Author's Note
"Sorry to keep you waiting, complicated business."
But seriously, I'm sorry for basically being nonexistent for a few months. The reason is that from some things I noticed, as well as a friend of mine who uses this site, there seemed to be some sort of bot problem going on.
So I decided to take an extended break until things blew over...problem is it took a lot longer than I was expecting, not to mention I also got sidetracked with all the different holidays and events that occurred over these past few months.
But just know that I'm not dead, this story wasn't abandoned, and that I'll try my best to do things quicker.
I hope you all enjoy!
-MisterStevenson
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It opened on a raccoon rummaging through a trash can.
(Narrated by Chris McLean)
Last time on Total Drama Island! The Frogs of Death and Ferocious Trout were tasked with searching for frisbee-sized coins in a nifty little scavenger hunt.
Caleb went to work on making a new alliance, deciding on the two dumb Hockey-Jocks, Wayne and Raj. Bowie found out about this…and he wasn't pleased.
Axel and a few others got chased by the raccoon monster from Season 1, but thanks to Zee's…skills, they were able to safely get their coins. Boo! I wanted to see some carnage.
In the end though, the Frogs of Death were victorious. But luckily for the Ferocious Trout, it was just a reward challenge, so nobody went home, but they still felt like total losers that day.
What's in store for our campers this time? Find out here on a new episode of Total…Drama…Island!
(Cut to Opening and Back)
It cut to an early morning shot of the campground. It proceeded to pan through both team's cabins, showing that everyone was fast asleep…well, almost everyone.
It cut over to the Confession Cam, where MK had plugged in the camera's USB port into Julia's phone, and was listening to the latest batch of confessionals. "Let's see what we got today…" MK began scrolling through the newest downloads.
"No…useless…another dancing Emma…damn, no wonder they cut out so many confessions from the final cut. Most of them are BORING AS HELL!" MK exclaimed.
MK proceeded to scroll for a little more, before stopping on something. "Hello, what have we got here?" MK pressed play on the file.
"I may have lost to Bowie yesterday when he snatched that ex-obsessed girl from me…but I think I found two new candidates for my new alliance." "If I need to stomach two people's worth of stupidity to ensure I don't go home soon…I guess I'll make that sacrifice." MK played Caleb's confessionals.
"Oh-ho, more Caleb and Bowie drama. I wonder how long it'll last…? Meh, as long as they don't come after me, they can fight each other to the death for all I care." MK shrugged.
"Mission accomplished, I just need one more and I'll have the majority. I am about to RUN this game!" MK heard the last confessional, which caused her eyes to widen. "Wait, he actually got those boneheads on his side?" MK wondered.
"Huh, I may need to keep tabs on that alliance of Caleb's…" MK tapped her chin before disconnecting the USB from the phone. "Okay, time to mosey on back to the cabin…" MK whispered before exiting the confessional…only to see a pale, smiling girl a couple feet away.
"W-What in the fu-" "Hi there, whatcha doin'?" Scary Girl tilted her head. "I…what are you doing here at five in the morning!?" MK quietly shouted. "...I followed you." Scary Girl answered.
"Have you been…standing out here this whole time?" "Yes…" Scary Girl didn't elaborate further. "So-" But MK was shut up by Scary Girl covering her mouth, then making a "my lips are sealed" gesture.
"Heeheehee!" Scary Girl joyfully skipped away. "Yep, definitely creeped out." MK said before it cut to a shot of the Mess Hall later in the day. "Ooh, my hair has never felt better." Caleb was rubbing his freshly washed hair.
"I would make some comment criticizing you…but I must say that machine had some fine beauty care stuff in it." Bowie immediately retracted his statement. It then panned over to the Trout's table, where some conversations were forming.
"And that's when I mastered the art of foraging…although I first started over a decade ago!" Axel recounted something from her survival training. "Whoa, that's wicked, bro." Zee said. "Uh-huh, that's…great development." Chase wasn't paying attention as he was more focused on staring at Emma.
"But what about all the other hyper-specific skills you needed to learn? You'll never survive without them!" Priya interjected. "Well, I actually decided to train on the IMPORTANT things…also I wasn't conceived solely for the slim chance that there would be a reboot of Total Drama when I came of age." Axel just completely lost the filter on that one.
Everybody at the Trout table just completely went slack jawed at that. "What…the f-(bleep) did you just say?" Priya gritted her teeth. "Ooh, snap!" Chase exclaimed.
(Confessional)
Axel- "Let's get one thing straight, I don't like Priya…there, hate me all you want. But she's too young, probably has no real-world experience and is sheltered to all hell. Plus it isn't even an underdog situation. She's genuinely a good player, but good in the most tragic way possible.
(Confessional End)
It cut back to the Frogs of Death's table, where Emma was listening in. "Wow, talk about team drama." Emma said as she began brushing her hair with her fingers. And then Nichelle entered the Mess Hall, looking as spry as a C-List celebrity could.
"Good morning, team. How goes it?" She flipped her hair back. "Uh-oh, Nichelle's here…better hide our Gemmy awards." MK snarked. "Uh-oh, better hide that big-ass forehead of yours, MK." Nichelle countered, this getting laughs from Caleb and Bowie.
"...Bruh, it was just a joke." MK pulled her beanie down a little more. "And then he was like, BOOM!" Raj exclaimed from offscreen. It panned over to show Wayne and Raj walking to the table, discussing…something.
"And then I was all like, shoulder check!" Wayne punched the air. "And then I was like, SHUT UP!" Nichelle exclaimed. "U-Uh yes ma'am!" "Sorry, eh!" Wayne and Raj quickly sat down. "*clears throat* Um…hey Wayne." Emma said.
"Oh, morning Em! Good work yesterday, team MVP for sure." "Oh yeah, from what Wayne said you definitely came in clutch for us." Raj added. "U-Uhh…thank you!" Emma was blushing.
"Hey, I found my coin first. How come I ain't MVP?" Nichelle huffed. "Because you're unathletic, and basically no one likes you." Bowie said with a smirk. "I got to say amen to that one." Caleb agreed, the two briefly putting their differences aside to give each other a low-five under the table.
"What the- that's not true!" Nichelle cried, looking around the table. "...Meh, never meet your heroes." "You really could act a little better." "I was a fan until that outburst…" Wayne, Raj, and Emma all said.
"Gah!" Nichelle got up and stormed off. "Dang, how many times is she gonna do that?" MK commented. It then cut back over to the Ferocious Trout's table. "And then…and then…stupid…" Priya was out of breath after going on what was no doubt a long rant.
"Well, that's some decent criticism. I will take that into account." Axel said, casually eating her breakfast. "Uh, she was pretty angry. Maybe you should at least sort of…consider apologizing?" Damien whispered.
"Hmph, I meant what I meant. Also if you want to see REAL anger, you should see my Dad when he has to pay the electric bill." Axel shrugged off Damien's concern. Meanwhile Millie just kept on writing things down.
It then cut to a shot of the camp loudspeaker. "Campers! It's challenge time~!" Chris' voice announced. It briefly cut to Chris talking to the Head Intern from last episode, before everyone arrived.
"I'm just saying, bringing back the 3-day intermission between challenges isn't a bad idea." The Head Intern said. "And why, dare I ask, would that be?" Chris asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Because if we have challenges every day, then the campers will get exhausted. And a bunch of tired people will net in subpar ratings, also…don't you get paid by the day?" The Head Intern explained, checking all the right boxes for Chris.
"Hmm…" Chris pondered before Chef and the fourteen campers approached. "Hey, get out of the shot!" Chris shooed the Head Intern away before turning to face everyone. "Welcome to Total Drama Island's most grueling challenge ever!" Chris exclaimed.
"Not gonna lie, some of you may not make it out of this alive." Chris said as several campers looked on in fear, or in Scary Girl's case a giggle fit. "Now one person from each team will be randomly selected to sit out and watch this sure-to-be-lethal challenge." Chris explained, rubbing his hands together.
Just about everyone raised their hands. "Heh heh, nice try…and what part of "randomly selected" did you not understand? We'll draw two names out of this helmet, and fate will take it from there." Chris explained as Alexandria walked up holding the helmet.
"For the Frogs of Death…Caleb." Chris began. "Aww man, well I'll be rooting for you all." Caleb said to his team. "Great, of course our strongest teammate has to sit out…" MK crossed her arms.
"Hey, maybe he can ogle himself some more." Bowie passive-aggressively said. "Ha ha…pot meet kettle." Caleb responded, making a jab at Bowie. "As for the Ferocious Trout…Damien." Chris finished.
"Yes! Woo! Yeah baby!" Damien was about to break it down right there, before noticing the looks his team was giving him. "I mean…aww, too bad for me…go team?" He slowly pumped a fist.
"Okay, let's get started!" Chris pulled out a remote, pushed a button, and two clear cylindrical-chambers came out of the ground. "All right, hop in." Chris instructed. "Is this some kind of portable shower?" Caleb asked.
"No no, it's one of those booths that you get into and money starts flying around!" Damien excitedly exclaimed. "It's whatever will get you both to go inside them." Chris said. It cut ahead to Damien and Caleb being closed inside the booths, Caleb being a bit more snug a fit than Damien.
And then the five lock icons on the side of each booth turned red, and made a "click" sound. "Hey, why do we need to be locked in!?" Damien shouted. "For those of you not locked in a glass tube, this challenge will require helmets." Chris pulled out two helmets, one blue and one grey.
"So nobody gets hurt…" Chris proceeded to throw the grey helmet at Chase, hitting him in the face. "OUCH! Not my face!" Chase put his hand over a tiny bruise like it was a gaping wound. "Today's game is called 'The Obstacle Course of Death'." Chef announced.
There were several gasps from the campers. "First you start with a classic Army-Style rope wall climb, then you'll crawl under the barbed wire." Chef explained. "And the wire is electric, just something to keep in mind." Chris added.
"Phew, really dodged a bullet today." Caleb said from inside the glass booth, this statement causing Chris and Chef to quietly laugh at what was about to come. "Speaking of, either of you gonna tell us what these tubes are for?" Damien added.
"After the wire crawl you'll navigate a long greased up platform until you reach the end. Then you'll use a rope to swing to a branch containing your team's secret code. Each number is written on a marked piece of paper that you need to grab in the exact order the numbers go." Chef continued.
"Then you'll come back and type the code into the tube containing your respective teammate, first to release them wins the challenge." Chef finished. "And every teammate must grab a number, and you'll need all six numbers to save your teammates from the booths that will begin filling with water, right…now!" Chris pushed another button, and the booths slowly began filling with water.
"Whoa! What!?" Damien yelled. "U-Uh, it's gonna stop at some point, right?" Caleb also began getting nervous. "Yeah, how high is this water gonna get? Am I going to have to drink it!?" Damien added.
"Oh I wouldn't recommend doing that." Chris ominously smiled. "*sniffs* What smells like bleach?" Caleb asked. "*gasp* Is this…toilet water!?" Damien shouted. "Yes, specifically from the Communal Washrooms…which had to be cleaned and disinfected after a certain incident yesterday." Chris explained, glaring at Scary Girl.
"At least it wasn't from the outhouse, that's all I'm saying." MK shrugged. "The winners of today's challenge get a reward of a meal from any fast food place of their choosing…I dunno, nothing really meshed right with the obstacle course." Chef said.
"And the losing team will be eliminating someone, no non-elimination challenges today. Also don't try to be sneaky and eliminate the drowned one, because we'll do a double-elimination if it comes to it." Chris shook his head.
"What!? Get me out of here! GET ME OUT!" Damien furiously banged his fist against his booth. "I can't go like this, it's not even in my top five!" Caleb punched the booth which caused a small crack to form.
"Uhh…on second thought, I think I'm good." Caleb began relaxing. "Pick your running order, for the challenge begins when I blow the horn!" Chris pulled out an airhorn. It then cut over to the Frogs of Death. "Alright huddle up! Everyone take a knee." Wayne instructed.
"Yeah, this is an obstacle course, not a sporting event. So I think we pass. "Hey, there's no "we" in team!" Wayne exclaimed. "Yeah, that'd make it tweam." Raj nodded. "And nobody says that." Wayne added.
"I'll pick the order!" Emma suddenly shouted. "Wayne, MK, Me, Bowie, Raj, and Nichelle goes last!" Emma ordered. "Okay then…any objections?" Bowie asked. "Uh…nope, let's do this, Frogs." Nichelle said, clearly wanting to object.
"Go Frogs!" The six campers shouted, before transitioning to the Ferocious Trout. "Alright, strength is key. If we get a huge lead then the Frogs will panic and never catch up!" Chase suggested.
"I really hate to say this, but Chase is right. We should put our strongest players first, that way we'll build up a decent lead." Axel took over. "I think it should be Me, then Priya, then Chase." Axel began. "Hold up, why am I third? I'm clearly the strongest-" Chase stopped as he saw the glare he was getting from Axel.
"I'm clearly the second strongest on the team!" Chase reluctantly exclaimed. "Skill outweighs physical strength…as well as actual physical strength." Axel said. "Anyways, next it will be up to Zee, Millie, and then Scary Girl…on account of knowing close to nothing about her." Axel finished.
(Confessional)
Chase- "Seriously, I still can't believe Axel put Priya over me! I mean, earlier she said that whole thing about her existence…which was baller btw! Actually, I think I overheard Emma shouting that she was going third…Axel must've been doing me a solid, putting the boyfriend with his girlfriend!
Axel- "There, I tried to be fair to my teammates. But why do I feel like I'm about to be the indirect cause of something dramatic about to happen?"
(Confessional End)
It cut to both teams about to start. "I'm already ankle deep! Blow the whistle, BLOW IT!" Damien yelled. "Relax Damien, this isn't life or death…for me…and most likely Caleb." Chris assured, Caleb also remaining to chill inside his tube.
"Begin!" Chris blew the airhorn, and then Axel and Wayne began climbing the first obstacle. "The circumstances of our second meeting may be different, but I'm still beating you!" Axel taunted Wayne, climbing the obstacle faster.
"Good hustle, Wayner! You're keepin' up good!" Raj shouted. It cut to Axel, where the arm of a bear punched through the wall she was climbing, causing a bunch of campers to gasp. "Que!?" Axel faltered.
"What was that?" Axel recovered herself. "Oh, didn't I mention? There are bears living inside the climbing wall!" Chris shouted. "Hmm, first the sharks and now you forgot the bears." Chef commented. "I don't like what you're implying, maybe i'm not telling them on purpose" Chris said.
It panned over to the end of the rope climb, where Wayne dropped down first. Followed by Axel, who landed on her feet and immediately began catching up.
They both proceeded to reach the barbed wire, then begin crawling under it. "You're good, but I'm better!" Axel taunted, easily overtaking Wayne. "Oh no you don't!" Wayne got to his feet and attempted to run through the barbed wire…only to trip and end up tangled in it.
"Ouch! Wait a second, I can do this…ouch!" Wayne struggled to get free. "Wayne, this may come as a SHOCK to you, but the wires are electric!" Chris reminded the Hockey-Bro, before pulling out a remote and pressing a button.
"AAAAHHHH!" Wayne was comically electrocuted. All the while Axel made it past the barbed wire, and to the next obstacle. And the second she stepped onto the grease, she began to slip and stumble. "W-Whoa!" Axel tried steadying herself.
"Come on Axel, you got this!" Millie encouraged. "I'm a survivalist, of course I got this!" Axel began making her way through the greased up platform. "You got this, Wayner! Show why you're the Snow Owl Captain!" Raj shouted.
It cut to Wayne, who proceeded to growl and break into a full sprint. "HOOT! HOO- AGH!" Wayne slid on the grease and off the platform. This fall causing several members of the Frogs of Death to cringe.
It cut back to Axel, who swung from the rope and to the branch containing the marked pieces of paper. She grabbed the grey slip that had the number 1 on it, then dropped to the ground onto a mattress.
"The Ferocious Trout have their first number!" Chris announced. "Yeah!" "Alright." "Great, now BRING IT OVER!" Priya, Zee, and Damien all reacted. Meanwhile Wayne had made it to the rope swing. "Alright, go for the one…go for the one." Wayne swung from the rope and grabbed the blue slip of paper with the number 1 on it.
"And now the Frogs of Death have their first number!" Chris exclaimed. It cut back to both teams, where Axel and Wayne tagged out to Priya and MK at about the same time. "Wayne and Axel return at the same time, meaning that this race is just about dead even." Chris narrated.
MK and Priya were racing up the rope wall, Priya having the edge over MK. And then the bear from earlier swatted its arm at them both, Priya dodged gracefully, but MK ended up dropping a little bit. "*phew* Oh, that was a close one!" MK huffed.
It next cut to Axel and Wayne typing in their respective numbers into the tubes containing their teammates. "Woo, alright!" Wayne cheered. "Nice one, keep it up…teamie." Caleb choked out that last word.
"Can't you type any faster!?" Damien was rushing Axel. "Can't you shut up for five seconds?" Axel asked, annoyed at Damien. Before pressing her own button on the keypad, and unlocking one of the locks.
It cut back to MK and Priya, both of which were doing the barbed wire part of the course. Except MK was carefully crawling through, while Priya was successfully jumping through the gaps in the wires.
"Hey, remember this part about the wires?" Chris pressed the button on his remote again, which caused the wires to electrocute Priya. But she shrugged off the electricity and kept going.
"Umm…okay." MK commented, slowly catching up.
(Confessional)
Priya- "I've been getting regular electroshock therapy treatments since I was three. And now I'm practically immune to getting hurt from electricity! The sessions must also have helped in other ways, because for some reason I never question anything my parents say or do."
(Confessional End)
It cut back to show that MK had caught up just enough to enter the final obstacle first, but Priya followed shortly after. "This means way more to me than it ever will to you, so apologies for this." Priya shoved MK down the greased up platform, while she effortlessly slid to the end.
"Whoa! That was unsportsmanlike conduct!" Raj shouted. "More like she's not afraid to play dirty…I like it." Bowie silently complimented Priya. As MK slid to the end of the platform, she grabbed the edge of it and managed to hold herself up. "Come on gamer grip…don't fail me now!" MK exclaimed.
Meanwhile Priya swung from the rope and grabbed the grey piece of paper with the number 2 on it, just before MK pulled herself up. And then she also swung from the rope, and grabbed the blue piece of paper with the number 2 on it.
(Confessional)
MK- Don't be the best, don't be the worst. I could've outpaced Priya easily due to being small and agile, but nobody gets voted out by flying under the radar…look at season 1 Owen for example."
(Confessional End) and (Cut to Commercial)
It opened back to Priya arriving first, tagging Chase in and running towards Damien in the locked tube. "Things are still pretty even in this challenge, The Frogs of Death and The Ferocious Trout need to make some power plays if they want to pull ahead of each other." Chris said.
Priya pressed her number into the keypad, before cutting to Chase on the rope wall. "Ha ha, hey Emma look, one hand!" Chase gloated to his ex, before the rope he was holding got dragged up by the bear.
"Whoa!" Chase exclaimed. The bear proceeded to punch Chase, swing the rope around several times, and then Chase was flung into the air. "Wahhhh!" Chase flew through the air until he crashed at the base of the last obstacle.
"I'm alright…just gonna shut my eyes for a sec…" Chase passed out.
(Confessional)
Emma- [Laughing] "Bears are definitely my new favorite animal!"
(Confessional End)
It cut to MK arriving back and tagging in Emma. "MK's back and Emma's on the course!" Chris announced. MK also typed in her number into her team's keypad. "Thanks MK, good performance out there." Caleb winked.
"Yeah, whatever." MK shrugged and walked away. Meanwhile Damien was panicking, and continuing to bang on the glass of his tube. "Wake up, Chase! WAKE UP!" Damien screamed. But it quickly panned over to show that Chase was still passed out.
It cut to Emma, who was currently crawling under the barbed wire. "I got this…I got this…AGH!" Emma exclaimed as part of her sweater got caught in the wire. "Looks like Emma ran into a small SNAG while going through the wires." Chris chuckled.
"Well, she's donezo." MK commented. "Aw, have some faith in Em. She's actually real skilled." Wayne interjected. "Hey, I trust you, bro." Raj added. And then it cut back to Emma, who had shimmied out of her sweater and kept going.
She then got to the final obstacle, not-so-subtly stepping on Chase and beginning to move through the grease…very slowly. "Easy…easy…EASY!" Emma slipped and fell on her back, causing some of her teammates to cringe.
It panned back to Chase, whose eyes shot open. "Uh, mineral water!" He blurted before getting up. He then saw Emma barely making progress on the course, then slicked back his hair. "Finally, some one-on-one time with my babe." Chase grinned as he approached the platform.
Emma was shuffling across the platform, until…"Hey…" Chase said from behind Emma, causing her to slowly turn. "*growls* What do you want, Chase?" Emma growled. "We haven't gotten to really talk since this thing started, not even a make-out session." Chase said.
Emma tried to keep her emotions in line…but that just seemed to send things over the edge. "Chase, are you fu-(bleep)-ing braindead or something!? I broke up with you! We aren't together! I don't want to get near that stupid beach house ever again!" Emma shouted and stomped her foot.
Meanwhile the numerous contestants, as well as Chris and Chef were watching on. "Wow, challenges are usually dramatic at the end, sometimes at the beginning, but not usually in the middle!" Chris exclaimed as the Head Intern brought him and Chef two bags of popcorn.
"Babe, why are you so mad? Like, first it was the first challenge and now this, what did I even do!?" Chase confusedly exclaimed. "You…you…" Emma looked like she was actually about to say it this time.
(Confessional)
Bowie- [excitedly clapping hands] "Ooh! Finally, after days of prodding I finally get to know the dark secret about Emma and Chase! Inappropriate prediction, but I bet she caught him sleeping with another girl…straight couples, am I right?"
(Confessional End)
"You cut the brakes on my car and nearly killed me!" Emma angrily exclaimed. "What!?" "Did she say he cut her brakes!?" "That is NOT cool, eh!" Axel, Millie, and Raj all reacted. "You're still torn up about that? It was just a prank!" Chase argued, pretty much confirming that Emma wasn't lying or exaggerating.
What little popularity Chase had seemed to be dropping every second, not even Scary Girl had something to say, looking more bewildered on whether to open her mouth or not. "C-Come on guys, it was just a prank, bro!" Chase turned to address everyone.
This allowed Emma to angrily kick Chase off the platform, and the adrenaline boost made her get over the greasy platform, swing from the rope, and then grab her team's next number.
(Confessional)
Bowie- "...Straight couples are messed up!"
Axel- [Whistling innocently]
(Confessional End)
"Emma brings home the number and Bowie is up next!" Chris announced as Emma ran towards Caleb's chamber and punched in the number. "Hey you alright? Need a…shoulder to-" "I'm good." Emma walked away before Caleb could finish.
It cut to Bowie already on the last obstacle, and effortlessly sliding through the grease. "And Bowie has just killed the obstacle course! Giving the Frogs a pretty big lead over the Trout." Chris narrated. "Hey, Bowie's got some moves." Wayne said. "Yeah he looks great…I mean he's DOING great! That's what I said." Raj corrected himself.
Meanwhile Chase had grabbed the rope, swung from it, grabbed the number, and did some trick that resulted in him soaring in the air. "Hey check this out! I'm a born again man!" Chase gave a big grin…before smashing his head against the bottom of a dip in the cliff. Good thing he was wearing a helmet!
"Ooh!" Priya called out. "Nice." Scary Girl said. Chase fell to the mattress below, but Bowie landed right on top of him. "GAH!" Chase yelped. "Oh, thanks for breaking my fall, honey." Bowie said before getting up and running towards his team.
"Wait…get back here and…apologize!" Chase huffed. But Bowie had already made it back and typed in his number. "The Frogs of Death already have four of their numbers. Meaning they just need two more to rescue Caleb." Chris announced.
"No…not AGAIN!" Priya angrily shouted, startling her teammates. "*panting* I'm back guys…no need to clap." Chase jogged forward while clutching his back, then went over to Damien's pod and pressed the number.
Zee had already taken off, and Chase didn't seem to notice the numerous glares he was getting from his teammates. Meanwhile Damien seemed to be breathing into an invisible paper bag. "Argh…Chris, if I survive this then i'm out! No more! I quit the game!" Damien exclaimed.
"I wouldn't do that, Damien. See, the contract you signed says that if you leave of your own volition…you owe US a million dollars!" Chris explained.
(Confessional)
Damien- "I owe THEM a million dollars!? I don't have a million dollars! I've never even seen a million dollars! If I did then I wouldn't be on this show…wait a minute, if I can't quit, then I guess my only way out is to get myself eliminated.
Chef- "Yeah there ain't nothing in that baloney contract. Chris just really doesn't want quitters in this season. Something about avoiding "Unfair Eliminations", well every elimination is unfair if you look at it a certain way."
(Confessional End)
"Hey, vote me off!" Damien was banging on his pod with a smile on his face. "It's my fault we're losing…vote me off for the sake of the team!" Damien kept going, earning a suspicious look from Axel.
(Confessional)
Chase- "Damien wants to take the fall for our crummy performance? Nuh-uh, you gotta respect someone like that. That's it, i'm never voting for him again!"
(Confessional End)
It cut to Raj who was finally preparing to start the course. "Come on Rajie, you're up!" Wayne exclaimed. "Alright…alright…what time is it?" Raj put on a fierce look. "It's go time!" Wayne shouted. "What time is it!?" Raj grabbed Wayne's head so that their foreheads were touching. "It's go time!" Wayne once again shouted back.
"So what are we gonna do?" Raj asked. "GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!" Raj and Wayne bashed each other on their helmeted heads before Wayne pulled out a water bottle and sprayed Raj's face. And Raj taking off towards the course.
Meanwhile Zee was slowly slithering through the barbed wire. "Think like a worm…move like a worm…" He said, before cutting over to Bowie. "Yes, when Raj gets back all that's left is Nichelle. And then we'll have won three challenges in a row…gotta say, this team is quite the powerhouse." Bowie commented.
It cut over to Zee approaching Damien's tube. "Brooo…sweet stand up bathtub! You gotta get some bubble bath and-" "Just punch in the number!" Damien interrupted. Zee took a sip of his soda and tapped the number pad.
"Time out, not that i'm complaining or anything…but how did the big scrawny guy beat the hockey-jock to the finish line?" Axel asked. "That's a good question." Millie added. It briefly panned over to Raj, who was slowly crawling like a caterpillar beneath the barbed wire.
"If it worked for Zee, then it'll work for me." Raj said with a confident look, before cutting to the Ferocious Trout. "Go Millie! Crush that obstacle course! Go go go!" Priya shouted. "I AM going!" Millie shouted back, slowly going up the rope wall.
"Oh…well go more efficiently!" Priya called out. And then it cut over to Emma, who appeared to be sulking away from everyone. "Uh…you alright? You look kinda…sad." Wayne walked over. "I'm fine, just…i'm fine." Emma walked away, leaving Wayne confused.
(Confessional)
Emma- "I completely told off Chase, the whole island seemed to take my side, and I should be happy. But why does this victory feel…hollow?"
(Confessional End)
It cut back to the Frogs of Death, where Raj had just returned. "And Raj returns for the Frogs of Death, extending their lead even further!" Chris narrated. Raj typed his number into the keypad, and was about to walk away.
"Hey, great work out there. Really coming in clutch for the team, Raj." Caleb gave a thumbs up. "Oh, uh…thanks Caleb." Raj slowly walked away.
(Confessional)
Caleb- "It's only been a few days, and I can already tell that Raj isn't the "Straightest paperclip in the box". Supposedly he's smarter than Wayne, so if I need to flirt every now and then for him to keep his loyalty…who am I to say no? I've led plenty of women AND men on before."
(Confessional End)
It cut back over to Millie, who had made it to the greased up platform. And she looked REALLY tired and winded. "*panting* Almost…almost there." Millie took a single step forward and fell down via the grease.
"Millie is still some ways away from finishing the course, and Nichelle only has to collect one more number for her team to win this challenge and to extend the Frogs of Death's winning streak!" Chris announced.
Nichelle was at the starting line, just sort of in a starting position. "Uh, what's she doing?" Raj asked. "I have no idea." Bowie responded. "Hm…action!" MK called out. And then Nichelle started running up to the rope climb.
She grabbed the rope and tried climbing…and proceeded to start giving a performance that made Cody, Noah, Cameron, and Dave all look like Olympic athletes by comparison. Nichelle kept falling from the ropes after not even making it a foot off the ground.
"Okay, taking it from the top…" "Going again, feeling great!" "Take five…take six…take seven…!" Are just some of the things Nichelle said while both teams, Chris, Chef, The Head Intern, and even the bears all watched the cringeworthy performance.
And then Millie came back to the starting line with her team's number. "And while Nichelle tries to…do that. Millie has reached the finish, with the second-to-last number for her team!" Chris announced as Millie went over and typed in her number, as Nichelle finally made it over the rope course.
"Scary Girl will have to go faster than Nichelle if she wants to take the win for her team." Chris narrated as it cut to Nichelle, who had already made it to the greased up platform…then falling on her back into an impromptu yoga position. "UGH!" Nichelle exclaimed.
Meanwhile Scary Girl took off from the starting line and completely leapt over the rope wall in a single bound. "Heehee!" Scary Girl giggled as she kept going, leaving every observer gobsmacked.
"...Would you like to trade teammates?" Bowie asked Axel, subtly motioning to Caleb in the tube. "That was pretty cool, right Wayne?" Raj asked, but got no answer. "Wayne?" Raj looked beside and around and realized that Wayne had left.
"And now we're down another player…woopee." MK rolled her eyes. It cut back to Scary Girl, who instead of crawling was elegantly jumping and twirling through the barbed wire…it probably took longer but it was certainly a flex.
It cut back to Nichelle, who was now swinging from the rope. But she was struggling to even get close to the numbers. "Lalalala!" Scary Girl was skipping over the greased up platform. Nichelle took one more swing and actually managed to snag her team's number.
"Yes!" She exclaimed, before landing on her stomach and dropping said number and it blowing away. "No!" She cried out. And then Scary Girl landed on the mattress next yo Nichelle, holding her number and one of her twintails having been undone from the impact.
"Huh, Scary Girl's actually pretty good." Chase commented, getting no reaction from anyone. "What, nobody has anything to add to that?" Chase asked. "GO! Go Scary go! SAVE MY LIFE!" Damien shouted.
"*sigh* Well, the streak was good while it lasted." MK shook her head. It cut back to Nichelle who wasn't taking loosing the number very well. "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" She kept repeating while throwing a tantrum on the mattress.
"That's just…sad." Chef commented. "And kind of funny when you think about it." The Head Intern added from offscreen. "*Sniffs* I can't do this anymore, i'm not built for this! My career is a trainwreck, I have zero physical prowess, I have no friends…i'm nothing!" Nichelle broke down while everyone watched.
(Confessional)
MK- "We all knew this moment would come, we just didn't know when."
Bowie- "Looks like Madhouse just lost an Actress…"
(Confessional End)
It cut back to Scary Girl running towards the finish line, before she seemed to realize something was off. Then she began heading back to Nichelle and the mattress. "What's this? Looks like Scary Girl is going the wrong way!" Chris announced.
Nichelle continued to break down until Scary Girl appeared. "Oh, what do you want? Come to gloat your team's victory?" Nichelle asked as Scary Girl seemed to be looking at the mattress. "You know Hollywood isn't all lights and fancy times, it's a cold and unforgiving world. Where even the most talented people can be reduced to starring in nothing but sloppy seconds of media." Nichelle kept going.
"Interesting…i'm from St. John's. Also, I don't care!" Scary Girl reached down and picked up a hair tie from the mattress, and began running back towards the finish line. "Wait! I'm not finished trauma dumping!" Nichelle called out.
"Nichelle, you need to stop sulking and start moving!" Bowie exclaimed. "What's the point? Does any of this really matter?" Nichelle just completely gave up, even when the last number blew back to her and right onto her head.
"Oh lord, we really are screwed." MK shook her head. "Bro, the number is on your head! Just grab it and-" But Raj halted his sentence as Nichelle grabbed the piece of blue paper and ripped it in half.
"I just heard everyone let out a collective gasp. What happened?" Caleb asked from inside his tube. And at that moment, Scary girl finished skipping her way to the finish line. "And with that, Scary Girl makes it to the finish line with the last number for her team!" Chris announced.
"Yes yes yes! Come on, and get me out!" Damien exclaimed, the water reaching his neck. Scary Girl bounced over and pressed the final button, freeing Damien from the water-filled tube and splashing him onto the ground.
"The last lock has been released!" Chris narrated as he moved onscreen with an airhorn. "The Ferocious Trout win!" Chris exclaimed, as the members of the Ferocious Trout began to cheer. It briefly cut to Caleb, who had successfully punched himself out of the tube.
"Huh, I at least expected a cut or two on my fingers." Caleb held up his hands. "That's because the tubes were made of sugar glass, hence why you were able to break it so easily." Chef explained. "Oh…ohhh…" Caleb's eyes widened.
And then Chris walked up to the Frogs of Death (minus Emma and Wayne). "Frogs of Death, i'll see you at tonight's elimination ceremony…also pass this message to the two of you that bailed during the challenge." Chris added.
"Aww man…it's like the Puffin Creek Peewee Puck Classic all over again." Raj slumped down. "Hey cheer up, you still did good today, champ." Caleb comforted Raj, getting a suspicious glare from Bowie.
(Confessional)
Bowie- "What is that handsome schemer trying to do now?"
Caleb- "I didn't get to do much today, but the little I got to do was great in my opinion. And on an unrelated note, that disinfected water somehow made my skin AND my clothes feel fresh and clean!"
(Confessional End)
It didn't cut to the elimination ceremony, but it instead flashed back to earlier in the challenge. Emma was in the Girl's side of the Frogs of Death's cabin, just laying on her bed with a blank expression on her face.
"I told him off in front of the whole world…no biased viewers or mods…so why don't I feel good?" Emma asked herself. "I hate Chase so badly, yet I…why do I want him back? I broke up with him, I had a million valid reasons to…so why the hell am I wanting him back!?" Emma shouted.
A few minutes later there was a knock on the cabin door, and Emma slowly got up. "Is this about running away? Because I needed some alone-" But Emma stopped as soon as she opened the door and saw Wayne on the other side.
"Wayne, I thought you were an Intern or something!" Emma said. "You left in such a hurry, that when I got a chance I…wanted to check on you." Wayne explained. "You wanted to…oh." Emma looked down.
"I may not be the brightest on the island, but even I can tell you ain't feeling so great. You alright, eh?" Wayne asked. Emma wanted to lie, she wanted to tell Wayne to leave her alone, she wanted to do a billion other things then what she ended up doing.
"I…have no idea." Emma answered, only to be wrapped in a sudden hug courtesy of Wayne. "My Mom says to comfort anyone feeling sad. Are you feeling better yet? Because I can keep going." Wayne asked with a dumb smile on his face.
"Wayne, you…you…" Emma wanted to tell Wayne to leave her alone, but once again she found herself doing something else. "*sigh* Thanks, I...really needed a hug." Emma slowly smiled, a 180 of her behavior earlier.
"So…you good?" Wayne asked, letting Emma go. "Yeah…i'm all good now." Emma answered. "Great! Glad to help, Em!" Wayne turned and walked away, leaving Emma alone. "...What was I upset about?" Emma asked herself.
Now it cut to a nighttime shot of the seven members of the Frogs of Death walking to the fire pit. Not too many looked nervous, but one looked completely devastated.
And then it cut to the seven members sitting on tree stumps and facing Chris and Chef, the former holding a tray of marshmallows. "Frogs of Death, you had quite a lead in the challenge, and a lead in the game." Chris began.
"But you're here tonight because you lost, and one of you is going home." Chris finished. "Nichelle, you completely blew it for your team today. And when you had a chance to grab your number, you ripped it in half." Chef began.
(Confessional)
Nichelle- "So I had a momentary breakdown. But maybe my latent plot armor will kick in?"
(Confessional End)
"Wayne and Emma, the both of you disappeared during the challenge. And even though you both finished your respective parts, that sets a bad precedent." Chef continued.
(Confessional)
Emma- "Yeah I needed some alone time after the whole Chase thing. But i'm feeling a lot better now."
Wayne and Raj- "There's no excuse for the way I just bailed on the team like that. What kind of captain does that?" "It's okay, bro. From what you told me, it was a pretty good reason."
(Confessional End)
"So who'd you vote for, bro?" Wayne asked. "Duh, I voted for you!" Raj responded. "Dude, we are so in sync, eh!" Wayne and Raj fist bumped. "I was going to call this out during the first elimination ceremony, but you're supposed to vote for who you want to ELIMINATE, not for who you want to SAVE." Chris clarified.
"Ohh…" "Yeah, that makes way more sense." Wayne and Raj nodded. "Now then, there are six marshmallows on this tray. If you get one, then you compete for another day…or another three days come a recent rule change. But if you don't get one, you will walk down the Dock of Shame, get carried away by the Drone of Despair, and you can't come back…EVER!" Chris explained.
"Let's begin…Emma, Caleb, Bowie, Raj and Wayne." Chris called out, leaving Nichelle and MK. "This is the final marshmallow of the night, and it's going to…" Chris trailed off.
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"MK." Chris tossed the marshmallow to the short girl. "Phew, I almost doubted myself for a second." MK said. "Nichelle, pack your bags because it's time to go." Chris motioned behind him to the Dock of Shame.
It cut to an angry Nichelle walking down the dock. "Okay do you made some mistakes, said some things, and had a complete breakdown that probably halted your career…but I can recover from this. My Mama didn't raise no quitter!" Nichelle said to herself.
"In fact, there's only one person to blame for all of this…Topher Grayson! If the studio hadn't given him top billing then none of this would've happened!" Nichelle exclaimed as the Drone of Despair clamped down on her leg and began carrying her away while holding her upside down.
"I hate you Topher! I'm not just some C-Lister!" Nichelle shouted as she was carried off into the horizon. "And just like that Nichelle is gone. It's probably for the best, as there's only room for one Hollywood celebrity!" Chris pointed at himself and smiled to the camera.
"Here, on Total…Drama…Island!" Chris exclaimed as the cameras cut off. But instead of cutting to black it briefly cut over to the Mess Hall, where the Ferocious Trout was enjoying their food.
"That was a real breeze of a challenge. Am I right?" Chase asked his teammates, only to get glared at in response. "Come on guys, what's with all the harsh looks? We won the challenge and got the food prize." Chase motioned to all the food on the table, until Axel reached over and took his whole burger.
"What the- hey!" Chase exclaimed. "You're a real McDumbass! You know that!?" Axel scolded. "On day 1 when Emma implied that something happened between you both, I assumed you cheated on her or something." Mille said.
"But apparently you pulled a whole-ass Sam Pepper and took things WAY too far in the prank department!" Damien yelled. "Oh come on, cutting someone's breaks is not that dangerous of a prank. Besides, how did I know that her car would plow straight into a pet store?" Chase casually asked.
"...WHAT!?" Axel banged her fist on the table, before zooming out of the Mess Hall and showing a full nighttime shot of the island.
(Fade to Black)
Votes
Bowie- Nichelle
Caleb- Nichelle
Emma- Nichelle
MK- Nichelle
Nichelle- MK
Raj- Wayne
Wayne- Raj
Nichelle- 4
MK- 1
Raj- 1
Wayne- 1
Placements
14th: Nichelle
15th: Ripper
16th: Julia