Ali's Pit in Saskatoon
Summary: It's time for the start of another episode of Total Drama Wrestling! As this time we come to you from the SaskTel Centre in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada…!
Rated M for Violence and Language!
Co-written by me and ShokuAli16!
ENJOY!
It's Friday, April 19th, 2019 as we go to the SaskTel Centre in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada as we see 15,100 passionate wrestling fans selling out the arena, with loud joyous cheers from the crowd, while "Across The Nation" by Union Underground began to play.
"We're nine nights away from Canadian Stampede! And this is another hot edition of Total Drama Wrestling! I'm Mauro Ranallo and with me is Joey Styles!" Mauro said before introducing himself and Joey Styles.
"We are live from the sold-out SaskTel Centre, in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan and we have quite the action tonight!" Joey said before mentioning the matches.
"We sure do Joey, we have in our main event the TDW World Heavyweight Champion "The Gamer" Sam Miller teaming up with his challenger "The Solider" Brick McArthur as they take on Alejandro and his brother Josè Burromuerto! We will also see one-half of the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam take on Zoey Brown… that one will be a very physical wrestling match." Mauro said to Joey.
"And we will have the newest member of the Empire, Tyler Helms squaring off against Shawn Vogelson in a Saskatoon Street Fight to determine the number one contender to face Owen Chambers for the TDW Hardcore Championship at Canadian Stampede!" Joey said to Mauro.
"We also have "The Gothic Mistress" Crimson Wilson take on Heather Clarkson, and we will also see "The Gothic Nightmare" Ennui Wilson team up with the TDW World TV Champion Noah Helton as they take on Chris McLean and Duncan Brooks of The Empire… but right now, we have one-half of the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions and it's time for Ali's Pit to start things off right now!" Mauro said while the crowd roared.
"Ladies and gentlemen... please welcome... one-half of the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions... 'Rowdy' Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced, before the crowd roared as "Green Hills of Tyrol" played as Ali Moonbeam came out wearing a Star Trek: The Next Generation red Starfleet uniform shirt along with her kilt and boots.
"Look at that shirt she has on Mauro!" Joey said to Mauro.
"Never knew she was a Trekkie." Mauro said back to Joey.
"Maybe she lost a bet or something." Joey said to Mauro.
"Looks like we'll have to find out in a little bit." Mauro said to Joey while Ali kept high-fiving the fans until she got in the ring.
"How's it going, Saskatoon!" Ali greeted the fans who roared back with loud cheers before they began to chant her name passionately and loudly.
"Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali!" The crowd chanted Ali's name for a good minute and a half.
"This crowd is wild, Mauro!" Joey said to Mauro.
"I agree Joey Styles!" Mauro said back in agreement, while Ali chuckled at the fans chanting.
"Well, y'all might be wondering why I look like a member of Starfleet tonight." Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"There's a perfectly good explanation for that… early this afternoon- don't worry, I'll get to the rest of the week later- I stopped by this arcade called the Prairie Jurassic Laser Tag & Arcade… it had a Dance Dance Revolution machine, and Jermaine, my publisher, challenged me to see if one of us beat the high score on it… which was 832,310 points." Ali said to the crowd talking about her publisher challenging her to a game… causing the crowd to cheer with amazement.
"Yea; and if I won, he would have to pay for everyone's dinner... but if he won, I would have to wear this tonight, well, long story short..." Ali said before she raised her microphone.
"Too late!" The crowd shouted.
"I lost the bet when he beat said score... but I'm not upset about it, in fact, I've been a Trekkie since the seventh grade, so… this is the best bet I've ever lost, actually." Ali said to the crowd who cheered and began to chant her name again.
"Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali!" The crowd chanted once more, causing her to smile.
"Yeah, before I get to my week, my match with Zoey and to my guest, you know last week's Montreal Musical Street Fight where me and Vince Russo beat the shit out of each other?" Ali said before she asked the crowd who cheered.
"Yeah, I came out on top, though not without some... issues… I lost so much blood that I actually lost consciousness when they bought me to my dressing room, so the decision was made to have me rushed to the hospital, so... yea." Ali said to the crowd who awed.
"Don't worry; despite that, the TDW Commissioner Daniel King said I can still do hardcore matches, provided that I have a full medical staff at all times should a repeat incident occur." Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"Alright!" Joey said with delight.
"Speaking of medical situations, the TDW official Twitter page and website actually has footage me in the hospital... here, I'll show you." Ali said before she pointed to the titantron where it cuts to behind the scenes footage at Montreal's Royal Victoria Hospital where Ali was laying inside a hyperbaric chamber with a white blanket pulled up to her shoulders and her teddy bear Mr. Yum-Yum, by her side as outside the treatment room, Timothy B. Schmit and a doctor were talking while her parents were also there.
"So, given the injuries she sustained in the match, you're keeping her here overnight for observation and recovery?" Timothy asked Dr. Alec Donaghy.
"Exactly, I know you're a busy person and all, Mr. Schmit-" Dr. Donaghy said to Timothy who smirked.
"No, no, it's okay… my flight back to California is at 10:00 in the morning tomorrow, so I can manage until then." Timothy said to Dr. Donaghy.
"Alright, then... this treatment should take an hour and thirty minutes, so you can be by her side the whole time… and after that, she's gonna need supplemental oxygen and a blood transfusion when we take her to a room as well as a nebulizer treatment." Dr. Donaghy said to Timothy who nodded.
"Okay, sounds good… tell her parents too?" Timothy said before he asked, the good doctor.
"Absolutely." Dr. Donaghy said before Timothy then enters the room where Ali was laying inside the glass tube of the chamber before he sat down in a chair next to it and picked up the push-to-talk mic connected to the chamber.
"Hey, Al... you feeling alright in there?" Timothy asked Ali who winced in pain as she regained consciousness.
"I'm feeling... fine... ow..." Ali answered Timothy.
"Uh, from what I can tell, you're definitely not fine… you're seriously banged up." Timothy said to Ali.
"Right, right... Timothy... what... what happened...? One minute I'm in the dressing room, laying on the gurney... and talking to you and my mom... and the next minute I wound up here..." Ali said to Timothy asking what happened.
"You lost consciousness in your dressing room on the gurney, so you had to be transported to the hospital." Timothy answered Ali.
"I... I did...? Sorry if I... scared you like that..." Ali asked, then apologized for passing out.
"Yea, you were out for like, fifteen or thirty minutes... it was a bit scary, to say the least... you fainted mid-sentence and we had to get a couple of EMTs to bring you here… and I know you didn't mean to scare us, you were just exhausted and disoriented." Timothy said to Ali.
"Ah... good thing I packed all my luggage before the show..." Ali said to Timothy.
"You did, yea... just try to relax and let the pressurized oxygen heal up your body, okay?" Timothy requested Ali to relax and take it easy.
"Okay... it's all my fault..." Ali said to timothy, before blaming herself for overdoing it on the hardcore scale.
"No it isn't your fault." Timothy said to Ali, telling her it wasn't her fault.
"Yes it is... I put you in danger and I wasn't there for you when that Yankee motherfucker slapped you hard and- and-" Ali said before Timothy gently puts his hand on the glass tube.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey; it's okay, it's okay… none of what happened back there was your fault nor was it mine." Timothy said to Ali, trying to reassure her.
"It's... not...?" Ali asked Timothy.
"No… in fact, Vince Russo should be the one at fault here… normally I would never resort to physical violence, but he forced my hand and I punched his lights out for you." Timothy said to Ali before Dr. Donaghy came back.
"Is everything alright?" Dr. Donaghy asked the two.
"Yes sir, Ali's just regained consciousness just a minute ago." Timothy answered the doctor.
"That's wonderful, I'll let her parents know." Dr. Donaghy said before he left them alone again.
"Thanks Timothy..." Ali said to Timothy, thanking him.
"No prob… guess what happened earlier made your anxiety levels rise.
"Yea... sorry for tripping... it's just that..." Ali apologized once more.
"Hey, hey, it's okay... here, why don't I sing something to you, see if that'll smooth out your frazzled nerves?" Timothy said before offering to sing something.
"Sure thing... ow..." Ali answered Timothy.
"Okay, then." Timothy said before he began to sing.
"I was standing all alone against the world outside; you were searching for a place to hide, lost and lonely now you've given me the will to survive; when we're hungry, love will keep us alive..." Timothy sang the opening lyrics to "Love Will Keep Us Alive" by The Eagles.
"God, I love that song... it's even on one of my music playlists..." Ali said to Timothy who chuckled.
"Glad to know that." Timothy said before he resumed singing.
"Don't you worry, sometimes you've just gotta let it ride; the world is changing right before your eyes; now I've found you, there's no more emptiness inside; when we're hungry, love will keep us alive..." Timothy sang to Ali who was feeling a bit better and even relaxed.
"Nnn... I feel a bit better... and relaxed already..." Ali said to Timothy who chuckled.
"Did it help smooth your nerves?" Timothy asked Ali.
"Yes, it did Timothy, thank you... ow..." Ali answered and thanked him.
"No prob, and I can assure you that I wasn't in any kind of danger whatsoever... in fact, the glass booth actually proved to be useful to me. It kinda felt like I was in a bubble of sorts." Timothy said to Ali, telling her it felt like a bubble.
"It... was...?" Ali asked Timothy.
"Yeah, and when I punched Vince Russo hard several times, I truly felt like a badass, something I never felt before… Guess John Cena was right after all." Timothy B. Schmit said to Ali, commenting on punching Vince Russo.
"That's awesome... hey... remember that stuffed bunny you gave me to cheer me up... the first time I saw you guys... after the concert in San Antonio when I was four? Y'know... the bunny you accidentally bought two of?" Ali said before asking him if he remembered something from the past.
"Yea, I remember, why?" Timothy answered before aking in curiosity.
"I still have it..." Ali answered Timothy.
"Oh? That's cool!" Timothy said to Ali.
"It sure is, Timothy... I even named her Mimi..." Ali said to Timothy.
"Yeah, Dr. Donaghy told me that they're gonna keep you here overnight for observation and recovery." Timothy said to Ali.
"Yea... good thing I also checked out of the hotel before the show..." Ali said to Timothy.
"Good call... Hey, my flight back to California is tomorrow at 10:00 in the morning and what time you'll be discharged?" Timothy said before asking Ali.
"Nnn... either 7:30 or 7:45 in the morning, why?" Ali answered Timothy before asking Timothy who chuckled.
"I was wondering that when the doctors sign you out tomorrow morning, maybe you, me and your support team can eat at Tim Hortons for breakfast before I catch my plane?" Timothy asked Ali.
"Sounds good to me, I love their donuts." Ali answered Timothy.
"Yeah, also in regards to your 21st birthday at WarGames, myself and the other Eagles are willing to accept your invitation to San Antonio depending on the band's schedule... if we're unable to attend WarGames, we're definitely sending you a present from each of us to make up for it." Timothy said to Ali, apparently accepting her invitation to show up to TDW's WarGames II in San Antonio, Texas which is months away, and mentioned that if they can't make it, they'll make up for it.
"Sounds great... and if TDW invites you back anytime... be it for celebrations and whatnot...?" Ali asked Timothy who chuckled.
"In any match you find yourself in, be it against good friends or fierce rivals or enemies... I'll definitely support you one step of the way." Timothy said to Ali.
"Thanks, Timothy... ow..." Ali said before Timothy puts his hand up against the glass while Ali, inside the chamber's glass tube, puts her hand back against the glass as the footage finally ended, causing the crowd to cheer.
"Wow, just impactful footage." Mauro said to Joey.
"Not just footage, but hospital footage, but Mauro, it was definitely impactful nonetheless... the hyperbaric chamber she was in during her overnight hospital stay must've helped her, right?" Joey said to Mauro, before asking him.
"Sure did." Mauro answered Joey.
"Yea, I truly made Glenn proud that night, huh?" Ali said before asking the crowd who roared with loud cheers.
"Timothy even told me that he had the best fun he ever had in his whole life that night." Ali said to the crowd who cheered once more.
"Now that I got that out of the way, let me ask y'all something before I continue… do you guys remember last week when I massacred that "Leaving Neverland" documentary, I said that I would tell you not only how, but when I hung out with Michael Jackson at Neverland Ranch, so you're ready?" Ali said before asking the fans who cheered, wanting to hear her story about when she and her family hung out with Michael Jackson, before she began to tell her story.
"It was Friday August 22nd, 2003… two days before SummerSlam 2003, I was four years old… it was three days before my final sesh with that evil Dr. Beaumont, anyway… who was with me, it was JR's wife Jan was with me, my parents, and my sister Emmeline as we met all kinds of cool interesting family members of one of the most famous families in the history of music, who apparently were big WWE fans, like "The King of Pop" himself." Ali said to the crowd who cheered, not realizing that one of the greatest pop stars of all time was a wrestling fan.
"Whoa! Did you know any of that Mauro?" Joey asked Mauro.
"Honestly, no… I didn't know at all." Mauro answered Joey before Ali continued her other story.
"Anyway, Michael and I met after he did the greatest impression of JR, that I have ever seen, not even Vince McMahon could top "The King of Pop", he wore a fat suit, resembling JR! Hahahaha! That made me and everyone else laugh our fucking asses off, Michael was the greatest host, he let me, my sister Emmeline, and our parents sleep on the first floor of his two-story master suite, while Michael slept on the second floor, and that whole weekend was so awesome." Ali said to the whole crowd, making them laugh in the process while explaining what happened when Ali and her family spent the weekend with Michael Jackson.
"Let me wrap this story up because I know you wanted me to talk about what I've done but Michael Jackson didn't do anything weird to me, he never did anything creepy, he made me feel welcome as a young little girl with autism, he was a wonderful man, we watched Disney movies, we rode some fun rides, and we even talked about SummerSlam, he even asked me to stay at Neverland but I told him no, but he understood why, and he gave me a bunch of cool goodies, and he even told me that I was welcomed back to Neverland anytime, but… I never went back because what happened in the following months with Michael, I felt so awful for him… I never saw him again after that, he was a kind, man… and I'll miss him." Ali said before she finished her Michael Jackson story, causing the fans to cheer.
"Now here is what I did all week while I was recovering." Ali said to the fans who cheered once more.
"I arrived at Saskatoon, early Saturday afternoon, I trained and worked out a bit on Sunday, and on Monday morning I had a brief phone interview with CKOM 650, where I discussed tonight's match with Zoey Brown, and I worked on my memoir some more throughout the whole week." Ali said to the crowd explaining a bit about what she did during her week causing the crowd to cheer again, before she began to explain what she did for the rest of the week.
"I know I said I worked on my book the whole week, but as for Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and today…? Here we go… on Tuesday, I had a romantic date with my husband where thankfully no fans bothered us… on Wednesday, I studied my opponent by watching footage of her matches, and I'm impressed not only because she uses the Chick Kick… but you also use the Ganso Bomb, which was created by Japanese wrestling legend, Toshiaki Kawada." Ali said before mentioning what she did before mentioning who created the Ganso Bomb, causing thw crowd to cheer in amazement.
"On Thursday, I did some shopping and site seeing, now early today, I did a last minute workout and worked on my memoir in between." Ali said before the crowd cheered once again.
"And speaking of Zoey..." Ali said before she got out her "Pillman Mode Incoming" sign.
"Oh boy." Joey said to Mauro.
"Anybody that has a child, better cover their ears because Ali is about to get really rowdy." Mauro said to Joey.
"Anyone that has a child with them, you know what to do… cover their ears." Ali said to the fans who cheered while parents covered their kids ears before Ali began to speak, with a chuckle.
"Hehehehe, Zoey, Zoey, Zoey... the last time you and I faced each other in the wresting ring was in Baltimore, Maryland where you and Dakota, the so-called pop star wannabe, were the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions at the time and then me and Marley beat your motherfucking asses in pure fucking cold blood!" Ali chuckled and said to Zoey referring the last time they wrestled as the crowd roared with cheers.
"Yeah, and Zoey Brown... even though over the weekend, you said you'd go easy on me due to what happened in the Montreal Musical Street Fight last week, believe me when I say this... I don't want you to fucking go easy on me, when we're in that ring, I want you to give me everything you motherfucking got! I fucking dare you to go Commando on me!" Ali said to Zoey causing the crowd to roar with cheers.
"Side note, I neglected to mention that after I arrived at the hospital last week after the match and before I was placed in the chamber, I had a CT scan and an MRI done on me, so... yea." Ali said to the crowd, as she mentioned something that she should've mentioned earlier, causing the crowd to cheer with understanding.
"Now where was I... oh yea! Zoey, you fucking red-headed bitch!" Ali said to Zoey calling her a certain name, causing the crowd to cheer.
"You may be a good wrestler, but just because your bestie Dawn beat me, doesn't mean you'll beat me tonight! I'll show not just you, your bestie, and the whole motherfucking world that I'm the best female wrestler in Total Drama Wrestling!" Ali said to Zoey before addressing the crowd who cheered.
"And speaking of Dawn... I have some words of my own for you." Ali said before she called out her opponent for Canadian Stampede, the TDW Women's Champion, Dawn Menzel.
"You better be fucking ready for 60 motherfucking grueling minutes of absolute hell!" Ali said before the crowd cheered.
"Yeah, you also better have a fucking goddamn blood van ready because you and I are going to take this iron woman match to the next level if I fucking have to! And you and I will show Edmonton how it's really done like the big dogs that we are!" Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"And speaking of "Big Dog"-" Ali said before she was interrupted by a ringside attendant who whispered something that seemed very important, before Ali also forgot that her original guest wasn't going to make it as her original guest was WWE Superstar Roman Reigns.
"Shit! I forgot that Roman is in St. Louis with his Shield buddies, fuck!" Ali said in frustration before she began to have a breakdown before "Gold-Lust" by Jim Johnston began to play to loud cheers from the crowd, as Ali looked ahead and began to calm down.
"Okay good, thank God, ladies and gentlemen… here is my backup, he is known the world over as Goldust, please welcome… "The Natural" Dustin Rhodes!" Ali said welcoming her backup guest, "The Natural" Dustin Rhodes aka Goldust causing the crowd to cheer while Goldust came out as Ali began flapping her hands to calm down.
"For those who are wondering, Roman Reigns was supposed to be here but he's in St. Louis doing a live event." Mauro said addressing the situation.
"Roman did promise to appear on her Pit in the future, but thankfully we have her backup guest in Dustin Rhodes aka Goldust!" Joey said before Dustin appeared in Goldust attire before he entered the ring and hugged her.
"Hey, hey; it's okay... we all make mistakes in our lives, you just didn't know, that's all." Dustin said to Ali who sunk into the hug as she fully calmed down.
"Thanks, Dustin... and welcome to the pit..." Ali said to Dustin.
"It's always a pleasure, Ali." Dustin said to Ali.
"Yea, I think I need to sit for a while after that brief panic attack before you showed up." Ali said to Dustin.
"Sure thing." Dustin said before Ali left the ring, and got out two steel chairs, before she slid them into the ring, upon re-entering, then she set the chairs up.
"Two chairs?" Dustin asked Ali.
"Yea, one for you and one for me." Ali answered Dustin.
"Ah, gotcha." Dustin said to Ali.
"Well Dustin I have to ask, is it true that you're leaving the WWE to join your brother Cody in AEW?" Ali asked Dustin her first question.
"Yes, that is true." Dustin answered Ali, causing the crowd to cheer.
"All in the name of brotherhood, right?" Ali asked Dustin.
"Yeah." Dustin answered Ali.
"Cool, in addition to what I just asked, I have a plethora of questions for you and for the first time ever, I'm gonna let the fans ask you and me questions of their own." Ali said to Dustin, explaining what's about to happen, which means that for the very first time ever, the fans got to ask the wrestlers questions, causing the crowd to cheer.
"Oh my goodness! She's offering to-" Mauro said before he was interrupted by Joey.
"She's taking her pit, to the fans!" Joey said to Mauro.
"This is the first time in her career that she's done this kind of thing! Mamma Mia!" Mauro said back to Joey.
"And if you don't mind, I have questions of my own to ask you." Dustin said to Ali.
"Cool… anyway, my first question is this; being one of the sons of the late great Dusty Rhodes, what was your early life like?" Ali asked Dustin.
"Well, my early childhood was kinda rough, my parents divorced in 1975, when I was 5, and I stayed with my mom Sandra McHargue." Dustin answered Ali.
"Damn, that's kinda rough." Ali said to Dustin.
"Yeah, but I pulled through." Dustin said to Ali.
"Glad to know." Ali said to Dustin.
"Anyway, my question to you is after you defeated Vince Russo in last week's Montreal Musical Street Fight, you said you lost consciousness in your dressing room and had to be taken to the hospital, what happened?" Dustin asked Ali.
"From what the doctors told me, I went into bit of a hypovolemic shock; but thankfully they acted fast and I ended up spending the night in the hospital." Ali answered Dustin.
"Glad to know, Ali." Dustin said to Ali.
"And the footage I showed everyone here earlier, what did you think of it, Goldie? Me being inside a hyperbaric chamber and all?" Ali asked Dustin even by calling him "Goldie", which was a nickname for one of his wrestling personas, Goldust.
"Well, I thought it was very surprising, but also kinda humbling a bit because when you were sick back in '06 from what my dad told me on the phone… I couldn't believe it but I wasn't with WWE anymore by that point so I couldn't see for myself… I was doing independent wrestling at the time." Dustin answered Ali, being as honest as he can be.
"Yeah, that second time I was in a bubble and that was before my 8th birthday." Ali said to Dustin.
"Ah, in that footage, seeing you inside the glass chamber and Timothy B. Schmit outside it next to you, it was heartwarming to say the least." Dustin said to Ali, causing the crowd to cheer.
"Yeah, alright, let's hear what the fans wanna ask you." Ali said before she rolls out of the ring, and went to ringside where fans wanted to be picked to ask either Dustin Rhodes or Ali their question.
"Now, let's see... who to pick, who to pick... aha!" Ali said before she points at a Latina-Canadian woman in her early '20s.
"You there, what's your name?" Ali asked the female fan.
"Carmelita." The fan answered, introducing herself as Carmelita.
"Alrighty, Carmelita; care to ask Dustin Rhodes who's known as Goldust any question you want?" Ali asked Carmelita.
"Absolutely!" Carmelita answered Ali.
"Nice to meet you Carmelita, what do you wanna ask me?" Dustin said to Carmelita before asking him.
"Okay; how did you get your start in the wrestling industry… what was your first match?" Carmelita asked Dustin.
"On September 13th 1988, when I wrestled under my real name… Dustin Rhodes, where I defeated Bob Cook in a match for Championship Wrestling from Florida." Dustin answered Carmelita.
"Ah, and as for your first stints with WCW and WWE in the late '80s and early '90s respectively?" Carmelita asked Dustin.
"Well, my initial WCW run lasted only a few months from late '88 to early '89… as my initial run in the WWF… it lasted four months from late '90 to early '91." Dustin answered Carmelita.
"Okay, cool." Carmelita said to Dustin.
"Thank you very much for participating, Carmelita." Ali said to Carmelita, before stepping out of the ring to help her back to her seat.
"No problem…!" Carmelita said to Ali, before they hugged, then Carmelita went back to her seat.
"Here's another question for you, Al. what's with the shirt, you with Starfleet or something?" Dustin asked Ali, causing the crowd to laugh.
"You could say it like that, Dustin... the reason why I'm wearing this tonight is because I lost a bet to my publisher Jermaine, playing Dance Dance Revolution." Ali answered Dustin.
"You lost a bet, to your publisher Jermaine… well, honestly I never thought of you being a Trekkie, no offense." Dustin said to Ali.
"No, no, it's okay… in fact, it was actually the best bet I've ever lost. Hey, I didn't expect Jermaine to be that much of a dancer, hell, he even toured with the late Jermaine Stewart as one of his dancers at one point; although to avoid confusion with the singer, he was given the name 'Mr. Hudson' to do so… because they both had the same first name." Ali explained causing the crowd to cheer.
"That's a little something I never knew, Mauro." Joey said to Mauro.
"Same here Joey." Mauro said to Joey.
"Yeah, here's my next question to you, Goldie… would you mind if I call you that?" Ali said to Dustin before asking if she can call Goldie.
"Go right ahead, it doesn't bother me." Dustin answered Ali.
"Awesome, anyway; do you remember when we first met?" Ali asked Dustin.
"Of course; it was January 18th, 1999 at the Montagne Center in Beaumont, Texas." Dustin answered Ali.
"I was nearly two months old, what was it like?" Ali said, before asking.
"Well, this was when I was still married to Terri Runnels, and this was also months before I left the WWF for WCW… once again." Dustin answered Ali.
"Ah." Ali said to back.
"And you weren't bothered by the facepaint, were you?" Dustin asked Ali.
"No, I wasn't." Ali answered Dustin.
"Okay, cool." Dustin said back.
"Alright, who's next?" Ali said before she asked the fans, who roared with cheers before she points at a Korean-Canadian man in his late teens.
"What's your name, please?" Ali asked the fan.
"Liam." The fan answered, introducing himself to be Liam.
"Okay, Liam… what do you wanna ask Goldust here?" Ali asked Liam.
"My question is this, when you returned to WCW from 1991 to 1995, how did it feel?" Liam asked Dustin.
"Well, it had its ups like being a WCW Tag Team Champion with Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, and being a former WCW US Heavyweight Champion, as well… but it had its downs like getting fired because I bled, during a King Of The Road match." Dustin answered Liam.
"And that was at Uncensored '95, right…? I only ask because my father loved your work." Liam asked before explaining why he asked.
"That's right… and tell your dad I said thanks for always being a fan." Dustin answered and told the fan.
"Thanks." Liam said to Dustin, thanking him.
"You must've done some homework, Liam… good job." Ali said to the fan, before complimenting his work.
"Thanks, Ali." Liam said to Ali, thanking her.
"No problem." Ali said to Liam who was then guided back to his seat by TDW security.
"My next question is this, Alisabeth; what was your life like before joining TDW?" Dustin asked Ali about her life before Total Drama Wrestling.
"Hmm, I was a student at art school, learning to draw anime." Ali answered Dustin.
"Ah!" Dustin said to Ali.
"Yea, I attended the New York Academy of Art for about a year and I was in my second year there when some friends invited me to TDW Arena before last year's Fall Brawl." Ali answered Dustin, and explained.
"I see." Dustin said to Ali, who continued to explain.
"Yeah, I even won a trivia contest and what started out as a trip to Fall Brawl in New Zealand ended up being the catalyst for where I am now." Ali answered Dustin.
"That was easy, it sounds." Dustin said to Ali.
"Yea, the school lets me do daytime art classes online." Ali explained to Dustin about what's going on with her academics.
"Cool." Dustin said to Ali.
"My next question to you is this; when you returned to the WWE a second time, how did the character Goldust come about?" Ali asked Dustin about how the Goldust character came to be.
"Vince McMahon and Bruce Prichard called me in 1995, and pitched me an androgynous gimmick, and I didn't know what it meant until I looked it up, I was surprised and I was initially uncomfortable with the gimmick because it didn't match my personality, but I decided to run with it." Dustin answered and explained who not only came up with it, but also his reaction to it at first.
"Okay and how did it work out for you?" Ali asked Dustin.
"It led to me becoming a multiple time tag team champion, two of those reigns were with my brother Cody." Dustin answered Ali, before the crowd cheered.
"I remember that Monday Night Raw in 2013, where The Big Show ran in and helped you guys, I was cheering like fucking crazy." Ali said to Dustin, before they cheered again.
"Yea, those were the times." Dustin said to Ali.
"Ah, well, I think there's someone in the crowd who might have a question in relation to your character's early run." Ali said before she walked over to the crowd next to the commentators table.
"Alright, who else wants to have a go at- oh? Wha- wha- who do we have here...?" Ali said before she then recognized who it was leading her to walk over to the person she spotted at front row as the camera panned to none other than Robbie Robertson of The Band to loud roars from the crowd.
"Mamma Mia!" Mauro shouted.
"Is that who I think it is?!" Joey asked Mauro.
"Well, I'll be damned! It's none other than Robbie Robertson of The Band!" Ali said to the crowd who roared, before Robbie waved and smiled.
"Robbie, what in the world are you doing here? I know you're a Canadian but you're a rockstar!" Ali asked Robbie, completely shocked.
"My agent scored me some tickets three days ago, told me about what was gonna happen in Saskatoon, and I was ready to rumble!" Robbie answered Ali, causing the crowd to cheer.
"Holy fucking shit! That's awesome! And by the way, I love your work with The Band; The Last Waltz, incredible concert movie for a 1976 farewell show." Ali swore and said to Robbie, praising his work.
"Why, thank you." Robbie said to Ali.
"No problem, anyway, getting sidetracked... do you have a question for our friend Goldust here?" Ali asked Robbie.
"Yes, I have two, actually." Robbie answered Ali.
"Cool, let's hear them." Ali said to Robbie who then began to ask Dustin his two questions.
"My first question is this, when you returned to the WWE a second time and one of your first feuds was with Razor Ramon, how did that feel?" Robbie asked Dustin.
"Well, in '95… it felt good to return to the WWF, and I had a great feud with Razor Ramon where I won the Intercontinental Championship from him at the and it was supposed to end at WrestleMania 12 in a rematch, I regret never having that match because it was cancelled when Scott Hall aka Razor Ramon was suspended." Dustin answered honestly to Robbie.
"Yea, had Razor not been suspended, the rematch would've happened… and it would've been a wrestling clinic I believe." Ali said to Dustin.
"Exactly." Dustin said to Ali.
"And my second question is this; what was it like being in a feud with the late Brian Pillman before he passed away in '97?" Robbie asked Dustin.
"It was a good feud, I wish that we had the chance to conclude it." Dustin answered Robbie.
"Yea, you and Brian were supposed to fight at Bad Blood '97, but... you can guess what happened." Ali said to Dustin.
"He passed away." Dustin said to Ali.
"Yea, a pre-existing heart condition killed him." Ali said as the crowd awed.
"Robbie, thanks for the questions, see ya after the show." Ali said to Robbie.
"You too." Robbie said to Ali.
"My next question to you Ali, is this; I know I asked about your college life, but what's it like living with the health issues you've been struggling with all your life; asthma, anemia, autism, non-diabetic hypoglycemia, a hibiscus allergy and so on and so forth? As well as those three times in a bubble?" Dustin asked Ali.
"My college life is good, as for my medical stuff… well, let me tell you about the medical side of things, Dustin." Ali said to Dustin in response.
"Alright, let's hear it." Dustin said to Ali.
"Well… as for asthma it's not that tough I can manage it with my two inhalers and two nebulizers, one regular and one I use for overnight use; my anemia I manage it with iron pills and blood transfusions, I was diagnosed with autism in the fall of 2002 as everyone knows, as for my non-diabetic hypoglycemia I have food and drinks high in sugar in case of low blood sugar, my hibiscus allergy I carry an EpiPen for and for the three times I was in a bubble… it was when I had either pneumonia or the flu." Ali answered Dustin who reacted with amazement.
"Same goes for my hospital stays I had to endure; hell, I had to have emergency surgery when my appendix ruptured and that was the week before WrestleMania 23 in 2007, which was the only WrestleMania I never attended." Ali said to Dustin.
"I remember that one actually… I talked to you on the phone after the WWE Hall of Fame when Dad got inducted by me and Cody." Dustin said to Ali.
"That's nice of you, my next question; I first met your brother Cody at the American Bank Center in Corpus Christi, Texas for Raw; three months after the surgery that caused me to miss WrestleMania 23. What was it like from what Cody told you?" Ali said, before she asked Dustin.
"I was in TNA as Black Reign, and from what Cody told me… you were kind, but also kind of shy." Dustin answered Ali.
"Yea and I actually cried when Randy Orton beat him that night." Ali said to Dustin.
"I remember, Dad told me about that… Cody had to console and calm you down after the match, explaining to you that Cody gave it all he got but Randy was the better wrestler that night." Dustin said to Ali as well.
"Yeah, now let's get to the last person to ask you something before I ask you… let's see here... ah!" Ali said before she pointed at a middle aged African-Canadian man.
"Could you tell us your name please sir?" Ali asked the middle-aged fan.
"My name is Isaiah." The fan answered, introducing himself as Isaiah.
"Okay, Isaiah; ask Dustin Rhodes, a question, any question." Ali said to Isaiah.
"Okay. When you did that legendary feud and later teaming up with Booker T, what was it like for you back in 2002?" Isaiah asked Dustin.
"Good question. Well, Isaiah, here's your answer… it was so much fun, there were… so many backstage segments that we were involved in, like… Booker T was in bed with a really hot lady, and then the lights went off… then the lights were turned back on as me and Booker T were in bed with that hot lady, in fact she even looked like Halle Berry." Dustin answered Isaiah while sharing details about the backstage antics of himself, and his former tag team partner, Booker T… before causing the crowd to laugh.
"Hahahahahaha! I remember watching that when I was in high school!" Ali laughed and said to Dustin who continued speaking.
"There was also the time, when we hosted a showing of a movie we called 'Stank Wars: Rikishi's Ass Strikes Back', which were clips from Unforgiven 2002." Dustin said, mentioning a segment which showcased highlights of Rikishi giving Eric Bischoff the stinkface at Unforgiven 2002, whi9ch made the crowd laugh again.
"Hahahahahaha! I remember watching that as well! Oh my god, that was hilarious!" Ali laughed and said to Dustin.
"You saw these segments when you were in high school on YouTube, right Ali?" Dustin asked Ali.
"Yeah Dustin." Ali answered Dustin before she returned focus to Isaiah.
"Thank you for the question, Isaiah… thank you very much, thanks for supporting TDW." Ali said before she then returned to the ring.
"Now, my two final questions are these; first off, who do you wanna face in TDW?" Ali asked Dustin.
"Hmm, I would love to wrestle anyone on the roster that has the balls… to go one-on-one with me." Dustin said to Ali.
"Really? Who?" Ali asked Dustin who smirked.
"Well… I want the man who loves Gold as much as I do… Jacques Grenier." Dustin answered Ali, causing the crowd to cheer at Dustin Rhodes' fka Goldust's challenge for Jacques.
"Oh, my God!" Joey shouted.
"Dustin Rhodes formerly known as Goldust just challenged Jacques Grenier to an impromptu match!" Mauro said also.
"That's awesome! Now… my final question is this; do you think I have the advantage against Zoey tonight?" Ali said before asking Dustin her last question.
"I believe that even though she went commando, she's never faced a rowdy girl like you in a singles match, you are going to kick her ass tonight." Dustin answered Ali, reassuring her that she'll win, causing the crowd to cheer.
"Thanks Dustin." Ali said before she looked at the crowd.
"Now, do you guys think the same way? If so, gimme a hell yeah!" Ali said to the crowd, before raising her microphone.
"Hell yeah!" The crowd shouted.
"Dustin, thanks for being my backup guest tonight." Ali said to Dustin, thanking him for being a backup guest.
"No problem." Dustin said to Ali who then looked at the camera.
"Roman Reigns, if you're watching, I hope you come on my Pit soon." Ali said before she looked at the crowd againn
"Now, guys... my continuing mission... to explore strange new rivalries... to seek out new opponents and to earn victories... and Zoey... be motherfucking prepared for a cosmic beatdown because you and I are gonna boldly go where no female TDW wrestler has ever gone before!" Ali said before the crowd cheered, as Ali did her signature mic drop before flashing a Vulcan salute as she left the ring as her theme played.
"Oh my God!" Joey said to Mauro.
"We have witnessed everything; the hospital footage, the fan interaction, Robbie Robertson, Goldust challenging Alejandro, everything!" Mauro said to Joey.
"Indeed we did!" Joey said in agreement.
"When we get back we will see if Jacques accepts Goldust's challenge, so don't come back fans." Mauro said before the camera faded to black.
WHOA!
WE HAD EVERYTHING IN THIS TO KICK IT OFF!
NOW WE WILL SEE IF JACQUES GRENIER ACCEPTS DUSTIN RHODES FKA GOLDUST'S CHALLENGE.
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