Chapter 1:
The Tennysons were on their way to Odd World. "I am going to puke in every ride," says Ben.
"Are we almost there," asks Gwen.
"Just gotta follow the sign," says Max.
But what the Tennysons don't realize is that the sign was switched, and they crashed...
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"Have you got another one, Red," asks a creature in the vent, with a hissing voice.
"Indeed, Purple, do tell Blue to get ready," says Red.
"Do I have to," asks Purple.
"Do it," says Red.
Purple leaves while sighing.
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"To be, or not to be, that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles..."
"Hey, Blue," says Purple.
"I desire thee has't a valorous reasoneth f'r int'rrupting me, thee purple peasant," says Blue.
"Oh, knock it off, we got dinner," says Purple.
"Oh, well in yond case, the theat'r shalt waiteth," says Blue.
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The Tennysons wake up. "Where are we," asks Gwen.
"Welcome, Friends," says Red's voice on the intercom.
"Who are you," asks Max.
"My identity is not important," says Red, "but I can tell you what... if you wish to escape, you must do some tasks for me. First, you must retrieve all 24 blocks scattered across the facility and put them back on a platform in the theater."
"And if we don't," asks Ben.
"Then you can never leave," says Red.
"For now, we might as well play his game, but if we run into any trouble, a certain ten-year-old can use a certain gadget for defense," says Max.
"How's Gwen's laptop gonna help us," asks Ben.
"He's talking about you and your watch," says Gwen.
Pause. "That makes more sense," says Ben.
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Ben was walking when he heard something. "Couldst this beest mine own dinn'r I seeth bef're me?" Ben sees the big blue monster with the crown. Ben runs. "Wherefore art thee running hence at which hour I'm fill'd with pangs of hunger!"
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"Alloweth's beest civiliz'd about this. Thee can't encave f'rev'r and i wanteth to consume thee. Clearly, the most wondrous way to settleth this is f'r thee to surrend'r so yond I can! wh're art thee?"
Blue finds Ben as Diamondhead. "Hi there," says Ben.
"On second bethought, I has't been meaning to loseth weight..."
Ben kicks Blue's butt and traps him in a diamond prison. "I gotta tell the others," says Ben as he leaves.
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Ben regroups with Gwen and Max and told them everything. "So, did you get the blocks," asks Red.
"Yeah, but according to Ben, you left out the part about the blue monster," says Gwen.
"Ah yes, Blue," says Red.
"The guy talked like something out of a bad Shakespeare play," says Ben.
"Yes, well, right now, we should focus on your next task," says Red, "I need you to obtain 15 food packs around the facility."
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"Green, time to wake up," says Purple.
"Huh? What is it, Purple?"
"Food, what else," asks Purple.
"Vittles? Hotdog! Ahm gonna get me some vittles!" Green tries to move. "Ah just wish Ah wasunt so blind!"
To Be Continued
This is Non-cannon to the Ultimate Advanceverse. This is a sequel to Poppy Playtime × Ben 10.