(Gotham River)

Harleen Quinzel aka Harley Quinn felt numb, the Joker had tossed her out of a speeding car when running from Batman, the worst thing about besides the betrayal and pain was it didn't even do anything, Joker was ahead of Batman a good distance and didn't see her get tossed, meaning even as she died, she didn't accomplish anything, she felt like her time was at an end, which was ironic as she was beginning to sink, but before she lost consciousness she saw someone diving down after her.

(2 days later)

Harley awoke on a bed, she looked around seeing this wasn't Arkham…it wasn't that crappy and the equipment was much newer, she pretended to be asleep waiting to see whom would come and she soon heard footsteps.

"I know you're awake, if I change your IV will you stab me?" Naruto asked her curiously giving her a few moments before she gave in.

"Hiya!" Harley said to him "So handsome where am I?" she asked him curiously fishing for information.

"My house, I saw you sinking in the Gotham River and pulled you out, also I wouldn't try ripping this out, you'll die otherwise." Naruto said to her seeing the way her body moved seeing she'd try to make a break for it.

"And why is that?" Harley asked a little less joyfully.

"ACE chemicals dumps in that rivers you ingested it when you drowned, I'm pushing antibiotics and proteins into your blood so you don't mutate or your cells break down." Naruto said to her handing her some of her charts.

Harley had to admit, while a doctor herself and one of psychology, this was the best treatment she had in a while "So where are Gordon and the Bat's?" she asked him not seeing him appear yet was odd.

"They don't know you're here." Naruto said to her.

Harley had to give this guy credit, he had balls, she was someone who cracked skulls and scared people shitless almost as bad as the Joker and he was treating her like a human being, it was impressive and scary.

(next day)

Harley was feeling a bit better as she examined herself as so far Naruto had been straight with her and in Gotham that meant a lot, she even learned he was a psychologist like her, it made things interesting.

(few hours later)

"You want me to diagnose you, while you also do it?" Naruto asked seeing that as kind of a bad idea, but she was insisting.

Harley smiled as she talked about Mr J and some of the things and key moments in her life seeing Naruto listen intently.

"You REALLY want me to answer you?" Naruto asked getting an eager nod "I think you suffer from PTSD and psychological child abuse." he said explaining the relationship she had with her parents and the marriage they had which was toxic all on its own.

'Huh never thought about PTSD.' Harley thought as she always thought she fought because she knew better even as a child.

"You have a healthy hate for your father." Naruto said using healthy with quotations "With how he treats you, you resent him for it." he said as she took a moment before nodding "It's also why you are with the Joker." he said seeing her shock but had to push through "You endured that kind of trauma and it made you on some subconscious level think this was acceptable for a relationship, the physical abuse, you clung to the Joker because he gave you the freedom to let it all out and be who you wanted to be, letting out all the anger you had buried inside you, you thought his 'care' was love when in reality it was some form of platonic in having someone by his side to no longer endure the solitude of being the only one like him, you seen him kill his thugs for less and when he's with you, you are only slightly more valuable, he has shown he has as much disregard for you as his henchmen." he said seeing Harley seething and looked ready to pounce "Wanna call me out." he said as this was the last step.

(1 hour later)

Harley held a piece of paper and she hated how this would seem, it was playing the Joker emotionally, but it would also show her the truth, Naruto gave her a prepaid burner phone, and the Joker had a private line which she could reach whenever she had it memorized.

"Hello, who is this?" Joker said shortly.

Harley was given a voice modulator and read the paper "Harley Quinn is dying." she said short and to the point "She doesn't have much time to live." she said to the Joker.

"So the bitch is dying huh?" Joker said boredly "Ah well what can you do." he said over the line.

"Aren't you…sad?" Harley asked as he was so…nonchalant about her dying.

"Sad about what, she's dying nothing I can do about it, tell her to save a spot in hell for me." Joker said with a laugh "And lose this number." he said hanging up.

Harley was shocked, he showed no signs of caring she was going to die, so she did the thing all people do when their hearts are shattered, she wept.

(next day)

Harley was…tired, she thought about all she had done for the Joker and realized it didn't matter, he didn't care about her at all, she looked at Naruto as he took her blood "Can I ask you something?" she asked him.

"You just did but go ahead." Naruto said not sure if a joke was the proper thing or not to relieve tension.

"How do you know when you can trust someone?" Harley asked him.

"Easy you don't, that's a choice we all make." Naruto said as trust only went so far, sometimes one needs to betray someone when they think they have crossed a line, to stop them from making a huge mistake, and to save them from themselves.

Harley deflated at that.

Naruto sighed "A person needs to earn your trust Harley, but only you can decide how much is given and how far it goes." he said to her.

Harley nodded appreciative about it.

"And if you decide to trust me, I'll respect and honor it." Naruto said to her.

(few days later)

'Well, I'm all healed.' Harley thought feeling better than she had in a long time, Naruto had treated her well and better than anyone had in a long time, and barring her physical check ups, he showed no signs of inappropriate behavior, she got out of bed and stretched hearing her bones crack, she decided to look around and was curious to more about the man who saved her life, she explored his home learning it was very secluded and even found an old fashioned map of all of Gotham, he owned a good amount of land and saw his home was fairly large almost like Wayne Mansion.

"You know that shadows thing only works on people afraid of you right?" Naruto said his voice coming from another room.

Harley being the expert gymnast she was quietly walked over and peeked through a keyhole and saw Batman 'Is…is he turning me over?' she thought feeling her chest become tight.

"It only works when fear makes them think, you're everywhere." Naruto said to him.

"Why haven't you turned over Harley?" Batman asked him "We have a past, that doesn't give you a pass." he said to him.

'He knows the B-man!?' Harley thought in shock.

"Wanna know what separates us?" Naruto asked him "I mean we have similar goals, similar ideals, and we have much in common, but what separates you from me is that I use hope and you use fear." he said to him "Harley is a good person, Joker being the asshat that he is twisted that, Harley will be good and you can have Black Canary check on her and give you her own opinion." he said to him "But you're not taking her, we both know she'll be dead in Arkham if people believe she went 'soft'." he said as people in that Asylum smelled weakness like a shard does blood in the water.

"Fine." Batman said to him "All things considered, thanks for saving her." he said feeling guilty he hadn't caught on sooner.

"I try." Naruto said to him.

Harley was silent, he actually believed in her…and he stood up to Batman to defend her 'He must have some brass balls.' she thought to herself…before nothing but thoughts of what he might be packing filled her mind.

(1 month later)

"You do realize he IS a doctor right?" Dinah Lance said to Batman as Harley agreed to share her medical report with Batman given it was that or Arkham.

"He is also clouded by giving people the chance to mess up." Batman said to her.

"What like Bruce Wayne or wait Batman when he uses fear instead of hope and kindness." Dinah said as this was a waste of time in her opinion "She has no loyalty to the Joker, but I wouldn't rule out relapse just yet or maybe she already has." she said as Batman looked at her "She's close to Naruto, given he's the total opposite of EVERY shit person that has been in her life, his truthful personality, his kindness, he doesn't berate her, he is the perfect man." she said having made a few passes at him in the past but got shot down "Harley is projecting all the love she had for Joker onto him and before you ask the answer is no he hasn't screwed her sane." she said to him.

Batman was silent, if Naruto was indeed genuine in his attempt he may be able to 'cure' his rogues at Arkham, it was an interesting prospect.

(with Naruto)

"You gotta be thankful for some things." Naruto said as weeks ago the Joker made a large statement that Harley was dead, he and Batman took control of the opportunity, Harleen Quinzel was now Harleen Namikaze, a fake marriage in Batman's opinion would go a long way, and given how…affectionate Harley was to Naruto no other cover would do with her new last name and sealed criminal records, she was an ordinary citizen.

Harley was having fun, with people thinking she was dead she had less to worry about, with a simple name change no one knew who she was before it would take some people to realize given how close her alias was to her name, now she blended in with other people.

"Yep, hon some people can just be really blind." Harley said as she couldn't believe a name change was enough to fool people.

Naruto chuckled as he had to admit, Harley was doing well, she was starting her own practice soon and he believed she'd be good at it now more than ever.

(few days later)

Harley stood in her shower thinking about Naruto, he was constantly on her mind, no matter the time of day, ever since this fake marriage was started, she wanted nothing more than to make it real, she wanted the partner she now knew Joker would never be and that partner was Naruto, her affections were appreciated and treated with kindness and fondness, unlike the Joker who abused her, she now felt pity for herself and what she endured, but Naruto made it bearable 'I want it to be real.' she thought to herself looking down at her ring.

(later at night)

Naruto's senses were always sharp, so he knew Harley had snuck into his room, he was a little curious as she lay beside him, he opened an eye and saw her looking at him.

"I want it to be real." Harley said to him.

Naruto raised a brow as that could've meant any number of things.

"I want to be your wife and I-!?" Harley was saying till she froze, she was distracting Naruto till she reached in his pants feeling a certain muscle that was firm even when not erect 'How the hell is he single.' she thought wondering how dumb some poor bitch must've been to leave this or have it broken off.

Naruto let her continue as in the time living with Harley he understood that she was hard headed and set in her ways when she wanted to do something, plus he had kinda liked it when she flirted with him, she was very spirited and he liked that in women.

Harley went down and fished out his cock surprised as it slapped her in the face 'Yahtzee!' she thought before taking it into her mouth blowing Naruto and playing with his balls wondering how baby gravy he had in him as they were large, she blew him feeling it almost strangle her as she took more and more of it.

Naruto was impressed as not many could take him to his base even on the first attempt, Harley was truly and extraordinary woman.

Harley was tasting her lover's precum and aside from the normal salty taste, there was something else, there was power and strength to it, it was amazing.

(1 hour later)

'Cum damnit!' Harley thought as she was leaking like a faucet and he had yet to cum it was infuriating she had made men jizzing in there pants from a simple handjob or a mere touch, she refused to be beaten, she looked up at him glaring at him, but it failed as she was blushing hard as well, she moaned as he grabbed her pig tails and thrusted more aggressively into her mouth, before pulling her to his base and keeping her there then shooting his load.

Harley felt her mind go blank as she felt his thick and heavy cream fill her stomach and soon as she began to cough he let her go, but he was not finished 'It's like he's pissing!' she thought to herself as he kept shooting his load onto her face or more acurately hosing her face with his cum.

(next day)

Harley was ashamed, she had blacked out from a blowjob, it was humiliating to her that she succumb to a simple sexual act meant to pleasure her lover, when she awoke she smelt his stench on her she licked her lips at the pure animalistic indications, he marked her with his seed, he marked her as HIS, she carried his name, and soon much more, she went into her closet and pulled out her old costume, she shuddered as it held many bad memories, but also memories of freedom, fun, excitement, danger, tonight she was going to give all of herself to Naruto, this would be the final act this suit saw as the punching bag to the Joker would truly be destroyed and the new Harley Quinn will finally be free 'Now…where the hell is the pie mix?' she thought to herself as Naruto was even more stocked than the Joker.

(later at night)

"Hi hon!" Harley said covered head to toe in pie as she wore her old costume "I want you to fuck the shit out of this villain, I want to give my old life one last horah before it's gone forever, I want to be my own Harley Quinn." she said to him with a smile as she got on all fours inside the pie dish and shook her ass, she moaned feeling him rip open her costume exposing her holes "That's it hon destroy my costume like you'll destroy me!" she said before feeling her tongue hang out her mouth as she felt him lick her pussy.

'Thank god I taught her how to cook.' Naruto thought to himself dodging a bullet there as when Harley made muffins she dropped one and it cracked his floor, from there he decided to give her some lessons.

Harley was new to this, she never had a lover who cared about her pleasure before, unless the lover was female, but having this man, a real man have his way with her made her weak in her knees, she climaxed when she felt his tongue enter her ass 'H-He doesn't do anything by halves!?' she thought in bliss as Naruto was unlike most if not all her lovers, he treated her as an equal and didn't just ignore her for his own needs, he was powerful and still he respected her, so she would give him the love and more that she gave and wasted on the Joker.

Naruto tore off her hat and stuffed in her mouth as he was almost positive Harley was a screamer and could make someone go deaf, he grabbed her by her pig tails.

'Do it!' Harley thought beggingly 'Ride this Harley like no one has ever before!' she thought getting her wish and soon weakly her head falling into the pie, in one thrust, Naruto had met her eager womb and had entered it and soon began thrusting into her, her mind slowly breaking with each thrust.

Naruto kissed and licked her neck enjoying the pie as it wasn't half bad, and he certainly enjoyed Harley's unique taste and made sure to leave a hickey on her neck wanting to mark her even more.

(1 hour later)

'Fuck me!' Harley's mind thought repeatedly as Naruto fucked her pressing her back against the shower wall, her legs wrapped around his waist as he thrusted into her as the water cleansed them of the pie and he claimed her lips barely allowing her to breathe, she strongly pulled away needing a breath and needing to tell him something "Knock me up, let me make you a daddy and give you babies." she said panting in lust as in all honesty she had planned for him to do so regardless as she took a bunch of fertility drugs and tracked down Ivy as the woman had messed with her bio chemistry in the past allowing her to be safe from many if not all of Ivy's poisons as well as many other elements.

"I always wanted kids." Naruto said not needing encouragement or convincing.

(few months later)

Joker was waking up seeing he was tide to a chair and stripped of ALL of his toys and gadgets, he looked around and spotted Ivy "Hello Ivy to what do I owe the pleasure?" he asked her seeing her smile to him, honestly smiling, it scared him a little when she had nothing to say to him, he looked around further and saw that they were in a church 'Arkham?' he thought as that was a weird place for a kidnapping, he was silenced as someone suddenly appeared a handsome blonde man "So you must be the runner of this little show hmmm?" he asked him still getting silence "Ok what is this!?" he said demandingly as he hated silence.

"My wedding day puddin'!" Harley said her voice laced with venom, Harley was down at the entrance with flowers, but what she was wearing caught everyone's attention it was a wedding lingerie that did not hide her tits with a garter belt and matching stockings and high heels, but the most noticeable thing was the slight bump on her stomach, all her former tattoos involving the Joker were gone, now they were only tattoos of her lover, the one where the joker symbol once was on her ass now had a kitsune in all it's majestic glory, the next one was above her ass the Uzumaki symbol, the final one was a hirashin marker above her pussy, she wanted Naruto to be able to get to her or make her come to him in an instant and if he ever desired to use her for his needs was another perk as she wanted to be owned by him and each of these tattoos symbolized that.

"Harley, I thought you were dead." Joker said finally seeing a way out of this and when Harley came within an arms reach of him, she brought down an antique rusted blade she had found her in this church and stabbed him in his crotch, making it go sideways, severing his crotch from his body, Ivy rushed over and her plants got to work.

"Don't be mistaken Joker." Ivy said with a sadistic smile "I'm only healing you so you can suffer." she said as when she was invited to this she was thrilled, and when they told her what they were gonna do to the Joker, she nearly creamed herself.

Joker felt his wound heal, but there was still an incredible pain to it.

"I closed the wound, but now I have a kill switch, my pollen has entered you blood and if you ever go near Harley, you'll die." Ivy said as Harley was not entirely human after what she did to her, she was basically part plant as well and should the now plant part of Joker ever be near Harley, he'll die, she was stopping it for now to enjoy the wedding.

Joker was about to curse, but froze, shitting himself as two slitted crimson eyes looked his way, he soon no longer found himself in a chair, but a sewer standing before a massive fox, who roared at him.

Joker fainted stewing in his own fear and shitted pants as the wedding commenced, by none other than Nora Fries.

Naruto had saved her life with a bit of his own blood and promised to help save Freeze as well, she had no partile to nudity and given how bad Gotham was a semi nude wedding wasn't even scratching the surface of weird.

Naruto and Harley married officially and went on their honeymoon, Ivy giving Harley a trunk load of nature's gifts and thanked her as Harley told Ivy she could do whatever she wanted to Joker barring killing him as she wanted him to live and suffer, Ivy took what she could get and smiled.