37- never give berry a knife, he will shank you like a rat, and sunny is no better

So, it's been a while…

Me n sunny, sunny and I? Fuck, umm, okay, we're stuck in this forest… there was a Rayquaza… we almost died…

Okay! Weve been drenched in the blood of that Pokemon from earlier, I still got that lotoad or whatever that hatched from the egg, and sunny wasn't doing too hot.

"Berryyyy I'm starving, canr we stop for half a second and grab a bite,"

"Nooooooo,"

"Scuse me?? I swear I'll go running off and get myself killed right now if I dont get a bite to eat,"

Ahhh damnit I forgot she was a crazy person.

"I just wanna wash this iron smell off of my clothes and the Pokemon blood outta my ass crack, I could care less about food "

"But very, you JUST risked your life to eat a Pokemon egg, and then you, and I qoute, ' got only six or seven licks in before it hatched' I KNOW your hungry,"

"Just because I tell the reader I want t satisfied, doesn't mean you get to read my words back to me like that,"

I looked up and saw some wild berries up in the trees, clearly collected by a wild pokemon, I looked up, I looked at sunny, I locked eyes with you then looked away in a fluster-

"AYO sunny, I'm getting too close to the reader, can you climb up that tree and risk it all so I can have a distraction from this bozo"?

She looked up and then just side eyed me.

"So you risked your life and you want me to risk mine now,"

"Oh yeah, you didn't know, were taking turns, hella fair if I do say so myself,"

"Well berry, I'm starving… so I have an idea! "

"Hit me," I mumbled,

I caught a prosthetic leg to the back of my head, and woke up hours later, surrounded by food.

"Oh God, oh God not again,"

I scanned my surroundings

There was sunny,

Looked like jabba the hit at the top of that food pile. She caught my glance, swallowed a bite, and chuckled.

"Hehe, your finally awake luv? Earlier you pissed me off, so when you said 'hit me' I took the chance,"

While proud of her swiftness I was still upset and confused.

"You know how I. Some story's the plot has to force a character to move along for the plot's sake?"

"Do I look like I read, sunny"

"Well luv, you can't seem to read the room at all, so no I guess.WERE IN A NEW TOWN!! I DRAGGED YOU HERE AGAINST YOUR WILL, AND BATHED YOU!"

"Oh, I sighed, relieved, " there's all the hard work cut out for me; wait you bathed HUH?"