RED WOLF RIOT
This is a mash-up song-fic paying tribute to the classic cannibal horror comedy, "Terror At Red Wolf Inn," and to the Cherry Poppin Daddies hit, "Zoot Suit Riot." There are some spoilers if you haven't seen the movie, but so what? Please comment nicely!
Three young ladies who love to eat,
Nicest old couple you'll ever meet,
Poor Regina doesn't understand,
"What's for dinner? Yes I am!"
Baby John is strange, watch him beating up that shark,
Regina dreams of him as soon as it gets dark!
CHORUS:
Red Wolf Riot, (Ow! Ow!)
Chewing on somebody's ear,
Keep it real quiet, (Shh! Shh!)
Cannibals are living here
Girls are getting heavier every day,
Evelyn and Henry like them just that way,
Six-course meals won't keep her thin,
Poor Regina just can't win.
Pretty girls check in, but they never do check out,
Pray you never learn what the menu's all about!
CHORUS:
Red Wolf Riot, (Ow! Ow!)
Chewing on somebody's ear,
Keep it real quiet, (Shh! Shh!)
Cannibals are living here
Regina starts running but soon gets caught,
Baby John grabs her and she has a thought,
"We could be happy, you and me,
Kill your folks and we'll be free!"
Baby John is strange, but at least he's got a heart,
Now the Red Wolf Inn has got a brand new start!
CHORUS:
Red Wolf Riot, (Ow! Ow!)
Chewing on somebody's ear,
Keep it real quiet, (Shh! Shh!)
Cannibals are living here
THE END