Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 57

Phineas' Birthday Clip O'Rama

The moment his alarm went off, Phineas bolted awake with a smile on his face.

"Another fantastic year older," he declared. "And this is gonna be the best birthday ever. So, what are we gonna do, Ferb?"

He turned to Ferb's bed, only to see that Ferb wasn't there. Instead, there was a card with a well-drawn picture of Phineas on it.

Out of curiosity, Phineas picked up and opened the card.

'To celebrate your birthday,' it read. 'Just follow these clues to show you the way.'

"Cool, it's like a birthday adventure," Phineas remarked. "But where's Ferb?"

Meanwhile, Ferb put on a fedora and snuck out of the backyard.

Ferb

"I can't believe it," Candace said over the phone. "It's Phineas' birthday and I still don't know what to get him. What do you get for the boy who can make anything? It's my fault. I've been so focused on busting Phineas and Ferb that I…" She stopped herself when she noticed Ferb sneaking into a garage with a fedora on his head. "Wait, what is he up to? TTYL, Stace!"

Ferb met up with Isabella, Buford, Baljeet, and Django in Django's garage.

"Hey Ferb," Isabella greeted. "We were just discussing our plans for Phineas' birthday. The circus we ordered won't arrive until later in the day, but Django had a great idea for a warm-up."

"We should make a video compilation of all of Phineas' greatest moments," said Django.

"You mean like a clip show?" asked Buford. "Lame."

"Not where a genius like Phineas is concerned. Watch this."

Django turned on the TV. The screen depicted multiple parts of the summer.

The anti-gravity machine.

The contraption that helped Candace earn fifty patches in one day.

The rocket engine that was used to speed up Candace's bicycle.

The romantic cruise.

The Phineas and Ferb Edge-of-Insanity-Kiss-Your-Butt-Goodbye-Gravity's-a-Stone-Cold-Sucker-Nightmare-Rail-Skate-Track Obstacle Course of Doom.

And, of course, there was the rollercoaster the boys built during the very first day of the summer.

That's where the footage ended.

"Wait, where did you get all that footage?" asked Baljeet. "I swear you were not there for half of that."

"Oh, Danville has a lot of hidden cameras," Django explained. "I found the cameras, extracted their footage, and edited it all into one video."

Impressed, everyone applauded Django's work. Even Buford applauded, despite his skepticism two minutes earlier.

Candace peaked through the window to see that the gang, minus Phineas, were conversing.

"Of course, what I just showed you isn't even the tip of the iceberg," Django rambled. "There's so much footage that there's no way I'll be able to do it all on my own. That's why I divided the video into three parts." Django showed the kids a set of discs. "Each of you, take a section, edit your tribute, and we'll meet at the party later."

Isabella, Buford, and Baljeet each took a disc and left.

Seeing an opportunity to bust, Candace followed the kids.

Phineas found another card in the dining room.

"'This birthday excursion will take you afar,'" he read aloud. "'You'll find your next clue where the two-by-fours are.' Two-by-fours, huh? Perry, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Phineas turned to Perry's bed, only to see Perry wasn't there. "Hey, where's Perry?"

"Okay, let me do the talking," Monogram ordered Carl.

Perry walked into the lair with a bored look on his face.

"Oh, Agent P," Monogram greeted. "There's something we've been meaning to discuss with you for a while, and, well, you see, Perry…"

Perry jumped back. He was only ever referred to as 'Perry' when it was that serious.

"Some job-performance issues have come up, eh…" Monogram continued. "Don't get me wrong, you're doing fine work, but your entrances have been getting a little… lackluster, lately. We've been expecting more from you. Roll the footage, Carl."

"Right away, sir," Carl replied as he pushed a button.

The screen showed a compilation of Perry's best entrances.

The time he slid into a vending machine and had to drag himself most of the way.

When he tried to enter his lair but couldn't because of the cone on his head.

And, of course, there was the time just a few days prior when he slid off his chair and hit the screen.

"What happened to that guy?" Monogram asked. "No pressure, but style counts."

Perry saluted Monogram and walked out with the same bored expression.

"Let's give him a few days, and we'll talk to him about his exits," Monogram told Carl.

Candace entered Isabella's room.

"Hey Isabella," she greeted. "Whatcha doin?"

Isabella turned towards Candace angrily. "Can you not say that?!"

Candace jumped back. "Whoa, I thought you loved that phrase."

"Only when I'm the one using it. Anyway, what are you doing in my house?"

"Oh, just barging around. You know me, big barger. So, what's that?"

Isabella blushed a bit. "Oh, just a little birthday video I'm editing for Phineas."

"Then let's see."

Candace started the video. It was just taking one word from many of Phineas' dialogue edited into a new sentence. 'We'll… be… together… forever… Isabella.'

Isabella chuckled in embarrassment.

"But don't you have anything more, you know, unusual?" Candace asked.

"Of course," Isabella replied. "Watch this."

The next scene showed Isabella, Ginger, Gretchen, and Holly in a dark room. They were all dressed in black and very, very dark gray. Some lights shone above them like this was a narration scene in a noir film.

"I saw the best girls of my troop, hungry, patchless, out of uniform," Isabella narrated.

"No, I mean Phineas' inventions," Candace corrected, trying to force what she just saw out of her mind.

"I didn't get any of that footage, unfortunately," said Isabella.

"Well, then you're useless to me. Candace out. Peace."

Candace walked out of the room.

Isabella went back to edit her video.

"Isabella… will… you… marry… me?" Phineas asked on the video.

Isabella sighed happily. "The magic of digital editing."

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

Doof saw Perry heading towards the door via security camera. As predicted, Perry kicked the door open and ran inside.

This was what Doof wanted. When the time was right, a TV cage dropped right above Perry, trapping him.

"Gotcha, Perry the Platypus," Doof laughed. "I saw you coming on my video surveillance system. If I had a nickel for every time I trapped you."

Doof pushed a button, playing a compilation of the best traps. There was also a nickel-counter.

There was the time Perry got trapped in a bubble.

The time Perry got strapped to a box he was hiding behind.

That time he got caged while sitting in the waiting area.

The time Perry got trapped on the ceiling with a pen magnet/net.

And, of course, that time Doof made Perry carry his own trap.

The counter totaled a good 30 nickels.

"I could've sworn there'd be more than that," Doof remarked. "I guess I could get a candy bar or something. Anyway, I've been studying all my previous schemes and I figured out why they always seem to fail. Try and figure out what they have in common."

Doof played another compilation of each time he showed off an invention of his.

The Metal-Destruct-Inator.

The Gloominator 3000.

The Atomic-Leaf-Blowerinator.

"See?" Doof asked. "They all have 'inator' in their name. That is why they fail. That is why I named my latest creation, the Video-Beam-Hijacker!" He gestured to the not-inator over on the balcony. "You see, I didn't put 'inator' in it this time, therefore, it can't fail."

Perry checked his watch, waiting for the time to strike.

Candace was on her way to Baljeet's house when her phone rang.

"Hey Mom," she answered.

"Candace, where are you?" asked Linda. "I thought you were gonna help me ice the cake after you got something for Phineas."

"Well, I got a little sidetracked. Later today, I'm gonna show you something you won't believe."

"If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that."

There was a long pause. Candace swore she heard the ding of a cash register every few seconds.

"I might buy a candy bar," Linda eventually said.

Phineas reached the Tri-State Plank and Board.

"Huh, some of our best structures were born here," Phineas remarked.

"Phineas Flynn," a voice said.

Phineas turned around and saw a woman wearing a hard hat, likely a worker.

"Is that the birthday boy I hear?" she asked.

"Yep, in the flesh," Phineas replied. "Have you seen Ferb today?"

"No, but I did see a guy in a robotic bird-themed super suit shooting eggs out of his wrist." Her eyes widened, as if the realization just dawned on her. "And that was Ferb, wasn't it?"

"It's a safe bet. We used a robotic bird-themed super suit to save City Hall this summer."

"Aren't you a little young to…"

Phineas chuckled. "If I had a nickel for every time I heard that…"

Phineas played a small compilation in his head of when an adult asked him if he and Fer were a 'little young' to do what they do.

When they made the backyard beach.

When they became pop stars.

When they became detectives.

When they fixed the time machine.

When they reunited Love Handel.

When they carved Candace's head onto Mount Rushmore.

And, of course, there was the first day of summer, when they literally sang it.

"Was I supposed to see something just now?" the worker asked.

"No, I was just thinking to myself," Phineas replied. "It's a clip show. Where'd you see Ferb?"

The worker gestured nearby. The wall was practically covered in egg yolk.

Phineas noticed that the yolks made a certain shape. "A visual clue."

"Is that a slushy dawg?" the woman asked.

"Yep, and a fine example of the lost art of egg rendering."

Baljeet was almost done editing his portion of the video when Candace burst into the room.

"Step away from the computer!" she demanded. "I need to watch that video!"

"But…"

"Play it!"

"Okay, fine!"

Candace grinned. "Phineas and Ferb, I got you now."

Baljeet played the video, showing a very weird compilation.

Jeremy balancing slushy dogs.

A giant baby in an art museum exhibit with giant baby toys.

A spider robot getting stuck on the wall of a building.

Ferb sliding onto a bridge covered in tar.

An evil scientist zapping away a boy trying to flirt with his daughter.

The same scientist idiotically pushing a button that said, 'Do NOT Push'.

A man in a clown costume giving a young boy a back massage.

Candace screaming at a piece of cheese, much to the bewilderment of other customers.

Baljeet grinning wide.

Ferb (in a frankenstein costume) laughing a maniacal laugh.

Candace showing off her goth clothing to Jeremy.

A giant robot stealing a disc from Candace.

Candace punching a bag like an ape.

Buford fighting a squid.

Candace wrestling an alligator.

Phineas growing a pair of wings, taking Isabella's hand, and flying away.

Lots and lots of screaming.

Buford saying, "I'll empty my mind of all thoughts except for Baljeet." A pause. "There, that was easy."

That last one made Baljeet blush a little.

"I'm sorry, what was that?" Candace asked.

"That is what I said!" said Baljeet. "Sure, give all the weird stuff to Baljeet! Who cares if it does not work without the context?!"

"Where's the rest?"

"This is all they gave me."

Candace groaned and walked out. "That leaves Buford."

Baljeet sighed. "I need better clips."

"It's my favorite show," Doof monologued. "But my least-favorite show is this."

He turned on the TV to show footage of Roger chopping wood, kissing babies, and even flying.

"It's a twelve-part miniseries running all day long," Doof explained. "Nothing but propaganda. He can't really fly. They did that with wires."

Perry chuckled. Obviously.

"That's why I invented the Video-Beam-Hijacker. With this, I will preempt the biography of my brother, so he can't rely on that 14-karat smile, and his freakish ability to not be despised. I mean, look at this city, with all its urban blight that's… not there anymore." Doof trailed off as he realized he wasn't really doing himself any favors here. "Let's just say I'm gonna let Roger warm up the room a little, then I'll preempt his ridiculous documentary with a live video of me announcing my takeover of the Tri-State Area. What, am I gonna throw away my best stuff on a clip show? Now, let's blow this popsicle stand."

Doof activated the Hijacker. It started to boot up.

Candace made it to Buford's house. She knew that Buford wasn't likely to be intimidated by her, so she planned to sneak into his room through the window and find a way to lure him away from the computer.

Fortunately, she wouldn't need to do that second part. Once she made it to the window, Buford's mom called him, so he left his room to see what was up.

The moment Candace was sure Buford wasn't in his room anymore, she snuck in and looked through the computer.

The compilation was exactly what Candace was hoping it would be.

The weird game show Candace herself participated in.

The time machine.

The ramp the boys made for Grandpa Reggie.

The Molecular Separator.

The Beak suit.

The treehouse robots.

Every room of the boys' fort.

The moment Candace saw that last one, she berated herself for underestimating the boys that day.

Now that she finally had what she needed, Candace took out the disc, climbed out of the window, and headed home.

"I will bust my brothers!" she declared, raising the disc into the air. "And this time, I mean it!"

There was a moment of awkward silence as she realized she was the only one there.

Phineas reached the Slushy Dawg at the mall. Jeremy was working there, as usual.

"Hey Phineas," he greeted. "Want a slushy dawg?"

"Sure," Phineas replied. "Super-suit egg-renderings always make me a bit peckish."

"I bet that's the first time anyone's said that. By the way, Ferb left this clue for you." Jeremy handed Phineas the clue. "I bet you heard a lot of strange sentences over the course of the summer."

"Boy, I'll say." Phineas started eating a slushy dawg Jeremy handed for free.

"Can you think of anything?"

"Nope, not off hand. See you." Phineas was about to walk off, but then he stopped himself. "Wait, I just remembered some."

"Nothing says 'Mother's love' like a giant, robotic platypus butt."

"If I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice."

"So, how does it feel to have your platy-posterior handed to you on a plate, son?"

"The Scotsman in me tells me to hold on stubbornly to the bitter end, but then again, I'm half-Irish."

"Why am I wearing a turtle on my head?"

"I wanna float around, like men."

"Gotta go, Stacy. Good luck with that llama legislation."

"Run for your lives! It's gnome-ageddon!"

"Stickiness is the most underrated of all the -nesses…"

"It looks a little like a rhesus monkey wearing a powdered wig."

"Oh, you did not just tell me to hench."

"What? You want more Bulgarian folk-related elements?"

"Definitely the giant floating baby head."

"I just discovered why cows and frogs don't date."

"I'm calling Mom, and I'm not using the banana this time!"

"Did you see any of that?" asked Phineas.

"Not one bit," Jeremy replied.

"It's a clip show thing." Phineas opened the clue and read it aloud. "'I hope you had fun on this scavenger hunt. Now head back to the place where we plan all our stunts.' Home it is."

Now that the time was right, Perry slid his tail through the small gap and pushed a button on the TV trap. The trap rose up, releasing Perry.

"Why did I put that button there?" Doof berated himself before getting punched by Perry. "You may have escaped my trap, Perry the Platypus, but I'm still going to change your channel!"

Doof pushed a button on a TV remote, firing a laser in Perry's direction. Perry dodged, grabbed another remote, and pushed it. That remote fired a laser too.

"Wait, that shoots too?" Doof asked, dumbfounded.

The two fired at each other, causing extensive damage to the apartment.

"Well, all roads lead home, I guess," Phineas remarked. "I can't wait to see what they…"

He opened the gate to reveal all of his friends, as well as some other faces he didn't recognize, gathered together. The backyard was decorated with balloons shaped like Phineas' head, there were triangular-shaped bubbles floating around, and there was a huge screen with Phineas' face on it.

"Happy birthday, Phineas!" the kids cheered.

"Phineas Flynn, welcome to your birthday," said Isabella.

She gestured to the screen, which showed planes and shooting stars flying by.

Doof finally managed to disarm Perry.

"Ha, I gotcha!" he laughed.

He fired another laser at Perry. Perry just dodged, causing the laser to reflect off a mirror and hit the Hijacker. One of the legs came off, making it lean a bit to the right. A beam fired from it, going who-knows-where.

"Great, now it's firing in the wrong direction!" Doof whined.

Candace was almost home. She noticed a twenty-dollar bill on the ground and leaned down to pick it up.

A beam just narrowly missed her and the disc.

A plumber-in-training was watching a training video on a TV screen.

"Make sure the pipes are facing…" the man in the video said.

A beam hit the TV, making it change to depict a pharmacist yelling, "The wrong direction!"

While he was suspicious, the plumber did as he was told.

The water at the start of the pipe built up until it burst.

A piece of the pipe hit a nearby 'One Way' sign, making it face the other direction.

A DVD Recycle truck turned the direction the sign was pointing. He almost drove right into traffic coming the opposite direction.

In an attempt to get out of it, the driver swerved right.

The moment Candace picked up the bill, she saw a truck crash. A huge pile of DVDs came towards her. She raised her disc in the air so she wouldn't lose it in the pile.

"Ha, I made it!" she laughed.

Unfortunately, that was the least of her worries.

The pipe completely burst, startling the plumber. He accidentally tossed his pipe wrench high into the air. A bunch of birds were scared off by it.

Candace continued making her way home when a bunch of birds surrounded her.

"What is happening right now?!" she shouted.

Candace tripped, causing the disc to fly into the air.

That's when she noticed a circus was coming up. At first, she was confused, but then she saw Phineas' name on a banner.

Of course, she thought to herself.

She snapped out of it and focused on the disc. She leaped over the elephants, swung on the banner, landed on a unicycle, and caught the disc.

She then launched over a pile of cement, did a flip, and landed with a split. The disc and a wrench landed on her hands, and a hat landed on her head.

"Can I get an autograph?" asked a random boy who witnessed it all.

"Now look what you made me do," Doof whined. "Now I'll need to even out the legs, but first, I'm going to get even with you!"

Doof pushed the button, but nothing happened. He realized that the batteries went out.

Seeing his chance, Perry fired the laser. Doof ducked, but that was what Perry wanted. The laser hit the Hijacker, blowing it up.

"Okay, maybe the 'inator' name wasn't the problem," Doof realized. "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!"

Perry put on his jetpack and flew off.

Linda and Lawrence were enjoying some lemonade while the kids played around.

"I feel bad we missed the video presentation while we were at the bakery," Linda admitted.

"Well, we couldn't very well serve that cake the way those wild penguins tore it all up," Lawrence mentioned. "And to think that they were carried away by a freak tornado!"

That's when Candace showed up.

"Mom, Mom, Mom!" she called. "This is it!"

"What is it?" Linda asked, knowing where this was going.

"The thing I've been wanting all summer long!"

"Oh. That."

"Because today, I have this." Candace showed the disc. "This is only…"

"Thank you, everyone," Phineas interrupted.

"Hold on, hon," said Linda. "I think Phineas is going to speak."

"I just have to say, I'm a lucky guy," said Phineas. "I mean, so far, this has been a rocking great summer. I've sure had plenty of fun, but one thing I've learned over the course of these last 57 days is that it's not about satisfying your personal desires. It's about all of you. Being surrounded by the best family and the best friends anyone could ever hope to have."

Every one of Phineas' friends and family members started to tear up. Even Buford cried, and held Baljeet's shoulders for comfort.

Phineas turned to Isabella specifically as he continued. "All the people I love, and who love me right back."

Isabella teared up even more at that bit.

"Today was a great day," Phineas finished. "The best day ever."

Candace herself teared up at the end of the speech. She looked at the disc, and then back at Phineas.

"What am I doing?" she asked herself. "I can't do this, not on his birthday! What kind of person am I?"

She took out the wrench she got earlier and used it to smash the disc.

"Aw, Candace, you're a great person," Phineas assured her. "If I had a nickel for every time you've put aside trying to get me and Ferb in trouble for one reason or another I'd have more than a dollar, which may not sound like a lot, but if we're talking nickels, it is."

"But I didn't even get you a…"

Phineas noticed the wrench in Candace's hand. "Wait a minute, is that a left-handed flange tuner? I've been looking for one of those forever."

"What?"

"They're hard to find. Custom-made for sewage repair, but they have a thousand uses!" Phineas took the wrench. "I love it! It's just what I've been wanting! Thank you, Candace. You're the best sister ever."

Phineas hugged Candace. She was shocked at first, but she gladly returned it.

"Alright, who wants cake?" Linda asked.

All the kids headed inside for cake.

Phineas finally pulled away from Candace when he heard a familiar chatter. He turned and noticed Perry was there.

"Oh, there you are, Perry," he said. "Some day, huh?"

"Yep," Candace replied. "And I know what I'm gonna do tomorrow."

The two went inside to join everyone else.

That's when a clown showed up.

"Hello?" he called. "Did anyone order a circus?"

No answer.

The clown sighed. "I knew I should've gotten a down payment on those elephants."

Thanks for reading.