Sorry if I took long in writing this chapter. I got sidetracked with other stories and life. I simply do not want to leave this story behind considering that it's a Red vs Blue story (even though the series is now over).

Good news, Caboose's Guide to Make Friends in Hell finally has a TV Trope page. I should thank that for being the moral booster for this story's update.

Anyway onto the story.

Caboose's Guide to make Friends in Hell

Guide Ten

Beach Contest: LET THEM FIGHT!

Premise: Why do people keep saying "LET THEM FIGHT!" between the Friendly Fish Monster and Freckles?!

Frantic screams and shouts were heard throughout the beach as the beachgoers were batshit panicking, considering there was a giant sea monster appearing out from the sea! Blitzø and the rest of I.M.P. and Freckles could only watch in shock due to Caboose's mishaps that nearly killed Verosika. "What have you just done, Caboose?" Those were the thoughts coming out of both Blitzø's and Millie's.

"BLITZ!" Said imp turned around and saw his daughter approaching him with a highly pissed look. "What the fuck have you done this time!?" She was upset about her chance to speak to the male Hellhound.

"Me!?" He referred to himself. "I didn't do shit, Loonie! It was Caboose who fired and killed all those people!"

The Hellhound in disguise just facepalm at that name. She eventually looked up to face the Mantis Military Assault Droid to sneer at him. "I thought I told you to look after Caboose and ensure he wouldn't do anything stupid?!"

Freckles looked down at her. "I DID, LOONA. CAPTAIN CABOOSE REPEATEDLY IGNORED MY PLEAS TO NOT FIRE THAT SNIPER RIFLE."

"Well, that's too late now," Millie pointed out, looking back at the Catfish Sea Monster. "We can't exactly reverse back, thanks to Caboose!"

Yeah, I'm sure he knows it by now." Blitzø chimed in. "Isn't that right, Caboose?" There wasn't a response coming from him, making him look back to where he stood. "Caboose?" An anime-styled cutout was only seen in the blue idiot's position. This made the imp look around. "Oh, for fuck's sake! Where the Hell is he!? He was right here just a second ago!"

Despite her headache, Loona instantly spotted where he was due to the enhanced smell of a Hellhound. "Oh, Great. He's up there." She pointed to the Monster's head.

Blitzø and Millie looked up on top of its head and saw Caboose, who somehow climbed on top without getting wet, petting it. "Oh, who's a good fish!? Oh, you're a good fish!" He spoke softly as if he was talking to a pet while caressing the top of its head.

Blitzø, though she was taken aback by the creature's presence, found a voice to call him, "Caboose, get down from there! It's too dangerous!" Due to how far the distance the Catfish Monster was, it fell on deaf ears, causing the imp to pinch the bridge of his nose. "This idiot…" Even though he didn't mind if his teammate had indirectly contributed in this contest, he had his limits.

Despite having a headache due to Caboose's actions, Loona immediately knew what to do. She looked up on her right to the robot. "Hey, robot!"

Freckles looked down at her. "YES, LOONA?"

"Aren't you supposed to be helping your owner?!" She reminded him while turning back to face the Catfish Monster.

"NEGATIVE, I AM UNABLE TO ENGAGE NON-UNSC PERSONNEL. CAPTAIN CABOOSE IS IN NO DANGER." The Mantis Military Assault Droid robotically reminded her.

The Hellhound felt her eyes twitch and was already tired of that. "Look, I don't care that your idiot friend is in no danger. But there is a Monster within the sea. You have to deal with that thing. Or everyone will be killed. Including your bluetard Master."

Freckles looked at her before shifting his attention to the giant Catfish Monster, with Caboose on its head. Despite his blindly loyal (he's a robot repaired by Caboose, remember?), the Hellhound in disguise made a valid point. Seeing as though he was the only one capable of fighting against it, he walked forward, causing small rumbles with each step.

The beachgoers stopped panicking and shifted their focus on Freckles (which should have freaked them out by now, but they were dumb), walking towards the beach shores and stopping. The Monster stared directed at it. "PUT CAPTAIN CABOOSE DOWN OR FACE RETALIATION." He warned, readying up his weapons in case the Catfish Monster didn't follow his instruction.

Silence filled the air as the beachgoers, including Veroiska and her crew (the latter got over her shock but was still mad at the blue idiot for disrupting her), watched the two giants facing off against one another. This seems to last for a bit when…

"LET THEM FIGHT!"

Millie and Blitzø shifted their stare at the drunken Moxxie, who was watching while back and forth. Both Imps had an odd look on their faces, and his wife wasn't sure if it was beneficial. "Moxxie, you can't be serious about it…"

"JUST LET THEM FIGHT!" Her husbands cheered while throwing his fists up in the air.

After a few seconds of being utterly dumbfounded, his boss registered what was happening in his Colleague's mind. "You…wanna see a giant fight, don't you? Godzilla and Mecha-Godzilla style fight?"

Moxxie lowered his head before raising it up and screaming at the top of his lungs. "I SAID LET THEM FUCKING FIGHT!"

Sweet Lucifer! Her husband was getting impatient at the anticipated fight. Millie puts a hand behind his back and begins to stroke it, trying to ease his alcoholism. "Easy, Moxxie. Try not to—"

"LET THEM FIGHT!"

And that was too late. One of the beachgoers cheered so loudly that it encouraged others to join. He had a phone out and was cheering before looking at the crowd. "Come on! Don't you all want to see a Power Rangers-styled fight?!"

A few seconds passed; silence was present. Eventually, the crowd went wild. Some shook others, some jumped up and down, and some even excitedly ripped their hair. Some were able to let out a few comments. "Alright, battle of the century!"

"Don't disappoint us, robot!"

"Makes sure it's an epic one! I want to upload this to the internet!"

"Fuck that! It's better to spread it on Social media!"

The crowd decided to hype the fight by doing one thing. Chanting as if they were in an N.F.L. Match. "Let them fight!"

"Let them fight!"

"Let them fight!"

"LET THEM RIGHT…"

Despite being very far away and on top of a Literal Monster, Caboose could hear them shouting in his direction. "Oh. It seems like they are liking you, Mr Monster." He patted it, causing the mutated catfish to scream. The idiot could hold on by grabbing the skin, which only caused it to screech louder. "Um, would you please stop screaming? It's hurting my ears!?"

"AQUIRING TARGET!" The blue idiot's ears heard his pet walking towards the monster with the monster out. Machine gun firing echoed all throughout the beach. Due to the loud gunshots, both Vortex and Loona covered their ears because they had enhanced hearing as a perk of being Hellhounds.

Bullets penetrated the Catfish Monster throughout its body (and by some miracle, Caboose didn't get any bullets). It wasn't enough to knock it down onto the ground. Instead, it roared in rage and ran towards the robot. Freckles reacted by firing more machinegun fire onto it. Unfortunately, it only absorbed the bullets, and Freckles was immediately tackled towards the beach's shores.

"Oh shit, Freckles is taking a hit!" Blitzø commented while recording the fight on this phone.

"I don't think it'll be that bad," Millie informed her boss while supporting her drunken husband. Loona, at this point, was sick of all this shit! For fuck's sake, she wanted to see Vortex, not watching a Godzilla-like fight caused by the blue idiot's antics!

While this was happening, Verosika turned away, gritting her teeth and seething in anger. All of the attention was going towards this blue fucktard and this giant robot that suddenly appeared! She didn't expect them to take centre stage, overshadowing hers and her ex's contests! Goddamnit, this bastard was all too unpredictable. She should have known he is all too similar to that dickhead imp!

Back in the fight, the Catfish Monster had its foot on Freckles before whipping it with its long tongue. This made a few dents and scratches onto it, but it wasn't enough to disable it. The monster was about to land a blow when the robot used its Mantis-like legs to push it away, making it stumble backwards within the seashore. Getting right back up despite the damages he sustained, Freckles then switched weapons. "ACTIVATING GAUSS CANNONS!" His right arm cannon had its barrels longer, which was sighted at the monster.

Said the monster, growling at the robot. Just as it could take a single step, a barrage of beams hurled towards it, making it stagger and stumble backwards. Each shot caved deep into its flesh, revealing organs and bone in the process. This only made the crowd go wild.

"HOLY SHIT, DID YOU SEE THAT?!"

"THAT'S AWESOME!"

"I'M GONNA BE REMEMBERING THAT FOR A LONG TIME!"

"Woah, he's really doing some serious damage!" Blitzø commented, munching a bunch of popcorn he somehow got.

The robot saw the exposed parts of the catfish Monster and then made his next move by aiming his left arm at its heart. "FIRING STICKY BOMBS!" Shots were fired, and it stuck all around the exposed parts. As it was planted, the robot locked on to the detonations. "TARGET AQUIRED! FIRING GAUSS CANNONS!"

Blitzø squealed in delight while he kept munching on his popcorn. He turned to look at his female colleague, who looked concerned. "What's wrong, Mills?"

Millie looked back at her boss. "Doesn't he know that Caboose is still on the Monster?"

The male imp dropped his popcorn to the ground upon this revelation. He looked back at the fighting and realised that Caboose was still on the catfish monster's head. "FUCK!" He ran to where Freckles stood and frantically waved his arms. "FRECKLES, DON'T SHOOT! YOUR OWNER IS STILL—"

"FIRING GAUSS CANNON!" Freckles declared.

Blitzø stopped near the seashore of the beach as he was too far to reach out to the robot. Already knowing that he was too late, he could utter one word. "Shit!"

The same could be said for the Catfish Monster. It turned to face the robot and looked down at its exposed area. The monster took a double take before it eventually realised what would unfold. "Oh…son of a bi—"

*CRACK!*

*KABOOM!*

With one single firing from Freckles's Gauss cannon, the Monster was killed on the spot, with bits of organ and flesh flying all over the area. It covered the sea and beach, including some beachgoers who started complaining. "EW! I'm covered in goo!"

"Still, you can't deny the awesomeness of the fight!"

"Yeah. But I'm gonna smell like shit until I reach home."

Blitzø fell to his knees before putting his head down to cover his eyes. He suddenly felt a sense of guilt within. "Goddamnit! I shouldn't have brought Caboose here in the first place!"

Millie can't help but feel sympathy for her boss. Yet, there seemed to be a sense of uncertainty within. "Uh, Blitz…"

"Sure, it was a contest between me and that Succu-cuck. But I didn't want you to get involved in the first place." Blitzø continued to ramble, unaware that his ex and her crew were nearby.

"Blitz!" the female imp tried to call out to him but to no avail.

"You were more entertaining than Mox, even though you were an idiot…" He continued on.

"Blitz!" Loona shouted, trying to bring him back to her father's senses.

"I would have thought of you as a friend. But you are currently buried somewhere in the—" Blitzø was about to conclude his "eulogy".

"…AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Hearing this familiar scream caused him to stop. He, Millie, Loona, Verosika, and her crew looked in the air as they listened to a scream. All of them saw Caboose falling down rapidly before landing in front of them with a loud thud. Headfirst. Seeing him still made one of them about to open their mouth when— "Wow!" The idiot got up to his feet instantly, as if he didn't realise that he had fallen from the literal sky. "Now, that was a huge and awesome explosion!"

"Huh!?" Loona was utterly surprised at how her colleague had somehow survived the fatal fall. "You're still fucking alive, Caboose!?"

Caboose turned to look at her, and he already noticed Verosika and her crew despite the human disguises they had. "Oh hey, Nevada! Frisk! And other people I haven't met!" The idiot greeted them as if he had just seen her and the others.

"CABOOSE!" The idiot saw his boss wrapping his around his right leg and hugged it tightly. "you got me worried! I thought you wouldn't survive that fight!"

The idiot could only chuckle at his words before petting him on the head like a worried pup. "Oh, I'm alright, Bing! Just landed in the head, which is okay because that's the part that's most used to it, so yeah, I'm fine." He assured him before the ground rumbled around him and the others, which the imp let go of the idiot's leg. He looked up to see his pet, slightly damaged by the fight. "Hey, Freckles! It's good to see you despite all that injury around your body. But you shouldn't worry about that once we head home and—"

"CAPTAIN CABOOSE, THERE IS AN IMPORTANT MATTER YOU NEED TO ACCOMPLISH FIRST," Freckles reminded him, referring to Verosika, whom he nearly killed by his own actions. "PLEASE IMMEDIATELY APOLOGISE TO MISS VEROSIKA FOR CAUSING THIS PROBLEM TO HAPPEN."

"Uh…apologise." Caboose spoke, his tone somewhat becoming dismissive. "There is no need to apologise towards Miss Frisk—"

"CAPTAIN…" Freckles spoke, annoyed that his master wouldn't take accountability (even though he couldn't display it.)

The blue idiot had a feeling that Freckles was being serious about this. Well, he would have to apologise for what happened earlier. He sighed and looked at the Succubus in disguise. "I'm sorry for what happened, Miss Frisk. I didn't realise I was aiming a sniper rifle. Which isn't my fault. I didn't realise there was a concert on the way." That caused everyone to internally groan at his avoidance of shifting blame.

"CAPTAIN…" Freckles spoke, speaking on what was within everyone's minds.

"I promise that it won't ever happen again. I'll try to be careful and I take full responsibility for the camera incident." Caboose finished expressing regret to the Succubus, even though Verosika had her right eye twitching slightly. The Succubus eventually stopped when her bodyguard placed a hand on her shoulder.

"He really means it, Boss," Vortex assured her.

The Succubus in disguise really wanted to shout at this idiot for disrupting and killing or injuring the people she had under her singing. But with the genuine remorse in his tone and being forced to apologise thanks to his pet (which is strange since it was a literal robot that can fire live ammunition), she seemed to…accept it, to say the least. Still, she leered at him. "Fine. I'll accept your apology, nutbolt. Don't ever do that again. Is that clear?"

"Okay." Caboose bobbled his head while pressing his index fingers together. Feeling as though he had done enough, he looked at Loona as he thought of something in his mind. "By the way, Nevada. Did you come here because you secretly wanted to see Tex? Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about it." He "whispered", not knowing that he said it in front of everyone.

This caused the Hellhound in disguise to blush as her face went beet red. She looked away and crossed her arms. "W-what!? No, I didn't! J-Just shut up, Caboose!"

Vortex chuckled at what he heard. "Oh, is that so? I must apologise, Loon, but I'm already in a relationship." And that struck an arrow within the female Hellhound's heart. So, her coming here was all for nothing then?

"It's okay! You shouldn't worry, Nevada! Tucker always says that "there are millions of fishes to catch in the sea'. He could explain it to you better than I can, though." Thinking of another topic, he decided to ask his next question. "Oh, and why does Bing call you 'Nevadie'? That's usually a name that a father says to their child. But you are a different—"

"That's because I'm adopted, Bluetard." She revealed to him, slightly annoyed that he ruined her chance to be close to the male Hellhound (this was before he admitted that he was in a relationship). "At least you were able to solve your problem. Unlike Blitz here." The male imp was about to speak when the MANTIS Droid looked down at him, making him shut his mouth.

"Oh, I see. Thanks for informing me, Nevada!" The negative feelings were lifted by the idiot. Feeling way better, he felt like he needed to head somewhere. "I'll just be going to the bathroom now."

"SHOULD I ACCOMPANY YOU, CAPTAIN?" Freckles inquired.

"Yes. Having a bit of company is fun!" Caboose responded, feeling cheery as they began heading to the bathroom.

As the two left, Blitzø can't help but make a comment to his ex-lover. "So, the real winner was none of us after all."

Verosika scoffed at his words. "Oh shut up, Fuck stain! You invited him to be here, which means you still technically won." Still, she wouldn't deny that he had a point, though. Caboose and Freckles were the wildcard of their game and still won with the number of people they had, coupled with that slain.

All of a sudden, the sound of guns cocking was heard. Verosika and her crew turned around to see a bunch of SWAT Police aiming their guns at them, coupled with a bunch of helicopters hovering above. "Freeze!" The leading SWAT officer told them. At this moment, I.M.P. used this moment to hide behind the large sandcastle that was, surprisingly, still intact. "We have reports of an orgy happening, coupled with a fight between a Kajiu-like Fish and a military-grade robot. Put your hands up where I can see 'em, and don't even move!"

"Well, sluts, looks like we've outdone ourselves," Verosika spoke sarcastically to her crew as they put their hands in their air.

At this time, Caboose returned from the bathroom and noticed the scene before him. Naturally, he was caught by surprise. "Hey, what is going on here?"

"We're arresting them on the suspicion that they started an orgy!" The lead SWAT Officer reminded them of a blue idiot. "And it's none of your business, Blue man!"

"Arrest for an orgy," Caboose tilted his head. "Why are you arresting them for making the people dance?" That made the Succubus, and the others internally groan again at his stupidity.

"Are you questioning me?" He queried, getting irritated by the idiot.

"Oh…" Caboose calmly spoke in realisation before shifting his tone to that of being menacing. "Then you are threatening Miss Frisk and her friends. Freckles!"

The ground shook as the Droid marched to the idiot's side, making the SWAT Officers lower their weapons while the helicopters had their sights on him. "YES, CAPTAIN CABOOSE?" He asked.

"How can I tell they are really being mean to our new friends?" Caboose asked, still maintaining that menacing tone.

"Hmmm….Perhaps a few Gauss firings wouldn't hurt them." The idiot concluded how his pet could deal with these "mean" people. "Freckles, go get 'em!"

"ENGAGING TARGETS!" Freckles declared, having already destroyed the Helicopters in an instant and now fighting his fleeing targets.

Verosika and her group could only watch in utter shock that the idiot would resort to chaos to free them. All looked at Caboose, who also looked back at them. "Now, where is my thank you?"

Preview: Well, after today, I decided to rest while Freckles is under repair. I wonder what kind of people I'll meet in Hell next?

*SIGH* Caboose…just what the fuck have you just done!? Now, a certain Government organization will be up your ass.

That aside, I do want to apologise for taking so long to write this story, and finally concluded this long-ass trilogy. I got sidetracked with others. Like, my Bloodborne story and my work on my final year of college. Fret not, I'll try my best to write the next chapter.

Now, after watching the episode "Apology Tour" all I can see Caboose will play a heavy role in this version. Won't spoil it yet. You'll just have to wait.

I hope this chapter satisfy all of you!? You can criticise this work since I feel like there are many O.O.C moments. But what do you all think of this chapters? And predictions you all wanna make?