A Japanese Weresheep in Mutsuba Town

Author's Note: Time for a new pairing! Enjoy the story and R&R.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Yu-Gi-Oh! GO RUSH! series.

Pairing: Developing Yuhi x Chupataro.

Summary:

There are some forms of alien activity even MIK turns a blind eye to. The truly alien activity between Chupataro and Ohdo Yuhi, for instance.

Chapter 130: Zeyet Ain't So!

"Micchan! Yuhi's…mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble."

"Huh?" Mitsuko squeaked. "A date?"

CORRECT!

"Hmhm!"

Yuhi couldn't be! He couldn't be a two-timer like Zuwijo, could he? And leave the father of his child…Leave Chupataro to raise Damamu on his own?

"Huh? Of course not, idiots!"

"At a time like this, worrying about his own love life…"

"He's going out with her and finally dumping Chupataro, dunk!"

CORRECT!

"It's nothing like that! Don't be stupid!"

"I'm accompanying Yuhi out to help him buy clothes," Zeyet interrupted, unenlightened about Yuhi, Mitsuko, and Tamako's exchange, and interpreting "going out" with Yuhi as literally going out.

"I knew it! You're together, dunk!"

"No, we're not!" Yuhi yelled back at the giant.

…

"Ohdo Yuhi."

"Woah, so you buy clothes here, Kawai?"

"Did you also come here to –?" The kappa looked between Zeyet and Yuhi. "Is this a date?"

"No!"

…

"You're on a date, su?" Ofuruno's cheeks were red, George and Jouge smiling behind him.

"NO!"

…

"Jeez…"

"Yuhi~! Click, clack, it's a date!" Ganiko and her sisters oooed.

"It isn't!"

…

"NO, WE AREN'T!"

"We aren't what, Yuhi?"

"Oh…You didn't say anything, did you? Sorry, everyone keeps jumpin' to conclusions today."

"I've been meaning to ask, Yuhi. Who was that prickly guy who duelled the Dark Meister?"

"Chupataro? Uh, mm…He's my boyfriend," Yuhi sighed. Yes! My boyfriend! The one I'm actually datin'!

"Boyfriend? What's a boyfriend?"

"He's a boy…who's sorta a friend…who I really like, I guess. And he's…Damamu's papa."

"Damamu's papa? Does that make you Damamu's mama, Yuhi? Osu!"

"More or less. Damamu was born from me and all. But don't tell Bruyea. I don't want to be the next Nyandestar!" Yuhi gagged.

No one was saying "If Bruyea has a hundred fans, I'm one of them. If he has ten fans, I'm one of them. If he has one fan, I'm him/her. If he has no fans, I'm dead."

Before they knew it, they'd arrived at the card shop in the Underground Alien Residential Area.

"Zuwijo? Sabyuas?"

"Yuhi. Zeyet."

"No, we're not on a date, okay? It's not like that at all! We aren't goin' out!"

"What're you talking about?"

"We are going out, Yuhi." Zeyet still hadn't learned the difference between "dating" and "going out."

"We're not –! Hold on. Zuwijo! Yes! Zuwijo's the answer! Listen to me, Zeyet! Everyone in town's thinks you and I are like Zuwijo and Sabyuas!"

"Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep!" Her anxiety returned. "They think that about us?"

"Sa! What ye blither, I know not!" Sabyuas experienced a category of shame he never experienced before.

Zuwijo tuned this all out, and went inside.

He had to teach Sabyuas how to buy cards.

…

"What were you and that Darkman woman up to, chupa?"

"Don't tell me ya believe the rumours Baske's been spreadin'."

"Think about Damamu, chupa! Think about Chupa, cabra!"

Yuhi splayed himself on the bench. Or as far as the tail on his newly chosen, absolutely-picked-out-by-himself Jointech Rex costume would allow.

"We're not dating!" Yuhi insisted again, tired of exhausting the point.

"Chu? That's not it, chupa?"

"You dumbass! Y'know just how much I love you!"

Chupataro was cautiously optimistic. "What, chupa? Done with Zeyet?"

A growl formed in the pit of Yuhi's throat, but he swallowed it. "What, Chupataro? Done with Yudias?"

"That was only to protect Damamu, cabra!"

The plight of humanity (did Chupataro count?) is doing things…inexplicable things for the people we love.

It was kind of an overarching theme right now.

"Oh, really? Cuz Yudias was sweating!"

"Because Yudias was worried the Darkmen would catch on we were tricking them, not because Chupa was getting too close, chupa!"

Glad that misunderstanding had been cleared up.

It wasn't as though the Darkmen were fooled for long, what with Sabyuas blowing in Yudias' mouth to make him break "character" as Chupataro's life-sized Meeedias doll.

"The fear in your eyes gave ya away, Chupataro! You were scared how I'd take it! So, was that some Manya-class acting or –?"

"Has Chupa ever called you anything except your name, cabra?"

"Earth boy, Earthling, that guy, hey you over there…Stop me if I'm misrememberin' any of these."

"You know what Chupa means, chupa!"

Fair. Yuhi was Yuhi, whereas Yudias was Meeedias-chan and Tazaki-san was Meeezaki-chan. Chupataro was only drawn to the sheep costume. Not to whoever was wearing it.

Unless the person wearing the costume was Yuhi.

"Yeah, well, Zeyet was just helpin' me change my look."

"Change your look, chupa?"

"Zeyet was right. I can't pick out my own clothes. I've relied on Tazaki-san to dress me for so long, my fashion sense has become a Tazaki sense! I can't believe I thought shoulder pads looked cool!"

"Chupa thought you looked cool, chupa!"

"That's exactly it! I shouldn't have been takin' a compliment from you 'bout my fashion sense when your fashion sense is even worse!"

"Chupa? How is Chupa's fashion sense bad, chupa?"

"If I weren't wearin' the cape and shoulders pads, you'd've preferred me made up like Meeeg-chan!"

Sparkles shot out of Chupataro's ears. "Ch-chu? Can you –?"

"THE HELL I WILL!" Yuhi drove his elbow down on Chupataro.

Enough fighting.

There was too much infighting already.

"Damamu…Is Damamu doin' any better?"

"Not awake yet, but improved, chupa. Rolled over under the covers once, and Manya and Bochi took over watchdog duty." Chupataro massaged the glowing bump on his head.

"When Damamu sleeps, Damamu sleeps as much as you."

"What about you, chupa? Are you doing better, cabra?"

Yuhi had to think about it.

"Yuhi?"

"Zeyet said if Yuamu is now this absolute existence, then as her brother…as her twin…I should also be an absolute existence."

"You're going to duel Yuamu then, chupa?"

"I…I don't know. Damn it! Why can't I face her? I've been runnin' away from everything by spendin' my time choosin' clothes that aren't lame! What's wrong with me?"

"Yuhi…" Chupataro put his robot's hand on Yuhi's hand. "Nothing is absolute, chupa!"

"Hm?"

"It isn't a given Anesan will become Otes, chupa!"

"Yuamu won't?"

"You can still talk her out of it, Yuhi! Your way! Chupa knows you can, cabra!"

"Chupataro…"

"Yuhi! Chupataro!"

"Yudias?"

The Velgearian jogged up to them. "Is this perhaps…a date?"

"It –!" Yuhi cut himself off. "Yeah. Yeah, it is."