What Fairy Girls Want
by Ulquiorra9000
Chapter 28: get me soaked (from head to toe)
"Hey. It's tomorrow, isn't it?" Loke asked Natsu as they strutted out of their latest (and lamest) class.
Natsu rolled his eyes. "What's tomorrow? I can name at least six things happening tomorrow, four of them involving booze."
Loke grinned. "Gray's 21st birthday! October 16th! You know what that means..."
Natsu broke into a wide smile and high-fived his buddy. "Yeah!"
"That's right. A drunk rager to put all frat parties to shame and live on as epic, embarrassing, mythical memories for all time."
"Well..."
"It'll be just like Gray's last birthday," Loke said, a gleam in his eyes as he rubbed his hands together. "Remember that? People passing out drunk, naked butts, someone catching on fire in the bathtub, roller skating through the liberal arts building at 1:00 AM..."
"And a few virginities were lost, too," Natsu added. "Kinana walked out of that party with her head held high! She got the sausage, and there was no going back."
"She rode that high for a week," Loke said fondly. "She became a woman that night. I'm happy for her."
"Which brings us to tomorrow's party," Natsu said. "Honestly, um..."
"If you can't find enough people to invite, I can pick up the slack," Loke offered with a thumbs-up. "I know a few more virgins who need to turn in their V-card. Three guys and two girls. Just say the word!"
"That's the thing," Natsu said thoughtfully as the two friends climbed down the staircase at the end of the hall toward the ground floor. "This year's different, my man. Now that most of us are in serious relationships and studying hard, drunk ragers just don't feel right."
"What! Don't abandon me, Natsu!" Loke yelped. "It can't be epic without you, Gajeel, Elfman, and the other dudes there. But if you all ditch the party because you have girlfriends...!"
Natsu clapped Loke on the back as they arrived at the ground floor. "I'm seeing the world through new eyes, Loke. All I want for Gray is a chill and friendly party to mark the big two-one. It'll be at his and my place."
Loke made a few helpless noises. "But... no... the virgins... intoxication... legendary drunk moments... naked asses...!"
"I don't think it's in the cards this year," Natsu told him gently. "Things are different this time."
"Any weekend you can remember isn't a good weekend," Loke groaned, invoking the words Natsu used to say at least every other week.
"How about we throw a rager for your birthday? When is it again?"
"February 10th."
"Okay! I'll make damn sure you can't remember it," Natsu promised with a wide smile.
Loke looked like he was on the verge of tears as he sniffed. "You... you really mean it?"
"Fuck yeah. That beer bong won't leave your mouth all night."
"All right! Whoo!" Loke leaped up and punched the air in excitement, nearly taking off someone's head as a nearby class let out.
"Watch it, dumbass!" someone snapped as the students filed out of the classroom.
"Whatever," Loke said dismissively, all sadness forgotten. He rubbed his hands together again. "Tame party for tame couples tomorrow, then the real deal for my birthday. I can't wait!"
"Just don't expect Lucy to be at your party," Natsu noted. "Or Levy. Or Evergreen, or Erza and Jellal, or Brandish, or Lisanna, or..."
"Damn! My guest list is shrinking like a ballsack in December!"
Natsu snorted. "Relax. I'll handle it. Until then, have fun at Gray's party."
"You know..." Loke said, giving Natsu a look.
"Huh? What?"
Loke beamed. "I actually think I like the new you. You're all grown up."
"Better get used to it," Natsu said proudly, folding his arms. "Lucy made me a better man. I owe her."
"You're so lucky."
"And don't you forget it! Now, I've gotta run this by the birthday boy and make sure everything's ready," Natsu said. "See you tomorrow night!"
"See ya!" Loke waved as Natsu headed out of this building and jogged across campus, expecting to find Gray in the student union cafeteria around this time. And sure enough...
"A tame party for tame couples," Gray repeated with amusement when Natsu summarized his earlier conversation with Loke. He sat at one of the cafeteria's tables with a half-eaten lunch before him. "Y'know, I think Loke is right. We have become domesticated, Natsu. Like lions in a zoo."
That wasn't really what "domesticated" meant, but whatever. "So, what party supplies should I get?" Natsu asked. "Anything's fair game."
Gray shrugged. "Uh... just some six-packs and snacks, and I'll put on a movie or two. Maybe Super Smosh Bros, too. I still need to get even with Jellal for whooping my ass the last time we played."
Natsu nodded. "Got it. Anything else?"
"...nah."
"Dude." Natsu leaned closer to his icy friend, hands on his hips. "You've been a little moody lately. Like you've got somethin' on your mind."
"N-no," Gray blurted out.
"Is it about Juvia? Is she trying to win you back?"
"No. And like hell I'd let her."
"Failed an exam?"
"That shit wouldn't bother me. Well okay, it would a little, but it didn't happen."
"Then what is it?"
"I just have some stuff to think about," Gray said. "Don't worry about it, man. Let's just have fun tomorrow."
Natsu leaned back. "You got it. Why don't I get those six-packs first?"
"Right on. And thanks." Gray grinned, then returned to his lunch.'
Natsu still had a funny feeling as he headed out and trekked across campus to find a cab. He knew his best friend; something was eating him up on the inside, and Natsu wouldn't rest until he found out what.
Then, when Natsu was standing in the middle of the local liquor store contemplating the six- and twelve-packs in the reach-in coolers, it hit him. Of course! What kind of bullshit party settled for six-packs of light beer and a movie marathon? If Natsu was gonna pry the truth from Gray's mouth, he'd need some hard-as-a-rock drinks to serve as the crowbar! And maybe a few games to keep Gray in a chatty, generous mood.
That does it. Cana Alberona was definitely on the guest list for tomorrow!
o*o*o*o*
Natsu finished his second beer and scoped out the room again to get a feel for how the party was going. Hmmmmm, not bad. Gray, Elfman, Jellal, and Max were bashing each other's brains out in Super Smosh Bros in one corner while Cana and Laki were busy playing beer pong on a card table (Laki was terrible at it) while everyone else either fixed themselves a drink in the kitchen's mixing station or stood around chatting as club music played on the boom box resting on the floor. Good stuff!
Now was the time for the really good stuff. Natsu cracked a smile, cracked his knuckles, then got cracking turning this shit up to 11.
"How's everyone feeling tonight?" Natsu hollered through his cupped hands, and the tipsy partygoers cheered, some throwing up their hands.
"I can't hear you, bitches! I said, are you ready party?!" Natsu roared, and he got double the reaction. Yeah, that's what he was lookin' for!
"I actually don't mind a more low-key party like this," Kinana commented as she finished her drink in a red plastic cup. "This feels like a proper birthday party. Happy birthday, Gray!"
"Thanks!" Gray said without tearing his eyes away from the screen.
Cana waltzed right over and gave Kinana a proper noogie. "What the hell did you say, slut? You want a low-key party? This ain't your grandma's party, no sir!"
"Ack! Cana, you're killing me!" Kinana yelped, struggling in the other girl's grip. "I'm just saying, after I made a fool of myself at the last party I went to -"
"You'll make a fool of yourself this time, too!" Cana hooted, smiling from ear to ear as she released her captive. "Live it up, my friend! You won't be a carefree college babe forever. Enjoy it while you can!"
"Yeah! Fuck studying. More partying!" Loke cried, throwing up two pairs of peace signs, and the partygoers roared their approval. A few clapped.
"I can't believe Elfy dragged me to another of these parties," Evergreen grumbled.
"Oh, don't be like that. You came here because deep down, your party animal self wants to be free," Lisanna teased her, draping an arm over Evergreen's shoulders. Lisanna was already pink in the face from booze, a half-consumed beer bottle in hand.
"Yeah. We all came here to get crazy!" Fried declared, and he got his own round of applause for that comment. That's the spirit!
"Just don't break any of the furniture this time," Gray called out over the noise. "If any of you fuckers breaks my shit, you're payin' for it!"
"Oh, relax, Mr. grumpy pants," Cana said with a laugh. "The more carnage, the more fun you're having!"
"These parties live up to their reputation," Brandish Mu noted, arms folded as she stood in one corner. "I can see how people turn in their V-cards at such events. The booze flows freely and inhibitions are carried off into the wind."
"Fuck yeah, homegirl!" Cana hooted as she saluted her green-haired friend. "Now, what game are we playin' first? Let's mix some harder drinks, too! I feel like I'm drinkin' tap water here."
"Line up, folks!" Lucy cried out happily, waving from her spot in the kitchen. "I've been practicing. Flavor and intoxication are just a sip away."
"Oh! Oh! Me first!" Loke cried, knocking over three different people in his race to get a drink. Max, never one to lose to Loke in anything, threw out a hand and seized Loke's pants to slow him down, causing them to slide halfway down Loke's ass. Everyone laughed as the boys squirmed to get to the kitchen first.
"Me next!" Laki cried happily, the beer pong game forgotten as she hurried to the line forming in the kitchen.
"And me," Gajeel declared, muscling his way through the crowd, with Levy in tow.
Natsu couldn't stop smiling as he joined the line, with Gray right behind him.
"Not even an hour into the party and we're about to blow the roof off this place," Gray commented. "Damn, Natsu, I was kinda hoping for something a little tamer this time."
Natsu snorted. "Get real. We always operate this way."
"I dunno. Things feel different now, with us taking class and life more seriously..."
"Yeah, and that's why we deserve a chance to blow off steam," Natsu explained as the line kept moving. "We've already started. Let's go all the way this final time. Do it for me?"
"But it's my birthday."
"And some part of you wants this shit so bad."
Gray opened his mouth to argue, then broke out into a wide grin. "Well, fuck. You've got me figured out, Natsu. Let's do it!" He shouted those last three words with a raised fist, and the tipsy partygoers cheered.
"Here you are, Natsu. I made it extra-strong for you," Lucy said with a giggle as she handed Natsu his full cup. "Enjoy!"
Natsu kissed his girlfriend's cheek. "Thanks, babe. I'll make it count."
Once everyone had their mixed drinks, they assembled in a circle, with Cana explaining the rules.
"The game is Cheers to the Governor," Cana explained. "We take turns counting up to 21, and then we say 'cheers to the governor!' and all drink. Whoever said 21 makes a rule for the next round, and anyone who screws up the rule or says the wrong number drinks. Then the counting starts over with whoever made the new rule."
"How do we win?" Erza asked, a competitive gleam in her brown eyes.
"We're done when each number has a rule," Cana told her. "Simple, right?"
Evergreen looked down at her drink and sighed. "I'll end up in the hospital at this rate."
"It's okay. I'll bring you flowers and balloons if you do," Elfman promised his girlfriend.
Evergreen brightened. "You're so considerate."
"You ready, party bitches?" Cana cried, raising her glass and taking her place in the circle. "On me... one!"
"Two!" Laki stated.
"Three," Natsu put in.
"Four," Lucy purred.
"Five!" Loke roared, making Lucy wince.
"Six," Erza said smugly for some reason.
"Seven," Droy said simply.
"Triangle!" Jellal said with a stupid grin.
"You're such a dumbass," Fried said with a snort.
"Well, you gotta drink," Cana told Jellal, who did just that.
So, it started over with Jellal saying "one," and on it went until Levy declared "Twenty-one!"
"CHEERS TO THE GOVERNOR!" Natsu cried with his friends, and they all drank. Mmmmmm, so good! Lucy was a magician with these drinks! She oughta work part-time at Club Thunder's bar.
"So, what's the first new rule?" Cana asked Levy. "Pick a number and a condition."
Levy cocked her head in thought. "When you say ten, you have to slap the next person in turn order."
Everyone burst out laughing.
"She's small but vicious, that one," Erza noted, and Jellal nodded in agreement.
"Oh, she's evil," Evergreen muttered with a grin on her face.
"I'm glad I put on underwear and came here," Brandish said to no one in particular. What was with her and underwear? If Natsu were single, he'd love picturing Brandish going around in her apartment buck naked, her big boobs bobbing as she walked around, her fine ass in the open -
Naw, man. Lucy's naked ass was the only one Natsu intended to see. He was struck with a sudden urge to smack both of Lucy's buttcheeks to reaffirm his commitment to her. Maybe later tonight in the designated make-out room (Natsu's room).
"One," Levy said.
"Two," Bickslow added.
"Three," Gray said, toasting all his friends with his cup.
"Four," Brandish stated.
"Five," Evergreen put in.
"Q!" Elfman roared, then roared with laughter.
"Is this gonna happen in every round?" Max wondered, stifling his laughter.
"Who knows?" Cana said with a wink. "Drink, Elfman!"
Elfman drank, then restarted with one. On and on it went until it was Natsu's turn... and he had...
"Ten," Natsu said, feeling himself go cold as he looked first at Levy and then at Lucy. "No... no!"
"Remember my rule, Natsu," Levy said loftily. "Don't you dare disobey."
"You bitch!" Natsu said half-seriously, giving his girlfriend a terrified look. "Dammit Elfman, if you didn't restart the count...!"
"Too late," Elfman joked.
"It's okay, Natsu. I'll still love you," Lucy promised him. She turned her head a bit. "Get the right cheek. Make it sexy."
"Lucy... hang in there," Natsu blubbered, then raised his hand and half-heartedly smacked his girlfriend's cheek. Oh, the horror!
"Mmmmmmm... that was kind of exciting," Lucy said with a grin, rubbing her cheek as the horrified players stared.
"The game continues!" Loke declared, raising his cup.
"Eleven!" Lucy cheered, and on it went until Elfman hit 21. Everyone drank, and then Elfman cocked his head in thought.
"Make it something crazy!" Laki hollered, holding her drink with both hands.
"Make it merciful!" Evergreen put in.
"Make it sexy," Erza implored him.
"Um..." The gears in Elfman's head clanked together as he thought it over. Then he snapped his fingers. "You have to belch the number twenty-one to end each round in style!"
"Oh, he's so innocent," Cana noted to herself. "Fine. The next round begins!"
And so they played, and Lucy got the number ten.
"Now it's my turn," Lucy said with a cocky grin, rolling her right shoulder. "Prepare yourself, Loke!"
"Hang on. You can break the rule and take a drink as punishment," Loke pointed out, throwing up his hands to shield his face.
"Fuck that. Get slapped!" Gajeel cried, and more than a few people agreed.
"Drink! I beg you!" Loke pleaded.
"Here you go, Lucy." Erza, was next after Loke, seized Loke from behind and held back his arms. "Slap him like he owes you money!"
"Goddamn it!" Loke cried.
SMACK!
"WHOOOOOOOO!" everyone roared as Lucy's hand obliterated Loke's left cheek, and Loke collapsed in Erza's arms.
"I'm dying," Loke moaned dramatically.
Erza helped him up. "There you go, buddy. You're still in this."
"O... okay." Loke staggered to his feet, then said, "Eleven."
Lisanna took a drink when it was her turn and belched out a hearty "Twenty-one!" She giggled.
"CHEERS TO THE GOVERNOR!" Natsu thundered with his friends, and they cheered.
"Okay, new rule," Lisanna said. "When you say fourteen, you compliment the next player."
"Oh, she is so innocent," Cana said snidely.
"Bitch, I have twice as many dildos as you," Lisanna shot back, and there was no arguing against that. "One!"
"Two!" Max declared.
"Three," Gajeel said.
"Four," Fried added.
"Sex!" Kinana squealed, then dissolved into a giggling fit.
"Oh my fucking God," Evergreen groaned.
"Speaking of sex, don't forget about the designated make-out room, everyone!" Cana mentioned, pointing at the bedroom door in question. "Get busy and enjoy the party! After we finish this game, of course."
"One," Kinana said, still giggling, and that meant Cana provided the two. Then, Levy got ten and slapped the shit out of Bickslow, and when Evergreen got fourteen, she looked up at Elfman with pure adoration.
"I just love how you hold doors open for me," Evergreen cooed. "The cheesy classics are still hot. Girls like me love it."
"Enough to suck his dick?" Max cried, and Gajeel slapped him.
Cana ended up with 21, and she made a show of belching it loud enough to shake the walls. Wow! "Now for my rule!" Cana hooted. "We need to kick it up a few notches. On the number eight, remove a piece of clothing. Let's see some skin, people!"
The entire room cheered, laughed, and applauded the best rule yet. Oh, it was on!
Everyone was dying to launch the next round now that the rules were piling up! Jellal got eight, so Erza watched with great interest as he tore off his plaid shirt, leaving his logo T-shirt. Bickslow said ten, leading to him slapping Gray the birthday boy, and Elfman had fourteen, so he complimented Lisanna's inspiring work ethic. Laki bleched 21, and that meant she could make a rule!
"Whoever says two has to kiss the last player who went!" Laki cheered, and the room went nuts with that rule!
"Where?" Brandish asked. "Cheek? Back of the hand? Lips? Ass? Penis? Clitoris?"
"Anywhere. You pick!" Laki decided, and that was a good enough answer for anyone. She stated one, so Natsu ended up with two. Wait a minute...
"Did you set that up so you'd get kissed?" Natsu asked her.
Laki giggled. "Sorry, but I haven't had a date in over a year. I miss romantic stuff like kissing and hand-holding."
"Lucy, I'm sorry once again!" Natsu yelped. Was this game trying to destroy his precious relationship?!
"Once again, I forgive you," Lucy said confidently, folding her arms. "Let's see that kiss."
"Okay, um... uh..." Natsu awkwardly got himself ready.
"Kiss her lips!" Max cried.
"Fuck you, dude!" Natsu snapped.
"Kiss her butt," Brandish suggested. "Laki, bend over and pull down those pants."
"Screw this." Natsu took a deep breath, then leaned forward and kissed Laki's forehead. There. Toying with the boundaries of cheating, but not enough to get him kicked to the curb.
"Aw, you could have had so much fun with that, Natsu," Cana said with a giggle. "Well, whatever. Keep it going, people!"
"Three," Lucy said.
"Four," Loke said.
The round kept going, with Levy getting eight and taking off her jacket, and Gray got ten, so he slapped a calm and indifferent Brandish, and Lisanna got fourteen, so she obeyed her own rule and complimented Max's rich, full hair color (Max looked so happy).
"Twenty-one!" Natsu belched with gusto. He smiled and puffed out his chest. "Here's my rule. When you say seventeen, you get down and do ten pushups."
"Boo! That's for gym bros!" Levy hollered.
"I'm not so great with exercise, either," Max admitted.
"I'm cool with that," Gajeel said, which was like duh, with those bulging biceps of his.
Anyway! "One," Natsu said.
That gave Lucy a two, and she treated Natsu to a loving kiss on the lips. Ah, so flavorful and sexy!
Bickslow got eight and took off his pants with suspicious eagerness, Brandish got ten and slapped the fuck out of Evergreen, Max had fourteen and complimented Gajeel for putting on that cool concert at Mermaid Fins, and Kinana tortured herself as she struggled to grind out ten pushups with the number seventeen. That meant Lucy had to drink to prepare her belched 21, and she tossed her silky blonde hair.
"When you say five, you reveal a piece trivia or one secret about yourself," she stated. "Ready? One!"
Loke had two and kissed the back of Lucy's hand like a chivalrous knight, and then Jellal got five and admitted that he never jerked off on weekends, while Gray got eight and dutifully removed his shirt, and Evergreen had ten, so she slapped a cheerful Elfman, who seemed to enjoy it a bit too much. Gajeel had fourteen and paid a compliment to Fried's drumming skills, then Cana got seventeen, meaning she got down and completed those pushups like a pro. Loke belched 21, and declared his new rule: "Take two drinks on number nine!"
Man, this was getting good!
On and on it went in that circle, with everyone slapping, stripping, admitting embarrassing shit, doing pushups, saying nice things, and drinking more than ever. More rules joined the fray, such as hopping three times on one foot when you say 11, busting a dance move on 16, and offering a sip of your drink to the previous player on 4. It was a whirlwind of chaos, and man, Natsu lived for this! Cana even had to refill everyone's drinks to keep things going, and it paid off with the combinations that unfolded. Lisanna ended up down to just her panties with the strip rule, Erza admitted that she liked having rubber ducks in the bath, Droy slapped Jellal for all it was worth, Loke complimented Erza's manly strength, and Gray ended up kissing Brandish right on her naked ass. Brandish even gave her a butt a tantalizing wiggle after pulling down her panties, and Gray couldn't resist smooching those cheeks.
"Damn! Another drink!" Elfman cried as he chugged his drink upon failing another rule a few rounds later.
Cana cackled. "That's the idea, Elfman! When enough rules pile up, it's too hard to remember 'em all and you end up drinking as a penalty for forgetting!"
"This game is so evil," a red-faced Evergreen commented, but she had a giddy smile on her face all the same.
Natsu felt himself gradually slipping into a booze-induced, dizzy haze as the game reached its final round, and ah, what a welcome feeling that was! When was the last time he got dangerously plastered like this? Too long!
And finally...
"CHEERS TO THE GOVERNOR! WHOOOOOOOOO!" Natsu roared with his friends. They all toasted each other, then finished their drinks. Levy nearly collapsed until Gajeel caught her, and Max fought hard to keep his puke down, a hand clapped over his mouth. Whew, they were cutting it close! Now it's a real party.
"Guys! Guys! All my friends!" Gray hollered, waving his arms. He was down to his underwear, but still looked totally serious. "I was gonna say somethin' with the triva rule for the number five."
"Oh! Will we finally find out how many inches long your cock is?" Kinana cheered, clapping her hands.
"Naw. Only Juvia knows that number, and she ain't here," Gray said with a hiccup. "Listen, I've been down lately 'cause I have a secret. But now... now's the time to spill it!"
Natsu's ears perked up, his body tensed like a leopard about to spring. Here we go...!
"I'm moving to Crocus when I graduate!" Gray announced.
There were a few seconds of silence.
"Whaaaaaaat? But we hate Crocus! Don't we, people?" Loke yelped.
"Yeah! Fuck that place!" Laki hooted.
"The Sabertooths made fools of us for the last time!" Gajeel put in.
"I need to lie down," Levy groaned, so Gajeel promptly carried her into Gray's bedroom to chill out fora few minutes.
"I didn't want to tell anyone since I'd sound like a total fucking traitor," Gray confessed. "I didn't want anyone to give me shit. But you know what? It's my future! Crocus has lots of construction work, and I've already got leads for internships. I gotta try it! Destiny calls."
Natsu stepped forward and clapped both hands on Gray's shoulders. "If it weren't for a good cause, I'd totally brand you a traitor and lock you in the janitor's closet with ten angry badgers. But good for you!"
"For... for real?" Gray blubbered. "I thought you'd be the maddest of all, Natsu. You're my best friend ever."
"Yeah. And as your best bud, I feel you," Natsu told him. "I'm busting my ass trying to get serious about class and working when I graduate. It's not going too great so far, but I ain't quitting. Just ask Lucy."
"He's trying his best," Lucy said fondly. "My boyfriend is ready for the future, and I couldn't be more proud."
"Okay! So we're all still friends," Cana announced joyously. "To mark the occasion, I need Natsu and Gray to seal this with a kiss! Go!"
"KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!" the girls cheered, pumping their fists, and Natsu was actually halfway considering it when Gray let out a happy hiccup and collapsed on the floor like a limpdick chump.
Everyone burst out laughing. "Okay, time for his nap," Natsu joked, hauling Gray's conked-out form into Elfman's bedroom, since Gray's was occupied.
"You all know what this means," Cana added with a naughty sparkle in her eyes. "When Gray graduates, we have a going-away party for him on top of the graduation party. Prepare for booze, and make it double!"
"WHOOOOOOOOO!" everyone cheered again.
Then it was time to get back to the party!
While Elfman and Jellal battled it out with beer pong and Lucy resumed mixing drinks, Brandish declined to put any of her clothes back on from the stripping rule of Cheers to the Governor. Everyone else had put back on their missing clothes, but not her.
"Something is still missing," the intoxicated Brandish said, scratching her head as she stood alone in the middle of the crowded room. "My inhibitions are still up."
"Something the matter, honey?" Cana teased her.
Brandish nodded. "I want this entire party to tear me apart, Cana. Who knows when I'll get invited to the next party?"
Cana gasped with incredulous delight, hands over her mouth. "No way... does that mean...?"
"Nothing's off the table," Brandish said, a playful note sweetening her voice as her normally dull eyes glowed with crazy energy. "Not even me. Move it, people!"
Natsu watched with amazement as Brandish stalked over to Elfman's and Jellal's half-finished beer pong game and swept aside all the cups, spilling beer all over the carpet.
"What the hell!" Jellal yelped. "I was winning!"
"Only because you were cheating," Elfman shot back.
"Shut your cake hole," Brandish cut in. "Move it, boys. I want to get fucked up like never before. Get all your single friends over here."
"What the..." Jellal wondered as the stoic, unexpressive Brandish suddenly broke into a devilish smile and reached behind her back, unclasping her bra. Her enormous breasts popped right into view, her nipples nice and perky, her breasts having such incredible curves, it was an A on any geometry test.
"Oh, snap! Girl getting naked! Repeat, we've got a naked girl!" Max cried, pointing. That immediately got the attention of every single guy in the room!
"Here we go," Brandish announced, hopping onto the card table and laying on her back, spreading her legs wide to reveal her fresh pink pussy. "Get over here, boys and girls, and eat me alive. Who's hungry? Who's thirsty?"
"Oh my god yes!" Loke squealed. He, Max, Droy, Fried, and Bickslow rushed right over, eyes alight with glee.
Brandish was 100% naked now, moaning with anticipation as she caressed her breasts. "All of you, tear me apart. And get Lucy to pour all her drinks on me. The Brandish bar is open."
"YEAH!" the guys roared, and at once, a grinning Lucy Heartfilia arrived, drinks in hand. She poured a shot into Brandish's belly button, and Fried wasted no time. He bent over and drank it right up.
"Ah! It tastes like finely aged whiskey and sluts," Fried noted. "Bickslow, you gotta try this."
Lucy poured another shot, and Bickslow bent over this time to drink up. "A skanky shot glass is the best!" he thundered, and the whole room agreed.
"More," Brandish panted. "And get some single girls over here! Most of all Lisanna! I want to thank her for being my friend."
"Lisanna! Get your ass over here now!" Loke howled.
Natsu watched as Lisanna came skipping over, all smiles. "Yes?" Lisanna asked in her cutest, most innocent voice.
"Kiss me!" Brandish cried.
And then it all happened at once. While Max took his turn doing a shot out of Brandish's belly button, a giggling Lisanna bent down to make out wetly with her, caressing Brandish's head as she went. That left Loke free to get to handfuls of Brandish's balloon-like breasts and gently massage them like a lover, his tongue playing with the hardened nipples. And Fried and Bickslow went nuts with Brandish's lady parts, sticking their fingers in and giving her the fingering of a lifetime.
"Mmmmmmm... mmmmmmmm!" Brandish groaned with pleasure as the hedonistic insanity unfolded, with more and more partygoers stopping to stare in awe. Even Gray and Levy got out of the bedrooms to watch in amazement as Brandish got busy with five different people at once.
"Beer!" Levy declared, raising a tiny fist.
"Levy, you really shouldn't drink anymore," Gajeel cautioned her.
"Not for me. For Brandish!" Levy corrected him woozily, and Lucy the barmaid was all about that shit. She brought over a whole tray of cups of beer, and the partygoers all seized them before pouring them all over Brandish.
"Drink me!" Brandish hollered. "Everyone...!"
They were all over her! With Lucy's permission, Natsu got in on the fun, avoiding Brandish's sexual or romantic body parts as he licked up beer and extra shots off Brandish's smooth, sweet skin. She was soaked from head to toe, with a dozen partygoers running their tongues all over her.
"On my pussy! Go!" Brandish ordered, and Lucy poured a shot of honey whiskey on Brandish's fun parts. That was Droy's cue to lean in and lick it up, with Brandish squirming and moaning with pleasure the whole time.
Everyone kept rotating who was doing what, and what a show it was! Kinana toyed with Brandish's breasts, Cana licked up tequila from Brandish's clitoris, Laki did a shot from Brandish's belly button, and at one point, Brandish had her head to the side, moaning with joy as Loke shoved his steely cock into her mouth. It was an orgy of the flesh like Natsu had never seen before!
"Are you humbled?" Natsu asked Cana as Fried took his turn getting blown by Brandish. "None of your parties ever went this hard!"
"I've been dethroned as party queen," Cana said with a salute. "Brandish, you bad bitch, you've done it. The crown is yours."
The rest of the night was a real blur after that, and Natsu was losing track of things, but at least he saw all the best parts. Gray eventually got naked and did a funny dance with vodka bottles duct-taped to his hands, while Laki and Kinana started making out in the corner and a giggling Elfman and Evergreen went into the designated make-out room to destroy Natsu's bed frame with their lovemaking. And at one point, with the make-out room occupied...
"Fuck me, baby! You're up!" Brandish told Loke with a cocky smile. "Are you man enough to take me?"
"Damn right I am!" Loke barked. The whole party cheered like maniacs as Loke playfully tapped the tip of his penis against Brandish's pink, wet lady parts before sticking it right in. He started going faster and faster, his ballsack flopping back and forth with the energy of his lovemaking, while Brandish's breasts jiggled merrily on her chest.
"Here we go!" Loke called out a few minutes later as he tensed up, preparing for the climax. With one deft movement, Loke withdrew his cock from Brandish's vagina and held onto it as he came all over her belly, sighing with relief as he went. The crowd cheered at his success. What timing!
"Who's next? Line up, single guys," Brandish called out. "Who's got some cock for me?!"
"Me! Oh, fuck yeah!" Fried smiled widely as he eased his manhood into Brandish's thoroughly soaked pussy, thrusting for all it was worth. And just like Loke, Fried yanked out his wiener seconds before he blasted his load all over Brandish's chest and breasts.
"Now me!" Bickslow declared, and there he went! Natsu, meanwhile, had a favor to ask.
"Gray. Can we borrow your room? I wanna try that, too," Natsu asked his friend, an arm wrapped around Lucy's waist. "I'm out of condoms. Might as well practice my timing."
Gray broke into a wide smile. "Take it away, lovers! Good luck."
Natsu and Lucy couldn't stop giggling as they scrambled into Gray's messy room, shut and locked the door behind them, then stripped off their remaining clothes to have their own little party. And oh baby, did it work! Natsu was a little spoiled with his condoms, able to jizz in Lucy whenever he wanted, but he was overdue for a challenge.
"Oh yeah... oh yeah... almost there!" Natsu hissed between clenched teeth as he plowed Lucy's naked body into oblivion, his cock slamming into her with fierce passion. Lucy, meanwhile, squealed and wailed with white-hot pleasure, gripping the bedsheets with both hands, her breasts heaving as Natsu kept fucking her. Then it was the big moment~!
"Aaaaaahhhh!" Natsu held his rod as he blasted his load onto Lucy's tummy, his whole body trembling. Whew, that was close! If he had been one second later...!
"Now that was fun," Lucy breathed. She giggled. "We cut it kind of close. The raw danger made it sexy."
"It sure did, babe," Natsu said, wiping his brow.
"But Natsu..."
"Uh-huh?"
"From now on, condoms."
"I'll be packin', babe."
And, by the time everyone started sobering up with water and bread and headed out around 4:00 AM, Natsu and Lucy looked at each other and agreed: they were truly partied out. Now they could look to the future with clear, undistracted eyes.
Man, being grown up sure took the fun out of things sometimes... oh well!