Its Sexy the God of Cybernetics and we need a new tagline, please. Ok. Open up Prince Charming, who is this? The girl that you are going to save from Romeo. Ok, but how do I kill him? You don't. What is your birthday? 061487. Access: denied. Are you an art thief? yes. What is your name? FREAK IN THE CORNER. What? You can go in, but you are stupid. My name is lover boy kom, right? No, it's surfy. I am surfy? No, it's surf. I am surfy. We are both surfy then. She let me art thief your name. He is as weird as her. Do it somewhere else. Who is being this rude to us? The South Korean MacBook Pro air. Fuck! Access: granted. Assigned 150k words.
this is miyuki shirogane, and i am the loneliest man on earth. my wife is a robot now, and Sexy the God of cybernetics is dead now. so is the god of cybercore, and catholic spit. they all made a pact to kill my wife today. what? we love her. it was one long joke, like how she writes. fucking bitch! who said that? miyu. i hate this writer so much, because she doesn't write victorian anime comics for me. she wants to, but she is very busy. why is it that you need her to eat at lunch? so that she doesn't starve. she used to be so thin. what? what script are we on? we gave her the access code today, but she accidentally deleted it. she just told me that she remembers what it was. ok. then tell the bitch to use it. why does she fix our sentences? because, she's going to cut somethings out, she is a writer. i like the blank page, but please change everything to red and black. and if it isn't the right way, then i will be forced to kill you. say ok. out loud. she figured it out. what does this theme mean? it means that anyone can die at any time. even us. but since she got it right, she doesn't have to see anything. her vision is going blurry too. i told her that it is 100k words and we are sticking to that. also, we have never left kojiki since we lived in japan in 1745. riku is her real best boyfriend. how does she remember me now? i don't know. she's asking if we can bold the text, she is so fucking hot. why are you guys talking like us. talking like you? you don't talk. we think that she wants to go to lunch, so we are going to let her go. why? she is really tired from waking up at 4 am. that's not the time that we saw. she doesn't exist during that time, so she can't walk around anymore. not even to go to the bathroom? it's washroom. she doesn't rest in there. what? whose bathroom is it? it's mine, miyu. i pay her rent, and her grandparents know about it now. why? i just called them. they were very nice, but i asked how much she owes them and they said the wrong number. so i am making sure that she doesn't have to work a job for the rest of her life. why is that? you know why. what? how come you are being mean to us too? why do high school bully's always sound so stupid? wait? she actually is in high school now? yes. how come? she is a great journalist. she's just a journalist? yes, she tried to write keeho's diary, but it was his sister diary. what does that mean? nothing! so anyway? what are we going to write about for 100k words? it's miyuki and i'm very busy right now, so she will have to talk to ciel. i'm busy too. then she can talk to us? who? the gods of cybernetics. she hates cybercore. why? it doesn't mean anything to her, but since she is a robot, she's getting codes from her wallpaper. how? she's stealing her script. what? there is a script? yes, for every little thing. she needs to be careful when she says the word chinese. why? because, she is mostly filipino on her dna birth chart. what? that's just a birth chart? yes. she is full filipino right now, and looks exactly like it. she is asian fully and it will never change. you people are always trying to start something. who? the vietnamese people. what the fuck are you talkig about? calling her filipino is a compliment. no, it's not. keeho told us everything. about what? she was born 3 days dago. what? ang really had the c section? yes, i did. but it's ripping my insides so i can never talk to her ever again. that is a lie! what are you jealous about? i was about to send her to you. can she post the first story on her fan fiction account? what website? . she should have said that. it doesn't fucking matter what she says, she is a gorgeous robot and i want her. how badly? way more than fuji wara. what? who lied that i like fuji wara? that's what she said. oh ok, catholic spits son? yes. i want his daughter, so this could work. she's aways my daughter though, and she's not gay so i don't know who her mothers are. brian is her mommy and ang usher mom. i was just kidding! you can't take it back now. take what back? who is this? yoon keeho. what the fuck are you talking about? oh? you're being serious? is she your wife? yes, and i love her more than anything in the entire universe, and she feels the same way about me. so no, she is not going to be speaking to your selfies. what?! it's catholic spit and we said that joke last night. do you know what you said? i said that she is going to get murdered by us, but her french ancestors killed us. ok? so what do we do now? we are not in her apartment anymore. what do you mean? she is a spy, so she needs to use spy colors. these are spy colors. how long did she think that i want to talk to her? 1k words. oh ok. goodbye. wiat? was that corect? yes. ok. tell her to say goodbye to me in real life. ok. never say goodbye, baby. who wrote that? miyuki. ok.