoyance.
"Oh, I don't know, I mean I'd hate to lose out on my little stud muffin." Christy stated as she kept looking at Naruto with desire.
"Well, it's just I don't know how long I can put you up for and I don't make enough to support you and myself right now." Penny replied making Howard smile.
"Hey, how about you come stay with me?" Howard offered in excitement.
"Really?" Christy asked and Howard nodded.
"Sure, why not?" He asked excitedly.
"The fact that you live with your mother." Leonard commented.
"I do not!" Howard commented loudly with a laugh. "My mother lives with me." He added quickly and Naruto snorted.
"Uh huh, that's why her name is on the deed, the bills, the mortgage, and all the other important stuff for the house." He idly added making Howard turn and glare at him and Naruto held up a finger, telling Howard that this was payback for the strike he received yesterday.
"Anyway, what do you say? Do you wanna move this to Casa Wolowitz?" Howard asked and Christy looked at him in confusion.
"What is that? Some Mexican Deli?" She asked and Howard laughed.
"I'm sorry, I should have mentioned this earlier. My last name is Wolowitz." He informed her making her eyes widen in understanding.
"Oh! That's so cool! You're my first Jew!" Christy stated making everyone just look at each other in confusion on how to react. "But yeah, that sounds great, just let me go get my stuff and then I can thank you properly." She stated sensually making Howard grin as she went back into the apartment.
"When they perfect cloning, I'm going to order 20 of those." Howard stated excitedly.
"Howard, look this is NOT a good idea." Penny tried to reason and Howard chuckled.
"Are you kidding? She took her top off and I nearly cried in joy." Howard stated making him lose some points with her and Naruto.
"Look, I know her, Howard, okay? She'll have sex with anyone as long as they keep buying her stuff." Penny tried to warn him.
"Really?" Howard asked sounding a bit sad.
"Yes." Penny stated and Howard nodded.
"YAY!" He said forcefully making them sigh and shake their heads before Christy came back out.
"All set." She stated happily.
"Great, just let me get some pants on and we can head out." Howard commented as he went inside the apartment to get dressed.
"Yeah, you have fun with that, Penny and I have some shopping to do." Naruto stated as he put his arm around Penny and the two walked off.
"Huh, Penny didn't mention she had a new boyfriend." Christy stated offhandedly.
"Oh, they're not. They just have coitus on and off again. They've agreed to go on a date soon, but haven't actually been on said date." Sheldon commented making her blink at him and he sighed. "They have sex but haven't gone on dates despite planning to." He simplified making her nod.
"Oh, does he live in the building? I mean, they were here and it looked like they were leaving and Penny didn't come into her place." She asked and explained and Sheldon nodded.
"Yes, he lives two floors up. He renovated some of the apartments there to give himself a large loft/mega apartment that he paid for since he's got money to burn." Sheldon commented idly before he turned and locked his apartment door.
"Huh, interesting." Christy stated as she waited for Howard before Leonard and Sheldon left.
LATER
Penny smiled as she and Naruto climbed the stairs, both carrying some bags that had her new bed set, some food for both their places, some toiletries for her to have in Naruto's apartment, and some... outfits that she got to wear for Naruto.
"That was fun." Penny commented as Naruto shrugged.
"Eh, it was all right, you modeling those clothes was the fun part." Naruto commented making her smirk since some of those outfits weren't really... public safe.
"Well, keep being such a gentlemanly stud and you may get even more." She teased before she entered her apartment and put the bags down before she and Naruto separated their things before Naruto handed her some gloves and a large bag making her sigh as she started bagging up her stuffed animals to take them and get them cleaned thoroughly.
"So, did you notice how Christy kept checking me out?" Naruto asked and she sighed and nodded.
"Yes, though I can't be surprised. You're hot, it would be weird if women didn't check you out." Penny commented and Naruto chuckled.
"Same with you since I've seen that little black dress you've got." He teased making her smirk.
"What can I say, that dress has paid for itself in free drinks." She replied making him laugh, "Why did you ask?" She asked curiously, "You don't want to sleep with her, do you?" She asked and he snorted.
"To be fair, I always want to have sex. In this case, I was thinking more about maybe using that to our advantage and you can get some payback on her." Naruto offered making her blink.
"I'm listening." She stated and he smirked and told her his plan making her widen her eyes. "Oh... oh… I... Oof. That sounds good but also terrible." She stated and Naruto smirked.
"Yeah, but she has really annoyed and messed with you despite being your friend, may as well get some payback on it." Naruto countered making her pause as she considered it.
"What about Howard?" She asked and Naruto shrugged.
"Mrs. Wolowitz isn't going to tolerate her for very long. Howard will then be forced to choose and just back out meaning that Christy would need your help until she can go home and thus would have to depend on you being a good friend to her." Naruto explained making Penny hum and bite her lip as she was considering this.
"Okay, let's do it." Penny stated with a smile forming and Naruto grinned.
"Good, we'll just have to get a few things set up and then the fun can begin." Naruto stated and Penny smirked and sauntered up to him.
"You know, we still need to have that date." Penny commented as she traced her finger on his chest.
"Too true. We still have a few days before Christy will need your help, want to have it in that time?" Naruto asked and Penny smiled and nodded.
"Sure, though, how sexy should I dress up?" She purred while pressing her chest out towards him a bit.
"Hmm... it is a first date so we want to make an impression, but I've also seen you naked as well and so not sure how sexy you could go without looking like a total slut... I'd say enough to make people stare but not to make people look offended, disgusted, or judgy about it." Naruto replied making her smirk.
"I can do that." She replied and Naruto snorted.
"I've little doubt. And who knows, maybe for the next date, I'll cook for you." Naruto responded making her blink.
"Wait, you can cook cook?! As in more than just eggs and breakfast?!" She asked in shock and Naruto nodded. "How. the fuck. are you. still. single?!" She asked slowly and in shock.
"Eh, it's a bit complicated. moving around, different life goals and plans, and some other shit just kind of made that difficult." Naruto replied making her look at him.
"Still! You're a beast in the sack, you can cook, you're hot, you're sweet, kind, loving, friendly, funny, know how to have a good time, aren't pushy, not a jackass, smart, and a list of other things! How the fuck is some woman not just saying fuck it and snatching you up to keep?!" Penny listed in exasperation.
"Like I said, some other shit at times made it hard." Naruto answered vaguely making her look at him. "Hey, you want answers, you gotta hang around and get closer to me, just because we fuck doesn't mean we've gotten close." He stated making her nod since that was fair.
She had fucked guys when she didn't even know their names.
Her and Naruto fucking didn't mean she was close to him, they just got along and were closer than a some of the other guys she had fucked before.
"Anyway, I gotta take my stuff up. I'll talk to you later about when we can go on that date." Naruto spoke, breaking Penny from her thoughts, as he grabbed his bags and headed out as she stood there with a frown.
She just couldn't get her head wrapped around what could make a girl not want to stake her claim to Naruto, especially since it was clear that Ino, from the one time she met her, was still VERY interested in Naruto and cared about him.
She idly wondered if maybe the girls had done something and made him break up with them, but he seemed so friendly with Ino that it seemed unlikely with her at least.
She knew Naruto had a lot of stamina for sex, maybe the girls couldn't handle him? OR maybe he got a bit better at controlling himself as he got older?
He was fucking her, the girl at work, and that other girl at nearly the same time so maybe...
Of course, there was also that girl Alexis that he was talking to and she had no idea who that is or why she seemed so close to him for not being related to him but also not his girlfriend apparently.
Ugh, why did this have to be so confusing!
She broke from her thoughts as she saw Leonard leaving his apartment slightly dressed up, "Where you off to huh?" Penny asked curiously and Leonard froze and seemed to be... embarrassed?
"Oh, uh, hi Penny. I, uh. I have a date." Leonard stated nervously and Penny raised an eyebrow.
"Oh? Anyone I know?" She asked and Leonard shrugged a bit.
"Uh, do you remember those twins that Naruto hooked me up with at the Halloween party?" Leonard asked and Penny nodded.
"Yeah, so which one do you have a date with?" Penny asked and Leonard looked away while scratching his cheek making her widen her eyes, "What?! You're going on a date with both of them?! Do they know that?!" Penny asked in shock and Leonard blushed a bit.
"Yeah, it was their idea, we're having the date at the same time, together." Leonard informed, feeling completely out of his depth and wondering if he was in some lengthy dream that he couldn't wake up from since he NEVER suspected or ever believed he'd have a threesome with twins and then they'd want to take him out on a date together.
"That's... I... you... wow." Penny stated trying to wrap her head around that.
She herself didn't think she could really share if she was dating someone, right now Naruto was more of a fuck buddy than her boyfriend so she couldn't exactly get pissed at him sleeping with other women when he wasn't with her, but still...
She guessed some of the disbelief was that Leonard was able to score that opportunity.
"Yeah, look, just do me a favor and don't mention it just yet." Leonard asked and Penny blinked.
"Uh.. yeah, sure, okay." Penny replied and Leonard nodded.
"Thanks, I just don't want Howard making comments and making things awkward and-" Leonard started before Penny raised her hand.
"Say no more, I won't say a word." Penny cut him off since she didn't want to hear what Howard would say about that and could only imagine how it would be for Leonard.
"Thanks, I'll see you later." Leonard said before heading down the stairs while Penny went back to her apartment.
With Naruto, he had just finished putting his groceries away when his phone rang, "Hello?" He answered casually as he considered where to take Penny on the date.
"Hey stud." Summer greeted on the other end.
"Hey Summer, what's up?" He asked as he got a beer and sat down on his couch.
"Well, Miss Snow, Miss Hartley, and Miss Hicks are still very eager to meet you and finally told me to either get a meeting set up or give them your number so they can set up a meeting." Summer informed making Naruto hum.
"I see, well I have a date tonight with a friend, but I should be able to have a meeting sometime this week." Naruto informed making Summer squeal in delight.
"Great! Let me know when and where as soon as you can!" Summer stated excitedly, both because it meant that she could possibly see Naruto more and because bringing him into the company or at least getting her bosses interested would mean a paycheck for her!
Double Score!
"All right, all right, calm down. I'd say keep your panties on, but knowing you at this point you're probably not wearing any." Naruto commented making her giggle.
"Nope, I'm not wearing ANYTHING at the moment. I'm being so naughty; will you punish me baby? Make me scream and apologize for being a naughty girl? I could call you daddy if you wanted." Summer teased and Naruto rolled his eyes.
"I think the best way to punish you would be to not do anything to you, just leave you hanging and wanting without getting my dick or attention at all." Naruto replied and could practically hear her pouting on the other end.
"Why you gotta be so mean?!" She whined a bit and Naruto chuckled.
"Tease and get teased, honey, that's how this works." Naruto replied making her grumble. "Anyway, yes, I'll send you the details later, just let them know at the moment I can only confirm that it will be this week." Naruto continued as he took a swig of his beer.
"Right, got it. When can we meet again though?" She asked a bit eagerly.
"I don't know, I'll see what I have going on later. And yes, I do remember you still need to come see the apartment." Naruto answered and she sighed.
"Okay, I'll talk to you later then." Summer stated before Naruto said goodbye and they hung up.
"Girl problems babe?" A voice asked making Naruto look and see Ino there wearing one of his shirts and nothing else.
"None more than usual." Naruto commented making her smirk as she came over and sat beside him on the couch while leaning on him before she kissed him lightly.
"So, date with Penny tonight?" She asked and Naruto nodded, "First one, right?" She asked and he nodded again. "How long are you gonna wait to tell her? I'm not saying tell her tonight, but usually you start planning when and how to tell a girl when initiating the dating aspect." She continued and Naruto sighed.
"Not sure yet, hoping that it can be eased into or talked about later. I just want to enjoy myself for a while before that talk happens." Naruto sighed and Ino stoked his hair.
"If it's any consolation, Missy told me she's been really considering going with it." Ino commented making Naruto look at her in shock and she shrugged. "Too many strikeouts after you and her split last and the fact that she's realized she's just not as happy when she's not with you. I think she's just finally decided that being happy and making adjustments is better than trying to be happy and not succeeding." Ino explained making Naruto nod.
"Well, that would certainly make things a bit easier on me, I mean I love you, Missy, and the others from over the years, but I'm also starting to get close to Penny and don't want to just junk that on the chance that Missy will decide to do it." Naruto stated and Ino nodded with a smile before kissing him lightly.
"We love you too, no matter what. And I'm not saying ditch Penny and wait for Missy to decide. I was just helping my friend by letting you know that she's at least considering it and she may come see you or reach out to you about it soon enough." Ino explained making Naruto nod before Ino straddled him and pulled his shirt off showing her DD cup breasts, slim body that had some muscle to it, and her perky bubble butt. "Now, how about I help you blow off some more steam before your date?" She asked sensually as she started grinding on top of his erection.
She then moaned as she grabbed her ass and kissed her making her grind harder on his erection before she reached down and undid his pants before freeing his erection allowing her to grind against it directly.
"You gonna fuck my pussy or my ass?" She asked as she kissed and licked all over his neck and face.
Naruto didn't answer, he just shifted slightly and slammed her down making her squeal in surprise and pleasure as he filled her pussy. "Oh fuck! I so fucking missed this!" Ino moaned as she began bouncing on his dick letting her ass clap against his thighs while she kissed him heatedly and ground her tits against his chest.
She could never get tired of fucking her stud and she'd always be around to help him either de-stress or anything he needed.
LATER
Naruto knocked on Penny's door wearing a button up shirt, jeans, and boots as he adjusted the cuffs of his shirt after having Ino help him pick the outfit for the date.
He looked up as the door opened and Penny was there in a black strapless dress that showed she wasn't wearing a bra and the skirt hugging her ass and going down barely an inch past it. She then finished it with some black stiletto heels that accentuated her legs and made her butt more pronounced.
"Hello, my dear, are you ready for our evening out?" He asked and she smiled as she closed her door and took his arm.
"I am, handsome, shall we?" She asked and he nodded as they went downstairs before going to a car. "Where's your truck?" She asked in confusion.
"Oh, I have three vehicles. The truck I use for hauling and heavy loads, I've got a van for road trips, and then I have my Mustang here for when I have dates or want to cruise around for a bit or take her to an open strip of road and really let her run. Since I figured you'd be wearing heels, I swapped to something you can get into easily." Naruto explained making her look at him in surprise.
"You know, for how down to earth you are, it's really easy to forget you've got money to burn like that." Penny stated and Naruto shrugged before he opened the door for her and she smiled as she got in.
Naruto then got in on his side, "So what kind of car is this?" She asked curiously.
"1969 Ford Mustang Mach 1." Naruto revealed making her look in surprise and then she jumped slightly as he started it and the roar of the engine came.
He smirked and then drove before they arrived at the restaurant and were soon seated after Naruto gave the name for the reservation.
Penny smiled as he pulled her chair out for her and she sat before he pushed it in and sat across from her before he ordered some wine when the waiter came over.
"So, shall we begin the interrogation?" Naruto asked good naturedly making her giggle.
"Oh, it's not an interrogation. I'd have tied you to the bed, worn something slutty, and then teased you until you answered me." Penny replied without shame causing Naruto to chuckle in reply. "Well, let's start with the easy stuff, tell me about you." Penny offered making Naruto shrug.
"Only child. Mom's alive and leads a business she started. Dad passed away when I was younger. Got some family scattered about the country, plus some adopted family." Naruto started off making her nod, but she did frown a bit at his dad.
"Sorry to hear that middle part." Penny offered and he nodded his thanks. "How did he pass, if you don't mind me asking?" She asked and he shrugged.
"Fluke accident. We had moved around a lot due to his work and one day he and a man he became friends with decided to do some desert drag racing. They were neck and neck when all of a sudden the other car spun out of control and collided with his and both flew over a dune and tumbled, crashing against each other before coming to a stop. A crack in the fuel line plus some sparking parts of the engine ended things." Naruto revealed sadly making her look at him in horror.
"Oh my god, Naruto, I'm so sorry." She said not even sure how to comprehend that, and from how he described it, he was there to see it.
"Thanks, we stayed in touch with the family and are still semi-close, but mom kept moving us for a bit. We moved to Texas soon after and I met Sheldon. We bonded while my mom got me into any and every extracurricular activity that she could to help me." Naruto continued making her nod.
"Things to do to deal with the loss." Penny commented and Naruto shook his head.
"Not fully. I have hyperactivity, meaning it's very hard for me to be still and not be doing SOMETHING. So, she decided to make me put it to use and got me into various programs, hobbies, electives, activities, and more to advance myself and I continued to do so up into adulthood. I have black belt equivalents in different martial arts. I know how to use a wide range of weapons. I clearly am well educated and experienced in academics. I know how to take apart nearly every car out there and put it all back together correctly. I've read thousands of books. I've several collections both of the nerdy kind and not. I'm certified for at least 20 different jobs and types. I can cook 20 different types of cuisine. I'm a master at chess, checkers, go, Chinese Checkers, and a host of other strategy games. I've got a massive resume which is why CalTech was all too eager to hire me. When my time isn't being used, I find something new to try and work at it until I've mastered it in some way." Naruto explained and listed making her look at him in shock.
"Wow." She stated absently as Naruto shrugged.
"I wasn't trying to brag, part of the problem for me is when I start explaining or listing something, I'll drone on without realizing it and make myself stop once I do." Naruto commented with a sheepish smile.
"It's all right, it's a cute flaw, showing you're not as perfect as you seem, you're just real damn close." She commented making Naruto snort.
"So, anyway, I hung around with Sheldon till I was 18 but then had to leave because a surrogate grandfather and uncle passed away and I had to help my family. Then I spent a few years traveling and doing work while learning some new things. I came back to Texas a couple times and the last time Missy mentioned that Sheldon was living and working here. So I came here. Sheldon was a bit upset with me because he didn't know why I had left, his Meemaw having forgotten to tell him since she lost someone she cared about that same week." Naruto continued making Penny nod and sip at her wine.
"So, what was that article whatever you mentioned to him?" She asked and Naruto smiled a bit.
"A friendship agreement he and I signed. Article 26, subsection O, paragraph 3, clause B stated that either of us was able to break the plans that we had made for college and after college in the event of a death of a family member and the need to be with family and keep things going. Clause A was that if either of us was given the chance to go to the future, an alternate dimension, or a parallel universe and we couldn't bring the other along for whatever reason. Clause C was for if one of us was offered the chance to work at any of the world class science installations scattered across the world and thus would have to be doing that over college." Naruto explained and she nodded.
"Was there a clause D?" She asked curiously and he nodded.
"If one of us was offered the chance to work alongside Stan Lee or appear on Star Trek." Naruto explained making her nod.
"Of course." Penny commented and Naruto just looked at her. "Ok, no idea who Stan Lee is, but I'm guessing he's big with the nerd and geek community." Penny revealed making him chuckle.
"He's basically the godfather of superheroes and their comics. More than half of the Marvel Universe is from his own mind and then a large percentage of the remaining bit is from Jack Kirby." Naruto explained making her nod.
"So yes, he's kind of a king among the nerd, geek, and dork communities." Naruto commented making her smile.
"What exactly is the difference between those?" Penny asked curiously and Naruto smirked.
"Nerds are highly intelligent, but lack social skills. Dorks have social skills, but aren't that smart. Geeks are in between them; they are smarter than dorks and have better social skills than nerds, but they aren't as socially capable as dorks nor as smart as nerds. Kind of like how there's the different types of popular kids in school: The jocks, the preps, the pretty people, and all of that." Naruto explained making her nod.
"Makes sense, even in similar groups, there's clicks set up in them." Penny commented and Naruto nodded. "So, who is Alexis?" She asked curiously and Naruto sighed a bit.
"That's... a bit personal on the first date. I will say she's not related to me, she's important to me, and no, I've never slept with her or had any desire or intention to sleep with her." Naruto commented as he fiddled with his wine glass.
"Fair enough, I guess." Penny replied since this WAS the first date technically. "So, can you tell me about your work, or at least in a way I can understand?" Penny asked and Naruto chuckled.
"Sure, which sounds more interesting: Math, physics, engineering, geology, tech, experimentation, or basic?" Naruto asked simply and Penny frowned. "It's not a big deal, Penny, I can start at the simple things and work my way up to complicated things if you want." Naruto consoled her, making her smile a bit.
"Sorry, it's just hard not to feel stupid when around you guys all day." Penny commented making Naruto chuckle.
"You're not stupid, Penny, you're just smarter in areas that we don't talk about much. For instance, I guarantee you that if you challenge any of the guys to Trivial Pursuit, they will epically fail while you smoke them." Naruto revealed making her raise an eyebrow.
"Seriously?" Penny asked and Naruto nodded at her before pausing.
"Well, Howard may be able to answer questions about women that he finds attractive, but other than that, they'll fail." Naruto revealed making her smile.
"Guess I know what to pick for game night sometime." She said as she sipped her wine.
"Even more fun when you play the strip version." Naruto commented making her cough a bit before she looked at him and he smiled. "If you get a question wrong, you lost an article of clothing. If you answer a wedge question wrong, you lose two. If you're out of clothing while the game is still going, you have to do a service to or for the next player in the lead." Naruto explained making her smirk.
"Well, here I thought trivia couldn't be sexy." Penny commented making Naruto smirk.
"Clearly you've not played some specific types of trivia before. Plus, easy way to get drinks and other things when you ace trivia night at bars and restaurants." Naruto replied and she smirked.
"Well, I may have to drag you to some in the future, save myself some money on drinks and get to flirt with you." Penny commented as her foot was now brushing against his leg slowly and sensually.
"Sure, I've won quite a few radio prizes through trivia. Sheldon could clean house on Jeopardy! if he knew anything about pop culture, music, and other things that weren't academically connected. He never understood how I could be so academically sound and still enjoy just relaxing with frivolous items that didn't add to my intelligence. I just told him that they added to me in other ways." Naruto commented making her look at him curiously while smiling.
"How exactly?" She asked in interest and Naruto smirked.
"Well, for example, Sesame Street taught me the value of education, empathy, and kindness. Bugs Bunny, however, taught me that revenge on my enemies should be quick, clever, and brutal while never taking insults lying down." He answered making her laugh a bit.
"Fair enough." She stated as she got herself under control again.
"Yeah, plus another hobby is learning some facts about things that can be entertaining, especially when you get to see some so called nerds get a flex over people." Naruto commented making her look at him.
"Ok, you've got my interest, tell me one." Penny decided since this was actually a bit fun for a conversation.
"J. R. R. Tolkien, the writer of the Lord of the Rings series, once got a rejection letter from his editor and the reason stated was because the plural of Dwarf, was Dwarfs, not Dwarves according to the Oxford English Dictionary. The same dictionary indicated that Dwarves wasn't even a word that existed." Naruto started making her nod and then Naruto smirked. "Tolkien casually sent a letter back with one sentence. 'I wrote the Oxford English Dictionary, do NOT correct me.' and his book was published within the week." Naruto revealed making Penny burst out laughing along with a few people at the nearby tables that could hear him.
"Oh, that is funny!" Penny stated as she calmed down.
"Yeah, Tolkien was a very unique individual, just like Christopher Lee." Naruto commented and Penny looked at him.
"Oh boy, what now?" She asked in an amused tone.
"Well, Tolkien never intended to write Lord of the Rings, in fact he never once thought of writing a story at all." Naruto revealed surprising her.
"He didn't? Wow, I would have thought with how popular it is that he was actually putting work into it for years." Penny commented and Naruto chuckled.
"No, he was actually fascinated with linguistics, the study of languages. Over time, he made his own language which we now identify as the original Elvish. When he made it, he decided that the language needed a history, so he started writing it and then he decided that the history should have some epic tales attached and thus he wrote the stories of Middle Earth." Naruto revealed making her look at him in shock.
"Wait, you mean to tell me that he wrote what is considered THE fantasy story series and a really popular set of movies because he decided his made up language needed a story attached to it?!" Penny asked and Naruto nodded.
"Yup, he also used his experiences in the British Army during World War 1 as inspiration for quite a bit of it. Using his time in the trenches, fighting, killing, surviving, and traveling with his squad until their time fighting was over." Naruto commented and Penny just looked at him in a bit of awe.
"Well, I'm interested, what else can you tell me?" Penny asked and Naruto smirked.
"How do you feel about petty revenge?" He asked and she raised an eyebrow. "Beethoven was in love with a student of his, she was a mediocre piano player so he started composing a piece that even someone of her poor talent could easily play and impress people with. When he found out she was in love with another man and was engaged, he changed the song into a high class master level piece so she'd never be able to play it properly. The piece was Fur Elise, hence the simple opening to it before it gets impressive." Naruto revealed making Penny widen her eyes before laughing again.
"Wow, and people say women are scary when scorned." Penny commented as she got herself under control again.
"Everyone is capable of being cruel and impressive when they try to get payback, some are just more subtle or impressive when they do it." Naruto commented as he smiled and they continued to chat and talk as they ate before heading home again.
Naturally, that involved going into Penny's apartment and fucking through most of the night before falling asleep.
COUPLE DAYS LATER
Penny opened her door with a sigh while only wearing a robe, only to blink as she saw Christy there, "Hi Penny, Howard's mom is a bitch and I couldn't stand being there any longer." Christy explained as Penny just looked at her.
"So?" She asked as she stood there and Christy looked at her in surprise.
"What?! What do you mean so?!" Christy demanded as Penny stood where with her arms crossed before Naruto came up behind her in just his boxers making Christy ogle him.
"It means, why exactly should she help you? You've been a bitch to her the entire time, fucked a guy in her apartment without permission, showed up uninvited, and then showed up here again expecting Penny to put you up again for no reason other than you want her to. So, why should she help you after all the shit you've pulled since getting here?" Naruto asked as he idly had an arm around Penny and was cupping her breast through her robe.
"B-w-but we're friends!" Christy exclaimed and Naruto cocked an eyebrow.
"Then maybe you should act like my friend! Instead, you treat me like a servant or some service girl for you to use whenever you want to do something!" Penny spoke while giving a glare at Christy.
"Now, hang on a second, Penny, maybe we're being too harsh." Naruto commented making Penny look at him in surprise while Christy looked hopeful.
"WHAT?!" Penny screeched and Naruto smirked before he began whispering in her ear making her frown as she looked at him and then at Chirsty. Penny frowned before sighing, "That depends on how sorry she is." Penny commented as she frowned at Christy.
"Penny, I REALLY am sorry, I'll do anything to prove it." Christy stated and the two looked at each other before letting her in.
However, once she was inside, Christy gasped as Naruto suddenly grabbed her tits and began groping her and it only got more shocking as Penny had a hand down her shorts and was rubbing her pussy.
"W-w-what the fuck?!" Christy shouted in shock and pleasure as Naruto pulled her shirt down and groped her tits directly.
"Well, you said you'd do anything to prove how sorry you were, I think getting to use you as a fuck toy would be a nice way to prove it." Penny commented with a smirk.
She was really surprised she had agreed to this when Naruto had suggested getting some sexual payback on Christy, but she had been getting hotter over it the entire time she thought of it. She was straight, but the idea of Christy getting fucked by her or Naruto while the other got her mouth was really making Penny hot.
Maybe it was just because of Naruto or maybe it was getting to do some payback on Christy for all the shit she had done over the years, Penny didn't know and she didn't care much right now.
"W-w-w-what?!" Christy exclaimed in shock before moaning more as Naruto pinched her nipples and Penny began rubbing her clit.
"You heard me, bitch. You're going to be our fucktoy for the night to show how sorry you are for being such a bitch. Don't worry, you'll enjoy it, especially when Naruto starts fucking this slutty pussy of yours." Penny commented and Christy sputtered at her before her head was turned and Naruto kissed her making her moan into his mouth as he kept playing with her tits while Penny kept aggressively playing with her pussy and had even yanked her shorts and thong down to her ankles.
Penny was rubbing and brushing her pussy and clit vigorously while Naruto was keeping her tits feeling the pleasure.
However, when Penny felt her bucking against her hand more and her moans increased, she pulled back and Naruto stopped groping her making Chirsty whine. "Why did you stop?!" Christy demanded as she panted and felt that she was less than an inch away from cumming.
"I told you, you're our fuck toy for the night, that means you don't get to cum unless we tell you that you can." Penny commented before she began fingering her again making Christy moan louder as Naruto started groping her breasts again.
Of course, Penny stopped again.
And again.
And again.
Until she had stopped Christy from cumming 10 times and she was a panting and shaking as Naruto was keeping from masturbating to cum herself.
"Now, Christy, let's see how well you use your mouth." Penny stated as Christy dropped to her knees and Penny pulled her shoes, shorts, panties, and top off before Naruto sat on the couch and Penny pushed Chirsty's head into his boxers against his erection. "Do a good job, and I'll make it so you can cum finally." Penny ordered and Christy panted before she began licking his dick through his boxers before she grabbed them and pulled them down and gasped at the dick that popped out and smacked against her face.
"Get to it slut, I know you've given a blowjob before." Penny stated with a smirk, finding herself enjoying this a great deal.
Christy didn't waste any time and began licking Naruto's dick before she took him into her mouth and then moaned as Penny began to caress her skin.
Her hands slid over her tits, around her throat, against her pussy, along her legs, and over her butt.
Christy then jumped as she felt Penny's fingers brushing her asshole and pressing against it, "Don't stop sucking, or you'll get a punished instead and you'll be even further from cumming." Penny warned as she began pressing into Christy's ass, feeling some resistance but not as much as she thought.
"Naruto got me into anal, he's really good at it. I can't help but wonder if you've gotten your butt fucked before, Christy." Penny whispered into her ear as she wiggled her finger around inside of Chirsty's anal cavity.
Christy groaned and shook her head while Naruto kept a hand on her head so she couldn't release his dick. "No? Well don't worry, Naruto will help you learn to love it." Penny stated as she suddenly spanked Chirsty making her scream around Naruto's dick, making him groan a bit. "I always thought you had a nice butt, now I get to play with it." Penny commented idly as she spanked her again while still fingering her ass.
Penny smirked as Christy was shivering and shaking as she sucked while Penny slapped her ass and fingered it, and it got even better when she had to stop.
Reason was, Christy was getting closer to orgasming from being spanked and fingered in her ass so Penny had to keep her from doing so.
Christy groaned and whined around Naruto's dick, but didn't stop her sucking and servicing since she did NOT want to know what her punishment would be if getting fingered in her ass, spanked, and being denied cumming WASN'T the punishment.
"How's her mouth and throat, sweetie?" Penny asked as she pinched Christy's nipples making her squeal around Naruto's dick.
"Not bad, I've had better. She's doing this more like a chore than with any enthusiasm." Naruto commented and Christy groaned since she wasn't enthusiastic about this since she didn't like sucking dick.
She could get her pussy eaten a lot, but a guy was just lucky for her to let him have her pussy and shouldn't expect her to use her mouth.
She only sucked dick if the guy was REALLY worth it.
"Really? Are you saying she's being a bad fuck toy and needs to be punished?" Penny asked and Christy shivered before she began working her mouth and throat more, nearly face fucking herself on Naruto's dick as she went.
"Not sure, she's certainly seeming more enthusiastic. We'll have to see how she reacts when I cum." Naruto replied and Christy whined as she kept working her mouth.
"Well, she'll swallow, obviously. That's what a good fucktoy does after all. And Christy wants to be a good fucktoy, doesn't she?" Penny asked and Christy whimpered before nodding as she kept sucking. "That's a good girl, good girls get to cum and you REALLY want to cum, don't you?" Penny asked and Christy nodded much more enthusiastically.
"That's good, because I promise that so long as you behave and are a good fuck toy, you'll get to cum a lot." Naruto smirked down at her while Penny nodded.
"If you think he's not going to be ready to go after you make him cum, you're mistaken. He's got plenty of stamina to fill you and me up a lot." Penny whispered hotly as she licked Christy's neck making her shiver.
Christy then moaned as Penny pinched her nipples again before she gagged and choked as Naruto thrust down her throat before he started cumming making her scream in surprise as she was forced to drink it before she pulled back and gasped for air as she coughed and sputtered.
"Well, I think that was a nice warm up, how about we go to the bedroom?" Penny asked as Naruto nodded.
Penny grabbed Christy and dragged her to the bedroom with Naruto stopping to answer a text from Sheldon asking if he was coming to Halo night, [Sorry, can't play Halo tonight, got something fun going on myself.] Naruto replied before joining the two blondes in the bedroom.
With Sheldon, he frowned and sighed, "It appears Naruto has other plans, likely with Penny no doubt." Sheldon commented as he picked up a controller with the others.
"Well, I can't say I blame him. If Christy and my mom hadn't started their big war, I'd have had other plans with the former too." Howard commented as he loaded the game up and put the teams on random.
"Maybe so, but come on, tell me that you didn't miss the sweet war and death cries along with the simulated smell of plasma as your enemies are scorched and blown to kingdom come?" Raj commented and Howard sighed.
"Okay, maybe a bit." Howard commented before the game started up. "Now suck on hot plasma, bitches!" Howard shouted as the first of many matches started long into the night.
Back over at Penny's, Christy was releasing muffled screams of pleasure as she was currently on the bed while Penny was sitting on her face while Naruto was eating her out and aiming at her clit repeatedly.
"That's it, keep your tongue working and Naruto will keep his working." Penny commented as she was loving this, both dominating the bitch and because it was actually feeling good to make Christy eat her out.
Christy was trying to lick and lap like she had had many guys do for her, even trying to copy what Naruto was doing to her, mostly because of the threat that Penny gave that if she didn't cum, then Christy wasn't.
At this point she was near dying for the chance to cum and Penny would slap her hands if they went to her breasts or tried to get to Naruto's head to hold him there.
The latter being when Penny would signal him to stop eating her and instead would tease her by blowing on it or giving light touches that didn't help a great deal in pushing her to cum.
She was getting nearly delirious and beyond desperate to get her release, hence why she was eating out Penny much more enthusiastically than she actually wanted to.
"Oh fuck, that's it, eat my fucking pussy you slutty bitch! Eat my fucking pussy!" Penny shouted as she groped her own breasts feeling herself getting closer. "Yes! Get that fucking tongue in nice and deep. Eat me, you bitch! Eat my fucking pussy and let me feel your tongue deep inside me!" Penny screamed as she got closer and closer. "Yes! Yes! That's it! Oh fuck yes! Eat me! You're going to make me cum you bitch! Drink all of it, drink my cum like the whore you are!" Penny suddenly screamed as she ground her pussy into Christy's face before she came and began soaking Christy's face.
At the same time, Naruto began to seriously eat Christy out and made her squeal as she finally came, which caused Penny to ride out her orgasm even more and soak Christy's face further.
Naruto then stood as Penny moved off of Christy's face, panting and gasping as she came down from her high, while Christy was gasping for breath as she finally came and was now trying to calm herself.
"Not bad, slut, now get ready to really cum." Penny commented making Christy blink in confusion at her.
Said confusion was replaced with shock and some fear as Naruto's dick slapped her pussy, "W-wait! I need a minute! I just ca-" Christy was cut off as Naruto slammed his dick into her making her squeal loudly as her pussy gushed and squirted on Naruto's dick while her tongue hung out of her mouth.
Penny just smirked and laid on the bed next to her, smiling as Naruto's hand groped her ass.
"Mind numbing, isn't it?" Penny asked with her smirk as she idly groped Christy's breast as she gasped and panted as Naruto began thrusting into her.
"So, slut, here's how it's going to work." Penny stated as she grabbed Christy's face and turned it towards her while Naruto began to jackhammer into her making her squeal more. "Any time you stay with me, you're going to be my fucktoy, got it? That's going to be your rent for whenever you're trying to mooch off of me. If you're a good slut and whore, I'll convince Naruto here to fuck you. If you're a REALLY good slut and whore, I'll have Naruto REALLY fuck you." Penny commented as Christy looked at her as she was panting and gasping trying to calm herself enough to pay attention.
"W-w-w-w-w." Christy tried to speak but was too high to focus.
"What do I mean? Oh, this isn't Naruto fucking you, this is Naruto just having sex with you. If Naruto fucked you while you were so high and sensitive, he might break you and while that would be fun to watch, I want you coherent so you can really think this through." Penny stated before she leaned in and licked Christy's cheek before making her look at Naruto's dick slamming into her pussy. "He fucks better than he has sex. And if you ever want to feel that, you're going to be a really nice slut and whore for me. You'll kiss my ass, literally, suck my tits, lick my pussy, let me fuck you with a strapon or dildo, and be a good little fucktoy. Otherwise, I may just tie you down and make you watch as he fucks me, both in my pussy and my ass since I really love having his dick pounding all three of my holes." Penny commented hotly into her ear as her hand was idly playing with Christy's tits.
Christy could only moan and gasp as Naruto's dick slammed into her again and again.
"For the record, I'm not a lesbian, but... well, I guess I just like dominating sluts like you." Penny commented with a smirk as she kissed Christy making the latter's eyes widen before she screamed and came again.
Penny giggled as she pulled back and Christy was gasping with her tongue out, "Looks like you enjoy being dominated." Penny teased before she leaned forward and dangled her tits in Christy's face, making her latch on and start sucking on them causing Penny to moan and it only increased as Naruto's fingers began playing with her ass and pussy.
Penny then looked down at Christy and glared a bit, "It should go without saying, if you tell anyone about this, I'll beat you worse than Hank did old man Fritter's Bull in that stupid wrestling match." Penny threatened and Christy nodded her head, not needing it to get around that she was having some lesbian sex with Penny either.
Sure, it was enjoyable, but that didn't mean she needed the entire town knowing that she had done it.
She had hooked up with Penny's aunt that one time, but that was just making the bitch give her money while Christy fucked her husband. Even then, Christy was the one getting pleasured and dominating, not the one serving.
Still, Penny actually tasted okay and she was a hot bitch, so maybe this wouldn't be so bad.
Plus, even if she denied to herself it, she was very curious as to what Naruto fucking her would feel like and didn't want to jeopardize it in the future.
She then screamed in pleasure as he grabbed her clit and pulled causing her to orgasm again while Penny smirked and laid there, watching as Naruto wrecked Christy's pussy and kept her cumming again and again while Penny was fingered and teased to the show.
This was definitely a lot of fun, maybe in the future, she'd hook Naruto up with some other friends of hers and then watch as he fucked them silly like he was doing Christy, and he wasn't even going full force like she knew he could.
Oh well, he'd give Christy a bit of a workout later when he fucked her ass.
The night was young and she had no intention of letting this bitch get off on just one fuck and then sleep for the night.
Not while she and Naruto had a say in the matter anyway.
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Wade Gibson
Dorian A Simunac
Shackedsoul
And Chris Shaw
Thank you all for your continued support.
If you'd like to join them, just google "Pat-reon ReaperofBalance" and join there where you get various perks such as giving me oneshots, picking pairings, getting early access to chapters, and getting to be part of live writing sessions.
That should be all, see you guys next time.