Hey, guys. Welcome to the next chapter of 'A Vigilante Sinner in the Hazbin Hotel!'. I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs as the OCs Azrael Morningstar, Scaley, Sable Calamity, and Paladin belong entirely to 9655, and the OC Scarlett belongs entirely to Jake H Voronkov.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
{A Vigilante Sinner in the Hazbin Hotel-Season 1, Episode 8: Hello Rosie!}
"...So, like where are your wings?" A curious Niffty asks her Lover as we cue to the next day, and we appear in Hell, specifically the Pride Ring as we zoom into the Hazbin Hotel, and we see Valkon, Vaggie, Azrael, Angel Dust, Alastor, Husk, Niffty, Mayberry, Lyla, Sir Pentious, Cletus, Keenie, and Collin all sitting in the hotel's lounge.
"Niffty, I don't-,"
"Did you ever think maybe she's sensitive about her lack of wings?" An annoyed Azrael asked as Angel Dust nodded and gestured over at Vaggie's chest.
"Yeah, just like her lack of tits?" Angel Dust asked with a sly grin as Niffty shook her head.
"No, Vaggie does have her tits. It's just that her shirt hides them well. Here, look." Niffty says while reaching over to grab Vaggie's E-Cup Breasts and begin massaging them as Valkon, Mayberry, Sir Pentious, Cletus, Keenie, and Collin blush heavily as, at the same time, Azrael, Alastor, and Husk look uncomfortable as Angel Dust and Lyla laughed and giggled amusedly as Vaggie looks flustered. "Hora? Vu~agī ni wa watashi ga oshi tsubushi tari mōtābōto ni shi tari suru no ga daisukina ōkina oppai ga aru no yo~ (See? Vaggie has some big old titties that I love to squish and motorboat~),"
"Okay, any other questions?" Vaggie asked with an embarrassed blush on her face while pushing Niffty away as Husk raised his hand dryly.
"I got one. How come every time Charlie talks to Heaven we get in deeper and deeper shit?"
"It's not her fault. Angels are just-,"
"Liars? Hypocrites? Evil bastards?" Mayberry interrupted Azrael with a blank tone as he nodded.
"Yes, and Charlie's trying her best."
"Yeah, well, her best is turning out real well so far," Cletus asked with a deadpan tone as Lyla looked around worriedly.
"Hey, where are Princess Charlie and Scarlett?"
"Yeah, where is Miss Fearless Leader anyway?" Collin asked as Keenie nodded and crossed her arms as the Cherub Angel frowned.
"Isn't it about time for another, 'doomed-to-fail' plan?"
"She's upstairs. Coming up with a plan to help save us all in our room." Valkon semi-lied as, while Charlie is trying to come up with a plan to help save their lives, she also needed some alone time after finding out that Vaggie never intended to tell them the truth about her past as an Exorcist.
"And as for Scarlett? She left this morning, saying that she plans to get some allies for us to help fight against the Exorcist Army on the next Extermination Day." Azrael explained as, unknown to them, Alastor perked up upon realizing that Princess Charlie, who is wallowing in self-pity and sadness, is all alone and vulnerable as, after remembering that Valkon knows how about a lead on how to kill Exorcists, the Radio Demon was quick to teleport himself into his shadows and we cue back to Valkon and the others' Master Bedroom as we see Charlie lying in her bed under the covers while crying softly as Razzle and Dazzle tried to comfort her with a box of tissues as Alastor suddenly reappears in her room and approaches her bedside.
"Oh, my Princess, you look an absolute mess."
"Ugh, go away, Alastor," Charlie says with a glare while hiding under the covers again as Alastor sits down on her bed.
"Now, now is that any way to act after picking a fight with all of Heaven and dooming everyone you love?"
"I have enough on my mind without hearing your sadistic idea of a joke, asshole!" Charlie snapped as an evilly grinning Alastor suddenly appeared beside her.
"Who's joking?" Alastor asked as a surprised and startled Charlie flew out of her bed after summoning her wings. "You have a captive audience downstairs waiting to hear what kind of inspiring performance you have planned next."
"Ugh, I can't. How can I face them after failing them all so hard?" A saddened Charlie says while floating down to land on the ground and desummoned her wings as she places her head in her hands somberly, and Alastor repositions himself on his stomach as he begins kicking his legs in the air like a schoolgirl getting some gossip from her friends. "They came here to be saved and all I gave them was more pain. I'm just as bad as the cruelest Overlord in Hell, and maybe worse." Charlie says while tearing up as she then stands up from the floor and begins pacing back and forth. "At least they don't go around giving false hope."
"Well, I never expected to see such a miserable display of self-loathing from you," Alastor says while adjusting himself as he is now lying on his side.
"Oh, fuck you, Alastor!" Charlie snapped while turning around to glare at him as an unfazed Alastor grinned sinisterly. "All you do is stand there, smiling while you watch us struggle and fail. I don't know how you can enjoy all this suffering so much." Charlie says solemnly before flinching in surprise as Alastor teleported behind her through his shadows and reaches over to wrap his fingers around the Princess of Hell's shoulders while chuckling ominously.
"Just because you see a smile don't think you know what's going on underneath," Alastor says while letting go of Charlie's shoulders and reaching over to grab her face with his hand to make her smile. "A smile is a valuable tool, my dear. It inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing, and ensures that no matter what comes your way, you're the one in control."
"But I'm not!" Charlie snapped while morphing into her Partial Demon Form as she turned around to walk towards her bedroom window. "I'm the farthest thing from in control! One of the few people that I trust most has been lying to me for years and was planning to NEVER tell me about her past as an Exorcist! Heaven refuses to listen and even if they did, I can't completely prove the hotel works! Adam has an invincible exorcist army pointed right at my doorstep and there's nothing I can do about any of it because, while I'm powerful and have tons of strong allies, without a way to permanently hurt or kill the Exorcists, it will all be in vain in the end!" Charlie screamed with teary eyes while slamming her fists against the window as sinister music played from Alastor's Mic Staff, and the Radio Demon's smile grew more evil and devilish.
"̷̺̈́̂͝Ỉ̷̡͎ ̵̢͉̜͈̔̽͆͌k̶̝̮̟̳͙͋͆̈́̎n̸̤̅̈́̒̔ȍ̴̹̖w̷̨̖̠͋̽ ̷̨̮̳́͝ş̵͈̓̄̋͐ò̷̘̩͑̌̊m̷̜̍̐͆͑̈́ë̸͇͙̝͇́͋͜t̵̮̿̄̿̈́̎h̸̜̺͋i̸̳̬̤̣̽̈́̔̾ň̵̺̻̱̜̳g̷̝͕͍̺̋̍̄́ ̵̲̦̌y̷͚̟̋͑͝͝ò̸̢ͅȗ̵̡̇̂̆̅͜ͅ ̵̠̥̹̩͂d̸̨̘͕͎̘̽̌͊͘o̸̢̩̥̠͇̿̇̍͝ņ̶͕̝̼̀̐̅͜͝'̴̨͚̃t̷̘͖̠̃̈́͐ͅ ̵̨͔̇̕k̶̮̪̦͋̅͂̏n̴̠̺̰̐̈́̈̾ǫ̵̧̽͛ͅw̶͕̠̾̋̏̀̉~̴̢̨͙̭͓̍̅͐,̷̝̟̋"̷̠̦̫̒ Alastor says while speaking without his radio voice filter and his voice gains a demonic tone.
"Huh?" A surprised Charlie asked while morphing back into her Default Form as Alastor walked over and grabbed her arms.
"Those big, scary Angels are not quite as indestructible as they seem," Alastor says while letting go of Charlie as she gives him a shocked look.
"What are you talking about?"
"Just that you and your little band of misfits might stand more of a chance than you think."
"How? I'll do anything." Charlie pleaded desperately as Alastor's sinister smile widened.
"Anything?" Alastor asked with an ominous tone as he stepped forward. "Well, then...ľ̵̮̟̳e̴̠̠̙͓͌ͅt̴̨͖̎͆̿͌͐'̶̫̝̐s̵͍̠̒ ̴̡̩͍́̅͑̕m̶̻̰̹̉͝a̶͍̠̓̽̎͗k̶̨͖̻̬̜͆̐̄̀̾e̴̹͒̈ ̶̜̫̥̯̒̂a̵̲͌́̋͊̎ ̸͈͓̋̍̃͐d̴̢͇̗̙͎̓̈́̑e̸̝͛͜͠a̵̮̒l̴̘̤͕̞̀͑͌͘̚.̸̧̛̪̖͙͆͐̉ Alastor says while speaking without a radio voice filter as it gains a demonic tone and swiftly morphs into his Partial Demonic Form as his sclera turns black with his pupils turn into the shape of black radio dials as his black horns grow in size, and his suit and ends of his mouth also gain stitches along them as Voodoo symbols appear around him as Charlie stumbled back worriedly.
"You...You want my soul?"
"̴̭͎̠̯͕̈́͆͋̓Y̵͖͒̒ō̴̻͈͓̲̕ū̵̳͒r̵͓͌͜ ̵̢̲̟̞̱͊̽̏s̶̱̟̼̜̝͛̈́̈́̍o̷͖̯̍͌̃͜ú̷̧̠̞̱̆̈́͒l̵̼͉̫̇?̷̢̛͙̙̽͛"̶̯̱̔̒̃̓͑ ̶̝̘̔̈́Alastor asked...before morphing back into his Default Form as he smiled cheerfully. "Heavens, no. All I need from you is one itty-bitty favor. What's a favor between friends?"
"I won't hurt anyone for you," Charlie stated firmly as Alastor grinned cheekily.
"Who's asking? One favor, at a time of my choosing, where you harm no one. In return, I tell you what I know." Alastor says as Charlie looks away thoughtfully. "Now, then...d̶̘̼̠̀ͅő̸̻̱̗̌̿̑ ̸̨͔̲͚̹̇̍̏͘w̵̹̺̰̠̣̓̾́̎̒ę̵̰̀͂̾͒̚ ̵̨̞͓́̀͐͑ḥ̵̖̙͉͖̃͂̓a̸̜̅̈̑̕͝v̴̛̙̟̥̇e̶̥͈̩̠̕ ̶̨́̓̃͝͝a̶͖͙̓̈́͊ ̴̹̟̻͈̤̃̓́d̶̡̜̮̱̒́̀̾e̷̢͎͉̚a̸̢̟̹͉̗͗͋̓ḽ̶͎͌̅͝?̴͍̈̑"̴̳̫̩͐̈́̿͆̉͜ͅ Alastor asked while speaking without a radio voice filter as it gained demonic tone and swiftly morphing into his Partial Demonic Form as his sclera turns black with his pupils turn into the shape of black radio dials as his black horns grow in size and his suit and ends of his mouth also gain stitches along them as Voodoo symbols appear around him. "̶̟͍̼̟̘̃́N̶̻̖̮̙̋̈͆̌͠ͅo̴͉̙̓̇͗ͅẃ̴̢̙͇̬͍͆.̷̘̯̤̽̈̈̍.̴̮̑͝.̸̘̖͖͉̿̓̎s̷̞̹͎̠̞̃͊͗h̷̭̥͕̄̆̍a̷̟̲̟͖̩͆̾k̵̭̤̗̬̹̏͘͘e̷̫̠̘͊̿ ̵̘͎͗̊̆m̵̧͕͇̟͐̈́̇́͝ÿ̷͇̠̕͘ ̴̩̬͉͋h̵̟͋a̴̝̘̮͎̋̄n̷̨̛̝̥͋̂̇d̶̟̬̥̀̄̌.̸̘͋.̸̨̿̆͂́.̸̡͉̞̦͂̄ͅc̸̲̦͖͊̃͐͋̆ǫ̷͔̉̔̋̾̏͜m̷̗̮͈͓̐̿̾̚̚͜ę̵̛͛͒̎͠ ̵̫̳̦̟͔̑̄̃ỏ̶̞̗͠ň̴̪̩͆,̸̬͎̭̈́͋̆̽̕ ̴̢͕̪͖̝̈͑̇̕m̵̮̘͔͑͆̊y̷̢̛̭̤̋͒ ̸̩̬͎̓̈̊̾͌P̵̦̝͓̥̣̌̆̕r̸̓̽͐ͅī̶̥̮͍̽͊͑n̵͈͕̭̪̕͘͝c̴̺̅͆͒͛ẻ̴̹͘̚s̵̨̨̧͙͠s̷͍͍͕̤̏̅̏͜,̵̞͇̫̰̹̿̔͠͠ ̵̤͇͕̾w̸̺̟̋̈́o̶̹̙̳̲̣͛̇́̃̈n̷͍̲̝̲̤̏̉̑̿̉'̸͍̪̮̦̰̐̋͑͗t̵̗̮͙͗̋̄ ̶̨̛̍̈́̂̓y̸̨̙̍́ö̸̜́͑̇̀u̸̢͗ ̷̢̝̞̟͙͂͝ṡ̵͎͊̃h̸̰͖̎͆͘ǎ̴̺̋̿k̶̯͎̺̗̽̐͋̑e̶̦̳͇͛̀͛̃̄.̴̩͇̀̅̐̎.̴̖̓̽̚͠.̸̢͚̖͈́͗͝a̶̡͉͇̠̅͗̏͝ ̵̂͛̀̕͝ͅp̸͙̳̜͇̒̇ͅỏ̸͔ȏ̵͖̝̯͂͜͝r̴̝̜̦̆͝.̴͖̙̬̩͆̌̐.̵͈͋.̷̭͚͋͊͗͗͝S̸̨̛͉̈̉͘i̸̜̚ņ̵͔̗͍̹̑̈̇̚ǹ̷̝͑͝e̵̤͍̋̉̌r̷̥̎'̸͉̜̰͐̄͛̂ş̷̭̿͌̒͛͘ ̷̝̥̟̰̌̔̒̆͘h̴̼̥̞̾a̴̰̣͕̭̫̔͑̀̅͝ň̸̝͚̾d̴̗̟͚̘͌͆̎́?̴̛̯͓̝̇͝"̴̸̨̛̭̬͓̗̲̈́̍̅̆̿͂A maliciously grinning Alastor asked while twirling his mic staff around as he slammed it down into the ground and presents his hand for a handshake as dark green demonic energy bursts throughout the hotel, and Razzle and Dazzle both growl as Charlie puts her hands down to stop them and morphed into her Full Demon Form as she held out her arm with a stoic look on her face.
"Deal," Charlie says as ominous music plays when she and Alastor shake hands, resulting in a green demon/ghost-like aura flashing throughout the room as the Radio Demon grinned evilly and threw back his head as he begins laughing sinisterly.
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"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" Alastor's omnius laugh rang out across the Hazbin Hotel as we cue back to the others and we see everyone observing the flash happen as a panicking Valkon, Vaggie, and Azrael turned around to leave while Husk had a knowing and defeated look on his face as we see the gang appearing back at Valkon and the other's Master Bedroom as they spotted the Radio Demon and the Princess of Hell shaking hands with each other. "Right on cue!"
"What did you do with her, you bastard?!" An angry Valkon snapped while planning to go over to attack Alastor with the others but was stopped by Charlie as she morphed back into her Default Form.
"Guys, stop!"
"What?" A bewildered Vaggie asked as she dropped her Angelic Spear. "No, Charlie, please tell me you didn't-,"
"I made a deal with Alastor," Charlie says with an emotionless tone as Alastor grinned at them smugly.
"Oh, calm down. She still owns her soul."
"He gave me info that can save the hotel, but we're going to need help. The Angels can be defeated, and Carmilla is the key." Charlie says as Valkon sighs heavily.
"Yes, I know."
"Wait, what?!" Everyone asked with a shocked tone as Valkon nodded.
"You see, I went to an Overlord Meeting a while ago and the Vees revealed that an Angel was killed during Extermination Day."
"Why didn't you tell us?!" An angry Azrael asked as Valkon frowned.
"Our goal wasn't to kill Angels, it was to stop Extermination Day. I didn't think that it was necessary to tell you that, but I was planning to tell you today, only for Alastor to beat me to the punch."
"I did, ha, ha, ha," Alastor says with a mocking laugh as Valkon glared at him while Charlie facepalmed herself.
"Look, Carmilla Carmine killed an Exorcist in the last Extermination. She knows how they can be killed permanently, but neither Alastor and I know how."
"But...I- I didn't even know that it was possible for an Exorcist to be killed." A stunned Vaggie says as Charlie glared at her.
"If you did, would you have told me or would you keep that secret for all eternity too?"
"Charlie, I-,"
"Valkon? I need you and Vaggie to go to her, and convince Carmilla to teach us how to kill an Angel. If she can, we might have a chance." Charlie says as Azrael gives her a worried look.
"With just fourteen of us?"
"No, I think that I can convince the Seven Deadly Sins to help me out as well as a few of our siblings, but we're going to need numbers too to fight a whole army. Scarlett is already recruiting some people to help us out." Charlie says as Valkon rubs his chin thoughtfully.
"And I think that I know a group of Immediate Murder Professionals who can help us out as well." Valkon says as Alastor reenters the conversation.
"And I know just who can help as long as Charlie can be her normal, charming self."
"What's that you said about smiles?" Charlie asked awkwardly as Alastor patted her on the head.
"Good girl."
"Charlie, can we talk about this-,"
"We can talk later. Right now, we have a job to do. Are you with us?" Charlie asked with a stern tone as Valkon and the others shared a look and nodded seriously as we fast forward in time and we see everyone making their way down to the Main Lobby of Hazbin Hotel as Charlie, Azrael, and Alastor left as a confused Angel Dust turned to the others.
"So-ho, uh, Alastor, Azrael, and Charlie just left like they were runnin' away from their responsibilities. Should we be alarmed?"
"No. We have a plan, but it includes defending ourselves against the Angels." Valkon says as Husk stares at him as if he grew two heads.
"Uh, are you fuckin' high?"
"They can be killed-,"
"Yeah, that knife lady, Camaro Carfight, killed one," Frank says with a smile, interrupting Vaggie as she gives him a disbelieving look.
"Wait, you knew about this too?"
"Uh, yeah. I told Boss about it months ago."
"Are you for real?" An annoyed Mayberry asked as Sir Pentious raised his hands defensively.
"Okay, to be fair, the Egg Boiz say insane shit all the time. How was I supposed to know this one was true?" Sir Pentious asked with an annoyed tone as Frank perked up.
"None of us are real. We are all a work of fiction, created by a guy who doesn't have a life."
"See?" Sir Pentious pointed out as Valkon sighed somberly.
"What's important now is that we're going to fight for our lives right now and this hotel is about to become the most dangerous place in hell, and we can't guarantee your safety anymore. We still believe in Charlie's dream. Hell, Azrael had supported Charlie's Dream of Redeeming Sinners since he was saved by one named Corazon." Valkon says as Azrael had told them years ago that when he was seven, Azrael wandered out of the Morningstar Castle shortly before the Extermination Day began, and by the time the Morningstar Family learned about it, Azrael managed to find his way back home thanks to Corazon, a Sinner Demon that was busy holding off Lute, who mistook Azrael for a Sinner Demon and was missing for centuries as the Prince of Hell didn't tell his family about him because he thought his Mom and Dad wouldn't believe him or would think Corazon was Azrael's imaginary friend, and didn't tell Charlie and the rest of their siblings about Corazon until a century later since it was very hard for him to talk about.
"We know this place can work, but you guys only signed up to be redeemed and go into Heaven, not fight our battles," Vaggie says solemnly as she and Valkon turn around to head towards the door. "Valkon and I are gonna go learn how we can fight back, and when we come home...well, we'll understand if none of you are here," Vaggie says sadly while she and Valkon leave the room as everyone sighed in worry for what she said.
"Well..this is awkward," Cletus says as Keenie sighs heavily.
"Just shut the fuck up, Cletus."
"For once, I agree," Collin says as Niffty smiles brightly and waves goodbye at her lovers.
"Kay Kay!"
~[Charlie, Azrael, and Alastor]~
"Three years! THREE YEARS I've been sharing my life with her, and I tell her EVERYTHING!" Charlie snapped angrily as we fast forward in time, and we see her and the others walking through Cannibal Town with Alastor escorting the Morningstar Siblings down the streets as he and the Prince of Hell listen to the Princess of Hell. "My hopes, my dreams, my insecurities, my embarrassing habits, what fucking DEODORANT I like, and I understand that she didn't want to tell me about her past as an Exorcist when we first met and all, but I expected for her to tell us eventually when she's good and ready, and now I find out that Vaggie NEVER planned to tell us about her past? Why would she not tell us? Did she think that we wouldn't accept her? I mean, for real? I told her about how I accidentally killed someone during Prom and Valkon told her about how he got into Hell, but she can't-,"
"Wait, where are we?" A bewildered Azrael asked, interrupting Charlie's rant as she paused for a moment, looking at their current location.
"Yeah, where are we, Al?"
"Cannibal Town. There's a friend of mine I think you should meet." Alastor says as the Morningstars frown worriedly and look around..only to be surprised to see how nice and clean Cannibal Town is as it resembles a 1950s town.
"Huh for a town where Cannibals live, this place is surprisingly nice." A shocked Azrael asked just as they arrived at Rosie's Emporium, and Alastor smiled warmly.
"Isn't it though? And it's all thanks to a very special someone." Alastor says while opening the door for the Morningstar Siblings as they enter Rosie's Emporium, where they meet the Cannibal Overlord herself at her desk speaking to a young woman at the front of a long line.
"Well, who hasn't thought about eating their first husband? I certainly would have if he didn't taste so bad. He, he, I tell ya what, you bring ol' tall dark, and armless to me, and I'll straighten him right out, Okay, sweetie? Now here's my card a-," Rosie says while talking with a Customer as she then pauses a bit upon seeing the Radio Demon himself. "Oh, my, stars! Do my eyes deceive me? Alastor?" A shocked Rosie says while making her way through the crowd as she smiles brightly at the sight of him. "Alastor! Where have you been?" Rosie asked while hugging Alastor as he bleats like a fawn, which is a sign of happiness and contentment for deer. "These halls really lost some of their sparkle without your lively presence and-," Rosie says before noticing the Morningstar Siblings as she grinned slyly. "Oh, who's this ya brought with you? Come now, Alastor, she's much too old for you." Rosie says while pointing over at Charlie, who rolled her eyes as she laughed. "Oh I'm just kidding. I know you're an Ace in the hole."
"A what now?" A genuinely confused Alastor asked while speaking without his radio voice filter as Rosie giggled.
"Plus, I have an inkling that I know who you are. You are Valkon's Girlfriend, right?"
"Wait, you know who Valkon is?" A surprised Charlie asked as Rosie nodded.
"Oh, yes, I met him when he first arrived in Hell. Such a poor thing, he was so angry and sad. Barry needed someone to help teach him how Hell works and how to use his powers so Zestial and I were happy to help out. Anyway, where are your manners, Alastor? Introduce us why don't you?"
"Ahh, yes. Charlie and Azrael? This is Rosie, the most darling, delightful, and dangerous Overlord on this side of the Pentagram." Alastor says while gesturing over to Rosie, who curtsies politely as she giggles again.
"Oh, always such a charmer,"
"And, Rosie, it's my pleasure to introduce you to Princess Charlie Morningstar and Prince Azrael Morningstar. One of the many Daughters and Sons that King Lucifer and Queen Lilith had with Charlie being the heir to the throne of Hell." Alastor introduced as Charlie and Azrael waved at her politely.
"How do you do?" Azrael says as Rosie smiles brightly.
"Well, well, well, isn't this a regal surprise," Rosie says as she then pushes the Morningstar Siblings to her desk. "Come in, come on in, can I offer you somethin' to eat? I'm sure I have a leg around here or somethin'. Oh, what am I thinkin'? Small things like you two? You're probably watchin' your figure, and you are trying to keep your muscular build." Rosie teased while poking Charlie and Azrael's stomachs as they blushed. "How bout some nice pinkie fingers instead?" Rosie asked while holding out a box of cut-off pinkie fingers in little pink wrappers.
"Oh, sorry, ma'am, but we already ate breakfast," Azrael says with a polite tone as Rosie beamed.
"Oh, look at you, you are such a handsome and polite young man. Alastor, you could learn a thing or two."
"Yeah, Alastor, you can learn a thing or two," Azrael says with a smug grin as Alastor's left eye twitches in annoyance and snarls at him as Rosie then proceeds to take them to a table with two chairs as she sits the Morningstar Siblings down on two of the chairs and the Overord sits on the chair placed across from them as the Radio Demon walks up to his old friend.
"Well, sit down. Sit down. Tell Auntie Rosie what she can do for you. Ya know, Alastor. I got a premo-connect on a guy with about eight blocks of territory and not enough goons to run it. Prime pickin' for a deal to be made, my friend."
"Appreciate the offer but we're here on business of another kind," Alastor says while walking up to the Morningstar Siblings as the Radio Demon places his hands on their shoulders.
"Well don't keep me in suspense. I'm a very busy woman." Rosie says while drinking a cup of tea as a panicking Charlie turns to her.
"Well, as you know... the Extermination is coming early. It'll be here in a month, and they're-they're coming for my hotel and my friends first, and I-I-I-I-,"
"We need your help. Well, your cannibals help at least, to fend off the attack."
"Wow." A surprised Rosie says as she puts down the cup. "When you ask a favor ya don't start small, do ya, your Highnesses?" Rosie says as Charlie and Azrael sigh sadly as the Overlord rolls her eyes amusedly and gets up from her seat. "Oh now, don't fret. I didn't say I wouldn't help, but I assume there's more to this plan than a bunch of unarmed Cannibals."
"Oh, your people will be far from helpless when we're done with them," Alastor says with a sinister grin on his face as he leans forward. "̷̨̉A̴̙̤̳̋ñ̸͙̫͍̽́d̷̙̿͒͒ ̵̫͚̜̿͜b̴͔̆̌̐͝y̵͖̳͙͋̽̀̌̋ ̸̧̡͓̻͖̀̔t̸̢̮̦͉͈̍̄h̴̝̓͒̓̓̍ė̸̻͙̊ ̶̠̓̏e̸̻͍͝n̸̲͐́́̊͝d̷̢̰̊̅͠,̵̧̻̺̻́̈̂ ̴̨͕̱̙͆̄͒̌̽t̵̮̭̦̂̌̆̔̅ͅḩ̴̝̫̙̀͝ḛ̷̙͆̽̌̐̚ÿ̵́͌̅̅͜ ̵͈͙̲̬͆͗w̵̨̜̪̌͝͝ī̸̢̮̙́͜͝ļ̷̂̇͒̒͝l̷̙̰̹͕͉̔̂̋̄͝ ̷̱̀̍̉̑b̸̙̗̤̫͋̅̓̈́̚ḛ̵̺͋͋̽̈̃ ̷̬͎̿̌͊̎ạ̷̭̓̓̕b̴͙̲̤̻̾̒͝ḷ̶̡̬̳̌͜ẹ̶̺̰̺́́ ̷͇͈̺̄͝t̴͕̻̆̎̕͠õ̵̻̻̩͎͖ ̶̹͓̞̲̆ḛ̷͎̥̥̃̓̃͛ā̸̡̡̗͕͎̍͂̽̇t̷̘̥̳̤̬͑,̶̬̉̓̐ ̶̻̊̊̈́́t̴͖̥͙͓͚͑̓h̸̢̛̲̭͎͚̿̾̒ȩ̶̭̼̓͝i̶̫͂͑r̷̹̓̔,̵̧͈̠̦̖͐͂̎̍ ̸̹̖͓̪͕͐̒f̷̨̏̄͗̐͝į̷̩̦͙̬̾̄̚̚ḽ̴͖̀̚͘l̶̮̟̽ͅ.̷̭̹̥̾̀̃͐̾ͅ"̸̛͓̮̱̯̘̂͋̈
"...Well, in that case, sure. Why not?" An amused and unfazed Rosie says as the Morningstar Siblings perked up and stood up from their seats.
"Really?"
"What can I say? I like your moxie, kids, and old Alastor has never done me wrong before."
"Oooh! Thank you, thank you, thank you!" Charlie says gratefully while holding Rosie's hands as Azrael sighs in relief.
~[Vaggie, Valkon, and Carmine]~
"Why didn't you want to tell us that you were an Exorcist?" Valkon asked with a somber yet curious tone as we see him and Vaggie making their over to Carmilla's Company.
"...Because I didn't want you to know," Vaggie says while tearing up as she looks away and hugs herself. "I was afraid if I told you I was an Exorcist, you would beat me to near death...again," Vaggie said, the last part shocking the hell out of her Shared Boyfriend as he turned to her confusedly.
"Again? What the hell are you talking about? I never fought..." Valkon says before trailing off as his eyes widen in horror. "...No...please don't tell me that I..." Valkon says, only to trail off again as Vaggie nods and lifts her eyepatch as the camera pans into her eye.
~[Flashback: Four Years Ago]~
"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Past Valkon roared angrily while engaging with one of the Exorcists in a vain attempt to defend the Sinner Demons as he was able to snatch away the Exorcist's Spear and whirled around to stab it into the Exorcist's face, causing her to scream in pain as he was able to rip out her eye and the Exorcist then crashed down to the ground as the Angel turned over to him and weakly spat out golden blood as he held his blade over her.
"Go ahead, do it already! Haven't I suffered enough?!"
"...No," Valkon spat as he glared down at her coldly. "You and your kind deserve far worse than just instant death. I'm going to let you live and suffer the consequences of your actions." Valkon says while summoning his wings and flying up into the air as the Exorcist groans in pain and reaches up to grab her mask as she takes it off to reveal that it was Past Vaggie.
~[Flashback Over]~
"Vaggie...I did that to you?" A stunned Valkon asked as Vaggie nodded.
"You don't even want to know what Adam and Lute did when I begged them to help me,"
"Vaggie, I'm-,"
"Let's not talk about this now, please? We have a job to do." Vaggie says with a solemn tone as Valkon looks away with a crestfallen look on his face but says nothing as they arrive at Carmine Company, and the Fallen Angel and the Vigilante Sinner of Hell begin banging on the metal door. "CARMINE! GET YOUR BITCH ASS LATINA ASS OUT HERE! WE NEED TO SPEAK!" Vaggie snapped while glancing up at the security camera as she glared up at it. "WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID ON EXTERMINATION DAY! WE CAN EITHER TALK ABOUT IT INSIDE OR I CAN HAVE ALASTOR BROADCAST IT ALL OVER HELL FOR EVERYONE TO KNOW!" Vaggie screamed as the door instantly clanked open. "Fuckin' right you open that door."
"Goddamn it this woman is hot." Valkon thought to himself with a blush as he and Vaggie entered the building with the door closing behind them as a spotlight turned on to reveal a scowling Carmila standing above them.
"You have two minutes to convince me not to silence you two for good," Carmilla says with a frown as she narrows her eyes. "Even if we are close friends, Valkon, I won't hesitate to kill you to protect my Daughters."
"I would be disappointed if you didn't," Valkon says as he then took a deep breath. "Look, Carmilla, we're here on appointment from the Princess of Hell to enlist your aid in the defense of Hell from the Angelic Extermination. We know an Angel fell at your hands and we need to know how."
"...No."
"No? What do you mean, no? The Princess of Hell-,"
"Means nothing to me. You have to do better than that. 90 seconds." Carmilla says as Vaggie fumed angrily.
"With your knowledge, we wouldn't have to helplessly stand by while-,"
"Clearly I am not the helpless one here. 80 seconds."
"If you have nothing to lose, then why can't you tell us what we need to know in order for us to be able to defend ourselves?" Valkon asked as Carmilla scoffed and rolled her eyes.
"To avoid the very problem you and your little friends are facing right now. I will not invite destruction into my house, on my people."
"We didn't pick this fight, but it's here now, and they aren't going to stop with us. I was there during the Angelic Courtroom and Adam outright admitted that he's not only going to try and kill us but also every single Sinner Demon in the Pride Ring and all of the Hellborns in Hell." Vaggie pointed out with a glare as Carmilla's eyes widened in shock and horror at what she said.
"Indeed, they won't stop until all of Hell is wiped out, so you can help us make a stand here together, or you can stand alone tomorrow, and what do you think your chances will be then? Don't make the same mistake that fool Exorcist made," Valkon said as Carmilla smiled.
"Fools talk, cowards are silent, but wise men listen."
"So which one will you be?" A Familiar Voice asked as Carmilla turned her head to see Scarlett walking up to her with a warm smile on her face as she looked the Weapons Dealer in the eyes. "Hello, Carmy."
"It's been a couple of hundred years since we last met, Rojo," Carmilla says with a soft smile on her face as they share a hug.
"Scarlett? Did you finish with your recruitment already? And Carmilla, you know who she is?" Valkon asked curiously as they separated, and Scarlett nodded.
"Yes, I was able to go back to Planet Earth and called up some allies to help us fight on Extermination Day."
"I know who Scarlett is due to us fighting in several battles together back when I was a Human,"
"We went through a lot together, I was even there when Carmilla died," Scarlett added as she looked away somberly. "She was seriously wounded and I...put her out of her misery."
"And I don't blame you for that. I prefer dying quickly than slowly." Carmila says with a sincere tone as she then gives her a suspicious look. "Well, judging by the fact that you are here and friends with them, it means that you have allied with them in this war, but why, my friend? I thought you were allied with Heaven,"
"I am, but I'm also allied with Hell. As long as the Exorcists exist, there will never be peace between the realms. All of this killing and violence is getting nowhere and with what they plan? It could throw off the balance in the natural order." Scarlett says as Carmilla hums and turns back to glance down at the lovebirds.
"Oh, if you wanted to know, your time was up a long time ago," Carmilla says before jumping down to kick Vaggie in the face to send her crashing down into the ground as a shocked Valkon didn't have time to react when Scarlett leaped down to pull out her Scarlett Saber and swiftly slash across his chest, causing him to wince in pain as he held his chest. "Angels attack quickly, viciously, and without mercy. You'll need to defend better than that."
"Fight us, lovebirds!" Scarlett screamed with a serious glare as she and Carmilla charged over to attack Valkon and Vaggie.
~[Charlie, Azrael, and Alastor]~
"CANNIBALS AND CANNIBETTES! ASSEMBLE IN THE SQUARE!" Rosie screamed through a megaphone as we see her, Charlie, and Azrael walking to a stage placed in the middle of Cannibal Town. "Now, darling, you know I would do anything, anything for my clients, but I can't exactly command all of Cannibal Town to follow someone else into battle. Now, don't get me wrong, they love carnage and bloodshed, but to get this group into line, you got to win 'em over." Rosie says to Charlie before turning back to the crowd of Cannibals as she glares at them sternly. "SETTLE IN! SETTLE IN! IMPORTANT MEETING!" Rosie shouted through her megaphone as the Cannibals formed a crowd around the stage.
"But how do I-,"
"By using your authority as a royal to command them to help you out. Listen, I don't mind if you're easy-going and happy most of the time, but right now you gotta suck it up and learn to grow up. You are the Princess of Hell, you can't let people walk all over you," Azrael says firmly with Charlie being solemn about what he said, but ultimately realizes that he is telling the truth as Alastor appears on the scene and nods.
"Agreed. Besides, this shouldn't be too hard for you to do, my Charming Demon Belle. It's not like you've ever failed to inspire before."
"Now, fair warning. This group sticks together, so in order to convince any of them, you'll need to convince all of them, and there's one in particular-,"
"Uuuugh, Susan."
"Susan, who's a bit of an...uh-,"
"Ornery old bitch?" Alastor asked dryly while speaking without his radio voice filter as he groaned angrily.
"That. She's tough, but win her over and the rest will be easy as pie. Ready?"
"I guess," Charlie says awkwardly as Rosie then turns back to the crowd of Cannibals.
"EVERYONE, WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL, VERY ROYAL GUEST THIS EVENING! PLEASE PUT YOUR BLOODY HANDS TOGETHER FOR PRINCESS CHARLIE!" Rosie screamed through her megaphone as Charlie smiled awkwardly and waved at the crowd.
"Booooo, bring Rosie back!"
"...Susan?" Charlie asked with a deadpan tone as Rosie and Alastor had flat looks on their faces.
"Susan."
"Uh, okay, uh, my name's Charlie Morningstar, Princess of Hell and heir to the throne, and..." Charlie trailed off as she and Susan began talking at the same time. "...well, I run this hotel with my part..."
"Booooo! Get off the stage, you blue-blood bitch!"
"...well someone and...wait, let me start over."
"Booo! We don't give a shit about some hotel!"
"...Angels are coming to kill us all and we need help defending our realm."
"Leave before I eat those big-ass eyes of yours! Boo! Get off!"
"...so we, uh... we need your help..."
"Why should we trust you?"
"Do you want to die?" An angry Azrael asked as Susan snarled at him and then turned back to a sweating and twitchy-eyed Charlie.
"Where's the showmanship?"
"...with your assistance...we can make a stand for..."
"Where's all the finesse?"
"...I...I have a dream and I-,"
"Fucking mediocre!"
̵̹͉̤̒̈́̉"̷̳͔̐͐F̷̧̬̍͊̐Ư̶̡̥̮̣̐̈̃̈C̴͇̋̀̽K̶̜̜̳̾͐ ̶̨̩̹͎̆Y̵̼̫̻̹͍͂̈́Ọ̴̩͉̎Ṵ̶̢͇̱͙̃̏̚,̴̥͆̌̆ ̵͎̘͖͖͙͊Y̸̤̖̱̲̏̓͂Ỏ̷̢̯̜̔̈́́̕Ú̷͈̂͆̔ ̶̧̛̖̄̎Ǒ̴͚͚̫L̵̨̅͐̚D̴̛̯̫̗̞̆́̍͘ ̴̺̱͝B̸̖̻͑̈́̒̓́ͅĬ̷͇̤̔T̴̡̬̼̯̤͌C̷̻͎̤̭̺͊̈͆͘H̸͔̹̃!̴͇̄̽̊̀"̵͓̤͌̃ Charlie snapped angrily while flipping off Susan and morphed into her Full Demon Form as all of Hell began shaking violently with her rising anger and bursts of flames threatened to burst out of the ground as Azrael looked shocked but understanding, Alastor had a big amused grin on his face, and a worried Rosie walked over to grab her left arm with a nervous laugh.
"Okay! We'll be back after a brief intermission!" Rosie says while trying to drag Charlie away but fails as she huffs angrily and morphs back into her Default Form as the Overlord drags her away from the stage.
~[Vaggie, Valkon, Scarlett and Carmine]~
Grunting in pain, Vaggie was slammed onto a pillar but then started charging at Carmilla, who kicked her onto the floor as the Fallen Angel got up and started charging again, but predictable, the Weapons Dealer kicked her down onto the floor again as we see Valkon summoning a big dark blue/black double-headed battle axe with his dark magic and began waving his weapon around to send out multiple waves of dark blue/black magic at Scarlett, who nimbly avoided each attack and zoomed forward to slash across his chest and back before kicking him down into the ground just as a yelping Vaggie was kicked over to crash against him as they fall down into the ground.
"Okay, we have been at it for like half an hour and you haven't laid one hit on me. Jesus, change tactics or something. You just keep charging at me over and over again and expecting different results. Use your environment to your advantage, fucking dodge, make a plan, hell throw your fucking Angelic Spear at me or something." Carmilla scolded Vaggie as Scarlett glared at Valkon.
"You are wasting too much valuable magical energy and you put too much force in all of your attacks. In short, while your moves are flashy, they are unnecessary and a waste of time in battle."
"Come on, what is this?" An annoyed Vaggie asked as she and Valkon stood up from the floor.
"You want me to teach you how to beat Angels? That's what I'm doing by showing you the flaws in your own fighting style. Yours and all your sisters'," Carmilla says as Scarlett nods and turns to Valkon.
"And I want to help you realize the flaw in your fighting style."
"Wait...you know I'm an exorcist? How?" A shocked Vaggie asked as Carmilla rolled her eyes dryly.
"You have a giant X over your eye and wield an angelic spear. It's not rocket science."
"It really isn't, babe," Valkon says as Vaggie groaned and facepalmed.
"Before you found out about me, did you know Angels could be killed?" Carmilla asked sternly as Vaggie shook her head.
"No, I knew that Angels can be harmed but we will never have any permanent and serious injuries."
"Then why is it that your eye didn't regenerate when I ripped it out? Or why your wings didn't grow back after Lute cut them off?" A confused Valkon asked as Vaggie hummed thoughtfully.
"Well, you stabbed me in the eye with my Angelic Spear and ever since then, my eye was unable to regenerate ever again and Lute cut off my wings with her Angelic Weapon and they never got regenerated and..." Vaggie trailed off as she and Valkon glanced over at Carmilla and noticed that she was wearing Angelic Ballet Shoes as their eyes widened in realization.
"...Wait...Angelic Weapons can kill Angels? It's that simple? How has no one else figured this out? How come I didn't figure it out? I have been fighting against Exorcists for years." A stunned Valkon says as Scarlett shrugs.
"Angelic Steel isn't common, and those who have it aren't exactly rushing off to test it against Exorcists. You never had Angelic Weapons and even when you did, you never really used them a lot to notice the pattern." Scarlett says as a firm Carmilla then goes over to kick Vaggie again, but this time, the Fallen Angel dodges as the Weapons Dealer goes for a knee kick and sends her crashing near her boyfriend, who once again dodges a sword slash from Scarlett as she kicked him away but the Sinner Demon summoned his wings to stop them in their tracks.
"And judging by how the Angels fight, it's obvious that not even they know about this weakness because they leave themselves open with every swing. They fight like someone unafraid of death, and this is what you two will take advantage of. Angels wield no shields, and little armor and fight with reckless abandon. Strike them here, here, and here." Carmilla says with a wise tone while kicking Vaggie across her neck as she then pretends to kick the Fallen Angel on her back as if she is slashing off her wings, and finally, jumps up into the air to deliver a powerful kick that sends her crashing down into the ground.
"In this fight, Valkon, you can no longer fight like you used to. You need to learn that you shouldn't give one hundred percent of your energy into any one strike. You've got to be quick and accurate. Hit a series of points and break your opponent's stance." Scarlett says while striking Valkon all across his body repeatedly as he yelped in pain each time. "And when your foe is reeling back, you deliver the final blow," Scarlett says while hitting him across his chest as he crashes down onto the floor with a pained groan. "Their own weight becomes their downfall, literally."
"When my Daughters and I were cornered in that last Extermination, I tried to buy time for my girls to flee, and well...you don't become an Angelic Arms Dealer without arming yourself first," Carmilla says while remembering using her blades to cut an Exorcist's head off as she and Scarlett narrowed their eyes seriously.
~[Out For Love Song!]~
Carmilla: I see you're driven by your detestation,
Your every step is stoked with animus!
Scarlett: You need a different type of motivation,
Or there's no way that you can handle this!
Shaking their hips around with the beat of the song, Scarlett and Carmilla then held hands as they began dancing around Valkon and Vaggie, who stood back to back and held up their Magic Axe and Angelic Spear protectively as the Living Female Human and the Female Sinner Demon then leaped up high into the air to land on the balcony with the blonde-haired superheroine sitting on the ledge while doing the splits and held up the Weapons Dealer as they then fall forward to cartwheeled over to land in front of the lovebirds.
Carmilla: I know you're thirstin' for vengeance and redemption, Vaggie and Valkon,
You're out for blood,
But you'll only stand a chance if you're out for love!
Out for love~
Love~
Scarlett: Think of who you care about,
Protect them and be out!
For love~
Love~
You're gonna fight without gloves,
As long as you're out for love!
Walking forward elegantly with their E-Cup Breasts and H-Cup Breasts bouncing up and down, a serious Scarlett and Carmilla glared over at Valkon and Vaggie, who shared a determined look and nodded as they charged over to attack the more experienced fighters and said people easily danced around their attacks as the Fallen Angel thrusted her Angelic Spear at the Weapons Dealer and she quickly dropped down into a handstand and twirled around to kick her away as the Vigilante Sinner of Hell flew over to swipe his Magic Axe at the Powerful Heroine, and she easily dodged his attacks while closing her eyes as, while Valkon was attacking her, the Scarlett Warrior punched and kicked his arms and legs before delivering a finishing blow by kicking his chest to sends him crashing down to the floor.
Carmilla: Fuel yourself with the fear of losin',
That somebody who's your reason to live!
Scarlett: Harnеss your heart, and you can't help choosin',
To fight with all you can give!
Pausing a bit, Carmilla then commanded Vaggie to follow her movements as she began dancing and kicking around as the Fallen Angel frowned but nodded as she began copying her movements while thrusting her Angelic Spear around as Scarlett Warrior egged Valkon to attack her and the Vigilante Sinner of Hell hummed thoughtfully as he began spinning his Magic Axe while lowering his magical energy as he rushed forward and began slicing and dicing at the Blonde-Haired Powerful Heroine, who dodged his attacks but he was able to think quickly and swung his magical weapon around to slash across her left shoulder and right hip as, intsead of grimacing pain, Scarlett grinned widely and nodded over at Valkon approvingly.
Carmilla: I know you'rе thirstin' for vengeance and redemption, Vaggie and Valkon,
You're out for blood,
But you'll only stand a chance if you're out for love!
Out for love~
Love~
Scarlett: Think of who you care about,
Protect them and be out!
For love~
Love~
Holding out their weapons and arms determinedly, Vaggie and Carmilla then began stalking over to each other while grinning widely as Valkon and Scarlett walked around each other in a circle before all of them rushed forward to attack each other with the Fallen Angel thrusting her Angelic Spear as the Angelic Weapons Dealer whirled around to block it with a swift roundhouse kick as the Vigilante Sinner of Hell and the Magical Warrior locked blades with each other.
Carmilla and Scarlett: You're gonna fight without gloves,
And when that push comes to shove!
Yeah, you just might rise above,
As long as you're out for love!
Traveling up the staircase, Vaggie and Carmilla began bouncing and leaping across the stairs with the Fallen Angel having a genuine and happy smile on her face, realizing that she loves this type of fighting style while Valkon summoned his wings and floated around a dancing Scarlett while striking various parts of her body and dodged her attacks as they reached the top of the staircase and the Angelic Weapons Dealer and the Magical Warrior began backflipping down the staircase as the lovebirds shared a look and nodded with Valkon and Vaggie leaping over to land on the railings as they slide down it just as their foes backflipped down on the ground as they were shocked by what the others were doing and the lovebirds then launched themselves up into the air with Vaggie tossing her Angelic Spear over to stab itself in front of a shocked Carmilla, narrowly hitting her heart as Valkon front flipped over to deliver a mighty dual kick down Scarlett's face to knock her down into the ground and the lovers flew up into the air while holding hands as, suddenly, Vaggie grows out a new pair of Angel Wings and floated up to kiss Valkon, who kissed her back as Carmilla and Scarlett nodded proudly.
~[Out For Love Song Over!]~
"Well, look at that. We just might just survive this." Valkon says while sharing another kiss with Vaggie as she then turns to smirk over at Carmilla.
"Nice work...Carmy," Vaggie says while she and Valkon float over to land on the ground as they desummoned their wings.
"Hey! Only my closest friends are allowed to call me that!" Carmilla said, blushing as Vaggie chuckled.
"Hey, sorry, couldn't help myself."
"Anyway, we're going to need more weapons, my friends," Scarlett says while leading Carmilla away as Vaggie and Valkon follow after them.
~[Charlie, Azrael, and Alastor]~
"...Alright, what have you so out of sorts, Darlin? Ya clearly have more on your mind than Angels," Rosie says with a knowing tone as we see her taking Charlie to Rosie's Room to have some Girl Talk.
"What do you do when someone you love lies to you about who they are?"
"Romance? My specialty. Come on, dearie. Details, details." Rosie says while leading Charlie over to sit down on the bed.
"My Girlfriend is an Exorcist Angel. I figured it out the minute we met because she was covered with Angelic Blood, but since she went through a traumatic event, I decided to wait until she tells me her secret when Vaggie is ready, but...I had come to find out that she was NEVER planning to tell me the truth at all..."
"Oh, shit...that's...that's a lot. How does that make you feel?" Rosie asked with a warm smile as Charlie sighed heavily.
"Just, angry, because we share everything, because she always supported me, and my ideas, and now, I don't know whether or not that was just more of the lies...oh no that's a horrible thing to think. Do I think that? Yes...no...kinda?"
"You said you love this girl just as much as Valkon?" Rosie asked as Charlie hummed thoughtfully.
"Yes, or well, I...yes,"
"Have you ever once doubted that she loved you in return?" Rosie asked as Charlie shook her head at the question. "Well, then what's the problem?"
"Well, not only did she take part in the very thing we've been working so hard to end, but she never planned to tell me about it."
"Well, isn't that silly hotel of yours all about redemption?" Rosie asked as Charlie nodded. "Perhaps this girl, was trying to redeem herself too."
"She knows better than anyone that I believe in second chances, why not tell me?"
"It can be difficult to admit to things you're not proud of, especially if those things hurt the ones you love. Did Valkon tell you everything about his past? Like why his Brothers betrayed him and why he resorted to murder?" Rosie asked as Charlie shook her head. "Do you think that you will hate him if he never tells you why?"
"What? Of course not, I understand that there are some things that he can't tell me and..." Charlie says before trailing off as a look of realization crosses her face.
"Exactly. Look, the past can hurt, but the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it. For instance, Vaggie did fuck up, sure. She's flawed, but, hey, who down here isn't? If there's anything I've learned, it's that words are cheap, but actions speak the truth. So, what have her actions said?"
"...That she believes in me, and what we're doing...right now she and Valkon are off learning how to protect everything we've worked for, and, I can't even pitch my hotel right." A groaning Charlie says as Rosie eyed her curiously.
"Well how do you normally explain your hotel?"
"By singing...but that never works..." Charlie says somberly as Rosie giggles knowingly and winks at her playfully.
"It will work here. Trust me."
~[Ready For this Song]~
Charlie Morningstar: Have you ever wanted something,
That was so clear in your mind that you could taste it?
Susan: You mean like human flesh?
Charlie: Uhhh, sort of...
It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut,
That you could finally be faced with,
A billion needy faces, I guess what I mean to say is!
For the first time in my life,
I might have to be ready for this,
Ready to be the one who's leading from the front!
After appearing back in front of the crowd of Cannibals, the girls then walked back up on the stage as Alastor handed Charlie his Microphone Staff, much to her shock, as the Radio Demon NEVER let anyone touch it and smiled warmly as the Princess of Hell reached over to grab it and began singing into the Microphone Staff with the crowd of Cannibals eyeing her curiously as a glaring Susan asked her a question, which the Female Nephilim responded awkwardly as she glanced over at the others and a smiling Rosie clapped her hands excitedly as Alastor gave her a thumbs up and Azrael nodded at her encouragingly.
Charlie Morningstar: Gotta come into my own,
Gotta come into my throne,
Gotta take charge and defend my only home!
And although I kinda feel unsteady,
Now I need to be ready for this!
Have you ever felt like you're willing to die,
To save the people of your city?
Susan: By 'die', you mean to use my teeth to rip flesh apart?
Charlie Morningstar: That's a start!
'Cause right now, we need a leader,
And it seems to me that,
Destiny has picked me to be that,
If you'll permit me,
So, who's with me?
Charlie then walked down the stage to appear in-between the crowd of Cannibals as Susan asked a question with an angry scowl but was surprised when the Princess of Hell nodded to her idea as she walked forward and twirled around to smile at all of the Cannibals brightly as Alastor, Rosie, and Azrael nodded proudly in the background.
Azrael Morningstar: Wouldn't it be super to see more of Hell?
Join up now if you like to travel,
Come on, boys, hop in the saddle!
Lotta sights to see en route to our hotel,
Not to mention the camaraderie!
Yes, siree, you'll form life-changing friendships,
With the folks along the way!
Alastor: And feast on all the angels you can eat!
Azrael Morningstar: Oookay…
Azrael then decided to join in on the song by leaping over to land beside his Older Sister and reaching over to grab her arms as they began tap dancing around with the rest of the Cannibals eyeing them intriguingly before they yelped in surprise when the Morningstar Siblings reached over to grab two Cannibals and summoned their wings to fly them up into the air for a bit before placing them down on the floor as Alastor leaned over to offer a group of Cannibal Kids some fresh Angel meat to eat and Azrael gave him an awkward smile.
Cannibal Citizens: It's time now to act,
They're on the attack!
When they move to strike,
We will fight biting back!
We'll follow your lead,
Our Future Faithful Queen,
We're eager to feed!
We'll sharpen our teeth,
For the heavenly feast!
We will eat like kings!
From this moment on, you can count on us,
To be resolute and ravenous!
Our appetites are whet,
And we're set to seize the day!
So I say, 'Oh hey! Come join the flesh buffet!'
The Cannibal Crowd then joined in on the song and started dancing as well as Alastor took his Microphone Staff back from Charlie, and Rosie handed a parade stick with a skull on it before the Overlords raised their hands to push the Princess of Hell forward as a bunch of Male Cannibals reach up to grab their hats and took them off to bow to their Future Queen of Hell as several Female Cannibals did a curtsey for her and all of them ran over to held hands while doing a little dance as they all posed elegantly.
Charlie Morningstar: Well, that's a little violent,
Can we tone it down?
Rosie: Oh, don't be put off by their snarlin',
That's enthusiasm, darlin'!
Azrael Morningstar: Eh, they just seem a little murdery right now...
Rosie: Don't worry, honey,
That's their thing,
Keep singing!
Rosie and the Morningstar Siblings: We're super duper grateful,
To have you folks aboard
We hope that we aren't a bother!
The Cannibals: Oh, trust us, we can't wait to taste an angel's wings!
Charlie and Azrael Morningstar: Oh, Grandfather...
Smiling uncomfortably, Charlie asked if they could tone down their violence as Rosie appeared and waved off her concerns as Azrael bluntly pointed over at the Cannibals, who had bloodthirsty grins on their faces as the Overlord told him to ignore that, and they all hooked hands to sing and dance around as the Cannibals once again were hungry at the thought of eating Angel Wings, causing the Morningstar Siblings to roll their eyes blankly as they shared a playful smirk.
Charlie Morningstar: For the first time in my life,
Maybe I can be ready for this!
Azrael Morningstar: We can be the marshals leading the parade!
Charlie Morningstar: I can come into my own,
And I think I've always known,
That my destiny could never be postponed!
Azrael Morningstar: When Adam brings the battle here,
We must appear like we are ready for this!
Sharing a serious nod, Charlie and Azrael then summoned their wings and flew up into the air while covering the crowd with magic red and purple sparkles as they all gained more confidence and determination as all of the Cannibals began following after the Morningstar Siblings, who glanced up at the red sky to see the portal leading to Heaven and glared stoically as they transformed into their Partial Demon Forms.
Rosie: They're dancing along,
They're singing her song!
Alastor: Surprised?
Why, I knew she could do it all along!
Rosie and Alastor: They are bound to pass the test as Princess and Prince of Hell,
Like their Daddy, those kids are madly powerful!
Alastor: Ç̵̦̖͓̝̋́̾̚h̶̡̢̺͍̳̚a̸̺̞̍r̶̹͚͋͑̀͘͘ͅļ̶͙̮͘ĩ̶̛͙̒̔̀ë̵̛̺̰̠́'̵͉̥̲̄́͛̏̕s̸̡͖̿͊̔͘̕ ̴̦̪̽̈́͋́͝f̸̥̩̌͜i̴̧̜̲̞̒̋l̷͇̽͆l̵̹̦̽̀̽̉é̶̱͎͉d̶̗̋͆͠ͅ ̷̛̟͊w̶͈̲̞͗i̵̟͑t̴͍̻̗̙̾ḥ̸͓̮̟͈͗̍̐͊̋ ̸͍̈̆͛̽p̴͉̜͓̔o̴̹̖͖̗̓͊̃t̵͎̥̆̔͘͝e̶͈̐͜͠n̷͙͍̙̑́̄͑̈́ṭ̶̛͍͌̿ị̶̝̯̉̉́̌ȧ̶͉̺̠̮̃͝l̸͕̅̋͌̍ ̴̡̌̑̌̽̔ͅẗ̷̪͉̳̣̼̚h̸̻̣̓͒a̷̡͎̭͝t̶̡̨́ ̷̭͉͑̂͠Ǐ̶̛̱̬̭̗̦͘ ̴̧̠̺̌c̴̢̭̹̎͝ö̵̹̓͑͠u̵̹͂l̸͉̮̄̽̿͝d̷̖̠͖̙̩͑̑̇ ̶̨͎̪̱́̐̇̋g̸͚͖̬̪̬͋́͠ǔ̵̞̅̈́͆̑i̷̬͆̄͋̕͝ḑ̸̯̐͊̃̕e̵̦͖͆̄͛̌͑~̴͓̺͎̞̋̈̾͘ͅ
Rosie: I concur,
Rosie and Alastor: Stick with them, and you'll be on the winning side!
Squealing happily, Rosie wiggled her shoulders a bit and cupped her cheeks as Alastor grinned proudly, and they held hands as the Overlords began dancing around before glancing over at the Morningstar Siblings, who both had confident grins on their faces, and the Nephilim's bodies glowed with powerful red and purple Demonic AND Angelic Power as the Radio Demon then swiftly morphed into his Full Demon Form and grinned devilishly at his future plans for Charlie, who he can manipulate like his puppet as Alastor then morphed back to normal and shared an elegant pose with Rosie.
Alastor, Rosie, and Cannibals: For the first time in our lives,
We know that we are ready for this!
Rosie: We'll show Heaven a fight they won't forget!
Alastor: Ahhh-ahhh-ahh!
Alastor, Rosie, and Cannibals: It's time to take a stand!
Azrael Morningstar: It is time to lend a hand!
Cannibals: Huzzah!
Azrael Morningstar: Against the angels and their deadly threat!
Azrael Morningstar, Alastor, Rosie, and Cannibals: We cannot take it anymore,
The time has come to go to war!
Prepare to fight because we're ready for...
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!
Charlie Morningstar: I really hope that I'm ready for this...
After Alastor warped them to appear in front of the marching group of Cannibals, the Radio Demon and Rosie began dancing around alongside the Cannibals with a smiling Susan nodding approvingly at the Morningstar Siblings, who were flying above the crowd of Cannibals and Overlords as Charlie flew higher into the air and morphed into her Full Demon Form as she gained a grave yet troubled look on her face as she frowned.
~[Ready For this Song Over]~
~[Everyone]~
"Looks like you had a busy day." A grinning Valkon says as we fast forward in time and we cue over to the Gates of the Hazbin Hotel as Charlie, Azrael, and Alastor are coming from the left with the army of Cannibals while Valkon, Vaggie, and Scarlett are coming from the right with multiple crates of weapons as well as the army that Carmilla and her Daughters were leading.
"You too."
"Charlie, I-," Vaggie says as she was about to apologize yet again, only for Charlie to go over and hug her with Valkon doing the same thing as the Fallen Angel teared up and hugged them back with everything now being forgiven as Charlie then paused a bit at the sight of Vaggie's New Angelic Wings.
"The wings are new."
"Yeah, now we can all take nightly romantic flights with each other," Valkon says with a smirk as he and Charlie kiss a blushing Vaggie. "After we teach you how to fly again."
"Hey, Scarlett, you got our recruits ready?" Charlie asked as Scarlett nodded.
"Yes, I talked with Queen Butterfly, and while she can't personally come, she had promised that Ramona would show up at the Day of Extermination with her Butterfly Army and I had even taken a quick trip to Royal Woods to call up for Starla's help. She agreed to come with Kira and an ally of theirs."
"Good, and Valkon and I will head to I.M.P. Headquarters to have a meeting with Blitzo and the others and ask them for their help," Azrael says while going over to drape his arm around Odette's shoulder and kiss her as Carmilla smiles warmly in the background. "Come on, let's go home," Azrael says as the others nod and make their way to get into the Hazbin Hotel as they are all surprised to see Angel Dust, Husk, Niffty, Mayberry, Lyla, Sir Pentious, Cletus, Keenie, and Collin all working on defenses for the hotel together.
"Well, look who decided to show up." Angel Dust says with a cocky grin as Mayberry flipped her hair around smugly while carrying around Lyla.
"Yeah, we thought we were fighting by ourselves."
"You're...you're still here?" A stunned Valkon asked as Sir Pentious rolled his eyes and scoffed.
"What? Do you think we're a bunch of pusssssies?"
"We are here to help," Lyla says with a bright smile as the Cherub Angels float forward.
"You gave us a home when we were banished from Heaven, Princess Charlie."
"For that alone, we will be forever grateful for you."
"And it's why we will stand by your side to protect all of Hell." Cletus, Collin, and Keenie say as Husk shrugs with a lazy smile on his face.
"I just got used to you guys. I ain't finding any new drinking buddies."
"And I will always stand by my lovers' side," A manically smirking Niffty says while suddenly appearing on Vaggie's back as she admires her wings, and the gang all feel heartwarmed by this as Charlie, Valkon, and Vaggie realize that their Hazbin Hotel HAS been a success much more than they could ever realize.
"Well, looks like we have a lot of work to do."
"Yeah, we do." A Familiar Voice rang out as everyone turned around, and the Morningstar Siblings and Vaggie were shocked to see Emily sheepishly entering the Hazbin Hotel with Scarlett smiling proudly as she nodded. "Hey, need some help planning?"
"Emily, what are you doing here?" Azrael asked as Emily put her hand on her hip.
"My ideas were never accepted in Heaven, even when I try to give everyone a chance. Well if these bigwigs are going to treat me like one of Lucifer's followers, I might as well be one. You got room for one more?"
"Definitely, welcome to the Hazbin Hotel," Charlie says with a big grin on her face as she went over to hug Emily.
"And we have the perfect position for you, You can be our consultant for Heaven," Azrael says while going over to hug Emily as well as she smiles brightly.
"Happy to hear that," Emily says as, unknown to them, a shadowy figure could be seen watching Azrael and the others as they prepare for battle against Adam and his Exorcists.
~[Post Credit Scene]~
"So, the First Man keeps his pedestal and you take the fall," Scarlett said as we fast forward in time and we see her sitting in Charlie's Office with said person sitting before her as she was trembling with emotion due to all of the events of today and yesterday washing over her yet again. "Can't say I blame him. I would've done the same thing if I was in his shoes, but this Extermination shit?" Scarlett asked with a stern glare as she got up from her seat. "Under the sky is where the real work gets done, and they're about to find out that if you cut a Queen, you'd better cut her to the quick," Scarlett says while going over to lean down to the shaking Charlie's level as she gives a determined look to the Princess of Hell. "So, let me ask you, Charlie...how do you feel? Because I am really...pissed...off. You pissed, Charlie? Hmm? Are you?"
"I am...undeniably pissed off!" Charlie says with a growl while literally shaking all of hell with her anger as she turns into her Full Demon Form. "I'm going to make Adam suffer for threatening my hotel and my home."
"Good," Scarlett said with a nod while standing up straight as Charlie then morphed back to her Default Form after taking a deep breath to calm herself down. "Now's the time for me to teach you how to reign in and control your anger."
"Wait, you are?" A shocked Charlie asked as Scarlett nodded.
"Yes, you have great power but power without control is meaningless. Something you know very well." Scarlett says as Charlie nods grimly. "We have a month before the next Extermination begins so we are going to make it count. When I'm finished with you, you will truly be able to access your full potential as the Princess of Hell." Scarlett says with a big confident grin on her face as Charlie grins back and nods as they reach over to shake hands.
And done. I hope that you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one.
That's about it. Anyway, as always, I will catch you all next time.
