ivy: Harley and I are no longer dating.
Harley: ivy, that's a horrible way of telling people we're married.
Harley: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, ivy!
ivy: You can't expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
ivy: Wow, Harley, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Harley: We literally slept together yesterday.
ivy: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
edward: I'm in love with you.
Oswald: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
edward: I know.
Oswald: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
edward: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Oswald: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
edward: We should be partners.
Oswald: You mean like, partners in crime?
edward: Yeah... that's precisely what I meant.
Jonathan: Are you ready to commit?
jevis: Like, a crime or a relationship?
jevis: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Jonathan: Oh. We're going out?
jevis: Wh...
Jonathan: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
jevis: Peonies, why?
Jonathan:
jevis: Were you going to get me flowers?
Jonathan:
jevis:
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