Chapter 7: Fee-fi-fo-fum (3/4)
Ellie Williams:
"Is this the place?" Ellie asked as she looked around.
"According to that map." Maria went into the house and actually saw the map showcasing where the bombs were.
"How do we get in?" Dina asked as she continued looking at the building.
While everywhere around that little town had very simplistic constructions, that particular building was built with a much more complex design. It was a two floor house with an exterior completely covered in poorly made graffiti and strange looking symbols. It also had a high fence and a gate keeping them from entering due to the fact that the gate was completely covered in chains.
"The back of the house is connected to the wall, so it's probably inside." Tommy pointed out as he watched through the fence.
"If we can get inside without bleeding to death." Ellie responded sarcastically since the fence was easy to climb on but getting into the front yard of that big house wasn't going to be possible. Because there were razor wires scattered all over it, with a few dead bodies that had the razor wires completely entangled around them .
"Hey!" Suddenly, Dina called their attention. "Look..." She pointed towards something.
Ellie, Tommy and Maria all moved to approach her, walking several steps away from the gate. Once they got closer to Dina, they noticed a strange looking hole in the fence.
The moment Ellie saw that, she realized that it was a trap. "Okay, I don't need to say it, do I?" She asked while kneeling down and saw a path that led into the house with a cylinder shaped path that led to what appeared to be the basement door.
"That this is obviously a trap." Maria decided to say it. "No."
"What else is there to do?" Tommy asked since the bomb could detonate at any second if they don't do something.
"Maybe there's another way around it or something." Ellie suggested since going right in was definitely a bad idea.
"Don't count on it." Dina was quick to shut that down. "If there was, the psycho clown probably blocked or something." She added while looking around.
"Dina, are you okay?" Ellie noticed that Dina seemed to be on the edge ever since she heard that the clown was there.
"I'm fine, don't worry about me." She held her pistol even tightly after saying that, which spoke the polar opposite.
Despite being worried about her girlfriend, Ellie knew that they were in a dangerous situation, so she was forced to put her worry aside for now.
"Alright, listen up. " Maria decided to speak up. " This is obviously some kind of trap, but we don't have any other choice." She pointed out the obvious. "I think two of us should go in and the other two should stay out here just to be certain."
"What for?" Ellie asked in confusion.
"Because of something, the other two will still have a chance." Maria responded.
"Okay, but who is going in?" Tommy asked his wife in concern.
Maria sighed. "Ellie and I should go while you and Dina stay here." Tommy immediately opened his mouth to argue, but Maria stopped him and spoke first. "Both your leg and Dina's leg are still injured, and this will definitely require us to move fast." She was right, while Dina was almost walking normally again, Tommy was still limping and he already moved way too much for the day.
"She's right." Ellie agreed with her. "We don't have time to argue, we really need to move faster."
"Then w-" Dina was about to say something but she was interrupted.
By a loud noise coming their way. The four of them moved their heads to see, only to catch a painfully familiar sight of something they saw on the day that Jackson was attacked.
"Oh god!" Dina was immediately horrified by the helicopter that was coming their way.
Ellie lifted the submachine gun up and aimed at it right away.
Tommy and Maria held each other's hands in anticipation for what was about to happen.
The helicopter stopped right above them, and they were all greeted by a sound. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The sound of the clown's maniacal laughter. "Are you still out there?" He spoke in what appeared to be some kind of amplifier. "The boys have already done their part." By boys, Ellie assumed that he meant Jesse and Fox Boy. "Hurry up and get inside, it would be a shame if Jesse and Fox Boy got hurt over nothing."
"What?!" Dina was visibly worried after hearing that.
"Oh Dina...,Dina ...Dina...Dina...Dina..." The psycho clown repeated her name over and over and over again with an incredibly disturbing tone of voice that visibly creeped Dina out. "You are officially my favorite one among this little family."Now his tone of voice resembled someone having a friendly conversation. The sudden shift kind of made it even more disturbing. "When we meet again, we're gonna have a... HELL OF TIME!" Hearing that, caused Dina to step back in fear. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!" Which was only amplified by the maniacal laughter that follow.
With that, the helicopter simply began to fly away from them, leaving that place behind and disappearing in the dark of night.
The four of them could only look at one another with deeply disturbed faces, as they did not like what they heard at all.
"Shit..." Dina was the first one to snap out of it and she proceeded to move away from them.
"Where are you going?" Ellie asked in confusion.
"Didn't you hear what he said?!" Dina asked her in visible worry. "He did something to Jesse and Fox Boy."
"Dammit, she's right." Maria realized as well. "Okay... Change of plans, you guys go find Jesse and Fox Boy while we go in."
"Maria..." Tommy was clearly still not completely into that plan.
"There isn't time, just go!" Maria rushed her husband.
"Just go, I'll cover her.'" Ellie assured him while she held the submachine gun.
Tommy was still reluctant, but decided to just go with Dina.
"Please be careful." Dina told Ellie.
"Always." The two shared a chaste kiss before moving away in opposite directions.
"Come on." Maria told her as she got on the ground and carefully crawled into that cylindrical path of razor wire.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck..." Ellie strapped the submachine gun on her back and did the same thing as Maria.
Crawling inside carefully, doing her best to avoid the wire around her. How the fuck did he even do this?! That front yard was practically a garden of razor wire, with a few corpses entangled on it. Oh... One of them was specifically gruesome, a man that had wires all over his face with the razors deeply inside of his skin, making his face unrecognizable. Shit... What else is there? That was Ellie's question as that front yard was clearly just the beginning.
Eventually, Maria was able to reach the end and stood up right away. Helping Ellie get out as well.
"Ouch!" However, she accidentally sliced her thigh when she stood up.
"You okay?" Maria immediately checked her cut.
"Yeah... Fuck..." It was just a small cut, not really deep or anything . Ellie looked around and saw that there was no other way to get there without getting cut as the whole yard was covered, Just why? She just can't understand why the hell would someone go through the trouble of doing something like this, especially since this was obviously done just to mess with them.
Maria sighed and looked down, unfortunately, the only way inside was through that basement door and considering the fact that a crazy psychopath that dresses up like a clown is the one that wants them to go in. Alongside the number of horror movies that Ellie watched which had that kind of scenario in it, it only made her more reluctant to go in.
Unfortunately, they didn't have a choice, so they took a final look at each other with their guns ready. A loud sigh escaped Maria's lips before she began to go down the stairs with Ellie following her with the submachine gun ready.
Fuck, fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck. She couldn't help but curse internally because every instinct she had was telling her that there was something inside waiting for them.
It took them less than a minute to reach inside of that basement, with Maria illuminating the place with a small flashlight that she had on her pocket. Surprisingly, the basement was empty, not literally since there was junk everywhere, but there was nothing on sight that could be considered a threat.
After looking around for a bit, Maria was able to see another set of stairs that probably lead to the first floor of the house. "Come on, and sta-" As Maria was speaking in a low voice to Ellie, she took a step forward and seemed to have stepped into some kind of tripwire. "Huh?!" With the two of them being startled when they heard something breaking behind them.
"Fuck!" Ellie cursed as the stairs just descended from were now on fire.
"Get back!' Maria yelled while pulling Ellie away from the stairs as the fire began to spread around the basement. Forcing them to turn around and rush towards the other set of stairs in order to get away from the flames.
Quickly climbing the stairs until they reached a door. However, Maria was reluctant to open it as the possibility of another trap was there. But Ellie looked back and saw that the flames were spreading around quickly, so she had no choice but to risk it, so she opened the door.
"Oh, what the fuck?!" Only to see another problem.
Right on the other side of the door, there was a living room. A nice and well decorated living room with what appeared to be handmade furniture. It seemed that it was once a nice and comfy home. Except that the entire place was now completely covered with trip wires from all kinds of directions. Looking around, Ellie could see several grenades attached to the walls and ceiling, meaning that any wrong move and it could all go off.
Maria was equally shocked, but she snapped out of it quicker and closed the door behind her. "We need to get out of this room before the flames get here." Because if the fire reached at least one of those wires, all of the grenades and shotguns that were there would go off and the two of them had no way to protect themselves from it.
"How?" Ellie kept looking around and the wires were everywhere.
Maria looked around as well. "Follow me." Before she actually took a step to the left and actually went under one of the wires, carefully stepping on the floor to not trip.
Ellie was still reluctant to move, but the smoke that was coming out of the basement, she knew that they didn't have much time. So she followed Maria despite being horrified by that living room. Because one wrong move, and they would be dead meat. Carefully, she tried to emulate Maria's movement in order to get past that gigantic web of tripwires, With her eyes constantly moving to the grenades. Sick fucking bastard, what kind of psycho does this kind shit?! That was her opinion of the situation, since it was obvious that this was all done specifically for them.
Suddenly, unintentional coughs escaped their mouths as the smoke kept getting stronger. Which only meant that they were running out of time, so the two of them could only continue to navigate through those wires as quickly as they could. Maria jumped over some of the wires while Ellie simply crawled under it. Only a few more and they would be able to reach the end of the living room where no more tripwires were on sight.
After Maria jumped over the last wire, she gently pulled Ellie from under it and helped her stand. Both of them stepped away from the living room in case of any more surprises.
"Wait, how are we getting out of here?" Ellie realized that with the basement door unavailable, they had no other way of getting out of that house, especially with the front of the house completely covered with razor wire.
"Dammit..." Maria seemed to have realized as well. She began looking around and realized something. "Look." She pointed towards what appeared to be the kitchen, where there was a door that visibly led to a backyard.
The two wordlessly decided to move towards the kitchen, mostly to get as far away from the living room as possible. The kitchen was in perfect condition with a lot of electronics on it, however, they didn't pay attention to that. Approaching the door that led to the backyard, they saw that there was a small window on it.
Maria, with her pistol at hand, slowly approached the door in order to see if the backyard was safe. However, when she took a good look outside, she gasped and immediately got down, while desperately signalling Ellie to do the same. Which she did right away, and while she was crouching down, she approached Maria for an explanation.
"What is it?" She asked in a very low voice.
"T-there is an Infected outside..." Maria seemed nervous, which immediately made Ellie nervous as well, especially considering that Maria didn't specify the kind.
Ellie looked up for a second, before looking at Maria one more time, noticing that the woman seemed afraid. What...? Because of that, Ellie decided to take a peak in order to see what exactly she was afraid of. Slowly, she stood up from the floor in order to look through that door window.
However, whatever was on the other side had the same idea. Because as soon as Ellie looked through it, she widened her green eyes at the horrifying sight. Right on the other side of the window, there was an infected that towered over her, an infected that Ellie never saw before. It had a funnel-shaped head with pale flesh dotted with deep pores, that gave the appearance of a bunch of bloody red eyes staring at you. However, they were clearly not really eyes, because it turned it's back at Ellie despite the fact that she was right in front of it. Moving away from the door where Ellie was able to see that it's body was also completely covered in those deep pores. It had a slender, cylindrical and tapering body and it moved in a strange and twisted way, like it was going to break down at any second.
After seeing that, Ellie immediately got down again, shaking a bit because that thing was more terrifying than any infected that she ever saw.
"It's probably one of Venus's infected." Maria pointed out, as that was the most obvious explanation considering what they saw of them so far.
"What the fuck, how is that even possible?" Ellie could not believe that something so twisted as the thing that was outside was possible. But then she remembered that Blob Baby infected from the cemetery, making the simple idea of what else that madwoman might have created even more terrifying.
"You're gonna have to ask Fox Boy later since he's the only one that can explain it." Maria pointed out the obvious once again since the Albino Weirdo is the only one with actual answers when the Normandies are involved.
"S-should we..." Ellie wanted to open the door and unload the submachine gun on it, but every instinct she had was telling her that it wasn't a good idea.
Maria shakes her head and begins to look around. Realizing that there was a set of stairs in between the living room and the kitchen. With the older women signalling Ellie to follow her. It was clear that avoiding that thing outside was preferable since they don't know what it's actually capable of.
Having no choice, they both stepped away from the door and the kitchen, only to realize that the smoke was getting stronger, which meant that they didn't have much time left.
Carefully, they both made their way upstairs. Despite the feeling that there might be another surprise upstairs.
In a deep and unfortunate case of Ellie instinct being right, the moment both of them stepped into the second floor of the house, they were both greeted by the sight of another unpleasant surprise.
"Shit..." The unpleasant surprise turned out to be even more trip wires all over the floor. With the two of them looking at the ceiling and realizing that the trip wires were all wrapped around the triggers of a bunch of double barrel shotguns that were attached to the ceiling. The wires were all in a horizontal line on front of them with a small gap separating each of them.
Right at the end of the wall, there was the drawing of an arrow pointing at the left door at the end of it.
"Okay, what the fuck..." Ellie couldn't help but curse in response. "Did he seriously do all of this just for us?"
"Apparently..." Maria responded. "Though, I'm almost certain that this was actually meant for Fox Boy."
Ellie grunted in response. Because that house was clearly a death trap and it made perfect sense that it was actually meant for the Albino Weirdo.
Maria took a deep breath and carefully stepped in the gap between the trip wires.
Fuck, fuck, fuck... With Ellie cursing internally as she did the same. Doing everything in her power to not look up as the shotguns were not very far away from their heads. Not really understanding why they are even doing that, because she highly doubts that there's even anything there.
After a dozen careful steps, they finally reached the room that was at the end, a bedroom.
"Holy..." With Maria widening her eyes in response to what is inside as soon as she passed through the door frame.
Ellie quickly made her in as well to see. Only for her to widen her green eyes as well.
Inside that bedroom, there were a bunch of carbonized bodies inside. Around seven bodies that were placed on a kneeling position with their hands clapped together like they were worshipping something. All of the bodies have their fronts in the same direction, towards the door which they just came from.
Maria and Ellie looked at one another, both being disturbed by the sight.
"What is this shit?" Ellie asked in confusion as she didn't know what that was about.
"It doesn't matter." Maria was quick to reply since they were short on time.
Looking forward, she realized that there was a window on the other side of the room. So she moved towards it, passing the carbonized bodies and looking outside.
Ellie decided to do the same and moved towards the window, unfortunately, she accidentally bumped into one of the bodies and it completely collapsed into pieces in front of her. "Oh shit... Sorry..." She apologized despite not knowing whose body was that.
Slowly, she approached the window and stood beside Maria. But once she looked outside, she saw something.
...
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...
"Motherfucker!" It was Ellie's instantaneous response to what she saw.
From the window, they were able to see the wall where the bomb was supposedly located. However, there was no bomb there. Just something written on the wall that was illuminated by what appeared to be Christmas lights.
Just kidding, there is no bomb.
Have fun trying to get out of there.
With Love, Jester.
Maria touched her face in deep frustration before speaking. "We need-"
However, before words could come out of her mouth, both women heard loud explosions coming from the floor below them, indicating that the grenades began to explode.
Fox Boy:
Cold...
Very cold...
That was the only thing he felt at the moment. Alongside pain, especially pain. He hated pain, but all he could do was ignore it and pretend that it wasn't there.
Something he did when he forcefully opened his eyes and was greeted by the sight of a very dark sky with snow falling all over his body. Taking a labored and somewhat painful breath as the cold air was very hard to breathe.
Where am I? Fox Boy immediately realized that he wasn't on the same spot where he lost consciousness. Wait, where is Jester? He immediately forced himself to sit up, ignoring the pain in his abdomen. Where is Jesse? Especially when he realized that Jesse was nowhere to be seen.
Moving his head around, he saw that building where the hanged corpses from a distance, still burning. It was located in the center, which meant that he was dragged there by Jester.
Taking a final breath, the albino boy forced himself to stand up in order to observe his surroundings better. Once he was on his feet, he turned around and realized something awful. "Jesse..." He saw that Jesse was tied to some kind of pole, hanging at a considerable high altitude in the exact same manner as the corpses that were inside the building were. Unfortunately, that wasn't the only problem. Because when he moved his head down from Jesse, he realized that there was something right under him.
Standing right under Jesse, were two stage four infected or Bloaters as some like to call. Wandering around aimlessly without noticing the unconscious person in the middle of them.
Fox Boy immediately attempted to reach for his Mark 23, only to find his thigh holster empty. With him remembering that Jester tossed away before he destroyed all of his weapons. I cannot fight unarmed. He might be able to take one of them but two were out of the question. Possibility of internal bleeding is high, my movement will definitely be hindered independently of how much I ignore the pain. Which meant that he couldn't attract them away from Jesse without risking getting caught, since his speed was compromised by his injury. Did Jester take anything else? Despite his precarious position, he decided to check inside his backpack to see if any of his belongings were taken.
Fortunately, everything was still there. And something more... Reaching his hand inside of his backpack, he pulled out a couple of items that weren't there before.
A spray can, that was slightly filled with something. Could it be... Fox Boy lifted his mask in order to expose his nose and brought the can near it to smell it. No... Unfortunately, it wasn't what he was expecting. By the smell it is simply cooking oil. He pulled his mask down once again and placed it inside of his backpack . It could be useful though. Despite the fact that he was hoping for the repellent instead.
A watch, a Patek Philippe Ref. 3974 to be more precise. Fox Boy could only look at the thing, making a sad face behind his mask. Why give me this now? He asked himself in deep confusion, before he pulled down his sleeve and actually put the watch upside down on his left wrist. It's three forty-seven in the morning. He decided to check the hour, assuming that the watch is correct. Then he pulled his sleeve up again.
A piece of fabric seemed to be cotton. Why? He doesn't understand the purpose of it. It looked like some kind of blanket or something like that, and it was completely soaked. Wait, is this... And it wasn't soaked in water.
A rusty zippo lighter. I thought I lost this. The zippo lighter was actually his, but he tossed away after it broke. Apparently, someone fixed it up. Does it... He decided to try to see if it's working and fortunately, it is.
The last item was a STANAG magazine, something that was completely useless for him at the moment due to the fact that his assault rifle was destroyed. He also noticed that one of the bullets had been shot and it was laying at the bottom of his backpack.
Once he checked all of the items, he tried to understand why they were placed inside of his backpack. Taking a final look at the two Bloaters that were just roaming around the unconscious Jesse. He saw the wall that was marked on that map, right behind Jesse. No explosives on sight, which meant that Jester was probably telling the truth.
Fox Boy pondered for a bit, until he managed to have an idea.
Grabbing on the magazine, Fox Boy proceeded to grab the used cartridge, before he began to slide several bullets off the magazine one by one. Once the bullets were off, Fox Boy proceeded to use the fired cartridge to pull the bullets apart, one by one, pulling each of them, and once the bullets were open, he proceeded to pour the gunpowder into his coat's pocket. After a minute, he was able to fill his pocket with a considerable amount of gunpowder.
Okay, now I j- Unfortunately, before he could continue with what he was planning, something awful happened.
"AH!" Which was the fact that Jesse woke up and realized that he was tied up with Bloaters near him. The moment he made that noise, the Bloaters moved towards him.
"Oh no." Fox Boy spoke as he stood up, placing the backpack in his back, the spray can in his coat's right pocket, the light on his pants pocket and holding the soaked blanket on his left hand. Having no other choice, he rushed towards the Bloaters that were walking towards Jesse approaching the one that was the farthest away from behind and tossing the soaked blanket over it's head.
The Bloater immediately noticed him and turned around while making it's awful clicking noise. However, before it could do anything, Fox Boy pulled out both the lighter and spray can from his pockets and proceeded to use them in conjunction to create a makeshift flamethrower. Normally, that would be completely ineffective, however, the fact that the blanket was actually soaked with kerosine made the complete difference, as the blanket was set on fire right on the Bloater's head. But the albino boy didn't stop there, because once the can was empty, he actually dropped and reached inside of his coat's pocket and proceeded to toss the gunpowder from the bullets that he dismantled at the burning Bloater, making the fire even stronger. The burning Bloater began to wildly thrash around, which only helped the flame spread.
Unfortunately, while one of them burned, the other one noticed Fox Boy and charged towards him. Forcing the albino boy to try to run away as he practically wasted his only means of attack against one of them due to Jesse's sudden awakening.
"Ah shit!" Jesse cursed as he desperately tried to break free from his restraining as the Bloater was burning in front of him.
Fox Boy was trying to run away from the other Bloater as quickly as he could, but the pain on his abdomen was hindering his ability to move as he was having difficulty maintaining his breath. With him running past the spot where he has woken up, which leads to some kind of garden where they most likely used to plant vegetables and fruits. The garden was a considerably open space, and no matter where he looked he saw no place to hide or run. He did however, saw something, which was a shovel on the ground next to plants that were covered in snow.
However, the split second which Fox Boy slowed down to change directions, the Bloater catched up to him and shoved, causing him to stumble forward. Only for the sound of roaring to echo through his ear as the Bloater swings it's heavy arm at Fox Boy, with the impact launching him into the ground covered in snow.
The Bloater just roared and continued to chase after him as he forced himself to stand despite the fact that he is almost certain that the blow damaged his ribs. Moving as quickly as possible towards the shovel that was stabbed on the snow.
The Bloater once again attempted to swing it's arm at Fox Boy, only for the Albino boy to easily evade it and thrusted the shovel at full force into the Bloater's right foot. Causing it to let out it's clicking noise and swing the back of his hand at Fox Boy, who ducked under it and simultaneously stepped back to create some distance between himself and the monster.
Letting out yet another roar, it charged towards Fox Boy once again, and the open space made it hard for him to be able to get away from it. So it closed the distance fairly quickly and attempted to swing it's arm at Fox Boy again, however, it was so wild and telegraphic that he had no trouble evading by simply side-stepping to the left, before he actually thrusted the shovel at full force the Bloater's right foot once again.
With the Bloater taking the opportunity to swing it's arm upwards, which this time, managed to land on him and caused him to be launched backwards into the ground. With him accidentally letting go of the shovel once the strike landed.
Letting out another roar, the Bloater attempted to move forward, however, it fell face forward into the snow as soon as it attempted to walk. Because Fox Boy just severed half of it's foot using the shovel.
"Hmm..." Fox Boy, despite the fact that his whole body felt like it weighed a ton, forced himself to stand. The Bloater attempted to crawl, but it's heavy body and the snow on the ground decreased it's speed. So Fox Boy easily moves past it despite his labored movements due to his injuries. Immediately moving towards the shovel that was knocked off his hands when the Bloater hit him and retrieving it.
Venus actually tested the resistance of them multiple times in order to figure out the best way of killing them. It turns out that their feet were their most vulnerable spot since they possess the least amount of the thick fungus that acts as an armor layer. Taking their feet out, it makes them confined to drag themselves on the ground which is quite difficult thanks to their heavy bodies.
Once he retrieved the shovel, he moved towards the Bloater once again, who immediately tried to reach him with it's arms. But Fox Boy once again thrusted the shovel at it, this time into the arm. Over and over and over and over again, until the tip of the shovel passed the protective layer, managing to sever it's arm with the shovel. Continuing to make it's clicking noise and roaring as Fox Boy severs it's arm with the shovel. Fox Boy then moved and stomped on it's chest before he began to thrust the shovel into it's head. "Please, please. please. please. please ,please , please..." He kept repeating it over and over and over again as he stabbed the Bloater's head with the shovel. "Just... Die..." Because he was tired and he couldn't rest until it was dead.
And after more than a dozen stabs, Fox Boy was able to get past the layer on it's head and stabbed it's brain with the shovel, finally putting an end to it.
The moment he saw that it wasn't moving anymore, the Albino Boy couldn't stand anymore and his knees completely buckled, forcing him to knelt beside the dead Bloater. Can't... .Pass out again... Have to... He tried to force himself to stand up but his body just wasn't cooperating. The only part of his body that was obeying him was his left arm, which he lifted up to check something.
The watch that was now in his left wrist. Both my father and my brother were wearing this when they died... Does that mean it's my turn?
Q AND A:
Jordan and Leah dying for this failed trip hopefully adds more reasons for Abbys friends to all turn on her
Well the confrontation with Jester was interesting and Jesse fine performance shows why I think only Fox can deal with the other masked ones from the looks of it
When Jester brought up the whole hey the group is planning to ditch you Fox Boy I think I would have liked it more if Fox knew that still but instead of him thinking how he just wanted to help them all no matter what he just wanted to help Dina
I also hope Jester leaving stuff around for Fox to build himself some new weapons is Jeaters own special way of helping Fox Boy
Made it worse that she was completely unconscious when all of that happened.
He is more than capable of fighting them, he just never tried before.
It was mostly because of Dina, and a bit because of Jesse.
Kind of, those items on his backpack (Minus the watch.) were left by Jester.
Obrigado pelo capítulo incrível, Autor-San!
De nada, espero que tenha gostado.
It's really crazy. The main group is like being stuck in a murder movie. The scene of the corpse being hung was truly disgusting. Overall, it's very fun.
- Jesse wouldn't have been sterile after being shot by Jester.
- the Normandy Who is the leader of the group? And what position does each person have in the group?
- Poor Leah died in the game before having a role in the story. In this matter, her was bitten again, pitifully.
- Hopefully the main characters can take a breather. I encountered it hard all the time.
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
He wasn't really shoot, but Jester did fire a magnum revolver near his ear, which caused a lot of damage.
It's the Supreme Leader. Reaper is the Supreme Commander.
And poor Fox Boy tried to save her but failed.
Only after they deal with Jester's surprises.
Same...
¡Exelente capitulo como siempre!
Nunca decepcionas
Mucho gusto...
Answering Questions for Mr. Guest:
So preview wise for Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel love it haha
Only downside we didn't get Lu actually fucking Loona cross eyed haha still hope right after the preview ends the scene has Lu telling Moxxie to get out and if Blitz arrives to keep him busy and then he tells Millie to get her cute ass over here to join them
Another thing could be Lu saying if Sallie is out there for her to get in the room to and telling her to bend Millie over and fuck her while he's fucking Loona then he will fuck Millie as Sallie fucks the scatter brained Loona and then he will fuck Sallie himself to finish up
With Sallie again hope she's with the crew from the start due to the fact she was acting as one of Lu primary bodyguards before he went into seclusion so she was there when he got back to hell after the fight with Michael and the other angels
A idea I hope you like is due to Lu having essentially a loyal army of followers who work for him they quickly found where he was and are still secretly guarding him like he's aware they are there but they are respecting his choice to be on the down low so he doesn't mind point is there's essentially a hidden army around Lu nearly all the time Sallie is just the only one "openly" working as a guard
Oh as for why Millie wouldn't know that Lu is the crown Prince due to Sallie being with him simple Sallie didn't tell her family exactly who she was working for she just told them she got a boy guard gig in the Pride ring and before Lu decided to go into hiding Sallie was building up to tell her family hey I'm actually working for the crown Prince of hell oh and by the way I've become one of his lovers haha
Oh yeah and while Loona might think Lu is homeless at the time and while Lu might not be living in his tower/palace or any of his numerous main mansions or castles in hell hope in reality he's using one of his relatively smaller mansions as his main living space he just sleeps at the office a lot just because really
So with the fight with Michael this is now what I hope was the case Lu was absolutely wiping the floor with the angels that jumped him he had a few cuts and bruises from the fight but nothing really serious but then Michael scarified one of the other angels to get a cheap shot on Lu that let him tear off one of the pairs of Lu wings then Emily and Sera turned up and the fight ended
So then it very much is a case where while Lu thinks he lost the fight because he lost a pair of is wings in reality he actually came out of the fight better and when Michael did take the pair of wings Lu could have as a pure reflex torn off Michaels arm and say kicked him away but he kicked him in the dick to and so hard that alongside losing his arm Michael now doesn't have a dick and balls because that's just how hard Lu kicked him
Lu power could have a aura about it that damage he deals isn't damage that can be healed unless it's by his own hand hence why it's another way of showing that in reality it was the angels who came off worse in the fight haha
In relation to wings though think it would be cool if when Lu gets over what happened when he goes to save the IMP gang from Val when he unfurls his wings to his own shock he's actually got more wings now where as before he had four and then went to two he's now got like 8 or 10 wings in total so while Michael being able to rip of a pair of wings shook him in reality again all it did was make his body grow more wings
If you do go with Lu also banging Abels wife Jumella to which I again hope you do instead of her being a busty sheep girl could she actually be a busty bunny girl so in that dream Lu was having in the preview scene it wasn't just sheep he was dreaming of but rabbits to haha
Yeah I was picturing Michael as the type of guy who doesn't know the meaning of the word fun or what dreams are just a stick in the mud who is a very angry person in general who no one actually likes to the point that people consider Adam or all people more bearable to be around and Lute and the other Exorcists wouldn't like him either haha and just imagine how salty he would be after the fight with Lu where he's missing a arm and even if Abel and Jumella did invite him to their bed which will never ever happen he wouldn't be able to do anything with them now due to the damage Lu inflicted on him
I do hope then that Evanthos is now Lu actual name
So in regards to the previous preview about when Lu essentially declared that he's back a few things I thought about
One instead of Lu thinking no one will see this broadcast cam that be changed to Evanthos knowing everyone will see this he knows what attention whores all three of the Vees are and he knows Val would be broadcasting and live streaming his attempt to break the record for the biggest orgy ever so when Evanthos looks up and sees all the camera drones instead of thinking ah no one will see this surely it's ah good saves me the effort of setting up my own broad cast
Helped by the fact when he reveals himself every channel is going to start showing the live stream haha
From what I remember of the preview as well it seemed like Vaggie was talking as if she never had meet Evanthos hope this is changed to where she does actually know him and meet him not long after Charlie took her in after all by the time of the series starting she and Charlie have been together for three years already and they had been good friends for a while before that to so makes sense they have known each other
Plus imagine when watching the broad cast Vaggie at one moment blush's and maybe even lets slip a comment about daddy or big brother and when Angel gets over the fact that the guy who gave him the fuck of his life is Charlie's brother Angel can recall Vaggie blushing and being so happy to see Evanthos and the potenial big brother comment quickly piece together Vaggie has had threesomes with Evanthos and Charlie causing him to tease her over having the royal treatment haha and maybe some quip about how Evanthos is both of theirs daddy's haha
I also hope Evanthos knew Vaggie was a Exorcist from the moment he saw her but didn't say anything because he thought Charlie knew it to so when he sees that Charlie didn't know Vaggie was a exorcist he's just like "wait you didn't know" genuinely surprised haha and then pointing out the x in place of one of her eyes the fact she just had a angelic spear on hand and that her fighting style was exactly like the exorcist
Thought Evanthos could say he can understand Charlie not knowing the exorcist fighting style due to her not being a fighter like he is haha
Also if I remember right Verosika seemed to talk about Evanthos as if he was a slightly mysterious being just being the tyrant of hell given that Evanthos is hells biggest celebrity it should be known that yes while he can be a monster to those who disrespect him and anything he cares about on the whole everyone should know he's good to those that don't make the mistake of crossing him in any way
Plus I think it be nice if Verosika had a moment where she realises holy hell I partied with my favourite singer I partied with my idol Prince Evanthos oh lord I have his number in my phone haha essentially a happiness overload from her realising the in her eyes great guy Lu is Evanthos
But yeah as the crown Prince and the biggest celebrity in hell as a lot of the rulers like the sins and overlords seem to double up as Evanthos as a person isn't a mysterious being to his people he's thee most popular figure in hell like Octavia and other characters should have several t shirts in her wardrobe that are his merchandise you should be hard pressed to walk down a street in any ring of hell that doesn't have at least one person wearing some of Evanthos merch or has his logo tattooed somewhere on their body
By the way timeline wise hope Evanthos fight with Michael and the angels occurred like a month before the first episode of Helluva Boss so as of that first episode Evanthos has been with IMP for a month and that the events of that first preview where he regains his full confidence takes place just after Spring Broken and before Cherub since we don't know the timeline of the two shows in relation to each other I really hope Evanthos has regained his confidence before the first episode of Hazbin Hotel before the purge that occurred the week before the first episode of Hazbin
Oh yeah little thing but in the world of Hazbin and Helluva Boss I hope Evanthos is a know figure in the human worlds religion like Lucifer is so when Dhorks encounter Evanthos it's not a case of them being like who is Evanthos it's a case where they realises holy fucking shit it's thee Evanthos
Unfortunate no, it's more like Moxxie and Millie have to distract Blitzo while they get dressed as quickly as possible.
Not really.
That could happen later...
More or less...
Lu is playing the role of a homeless loser that needs to live in the Janitor's closet. (Because anyone that knows him knows that he would never do that, which adds to the disguise.)
He was kicking the Angels asses easily, it was only Michael that was a match against him but Michael didn't want to face him directly and instead let the angels do the dirty work until he got an opening and used to rip Lu's wings off.
That would be hilarious, but no.
He actually gets more wings after he defeats Michael.
I am seriously thinking about it.
Abel is terrified of Michael, so that would never happen.
It is.
Actually, it will be unfortunately Lu's mistake that caused him to be discovered because he just wanted to end Val and Vox and he wanted them to know that they messed with the Antichrist.
Evanthos has been "missing" since before Vaggie met Charlie.
Sadly, he will only officially be introduced to her after he starts living in the hotel.
He immediately figures it out as soon as he sees her.
True...
Evanthos is regarded as the biggest Bad Boy in hell, however, everyone that actually knows him will say the polar opposite of it. (Which only adds to their shock when they find out that Lu was actually Evanthos.)
As a singer Evanthos is basically both the Michael Jackson and Kurt Cobain of Hell in terms of music.
Pretty much, that's what I'm planning for it.
Actually, I kind want Lu Lu's fight with Michael happens five years before and Evanthos has been "missing" for about five years. (Which only adds to Charlie's misery.)
Like I said, he is the Antichrist.
Also, one more preview just for you: (Context: Charlie is having a flashback due to missing both her mother and brother.)
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"Wait what?!" Evanthos could not believe his ears. "You're just going to stand there and take it?!"
"I'm not going to stand there and take it, I'm just trying to solve this in a civilized fashion." Charlie replied to her brother.
"While I do find that admirable , I must agree with your brother on this." Lilith surprisingly agreed with Evanthos that this was not the kind of insult that she should not take it lightly.
"Mom, I understand and appreciate the sentiment, but could you two please let me deal with this on my own." Charlie asked her.
"Ummm... I don't think that's a choice anymore, honey." Lilith told her daughter with a somewhat worried expression.
"Why not?" Charlie asked in confusion.
"Well..." Lilith pointed to the front with her index finger, causing Charlie to turn around and realize what she meant.
"Lu Lu!" Which was the fact that her brother literally just pulled out a Pump-action shotgun from one of the closets.
Causing both mother and daughter to rush towards the Antichrist to stop him.
"Evan, please, not that." Lilith calmly requested her son.
"But mommy, he insulted Charlie's honor!" Evanthos claimed , not even trying to hide his fury.
"While I do agree that he deserves some kind of punishment for it, I believe we can find a less barbaric way to deal with this matter." Lilith gently strokes her son's hair in order to get him to calm down.
...
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Lu Lu enjoyed his mother's strokes before answering. "No, I'd rather shoot him in the dick." He declared before attempting to move towards the exit to go hunt down the bastard.
However, Charlie and Lilith held him.
"Lu Lu, shooting people isn't the adequate way of dealing with things." Charlie gently touched his shoulder when she said that. brother.
"I know, but it's fun way." With Evanthos replying accordingly.
"I just don't believe that violence is the answer to this." She told her brother.
"I do, I'll shoot him in the dick." Once again, he attempted to reach the exit to shoot the bastard.
Again he was held back by his mother and sister.
"If you must solve this with violence, at least challenge him to a duel or something." Lilith ended up suggesting.
"What?!" Charlie was shocked by her mother's suggestion.
Evanthos made a grin that was nearly identical to Lucifer's "Uhh, what an excellent idea, Mommy." He clicked his finger and a very, very, very long parrying dagger appeared on his left hand in a puff of blue fire.
The moment Charlie and Lilith saw that blade, both of their left eyes began to twitch because they knew perfectly well where Evanthos was planning on shoving that.
"Evan, you are better than this." Lilith declared while rubbing both of her eyes because that this kind of behavior was beneath someone like him.
"Lu Lu, for the love of everything hell stands for, do not duel with him!" Charlie practically begged her brother because the last time he did that, even the embodiment of Wrath cringed at the sight.
Lu Lu sighed in response. "Fine." Then he made the blade disappear in another puff of blue fire. "I'll shoot him in the dick." Before trying to leave again and being held back again.
"Listen, we should just try to have a civil conversation and hear his side of things, maybe he has an explanation for it." Charlie proposed, only for Lilith to respond with a sigh, because her daughter was way too pure hearted.
Evanthos paused for a second after hearing Charlie's request. "In the dick." Before denying completely and attempting to leave once again because no explanation was going to save his dick.
But he was held back again. "Evan, just shoot him in the head and get it over with." Lilith really lost her patience with the situation.
"Mom!" Charlie really didn't like how her mother was encouraging her brother.
"Fine, but only because you asked, mommy." Evanthos really wanted to shoot him in the dick, but since his mommy wants to get this over with quickly, he will obliged.
Charlie sighed and facepalm herself in deep annoyance with her family antics.
However, before they could say anything else, they saw car lights coming from the window, with the sound of a car stopping accompanying it.
Charlie moved to the window to see. "It's... him..."
"Maybe he came to apologize and make amends." Lilith suggested, despite not exactly being willing to accept one.
"I hope not!" Evanthos pumped the shotgun with a single hand to prepare to shoot him.
Unfortunately, Lilith took the shotgun off his hand. "I'll handle this matter myself."
"Ahhh..." Evanthos grunted in annoyance as he really wanted to shoot him in the dick.
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