Once up on a time Pym of the Smile Pals was having a walk when he saw a white bird on the sidewalk. it was laying on the ground and had Xs for eyes.
"Oh no!" said Pib. "this bird looks hurt! or dead!"
And so he take it back to the base to show everyone.
"is bird asleep?" aleen say.
"no dude, he's woke" charl sed.
"No Guys!" Pem shook his head. "I'm afraid he's a Dead Dove!"
"what does that mean?" Chattle say
"Do Not Eat it, Charle" say Alvan.
"Why would we do that?" Charmie ask
"because you are a fatass who eats everything else," Alman sayed.
"oh fuck you Elen"
"What do we do with it?" Allen asked.
"i believe we should give him proper burial." Pik sad. "just like that sentry egg that one time."
"A fine idea" sayd Sharlie.
And so they took the Dead Dove to a regular ceminary because a pet seminary would make him come back evil. "Let us all say som words about the dearly doveparted." Pil said with sadness.
"I will never forget the day we met." Said Chargie. "It was five minutes ago and you were already dead. Amen."
"You were a bird of piece," Pip says. "And now you are at piece. Help me with the burial Charlie."
And so Alen sing a sad funnrel song as they buried the burd.
"Amazing grace, this is the song,
At funerals like these,
I once was lost, but now I'm found,
Just like my precious cheese"
"That was beautiful man," said Chairie as he wiped a teer from his eye.
Pis patted the ground with his shovel. "thanks mates, I couldn't have done it without you."
"don't dig up bird chart" Alin say. "like last time"
"agen fuck you alen"
And so they all left to go to Saltys. Chirlie poured his diet soda on the ground in the Dead Doves memory.
the end
In Loving Memory
The Dead Dove That Was Not Eaten
sometime before 2024 - 2024