Nor'easter Fever! by WyldClaw
Plot: This is a Nor'easter version of the Muppet Treasure Island song "Cabin Fever". Original written due to the January-March 2018 East Coast nor'easters that struck the east coast but it could also be applied to other ones like to the unforeseen October 2021 Nor'easter to .. or the awful January 2022 snowy nor'easter it had- . … names have been changed to save face-
Robbie , Moe ,Ross, naomi , Carrie Robbie,, Chrissy: : save face? more like save yourbutt rear from getting kicked !
WC : Uh.. technically .. yes (Moe , Curly, Carrie Ross, Naomi, Ian, Robbie Chrissy groan). .
Naomi: you enormous ego sized mouse brained prat!
WC: hey! I'm not A big-headed mouse brained prat.. my ego isn't that large ... Much
Carrie Ross,Naomi, Robbie Chrissy Kara, Lee, Moe : Yeah right !
Naomi, Ross, Moe:
Naomi , Moe, Ross: ! start the spoof or we'll kick your butt and make you watch .. the Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey movies , Halloween , \ and other beyond awful movie. you mouse brain!
WC: ( shudders) : ugh.. you want me to mentally puke over my laptop and make my hair turn white ? ( Robbie , Moe ,Ross, naomi , Carrie Robbie,, Lee, Chrissy give nod) . Heck no-I'm not getting imaginary vomit on my laptop . I'm getting to it . sheesh .. no respect..
Robbie , Moe ,Ross, naomi , Carrie Robbie,, Curly, Chrissy : oh brother ...
WC: anyway XxX separates the verses. italics mean extra lines not in the original song . this spoof one verse that appears in the soundtrack but not in the film.
Enjoy!
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Moe : it's been four days we since we last had heat
Larry : way too long since We've seen the sun
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Laurie: oh no! i've got the madness! i've got Nor'easter Fever
Curly : n oh crud !now I've got it too!
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All : NOR'EASTER FEVER!
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Gigi: I got nor'easter fever !
Lee :,it's burning up my brain
Danny: I've got nor'easter fever . it's totally driving me insane
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(Robbie and Carrie burp loudly) all : Robbie! Carrie!
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Chrissy : I've got nor'easter fever
Curly : I'm flipping my hats and bandannas
robbie , moe chrissy, curly,: been without my coffee for so long I'm about to go bananas
WC ( snickers): ha Ha. I don't the - - ( gets whacked on the head by plastic travel coffee mugs from Kara, Moe, Ivan, lee Gigi robbie , , carrie , chrissy,, curly,) : Owwwwww…
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Elizabeth : We-we got nor'easter fever, we've lost what little normalcy we had
WyldClaw: :been trapped inside for so long We're thisclose to going stark mad!
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All: Ariba!
Chicky ticky boom
Chicky ticky boom
Chicky ticky boom tick
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Moe: My sanity is hanging by a single thread
Larry & Danny : Since I' m stuck in here I've nearly gone out of my head
Naomi : we were happy for a little bit of snow
Ross: but now it just wont stop! Not that it's a bad thing ( kisses naomi)
WC: ( take a picture with her camera) " Whoops.
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Moe: Grab the big mouth by the collar
WC: owww! guys ? Air..
Bethany: Lash her to the (fake) wheel .
Chrissy, Lee curly: Do-si-do ,
Moe : step on her exposed Toes, Kick her rear
WC : (gets her butt kicked badly by Kara, curly Gigi, Carrie, naomi, robbie, chrissy Ross, Moe , , ) ow ow ow ow
Lee : Listen to her squeal
Ian:,Allemande left, allemande right
Ross, Naomi: . Now to end our show.
Swing her through the window
Ian,robbie, Lee, chrissy ,, curly Moe Kara, : chuck her into the five foot snow
WC: what the -( gets thrown out the door and thrown into a huge ice cold snowdrift) : c-come on g-guys. N-Not c-c—ccool
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Laurie: We got nor'easter fever
Larry no if , ands or but's
Nick; We're unhinged
Carrie: And crazed And bleeeeeping nuts
All: CARRIE!
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Nick: Ach du lieber ice covered car
Ross: (Yodel-lay-wahoo)
Moe ,Sour braten Wiener schnitzel
Robbie , Curly ,: und a full beer bar. Yahoooo!
(WC: (sarcasticaly) : oh whoop-dee doo/
Bethany: We were happy -the sun was on our side
Ian: But then it decided to die
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nick : I've got nor'easter fever
Robbie, Carrie Ross, Gigi Moe, Naomi, Ian,Kara,,Chrissy, : this is so the pits. i want my dunkin coffee
WC: ( snickers) don't think that's a bad thing having Days without dunkins . ( They glare at her) The falling swirling snows not bad bad. it's kind of pretty and. -
moe, Naomi, Ian,,Kara ,Chrissy : We've got nor'easter fever ( and dunkins withdrawl ) badly. So THAT'S IT!
Robbie, gigi carrie: hell yeah! ( moe, Naomi, Ian,, Robbie, Lee, Carrie Kara, Gigi ,Chrissy ross kick her butt, pelt her with snowballs,, hit her with hardcover books and break her glasses and nose)
WC(holding her swelling bloody nose): owwie! you broke my nose . ! whad did i do? whad did i do(they all give her a fierce look) dab my cue to shut up now
Gigi, Ross, Naomi, robbie, curly Robbie, Lee, Kara, ,Moe, ,Chrissy: Great idea big mouth
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Naomi: I was dreaming of a blue lagoon floating beneath a tropic moon
WC: yeah with a huge shin- (Ross and Naomi clonks her head with a basketball) owww….
Ross: If you don't shut your trap soon
Naomi, Moe, curly, Ian, Lee: we'll throw you into an ice cold lagoon (WC nervously laugh
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All: Nor'easter fever has ravaged all aboard
This once proud area
has become a temporary psycho ward
We were waiting for the sun
With this want us to rip out our hair
And now though we're all here
We're not all there!
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NOR'EASTER FEVER! Ahhhhhhhhh!