(Noonan's)

"You are beyond lucky I went out of my way to find AND restore this." Naruto said to the Queen of Fables as he stitched her head back onto her body after having to restore the decomposing corpse.

"Yeah yeah I know." Fables said as she sighed in relief feeling her nerves connect to her head.

"I told you before being this blood thirsty will get you into trouble." Naruto said drinking some sake "And no it's not because of you being a woman, I mean seriously wanna know what separates you from the Joker?" he asked her curiously.

Fables was actually curious as she thought Joker was her type of villainy, she wondered why she got screwed over more than him.

"You try for this take over the world shit while Joker is a terrorist that sticks to mostly Gotham, you overreach to EVERYWHERE!" Naruto said to her simply enunciating his point "You pick a fight with everyone Fables and no one is that tough." he said to her.

"Fine, I see your point." Fables said as not having her body for a while was difficult.

"Hey Kite Man congratulations." Naruto said having heard he was moving in together with Golden Glider.

"Thanks, my ramen friend." Kite Man said dropping off a glass of gin.

"Here drink." Naruto said passing it to Fable who drank and winced as her wound burned "You're gonna have to close that wound somehow." he said as body reattachment for people like Fables took time to fully heal.

Fables had little to no problem with that.

(next day)

"I'm sorry you have a GOD on speed dial?" Ivy asked Fables as Harley for some ungodly reason let her inside and they were hanging out.

"Different universe demi-god WITH godly power but yeah." Fables said to her.

"Wait back up, if you had this guy why stay in that tax book?" Harley asked wondering why she never asked him to free her.

"Magical lock, Zatanna was the one who locked me in, she needed to be the one to let me out." Fables said to her.

"But we used your book and freed the Justice League." Harley said as Ivy face palmed.

"That was you!" Fables said in realization "Fuck, I was hoping they suffer longer, but anyway my storybook is magically imbued with my power, any bitch half decent with magic could open it." she said as she snapped her fingers and soon her signature book flew to her and she put it down seeing Ivy get tense "So what you not a villain anymore?" she asked Harley.

"More of a chaotic neutral with my own style whether or not I hurt people and how severely." Harley said to her "You really mellowed out." she said offhandedly.

"Harley I was a disembodied head for a long time." Fables said to her.

"Well at least you're much more chill." Ivy said to her.

"It's that or deal with the reverse undewear-wearing bitches." Fables said to them.

"Hey this god guy got a pic?" Harley asked before Fables used her book and summoned a picture.

"Damn." Ivy and Harley said thinking he was pretty hot.

"Believe it or not, he's like Harley." Fables said as she asked for a laptop and pulled up some videos.

They all watched as he took down a league of assassins hit squad.

They saw him restore a damaged rainforest.

They saw him heal sick children.

"Damn respect." Ivy said paying more attention to him healing nature 'Maybe I should ask Swamp Thing about him.' she thought to herself.

"Yo, what you thirsty bitches doing looking at my homie Naruto!" Frank said making his presence known.

"Wait you know him?" Ivy asked curiously wondering how Frank knew him.

"My boy hooked me up and revitalized my soil every once in a while when I was stuck to that pot shit, how the fuck do you think I stayed so green." Frank said happily remembering his former pot days.

"How did I never know about this?" Ivy asked curious as to how her plants never told her this.

"Your ass was either in prison, helping Harley, or some other whack ass bullshit." Frank said to her.

"So Fables, sample the goods?" Harley asked her mind more in the gutter than Ivy's thoughts which focused on nature about the man.

"No, but I know he's packing." Fables said angry and horny, she held her hands apart.

"Dammmmmn." Harley and Ivy said as that was larger than either had ever gotten before.

(week later)

"There, no scar, now you won't look like you're ripping off Frankenstein." Naruto said to her as she summoned the mirror mirror from Snow White.

"Ha ha, back to being FLAWLESS!" Fables said happily.

"Hey Kite, give us two virgin mary's." Naruto said to the current bartender.

"Bitch what about me says virgin." Fables said to him glaring as she hadn't done virgin in a long time.

"No check it out, he thinks virgin is when you lose your virginity and need a powerful drink to deal with the pain." Naruto said as while friends with Kite Man that was next level dumb.

Fables was curious till their drinks arrived and she took a sip 'Damn this is strong, maybe fly boy IS good for something.' she thought ordering three more for herself and Naruto.

(few days later)

"You want me to get rid of Fables for a day?" Naruto asked Golden Glider as she called him over "Why I thought she made up for all that she drank?" he asked her curiously.

"She does." Glider said as a deal she made with Fables was she would summon hard old-school liquor and beer from her stories so she and Kite Man could make a profit and all she asked was she drank for free and they cooked her meals "But we have another health inspector coming and I don't need her starting another fight or trying to kill them." she said to him as they got lucky that one was an immortal.

"Fine, I'll take her to the 80's via that time machine toilet." Naruto said seeing Glider jump up and down before hugging him.

(couple of decades previously)

"Dollar beers, fucking love the 80's." Fables said to Naruto as they drank, she was rocking a buzz and started dancing on the dance floor, she was soon taken out of her buzz as someone tapped her shoulder, she turned around and saw this really classic biker douchebag.

"Why don't you come meet me in the parking lot." the biker with a beer gut said to her.

"Bitch please, how about instead I take your lady and she keeps me and my friend entertained." Fables said winking at the woman watching them loving the 80's for what women were wearing then which was next to nothing.

"I don't think you heard me bitch." the man said grabbing her.

(5 minutes later)

"See no one died." Fables said with a grin as many men were on the floor.

"At least you learned restraint." Naruto said as they left.

'Oh, a love motel.' Fables thought as she loved Gotham in the 80's where there were a shit tone of much more fun and less frowned upon shit than there was in her current timeline, she took out her phone which miraculously still worked somehow even in the past and found a rather ritzy looking love motel.

(1 hour later)

"You skimp out on every check you get, but this you pay for?" Naruto asked as they were getting massages.

"Yeah you and I are gonna be doing some fucking tonight and I want your body pampered and READY!" Fables said seeing Naruto roll his eyes.

(few hours later)

Fables sticking to her theme picked the dungeon-themed room, she even told Naruto she wanted to be fucked roughly as she had seen his muscles and seen his strength, she wanted to experience that, she soon realized she bit off more than she could ever chew.

Naruto had walked in his body having a golden hue around it, before Fables could ask anything she saw her book seemingly lose all of its power, and when Naruto approached her, he ripped off her clothes removing everything minus her crown.

'Oh shit.' Fables thought to herself as Naruto fully intended to dominate her, she was powerless, naked, and had zero way of defending herself, he could do…anything to her, and she was helpless to stop it

(10 minutes later)

Fables was currently suspended in air as Naruto had tied and bound her to a sex swing, she moaned as she felt him poke the entrance to her holes, she screamed as he thrust in and out of both her holes.

(few hours later)

Fables was on her hands and knees her ass was bright red and sore, Naruto spanked her repeatedly till she submitted and promised him she'd behave and do as she was told, Naruto had wanted her total submission, she didn't give it up without a fight though even without powers she tried to hold on, but in the end she caved, it scared her a bit when he wasn't done with her ass, he got a thorn whip and really gave it to her.

(next day)

Fables was exhausted for lack of a better word, after yesterday's romp Naruto gave her time to rest, her holes and body having healed quickly, but this morning he told her they were going to make a sex tape, she blushed at the thought of having such a thing, but given the era and no social media she agreed.

(later in the future)

"10 million!" Fables said in surprise amazed their sex tape accumiliated that much and she was only getting a share.

"Yep when we were in the 80's I made a Swiss account for the earnings of our tape." Naruto said as he gave Fables her share "Here you go Noonan." he said tossing him a fat stack of bills.

"Hey, why the fuck is he getting anything I LITERALLY worked my ASS for!?" Fables said to him, not liking someone was getting money for her hard work and the pounding she took 'And after.' she thought currently having a butt plug inside her, Naruto wanting her as always ready for when he comes for it, she could remove it for necessary reasons but beyond that, it stayed inside.

"We used his bar, drank his booze, used his camera, and a bunch of other stuff." Naruto said to her.

Fables shut her mouth as the sex tape was twelve hours long, it went from place to place and she may or may not have blacked out an hour in 'I need help.' she thought to herself as while she was Naruto's bitch, there was no way he wasn't going to turn her mind to mush, she took out her phone and pulled up a picture of a redhead between her legs licking her pussy 'Oh Ivy.' she thought with a grin as Ivy was her bitch way back when she was new to the villain game and in a rare moment of kindness decided to give her pointers, she saw the power she had and was attracted to it, it was funny using her magic fairy tale plants on Ivy taking away the control over nature she thought she had and even though Ivy was with Harley, she was sure she could convince the slutty clown girl to join in on the fun.