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An anonymous guest has been leaving very salty rants about me posting my commissioned smut on cause, "It'S AgaInSt DA RuLES!" I deleted two reviews of theirs but kept one on my Nora and Weiss Futa Comm, "Nora the Queen". I want to thank them for inspiring me to make this and reminding people that RWBY is still filled with the mentally handicapped minority that want to make the RWBY Fandom look worse than it already does.

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There was a furious and frantic knocking at the door, an Anon frothing at their mouth and clenching their teeth, rage and spite fueling their very being. It was clear they only had that left in them. For they had nothing else and no better way to spend their short speck of life in the universe.

The moaning and frantic slaps of flesh just beyond the door reluctantly stopped. There was a feminine frustrated huff then the shuffle of some stuff. Small, barefoot stomping was heard until the door was opened to reveal a sweaty, messy, and very annoyed Neo with a mildly irritated Jaune, covered in bright pink kiss marks and some cuts, sitting on the bed. Both of them are loosely wrapped in towels.

Had Jaune not been there, Neo would've simply decapitated Anon, but she wisely held back for now.

Neo opened her mouth, but Anon had beaten her to the punch, "SEX IS NOT ALLOWED HERE! YOU FUCKING FUCKS! I'M FULL OF LOVE AND YOU'RE FULL OF-"

Neo immediately grabbed Anon by their lips and pulled them inside with the door closing behind them. Once inside, there was the sound of a cartoonish beat down with the sounds of a frying pan hitting a face, metal clanging, fists flying, and recognizable screams of anguish.

Inside the room, Anon had been beaten more senseless and tied to a chair. A dunce cap with the word, "Crying Cuck," was written on it and Neo, with a wicked smirk, dusted off her hands.

Jaune winced, "You could've just closed the door and ignored them… That was gratuitous."

Neo pouted until she turned her head to Jaune with a smirked, letting her towel hit the floor to show off her nude curves that made her look as if she were cut from marble. Being cheeky, she gave her head smashing, bubbly ass a saucy smack.

Jaune said nothing and let his towel hit the floor. He took a seat on the bed again and let his stereotypical extra large dong sit right up, "Who am I to judge? Now c'mere."

Neo closed the distance faster than anyone could blink. Like the pro she was, she impaled her pussy on Jaune's longsword with a hop and locked her lips on his, both of them immediately going in for intense tongue, coiling like serpents.

Anon screeched and struggled in their ropes. Tears of hate streaming down their face. They were trying to scream, "The FF gods would hear of this!"

They may. And they won't give a shit. Bots were already running rampant in the world. Why would they care about this if they cared not for the bot plague? And it was clear Anon's priorities were those of a more… selfish interest.

Neo and Jaune cared not. Neo bounced herself up and down, clutching onto Jaune so tightly that she left light cuts on his skin and flattened her own generous double Ds against his rock hard pecs. She was acting like some insatiable carnivorous animal and Jaune was her only source of meat in the freezing tundra. Every time that cock kissed her cervix was every time she felt the pinnacle of cruel pleasure.

"Is an audience exciting to you?" Jaune gasped breathlessly as they broke from the kiss, bright pink lipstick now stuck on his lips. Her only response was to pull him back in again and resume their lip lock, ignoring the screaming and frothing Anon behind them.

Neo only froze up once she started reaching a climax and her tongue started becoming limp in Jaune's mouth, her pussy gushing on his meaty broadsword. Jaune only stiffened up and pulled her in tighter once his orgasm came, flooding her womb with enough sperm to give her a platoon of Arc children.

That's when it happened.

Jaune's grip slipped and his cock plopped out a little. Given how great his orgasmic burst was, some of it, and that was a very tiny portion really, went flying across the room… and straight towards Anon.

Anon's pupils shrank and they saw it coming straight towards them. With the screech of a million Call of Duty squeakers, they burst from their coils and jumped out of the six story window. Luckily, a motorcycle was down there to break their fall.

"My bike! You gray, featurless beowulf fucker!"

Jaune channeled enough strength to gather himself and pick Neo up before he made his way to the window to look down, careful not slip on any of his own baby batter. Yang was about to give Anon the worst thrashing of their life.

"Guess she might not be down for those sloppy seconds…" Jaune muttered.

Neo gave him a deadpan stare and spoke her first words in a long time, those words being, "That big fiery bitch traveled across Remnant for this freaky threesome. Get real."