So, last chapter, I completely disregarded a very important plot point. Don't worry, it's gonna be taken in this chapter. If there are those who still complained about it, then I am sorry. I tried my best to writing this story without messing up the lore.

But I'm gonna say this. Since Caboose has gotten new armour, I gotten this idea that it has given him demonic scent that's so potent that any being from Heaven or Hell will believe that Caboose is still a Sinner, which allows him to cross over to the other rings of hell and Earth. Well, except beings like the Seven Deadly Sins, Ars-Goetias, and the Seraphims since they are powerful.

On the sidenote, I want to thank V Elemecha V for suggesting some ideas for certain segments and helping me give ideas to fix the hole I create regarding the lore. It proved to be helpful. And also, I want to thank the X user 54R13L for helping with some scenes. I would have been stuck and unable to complete this chapter before the year ends.

Now then, onto the chapter, shall we?

Caboose's Guide to make Friends in Hell

Guide Thirteen

Heavenly Social Call

Premise: Uh…I don't know what to say. Sorry, can't think of anything at the moment.

Being the joy-bringer to the Winners and Heavenborn, it was Emily's responsibility to do so. However, there was a deafening boom that rattled the entire realm. It caught her, including her "brothers" and "sisters", that something like this would have occurred. Yet when she was about to look for answers, Sera appeared and told the court that Adam and Lute had already dealt with it. Though there was truth in her words, it can't help but make her more curious.

Right now, she was with a group of children heading to the park where they could train to fly. Even with that, that thought still played on her mind. 'Sera said the meteor has been dealt with. Why do I feel that weird presence is still roaming around?'

"Um, Excuse me, Miss?"

The Joy Bringer and the children stopped walking upon hearing a voice directed towards her. All turned behind and saw a giant, blue-armoured man looking back at them with his golden visor. They sensed a tinge of malic emitting from the amour, yet something about his presence caught her. And it wasn't the lack of a Halo and Wings. Instead, he seemed to give off an amiable presence. "Uh, hello. I was wondering where I could find a bathroom? I've been looking for it for over an hour now and am wasting time on this daycation." Caboose innocently asked.

'The aura he's giving off is full of malice. But he's…no way…," Emily clearly sensed what he was underneath his armour. Yet, this friendly gesture had given her a differing opinion.

Caboose noticed the look on her face and couldn't help but feel curious. "Miss…You got that look on your face. Are you okay?"

The cheerful Seraphim just chuckled and smiled at the blue idiot. "I'm fine. Just thought of something." Even knowing this man didn't originate from Hell, nor was he a Sinner just by sense, she decided to not delve into that matter. It wasn't her place to say after all.

The blue soldier quietly looked at her before uttering, "Okay!" Now that was over, he would head to the bathroom before resuming on his day off.

"Wait!" The Seraphim called out to the idiot, making him stop and turn towards her. "If you're left alone again, you'll get many onlookers' attention and start questioning you. You should be with me."

Caboose didn't understand what she meant by that, but he gladly responded to her suggestion. "Okay, Miss Six-Winged Nice Lady."

The Joy-Bringer only let out a smile despite being misnamed. "It's actually Emily!"

"Oh…" Caboose suddenly realised what he just said. "My bad, Emily! You can call me Caboose!"

Caboose. That name somehow fitted perfectly. "That's a lovely name you have, Caboose." She smiled sweetly at what she had spoken.

The blue idiot looked at her very friendly. "Thanks. And we can be friends, correct?"

"Yes, we can." She answered before letting out a light giggle. She never expected him to befriend her in an instant. It eventually disappeared as she realised the Heavenborn children were staring at him and remembered she was about to teach them how to fly. "Pardon me. I didn't know you were all waiting for me. Shall we continue?" The children nodded and walked by her to head to their destination. Caboose followed soon after, but only because she asked him to…and also because he needed to head to a bathroom.

-Scene Change-

The group found themselves in an open field where the Seraphim could teach them. Speaking of the person herself, she stood before the Heavenborn children while Caboose was watching after finding a bathroom to relieve himself. Since they were at their destination, Emily ought to teach the kids an essential matter. "Alright, Children, now spread your wings!" She turned her back to show her wings while she pointed at them. "Remember, jump up with your legs and push down with your wings!"

The Heavenborn Children did precisely what she instructed them to do. All jumped into the air, and they pushed down their wings. This resulted in them being momentarily airborne before landing back on the ground. Still, Emily cheered on and was impressed at their progress. "That's it!" Keep going…"

"Um, Excuse me, Miss Emily." Now, Emily looked to her left and saw Caboose approaching her. "May I partake in this activity? It seems to be really fun!"

Emily wasn't sure if Caboose could even partake, considering he lacked wings. Then again, she sensed he had no malicious intentions with the children. "Of course. I'm sure you'll be a great assistance."

"Thanks!" Now, Caboose looked at the children, who seemed intimidated by his appearance. However, none of them expected him to give instructions. "Now, to what Miss Emily is saying, push your wings not too hard. They're part of your body; you shouldn't push yourself to your limits." And the fear they had soon dissipated as they did what he simply instructed.

Unlike Emily's instruction, it seemed to have gone smoothly. The Heavenborn children levitate in the air for about five seconds before returning to the ground. The idiot cheered them on at their progress. "Yes! Keep going! The longer you do this, the quicker you fly in the air like birds!" That didn't make any sense. But that's his way of "encouraging" them.

The Joy-Bringer was undoubtedly impressed with how Caboose made them airborne. Albeit with words that didn't match up while he was speaking. "I never knew you're quite a teacher, Caboose?"

That brought the blue idiot's attention as his yellow-gold visor turned to the Seraphim's Angelic eyes. "Really? Oh, why, thank you! I did have experience with looking after children." That wasn't a complete lie. Caboose still remembered teaching Tucker's Alien Kid a few tricks, such as fetch and jumping.

"There you are!" Emily sighed upon hearing that familiar voice. She and Caboose turned to their right and saw Adam and Lute (Or, in Caboose's case, the Heavenly Couple) approaching them. Stopping before them, the First Human notices this Sinner is with the children. "And I see you're getting accustomed to the children. Never knew you're that type."

Lute didn't like the scene before her and glared at the blue idiot. "You better be careful, Sinner, or you'll regret it."

Rather than feeling offended, Caboose was outright confused about what they said. Fortunately for him, Emily spoke to defend him. "You two, please don't say mean things to him. He was just helping the children how to fly. They're making quite the process thanks to him. I've seen it with my own eyes."

Adam was still doubtful about this. "You are? Because when he met us, he acted like a fuc—"

"Um, Adelle? You can't swear in front of children." Caboose reminded him with a tinge of innocence.

The First Human felt offended that this Sinner was simply giving him advice. "Oh, don't give any of that bull—"

"Add'em…" Caboose spoke; this time, his tone was stern. "There are children behind us, and your words would negatively influence them."

Adam let out a sneer. This Sinner was starting to make him reach a boiling point, and he wanted to kill him right now. But there's a Seraphim besides this idiot. Fuck's sake, his opportunity was blocked! Damn, his luck fucking sucks! He let out a rude groan."Fiiinnneee! I won't say any of those damned things."

Caboose was glad Adam was taking his words into consideration. And he's starting to notice how his personality is not different to that of his late friend, Church. "Thank you!"

Upon hearing this, Emily looked at the duo. "What are you doing here, Miss Lute and Mr. Adam? Don't you have a routine to do?"

Lute grumbled as her eyes then darted towards Caboose, who was looking up in the sky for some reason. "Sera has assigned us to look after him for the time being…" It felt utterly wrong for her to say. She was an Exorcist meant to cleanse filth like the one in front of her. She could do it but dared not go against the Seraphim's wishes. "And by the looks of it, he seems to give you a hard time, correct?"

To her surprise, Emily shook her head. "No, he hasn't actually. He was looking for a bathroom before joining me to help the children fly with their wings."

"And she told me I was an excellent help." Caboose chimed in, not knowing he had rudely interrupted their conversation. "It was neat!"

"Neat?!" Both Adam and Lute spoke, not believing this Sinner was helpful to any denizens of Heaven.

"Yeah. I already said that." The idiot said before feeling pecky as he skipped breakfast and lunch. "Is there any place to eat because I'm starving? Are there any pancakes around?"

Emily turned towards him, chuckling at his pure-hearted innocence. "There's a lot, Caboose. I can take you to one if you want?" An idea popped into her mind, and she smiled cheerfully. "Oh, how about now as a reward for helping out?"

And Caboose was on board. "Oh, that would be so wonderful, Miss Emily!? Let's go right now!"

"Hold it!" Emily spoke to him, making him freeze in place before she turned to the duo Exorcists. "Would you two like to come along? I'm sure you'll both get along with Caboose!"

Adam and Lute stared at one another, unsure of her latter comment. Both knew they didn't want to upset her and complied with the Seraphim. Adam released a tiresome sigh. "I guess I can go with it? This idiot's presence is starting to take a fucking toll on me."

-Scene Change-

The trio of Angels and one "Sinner" sat at a round table outside a restaurant having their food. Emily had fish with a side of salad and rice. Lute is a well-balanced military meal, and Adam is a large platter with many ribs. Yet, none were eating their hot meals. Instead, they stared at Caboose, who cut his beef and mushroom pancakes before swallowing them through his helmet tube. He gleefully marvelled at the taste.

"Man, this is yummy food! I can see Grif clearing the entire place out." As he was about to cut another piece, he saw them looking at him without realising their food was about to get cold. "Um…guys, your food won't be that good if you leave it."

The Seraphim just giggled awkwardly upon hearing this comment. She immediately started eating her lunch. But not before pointing out the obvious. "Caboose, you're eating with your helmet on."

Lute was starting to question his sanity. "How can you do that? That armour doesn't have a built-in mouthpiece."

"Yeah, and it has one like this, you fucking weirdo," Adam pointed at his mouth bit, making Emily glare at him due to using profanity in public.

Caboose looked down at his food before shifting at the trio. He didn't mind repeating it despite telling Miss Angry Mexican Pirate and Roxy. "Oh, you don't have to worry about that. This has a built-in filter I can turn off whenever I want to eat." He assured them before he resumed eating his lunch.

"A built-in filter." Adam couldn't believe what he was hearing. "You're fucking kidding, right? Why can't you have an already built-in mouth where you can eat without that fucking ridiculous helmet!?"

Caboose shot a 'glare' at him right after scarfing his lunch down. "Um…thanks for the compliment."

"That wasn't even a compliment, fucktard!" The first human snarled at the Idiot, ignoring a glare from the Idiot who just finished his meal and was now slurping his chocolate milkshake.

Finishing his drink, the blue Idiot wiped his helmet's mouthpiece with a napkin before a thought came to him. "Hold on…" It eventually came to him that he had missed something. "Oh no, I forgot to do my daily task!" Without wasting time, he pulled his phone out to play that game, which he became addicted to.

Naturally, Lute was alerted by this. "What daily tasks?"

Caboose glances at the female Exorcist. "Oh, it's just this turn-based thingy called Horai: Stern Mail! It's an entertaining game!" He explained before looking back at his phone to play the game.

Adam caught wind of this and did a double take. "Wait…did you fucking say Honkai: Star Rail!? Oh….fuuuuccccckkk! Don't tell me you're addicted to that shit!?" And that caused his best fighter to release a disappointed sigh. She'd remembered her Commanding Officer becoming too addicted to that 'Sinful Game' for half of last year. He had spent most of the Exorcists' Funds on doing those pulls (The picture of her "sisters" not getting the money they had was something she'd sternly reminded him not to spend any of their money on those types of human games.) he did that caused at least two million Heaven Bucks! (Sera was utterly shocked that the first human had recklessly spent that money on a mobile game!)

One time, Adam was up all night trying to pull for that…what was that purple chick's name inspired by that Austrian-Czech Writer? No matter. She had spent sixty hours trying to pull for her, only to end up with nothing. This eventually forced Lute to slip in a potent dose of sleeping pill in one of Adam's drinks before he was eventually knocked out for a day, and she'd ultimately deleted the game on his tablet. He seemed to forget about that game and returned to his abrasive self-three days after his long slumber.

After that, Lute never dared to mention that game to him again. Unfortunately, this Idiot seemed to bring that "painful" memory up again. Before she scolded him, Caboose put his phone down as he finished his task. "And I've completed it. Glad I haven't spent any money today. That was, unfortunately., There were no new friends I could collect." His bladder started to burst, and he immediately stood up. "Um… guys, I must head to the bathroom now."

"Okay, Caboose. Just make sure you come back once you're done." Emily told him as he walked away from the table.

Seeing him gone relieved Adam that he decided to eat his ribs (he didn't care if they went cold cause he needed something to ease his headache! That Idiot was insufferable!). Five minutes in, he had already finished them, and he couldn't help but notice Caboose hadn't even returned.

Lute noticed as well and knew something was off. "Going to the bathroom doesn't take that long. Something might be happening."

"Maybe it may take a while for him. Emily assumed.

Whether or not Caboose wandered off to do another thing, Adam was starting to get tired of this. He looked at his top fighter. "Lute, why don't you look for him since you're worried?"

His Second-in-Command looked at him while raising an eyebrow. "Sir…"

The Seraphim thought the same. "Yeah, why don't you go and look for him. I mean, you're the one who brought it up."

Lute didn't like what was spoken regarding this Idiot, but she was obliged to take this command. She closed her eyes before letting out a tiresome sigh. "Fine…" She stood from her seat before going off wherever Caboose went.

Adam's appetite kicked back in as she left, and he immediately felt he needed another plate of ribs. "Man, I'm so fucking hungry now that the idiot's out of my fucking sight. Waiter!" And once again, Emily shook her head at how he shouted without filtering his words.

-Scene Change-

An hour went by, and Lute had no luck in finding wherever the Hell Caboose has ended up in Heaven. He simply told them that he was heading to the bathroom, not anywhere else! This Sinner was starting to drive her crazy and she could not be able to contain her urge of killing him.

No. She can't do anything to. She was directly ordered by Sera herself to keep an eye of him in case he needs to be disposed of. Maybe she had a point. From all of her time as an Exorcist, she'd killed Sinner that was driven by malice and varied in character. This particular one lacked any except for the fact that he was living in the world of his own imagination. For the first time, she'd dread of what his capabilities are.

Wait, why would she feel dread? She is clearly superior to those lowly scums of Hell, and he is no exception.

"Never mind about that," She spoke aloud to herself, "I just need to find him and bring him back. I'm starting to get sick of this job."

As she continued on her search, her ears perked up to hear…music coming from within the beach? Is that where he ended up in?! Least she was able to get her answer of his whereabouts.

Entering the Beach, Lute was left in awe at the sight of the Winners…partying?! All were in their beachwear as they were talking to one another. There wasn't a hint of any 'sinful' aura within it. They were truly enjoying the party, and the music was helping the tone.

I was lost with a broken heart.

You picked me up, now I'm set apart.

From the ash, I am born again…

No sign of any of those Earth or Hell songs the Exorcist would normally hear. It was strange. It felt like it was one of those parties that felt so…Heavenly."

"I hope you're all enjoying this! Because the party is about to get wild!" A familiar voice called out to them before changing the song to a more upbeat tone that perfectly synchronises with the first one.

Where there's a will, there's a way, kind of beautiful.

And every night has its day, so magical.

And if there's love in this life, there's no obstacle.

That can't be defeated…

Thaaaaaattt makes sense. Lute was not at all surprised how this blue idiot could host a beach party in a short amount of time. He gave the Winners a good time by looking at it. Why is she thinking of that? Adam told her to look, and she wouldn't waste any time stuck in his antics.

Forcing her way through the crowds, the female Exorcist made her way to where the DJ was, feeling that the idiot was operating it. Eventually, she could find where the DJ booth was, and her feelings were proven right. The Caboose was making some beats on the DJ mixer. He seemed to be outright distracted as she directly stood in front of him. "You're supposed to come back to us!" She sternly shouted at him.

Though the music was loud, Caboose saw the female Angel. He was glad she could make it to the party. "Ah, Miss Lewd! Welcome to the party!"

Lute's eyes twitch. Even though he said that out of malice, he dared to say it in front of everyone. Luckily, the Winners were all too occupied with the party. Good, that means she'd dragged him back if she had to, even if it was using force. "You, come with me, right—"

"Oh, you want to dance?!" Caboose "realised" what she was trying to say. The beach party was already getting started. But it would be more fun with her involved. Stopped the music, and all the Winners stopped dancing as all the lights were shining on Lute. "Everyone! Miss Loot wants a dance-off with the DJ…slash party host!?"

Lute couldn't believe what she heard as all eyes turned towards her. "Hold on, that isn't what…"

"If she wins, she gets a big prize! But if she loses, she won't get what I mentioned before…" Caboose announced, going off trail to what he had just said seconds before. "Everyone, please form a circle around the pretty yet feisty lady. Oh, and please leave some room for me. This is gonna be one of those appropriate dances." That caused the Exorcist to be annoyed at his description of her despite the crowd cheerfully shouting.

Seconds passed, and Caboose found himself within the circle and was on the opposite side to where Lute stood. He removed the headphones before he pointed a finger at her. "I hope you're ready! Things are about to get awesome!"

A grey fedora materialises on his right hand before plopping it onto his head. Suddenly, music beats heard from the 80s played in the background as he proceeded to dance like the King of Pop. His moves were indeed eye-catching to the crowd, and to finish this, he smoothly ended by sliding backwards to the side before coming to a stop. He looked at Lute. "Now it's your turn!"

The female Exorcist was at a loss. She could not drag him back because the Winners blocked every path she saw. No way she could 'play evenly' with him. She's a Fighter, not a Dancer, for Pete's sake. "LUTE!" She could hear her Commanding Officer's voice. Glancing to her right, she saw Adam landing in front of the crowd. Yet, there was a little distance between the two. "The fuck is happening!? And why is this blue idiot dancing!?"

"He simply wants a dance-off!" She clarified, holding off any frustration that was building up. She was lucky the Winners were all able to focus on the competition. "I simply cannot do this!"

Adam let out a 'pfft' before he waved an arm at her. "Oh, come on! You should play if you want to have your way with him!

Lute looked back at him. "WHAT?!"

"You should just play along until you have the advantage!" Adam simplified his command to her. "This idiot is unpredictable. But if you beat him, you have the advantage!"

Seems to be a practical approach to handling this situation. There was still a problem she needed to sort out. "How does it do that, Sir!? I am not good at dancing!"

Adam knew that his Second-In-Command was atrocious in dancing. Luckily, there was one thing he could give her. "Oh, just take my fucking blessing!" With a quick snap of his fingers, Lute felt a magical effect coursing through her body. She felt so ready to take this idiot on before everything returned back to normal. With this in motion, Adam gave his own way to motivate her. "Go get him, Danger Tits! Shown him what you can do!"

Preview: Um. Why did Add'em call Miss Lewd that and also, why did she have the need to cheat?

Well, I have to say. This took a while to complete writing. But at last, here it is. Now, there is a battle between Caboose and Lute. Luckily, they're settling this with a Dance Battle.

Oh, if you're requesting for what dance moves the two are gonna do, I have found one. It'll be a week so or until the next chapter gets punlished. I hope you can forgive me for not ending in a duology.

One more thing, here are the songs mentioned in this chapter. Don't want to be copyrighted.

Alive by Hillsong Young & Free

Waiting for Love by Avicii

Billie Jeans by Michael Jackson

I hope this chapter satisfy all of you!? You can criticise this work since I feel like there are many O.O.C moments. I want to improve on my writing to make it all interesting.

But what do you all think of this chapters? And what are tje predictions you all wanna make?

Oh, and I feel like that this story's TV Trope needs to be upgraded because it has been ages. Let me know if it has been because I'm finding more and more tropes as I'm writing it.